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If you were "insert here"kage, how would you train your ninjas? Would you do as Hokage does, in a very relaxed manner or pull off the extreme like what water country did to have friends kill each other to decide the best?
What would be your goals and reasoning for the training method?
EPYON
2000 laps around the village! If you fail, 3000 pushups! If you fail, 5000 laps around the village!
If you were "insert here"kage, how would you train your ninjas? Would you do as Hokage does, in a very relaxed manner or pull off the extreme like what water country did to have friends kill each other to decide the best?
What would be your goals and reasoning for the training method?
EPYON
I would do both, it depends on whether I'm in a good mood or not.
///_^
Copy Ninja
2004-03-28, 15:03
If I were Raikage, I'd train similar to the leaf and stray from nins from the same village killing each other.
master many techniques, but esp. lightning techniques.
put Kakashi up here with a vacation home in exchange for teaching a select elite chidori.
and, always attack in the rain, during electrical storms ideally, but all coups and takeovers are to be planned...then we wait for a rain storm. :)
I would let the Jounins decide what's the best training for their apprendices, after all the one who trains the person knows what that person needs better.
As for the academy i would give a more physical training and evaluation than books(So people like Sakura never get to genin:D), after making all that i would nominate a highly skilled ninja to take care of the ANBU Team, Other to take care of the mission system, and a person with great managing abilities to make the village bussiness run normal, then like one time a day we would have a meeting to discuss those various matters.
As for the rest of time TOTAL RELAX :D
As for the academy i would give a more physical training and evaluation than books(So people like Sakura never get to genin:D)
I'd set certain, physical standards.. They should have three exams, in Tai, Gen and Ninjutsu...
Lst2touchdasky
2004-03-28, 15:30
i'd pump them all with drugs until they all have red eyes or just the girls
rEkKaShInObI
2004-03-28, 15:46
6 hours of what rock lee does, another 6 hours of ninjutsu practice.
I would train them like Kakashi. Make them invent there own exercisies because when I show up training time is already over.
Pervert Sennin
2004-03-28, 16:22
I would they work very hard, and do diffecult missions and then relax...
if they fail, they must work harder, of they must go back to the academy :heh:
i'd give everyone a bowflex :heh:
OhJustSomeRandomGuy
2004-03-28, 16:42
"How would you train your ninjas?"
Dude, the plural of ninja is NINJA. It's yet another one of the reasons ninja are cool.
I'd make them all have to come up with an effective original technique, as one of the tests. Everyone's always worried about people figuring out the clan techniques...well, when you have guys that keep inventing new ones...it's not really a problem.
Let's see, If I were a hokage, I would do a lot of things similar to the anime...
For one, yeah, the Journin - genin team up is a very good idea...
I would also set up the ninja academy similar, except, every two weeks or so there would be a non-lethal exhibition match between the two randomly picked Journin. They play their game for a couple hours with the kids watching them, then the Journin finish their match and explain in detail what they were doing, to teach the new kids the idea of setting up tactics in a ninja fight. This is for the ones that are close to graduating... not for the new people in the academy, they still have to focus on the basics.
I would also divide up the ninja academy to three levels, written, solo-practical, and offensive-defensive.
As far as everything beyond ninja academy, I would have a progress report made by the Jounins every XX amount of days saying how each genin is performing. Everything else is just like how they have it in Konoha. Journins decide who takes the Chuunin and how to train the Genin. If they decide they want to teach any forbidden jutsu to a student, they need to be absolutely certain that they could handle the jutsu. And any parent/guardian who wants to teach a high-calibur jutsu is to be held accountable for if the ninja misuses it, and somebody gets affected by it.
That's about all I can think of right now...
Alfzilla
2004-03-28, 17:11
I would make a super special team of nin's all hand picked by me and all at least jounin level that would do nothing but train 7 days a week for "special" missions. I would than neither confirm nor deny that they exist. :D
i'd pump them all with drugs until they all have red eyes or just the girls
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/kao/otn/pcheers1.gif
I, on the other hand :p, would.. Have them train in Groups... of 3 , but, They shall learn to Control Chakra and Physical Abilities byself or by Trainer.. and They'll learn Jutsus by the Jounin trainer ... They would Fight Chuunin to Experrience Battle like sequences .. and the females will learn how to seduce the men, then kill. :) and other junk
I would, for one, would place more emphasis on the more traditional (in the real world) techniques. For example, EVERY nin would have to pass a proficiency exam in identifying and synthisizing poisons, and remedies. I would create another class of ninja who aren't required to actually do battle, but thier job would be the creation of ninja tools and artifacts (like explosion notes and summon scrolls), as well as the analysis of enemy jutsu as reported back by any team who has encountered foriegn nins, as well as any artifacts or even bodies brought back. In this way, we would have a much better support base for those nins who actually go into combat, in that they have plentiful amounts of powerful tools and weapons, so that even a low level nin, like Sakura, could be hardcore (in the forest of death, when she was fighting the sound nin with the air blast techniques, she would have defeated him easily if she had done something like Sasuke did, and add an explosion tag to the body-switched wood.
Also, I would have a high level nin spy in every other country, much like Kabuto from Sound, who could rise through the ranks and learn the enemy's jutsus, and possibly help in an invasion, whenever one is warrented. In this way, we would learn all the high level techniques of the other countries, and either copy them, or devise strategies against them.
gothlink666
2004-03-28, 19:27
Training would start at 4:30 am and end at 10:35 pm
they would all have weights on just as heavy as lee's but on there arms to and a vest
the first 2 hours will be pushups in a 2 foot deep lake the next 2 hour's will be running up hill followed by a 5 min food break then ninjitsu training
they all have to perform the bunshin no jitsu with 80 copy's
and be able to do at least 10 kage bunshin
then chakra training
they do the basic's for rasengan ,tree climbing ,water walking focus your chakra to your hand for 10 min with no break then they sleep for an hour to regain some of there chakra and we run down the mountain and meet at the bottom and i pair them to spar
then we play 3 hour's of go and chess and reading
after that weapon's work
then for the rest of the day we work on taijitsu with walking on water
Well, I'd probably saute them in crisco for a while.. add some lemon maybe... garnish...
Oh.. train..
Kung Fu Ferret
2004-03-28, 19:59
First off, i'd eliminate they idea of clan techniques. The village wold survive or fall as a whole. Team tactics would be favored over individual strength,
Pendragon2879
2004-03-28, 20:32
O I've been waiting for a question like this. I would train them in a pretty different way. I would make them train exclusively on the water. I don't know if you can increase your chakra by constantly floating on the surface while fighting and working out. I would also have them dodge little and big balls that I throw at them in a closed space. I got the idea remembering some old dbz stuff. Throwing an insane amount of energy balls at someone while the dodge them with only 2 feet in every direction.
Wait, another idea from DBZ talk, when they are ready, I would have a camp that some would have no choice but to avoid. Can they survive fighting multiple opponents with no breaks for 24 hours.
How would I train my ninjas? Sheesh, what kind of an insane person would have a plan for some obscure question like that?
Although...
I'll have to use them as tools of my inevitable destiny of world domination. I'll make a 4 of them into my elite killing squad(which I will call the Disgruntled Ninja Squad), the rest, I'll educate them in the art of deception and backstabbing which I like to call "Capitalism".
Soon my ninjas will own all the major companies as the heads of the companies die one by one(via the disgruntled ninja squad), when they hold 51 % of all of the world's respectable companies, I will proceed to buy the other 49 % effectively controling all the money flow in the world.
Then, when I control the airwaves I will air uncut, subbed anime for free all through out the world gaining the trust of all the anime fanboy/girls, then I will use them as the tools of my next stage of my plan, universe domination.
Yup, that's pretty much it.
Stickels
2004-03-28, 22:06
punch them in the stomach so they can barely even move and then throw them over a cliff so they can hope some special force will save them.
the ones that live can be ninja's
Training would start at 4:30 am and end at 10:35 pm
they would all have weights on just as heavy as lee's but on there arms to and a vest
the first 2 hours will be pushups in a 2 foot deep lake the next 2 hour's will be running up hill followed by a 5 min food break then ninjitsu training
they all have to perform the bunshin no jitsu with 80 copy's
and be able to do at least 10 kage bunshin
then chakra training
they do the basic's for rasengan ,tree climbing ,water walking focus your chakra to your hand for 10 min with no break then they sleep for an hour to regain some of there chakra and we run down the mountain and meet at the bottom and i pair them to spar
then we play 3 hour's of go and chess and reading
after that weapon's work
then for the rest of the day we work on taijitsu with walking on water
:twitch:
Some strong Genins you've got there. I mean, Kage Bunshin is a Jounin Technique, the only genin that did it was Naruto. You really don't expect every Genin to be able to use it?
socomberetta
2004-03-29, 06:57
If I were a kage, Id train my ninjas to do nothing but sit around on a big comfy couch and eat Doritos and drink mountain dew.
Then after they get fat enough, Ill have them learn shitzu no jutsu, wherein my ninjas gang up on an enemy, sit on them, and have one of them take a huge corn-filled dump on their faces.
Also, when theyve all reached the legal procreation age, which will be 30 in my village, ill have all the males and females line up, and i personally choose who they will mate with. Which theyll have to do in front of everyone, because we're a close knit 'family'. Then, when the women produce the offspring in the hollow of a tree, ill have them taken to the hospital immediately, and fed intravenously doritos, cake, doughnuts and coffee. When theyre old enough to join the Academy, Ill have the old crop of ninjas do something really hard like 5 pull ups, which of course after years of eating doritos and drinking mountain dew will cause all of them to have heart attacks and die. Ill use my napalm no jutsu to fry them all into ashes and have the children fertilize our corn and cabbage crops with the ash.
Then the cycle begins again.
Hisoka44
2004-03-29, 07:55
If I were a kage, Id train my ninjas to do nothing but sit around on a big comfy couch and eat Doritos and drink mountain dew.
Then after they get fat enough, Ill have them learn shitzu no jutsu, wherein my ninjas gang up on an enemy, sit on them, and have one of them take a huge corn-filled dump on their faces.
Also, when theyve all reached the legal procreation age, which will be 30 in my village, ill have all the males and females line up, and i personally choose who they will mate with. Which theyll have to do in front of everyone, because we're a close knit 'family'. Then, when the women produce the offspring in the hollow of a tree, ill have them taken to the hospital immediately, and fed intravenously doritos, cake, doughnuts and coffee. When theyre old enough to join the Academy, Ill have the old crop of ninjas do something really hard like 5 pull ups, which of course after years of eating doritos and drinking mountain dew will cause all of them to have heart attacks and die. Ill use my napalm no jutsu to fry them all into ashes and have the children fertilize our corn and cabbage crops with the ash.
Then the cycle begins again.
you have serious mental issues
Lavilainepieuvre
2004-03-29, 10:43
Well of course I would have them deliver milk and work on my farm. Then I will send them through space and have them work out in 50x gravity. :) :joke: :)
Seriously (but can we really be serious on such a subject), I think training should be adapted to each ninja. Training should focus on your particular flaws and on increasing your most used skills. For example, if I was a ninja, i'll try to buff myself since I'm about 150 pounds... :) Since I'm an octopus, I'll try to develop a special justsu like octoattack-non-jitsu.
I also think that all ninjas should increase their speed. Even if you know all jutsus, if your enemy can punch you before you even move a muscle, what good is it ? So every ninja should copy the training of Rock Lee. If they can...
vega98767
2004-03-29, 15:13
Id teach my ninja to be swordsmen, more like fencers. Id train them to concentrate on speed and countering. The weight idea that Rock Lee used was a pretty good idea so maybe id juse that on my Genin and make them spar against eachother most of the day. Id be sure to get in some time to teach them most of the basic and semi-advance jutsus but mainly just focus on their fencing skills. Eventually one of my own students will learn or create some sort of technique by using the sword and chakra and then the school just brances off from there.
gothlink666
2004-03-29, 15:55
which is why i got fired
Kabuto Maniac
2004-03-29, 18:48
I would train them similar to what is happening in hidden Leaf Village now, but I would put some more action in it. more test-missions, more gen jutsus (illusinary?) where their friends or something die, or when there are dozens of enemy juunins appearing ready to attack. just to see how they would react. (more or less like when Team 7 went on their A-ranked mission. they got attacked, and Naruto crapped out and Sasuke fought back.) Those results are interesting, even for the students themselves.
When any male is born, inspectors come in and check on the baby. if the baby is deemed not suitible it shall be left on the top of the hill for 1 night. If it dies it dies, if it lives, it gets to go back to the parents.
take all males from their parents when they are 7 years old.
live in the military barracks untill they are 18.
during this time, train train some exams train some more. One involving not eating for 3 days straight. only water, I will place some elite guards to guard the food. the only way you can eat is to get past the guards and get the food. get caught? you'll get whipped. if you can't complete the task no food for a week. (Encourages teamwork, disipline and loyalty)
once the males hit 18, they go off and kill someone with their barehands (usually slaves) they fail they will be killed (effectivly destroys "post-war symptoms)
at age 35 they can finally go off and breed. The cycle continues.
So an exclusive male ninja clan. This will prevent guys getting weak for girls. The training will make it a male dominated sexist country.
As for the females, They can breed more males. and take care of domestic affairs. males will take care of external and political affairs.
So females will have the opportunity to help the economy and earn equal wages among their peers. (that's what feminist want right?)
anyone guess where this is from?
Kabuto Maniac
2004-03-29, 19:15
anyone guess where this is from?well, it does look alot like Sparta in the old years (Greece and Troje and stuff, you know..?), but I guess that's not what you were lookin' for.
I don't think the people of your country would be very happy with that kind of gouvernment, by the way... ;)
well, it does look alot like Sparta in the old years (Greece and Troje and stuff, you know..?), but I guess that's not what you were lookin' for.
I don't think the people of your country would be very happy with that kind of gouvernment, by the way... ;)
Congrats! Spartan war Machine!
Why not? It worked for tyrannical sparta. And it defeated a democratic Athens (Don't debate about this. The real winner of that war was the Macedoneans)
I'd chose a great number of kids.
Start a military project to train their telecinetic and psychic powers, and make them as war machines and a "higher level" society. I'll call it the Project Akira...
Oh, wrong anime :twitch:
Well, I'd get a bunch of kiddos, make them sit at the sofa, obligate them to watch Naruto repeatdly, memorizing all movements and jutsu. When their training is over, which would take roughly about 10-15 years of non-stop Naruto watching, I'd just say: "FIGHT TO THE DEAAAAAAAAAAAATH!" :D
Now, seriously...
Sharing the training in genjutsu, ninjutsu, taijutsu and actual study pratice is a good idea. Roughly 4 hours for ninjutsu, 2 hour to genjutsu (which can be easily done by having a great Chakra control), 3 hours to taijutsu; and 2 hours to actual study (physics, math). A mission system just like the Countries, to improve the bond, strength and tatics of a team. Not a very hard training, since they all need time to rest, after all. You can't push your body way too much, so 11 daily hours of training with 1-hour breaks between them is more than good, IMO (ninjutsu, 1 hour break, genjutsu, 1 hour break, taijutsu, 1 hour break, study, the daily training's over, giving us 3 hours in total to rest between the practices). Roughly, 14 hours dedicated to training in a day (11 hours of actual training/study + 3 hours of rest). Take the last 10 hours to rest in a day, and you're as new as ever in the next day. Of course, you'd have the choice to chose if you want to add more time to a taijutsu practice, or a ninjutsu pratice, or any pratice you'd want. But the "original" setting would be that one.
That would be the method I'd use to train my ninja :D
If you were "insert here"kage, how would you train your ninjas?
But I am. Actualy my name in japanes would be Kage Taka. Although I don't know if for proper japanese it would be Taka Kage, or Kage Taka.
As for training ninja, that is easy. find a few large cities and let them loose on the populace. one at a time. Then warn the city about when there comming. that should be enugh of a challange for a first test.
Poster Boy
2004-03-30, 00:13
here's a good way to train ninjas....
Let them practice with these.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2234784490&category=475
OhJustSomeRandomGuy
2004-03-30, 00:16
here's a good way to train ninjas....
Let them practice with these.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2234784490&category=475
Those are totally weak looking.
Ah, Ebay...I remember when I bought a stun gun off Ebay.
Poster Boy
2004-03-30, 01:39
your right,
their probably plastic with a chrome coat.
PathofNightshade
2004-03-30, 01:48
Female Ninjas - Intense, 12 hour bedroom sessions.
Male Ninjas - 12 hour video camera duty.
Poster Boy
2004-03-30, 02:27
hahaha....
Perverted Hermit! :heh:
PathofNightshade
2004-03-30, 02:35
hahaha....
Perverted Hermit! :heh:
Are you implying that Jiraiya has 12 hour bedroom sessions with Naruto?
Poster Boy
2004-03-30, 17:05
Yuk,,....
:uhoh:
no, I meant that, it would be something that Jiraiya would say.
i'd probably train em the same way roshi did with goku and krillin way back in the early days of dragonball
Space_Shinobi
2004-03-30, 17:17
Training would start at 4:30 am and end at 10:35 pm
they would all have weights on just as heavy as lee's but on there arms to and a vest
the first 2 hours will be pushups in a 2 foot deep lake the next 2 hour's will be running up hill followed by a 5 min food break then ninjitsu training
they all have to perform the bunshin no jitsu with 80 copy's
and be able to do at least 10 kage bunshin
then chakra training
they do the basic's for rasengan ,tree climbing ,water walking focus your chakra to your hand for 10 min with no break then they sleep for an hour to regain some of there chakra and we run down the mountain and meet at the bottom and i pair them to spar
then we play 3 hour's of go and chess and reading
after that weapon's work
then for the rest of the day we work on taijitsu with walking on water
l would do the same but l would go a little easyier on them so they wont turn agianst you from all the hard work
Evilbunny
2004-03-30, 21:23
Training would start at 4:30 am and end at 10:35 pm
they would all have weights on just as heavy as lee's but on there arms to and a vest
the first 2 hours will be pushups in a 2 foot deep lake the next 2 hour's will be running up hill followed by a 5 min food break then ninjitsu training
they all have to perform the bunshin no jitsu with 80 copy's
and be able to do at least 10 kage bunshin
then chakra training
they do the basic's for rasengan ,tree climbing ,water walking focus your chakra to your hand for 10 min with no break then they sleep for an hour to regain some of there chakra and we run down the mountain and meet at the bottom and i pair them to spar
then we play 3 hour's of go and chess and reading
after that weapon's work
then for the rest of the day we work on taijitsu with walking on water
sounds like my wrestling camp :P
I would probably wouldn't make people work any harder than they want to. If they don't wanna be strong, fine. But u get money from missions. If you don't want money, thats fine with me too. But finding food is up to you.
Ain't capitalism great? :D
2000 laps around the village! If you fail, 3000 pushups! If you fail, 5000 laps around the village!
ROFL
LOL
l would do the same but l would go a little easyier on them so they wont turn agianst you from all the hard work
Nonono :nono: , if you do have Genin to train, don't go easy on them. They must become strong, never go easy if you are training someone to fight.
But even if they decided to rebel, hey, they're only Genin. You're the mighty Kage :)
confuzionrains
2004-03-31, 10:24
Objective:
train strong ninja regardless of bloodline/chakra ability; I wouldn't rely on that for strength... besides -> pretty much, my program would make ninja like Sakura more useful;
- eliminated inbred bloodline clans - my reasoning here is twofold - decrease reliance on this for skill, and also, it would increase the possibility of strange mutations when all bloodlines are mixed together... and encourage foreign "clans" to migrate here, to increase the bloodline potential of all ninja - if everyone has a little bit of byakugan, sharingan, haku blood, etc... they would be a lot more resilient to losing the bloodline if a specific clan is wiped out
- heavy emphasis on logic and creativity training - open a go academy, open an art academy, music academy etc... increase ninja intelligence and ability to be more shika-like -> the more outlets the better
- open a technology center -> research better weaponry, cloaking devices, etc... that might be compatible with ninja skills
- heavy emphasis on deception/genjutsu - art of war academy
- open a "foreign relations" academy to train ninja in machiavellian diplomatic skills
this is on top of regular physical and combat training...
as i see it, there's just not enough accesssible knowledge in any of the clans right now...
Hisoka44
2004-03-31, 10:43
i think everyone here would fail, no one of you have what it takes.
Kabuto Maniac
2004-03-31, 10:59
i think everyone here would fail, no one of you have what it takes.
wow, that's a lot of great talking, but I don't recall you coming up with anything better...? I may be wrong, and if so: please tell me and I will edit. BTW; is that on your avatar who I think it is..??? (hunter x hunter...??) he is so fckng COOOL!! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
Hisoka44
2004-03-31, 11:30
wow, that's a lot of great talking, but I don't recall you coming up with anything better...? I may be wrong, and if so: please tell me and I will edit. BTW; is that on your avatar who I think it is..??? (hunter x hunter...??) he is so fckng COOOL!! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
hehe, i don't say i will do better. i am just saying no one here could do it ^_^
Female Ninjas - Intense, 12 hour bedroom sessions.
Male Ninjas - 12 hour video camera duty.
I would so like that XD!!
pathyfinder
2004-03-31, 17:53
oh I like the in or line breeding thing as it developed specialties, I mean when people go to war they never just use one weapon :twitch: I'd keep the clans :D
however I'd put Jiraiya in charge of training (if even possible) and all of the ninja's would be wearing thongs :naughty: (hey I heard the first olympicans were all naked!)
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