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Pendevous
2008-01-12, 12:13
Yo yo here's a joke yo:
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, ol' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives.
But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little redhead who lives in town?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"
I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

The Chaos
2008-01-12, 16:04
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/parpmoo1fz0.gif
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/6773f07cfb5296dc2a4c748896f071.gif
Woot,woot,woot,woot,woot...:heh:
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/012533c2700e659b4dd97d5438753199gm1.gif
Lol, wtf? :heh:
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/snowmanmurder7ws9dt.jpg
Snowman are deadly. -__-

Just images today. :cool:
I Loved These ...Very Funny..:heh:

devildog23
2008-01-12, 18:54
ROFL who has seen this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ6k3QIsAk

I nominate this for Commercial of the year. Reminds me of Napolean Dynamite...

L_Supporter
2008-01-13, 05:48
nice......

KasumiGirl
2008-01-13, 07:46
KasumiGirl's funny crap. :D
January 13th, 2008.
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Just images today, once again...i'll get more stuff soon. ^^


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/353757451.jpg

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/f599651d521510_full.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/bdf2d6562a6c00_full.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/64773179012110_full.pnghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/1172329913415.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/lolol.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/1198212929268.jpg

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/1197228618213.jpg

The Chaos
2008-01-13, 07:55
KasumiGirl's funny crap. :D
January 13th, 2008.
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Just images today, once again...i'll get more stuff soon. ^^


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/353757451.jpg

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/f599651d521510_full.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/bdf2d6562a6c00_full.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/64773179012110_full.pnghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/1172329913415.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/lolol.jpghttp://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/1198212929268.jpg

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/1197228618213.jpg

I Loved Fu-Chan Secret...:love:
The Other Pic...:twitch: :uhoh: :heh:

aka Providence
2008-01-13, 09:55
it's time for another round of silly pics!!!~ (!)

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/1L_skywalker.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/50bc5abcf0c6d1f900402fenu3.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/Failed.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/4ko1l38.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/6ap2qg6.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/7ycm1lk.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/hitler.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/emo.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/6843085.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/lolz_1.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/lolz_2.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/lolz_3.jpg


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/13bs13th.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/diabetes3mx.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/prof_1.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/prof_2.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/prof_3.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/erection_1.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/erection_2.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/church.jpg


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/1174327506-kittahhellhu3.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/63m9275.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/1161382095-1160262190890.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/1174324818-Mine.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/1174324818-Mine2.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/valentines.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/FunnyPart-com-old.jpg

The Chaos
2008-01-13, 10:41
it's time for another round of silly pics!!!~ (!)

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/1L_skywalker.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/50bc5abcf0c6d1f900402fenu3.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/Failed.jpg




http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/FunnyPart-com-old.jpg
^These First Pic..Really Funny..:heh: :heh:
But The V Pic....OMG...I Can't Imagen That..:twitch:

anti-random
2008-01-13, 19:33
ROFL who has seen this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ6k3QIsAk

I nominate this for Commercial of the year. Reminds me of Napolean Dynamite...

Seriously, this can be used as a great commercial really. Its awesome.

Deathkillz
2008-01-13, 19:45
ROFL who has seen this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ6k3QIsAk

I nominate this for Commercial of the year. Reminds me of Napolean Dynamite...
They should start promoting fruits and veg instead of that crap ^^
"Carrots! carrots! CABBAGE!"

Isn't it amazing how you can always find scary related links on youtube?

VpDJpg2eW4o

That is what I like to call: Heart attack in a bun.

JustInn14
2008-01-13, 20:35
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/fosters6220/2fbcc22d6c2d22211594838517bcf25e.gifhttp://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/fosters6220/RealLYFMudkipz.jpg

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/fosters6220/549px-Mudkips-A_History.jpg


Thought these were kind of funny. :) :) :) :)

Dxon
2008-01-14, 11:28
They should start promoting fruits and veg instead of that crap ^^
"Carrots! carrots! CABBAGE!"

Isn't it amazing how you can always find scary related links on youtube?

VpDJpg2eW4o

That is what I like to call: Heart attack in a bun.

I want that burger!! :D

I love all images! ^^

LaMonnah
2008-01-14, 12:58
That burger is huge! I wouldn't even know where to begin with that one. he must have felt so sick after eating that. but what an accomplishment.

onehp
2008-01-15, 00:10
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/39435/2004831650969821110_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004831650969821110)
http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/40216/2004890372200072946_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004890372200072946)

jedinat
2008-01-15, 00:27
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/39435/2004831650969821110_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004831650969821110)
http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/40216/2004890372200072946_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004890372200072946)
Ugh. I hope you didn't play with her for any amount of time. I spent so many hours with that horribly designed face creation tool. It wouldn't have killed Bethesda to include a few attractive pre-made faces.

Dxon
2008-01-15, 02:04
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/39435/2004831650969821110_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004831650969821110)
http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/40216/2004890372200072946_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004890372200072946)

She's not hot. :heh:

What are you thinking.. :heh:

Jinto
2008-01-15, 02:44
@onehp,

race was nord? (or imperial maybe). Well it is a good butcher job if one cannot even identify the race it was based on afterwards :D

Aoie_Emesai
2008-01-15, 15:18
Here ya go - another typing test

http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/

I got 51 WAMs, i feel slow, i ranked 80k out of 101k >.<

Rookie103
2008-01-15, 15:23
http://forums.filefront.com/customavatars/avatar186345_3.gif

The Chaos
2008-01-15, 15:30
^ I just Love Osaka..:heh:

mist2123
2008-01-15, 15:33
http://forums.filefront.com/customavatars/avatar186345_3.gif

Nice XD I think the united states army need people like her to fight terrorist:heh:

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-15, 19:35
http://forums.filefront.com/customavatars/avatar186345_3.gif

I've seen it before, and it's still wonderfully funny. I think the original version is just as funny, though. ;)

siya
2008-01-15, 22:55
Nice XD I think the united states army need people like her to fight terrorist:heh:

lol, That's awsomes...I wish my shoe was a WOMD....:D

starry_sky45
2008-01-15, 23:07
http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1174.png

siya
2008-01-15, 23:08
http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1174.png

HOE MAH GOSH! I love this..This is halrious!

Purell
2008-01-16, 11:56
Ha ha Chris P Bacon!!!!!! :)

JustInn14
2008-01-16, 19:39
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/fosters6220/1200526417747.jpg
Hehe. Made me laugh, anyways.

siya
2008-01-16, 21:29
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/fosters6220/1200526417747.jpg
Hehe. Made me laugh, anyways.

If he finds them HE BESTS SHARE!

starry_sky45
2008-01-16, 22:31
http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1175.png

siya
2008-01-16, 22:41
http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1175.png

lol...These are always funny

starry_sky45
2008-01-16, 23:34
lol...These are always funny

well of course they are. they are dinosaur comics ;)

King Lycan
2008-01-17, 14:18
http://youtube.com/watch?v=friS4OOcdgQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=npQC7v73TXg

Dxon
2008-01-17, 14:18
Why do you people like those dinosaur comics so much? They dont make me laugh. Actually.. I think they suck..

teachopvutru
2008-01-17, 17:12
Why do you people like those dinosaur comics so much? They dont make me laugh. Actually.. I think they suck..

Well, I would definitely have to agree with you as well, I even find the fact that a whole bunch of us have the same age (15) funnier than that comic... But then, everyone is different so...

EDIT:
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-17, 20:44
----- You know you live in the 2007 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this post.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!

mist2123
2008-01-17, 20:51
----- You know you live in the 2007 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.



this joke hit me XD i failed to notice #5 :heh:

starry_sky45
2008-01-17, 23:28
Why do you people like those dinosaur comics so much? They dont make me laugh. Actually.. I think they suck..

well everybody has their own opinions on things. I personally think they're hilarious.

Dxon
2008-01-18, 01:51
----- You know you live in the 2007 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

That one is great! That one made me laugh. :D

The Chaos
2008-01-18, 05:09
EDIT:
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
----- You know you live in the 2007 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

This Two Really Make My Laugh ..:heh: :heh: :heh:

siya
2008-01-18, 10:02
Why do you people like those dinosaur comics so much? They dont make me laugh. Actually.. I think they suck..

HELLO! BANCO AND EGGS!

Dxon
2008-01-18, 10:56
Yeah so.. It's not funny...


(Recieved a de-rep for not finding that comic funny... wtf... Giving an opinion and getting a de-rep for it.. The one who gave is stupid.. (Lucky for him that it's anonim..))

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-18, 12:13
Yeah so.. It's not funny...


(Recieved a de-rep for not finding that comic funny... wtf... Giving an opinion and getting a de-rep for it.. The one who gave is stupid.. (Lucky for him that it's anonim..))

Well obviously someone found what you said offensive, so I guess you deserved it. Next time consider carefully what you type BEFORE you post. Someone might take offense. Though I'm not particularly fond of dinosaur comics myself, I don't think they suck. I just don't read them.

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-18, 14:06
...This basically defines my life at the moment:
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01182008/d/2/d/2/d2d2caafacc860_full.jpg

The Chaos
2008-01-18, 14:10
...This basically defines my life at the moment:
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01182008/d/2/d/2/d2d2caafacc860_full.jpg
Main Too...I Know From This Pic Just 20 anime ..:heh:

Midori Chi
2008-01-18, 14:41
Hee. That's why I watch mine on the internet mostly. XD

Deathkillz
2008-01-18, 16:26
Evolution of mankind...

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9520/79a82a56e5673a1585390b9hp9.jpg

Depressing...isn't it?

teachopvutru
2008-01-18, 16:52
Evolution of mankind...

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9520/79a82a56e5673a1585390b9hp9.jpg

Depressing...isn't it?

Before we realize it, we gonna become a monkey! :rolleyes:

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-18, 17:08
Evolution of mankind...

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9520/79a82a56e5673a1585390b9hp9.jpg

Depressing...isn't it?

On a related note....
http://www.jephdraw.com/random/evolutionkillsbig.png

teachopvutru
2008-01-18, 17:51
On a related note....
http://www.jephdraw.com/random/evolutionkillsbig.png

According to this picture, in the future chicken meat will be able to reproduce and increase in population by itself and we no longer have the need to kill for food. :rolleyes:

Dxon
2008-01-19, 15:25
Time for something REAL fun. ^^ (no its not a bad idea comic...)

Zero Punctation Halo 3 review (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3)

Terrestrial Dream
2008-01-19, 17:33
Time for something REAL fun. ^^ (no its not a bad idea comic...)

Zero Punctation Halo 3 review (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3) Ah Zero punctuation review, it's pretty funny to watch his review


Ok so this probably isn't funny but I guess it could be little funny and this is true story. It was during sixth grade and it was my birthday and everyone basically forgot about it, even my mom, my dad, and my sister. But the one person that shouldn't have forgot about it forgot about my birthday and that was...
me.
Kinda a stupid, but I think this is kinda funny when you tell someone directly so if you thought it was stupid please forgive me :heh:.

starry_sky45
2008-01-19, 20:57
Well since everyone is making such a big deal I will not post them anymore. :)
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8264/temperatureextremespe2ub5.jpg

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-19, 22:14
Wow... it's -30 degrees fareinheit where I live. So.... how the heck did we get home (we own a chevrolet). (and yes, I DO realize it was a joke post)

onehp
2008-01-20, 01:06
Oh shit! It's Mr. Creosote! *dun dun dun*

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

X_X

Dxon
2008-01-20, 03:09
Oh shit! It's Mr. Creosote! *dun dun dun*

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

X_X

That's disgusting! But that makes it fun. ^_^

Rookie103
2008-01-20, 07:03
Time for something REAL fun. ^^ (no its not a bad idea comic...)

Zero Punctation Halo 3 review (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3)

That man is a god.

Dxon
2008-01-20, 08:49
That man is a god.

I know! :D Every review makes me laugh so much! ^^

Deathkillz
2008-01-20, 13:40
ORZ
http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/7696/8ca20984c3dd017b418bcaewr9.gif


http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8153/65e5c99ee6ff98f7aa0fa6dio9.th.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/my.php?image=65e5c99ee6ff98f7aa0fa6dio9.jpg)

Poor cat :/
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8459/d0f52e6c27368af37f01b0ewc4.jpg

The Chaos
2008-01-20, 14:14
^Funny Pic DKZ..
I Loved The First One..:heh: :heh: :heh:

Dxon
2008-01-21, 09:39
My cat screams like hell when she is getting a bath. ^^ Makes me laugh actually. I just love my cat. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/sephiroth00/phortsyan/welkam2japfaq.jpg

JustInn14
2008-01-21, 12:09
Yeah so.. It's not funny...


(Recieved a de-rep for not finding that comic funny... wtf... Giving an opinion and getting a de-rep for it.. The one who gave is stupid.. (Lucky for him that it's anonim..))



That's the way the Forums works, I guess. :)


ANYWAYS, (unrelated) _KmWbKJ8CyY&NR=1

devildog23
2008-01-21, 12:51
Real Life Mario Kart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jsUiYZS7QA)

aka Providence
2008-01-21, 21:48
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/sephiroth00/phortsyan/welkam2japfaq.jpg

lol. how times change; several years ago, my friends thought japan was filled with ninjas, samurais, and mecha.

Pendevous
2008-01-22, 12:31
----- You know you live in the 2007 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.


Best shit evah! :D

Many people are travelling on a plane........Over the Atlantic the plane loses power......The captain announces "We're losing altitide so we are going to have to throw out the luggage". The passengers agree and all the luggage is thrown out. After a few minutes they lose a second engine, the captain announces "We have just lost another engine...we have to throw out the cabin baggage". So the cabin baggage is also thrown out. Just five minutes later a third engine blows out. The captain announces "We are close to land people, but we have to throw out some passengers too". There is an uproar in the cabin. Undaunted the captain continues "Passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A- any asians on board??... no? B - any blacks on board??....no......." Suddenly a little black boy asks his father "Dad, what are we??" His dad replies "Tonight son, we are Zulus................."


A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him "What did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife" the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get the hell out."
"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?"
The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'bad dog!'"

Rookie103
2008-01-22, 12:50
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8334/silly2px1.jpg

http://www.uploads.gaming-resources.com/files/19/4Chan/Mudkip.png

The Chaos
2008-01-22, 13:13
Best shit evah! :D

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him "What did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife" the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get the hell out."
"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?"
The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'bad dog!'"
At The Start I thought Poor Guy...But Really Why He Kick His Wife Out..?

Dxon
2008-01-22, 13:25
Because she had sex with his best friend their dog... :D

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-22, 14:13
lol. how times change; several years ago, my friends thought japan was filled with ninjas, samurais, and mecha.

Oh, they still have that, too. After all...

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/03/female-ninjas.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ninjas.jpg

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a331/misakyra/Motivation-Ninjas.jpg

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z41/twilightrotary/Motivator-Ninjas.jpg

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/jakcartographer/1182108263598.jpg

http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/tsaviran/t/ninjas.png

Dxon
2008-01-22, 14:23
Second one is the best. ^^

The Chaos
2008-01-22, 14:39
The Second Pic...I Couldn't Find Anyone...Really There Is Ninja Or This A Joke..

Rookie103
2008-01-22, 14:39
The Second Pic...I Couldn't Find Anyone...Really There Is Ninja Or This A Joke..

A joke, obviously. I lol'd though.

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-22, 19:48
I made this because I was bored. REALLY bored. No really. This is like physics-defying boredom.

http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01222008/a/7/5/4/a754bcd0991700_full.jpg

Dxon
2008-01-23, 11:17
I made this because I was bored. REALLY bored. No really. This is like physics-defying boredom.

http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01222008/a/7/5/4/a754bcd0991700_full.jpg

I just love these images with a picture and a comment on it in black border. They are great! ^^

P.S.:
The Second Pic...I Couldn't Find Anyone...Really There Is Ninja Or This A Joke..
Why do you make your sentences like...Why...I have no idea...It bothers me since I dont know...:heh:

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-23, 11:39
I just love these images with a picture and a comment on it in black border. They are great! ^^

P.S.:

Why do you make your sentences like...Why...I have no idea...It bothers me since I dont know...:heh:

...Spacebar...broken....nochanceof....recovery.. :heh:

Here's a funny comic I saw on DA today:

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2008/022/0/1/Syrup_by_kris_wilson.png

felix
2008-01-23, 11:47
@Dxon:

" ... " the universal punctuation mark. Also replaces the ENTER key. :heh:

I used to write posts on forums like that. (only I always used " .. ")
For whatever reason I felt at the time it was easier to read; I quit using it -eventually- since everyone seemed to just read it as a pause in the sentence.

* I can read your posts just fine Chaos ^^

The Chaos
2008-01-23, 11:52
* I can read your posts just fine Chaos ^^
Thanks ..I Just Keep Read My post Again and Again Looking For Mistake...There Nothing Wrong ..Right..:)

siya
2008-01-23, 12:33
Thanks ..I Just Keep Read My post Again and Again Looking For Mistake...There Nothing Wrong ..Right..:)

lol...Well, if there are mistakes people could mistakenly mistake your mistakes for a comedy thing..after all, this is just a random thread xD

Dxon
2008-01-23, 16:03
That's clears up a lot. I do prefer people to use spaces and normal... (damn..) dots..?
:D

Anyway.

Cats your sig and avatar match the way I look at you realll well. Like a police officer or something. Someone with a status or something. ^^

teachopvutru
2008-01-23, 18:46
" ... " the universal punctuation mark. Also replaces the ENTER key. :heh:


Really?? O_o I never knew that and I use it all the time too... I often use it for when there's this "mood", no idea how to describe it, although I tend to use it for a pause as well. :heh:

Also, what are boysenberry and boysenous? After checking dictionary the comic kinda seems like a play on word. Boysenous = Poisonous?

Reno
2008-01-23, 20:05
...Spacebar...broken....nochanceof....recovery.. :heh:

Here's a funny comic I saw on DA today:

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2008/022/0/1/Syrup_by_kris_wilson.png

HAHA!!!! YES!!!! Cyanide and Happiness OWNS!!!! :D

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-23, 22:51
Also, what are boysenberry and boysenous? After checking dictionary the comic kinda seems like a play on word. Boysenous = Poisonous?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boysenberry

A boysenberry is suspected to be a cross between a loganberry and the western dewberry (Rubus ursinus).

It was discovered on Rudolph Boysen's farm in northern California. Walter Knott was the first to commercially cultivate it in southern California.[1] His family's small restaurant and pie business eventually grew into Knott's Berry Farm.

And yes, "boysenous" is is a play on words of "poisonous". The guy on the left is an idiot, because poisenberry (obviously poisonous) sounds a lot like boysenberry. It's basically a play on the misunderstanding of each word's pronunciation.

Khaos
2008-01-24, 08:57
How to handle babies correctly:
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/fun_12167_richtiger-umgang-mit-babies.html

Rookie103
2008-01-24, 11:09
How to handle babies correctly:
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/fun_12167_richtiger-umgang-mit-babies.html

Ah man, awesome! Plus rep for that!

Utter_iMADNESS
2008-01-24, 11:54
I found these to be quite interesting:
http://gizmodo.com/348068/wrong-number-generator-makes-dialing-exciting
http://gizmodo.com/348228/gigantic-500x-white-ipod-earbuds-not-a-joke

KasumiGirl
2008-01-25, 00:22
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/KasumiGirlSigs/1185170709583.jpg

UzumakiW
2008-01-25, 00:45
How to handle babies correctly:
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/fun_12167_richtiger-umgang-mit-babies.html

Haha XD! That was great!

mist2123
2008-01-25, 11:51
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!" To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?"

y do farts smell ??
so deaf ppl can enjoy them !!!



Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, " But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Noddin****phatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards it.

"Two dogs, please." Says the mother superior. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior is first to open hers, then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part of the dog did you get?"



There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week."

kitto-chan
2008-01-25, 13:42
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful,sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass
is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-25, 13:56
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful,sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass
is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week

LMAO that is sooooo funny!! :heh:

JustInn14
2008-01-25, 22:03
qPGt7S2L2jk

Omfgbbqwtf
2008-01-26, 01:43
Havn't post anything here in awhile..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/syntax419/CatDefendsFoodFromDog.gif
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3756/ricebagqh5.jpg
http://www.webpark.ru/images/Alx/1141196776.jpg
http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/funnysigns/pics/23.02.06/waterstreet.jpg
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/bad-poker-face.jpg

Khaos
2008-01-26, 02:30
This is the best thing ever done:
The Demented Cartoon Movie

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented

(Warning, this lasts about half an hour)

The Chaos
2008-01-26, 05:13
Havn't post anything here in awhile..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/syntax419/CatDefendsFoodFromDog.gif
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3756/ricebagqh5.jpg

Really Funny...Poor Dog..:heh::heh:

Jinto
2008-01-26, 13:58
This is the best thing ever done:
The Demented Cartoon Movie

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented

(Warning, this lasts about half an hour)

Well... okay... but I prefer something to think about ;)

part 1/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4H_E8b-qmo

part 2/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZd3iCknZU

part 3/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRWAyM26YV8

part 4/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ9Amuri6G8

part 5/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ullkbVCL8


edit:
@starry_sky45,

a short debriefing though,


How to handle babies correctly:
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/fun_12167_richtiger-umgang-mit-babies.html

starry_sky45
2008-01-26, 14:54
I found this very humorous. :D
http://www.dezinfo.net/?post=693

Dhomochevsky
2008-01-26, 21:09
Pispers is a freaking GENIUS! :D

Kristen
2008-01-27, 14:25
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rhinoceros_Party_of_Canada&diff=94631009&oldid=90686677

This is an older edit, because it had more laughs when it was older. :p

Dxon
2008-01-27, 15:18
Pispers is not that great... Although the one on how to do stuff with a baby is. :D

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-27, 20:28
I will be posting some ridiculous images i found...

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/01202008/9/c/e/e/9cee87567204b0_full.gif

http://img1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/10172007/e/1/8/1/e1811de7fafde0_large.gif

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/lilmboy/1175721501421.gif

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/01272008/d/e/f/c/defcc6edf346b0_full.gif

http://joinforfree.castpost.com/1087789.gif

http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01202008/c/8/5/3/c853a268499970_full.gif

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/01262008/9/1/2/c/912c84988ea640_full.gif

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01232008/2/0/9/c/209c82b9aed830_full.gif

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01232008/d/5/9/2/d592623da398f0_full.gif

http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/12082007/a/6/7/5/a67527c2c837f0_full.gif

http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01202008/1/0/7/3/10738be6a13480_full.gif

http://cdimg2.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/01112008/0/0/1/4/00146fc988ccd0_full.gif

http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01202008/5/c/f/4/5cf452b4e74c50_full.gif

http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01262008/a/4/8/c/a48c3a3c7bd4b0_full.gif

I can post more if people want me too... :heh:

UzumakiW
2008-01-27, 20:41
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/12082007/a/6/7/5/a67527c2c837f0_full.gif

Haha, that one was great! XD

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-27, 22:20
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/01222008/0/c/4/9/0c49a4135bffc0_large.jpg

aka Providence
2008-01-27, 22:24
time for silly videos!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ExLvr0elWqs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3H6mmTvDUdA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xx4tszZ-DE

Dxon
2008-01-28, 09:58
No way! That's Peatear Griffin from family guy! Great photoshopping. ^^

Jeffry2009
2008-01-28, 11:09
Hi. my first time atempt to post my first joke here.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abel!
Abel who?
Abel Seaman!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach of Chips!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your Birthday!

LaMonnah
2008-01-28, 15:15
ha ha ha .

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-28, 22:56
Watch this video. Sorry it's non-embeddable, but oh well. In any case, this is why Tom Cruise is insane.

http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientologists-dont-want-you-to-see

If you don't understand what he's talking about, that's OKAY. Because no one else knows wtf he's talking about, either.

After watching this video, see this parody two friends and I came up with:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2008/028/6/3/Scientology_by_LostSamurai.jpg

Aoie_Emesai
2008-01-28, 23:06
aka Providence - It seems your youtube clips aren't working. All i see are white blocks. Is it my side, or did you get the path wrong?

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-28, 23:13
time for silly videos!

ExLvr0elWqs

3H6mmTvDUdA

5Xx4tszZ-DE

I corrected them so they should work now.

jedinat
2008-01-28, 23:58
Watch this video. Sorry it's non-embeddable, but oh well. In any case, this is why Tom Cruise is insane.

http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientologists-dont-want-you-to-see

If you don't understand what he's talking about, that's OKAY. Because no one else knows wtf he's talking about, either.

After watching this video, see this parody two friends and I came up with:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2008/028/6/3/Scientology_by_LostSamurai.jpg
LoL... wow. I am in awe at his ability to believe so fully in something that seems to have no substance. "So Mr. Cruise, what's this scientology thing all about?" "Well, you see... I just get -it- you know? I know all about it...and everything. And it's really great and all. People look to me to fix things, and that's just what I do. I can't help it." *maniacal laugh*
Truly creepy.

Aoie_Emesai
2008-01-29, 00:30
I corrected them so they should work now.

Oh it's the Jail dance thingy ^^. That was quite a sight to see.

Dxon
2008-01-29, 15:56
You know what gives me a laugh every day? My new 22" inch TFT screen! I wake up and I see my screen and then I just laugh.. ^_^

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-29, 17:36
Haha I found a funny gif:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d65/devynadams/aFu_MatrixOrigami.gif

anti-random
2008-01-29, 17:43
Ahh, the Matrix.

JustInn14
2008-01-29, 20:27
Mx_8NiUNoOU lolz. :p

Kensuke
2008-01-30, 03:31
And the next Darwin awards go to...
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2603/stupidti4.jpg

KiNA
2008-01-30, 03:53
^ Request pic when power cord sinked :o

Jinto
2008-01-30, 09:54
^ Request pic when power cord sinked :o

If it is clean water, not much will happen, 220/110V + clean water = danger overrated (especially if the pool is not grounded - and I doubt someone grounds a plastic pool).

edit:

@NSW,

I've been measuring 250kOhm in clean drinking water (distance 10mm). So based on the idea one was grounded:

R=U/I => I=U/R ... I = 240V (lets take high Euro) / 250,000 = 0.96 mA (~1mA) for a distance of 10mm

At 10mm one would have to withstand a power of 0.23W (typically 50mA is needed at least to kill)

NoSanninWa
2008-01-30, 15:58
If it is clean water, not much will happen, 220/110V + clean water = danger overrated (especially if the pool is not grounded - and I doubt someone grounds a plastic pool).

Fortunately plastic is a wonderful insulator, but when you get out of the pool you'll have one foot in the water and the other on the ground. That is the moment of danger.

teachopvutru
2008-01-30, 17:46
Fortunately plastic is a wonderful insulator, but when you get out of the pool you'll have one foot in the water and the other on the ground. That is the moment of danger.

May what you are implying possibly be that they are already shocked to whatever-that-happened? :twitch:

NoSanninWa
2008-01-30, 19:05
Yup. It is quite possible that the pool is already charged. Then when they get out of the water the electricity will discharge into the ground through their bodies.

Like Kentaro, the electrician: "You are already shocked."

Jack_archer
2008-01-30, 19:45
[CODE][<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2eMkth8FWno&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2eMkth8FWno&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>/CODE] if this dosn't work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-30, 20:19
[CODE][<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2eMkth8FWno&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2eMkth8FWno&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>/CODE] if this dosn't work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

The easiest way to embed youtube videos is like this:

[ YouTube ] <insert letters/numbers after "=" here> [ / YouTube ] (minus the spaces)

In your case, it would be this text: 2eMkth8FWno

So the final outcome would be: [ YouTube ] 2eMkth8FWno [ / YouTube ]

Again, minus the spaces, you get this:
2eMkth8FWno

Yay for .html coding! :D

Edit: Note: Make sure what you are inputting is the PERMANENT LINK. If it's not, it won't work.

Jack_archer
2008-01-30, 20:24
yay for someone fixing my mistakes.... THE BLACK KNIGHTS ALWAYS TRIUMPH!

aka Providence
2008-01-30, 21:18
if we're talking about Monty Python, we need dead parrots!

GipFyAsYK1M

i've got a nice cuttlefish for you!

onehp
2008-01-30, 23:39
"And spam!"

"I D0N't liek SpAm!!!111"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_%28Monty_Python%29http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_%28Monty_Python%29
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starry_sky45
2008-01-30, 23:57
eBRHetKH4MQ

Jinto
2008-01-31, 01:53
May what you are implying possibly be that they are already shocked to whatever-that-happened? :twitch:

Yup. It is quite possible that the pool is already charged. Then when they get out of the water the electricity will discharge into the ground through their bodies.

Like Kentaro, the electrician: "You are already shocked."

C'mon its max. 240V and clean water is a bad condensator, so if anything RCD (aka GFCI in the USA/CAN) will react and the power is cut.

edit:

though just a general remark here, that does not mean you try it out, since once the water is not clean anymore, it could be deadly. (or if you still use stone-age old equipement that does not feature RCD/GFCI)

Terrestrial Dream
2008-01-31, 17:19
This freaking awesome and well it's pretty funny, espeically for Smash fans.
xNvbPzSTpPI

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-31, 18:46
This freaking awesome and well it's pretty funny, espeically for Smash fans.
xNvbPzSTpPI

LMAO. Now THAT was awesome. And hilarious. :D :D :heh:

starry_sky45
2008-01-31, 21:42
This freaking awesome and well it's pretty funny, espeically for Smash fans.
xNvbPzSTpPI

haha thats so awesome! :D

karasuma
2008-01-31, 22:58
At the 2007 comic-con Kevin Smith was doing his thing, when this man-tittied punk rolls on up and starts spouting shit...watch the master as he takes the pupil down!

The question the large breasted man asks is:

"Do you ever plan on making an original movie without rehashing any of your old characters that doesn't suck?"

ou2mVnElp6c

Omfgbbqwtf
2008-01-31, 23:34
http://users.arena51.be/000/092/637/articles/61329/standard/20_jpg.jpg
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/nowhiringlosers.jpg
http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/funnysigns/pics/08.09.07/keepright.jpg
http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/coolpictures/pics/23.02.06/smartparkingspot.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1066/bushvi0.jpg

Zaku Hyuga
2008-01-31, 23:45
http://users.arena51.be/000/092/637/articles/61329/standard/20_jpg.jpg
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/nowhiringlosers.jpg
http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/funnysigns/pics/08.09.07/keepright.jpg
http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/coolpictures/pics/23.02.06/smartparkingspot.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1066/bushvi0.jpg
ROFLMAO Those are so funny especially McDonalds!:D

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-01-31, 23:59
^^ Lol, that McDonald's sign was funny. It reminds me of the Queen's Inn up in Stratford, Ontario. The sign said "My boss told me to change the sign so I did." :heh:

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-01, 00:12
Here, I found something for you all. It's pretty funny:

http://www.dialpeople.com/

You can use it to call people anonymously and freak them out. Just no swear words, because your IP address is tracked and you could get fined by the FCC.

I used it to call my mom and she freaked out. LOL. :heh:

Rookie103
2008-02-01, 07:14
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb50/toxicmarine/Anime%20Related/swimminglessons.gif

The Chaos
2008-02-01, 07:22
This freaking awesome and well it's pretty funny, espeically for Smash fans.
xNvbPzSTpPI
That Really Awesome...:heh:
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb50/toxicmarine/Anime%20Related/swimminglessons.gif

After Seeing This ...I Want To See Death Note Again..

Rookie103
2008-02-01, 09:08
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/139/carpd6.gif

aka Providence
2008-02-01, 11:21
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb50/toxicmarine/Anime%20Related/swimminglessons.gif

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

heil! i still remember this when it was in 'manga' form.

aka Providence
2008-02-01, 11:52
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

heil! i still remember this when it was in 'manga' form.

found it-- maybe the oldest form of the Death Note swimming lessons, in black and white manga form
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/dethswim.jpg

and after browsing the net a few seconds later, i find the colorful anime version
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/dethswimcolor.jpg

Sephi
2008-02-01, 17:35
Quite funny those Death note jokes :D

Saw this one when surfing the net and though of sharing it. :)

-EFMKJbZGRY

Avantoe
2008-02-01, 18:05
LOL, that sure made my day ;D Thank you sephi!

Diaboso
2008-02-01, 20:53
this is old but funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs

Grimkill7
2008-02-01, 21:42
this is old but funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs

Hilarious! I faved that.

FtEp5yc-g3A

starry_sky45
2008-02-02, 00:29
this is old but funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs

omg rofl!!! found another.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW5M8QxN2kU&NR=1

km0120
2008-02-02, 02:15
For those who know DB and Haruhi.

http://b.imagehost.org/0044/0e49db1c.jpg

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-02, 16:08
ROFL. No comment.

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01312008/d/d/a/4/dda435c6719f10_full.gif

The Chaos
2008-02-02, 16:45
ROFL. No comment.

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01312008/d/d/a/4/dda435c6719f10_full.gif
Now I Have To See The Movie :heh: :heh:

Dxon
2008-02-02, 16:52
ROFL. No comment.

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01312008/d/d/a/4/dda435c6719f10_full.gif

Omg I made me rofl! ^o^

Rookie103
2008-02-02, 17:10
ROFL. No comment.

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01312008/d/d/a/4/dda435c6719f10_full.gif

Brilliant! The only reason I watched 300 was for that part.

Dxon
2008-02-02, 18:10
If you liked that shoop da whoop go watch Meet the Spartans. d(^_^)b

Meet the Spartans official site (http://www.meetthespartans.com/)

Woops..

It's kinda late out here.
0:13..
Better quit. ^_^

Omfgbbqwtf
2008-02-02, 18:57
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3207/1198940663589aq5.jpg

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1236/32891785ol0.jpg
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/learn-to-fly-here.jpg
http://users.arena51.be/000/099/396/articles/46743/standard/bad_parents_jpg.jpg

Archontic
2008-02-02, 20:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcUVXYu0DHo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itP0xGwh9tM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Z0Vp2vB8Y&feature=related

I'm a huge fan of Billy Connolly, and I hope that if you aren't yet, you become one after watching this. I'm proud to be of predominately Scottish heritage, and it shows in me and my attitude, as well as my big fucking mouth.

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-03, 17:22
Fanservice. LOL.

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/02022008/a/9/1/f/a91f983ab8be90_full.gif http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/02022008/9/a/d/b/9adbbcb17277e0_full.gif

koffy
2008-02-03, 17:44
lol where is the first gif from?

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-03, 18:26
lol where is the first gif from?

I have no clue whatsoever.

Aoie_Emesai
2008-02-03, 18:29
ROFL. No comment.

http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/01312008/d/d/a/4/dda435c6719f10_full.gif

That made me laugh quite a bit ^^

Generic Asian Guy
2008-02-03, 18:31
I encountered that same image a while ago, and found the name of the anime....

I'm trying to remember what it was xD

Deathkillz
2008-02-03, 18:38
Okey, I definitely need to know which anime the first gif is from XD
If you liked that shoop da whoop go watch Meet the Spartans. d(^_^)b

Meet the Spartans official site (http://www.meetthespartans.com/)

Woops..

It's kinda late out here.
0:13..
Better quit. ^_^
HAHA!!

Bye bye britney ^^
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3207/1198940663589aq5.jpg

Talk about lazy :rolleyes:

teachopvutru
2008-02-03, 18:43
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3207/1198940663589aq5.jpg


Very lazy... not sure how these positions are even comfortable in the first place either...

onehp
2008-02-04, 00:57
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c9a9674a43.png (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Aoie_Emesai
2008-02-04, 01:04
onehp - the link to your image, all it does for me is link me to the main uploading page of the site instead of your image.

onehp
2008-02-04, 01:05
that's strange because I can see the image directly without going to the link

Dxon
2008-02-04, 07:43
Yeah me too. No problems with it.

schu4ko
2008-02-05, 13:43
http://www.muchmp3.com/avatars/053.jpg

Rookie103
2008-02-05, 13:50
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/onedoesnottankmordor.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/87366880_1b05bf99e2.jpg

http://www.spamjeebus.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3037&stc=1

http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/album28/aac.sized.jpg

The Chaos
2008-02-05, 13:57
^ I Didn't like Him That Much In LOTR....But Funny..:heh: :heh:

Dxon
2008-02-05, 14:30
I love photoshop! :D

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-05, 14:45
^ LMAO @ Tank Cat. Who the hell thought that up? It's idiotic yet SOOOOOO idiotic that it's hilarious. :heh:

Rookie103
2008-02-05, 14:48
^ LMAO @ Tank Cat. Who the hell thought that up? It's idiotic yet SOOOOOO idiotic that it's hilarious. :heh:

Tank cat is brilliant! The best one by far(I can't get hold of a pic) is the 'One does not simply Transform into mordor', where they stuck his head on a Transformer.

Grimkill7
2008-02-05, 15:24
Tank cat is brilliant! The best one by far(I can't get hold of a pic) is the 'One does not simply Transform into mordor', where they stuck his head on a Transformer.
This one?
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6172/boromirtransformerfc7.jpg

Rookie103
2008-02-05, 15:37
This one?
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9571/boromirtransformerbg7.jpg


That's the one! That's my favourite one.

Dxon
2008-02-05, 15:53
Do you people like lolcats? I loooove lolcats. ^_^

http://www.labnol.org/wp/images/2007/05/windowslivewriterwhatarelolcats-7e38lolcats-1.jpg
http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20070525/wweb25/lolcats_500big.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats1.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcatshouston.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats2.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats3.jpg
http://eidolons.net/wp-content/_www.lolcats.com_img_47951663329505990280.jpg

Rookie103
2008-02-05, 15:58
Do you people like lolcats? I loooove lolcats. ^_^

http://www.labnol.org/wp/images/2007/05/windowslivewriterwhatarelolcats-7e38lolcats-1.jpg
http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20070525/wweb25/lolcats_500big.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats1.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcatshouston.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats2.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats3.jpg
http://eidolons.net/wp-content/_www.lolcats.com_img_47951663329505990280.jpg


lolcats are awesome!

http://pics.fort90.com/journal/pokemans.jpg

koffy
2008-02-05, 16:16
Do you people like lolcats? I loooove lolcats. ^_^

http://www.labnol.org/wp/images/2007/05/windowslivewriterwhatarelolcats-7e38lolcats-1.jpg
http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20070525/wweb25/lolcats_500big.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats1.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcatshouston.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats2.jpg
http://althras.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcats3.jpg
http://eidolons.net/wp-content/_www.lolcats.com_img_47951663329505990280.jpg


Lol who dont like lolcats, lolcats the best cats^^.

The Chaos
2008-02-05, 16:17
lolcats are awesome!

http://pics.fort90.com/journal/pokemans.jpg
That Really hilarious :heh: :heh:

Archontic
2008-02-05, 16:24
This is just a small fraction of what I've found over the years.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Archontic/battlerangers.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/Archontic/Cartoon-Ecofanatics_smalller.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/Archontic/caution_sparta.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/Archontic/cc-cartoon.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/Archontic/funny_cat_pictures_pc_2.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/Archontic/grandtheftsomalia.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/Archontic/MRH.gif

I don't want to use image or spoiler tags because there are a lot of them, and I'm lazy.

koffy
2008-02-05, 17:18
Haha LOL, thx for shareing these. Especially I like the sparta caution most lol^^.

Reckoner
2008-02-06, 02:23
http://www.todoohumour.com/imgd/owned-pigeon.jpg

Dxon
2008-02-06, 02:31
lolcats are awesome!

http://pics.fort90.com/journal/pokemans.jpg

You just posted my favorite! :D I like that one saying:
Let meh show yuo my Pokémanz!

aka Providence
2008-02-06, 09:41
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/cattank-1.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime1.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime2.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime4.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime5.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/holes.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/drug1.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/drug2.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/drugs3.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/drug4.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/drug5.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/drug6.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/drug7.png

Dxon
2008-02-06, 13:26
I love Cyanide and happiness! :D They made me FOCROFLMAO

King Lycan
2008-02-06, 13:31
OMG that Herion Was the best :D

The Chaos
2008-02-06, 13:40
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime5.jpg
This Really One Good Pic...This Not Gonna sound Funny But Sakaki Look Kawaii~

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-06, 23:45
http://dl4.glitter-graphics.net/pub/784/784874rufyp0o7e8.gif

starry_sky45
2008-02-06, 23:58
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5803/pbf244preachskateuv9.jpg

Knightmare213
2008-02-07, 00:25
I really hope this isn't a repost.

Commercial #12 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WQoiYp3fqBU)

I totally loved the second last line of the clip.

aka Providence
2008-02-07, 10:24
funny pic time!

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/ambition.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime01.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime02.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/gay.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/cock.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/ass.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/bible.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/buttsecks-1.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/cancer.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/candy.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/friends.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/god.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/molest.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/safety.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/stfu.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/stormtrooper.gif

Dxon
2008-02-07, 13:06
http://dl4.glitter-graphics.net/pub/784/784874rufyp0o7e8.gif
Pipirupipipipirupi~!!
Funny.. I just it when she says that spell...

funny pic time!

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/ambition.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime01.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/anime02.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/gay.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/cock.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/ass.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/bible.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/buttsecks-1.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/cancer.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/candy.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/friends.gif

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/god.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/molest.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/safety.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/stfu.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/stormtrooper.gif

This shit is awesome!! I was laughing my ass off! :D

Rookie103
2008-02-07, 15:15
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/candy.jpg

Brilliant!

JustInn14
2008-02-07, 20:23
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/fosters6220/sickmilk1le.gif

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/fosters6220/well.jpg

King Lycan
2008-02-07, 20:35
Ok the milk one was really kind of distrubing
but what's up with all these if u masterbate god kill jokes :heh:

JustInn14
2008-02-07, 21:30
@ King Lycan,


I think it came from 4Chan, along with, the rest of the DomuKun fame!


Sorry if I grossed you guys out with the milk thing. :hehe:

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-08, 00:32
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/02062008/4/9/6/7/49673af86de120_full.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b244/MrTicTac/b67c8c805d4510dcbbef9789358d4eb7.gif

6raika
2008-02-08, 07:26
http://i25.tinypic.com/2mwfp5j.gif

Dxon
2008-02-08, 15:08
http://i25.tinypic.com/2mwfp5j.gif

Weird but funny.. I wonder who came up with that. :D

koffy
2008-02-08, 17:46
Haha...thats hurts.

teachopvutru
2008-02-08, 18:05
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b244/MrTicTac/b67c8c805d4510dcbbef9789358d4eb7.gif

O_o Interesting...

What anime is it from, may I ask?

NoSanninWa
2008-02-09, 03:08
O_o Interesting...

What anime is it from, may I ask?

Okusama wa Joshikosei (http://www.animesuki.com/series.php/641.html), but I wouldn't recommend watching it since you've just seen the best scene in the entire show.

teachopvutru
2008-02-09, 08:18
Okusama wa Joshikosei (http://www.animesuki.com/series.php/641.html), but I wouldn't recommend watching it since you've just seen the best scene in the entire show.

Oh okay, it doesn't receive such a high rating either on anidb... but thanks.

Dxon
2008-02-09, 14:31
wpCg5h7MyNk

LOLCATS!! :D

King Lycan
2008-02-09, 15:08
:o i love cats
This is Sparta

koffy
2008-02-09, 18:37
Lol I have my own lolcat^^.

JustInn14
2008-02-09, 21:44
37TzWHB0Lmg Grues The Movie!

Really funny film! :-p :-p

Archontic
2008-02-09, 22:18
http://youtube.com/watch?v=saDGxe5svqU



Now that's how movies should be done. Modern comedy movies are old in a matter of years, but the Marx Brothers has made people laugh to tears for over eight decades (counting their transition from vaudeville to silverscreen) and I think that they'll always be funny. Like Groucho once said, REAL comedy is immortal. A good joke is funny for all time.

onehp
2008-02-10, 00:42
samurais and zombies! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZG7Y7CdTc&eurl=http://japundit.com/)

http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/43356/2004481078693778430_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004481078693778430)
http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/44311/2000013800828827085_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000013800828827085)
http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/44916/2000081523988439113_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000081523988439113)
http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/45026/2000063510281569471_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000063510281569471)
http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/42511/2004832878826360861_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004832878826360861)

http://aycu03.webshots.com/image/44242/2000031229268079990_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000031229268079990)
http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/42821/2000047533061803250_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000047533061803250)
http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/42821/2000067410671429765_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000067410671429765)
http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/42244/2000013724723978714_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000013724723978714)
http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/43186/2000064979754955038_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000064979754955038)

Dxon
2008-02-10, 14:37
onehp

Me want MOAR of those black bordered pics!! xD

Dxon
2008-02-10, 15:04
Moar lolcats! :D


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-eyes-camera-flash-hostage.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-gremlin-cat-screams.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-fighting-jerry-springer-cats.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-bird-mouth-belly.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-kitten-foodbowl-eat.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-pizza-aromatherapy.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-amoeba-cat.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-flat-feet1.jpg
And much much moar. :d
Prepare to die in laughter! :D
tySJTPJJc1Y

Just go to that SITE AND DIE IN LAUGHTER!!! :D I nearly choked on my laughs. :D
[url=www.icanhascheezburger.com[/url]

King Lycan
2008-02-10, 18:21
I can haz cheese burger

onehp
2008-02-10, 23:36
http://aycu23.webshots.com/image/45102/2005487453636545249_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005487453636545249)
http://aycu03.webshots.com/image/44602/2005404970996914348_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005404970996914348)
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/40995/2005463661989789475_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005463661989789475)
http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/43738/2005480706053367514_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005480706053367514)
http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/40995/2005467971723917196_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005467971723917196)



http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/43755/2004482091118346845_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004482091118346845)
http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/43440/2001526455344583426_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2001526455344583426)
http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/44008/2005452705453148457_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005452705453148457)
http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/44492/2005428422607634499_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005428422607634499)
http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/42198/2005466655846599308_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005466655846599308)

Aoie_Emesai
2008-02-11, 00:27
http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/44008/2005452705453148457_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005452705453148457)

http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/42198/2005466655846599308_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2005466655846599308)


hahahah ^_^, It took me a bit to find out what the hotdog one was, lol ^^ The Newton's Pendulum is quite funny too ^^

Dxon
2008-02-11, 01:42
onehp! Where do you get those??

Me want moar! :D

Avantoe
2008-02-11, 01:47
haha onehp you are freaking awsome, those pictures made my day!

starry_sky45
2008-02-11, 01:54
Bill Nye is the greatest:
http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2218587963

Aoie_Emesai
2008-02-11, 01:55
Bill Nye is the greatest:
http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2218587963

I don't have a facebook account >.< you'll have to give us like screen shots ^^

starry_sky45
2008-02-11, 02:14
well this is what was on there, A few I really got a kick out of:

Bill Nye told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.

Gravity: Bill Nye's idea.

Bill Nye challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.

Bill Nye was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.

While filming a Science Guy episode on particle physics, Bill Nye met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Bill and Anti-Bill couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Bill finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Bill promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

Bill Nye counted to infinity 3 times, and still had not reached his IQ score

Bill Nye makes his ice cream using milk, cream, sugar ,.....and cold fusion.

Superman once told Bill Nye that he was completely indestructible, this led to Bill creating what he likes to call kryptonite.

While the general public knows him as Chuck Norris, Bill Nye knows him as the Roundhouse Kicking Machine of Science.

The reason light is so fast is because it's running away from Bill Nye.

Recently, Bill Nye had a dinner for all the Nobel Prize winners in the science fields for the past three years. While being given a tour of the house, they came upon Bill's teddy bear sitting squarely and proudly in the middle of the bed. They all started sniggering. One of them, trying to control himself, went up to Bill and said, "That's one flashy teddy bear you've got there" before bursting into laughter. Bill Nye nodded really solemnly and said, "That's right, it's a teddy bear. It's the Teddy Bear of Science." Then everybody got really quiet and ashamed because they'd insulted the Teddy Bear of Science.

Bill Nye drinks water with ice cubes that read at below 0 Kelvin.

Bill Nye can rhyme seven words with orange.

Chuck Norris's tears may cure cancer, but Bill Nye's tears impregnate women.

There is no chaos theory. Only Bill Nye's desire for change.

cicido
2008-02-11, 02:21
Recently, Bill Nye had a dinner for all the Nobel Prize winners in the science fields for the past three years. While being given a tour of the house, they came upon Bill's teddy bear sitting squarely and proudly in the middle of the bed. They all started sniggering. One of them, trying to control himself, went up to Bill and said, "That's one flashy teddy bear you've got there" before bursting into laughter. Bill Nye nodded really solemnly and said, "That's right, it's a teddy bear. It's the Teddy Bear of Science." Then everybody got really quiet and ashamed because they'd insulted the Teddy Bear of Science.

For some reason, I find this extremely hilarious.

starry_sky45
2008-02-11, 02:22
For some reason, I find this extremely hilarious.

so did i :)

and one more

Bill Nye can beat a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Quzor
2008-02-11, 02:28
Those are all really funny...

All bow to the Teddy Bear of Science!

Dxon
2008-02-11, 02:46
I don't have a facebook account! -_-"

starry_sky45
2008-02-11, 02:50
I don't have a facebook account! -_-"

please, look at my post below aoie_emesai and you'll see what was on there.

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-11, 03:32
onehp

Me want MOAR of those black bordered pics!! xD

Your wish is my command. I made these myself a while ago. I have more than this, but the other ones I have I did not make myself.

Well, here we go....

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/antispiral_poster.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/Apathy_poster.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/Confusion-poster.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/Copyright_laws.jpg

A disclaimer of sorts, really. :heh:

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/desu-poster.jpg

Inspired by a similar one, but mine's better. :p

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/hispowerlevel_poster.jpg

It's been done before, but I wanted to do it too.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/Japan-lolis.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/kon-superb_poster.jpg

Really badly GIMPed, I know. But I thought it was funny, at least. :heh:

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/laymen_poster.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/murder-kun_approved.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/Nia_disapproves.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/Originality_poster.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/removeyourhands_poster.jpg

Lol. Yay for funny camera angles without context.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/sasuke-constipation.jpg

I had to do it. It was too good of an opportunity to pass up.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/scientology_poster.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/shion.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/stop_poster.jpg

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/3053/reon7pi.gif

My way of saying, "sorry for all the bad jokes, have some boobs." XD

Archontic
2008-02-11, 05:30
For that last pic, spec, I once watched that for ten minutes, just praying that by some chance, that me staring hard enough would make the shirt go away.

aka Providence
2008-02-11, 10:56
time for MOAR black borders!

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/awareness.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/bears.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/boobs.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/bravery.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/fury.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/choices.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/consideration.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/desperation.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/elephants.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/epic.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/e-thug.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/fail.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/futurama.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/gothopotamus.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/japan-1.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/perception.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/pirates.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/dumb.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/similarities.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/teamwork.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/tradition.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/unemployment.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/zombies.jpg

Dxon
2008-02-11, 11:15
What so say about the black bordered ones? I can give a review on every one of them but I'd give a 10 to all of them anyway.

I know what to say!

Keep them coming! :D

FOCROROFLMAO ON THE GOTHOMOPATAMUS ONE! ^o^

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-11, 11:54
The futurama one had me rolling on the floor, laughing, trying in vain to breathe. :heh:

starry_sky45
2008-02-11, 12:40
time for MOAR black borders!


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/bears.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/epic.jpg

omg roflz!! These are freakin great! :D

Archontic
2008-02-11, 19:51
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-HCxgGxE-bo

"You wouldn't want to kick your ball into this fuckers garden."

Gold.

EarlyBlake
2008-02-11, 20:08
Anyone seen this yet?

Type in "Find Chuck Norris" in to the google page then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Utter_iMADNESS
2008-02-11, 20:25
Anyone seem this yet?

Type in "Find Chuck Norris" in to the google page then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

OMG! That's awesome!! and it's so true.

onehp
2008-02-11, 22:37
http://aycu16.webshots.com/image/42655/2000793795690673119_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2000793795690673119)

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-11, 23:12
Lol, here's today's Questionable Content comic for today. I found it hilarious.

http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/1075.png

Poor Hanners, LMAO. XD :heh:

Aoie_Emesai
2008-02-12, 00:29
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/Nia_disapproves.jpg
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/crzymn246/removeyourhands_poster.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/choices.jpg

I approve of Nia too ^^ and the Emo one is quite hilarious.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/epic.jpg

This is from that image I posted back a few weeks ago correct ^^?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/futurama.jpg

hahaha, I rememebr this one too.

starry_sky45
2008-02-12, 01:29
Some great t-shirts:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=1027
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=1022

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-12, 04:00
1. Terrorists are trying to sneak weapons onto airplanes using children's toys. If you see a child on your flight, smash his toys.

2. If surrounded by terrorists, whatever you do, don't make any sudden movements, or be a Jew.

3. If a guy is named Al, watch him with suspicion; that's halfway to Al Queda.

4. If a terrorist bites you, you become one.

5. You can ward off terrorists by wearing a porkchop around your neck.

6. Though many terrorists dress in burkas in the privacy of their own tents, that doesn't make them gay.

7. Terrorists are vulnerable to silver bullets... and any other bullets.

8. To really fight terrorism, we need to attack the root causes. That will involve carpet bombing.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a35/gramnonia/whylearnenglish.jpg

aka Providence
2008-02-12, 08:22
no black border pics to-day, but it's still funny pics!

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/dethstar.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/jesus-1.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/notjesus.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/heroin.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/kermit.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/moses.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/jitsu.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/kitty.png

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/myspace.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/rock.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/satan.jpg

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/shit.jpg

Dxon
2008-02-12, 10:49
Cant read the truth about myspace! :o

aka Providence
2008-02-12, 10:51
^mm, you're right. well, try saving it and open the file so you can look at it closer.

jedinat
2008-02-12, 14:40
^mm, you're right. well, try saving it and open the file so you can look at it closer.
Even doing that, the words are hopelessly intelligible... like they're pretending to be words, but when you zoom in you see them to be little squiggles... a deeper meaning? lol

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-12, 15:26
Even doing that, the words are hopelessly intelligible... like they're pretending to be words, but when you zoom in you see them to be little squiggles... a deeper meaning? lol

Probably means that everything on Myspace is crap anyway. Myspace steals people's souls. XD

DetectiveA
2008-02-12, 23:34
New Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

BLONDE
A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said "Thank god officer! I got in an accident!" The officer replied with "Well I can see that! Are you okay?" The blonde looked forward and said "Well yeah... I think so." Then the officer looked around and said "Miss.... your car looks like an elephant stepped on it. How did you crash?" The blonde looked at him and said "It was so strange. I was driving down the road and out of nowhere a tree jumped infront of me, so I swerved to the other side and another tree was in the way, so I swerved again, but another one was there again, so one last time I swerved to the other side, but the damn tree got me, and caused me to go in this ditch!" The officer started to laugh hard. "Whats so funny?" The blonde asked. The officer took a second to catch his breath then said "Miss, theres no trees on this road for miles ahead. That was your car air freshner swinging back and forth!"


From Alabama

It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

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http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/dil394doe.jpg

[DOT].L
2008-02-12, 23:46
http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/dil394doe.jpg
Surprisingly work-safe despite the name tag!;)

Rookie103
2008-02-13, 06:42
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comictime1.png

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/LightBlade005/880.gif

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/Flashlight678/1201757085273.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/eubod/jesus-brb-lol.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/eubod/jesuslol.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/eubod/Jesus.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/2qg7zm

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aka Providence
2008-02-13, 07:35
since no one could read the myspace one, i divided the pics so it'll be see-able:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/myspace1.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/myspace2.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/myspace3.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/myspace4.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/myspace5.jpg

and since you practically have to look very hard to read it, here's a text version of shit happens(below the pic):

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/zodiac13serpent/shit.jpg
taoism -- if you understand shit, it isn't shit.
hinduism -- this shit happened before.
confucianism -- confucious says shit happens.
buddhism -- shit will happen to you again.
zen -- what is the sound of shit happening?
islam -- if shit happens it is the will of allah
sikhism -- leave our shit alone.
jehova's witness -- knock knock, shit happens.
atheism -- i don't believe this shit.
agnosticism -- can you prove that shit happens?
catholicism -- if shit happens, you deserve it.
protestantism -- shit happens, amen to that.
judaism -- why does shit always happen to us?
orthodox judaism -- so shit happens, already.
televangilism -- send money, or shit will happen to you.
rastafarianism -- let's smoke this shit.
hare krishna -- shit happens rama rama.
nation of islam -- don't take no shit.
new age -- visualize shit happening.
shintoism -- you inherit the shit of your ancestors.
hedonism -- i love it when shit happens.
satanism -- sneppah tihs.
capitalism -- this is MY shit.
feminism -- men are shit.
existentialism -- what is shit, anyway?
scientology -- if shit happens, see diametics p.137.
mormonism -- excrement happens (don't say shit).
baptism -- we'll wash the shit off you.
mysticism -- this is really weird shit.
voodoo -- shit doesn't just happen - we make it happen.
mysticism -- this is really weird shit.
disneyism -- bad shit doesn't happen here.
wicca -- you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times.
communism -- let's share the shit.
marxism -- you have nothing to lose but your shit.
conspiracy theory -- THEY shit on us!
psychoanalysis -- tell me about you shit.
darwinism -- survival of the shittiest.
amish -- modern shit is useless.
suicidal -- i've had enough of this shit.
optimism -- shit don't happen to me.
trekism -- to boldly shit where no one has shit before.
shakespearean -- to shit or not to shit, that is the question.
descartes -- i shit therefore i am.
freud -- shit is a phallic symbol.
lawyers -- for enough money, i could get you out of shit.
acupuncturist -- hold still or this will hurt like shit.
dog -- i just shit on your shoe.
cat -- dogs are shit.
mouse -- oh shit! a cat!
politically correct -- internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens.
einstein -- shit is relative.
family gathering -- relatives are shit.
materialism -- whoever dies with the most shit, wins.
vegetarianism -- if it happens to shit, don't eat it.
fatalism -- oh shit, it's going to happen.
environmentalism -- shit is biodegradable.
americanism -- who gives a shit?
statistician -- shit is 84.7% likely to happen.
hip-hop -- motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!
tantrism -- fuck this shit.
cynicism -- we are all full of shit.
surrealism -- fish happens.

damn, that was long. weird, but this wasn't in the shit-list:
jedi-ism -- may the shit be with you.

Rookie103
2008-02-13, 08:08
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aka Providence
2008-02-13, 10:32
this is for all the lolcats!!!

teh bible, lolcat edition: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Spectacular_Insanity
2008-02-13, 10:40
this is for all the lolcats!!!

teh bible, lolcat edition: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Lol. Let's just say Revelation was certainly interesting... :heh:

Dxon
2008-02-13, 11:18
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comictime1.png

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g134/LightBlade005/880.gif

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l171/Flashlight678/1201757085273.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/eubod/jesus-brb-lol.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/eubod/jesuslol.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/eubod/Jesus.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/2qg7zm

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3987/childpr0nfi7.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/2vnp7pv.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8773/22049874270e1cfee063ooi9.jpg

UN involved in africa. Funny.

Love his gun. ^_^ It's an umm.. What was it again??
LK-72??

Something like that. ^_^
Shoots just fine in BF2. :)

I like guns. :D

I looked it up. It's an L85A1.

How could I ever forget that?! :uhoh:

teachopvutru
2008-02-13, 14:36
UN involved in africa. Funny.

I kinda read it as "uninvolved in africa" :heh:

Grimkill7
2008-02-13, 14:52
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