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Evilbunny
2004-05-07, 21:48
Sasuke: I AM SASUKE THE BURNINATOR!!!! *burninates Naruto* AHAHAHAHA!
Orochimaru: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.
Yeah, my mind's kinda blank right now..
Welcome to my world
Sasuke: My name is Uchiha Sasuke, you killed my father, Prepare to die!
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Shikamaru: Inconceveable!
Sasuke: I do not think that word means what you think it means...
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The Third: I'll call the brute squad!
Chouji: I'm on the brute squad
The Third: You ARE the brute squad.
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Sakura: I'm not a witch! i'm your wife!
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Kabuto:
Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find.
(Finding the knot on the tree he hits it, and it opens, revealing a staircase leading To his and Oro's secret meeting place.)
Are you coming down into the Pit? Kimi's got his strength back. I am starting him on The Machine tonight.
Oro:
Kabuto, you know how much I love watching you work. But, I've got my country's first anniversary to plan, my new body to arrange, the entire Leaf to murder, and the Sand ninja to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Kabuto:
Get some rest -- if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
Sharingan_Kakashi
2004-05-07, 22:54
Here are a few more from my crazy messed up mind:
Sakura: Aw, screw the diet! Give me two cheeseburgers and an extra large soda!
Sakura: Thank God for plastic surgery, I was getting sick of my big breasts.
Kakashi: Go ahead and kill them, I'm sick of their whining anyway.
Kakashi: You guys need to be more independant.
Naruto: I got the top score in my class!
Sauske: I'm not going to kill my brother you fools. I plan to join him.
Gaara: See the tatoo stupid? I'm cupid the F*ing god of love.
Hinata: Die weaklings, DIE!!!!
MidoriShinobi
2004-05-07, 23:10
Shikamaru: Sex? How troublesome..
actually, come to think of it, he probably would say that. :heh:
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-07, 23:24
Pathyfinder! thats just dirty. oh. thats brownensticks.
Naruto: i will bring the mayonaise!
You are never gonna bring it down aren't cha? My avatar? *sniffle* Fine. I changed it, now I laugh at you.
Yes, I am dirty. Thank you. :heh: :heh:
Post counts...heehee. Pathy that was great, I thought you had died too. My condolences.
sentakuki
2004-05-07, 23:53
Naruto: My mustache is convient
Sakura: I want to eat teeth and pencils
Neji: :argue:
in response to sentakuki.
Ino: Why would you need them for?
Naruto: Sou sou *nods his head*
Sasuke: :heh:, she's crazy. *inner Sasuke: She definitely needs mental help -_-')
j/k lol
Master Ran
2004-05-08, 00:18
Tsunade secretly puts something in Jirayas drink.
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke1.jpg
She didn't notice that someone saw it
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke2.jpg
It's Kakashi
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke3.jpg
And Boyfriend Iruka.
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke4.jpg
Happy weekend peeps.
:heh: Nice one
Shikamaru: *sighs* Geez, I wish those manga were in color instead of b/w
Sakura: I wish I dated Shikamaru, rather than Sasuke *sighs*
Evilbunny
2004-05-08, 09:53
Tsunade secretly puts something in Jirayas drink.
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke1.jpg
She didn't notice that someone saw it
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke2.jpg
It's Kakashi
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke3.jpg
And Boyfriend Iruka.
http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Master_Ran/ranjoke4.jpg
Happy weekend peeps.
Why is tsunade's hair pink? :confused: Oh i know, sakura must have dyed it for her when tsunade was training her.
I'm guessing that's how she's suppose to look like in the anime.
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-08, 13:12
I'm guessing that's how she's suppose to look like in the anime.
No, she's supposed to have platinum blond hair. Her young form did show up at ep 80, when Jeraiya had that flashback.
Nara Naruto: *inner Naruto: Hell ya, Shikamaru's the best team leader of the team then Sasuke ever will be. I'm glad he's my brother*
Shikamaru: *inner Shikamaru, damn straight bro*
oh and btw; the cover on 214, featuring Naruto. Wouldn't you say he's now like 14-15 years old?
Kouji: Yo, I have found a loop hole to one of these rules of this thread.
monir: Hmmmm.
Kouji: I can do off topic chit chat and no one is the wiser.
monir: right right
Kouji: All you need to do is put up a character name and make it appear that the character is doing the idle yapping.
monir: aha aha
Kouji: HEY, are you even listening to me?
Shikamaru: Hiyo Kouji. You have been slacking off lately.
Kouji: How so? *Complains of slacking off from lazy shika! - Kouji mutters under his breath.
Shikamaru: Yeah, your post count is down from 32.13 posts per day to a measely 30.75..
*Kouji rolls eyes.
Kouji: What's it to you buddy? All you do is watch the cloud.
Shikamaru: soca
monir: uhh hmmm
Kouji: Hey, are you two listening?
monir: Huh? What? Oh, sorry Kouji. Did you say something? I was mesmerized by this nutty squirrels hypnotic movement.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/sqtiny.gif
Shikamaru: Wicked!
monir: Word!
Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Praising. Yes, you have heard accurately. This isn't a review. Let's start with the wording parodies. Naruto walks into a white room and monitors everywhere, showing Naruto's portrait. The chair slowly turns and reveals an old man with a white hat.
Naruto: who are you?
Old Man: I am... Kishimito.. but please, call me Larry.
Naruto: where am I?
Kishimoto: first let me expla-
Naruto: why am I here?
Kishimoto: i'll tell you, you just need to let me tal-
Naruto: is this the matrix?
Kishimoto: ugh! would you shut up!
Naruto: why are we similar to harry potter?
Kishimoto: --what?....
Naruto: .... you know...
Kishimoto: no, explain. :twitch:
Naruto: you know.. 3 kids, a school, serpent bad guy, 2 guys and a girl, teachers, secret power within me, dead parents...
Kishimoto: ah fuck! damn americans, I was too late after all.. -_-
Naruto: btw, do you have a spoon?----------------------
Oh ghad, is that what I pulled out of my ass? that's horrible, i'm going back to sleep:D Imagine the impact this joke would have had if it wasn't given birth by Lazy Shikamaru's ass. One just has to ponder!
Sharky: What's that wriggling in your coat?!
Itachi: Nothing...um...Just jerking off.
Sharky: Up by your neck? ((goddamn, NO ONE has a dick that long...))
Itachi: Umm.....Shit. *MANGE SHARINGAN* For the next 32 hours, you're just...going to...uh...see...everyone jerking off! No dogs here!
:heh::heh::heh: No wonder Itachi has so many male fans. This guy is incredibly, uhm.. hunky. Folks, I bring you our newest and talented word parodian (no such word) of this thread although Riese appears to be no stranger to this forum.
ITACHI AND SHARKY oWWWHH, I was hoping you'd ask us why we are in town! We are selling ice cream under our robes, that is why we don these little bells, so kiddies can here us and come to us for treats! What flavor would you like?
ORO Man why didn't I think those bells would NOT work, I left the organization just because I protested those bells. BAKA me :bash: ding ding ding ding. Ice cream, ice cream. *monir runs after the ice cream truck
Sakura: Wow Sasuke, you have a car too! What's that big thing on the back and all those stickers for.
Naruto: That's easy Sakura-chan, to make the civic look gay...
Sasuke: Shut up! What do you know about cars? The wing makes the car go faster. It's all about downforce. And the stickers add 5 hp each.
Naruto: why do you need downforce on the rear of a front wheel drive car that can't do over 160kph? and wouldn't the stickers add drag, making the car slower?
Sasuke: at least I didn't pay 7 million yen for a 20 year old pos...
Naruto: fool, I made all that back by charging people to see the car. After all it is the legendary hachi roku from Mt Akina. That's just a civic with a huge wing.:D Naruto's technical knowledge is quite hilarious. More Kamui, more!
Thought of this while I made pancakes for the family.
Sakura is sitting alone brooding.
~Damn I'm tired of being ignored, what do those guys have that I don't have?~
Sakura jumps up and snaps her fingers, "I've got it!" She molds some chakra and announces, "Bishie no jitsu!"
In a puff of smoke Sakura is replaced by a pink haired bishie with big eyes and a vulnerable look. "There, now I'm bound to get some attention."
Inner Sakura : "Hell ya! Wait till Orochimaru gets a load of this, move over Sasuke!":D hehe.. And that one was inspired when cdk was making pancakes! Sugggeeee!
Sakura: sasuke, today i am not wearing panties
Sasuke:...
Sakura: lets make love like bunnies
Sasuke:...
Sakura: sasuke kuun! why wont you answer me?
Sasuke:...
Sakura: *pokes*
Sasuke:... *falls over*
Sakura: he is dead!
Sakura: ... good. that makes it easier.
So Hobo, have you found your mojo yet?;) Down with post count.:D Another one of Hobo For the sick and perverts. That means you. YES, you.
Naruto: Now prepare our armies of Pancake Bunnies to take over Konoha...
Konohamaru: Yes massssterrr heheheheheheh!!
Konohamaru & Naruo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*Sasuke and Sakura are watching Konohamaru and Naruto from the benches*
Sakura: .... I told you not to lend him your Lord of the Rings dvd...
Sasuke: .... I'm sorry...but... I wanted him to see Legolas... he's so sexy...!
Sakura: *sigh*... I hate my life.
Who knew slade could do word parody!:D To those who doesn't know, Slade started his career in this thread with the wording. And now he is one of the immortals of this thread.
Another wording of Slade.
Jiraiya Did you see what Kakashi was reading? How dare he betray me by reading The Scarlet Letter! Doesn't he know I have Come Come Adultery already out? My only customer, it's the end of me! Where's my f***ing Ninja Viagra?! :frustrated:
Naruto Ero-jiji? Don't you rip off every classical literature and pervertize it by putting Come Come at the beginning?
Jiraiya Just shutup and get me a beer! :frustrated:
:D Jiraiya-sama doesn't seem to know that all the Jiraiya-fans buy and read his work. Looks like the printing company is cheating Jiraiya-sama of his royalty.Another one of Kaoru. You will like this if you like "Ironing".Good: You learned shika's shadow bind technique
Better: You used it at a girl's slumber party
bad: you run out of chakra half way through your plan
worse: they're athletic tomboys
O fuck: they're are packing massive dildo...Well, the master slacker was back for atleast one post. Are you done with your homework yet?:D
This concludes the wording section of parody-highlights of this edition. Now lets move on to the pictography.
Pathy: RIP. This one is dedicated to all the post whores out there. I was quite in tears.:(
Kaoru:
Shizune. That one may have been the best of Kaoru. Read and weep as you witness the distress of Tsunade-san.
Toe Painting is another good one brought to you by Kaoru.
Riese: Bigger Balls. Just as it sounds!
Slade:
Panty no Jutsu. It has Tsunade in it!:eyebrow: Need I say more.
1-800-Rape-1st. One needs to look at it to understand the ad.
Master Ran:
Do him now. It's in color!
Pouting Tsunade. Yes, it's in color too!
Lunchbox:
Sexy no jutsu. Sasuke version. It's in color!
So there you have it folks. I have enjoyed this edition of praising and I am sure you did too. There are few new talents that have joined this thread of the immortals. We are welcoming them with both hands wide open. We are sure to introduce them to many of the benefits of this thread so they don't go away. The immortals of this thread prides for having a great dental plan.:D On a side note to those who like to go off topic, please drown your urge to go off topic. If you are not funny, we most likely do not care. I shall conclude this edtion of praising with a MIA list. Please report to this thread to renew your dental priviledge if your names are on the list.
MIA List:--
Dranz: After his last try in Photoshop, he has been missing. Come on Dranz, don't give up!
Last2touchdasky: Yes, I have seen his recent post but it has been in a quite a while. Last2touchdasky, there is no red eye girls in the real world. So stop looking for her.:D
Moon the Cat: The author of this thread who can be quite funny when he wants to be. He hasn't been here for a while too.
Evil Bunny: Although we have seen him in the thread, he is not excercising his talent lately. Most likely because he is entagled with the dreadful finals.
That's all. Those who I have forgotten to mention, it's because you are forgotten for not posting in the thread for a very long time. Come and take your place among the immortals.
Kouji: Yo, I have found a loop hole to one of these rules of this thread.
monir: Hmmmm.
Kouji: I can do off topic chit chat and no one is the wiser.
monir: right right
Kouji: All you need to do is put up a character name and make it appear that the character is doing the idle yapping.
monir: aha aha
Kouji: HEY, are you even listening to me?
Shikamaru: Hiyo Kouji. You have been slacking off lately.
Kouji: How so? *Complains of slacking off from lazy shika! - Kouji mutters under his breath.
Shikamaru: Yeah, your post count is down from 32.13 posts per day to a measely 30.75..
*Kouji rolls eyes.
Kouji: What's it to you buddy? All you do is watch the cloud.
Shikamaru: soca
monir: uhh hmmm
Kouji: Hey, are you two listening?
monir: Huh? What? Oh, sorry Kouji. Did you say something? I was mesmerized by this nutty squirrels hypnotic movement.
Don't tick me off :mad:
Kouji: Yo, I have found a loop hole to one of these rules of this thread.
monir: Hmmmm.
Kouji: I can do off topic chit chat and no one is the wiser.
monir: right right
Kouji: All you need to do is put up a character name and make it appear that the character is doing the idle yapping.
monir: aha aha
Kouji: HEY, are you even listening to me?
Shikamaru: Hiyo Kouji. You have been slacking off lately.
Kouji: How so? *Complains of slacking off from lazy shika! - Kouji mutters under his breath.
Shikamaru: Yeah, your post count is down from 32.13 posts per day to a measely 30.75..
*Kouji rolls eyes.
Kouji: What's it to you buddy? All you do is watch the cloud.
Shikamaru: soca
monir: uhh hmmm
Kouji: Hey, are you two listening?
monir: Huh? What? Oh, sorry Kouji. Did you say something? I was mesmerized by this nutty squirrels hypnotic movement.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/sqtiny.gif
Shikamaru: Wicked!
monir: Word!
It's funny because it's true :D. It's good to see you back in action monir, I guess the thread is officially alive again. Nice to see the squirrel is still with you and well. I have missed him and his... motions.
Kouji- you should be honored the man even mentioned your name.
Woop back on topic. Here's an official IOU for one "Funny Parody/Joke about Naruto".
I'll be sure to edit this post with that IOU later :D.
Kouji: :mad: Well, I'm not honored, he just wants me to look bad.
Shikamaru: Damn, straight and you better think twice monrir before mentioning Kouji's name again.
:heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh:
Holy crap, way to prove his point completely. If you have any problems with me or monir, I suggest you contact either of us via PM. I'd rather not dirty this thread with silly flames and empty threats.
Kouji: :mad: Well, I'm not honored, he just wants me to look bad.
Shikamaru: Damn, straight and you better think twice monrir before mentioning Kouji's name again.
Pervert Sennin
2004-05-08, 16:13
Temari: ooh... Shikamaru you're so handsome
Shikamaru: Yay, i know honey
Itachi: Knock Knock
Sasuke: Who's There
Itachi: Your favourite teletubby
Sasuke: Really TinkyWinky, Come in
*As Sasuke opens the door awaiting to see TinkyWinky*
Itachi: Boo
Sasuke: *In Awe* WAAAAAAAH *Falls Down To The Ground*
Itachi: What's wrong, It wasn't that scary
Sasuke: Why ... did ... you ... just ... have ... me ... ass ... fucked ... by ... TinkyWinky ... for ... 72 ... hours
Itachi: *Naruto Style Pose* Whoops Sorry
And that's why Children should be carefull when playing with Sharingan
monir: Huh? What? Oh, sorry Kouji. Did you say something? I was mesmerized by this nutty squirrels hypnotic movement.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/sqtiny.gif
Howdy, nice to meet you. I'm still pretty new here compared to Slade, Kaoru and others.
That pic reminds me of this flash dealie. (http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml)
:topicoff:
Um, we now have a public service message from Kimimarrow:
Kimimaro: As one of Orochimaru's chosen few and a taxing advanced bloodline, I have to take care of my body.
The foundation of this incredible body? Strong bones. And what helps build strong bones? Milk, fortified with Vitamin D. Vitamin D influences bone mineralization, thus strengthening them. When you've got one strong shinobi coming at you with bone crusher attacks, you've got to keep your skeleton fit.
Calcium is the single nutrient most likely to be missing from the American diet, and the government has identified low calcium intake as one of the priority nutritional problems in the U.S. Today 88% of girls and 60% of guys aren't getting enough calcium.
Got Milk?
Temari: :heh: I didn't know your mother's that scary
Shikamaru: :heh: Uh, I wouldn't want to talk about it.
Temari/Shikamaru: :heh:
EfrainMan
2004-05-08, 21:10
I had to post one... (spoiler for ch. 212)
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/EfrainMan-Temari.JPG
:heh:
*Ebisu looks at pic that EfrainMan posted and stares* Ebisu: Gahhhh! *gets tossed back due to heavy nose bleeding*
Shikamaru: :heh: Stupid idiot, you fell for it.
Naruto: :heh:
Sakura: What'll these guys come up next (Inner Sakura: Hell yeah, show us some more)
Last of the Uchiha
2004-05-08, 23:54
I must apologize if this has been said before( too lazy to read 114 pages of this thread)
Itachi: Kisame, lets stop and eat something.
Kisame: Sure, what do you want to eat?
Itachi : I have heard of this place that serve the best shark fin soup ever.
Kisame: ............
To be continued....
Naruto sama
2004-05-09, 07:36
Hear ya hear ya!
Naruto Sama isssssssss back!!
Sorry guys for not being here for the last 30 pages or so, I had few hard projects on school and didnt have too much time on hand.
But now im back with more parody spams! :D
heres my first now, a special episode for my return! :D
http://grm.m.walla.co.il/briefcase/00f3/y/u/v/a/l/b/1/0/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/r/200404101519414538/200405091258128090/23.jpg
In continuation;
Itachi: Gahhhh *stares at Kakashi's team and gets tossed back to heavy bleeding*
Kisame: *chokes due to bad smell*. Curse you.... Kakashi! *shakes fist at him*
sentakuki
2004-05-09, 11:35
Sasuke: Gai sensei is my mom
Sakura: When are we going to New Zealand?
Naruto: GOMU GOMU no jitsu
Kakashi sensei: 戦略的な口ひげと押し入れはそれは厳しく禁じられています!
Naruto sama
2004-05-09, 12:30
lol heres an other 1 :P
http://grm.m.walla.co.il/briefcase/00f3/y/u/v/a/l/b/1/0/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/r/200404101519414538/200405091546391835/48.jpg
Naruto714
2004-05-09, 12:46
Don't know if it has been shown yet but:
http://img1.imageshack.us/img1/4184/Uchiha_Reunion.jpg
Sasuke to Naruto:
"Will you train me?"
Rock Lee:
"If I can't do 100 more push-ups then f*** it I'm tired"
Evilbunny
2004-05-09, 14:20
Hey guys, i just got this letter in the mail today. It was pretty weird, but it was about naruto.....sorta....anyway here it is.
Dear Evilbunny,
I believe you have a package for me? You don't? What are you talking about? The page was drawn, the noose is tied, pull the chair out from underneath him!!! Hahahaha!!!! He's dead!!!! My uncle is dead!?!? WHY DID MY UNCLE HAVE TO BE LYNCHED??? HELP MY COW!!! MY WATCH IS ON THE BARN ON A CLOCK!!! PLEASE GET IT FOR ME UNCLE!!!
Sincerely,
Gaara
I wonder if i should worry about this.
http://www.deviantart.com/download/7132397/
~By http://topazina.deviantart.com :D
Oh wait, maybe he would say that....
edit: Oh yeah, and here's a little something I made a while back...
http://www.sharingan.net/images/peanutbutterjellytime.swf
He doesn't really say anything, but its more like: What a Naruto character would never do.
http://www.deviantart.com/download/7132397/
~By http://topazina.deviantart.com :D
Oh wait, maybe he would say that....
edit: Oh yeah, and here's a little something I made a while back...
http://www.sharingan.net/images/peanutbutterjellytime.swf
He doesn't really say anything, but its more like: What a Naruto character would never do.
Hahahahah Man, I saw that Dane cook Special.. it was hilarious. Really funny to see Oro like that. Good stuff :D
Also a welcome back to Naruto-Sama. Good inventive way to talk about that situation :heh: .
Here's that IOU from before. I wonder if anyone will get this one :D
Read Right to Left
Thinking Happy Thoughts...
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/zabuza.jpg
Hear ya hear ya!
Naruto Sama isssssssss back!!
Sorry guys for not being here for the last 30 pages or so, I had few hard projects on school and didnt have too much time on hand.
But now im back with more parody spams! :D
heres my first now, a special episode for my return! :D
http://grm.m.walla.co.il/briefcase/00f3/y/u/v/a/l/b/1/0/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/@/r/200404101519414538/200405091258128090/23.jpg
Kakashi: Little do you know, I have a have an advanced blood line.
It's the SUPAH COLON!
Kisame: OH SHIT!
Itachi: You had to put it that way...*SMACK*
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/sqtiny.gif
I see the gonads but where's the strife? *mesmerized*
:D
Sasuke: *In Awe* WAAAAAAAH *Falls Down To The Ground*
Itachi: What's wrong, It wasn't that scary
Sasuke: Why ... did ... you ... just ... have ... me ... ass ... fucked ... by ... TinkyWinky ... for ... 72 ... hours
Itachi: *Naruto Style Pose* Whoops Sorry
And that's why Children should be carefull when playing with Sharingan
And Tinky Winky has it all on video! :eek: *Teletubbies watch on tummy TV while chewing on Sharingan gumballs*
Itachi and Sharky sell them along with their ice cream...make great Halloween treats. :D
You haven't stomped on anyone lately have you Evilbunny? :uhoh: Someone might have a grudge on you...or they are in love with you. Who can deny the evil cuteness of the Pancake Bunny? :naughty: :D
:heh: Liked teh first one Naruto-sama! Kakashi bazooka bean cannon! :eek:
Welcome back! :D
Oh yeah, and here's a little something I made a while back...
http://www.sharingan.net/images/peanutbutterjellytime.swf
He doesn't really say anything, but its more like: What a Naruto character would never do.
What do you mean it's what he would never do? Sasuke likes his night job more than being a ninja! This is where Hinata goes after her daily stalking, as she thinks "the boys have such nice hobbies" :uhoh: :heh: *thanx Pathy* :bow: Happy Mom Day btw ^_^
:heh: Slade those public service announcements were always so handy back in the day! Yeah woo!
Zabuza now cooks for Casa del Tokyo where you can expect to get your porkchop sandwiches cooked without the burnt flavor! Sometimes! Haku stands outside and gives out samples on those long needles. :D
Kiba: Wow have you seen that hot chick outside the chinese stand? I hope they have a special. :naughty:
Shino: You do know that it's chinese food, right?
Kiba: As long as it's not Korean. :uhoh:
Shino: *maybe I shouldn't tell him, he looks scrumptous* Yeah you're right. There's no difference here.
Ino: Glad I took up this job over the weekends! :naughty:
Akamaru runs off to the ice cream man... :uhoh:
--baka stereotype jokes
*throws a Banana Phone (http://ganoobies.net/banana/) at the regulars and runs*
"Call me when you need coupons and/or skintight towels!" :D
pathyfinder
2004-05-10, 15:47
GAARA Today I need to get a futon! I'm going to take a nap :D
*yeah- not funny, but it IS on topic- hey "It could happen" :twitch: *
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
SAKURA Finally, I've waited so long! Thanks Itachi, now I can Pimp Out Kakashi Sensei while he's knocked out. I'm dying to see what's under that mask :naughty: :D
HINATA Uhm.... not so fast Bitch! Naruto owes me money, so I'll be taking him first ok forehead freak! :frustrated:
SAKURA "Is this true Naruto?" :twitch: "Fine, then I want to sleep with Sasuke first before I hand over Kakashi to Hinata"
NARUTO *HENGE*/Transforms into Sasuke :thinker: "Sakura, you should be a little more careful before you say such stupid things" :naughty:
SAKURA Fine! As long as Hinata comes too!
NARUTO "oh, it's my lucky day" :D
cecilialor
2004-05-10, 17:17
i dont have any but its reallie funny though....yeah!!!! :heh:
Naruto714
2004-05-10, 19:12
Shino to Kiba:
Let's trade your dog for my insects
Kakashi:
Sexy No Jutsu!
Sasuske:
I admit Sakara your powers are far greater than mine
Perverted Sensai:
I'm gay
hobobaggins
2004-05-10, 19:39
i dont have any but its reallie funny though....yeah!!!! :heh:
i would call you a spammer, but you only have 7 posts.
hey hey Crazy J posted!!!
Sasuske:
I admit Sakara your powers are far greater than mine
Perverted Sensai:
I'm gay who are these people... .. oh. i gotcha.
zabuza: aah the simple pleasures of life... sippin brew and kicking back with my girlfriend
Haku: i am a guy
zabuza: shh!! the ASuki members havent caught on yet! i wanna be portrayed as a pimp!
Hobo: hahaha! if found you!
zabza: oh nos!
Hobo: damn. i thought you were pathy's kids. ciao!
:hmm:
sarcasteak
2004-05-10, 21:14
I've encountered a few Naruto fanarts done by wonderfully talented, humorous, and creative DA artists...and they seem to work well in this thread, so instead of spammin' unfunny "Zabuza: omg I like girl!" jokes, I'll go ahead and share them:
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1865/PokeRuto.png
PokeRuto by emlan (http://emlan.deviantart.com/)
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9408/Funtime_for_Akatsukis.png
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7461/AWFUL2.png
Funtime for Akatsuki and AWFUL2 by emlan (http://emlan.deviantart.com/)
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2308/Missing_Nin_Beach_Buds.jpg
Missing Nin Beach Buds by blackbookalpha (http://blackbookalpha.deviantart.com/)
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7163/Orochimaru_Plan.jpg
Orochimaru Plan by blackbookalpha (http://blackbookalpha.deviantart.com/)
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3628/Naruto___Walkies_in_the_Void.jpg
Walkies in the Void by SJen (http://sjen.deviantart.com/)
Added:
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4452/konohasecretjutsu.jpg
Ouch by Gaara666 (http://gaara666.deviantart.com/)
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3581/Itachi_in_a_DRESS.jpg
Itachi in a Dress by *develynia (http://develynia.deviantart.com/)
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/6108/Ownzed.jpg
Ownzed by sfandmolerat (http://sfandmolerat.deviantart.com/)
:heh: That's so hilarious. Especially the Naruto/Pokemon crossover
here's another one
http://images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/127/f/f/KakaIru_VS_ItaKisa.png
pathyfinder
2004-05-10, 21:53
OMGosh, that one may explain why it's been awhile since the 3rd's monkey dude hasn't shown up a lot! :naughty: :eek:
Knowing Oro he probably enjoyed it :help:
Sasuke I've invented a new hot sandwich at Dairy Queen called the flame thrower so now that I'm rich I'll just send someone to kill Itachi for me :heh:
sarcasteak
2004-05-10, 21:59
here's another one
http://images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/127/f/f/KakaIru_VS_ItaKisa.png
I never really understood why Iruka is so often represented as a dolphin in KakaIru...and frankly, I don't think I need to know considering how certain people think of dolphins... ^_^;;
Evilbunny
2004-05-10, 22:00
:heh: That's so hilarious. Especially the Naruto/Pokemon crossover
here's another one
http://images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/127/f/f/KakaIru_VS_ItaKisa.png
i can't see it T.T
I'm sure it was funny though.
He meant this:
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421500440/1.jpg
Hopefully it shows.
sarcasteak
2004-05-10, 22:12
i can't see it T.T
I'm sure it was funny though.
It's his fault for direct linking DA. ^_^;;
If you copy/paste the url in another window you'll be able to see it. But then again, Kenta kindly uploaded it somewhere else for your convenience.
:frustrated: Fine, I'll just upload it at another hosted site.
*sighs* Oh well, moving on.
Oro: Hey Kabuto since i no longer have use of my arms there's a special A rank task i need you to do for me from time to time.
Kabuto: Ooo ooo what? what is it? something exiting and dangerous? Ofcourse ill do it i realy wanna get my hands dirty this time, just tell me what it is and ill get to it straight away!
Oro: Good good........Then get over here and WIPE MY ASS!
Kabuto: :help:
Good one, Shinobi_Shay-san!
Hmm...Feeling tired. Only one today:
Super mild for ep, what, late 60s?
Sasuke: Hey Sakura...does this jumpsuit make me look fat?
Sakura: No, but that beer gut does. You're still in Wife-Beater no Jutsu
form...RELEASE! *SMACK*
Sakura: You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!
Mr_Paper
2004-05-11, 14:09
who is gaara holding in that picture??? ???Looks like a dolled up Rock Lee to me. :heh:
EfrainMan
2004-05-11, 14:23
who is gaara holding in that picture??? ???None other than the ROCK! (lee...)
It's...oddly kawaii...:twitch:
Shikamaru: Think I'll be like Gambit for a day.
Naruto: Then I'll be Iceman
Sakura: I'll be Storm, cuz she kicks ass (inner Sakura: hell yeah, become the storm woman)
Hokage: My job's boring, I should've taken another role.
sarcasteak
2004-05-11, 15:45
who is gaara holding in that picture??? ???None other than the ROCK! (lee...)
It's...oddly kawaii...:twitch:
How is that odd? Lee was always sugoi kawaii~ ;)
EfrainMan
2004-05-11, 16:15
How is that odd? Lee was always sugoi kawaii~ ;)*shudder* Yeah, sure he is :uhoh: .
*not wanting to spam...*
Hmm...
Sakura: Kiss my @$$, Uchiha Sasuke!
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-11, 19:18
*shudder* Yeah, sure he is :uhoh: .
*not wanting to spam...*
Hmm...
Sakura: Kiss my @$$, Uchiha Sasuke!
Following up to this:
Sasuke *stares at Sakura...he shrugs*: Okay.
Sakura chokes on ramen.
Naruto is crying because Sakura took his ramen.
EfrainMan
2004-05-11, 19:34
Following up to this:
Sasuke *stares at Sakura...he shrugs*: Okay.
Sakura chokes on ramen.
Naruto is crying because Sakura took his ramen.
Sakura: *determined, spits out ramen* Drop dead Sasuke!!
Naruto: *licking up ramen from the floor* :twitch:
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-11, 19:36
Sakura: *determined, spits out ramen* Drop dead Sasuke!!
Naruto: *licking up ramen from the floor* :twitch:
Sasuke *frowns*: But I haven't kissed your ass yet. :heh: :heh:
Shikamaru: *stares at his buddy; Naruto* Dude, whyyyy! *gets tossed back due to heavy nose bleed* -_-'
Sakura: Shikamaru-kun! *inner Sakura: Dammit Sasuke, I oughta slap you upside the head for that*
EfrainMan
2004-05-11, 19:44
Shikamaru: *stares at his buddy; Naruto* Dude, whyyyy! *gets tossed back due to heavy nose bleed* -_-'
Sakura: Shikamaru-kun! *inner Sakura: Dammit Sasuke, I oughta slap you upside the head for that*Ino: *checking out scene* Dude, you guys are phreaks...
Chouji: Shika-chan! *glomps*
Asuma (SJ: Kuranai): Son, wake me up when ep 83 airs so that I can drive to the studio and finally start acting.
Josh (Kuranai's son): Sure thing dad.
IM
Naruto265 (Uzumaki): Wow, your dad's Asuma
Shika-chan (Josh): Yeah, he's so cool.
Naruto714
2004-05-11, 20:15
Kakashi: SEXY NO JUSTU
http://www.naruto-kun.com/gallery/Game%20Art/Game%20Art/(Naruto-kun.Com)GameArt-013.jpg
Kakashi: SEXY NO JUSTU
That pic has been posted quite a few times before. Nevertheless, it is always quite entertaining!
Little known fact about Sasuke's family:
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/itako.gif
Original artwork by Kunihiko Tanaka for Girls the Gathering(a series of mascot girls for a Japanese M:TG magazine.)
The un-edited work can be viewed here:
http://64.176.227.226/images/kunihiko_tanaka/kunihiko-tanaka-1.jpg
As you can see, not much was edited. ;)
sarcasteak
2004-05-12, 03:24
That pic has been posted quite a few times before. Nevertheless, it is always quite entertaining!
Little known fact about Sasuke's family:
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/itako.gif
Okay okay, Oro would "recruit" her based on her young age, but if she is CLEARLY female...this doesn't make any sense!? Or perhaps Oro changed her to his liking afterwards which is why he is now a feminine boy...? *so confused*
Okay okay, Oro would "recruit" her based on her young age, but if she is CLEARLY female...this doesn't make any sense!? Or perhaps Oro changed her to his liking afterwards which is why he is now a feminine boy...? *so confused*
Just another super wrong interpretation of Kunihiko Tanaka's awesome art.
Or prehaps there was a time where Oro was into little girls and boy was it scarey.
Or Itako's PMS bitch powers were so insane it warranted the swap. ;)
hobobaggins
2004-05-12, 11:09
How is that odd? Lee was always sugoi kawaii~ ;)
Naruto: ehh... ... ... thats just wrong
Sasuke: i concur sir!
Kakashi: whatever floats your boat!
(i bet they will say this in the CN version however.)
sarcasteak
2004-05-12, 19:42
Just another super wrong interpretation of Kunihiko Tanaka's awesome art.
Or prehaps there was a time where Oro was into little girls and boy was it scarey.
Or Itako's PMS bitch powers were so insane it warranted the swap. ;)
Or Itako's male state is actually Lv1 Cursed Seal activated! *wink wink*
Naruto: ehh... ... ... thats just wrong
Sasuke: i concur sir!
Kakashi: whatever floats your boat!
Gaara: DESERT COFFIN, YOU BITCHES!
Or Itako's male state is actually Lv1 Cursed Seal activated! *wink wink*
Hmm...every month, within a 200 mile radius would be reduced to spastic twitch fits with their hands over their eyes screaming "OH IT BURNS!!!"
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-12, 20:35
Hmm...every month, within a 200 mile radius would be reduced to spastic twitch fits with their hands over their eyes screaming "OH IT BURNS!!!"
Every month, that time of the month ^_~ Itachi gets the urged to dress up.
Itachi *pretty flowery dress*: I wonder if this makes my ass looks good...
:heh:
Naruto fic of what a Naruto character would never say. This' when Kuranai (Asuma) married Kurenai and had a son name Josh. Josh's brother Terry of Leaf Village (age 24) was at the university of Konoha ^_^. Or you can think of this as a modern day Konoha
Josh: What happened dad
Kuranai (Asuma): *got home* Well that was a good episode but I was hardly in it.
Josh: Sucks huh
Kuranai: :heh: Yeah, so how was your job.
Josh: Very good
Kurenai: How was work, son?
Josh: Oh, it went well. And I especially got to meet a whole lot of seiyuus while doing this episode
Kurenai: I'm glad you made friends dear.
:D ~Welcome new people!~ :D
Have fun and be sure to stay ON TOPIC! --->This is a commandment!
Or else Itachi will be allowed to have his way with you...
Itachi So you dare to taint this thread with your insipid off-topic clutter? For the next 24 hours you shall see what the horror of plastic surgery and snakes can unleash!
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3622/kitty_cute.jpg
Aw shit how’d that get there. :uhoh:
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2821/animated-man-faye.gif http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8164/110_1028.jpg http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2821/animated-man-faye.gif
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh alright, might as well throw it in too...
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
http://www.imageshack.us/img2/5738/scaryfoo1.JPG
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Oh wait...this ain’t the say hello to new people and scare them away by posting empty threats thread! :uhoh:
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/sqtiny.gif
Damn you for misleading me!
Slade-san...I do not just back people into corners and steal their anime and manga! :nono:
I take their wallets and shoes too.
But I’m nice so I leave them coupons for free soup. :D
Ahoy! It’s the Photoshop Devil’s evil minion! Paint Troll! :eek: In all its low quality cheapness!
Kaoru’s feeling "spontaneous" right now...so here’s a manga parody.
Lst2, don’t make me walk the plank! :uhoh:
Best viewed with large doses of Ninja Viagra.
Read right to left ya kooks.
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/6176/leeparty.JPG
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/1402/leeparty2.JPG
http://www.imageshack.us/img2/1406/sqcar1.gif
I love you Mr. Angry Squirrel. :D
:heh:
Sakura: :heh: *Inner Sakura: heck yeah, show some more, and punches*
Shikamaru: That's the most funniest crap I've seen in a long time.
Absolutely hilarious Kaoru-Chan you're one of the few reasons I continue to post here :D.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
Not a Manga Spoiler. Just better read top to bottom
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/hinataneji.jpg
sarcasteak
2004-05-13, 13:16
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
Not a Manga Spoiler. Just better read top to bottom
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/hinataneji.jpg
Oh my.
Once again, pure display of genius, Slade. :bow:
And the Hinata-posterization continues... :heh:
pathyfinder
2004-05-13, 16:15
Annoucing the new Ninja Diet!
Yes folks even you can loose pounds just simply look at Kaoru-Chan's cosplay post and you'll never eat again :twitch:
And that's not all!
Call & Order now and will send you a free (Slade-san's post) sample of Tsunade's tampons!
Hinata That's it you AnimeSuki Narutards have gone too far! :frustrated:
I now have in possession the true secret of the Hyuuga Clan!
THE ANTI-SPOON!!!! :eek:
You may run, you may hide, but I'll always see ya! *evil laugh*
me... Unclean unclean *fuzzy but crack-barf* Unclean :nono:
JOJOS'STAR
2004-05-13, 16:23
Absolutely hilarious Kaoru-Chan you're one of the few reasons I continue to post here :D.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
Not a Manga Spoiler. Just better read top to bottom
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/hinataneji.jpg
HMPfff!!! :heh: so here is where you get all crazy hahaha okay.. forgot about that place :uhoh:
Pathy Ninja Diet ?? :heh:
I didn't know what to do, so I made this one. Not really funny though.
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/truenh1-Eyes.jpg
sarcasteak
2004-05-13, 17:12
I didn't know what to do, so I made this one. Not really funny though.
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/truenh1-Eyes.jpg
Oh, you clearly underestimated yourself! XD
I don't really like the final Naruto punchline, but the Hokage's dialogue was hilarious following Neji's...
pathyfinder
2004-05-13, 19:43
OH MAN! I just re-read Kaoru-Chan's post with Lee-kun's exam and saw the closet full of KY!!! LOL :love:
LOL :heh: That is funny stuff Naruto Hits One :bow:
I'll give it a 9 for excellent usage of KY :eek: :bow:
The moral of the story is: Men of Konoha-don't get drunk off your ass if NaruKO's around with a kunai :heh:
here's another joke :D
Naruto: Was that in the script of what pathyfinder said
Sakura: How am I supposed to know
Shikamaru: Geez, this' troublesome. Now I forgot what to say next.
Iruka: ^_^; I don't remember that being in the script.
Naruto: Wahhh, Iruka sensei! When did you show up
Iruka: :heh: Sup Naruto, how's your training been going
Naruto: It was da bomb, old pervert sennin; Jiraiya taught me an ultimate attack.
Iruka: heh, I see
ROFL!! Slade :bow: :love: Thanx for the compliment! ^_^
Have to go on the Ninja Diet to get some hawt Neji Action. XD
Oh man I need a Kakashi Special STAT! :naughty:
*Pathy flips out spoon from store-bought kunai holder* "This is MY hobby!" Yeah only we would have spoons in them thingies. :heh:
OH Pathy noticed the KY cabinet. :heh: Always got to have a convenient supply in times of trouble. Never know when a certain pervert needs to dab it over large, vibrating rocks. :uhoh: :heh: *funny nh1* :bow:
Moral of that story: Buy Sharingan contacts and always have a lackey available to paint your toenails - use JOJO's sig as reference :D
Oh crap! The Hentai Army is taking lessons!? :eek: This could only mean one thing... :uhoh:
Naruto *bites condom* Sensei says I don't need to use this as it can cause "discomfort" but it just looks like a round piece of gum to me.
Sakura :eek: Naruto! Don't chew on that! Give it here! *takes out bubble-gum flavored condoms* This is better! The ice cream man sells these at half-price. :D
Naruto Sensei also says that "when one needs to pop cherries, you just thrust." :confused: I don't get it?! I'd just use my Rendan. :uhoh:
Jiraiya Who's this sensei of yours? We must collaborate for my next book Come Come Dental. Speaking of which, Konoha could use a new dentist. :naughty:
Naruto Next town over--called AnimeSuki. Look out for the tall tower between 2 large boulders with huge stars painted on them. You can't miss it.
:uhoh:
*tosses Tsunade Ninja Tampons and flees*
Naruto's classmates *all stare at Kaoru's reply and get a bloody nose due to heavy Nose bleeding* Gahhhhh!
Iruka: What the crap was that?
Sakura: *Inner Sakura: DIE idiots! does a karate 1-2 punch*
pathyfinder
2004-05-14, 11:01
.... *all stare at Kaoru's reply and get a bloody nose due to heavy Nose bleeding* Gahhhhh! this reminds me of a quest my sis and I have always had and that was to invent "nose tampons"! :eek: well, we wanted it as our family suffers from allergies and the like, and just wanted to plug the leak with it instead of using a box of tissues all day. :twitch: however, I see here we could rake in millions by selling them to Leaf villagers :naughty: "MONEY" *ahhh Karl's money-rolls in money*
Yeah, I'm always using KY to slather all over Rocks :naughty: :eek: :twitch: :love:
*I have to use spoons in my kunai leg holster, i'm not allowed near sharp things....anymore* :thinker: :heh:
5th Hokage New village ordinace...From now on every male ninja must wear black leather pants and wear them very low.
Jiraiya What?! Why do they have to be black??!
Ebisu Oh hell yeah.
Naruto Eh?? But those'll ride up my ass! :frustrated:
Sakura&Ino Sasuke-kun always looks good in black :naughty:
5th Hokage Also, the Boobs-for-Beads tournament will be postponed until further notice. That is all.
Kakashi Guess I'll have to save mine strictly for night services. *sigh*
Shika Tch. "Do we have to wear our shirts open too?" Damn women, so troublesome. *tosses beads* :eek:
Gai Low-rise pants on women...good! Low-rise pants on Walmart-shoppers...bad! Although Lee is the exception! :D
Jiraiya There's a boobs and beads tourney here??! :twitch: *saves pills* UP WITH MINISKIRTS! UP WITH MINISHIRTS!!
Naruto :uhoh: Here's a tampon.
Random starwarsness, a bit before the Gaara vs sasuke fight.:
(Kakashi wanders into a clothing shop. Starts looking through a rack full of black uniforms. The man standing next to him looks over.)
Strange man: Hey, you looking for something for your son?
Kakashi: No, no, just a student of mine.
Man: Really? That's why i'm here too! I was hopeing to have him think of himself as a bit more 'cool' and raise his confidence.
Kakashi: Hey, same here again, I figure, hopefully he'll feel a bit less 'show-offy'.
Man: Heh, you sure we aren't talking about the same kid?
Kakashi: Naah. My Sasuke's one of a kind. Well, allmost. I didn't catch your name?
Man: Obi-wan kenobi. My apprentance is Anakin. He didn't seem to like the old brown Jedi robes, so I figured some of these newer black ones would work better.
Kakashi: AHhhh Sasuke's got a big challenge comeing up, I thought some of these new, black duds would help.
Obi-wan: Well, what's the worse thing that could happen? The boys turn evil, abandon thier comrades and join the dark side because of a desire for revenge?
Kakashi: ...
Obi-wan: ...
Both: Naaaaaah.
Kakashi: Welp, this one oughta work. See you later!
Obi-wan: Later!
All righty Kaoru, you inspired this.
Yeah, I know that crossovers aren't really welcomed but this one just seems so fitting:
Jiraiya: Crap, prehaps I should have become the 5th Hokage after all!
Because if I did...I'd make all the women in Konoha wear mini-skirts!!!
Kakashi, Ebisu, other perverts: WE'D FOLLOW YOU TO THE END!
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-14, 16:01
Random starwarsness, a bit before the Gaara vs sasuke fight.:
(Kakashi wanders into a clothing shop. Starts looking through a rack full of black uniforms. The man standing next to him looks over.)
Strange man: Hey, you looking for something for your son?
Kakashi: No, no, just a student of mine.
Man: Really? That's why i'm here too! I was hopeing to have him think of himself as a bit more 'cool' and raise his confidence.
Kakashi: Hey, same here again, I figure, hopefully he'll feel a bit less 'show-offy'.
Man: Heh, you sure we aren't talking about the same kid?
Kakashi: Naah. My Sasuke's one of a kind. Well, allmost. I didn't catch your name?
Man: Obi-wan kenobi. My apprentance is Anakin. He didn't seem to like the old brown Jedi robes, so I figured some of these newer black ones would work better.
Kakashi: AHhhh Sasuke's got a big challenge comeing up, I thought some of these new, black duds would help.
Obi-wan: Well, what's the worse thing that could happen? The boys turn evil, abandon thier comrades and join the dark side because of a desire for revenge?
Kakashi: ...
Obi-wan: ...
Both: Naaaaaah.
Kakashi: Welp, this one oughta work. See you later!
Obi-wan: Later!
That one is awesome lol
Naruto: Yoooosh! *maybe if become Cloud Strife Sakura will get to notice me, :heh: :heh:* HENGE! *transforms into Cloud Strife*
Sakura: Whoa! Who's that hottie! *Inner Sakura: Oh yeah!!!
Ino: He's mine!
Sakura: I don't think so
Sakura/Ino *catfight*
Cloud: Do they do this all the time ^_^;
Naruto: :heh: Unfortunately yes, when they see a hottie
LOL Riese-san I'm glad I can 'spire you! :bow: As Pathy agrees that my name means "perverted spoon." Not sure whether I should be honored by that. :uhoh:
:D
....
Obi-wan: Well, what's the worse thing that could happen? The boys turn evil, abandon thier comrades and join the dark side because of a desire for revenge?
Kakashi: ...
Obi-wan: ...
Both: Naaaaaah.
Kakashi: Welp, this one oughta work. See you later!
Obi-wan: Later!
Yeah who would have thought such a thing could happen. :heh: What I find interesting is what is Obi-wan doing shopping for threads in Konoha? :uhoh:
Jiraiya USE THE FORCE! :naughty:
Oh Lazy Shikamaru is from my part of the world. :bow: Used to live in San Anton' before moving to this boring town. Too much staring up at the clouds now. :help:
Naruto - The early years
Naruto's playing with a toy train that was given to him as a birthday present. "Alright, all you stupid sons of bitches that want to get off, get the hell off, and all you fukers who want to get on, get your asses on the train now cuz the train is ready to get the hell outta here!"
Iruka-sensei who overheard Naruto from the other room comes storming in. "Naruto! What did I say about using that kind of language! Time out for two hours in the corner! When your ready to use nice language, you can come back and play quietly with your train. And no drawing on the walls!"
Naruto sticks out his tongue but reluctantly goes off to the corner. Two hours later he comes back and resumes playing with his toy train. Iruka-sensei overhears what he says..."All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
Iruka-sensei was pleased and hears Naruto continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
Then, Naruto added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the asshole in the next room."
:heh:
Ok, I've made a parody as well, but it sucks and I feel ashamed of myself.
I post it anyways, and then you can all flame and ban me all you want.
I know this since the idea is kinda there, but you'd all want to use it before me. Now I've ruined it. But I'll remove it if you want me to, so you can use it instead.
Now I'm having second thoughts. Is this wise? Nothing I do is wise, but is this really retarded? yes, I should not be making up jokes. Tell me via PM if this is to be removed cos it's lame at once, please.
:sad:
Awh, and it is a huge spoiler, btw.
http://home.no/fasces/GAARA1.JPG
sarcasteak
2004-05-14, 19:32
All righty Kaoru, you inspired this.
Yeah, I know that crossovers aren't really welcomed but this one just seems so fitting:
Jiraiya: Crap, prehaps I should have become the 5th Hokage after all!
Because if I did...I'd make all the women in Konoha wear mini-skirts!!!
Kakashi, Ebisu, other perverts: WE'D FOLLOW YOU TO THE END!
:bow: :bow: :bow:
Ok, I've made a parody as well, but it sucks and I feel ashamed of myself.
I post it anyways, and then you can all flame and ban me all you want.
I know this since the idea is kinda there, but you'd all want to use it before me. Now I've ruined it. But I'll remove it if you want me to, so you can use it instead.
Now I'm having second thoughts. Is this wise? Nothing I do is wise, but is this really retarded? yes, I should not be making up jokes. Tell me via PM if this is to be removed cos it's lame at once, please.
:sad:
Awh, and it is a huge spoiler, btw.
http://home.no/fasces/GAARA1.JPG
What's so bad about it? It seems perfectly funny to me! XD
Spoiler for chapter 213ish
http://home.no/fasces/GAARA1.JPG
Dude, I always suspected something. I mean,
goddang, what's with all those extra belt buckles? Gaara has to be into something bondage-y!
:heh: Here's one
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/Naruto24-Ramen_bowl_no_jutsu.jpg
Very nice last page. A lots of very funny ones there :D.
I'm pretty sure this isn't a spoiler because well, it's just a chapter page revealing nothing :D.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/ninetailsproblem.jpg
REVEAL NOTHING? *mutters* You've got to be kidding me.
This reveals everything.
Would be ironic if Naruto's uh...you know.
I'm not entirely sure if you're serious or being sarcastic. If you want a spoiler on that, edit your reply without my post as I put it in a spoiler tag.
If you were being sarcastic... it eludes me.
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-14, 23:31
Very nice last page. A lots of very funny ones there :D.
I'm pretty sure this isn't a spoiler because well, it's just a chapter page revealing nothing :D.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/ninetailsproblem.jpg
REVEAL NOTHING? *mutters* You've got to be kidding me.
This reveals everything.
Would be ironic if Naruto's uh...you know.
Kiba:"More dog meat for you Choji?"
:bow: :bow: :bow:
What's so bad about it? It seems perfectly funny to me! XD
Whoa, releaved. I thought of it as unfitting, I'll t ry to make a couple of others as well, since I find it unfair just to read all those others. favourite thread, no question :D
Should have though more over what I actually wrote. "You ain't going NOwhere"
hobobaggins
2004-05-15, 16:03
Oh man.... you guys so belong in "a laugh a day" it would make the place alot funnier...
anyway: great job guys.!!!!
I shall reward you with Sakura doujin... err... yeah
haha. you lookedhahaha you looked again
yes. onto more topics more suitable to humor.
Fox: haha kid i PWNZ JOO!!!
Naruto: *looks small*
Fox: i can eat your village, your girlfriend, and Sasuke! and you cant do shit!
Naruto: *whimper*
Fox: hahaha! i just crushed your house! now what?
Naruto: ahaha! you dont have any testicles!
... ...
did anyone else notice that?
EDIT 2800!... .... yeah.
Luciferette
2004-05-15, 16:37
LMAO @ Slade
This is hilarious. :)
I'm still laughing..
pathyfinder
2004-05-15, 18:00
Well that is why the squirrel was so popular! :bow:
All the Kyuubi has is "strife" he has no "nuts"... perhaps the 4th was also a vet! :twitch:
Wow Hobo-san 2800?!? I'm like 2536 steps behind you. Naw I didn't count, just guessed. :D
Fox: hahaha! i just crushed your house! now what?
Naruto: ahaha! you dont have any testicles!
... ...
did anyone else notice that?
Yes but did anyone happen to read the fine print on the Ninja Viagra ads?
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5263/ninviagra.JPG
It's painfully obvious the Kyuubi went a little overboard. :uhoh:
Jiraiya It's not the size that counts, but what you....ahhnevermind. -_-;;
Awh, and it is a huge spoiler, btw.
http://home.no/fasces/GAARA1.JPG
:naughty: Oh yeah! Gaara shows his true intentions as a masochist. And the result?
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6470/loonylee.JPG
One too many tampons!! :eek:
pathyfinder
2004-05-15, 21:06
Kakashi:
Oh, ok. I'll take Sasuke to the eye doctor today Iruka.
At office:
Doctor can you help me? I need help, I can't get these spots out of his eyes, I'm afraid if we don't remove them it will only get worse!
Doctor:
I see, but you have to place these drop in every morning for the rest of his life to keep them gone. The medicine is expensive seeing as the last guy who was here for this bought nearly 90% of the supply!
Kakashi:
Whom?
Doctor:
Some little pale kid that kept his money in his belly snake!
Kakashi:
Dam that ORO.
Sharingan_Kakashi
2004-05-16, 05:29
I got bored so I made this. Granted the quality really sucks since I'm still learning Photoshop but I think people should get a kick out of it reguardless
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9880/kmanga.gif
I got bored so I made this. Granted the quality really sucks since I'm still learning Photoshop but I think people should get a kick out of it reguardless
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9880/kmanga.gif
Thats Great!Really got a good laugh out of it.haha
Back to What A Naruto Charac. Would Never Say.
Kiba:Akamaru,you sure look awfully yummy today
Thus,
Kiba:More dog meat for you Choji?
KIba:I...I'm actually illergic to fur...
Kiba:O,My furry coat?I made it from my own hair^^
Kiba:I'm gay.
Kiba's Parents to Kiba:Keeping a pet is not an easy responsibility.Do you know what i mean?
Kiba:I'll let him go right away...
Kiba:Konoha has sure changed alot.From today i shall be the First Inukage!
Kiba:Claws?O!No,those are my nails actually^^
Kiba:The clouds are so beautifull...
Kiba:I eat dogfood.
Kiba: (*Woof!*)
Well, I've made another, and YOU GUYS decide if this moves on to the next stage:
Call 337-880-334 (10$ a call)
No seriously. I watched Idol the other day, and then I just started playing around with this idea I got. Also, I have LOADS of ideas, but used the worst one first :).... I don't want to tell them to you, cos I KNOW you'll steal them... my precioussss...
tell me if I'm on to something then... there SHOULD be no spoilers at all here, but I am inserting it in a spoler tag all the same. It's quite big, so you might want to store it and zoom a little. I'm no good with photoshop either. I REFUSE to tell you how much time I spent making this (while eating).
http://home.no/fasces/Idol%204%20copy.jpg
EDIT: Whoa, ought to fix it really... ah, whatever. Anyways, tell me if it's worth it. The pictures aren't aranged very well in this one, but I'll try to get that right next time.
Oh, I made another.
Since no one was interested in telling me what you thought, I'll just post it.
This is, like the first, a right to left.
And it sorta starts where the first one ends. Mkay?
Also big, should be stored and increased a bit PERHAPS, I dunno.
http://home.no/fasces/Idol2%20final.jpg
Took me forever to come up with that song.
EDIT: Oh, hurray, I wrote "brasts". That's the first mistake I notice, but I have to sleep now. Ah, whatever. I hope to see more from this thread, as I've really enjoyed it. I've stored every single one up until now.
Komataguri
2004-05-16, 17:43
Oh, I made another.
Since no one was interested in telling me what you thought, I'll just post it.
This is, like the first, a right to left.
And it sorta starts where the first one ends. Mkay?
Also big, should be stored and increased a bit PERHAPS, I dunno.
http://home.no/fasces/Idol2%20final.jpg
Took me forever to come up with that song.
EDIT: Oh, hurray, I wrote "brasts". That's the first mistake I notice, but I have to sleep now. Ah, whatever. I hope to see more from this thread, as I've really enjoyed it. I've stored every single one up until now.
Wow, you have alot of time on your hands.
sarcasteak
2004-05-16, 18:38
Well done, Fasces, well done with the manga parodies! :heh:
But points off for cutting us off at such a crucial conjunction in the first one!!
:heh: Yeah, those indeed were hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Sakura: ^^ *inner Sakura ~ Heck yeah, keep it up*
omfg that was so funny i cant stop laughing :heh:
Parody/Fanfic of what a character would never say
The Uchiha Clan Household, 5:47am
The sun was rising, the birds were chirping happily and nearly all of the Uchiha clan's ninjas were waking up. All except for a certain person...
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'
A high-pitched scream, almost like a young girl's, filled the morning air. That could only have belonged to one person... Uchiha Itachi. The Crossdressing Ninja of the Uchiha Clan, Uchiha Itachi. Although he preferred to be known as Megumi.
When Sasuke, one of the 'unknown' children of the clan (Voted 'Least likely to make anything of his life'), walked in on Uchiha Megumi using his infamous 'Avada Neutrogena' jutsu on his parents (Death by moisturising, drains life from the user's skin), Megumi decided to put on his best 'Evil' voice.
The attempt failed miserably however, and Sasuke was forced to make up the entire encounter and delude himself into thinking that what he had imagined was actually the truth, so that nobody could find out what really happened.
Instead of what Sasuke SAYS happened, this is what Megumi REALLY said:
'Hello little brother. Would you be a darling and pop down to the chemist's to get me some more handcream?'
This was said mere moments before he was attacked by the rest of the clan (Two old men and a half-sheep/half-woman crossbreed), forcing Megumi to use Avada Neutrogena so much that the skin on his hands actually CRACKED. Ashamed that such a disaster would see him forced out of the Konoha Crossdressing Championships this year (Other competitors included the Sandaime, Jiraiya and Random Chuunin Who Is Never Seen Again), Megumi fled Konoha and the rest is (almost all) history.
Oh, I made another.
Since no one was interested in telling me what you thought, I'll just post it.
This is, like the first, a right to left.
And it sorta starts where the first one ends. Mkay?
I would suggest you not worry about what other people thought too much.
Go by this simple guideline...
"If you think it's funny... post it! :D"
Konoha's Idol. Not a bad idea for a parody.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
not a spoiler but it's pretty large.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/shebangs.jpg
Partial Credit goes to Trel for the Uchiha Itachi Scary Picture. :D
Happy Birthday goes out to one of our own bastards of WACWNS Avi :heh:
Oh ya, Help Slade Help you. Give Slade a Negative Rep Today!!
Naruto: No ramen today, I'm on the Hidden South Beach diet
Sasuke: *singing* I've got Betty Davis eyes!
Sakura: Sorry Sasuke, but we can't have sex until you pay my pimp.
Kakashi: Those damn Optigrab glasses have totally screwed my sharingan!
Gai: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first Bionic man.
Lee: This one time, back at the Neverland Ranch..
Kubuto: I learned all my techniques and Jutsu from watching reruns of ER
Kohonamaru: Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.
Orochimaru: *joking* What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
Gaara: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got..
Choji: Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake.. BEEFCAKE!
I would suggest you not worry about what other people thought too much.
Go by this simple guideline...
"If you think it's funny... post it! :D"
Konoha's Idol. Not a bad idea for a parody.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
not a spoiler but it's pretty large.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/shebangs.jpg
Happy Birthday goes out to one of our own bastards of WACWNS Avi :heh:
:heh: That's even funnier. Keep it up
Shikamaru: lol That's some funny crap right there
Iruka: -_-' He's worse than William Hung
Kuranai (Asuma): He should get a vocal coach
Choji: Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake.. BEEFCAKE!
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/102/beefcake.gif
Hehhe, I was planning a Konoha Park parody series.
Choji: Oh my god, he killed Sasuke!
Sakura & Ino: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
sarcasteak
2004-05-17, 11:49
Konoha's Idol. Not a bad idea for a parody.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
not a spoiler but it's pretty large.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/shebangs.jpg
Happy Birthday goes out to one of our own bastards of WACWNS Avi :heh:
Hahaha...each frame/picture...so appropriate...Slade never fails to disappoint! :D
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-17, 21:18
I would suggest you not worry about what other people thought too much.
Go by this simple guideline...
"If you think it's funny... post it! :D"
Konoha's Idol. Not a bad idea for a parody.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
not a spoiler but it's pretty large.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/shebangs.jpg
Happy Birthday goes out to one of our own bastards of WACWNS Avi :heh:
Oh ya, Help Slade Help you. Give Slade a Negative Rep Today!!
Lol, mentioning William Hung. Mwahahaha. The funny thing is, he sang a version of Ricky Martin's She Bangs for my Hockey Team. :help: :help: It's quite scary.
Question; who's the guy in your signature? I'm trying to remember but I can't...remember. He's familiar.
sarcasteak
2004-05-17, 21:20
Lol, mentioning William Hung. Mwahahaha. The funny thing is, he sang a version of Ricky Martin's She Bangs for my Hockey Team. :help: :help: It's quite scary.
Haha, Pistons and Rockets lost both games Hung sang during halftime; serves 'em right!
Question; who's the guy in your signature? I'm trying to remember but I can't...remember. He's familiar.
Dante from Devil May Cry? Just a guess...
Reminds me of a twisted version of American Idol, Naruto style :heh:
Iruka: Damn straight
Ino: I dunno what went through Rock's mind :heh:
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-17, 21:27
Reminds me of a twisted version of American Idol, Naruto style :heh:
Iruka: Damn straight
Ino: I dunno what went through Rock's mind :heh:
Naruto *clears throat* *professional, glasses and all*: It's a perfectly simple explanation.
Lee *nods enthusiastically*: My idol is William Hung.
Naruto: Correct. In a matter of speaking, because of Lee's inability to perform ninjutsu or genjutsu or the ability to use chakra, his situation can be comparable to William Hung in which he cannot sing, he cannot dance and his physical features may even make Uchiha Itachi run away screaming like a girl...But apparently, my theory with Uchiha Itachi running away screaming like a girl has been debatable seeing as William Hung has a...fan club.
*shudders*
Sakura: Gahhhh! *gets tossed back due to heavy nose bleed* NOOOOO! Why Rock, this isn't you at all.
Ebisu: And they say I'm cynical -_-'
Shikamaru: Nah, ya think?!
Gai: I've trained Lee more better than that.
hobobaggins
2004-05-17, 23:22
I would suggest you not worry about what other people thought too much.
Go by this simple guideline...
"If you think it's funny... post it! :D"
Konoha's Idol. Not a bad idea for a parody.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
not a spoiler but it's pretty large.
Oh ya, Help Slade Help you. Give Slade a Negative Rep Today!! [/SIZE]
are you serious about that??? :uhoh:
aaha... slade... none have been so devoted as you... ... :) glad to see you are still creative as ever. i shall enjoy more of your works. :)
Naruto *clears throat* *professional, glasses and all*: It's a perfectly simple explanation.
Lee *nods enthusiastically*: My idol is William Hung.
Naruto: Correct. In a matter of speaking, because of Lee's inability to perform ninjutsu or genjutsu or the ability to use chakra, his situation can be comparable to William Hung in which he cannot sing, he cannot dance and his physical features may even make Uchiha Itachi run away screaming like a girl...But apparently, my theory with Uchiha Itachi running away screaming like a girl has been debatable seeing as William Hung has a...fan club.
*shudders*
I can give you a faaaaaaaar more frightening duet:
All righty! Ya sure?! Don't say I didn't warn you. Read for it? I bet you aren't! Orochimichal Jackson vs The Artist Now Known as Kabuto!
3rd Hokage & Ebisu: *get tossed back to heavy nose bleeding* GAHHHHH!
Shikamaru: *throws up* (in 20 year old tone of voice) dude, you gotta be kidding. *inner Shikamaru: GRRR, those idiots should die*
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-18, 00:01
I can give you a faaaaaaaar more frightening duet:
All righty! Ya sure?! Don't say I didn't warn you. Read for it? I bet you aren't! Orochimichal Jackson vs The Artist Now Known as Kabuto!
>>>NINJA IDOL<<<<
After a heart breaking event, Kabuto has lost to Orochimichal Jackson after a creepy showdown between the two contestants.
Doesn't help that 4 of our judges are all little boys that Orochi literally swallowed up.
That is a frightening duet, kudas to you Reise, lol, for making me officially creeped out.
[QUOTE=Slade]READ RIGHT TO LEFT
not a spoiler but it's pretty large.
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/shebangs.jpg
That was just scary.
Kouji: Dude, what happen to my buddies' they've became all sick (due to the Ninja Idol). Including Kuranai (Asuma). I get it, it's Riese's doing isn't it. That little :naughty: person.
Hahaha...each frame/picture...so appropriate...Slade never fails to disappoint! :D
Are you blind by his ambitions?! You dare bow to this totalitarian?! Do you not see that his ego feeds on those who praise him?! What? You thought his pleas for "negative rep" was all in good fun? FOOL! This is exactly what he wishes!! This is his source of power! Do not be mislead by this despot, as he will unleash his evil army of hybrid BUNNIES...yes! BUNNIES! with pancake technology no less!!
Slowly but surely, he will rise to the ultimate power...
Universal no Domination no Jutsu
*wakes up* Wha? :twitch:
:uhoh: I mean...
:bow: :bow: Hail Sladism! :bow: :bow:
:heh: Good one Slade-san as always! Love the part where he dances! :heh: Didn't like the part where Itachi forgot his makeup and nail polish. :(
*Kaoru needs her hawt bishounen! Oh looks at Dante in Slade's ava/sig and :love: :naughty: :D :cool: :eyespin: :love:*
OK feel better now and chock full of chakra!!! :D
Fasces, I really liked your second one best! Best Gaara freestyle I ever heard..er...read! :bow:
Hokage Now flash your brasts! :naughty:
Gaara My what? You mean my bratwurst? :uhoh: Oh ok. *zip* :eek:
:heh: Keep up the good work!
Here's a little manga parody I cooked up (literally). None too proud of it either.
Hope you um...like!
ARRRRGH!!!
*cough*
Read the cool way - Right to Left :D
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7457/cheapguy.PNG
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4674/cheapguy2.PNG
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9743/image013.gif
C'mon Sasuke-kuuuun!! :eek:
:D
*runs*
Ebisu: GAHHHHH, not again!
Kurenai: pretty soon, I'm gonna be out of a job if these posters keep on posting these manga pics. :(
Ino: Now that's definitely greusome.
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9743/image013.gif
C'mon Sasuke-kuuuun!! :eek:
:twitch:
That was scary.Very scary
Dang you guys are very :naughty: :naughty:
let's see if you guys can translate what these guys're saying
http://www014.upp.so-net.ne.jp/underheaven/picture/040502c_1.jpg
Dang you guys are very :naughty: :naughty:
let's see if you guys can translate what these guys're saying
http://www014.upp.so-net.ne.jp/underheaven/picture/040502c_1.jpg
Ummm,
Lee:Its' the ultimate,stream-lined,form-fitting,easily accessible,perfectly-made,body suit!
Gaara:...
Frame 3 onwards,
Gaara:Would i look good in this Temari?
Temari:I would be seen dead standing beside a person wearing THAT.
:heh:
Itachi & Gai: ...touched for the very first time! Like a vi-iii-iirgin! Like a virgin! Oh oh oh!
Was that the wrong song? :uhoh:
Anyways
Read right to left
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/truenh1-AntidrugNaruto.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9743/image013.gif
C'mon Sasuke-kuuuun!! :eek:
*runs*
LOL!!! :D :D :D
well,i couldnt find a real good post to post,so here's just a cheaply written crack.:heh:
Gaara:"Earwax Coffin!!"
Anyways
Read right to left
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/truenh1-AntidrugNaruto.jpg
LOL!! :heh: Glad to see nh1 chock full 'o chakra too. :D
Um, scaring people by making them look at horrid sexy-no-jutsu's while singing Blow The Man Down - My Antidrug :uhoh:
Gaara:"Earwax Coffin!!"
So that's what he keeps in that gourd...ewww. Eats Choco-Sand for breakfast. :D
*tunes in to Naruto Hits One*
Senen_Goroshi34
2004-05-18, 19:48
Naruto : Hey Kyubi!! Just channel chackra in THIS when i have sex with sakura, i really want my child to get a cool bloodline limit :) !
Kyuubi: K dude, just don't say that it's my fault when you get caught.
Shikamaru: :heh: It's not my fault if you get in trouble
pathyfinder
2004-05-18, 21:38
....... sexy-no-jutsu's while singing "Blow The Man Down".....
So that's what he keeps in that gourd...ewww......... *tunes in to Naruto Hits One* Yeah, "Singing" :naughty: :D
I thought Gaara's gourd was filled with KY? :uhoh: :D
Naruto: OH! Cool! :D I finally have it !
Sasuke: "uhm, dare I ask, ok WHAT?"
Naruto: The newest cable station in Leaf! NH1 dantetbayyoo you Baka! :bash:
Sasuke: Are you still giving everyone free cable?
Shikamura: Hell Yeah, would you like me to schedule you in for next Wednesday?
Sasuke: *shadow clone-poof*
The First, Second, Third, & Fourth
Born to hand jive baby!
*yeah, it's been done*
what you didn't know is they are not practicing jutsu's :naughty: :D
You didn't think this thread could go a few pages with out the jelly :thinker:
I thought Gaara's gourd was filled with KY? :uhoh: :D What? You did?
Did you know Luffy would probably be the perfect match up against Gaara if what Rasho said is true?
Luffy: Sanji! I'm hungry! ... Hmm... What's this large gourd of meat?
...
Luffy: Zoro, we need to find a new chef, some of Sanji's food today tasted like KY!
Senen_Goroshi34
2004-05-19, 08:13
Naruto : Oh i'm so down !! :(
Sasuke : wtf you slept with sakura last night right?
Naruto : Yeah but i'm a stamina freak, i just cant have orgasm! I knocked sakura down before i can...
Sasuke (putting his hand on naruto shoulder) : it's all right naruto... (smiling) i'm a very big friend of you i will help you...
pathyfinder
2004-05-19, 09:11
Naruto : Oh i'm so down !! :(
Sasuke : wtf you slept with sakura last night right?
Naruto : Yeah but i'm a stamina freak, i just cant have orgasm! I knocked sakura down before i can...
Sasuke (putting his hand on naruto shoulder) : it's all right naruto... (smiling) i'm a very big friend of you i will help you... omgosh :eek:
LOL :D
Tomo: Eh... Cool! But did you know? Gol D. Roger sealed the Kyuubi inside of Usopp (hence his incredible strength), and then Sasuke ate the Meru Meru fruit so that he could become a rubberman. Now Nami is trying to become the next Hokage, Shikamaru is going for One Piece, Naruto wants to draw maps of the whole world, Luffy is all about killing his brother, avoiding any potential nakamas on the way and Choji is going to find All Blue... (no seriously, he is...) Chopper the snake-man is trying to find the Sharingan fruit while Orochimaru the reindeer-man is going to study under Tsunade and become the best medic ever. lol TRUE to this thread! :heh:
hobobaggins
2004-05-19, 11:00
after getting "crushed" by gaara, kimimaro's skin peels off to reveal...
Gaara: oh god! what the hell is that?
Kimimaro: my new supersecret armor!
Lee: its... ... great/terrible
Kimimaro the better to rape your asses with! (as in kill)
Lee: no way!
Gaara: nevermind that... what is it called?
Kimmaro: ribs, for her pleasure!
Originally Posted by NH1
Tomo: Eh... Cool! But did you know? Gol D. Roger sealed the Kyuubi inside of Usopp (hence his incredible strength), and then Sasuke ate the Meru Meru fruit so that he could become a rubberman. Now Nami is trying to become the next Hokage, Shikamaru is going for One Piece, Naruto wants to draw maps of the whole world, Luffy is all about killing his brother, avoiding any potential nakamas on the way and Choji is going to find All Blue... (no seriously, he is...) Chopper the snake-man is trying to find the Sharingan fruit while Orochimaru the reindeer-man is going to study under Tsunade and become the best medic ever.
:heh: Nice crossover you have there with One Piece & Naruto.
pathyfinder
2004-05-19, 12:58
Kimmaro: ribs, for her pleasure!
:naughty: :love: :naughty: :D :love: :bow: AWESOME HOBO!
*glad to see a decent sig back also* :D
(I don't think I want to be stuck in this forum seeing as one may get "nipped" :eek:
Now we know why Hinata is hiding behind trees! :twitch: )
Shikamaru: Hey, I've found a way to count my IQ!
Anyone: How much did you have?
Shikamaru: ... 350! :fingers:
Everyone: AhahhaHah! :heh:
Naruto: Hey, I've found a way to count my IQ!
Anyone: How much did you have?
Naruto: ... 65! :fingers:
Everyone: - :uhoh:
Shikamaru: Seriously? :twitch: How did you do that?
Oh yeah! :eek: That sig is a keeper, hobo!
EDIT: http://server5.uploadit.org/files/truenh1-counting.jpg
Senen_Goroshi34
2004-05-19, 18:22
Naruto : Oh i'm so down !! :(
Sasuke : wtf you slept with sakura last night right?
Naruto : Yeah but i'm a stamina freak, i just cant have orgasm! I knocked sakura down before i can...
Sasuke (putting his hand on naruto shoulder) : it's all right naruto... (smiling) i'm a very big friend of you i will help you...
Sasuke : Hi naruto! so...
Naruto : forget it me and sakura just created a new justu to overcome the problem...
Sasuke : a new justu ?
Naruto : Yes! It's a variant of Kage Bunshin... I called this one "3 on 1 no justu"!
Sasuke : (smiling) Can you try this on me?
Naurto : :twitch: ...
Sasuke : hi Sakura!
Sakura : hi!
Sasuke : i wonder... why did you choose naruto ?
Sakura : (blushing) well... he's got 9 "tails"...0
Sasuke : Naruto! please teach me kage bunshin no jutsu
Naruto : Ok!
Sasuke: Kage Bunshin No Jutsu !!!! (makes just 1 clone)
Naruto : You suck sasuke!
Sasuke : Shut up and teach me Senen Goroshi!
Sasuke : Orochimaru put out your finger from my nose please...
Orochimaru : (cancelling Henge) :) It not my finger...
Sasuke : (cancelling Henge) Then it's all right it not my nose :p
Sasuke : Hey Gaara, what the meaning of your tatoo on your forehead?
Gaara : it says " Love oneself"
Sasuke : Ok! (Henge to Gaara form)
Gaara : ... I didnt mean "Screw oneself"... stupid
cdkobasiuk
2004-05-19, 18:58
Iruka: Damn brats! What I need is a bottle of Vodka and some wild sex, with lots of birthcontrol. Too many knee biters in this damn village already.
cdk
Nine Devil
2004-05-19, 19:23
Naruto:Bla bla bla(japanese) aheeee
Sasuke:Aheee
Jiraiya:Aheee
Orochimaru:Aheee
NO no hell no i can't stop this madness anymore!
Kakashi Sensei
2004-05-19, 21:33
Okay, I'm definitely not one with a huge sense of humor, but this just came to thought...
Oro: Hm... maybe if I took a shower once in a while people would like me. :hmm: :hmm: :thinker:
Edit: Sakura: ::sigh:: Why are the cute ones always evil?? :twitch:
hobobaggins
2004-05-20, 01:18
:naughty: :love: :naughty: :D :love: :bow: AWESOME HOBO!
*glad to see a decent sig back also* :D
(I don't think I want to be stuck in this forum seeing as one may get "nipped" :eek:
Now we know why Hinata is hiding behind trees! :twitch: )
nah. got it approved by my favorite mod (see: avatar)
Sasuke wants to go on a diet.
The 5th hands sasuke a letter.
sasuke starts running
the konoha team gathers!
chouji fights jirobu, chouji beats jirobu. chouji collapses when he hears of his real mission.
Neji fights kidomaru, neji beats kidomaru. neji kills himself for accepting such a stupid mission.
Shikamaru finds a note naruto dropped.
from: the 5th
RE: your needs
Body: you may have your way with sasuke if you find him...
Shikamaru: guys wait up!!!
Naruto group *go into the time portal into FFVII's time*
Naruto: GRR! Was this even in the script
Cloud: *while Cloud rehearses his line for Advent Children, he got hit by Naruto landing on him* OWW DAMMIT! Watch were your landing moron
Naruto: Hey it wasn't my fault. The ass Oro threw us into this world
Shikamaru: It's true, *looks around* Where are we
Cloud: This' the city of Neo Midgar, or what was left of it *_^ *rubs his head*.
Barret: *comes with his "Mr T voice" I pitty the foo who dropped you guys in here.
Cid: What a bunch of wimps you guys are :heh:
Barret: Ass, back off Cid
Cid: Oh you wanna fight eh
Barret: *in the 7th Heaven bar* Don't worry bout him, just enjoy yourselves
Fights that will never occur:
Chouji vs Gaara-
Chouji: Allright! Hurray for Chubby! here I go! Multi-size no jit-
Gaara: Dessert Coffin!
(Chouji's buried in Confections.)
Temari vs. Gaara-
Temari: I can just fly over the sand little brother...you've got no chance.
Gaara: Jiraiya Specal technique~ Deasert Tenticle!
Temari: Ack! (Insert mental image here)
Gaara: Rats, I forgot I was supposed to tape this.
Gaara: Jiraiya Specal technique~ Deasert Tenticle!
Shikamaru: Shadow Neck Bind (Groping Hand) no Jutsu!
Sasuke: :twitch: (Temari! Let's switch places!!!!)
Gaara: Rats, I forgot I was supposed to tape this.
Sarutobi, Ebisu & Jirayia: We've got it all covered :naughty:
-
Baki: Gaara, where did you learn that technique you used on Temari?
Kakashi: Shiet! My book is gone!!1!
Gaara: Naruto taught me...
Sasuke: Just one more time! Pleeeaaase Naruto!!!
Naruto: :twitch: You know it's supposed to be a Thousand Years of PAIN don't you?
Dalavita
2004-05-20, 11:10
Anyone at all:
Wow Kakashi you are really strong.
(I hate it how everyone underestimates Kakashi)
pathyfinder
2004-05-20, 15:48
Gaara: Rats, I forgot I was supposed to tape this. Uhm....*frantically searching newly installed all anime TV station NH1* when's this going to air?
INO & SAKURA walking with flowers to see someone in hospital *yeah, not a stretch*
In bed with head wrapped, is Jiraiya :sad: It appears he can no longer search for Tsunade from his injury. The village is near dispair and a search mob has been sent out to find the culprit of his fall. It appears he fell off several sippery rocks, then summoned Frog Boss, but slipped off him, it appears both had been lubricated well with KY. :sad: We may never know whom to blame. :uhoh: *tosses tube of KY jelly at Hobobaggins' Sig :naughty: It appears Pervert Sennin was drawn to smoke on the mountain in hopes that in the smoke, bra's would be flying so he was looking to help the naked ladies :naughty: :heh:
Uhm....*frantically searching newly installed all anime TV station NH1* when's this going to air?
Or how bout NTV or NET (instead of BET - black entertainment television) :heh:
Back to FFVII
Barret - Crap Shikamaru, that was fast. I never made my move and you suddenly beat me in Poker
Shikamaru - :heh:
*little toad Gama's son talks to Red XIII*
Lil toad - Why do they call you Red XIII
Red XIII - I dunno the hell why they called me. Those idiot shinra gave me this number :p
Naruto *focuses his jutsu and he powers up* NINPOU! LIMIT BREAK NO JUTSU! U-ZU-MA-KI!
Kiba: So that's what you call a limit break. *outside 7th Heaven with Cloud, Naruto & Sasuke
Kagegitsune
2004-05-20, 19:31
Naruto: I've decided to pursue a more lucrative career as the owner of a Ramen shop.
Sasuke: So Itachi killed the clan, big deal. Let bygones be bygones.
Sakura: Naruto. Sasuke. Stay back and let me handle this.
Neji: If you believe in yourself, you can achieve ANYTHING!
Hinata: Hey Naruto, enough small talk. Let's F---.
Ino: Maybe I shouldn't be thinking of going steady with anyone seeing as how I'm ONLY 12!
Kiba: F--- Dogs, CATS are all the rage.
Shino: Ewww, a cockroach. Somebody kill it.
Shikamaru: There's ALWAYS something do be done. Be proactive!
Chouji: Yay Atkins!
Kakashi: The early bird gets the worm.
Gai: I really need to do something about this haircut.
Lee: No $hit sensei.
Jiraiya: I'm GAY!
Orochimaru: Can't we all just get along?
Tsunade: I'm going to act my age.
Iruka: I love being a secondary character.
Gaara: Crap! I overslept!
Temari: I should be more humble towards the Leafs.
Kankurou: One shouldn't rely on weapons to win their battles.
Hizashi: Compared to family, stature is nothing.
Itachi: April Fool's Sasuke!!! The clan's alive!!
Kisame: I'm important.
sarcasteak
2004-05-20, 19:44
Kagegitsune, thank you for reminding me that this thread can still be fun.
Too many of them are totally dumb like "Naruto: I would like to TiVo that :heh:"...yah sure Naruto would never say that, but uhh, okay... http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5021/ugh2.gif
Naruto: I've decided to pursue a more lucrative career as the owner of a Ramen shop.
Naruto: ...so maybe I can marry Ayame nee-chan ehhehe! Ah wait, should I marry Ayame nee-chan to get the job instead? Wah, I'm getting confused!~ :(
Sakura: Naruto. Sasuke. Stay back and let me handle this.
10 seconds later
Sakura: Oh-kay boys, I've soften them all up...have fun...someone call a medic... *faints*
Hinata: Hey Naruto, enough small talk. Let's F---.
Naruto: About friggin' time! :D
Kakashi: The early bird gets the worm.
Team 7 give Kakashi a collective glare
Kakashi: It's true, honest! That's how I got my limited edition of Violent Paradise. :naughty:
Itachi: April Fool's Sasuke!!! The clan's alive!!
Sasuke: .........?!
Itachi: Yup, we simply relocated to the Hidden Cloud Village! Of course, there's no the Leaf would let us do that...so it was my idea to make me look like the bad guy. But I swear, it was pa's idea to make you live the path of the avenger! Come here lil' bro, come home with me! ;)
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2699/rofl.gif http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2699/rofl.gif http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2699/rofl.gif http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2699/rofl.gif
Iruka: I love being a secondary character.
Iruka: And for some reason I still win the character popularity polls in Japan! http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7201/keke1.gif
Kisame: I'm important.
Kisame: Yah, I like to get bossed around by that 17-year-old brat. :(
pathyfinder
2004-05-20, 20:49
Ramen Girl:
Actually I'm really Haku :eek:
Jiraiya: Hey Naruto, can you use your sexy no jutsu and let me F&*# it for a little bit? I promise I'll teach a new powerful jutsu.
Choji, to Ino: Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!
Sasuke: Ninpou Kuchiose no Jutsu!
*summons a monkey with 4 butts.*
Sasuke: Dammit! At least it didn't have a Patrick Duffy leg...
:heh:
Hinata: BYAKUGAN! (performs the ability on Orochimaru and finds his weakness is his tickle point) Mwhehehe, your mine Orichimaru, take this *tickles Orichimaru until death*
Iruka: Isn't my motorcycle just sexy =^_^=
Naruto: Brag all you want dude but my motorcycle is better than yours.
Oro: NOOOOO! Curse you, Hinata! (in gay voice) *gets killed by Hinata's tickle of death*
cdkobasiuk
2004-05-20, 22:33
There is a small stage with a spotlight trained on a stool in the center. Sasuke walks on stage carrying a guitar and sits on the stool.
Sasuke: " good evening , I'd like to play a little song for someone who is very special to me."
Sasuke strums a few cords and begins to sing:
"The road is long, with many of winding turns
That lead us to (who knows) where, who knows where?
But I'm strong, strong enough to carry him - yeah
He ain't heavy - he's my brother
So long we go, his welfare is my concern
no burdon is he to bear, we'll get there
But I know he would not encumber me
He ain't heavy - he's my brother"
............................................
sarcasteak
2004-05-20, 22:36
If cute baby Sakura and cute baby Sasuke ever crossed path...
Sakura: Should I...or should I not...
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1790/saku-young1.gif
Sasuke: Hmm?
Sakura: *gulp* Sa...Sasuke-kun...
Sasuke: What is it, Sakura-chan?
Sakura: I...I...
Sakura: ....ah....I...
Sakura: ...you...I...ah...
Sasuke: Gah. What is it, just say it.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1960/sasu-young.gif
Sakura: I like you! >_<
Sasuke: Ehh? But I don't even know you...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6647/sasu-young3.gif
Sakura: Oh......s-sorry then....
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4746/saku-young3.gif
Sasuke: I think you're cute, though...
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6451/sasu-young2.gif
Sakura: Really...?
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4746/saku-young3.gif
Inner Sakura: HELL YEAH! DAMN RIGHT! COME TO MAMA!~
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4991/inner-sakura.gif
Sasuke's Mom: Hmm? Someone called for me? ^_^
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/39/sasukes-mom1.gif
Note: Baby Sakura can get away with taking forever to get her point across; she's actually cute. :fingers:
If cute baby Sakura and cute baby Sasuke ever crossed path...
Sakura: Should I...or should I not...
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1790/saku-young1.gif
Sasuke: Hmm?
Sakura: *gulp* Sa...Sasuke-kun...
Sasuke: What is it, Sakura-chan?
Sakura: I...I...
Sakura: ....ah....I...
Sakura: ...you...I...ah...
Sasuke: Gah. What is it, just say it.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1960/sasu-young.gif
Sakura: I like you! >_<
Sasuke: Ehh? But I don't even know you...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6647/sasu-young3.gif
Sakura: Oh......so-sorry then....
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4746/saku-young3.gif
Sasuke: I think you're cute, though...
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6451/sasu-young2.gif
Sakura: Really...?
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4746/saku-young3.gif
Inner Sakura: HELL YEAH! DAMN RIGHT! COME TO MOMMA!~
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4991/inner-sakura.gif
Sasuke's Mom: Hmm? Someone called me? ^_^
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/39/sasukes-mom1.gif
Note: Baby Sakura can get away with taking forever to get her point across; she's actually cute. :fingers:
:heh: :heh: Now that's some funny stuff right there, you did a really great job ^_^
Kagegitsune, thank you for reminding me that this thread can still be fun.
Too many of them are totally dumb like "Naruto: I would like to TiVo that :heh:"...yah sure Naruto would never say that, but uhh, okay... http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5021/ugh2.gif
:eyebrow: What's TiVo?
Naruto: About friggin' time! :D
If he wouldn't say that, I'd be depressed...
If cute baby Sakura and cute baby Sasuke ever crossed path...
Sakura: Should I...or should I not...
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1790/saku-young1.gif
Sasuke: Hmm?
Sakura: *gulp* Sa...Sasuke-kun...
Sasuke: What is it, Sakura-chan?
Sakura: I...I...
Sakura: ....ah....I...
Sakura: ...you...I...ah...
Sasuke: Gah. What is it, just say it.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1960/sasu-young.gif
Sakura: I like you! >_<
Sasuke: Ehh? But I don't even know you...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6647/sasu-young3.gif
Sakura: Oh......s-sorry then....
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4746/saku-young3.gif
Sasuke: I think you're cute, though...
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6451/sasu-young2.gif
Sakura: Really...?
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4746/saku-young3.gif
Inner Sakura: HELL YEAH! DAMN RIGHT! COME TO MOMMA!~
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4991/inner-sakura.gif
Sasuke's Mom: Hmm? Someone called me? ^_^
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/39/sasukes-mom1.gif
Note: Baby Sakura can get away with taking forever to get her point across; she's actually cute. :fingers:
Yay! That'd possibly save Sasuke from Oro!
:topicon:
Naruto: I would like to TiVo that
:eek:
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 06:30
:eyebrow: What's TiVo?
See, this is why I dislike concise written-communication--I can't figure out from your tone whether you are joking or not. :(
Google it if you really don't know. It's one of the greatest invention of mankind since instant noodle.
Edit: OMG, you even included in your sig to spite me! I will curse you! Detest you Hate you!
If he wouldn't say that, I'd be depressed...
Sasuke wouldn't be depressed at all... :naughty:
:topicon:
Naruto: I would like to TiVo
:eek:
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!! :mad:
*charges up Chidori, misses completely, but destroys half the wall in the process of dashing*
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 07:59
Weee...time for another bastardization!
Sasuke: *pants* I...I have to do this...Jiraiya-sama has faith in me...*pants* It will only take a second...no one will know...*pants*
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9364/sasu-pant.gif
Sasuke opens the door and sees...
Naruto: Mmm~hmmm~
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4678/sexynojutsu1.jpg
Naruto: Hmm, maybe I should stretch the "Mmm~" a little longer...and make 'these' a little rounder...yosh!
Sasuke: *gulps* (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!) *runs away as fast but as quietly as he can*
Jiraiya: Oy! Sasuke-chan! Did you...do it? :naughty:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/99/jiraiya-excited.gif
Sasuke: Ah, Jiraiya-sama! You bet I did!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8434/sasu-smile.gif
Jiraiya: That'a boy! :D Well?! Just how big were her "brains"? :naughty:
Sasuke: Like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6994/sasu-talk.gif
Jiraiya: WAHAAAAAAAAAA!!~ :love:
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8026/jiraiyaomg.gif
Sasuke: Yay! So will you teach me that new jutsu now?
Jiraiya: Wait wait...was she...you know...
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9034/jiraiya-awkward.gif
Sasuke: Hmm...?
Jiraiya: ...bald? :naughty:
Sasuke: Ehhh...?
Jiraiya whispers to Sasuke's ear
Sasuke: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? I didn't know to look there! :o
Jiraiya: Gah! n00bie! Tsk, no matter...you did use your Sharingan to copy it, right?
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2764/jiraiya-points.gif
Sasuke: Ara? Sharingan? I don't have that yet... :(
Jiraiya: Wait wait, weren't you the young Uchiha genius with Sharingan?! :twitch:
Sasuke: No...only nii-san has Sharingan... :(
Jiraiya: WHAT!? FOOL!! USELESS!! :frustrated:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2963/jiraiya-glare.gif
Sasuke: Ehh...?! But but...
Jiraiya: Sigh...what a let down. NO JUTSU FOR YOU!! :nono:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7771/jiraiya-useless.gif
Sasuke: Aww? But... but you said...aww......now I'll never beat nii-san.....*sniff*
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9757/sasu-frown.gif
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-21, 08:03
Weee...time for another bastardization!
Sasuke: *pants* I...I have to do this...Jiraiya-sama has faith in me...*pants* It will only take a second...no one will know...*pants*
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9364/sasu-pant.gif
Sasuke opens the door and sees...
Naruto: Mmm~hmmm~
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4678/sexynojutsu1.jpg
Naruto: Hmm, maybe I should stretch the "Mmm~" a little longer...and make these a little rounder...yosh!
Sasuke: *gulps* (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!) *runs away as fast but as quietly as he can*
Jiraiya: Oy! Sasuke-chan! Did you...do it? :naughty:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/99/jiraiya-excited.gif
Sasuke: Ah, Jiraiya-sama! You bet I did!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8434/sasu-smile.gif
Jiraiya: That a'boy! :D Well?! Just how big were her "brains"? :naughty:
Sasuke: Like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6994/sasu-talk.gif
Jiraiya: WAHAAAAAAAAAA!!~ :love:
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8026/jiraiyaomg.gif
Sasuke: Yay! So would you teach me that new jutsu now?
Jiraiya: Wait wait...was she...you know...
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9034/jiraiya-awkward.gif
Sasuke: Hmm...?
Jiraiya: ...bald? :naughty:
Sasuke: Ehhh...?
Jiraiya whispers to Sasuke's ear
Sasuke: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? I didn't know to look there! :(
Jiraiya: Gah! n00bie! Tsk, no matter...you did use your Sharingan to copy it, right?
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2764/jiraiya-points.gif
Sasuke: Ara? Sharingan? I don't have that yet... :(
Jiraiya: Wait wait, weren't you the young Uchiha genius with Sharingan?! :twitch:
Sasuke: No...only nii-san has Sharingan... :(
Jiraiya: WHAT!? FOOL!! USELESS!! :frustrated:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2963/jiraiya-glare.gif
Sasuke: Ehh...?! But but...
Jiraiya: Sigh...what a let down. NO JUTSU FOR YOU!! :nono:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7771/jiraiya-useless.gif
Sasuke: Aww... but you said...aww......now I'll never beat nii-san.....
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9757/sasu-frown.gif
Wow, i'm amazed at your imagination with gifs o.o no sarcasm here, honest that is funny shit! :heh:
Weee...time for another bastardization!
Sasuke: *pants* I...I have to do this...Jiraiya-sama has faith in me...*pants* It will only take a second...no one will know...*pants*
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9364/sasu-pant.gif
Sasuke opens the door and sees...
Naruto: Mmm~hmmm~
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4678/sexynojutsu1.jpg
Naruto: Hmm, maybe I should stretch the "Mmm~" a little longer...and make these a little rounder...yosh!
Sasuke: *gulps* (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!) *runs away as fast but as quietly as he can*
Jiraiya: Oy! Sasuke-chan! Did you...do it? :naughty:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/99/jiraiya-excited.gif
Sasuke: Ah, Jiraiya-sama! You bet I did!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8434/sasu-smile.gif
Jiraiya: That a'boy! :D Well?! Just how big were her "brains"? :naughty:
Sasuke: Like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6994/sasu-talk.gif
Jiraiya: WAHAAAAAAAAAA!!~ :love:
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8026/jiraiyaomg.gif
Sasuke: Yay! So would you teach me that new jutsu now?
Jiraiya: Wait wait...was she...you know...
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9034/jiraiya-awkward.gif
Sasuke: Hmm...?
Jiraiya: ...bald? :naughty:
Sasuke: Ehhh...?
Jiraiya whispers to Sasuke's ear
Sasuke: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? I didn't know to look there! :(
Jiraiya: Gah! n00bie! Tsk, no matter...you did use your Sharingan to copy it, right?
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2764/jiraiya-points.gif
Sasuke: Ara? Sharingan? I don't have that yet... :(
Jiraiya: Wait wait, weren't you the young Uchiha genius with Sharingan?! :twitch:
Sasuke: No...only nii-san has Sharingan... :(
Jiraiya: WHAT!? FOOL!! USELESS!! :frustrated:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2963/jiraiya-glare.gif
Sasuke: Ehh...?! But but...
Jiraiya: Sigh...what a let down. NO JUTSU FOR YOU!! :nono:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7771/jiraiya-useless.gif
Sasuke: Aww... but you said...aww......now I'll never beat nii-san.....
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9757/sasu-frown.gif
Haha,super-funny stuff
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 08:09
I don't know...there's just something so tempting about distorting and tainting the cute innocent Sasuke... :confused:
Edit: For your viewing convenience...
Sakura-chan: Sasuke-kun...yakusoku? (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=210733&postcount=2414) :o
Jiraiya: Ne ne, Sasuke-chan...wanna learn a new jutsu...? (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211093&postcount=2418) :naughty:
Oro: Forget about that silly old fool...let me give you a job to do instead. :love: (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211181&postcount=2422)
Itachi: Do you truly wish to know who killed everyone, Sasuke? Hint: I didn't do it. (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211268&postcount=2427) :innocent:
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 09:58
Last one before I head for class:
After Jiraiya refused to teach Sasuke new jutsu, our hero went to Orochimaru instead...
Sasuke: Orochimaru-sama, could you at least have the decency to warn me ahead of time...?
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/531/sasu-bj.gif
Oro: Forgive me, my dear Sasuka-chan...I wasn't expecting you to be so skilled for your first time. I assure you; Kabuto or Kimi was never this good...
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9126/oro-grr1.gif
Sasuke: But it wasn't my first time, though...
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7953/sasu-grin.gif
Oro: WHAT?! There was someone who tainted you before I did?! Who?! Tell me!! I'll KILL his ass!! You'll see!! I am THE Orochimaru...NO ONE TOUCHES MY PREY BEFORE I DO!! I'LL KILL HIS ASS!!!
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6216/oro-grr2.gif
Sasuke: *blushes* My nii-san
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3621/sasu-blush.gif
Oro: Ah...damn. *whimpers in fear*
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8111/oro-grr3.gif
Sasuke: ...and please stop calling me "Sasuka"...I want you to see me as a boy, not a girl...*blushes* :(
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3621/sasu-blush.gif
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-21, 10:01
Last one before I head for class:
After Jiraiya refused to teach Sasuke new jutsu, our hero went to Orochimaru instead...
Sasuke: Orochimaru-sama, could you at least have the decency to warn me ahead of time...?
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/531/sasu-bj.gif
Oro: Forgive me, my dear Sasuka-chan...I wasn't expecting you to be so skilled for your first time. I assure you; Kabuto or Kimi was never this good...
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9126/oro-grr1.gif
Sasuke: But it wasn't my first time, though...
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7953/sasu-grin.gif
Oro: WHAT?! There was someone who tainted you before I did?! Who?! Tell me!! I'll KILL his ass!! You'll see!! I am THE Orochimaru...NO ONE TOUCHES MY PREY BEFORE I DO!! I'LL KILL HIS ASS!!!
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6216/oro-grr2.gif
Sasuke: *blushes* My nii-san
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3621/sasu-blush.gif
Oro: Ah, damn. *whimpers in fear*
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8111/oro-grr3.gif
Sasuke: ...and please stop calling me "Sasuka"...I want you to see me as a boy, not a girl...*blushes* :(
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3621/sasu-blush.gif
And thus I deem you, the defiler of Sasuke. lol :heh: great stuff
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 10:15
And thus I deem you, the defiler of Sasuke. lol :heh: great stuff
I'm not even going to stop here!
Sasuke: Run Sasuke...run!~
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8039/sasu-run.gif
Itachi: *in super deep voice*...."Oh snap." Did I say it right?
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2158/ohsnap.gif
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-21, 10:16
I'm not even going to stop here!
Run Sasuke...run!
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8039/sasu-run.gif
Oh snap!
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2158/ohsnap.gif
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that is the funniest shit omg... you're crazy
:heh: Can't wait to see some more, you must be insane :p
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 11:12
Sasuke just witnessed what happened to the Uchiha Clan...
Sasuke: Nii-san?! Who did this?! Why?! To-san...Ka-san...no...no...WHY?!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5021/sasu-cry1.gif
Itachi: Hatake...Kakashi. *dun dun dun, dan dun!*
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5403/itachi-stare2.gif
Sasuke: Huh...?
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8412/sasu-fear.gif
Itachi: Hatake...Kakashi. *dun dun dun, dan dun!*
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8424/itachi-stare1.gif
Sasuke: But...but why?! Why would Kakashi-sensei do such a thing?!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8374/sasu-cry2.gif
Itachi: He wants to collect all the Sharingans in the world so he make the longest Sharingan necklace known to man. We are both spared now, as he already got the 45-pairs he needed to break the record.
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4247/itachi-closed.gif
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei...did this...to everyone...to To-san...and Ka-san...no more bento...ah...ah...
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8827/sasu-fear2.gif
Itachi: Yes, no more free mommy love-bento; now you gotta pay. And food ain't cheap. Sasuke. Hate him. Curse him. And survive only to kill him!
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3866/itachi-open.gif
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-21, 11:39
Sasuke just witnessed what happened to the Uchiha Clan...
Sasuke: Nii-san?! Who did this?! Why?! To-san...Ka-san...no...no...WHY?!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5021/sasu-cry1.gif
Itachi: Hatake...Kakashi. *dun dun dun, dan dun!*
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5403/itachi-stare2.gif
Sasuke: Huh...?
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8412/sasu-fear.gif
Itachi: Hatake...Kakashi. *dun dun dun, dan dun!*
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8424/itachi-stare1.gif
Sasuke: But...but why?! Why would Kakashi-sensei do such a thing?!
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8374/sasu-cry2.gif
Itachi: He wants to collect all the Sharingans in the world so he make the longest Sharingan necklace known to man. We are both spared now, as he already got the 45-pairs he needed to break the record.
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4247/itachi-closed.gif
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei...did this...to everyone...to To-san...and Ka-san...no more bento...ah...ah...
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8827/sasu-fear2.gif
Itachi: Yes, no more free mommy love-bento; now you gotta pay. And food ain't cheap. Sasuke. Hate him. Curse him. And survive only to kill him!
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3866/itachi-open.gif
I knew it!! I knew it! but no one believed me, oh they'll call me crazy - but i'm not crazy!!!!!111 oh they'll see it, they'll see it if it kills me!!1 :twitch:
Last of the Uchiha
2004-05-21, 11:48
I don't know...there's just something so tempting about distorting and tainting the cute innocent Sasuke... :confused:
Edit: For your viewing convenience...
Sakura-chan: Sasuke-kun...yakusoku? (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=210733&postcount=2414) :o
Jiraiya: Ne ne, Sasuke-chan...wanna learn a new jutsu...? (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211093&postcount=2418) :naughty:
Oro: Forget about that silly old fool...let me give you a job to do instead. :love: (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211181&postcount=2422)
Itachi: Do you truly wish to know who killed everyone, Sasuke? Hint: I didn't do it. (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211268&postcount=2427) :innocent:
Sarcasteak, I love the others but the one with Orochimaru was disgusting. How could you do it to Sasuke-chan. You have been a bad person, so no present for you.
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 11:53
Sarcasteak, I love the others but the one with Orochimaru was disgusting. How could you do it to Sasuke-chan. You have been a bad person, so no present for you.
Muwahahahahahahaha...did I not warn you in the spoiler tag? :naughty:
And don't you mean Sasuka-chan? ;)
Gimme present. :frustrated:
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-21, 12:24
Muwahahahahahahaha...did I not warn you in the spoiler tag? :naughty:
And don't you mean Sasuka-chan? ;)
Gimme present. :frustrated:
here's your present -
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/531/sasu-bj.gif
Sasuke.
Slippery sixteens.
Manga spoilers....so bad anime watchers! no spoiler for you (hits with newspaper)
(Duel of the fates from star wars starts playing in the background)
Naruto on presses through the trees, the dull red light of his Kyuubi enchanced Rasengan whirling in his palm and lighting his face. He can hear laughter...mad laughter, had Naruto ever heard him laugh before? He pushes one last branch aside he's nearly blinded by the brillant blue light. The ground in covered in huge blast marks, and in the center of them, the curse seal slowly working accross his body, is Sasuke. The seal is obviously affecting his chakra, as the lighting of Chidori has fully consumed his arm. Sasuke's mad laughter stops though the crazed sile remains. He slowly turns to face Naruto, the Sharringan locking onto the fox boy, and says...
"Naruto...WTF do you want? I left you Kakashi to train you and Sakura to **** you!"
"That doesn't work. Kakashi's busy." (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=170770&postcount=1843)
Sasuke sighs "Well you still have Sakura!"
naruto growled. I don't want your pregnant ex-bitch! Anyway, you can't join them just to cheat and get more power! it's evil!"
Why are you complaining about me going evil for power? You cheated! (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=172546&postcount=1877)
ack...class is over...more later....
Last of the Uchiha
2004-05-21, 12:48
here's your present -
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/531/sasu-bj.gif
Sasuke.
Slippery sixteens.
You guys are sick!!!. :nono: Don't pick on Sasuke-chan, why don't you do it to Naruto or Lee. I'm sure they would love it, especally Naruto.
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-21, 13:04
You guys are sick!!!. :nono: Don't pick on Sasuke-chan, why don't you do it to Naruto or Lee. I'm sure they would love it, especally Naruto.
I shouldn't have, that was actually a pretty sad scene. Poor Sasuke.. that scene was more than enough proof that the anime beats the shit out of the manga. (duh). in my defense I will say that Sarcasteak started it 9.9
You guys are sick!!!. :nono: Don't pick on Sasuke-chan, why don't you do it to Naruto or Lee. I'm sure they would love it, especally Naruto.
Hey, don't pick on Naruto. Sure he may goof off at times, but he can just prove as useful as with his buddy; Sasuke. Though I guess you don't know what he's capable of doing.
What really happened that night. Spoilers for anime ep 84, manga chapter 146!
I haven't done a decent manga parody in a while. I fear I'm losing it. Gif-happy sarcasteak, you are on one hell of a roll! :bow: You did some super badass gifs back there!
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/mange-pt01.gif
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/mange-pt02.gif
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/mange-pt03.gif
pathyfinder
2004-05-21, 13:32
That is no doubt what Jiraiya would do if he had that ability! :naughty: :heh: :DAwesome stuff Riese-san :bow: How the Uchiha clan made their money :heh:
Pay money, and look into Itachi's eyes and have three days of bliss :D(or hell if their wives pay Itachi more :heh: )
Ebisu: *stares heavily at the comic and gets bloody nose* GAHHH!
Sasuke: :heh: stupid moron, you fell for it
Naruto: *inner Naruto: heck yeah, you set 'em up and you knock 'em down* HAHA, he got you this time, outward pervert.
Last of the Uchiha
2004-05-21, 13:39
I shouldn't have, that was actually a pretty sad scene. Poor Sasuke.. that scene was more than enough proof that the anime beats the shit out of the manga. (duh). in my defense I will say that Sarcasteak started it 9.9
Stares at Sascasteak and do Mangekyo Sharingan. For your evil deeds i shall make you watch Pokemon for 72 hours straight and you, Lazy Shikamaru, will bow before me and tell me the joke about Orochimaru and my sasuke-chan. :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: Sarcasteak : Kill me already, i can't take this shit any longer.(71 hours to go) :help:
That is no doubt what Jiraiya would do if he had that ability! :naughty: :heh: :DAwesome stuff Riese-san :bow: How the Uchiha clan made their money :heh:
Pay money, and look into Itachi's eyes and have three days of bliss :D(or hell if their wives pay Itachi more :heh: )
For you Pathy, I have a really short sequel to the parody I just posted:
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7528/sasumom-turn.gif
Uchiha Mama: Itachi-chan, bend over, kiss my ass, and thank me for
your good looks! You too Sasuke-chan! You've got my hair, my skin, and my eyes as well!
Oh, and don't forget your lunches! I put the fish cakes shaped like teddy bears in them.
Woah, alot of funny stuff... special mention goes to sarcasteak who has proven once and for all that not all people that have a high post rate post useless things :D. Those animated screen caps are a very good read indeed :D
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/tsunadesakura.jpg
Partial credit goes to -ED- for the Sasuka and Sakuke photos :D
pathyfinder
2004-05-21, 15:27
LOL :heh: :bow: Haku clearly had an affect on these two :naughty: :heh: :twitch: :D
This answers why we Ramen girl always stays at home cooking :D *rice cakes* :heh: (she knows those ninjas are "f'd up) :help:
*let's see how can I make it so my profile reads a lower post count*
GAHAHAHAHA! Damn, that's so hilarious :heh: :heh:
Your very :naughty: :naughty:. Once again Slade never slows down with their manga parody :heh:
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 20:10
Woah, alot of funny stuff... special mention goes to sarcasteak who has proven once and for all that not all people that have a high post rate post useless things :D.
Matte matte, 80% of my posts are not useless even without these! *pun pun* >_<
^_^;;
Those animated screen caps are a very good read indeed :D
I don't know...unlike you who can bastardize any unsuspecting victim, I seem to find motivation only from bastardizing baby Sasuke. What's wrong with me? :(
Here's what the characters would probably never say in this pic. Whoever can translate it ^_^
http://oxox.fc2web.com/wj51b.jpg
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-21, 21:34
Matte matte, 80% of my posts are not useless even without these! *pun pun* >_<
^_^;;
I don't know...unlike you who can bastardize any unsuspecting victim, I seem to find motivation only from bastardizing baby Sasuke. What's wrong with me? :(
Absolutely nothing. :D It's all in the name of bastardization and Sasuke fans everywhere who would definitely love to kick your ass.
But don't worry, I'll back you up. :twitch: Heehee, now, can you try a few other characters? Lol, what fun!
this damn thread is still going one. someone should spend the entire day reading it to come up with a top 10 list then close it.
sarcasteak
2004-05-21, 22:32
Naruto and Gaara, both completely spent, lie on the forest ground outside the Hidden Leaf Village...
Gaara: Move...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1055/gaara-twitch.gif
Naruto: I can't...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5871/naruto-sad.gif
Gaara: Get out of my way...GET OUTTA MA WAY!!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4523/gaara-shout1.gif
Naruto: I'm sorry, I can't...it's my responsibility to stall you...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7735/naruto-grunt.gif
Gaara: ...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5392/gaara-gasp.gif
Naruto: ...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5871/naruto-sad.gif
Gaara: THAT UGLY LAZYASS IS GONNA TAP MY SISTA! GET OUTTA MA WAY!!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6006/gaara-shout2.gif
Naruto: I can't...I'm his wing man...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7735/naruto-grunt.gif
Gaara: Why do you do this...for other...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5392/gaara-gasp.gif
Naruto: I have to...besides, I kinda like you too...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5871/naruto-sad.gif
Gaara: ....what?!
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3369/gaara-omg1.gif
Naruto: I mean it...stop checkin' out Sasuka-chan because she has pretty red eyes...my blue Kyuubi eyes are sexy too!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3754/naruto-glare.gif
Gaara: Damn it...my panda eyes are no match...you are right, you are hawt too.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1328/gaara-eye.gif
this damn thread is still going one. someone should spend the entire day reading it to come up with a top 10 list then close it.
They should.They should.
Well, the other posters seem to enjoy this topic. So let them have their fun. I mean, it's good to have a laugh (with all the manga parodies that have been popping up lately etc).
pathyfinder
2004-05-22, 11:36
Naruto as "Wing Man" LOL funny shit!
uhmmm...well if he can turn him self into one of those huge throwing star thingies, why couldn't he turn into a jeep, I mean a fighter jet :heh: :twitch:
I was just wondering if Kiba and Akamura ever shared a plate of speghetti? :love:
Sasuke: *bangs on Naruto's door* "time to train!"
Naruto: "UHm.. I am! - I'm molding Chakra-"
Sasuke: *opens door-drops jaw*
Naruto: "what's wrong, Jiraiya told me to Mold Chakra to make me Stronger!"
Sasuke: *stuttering & drooling* "ah a a -you've been doing this all night?"
Naruto: "I figured I could mold it into anything I wanted to?" "Sensei didn't specify?"
Sasuke: "Naruto, why don't you teach me this one time" :naughty:
Naruto: "Ok, you start by forming the form of the girl of your dreams"
Sasuke: *poof* :naughty:
Naruto: "WTF! I said, GIRL!" :frustrated:
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/tsunadesakura.jpg
Partial credit goes to -ED- for the Sasuka and Sakuke photos :D
As expected from the founder of :bow: Sladism :bow:
However, you seem to have made a pretty obvious typo... You spelled breasts :eek: when it so obviously is spelled brasts as Fasces clearly notified in the earlier pages of the thread :nono:
pathy, hobo, slade and all the other regulars of this thread: this damn thread is still going one. someone should spend the entire day reading it to come up with a top 10 list then close it. :mad:
I would like to add a little parody, but I hadn't any prepared, maybe later :)¨
Edit:
Today on Naruto Hits 1 we will be revealing the "Naruto Intro "Go" Behind the Stage"!
No creepy pictures ahead
Note: It's not really funny :)http://server5.uploadit.org/files/truenh1-unreleasedvideo.jpg
X_Shinigami_X
2004-05-22, 17:21
*kakashi singing* ............EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*saskue* does my butt look big in this?
*sakura* no lee, im still a virgin
*naruto* na i dont want to be a hokage anymore
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-22, 17:55
Naruto and Gaara, both completely spent, lie on the forest ground outside the Hidden Leaf Village...
Gaara: Move...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1055/gaara-twitch.gif
Naruto: I can't...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5871/naruto-sad.gif
Gaara: Get out of my way...GET OUTTA MA WAY!!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4523/gaara-shout1.gif
Naruto: I'm sorry, I can't...it's my responsibility to stall you...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7735/naruto-grunt.gif
Gaara: ...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5392/gaara-gasp.gif
Naruto: ...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5871/naruto-sad.gif
Gaara: THAT UGLY LAZYASS IS GONNA TAP MY SISTA! GET OUTTA MA WAY!!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6006/gaara-shout2.gif
Naruto: I can't...I'm his wing man...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7735/naruto-grunt.gif
Gaara: Why do you do this...for other...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5392/gaara-gasp.gif
Naruto: I have to...besides, I kinda like you too...
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5871/naruto-sad.gif
Gaara: ....what?!
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3369/gaara-omg1.gif
Naruto: I mean it...stop checkin' out Sasuka-chan because she has pretty red eyes...my blue Kyuubi eyes are sexy too!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3754/naruto-glare.gif
Gaara: Damn it...my panda eyes are no match...you are right, you are hawt too.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1328/gaara-eye.gif
hmmmmmmmmm could've been better =p but you've done better ones already.
Kisame - Dude, I quit being your buddy Itachi *uses his Samehada to swallow up his chakra while Itachi's asleep* Think I'll join Naruto and their team an start doing good from now on. Besides just being your teammate is so gross *reveals his trueform as Static Shock's HotStreak* And, don't wait up. Because if you do, I'll burn your ass
Sasuke: :heh: Now that's what I'm talking about.
Naruto: (inner Naruto: hell yeah, rebel against Itachi)
Kisame - Dude, I quit being your buddy Itachi *uses his Samehada to swallow up his chakra while Itachi's asleep* Think I'll join Naruto and their team
... cuz they've got Naru(l?)timate Hero and the 3rd's stock of KY tubes... Besides, sky-patterned-gowns are out. In fact.. I don't want to play with you anymore, Sasuke is so much cooler and can get me chicks!
Itachi: *snore* ... he's into... *snore* ... guys...
Kisame: :eek: All the better to seduce him then :naughty:
Itachi: *snore* ...no seriously... he's into men... *snore*... not sharks...
Kisame: :sad: *runs off to find a Haku-cosplayer*
Shizune: I pitty you Tsunade, you get to be Hokage and I don't get to be crap except to be your servant.
Tsunade: hohoho That's what you get for not studying :heh:
Sakura: Sad, you actually didn't studdy, you :naughty: girl.
In a steamy hot tub in the middle of nowhere:
Kisame: Hmm....coast is clear. No one's looking...
*ahem*
Rubber ducky, you're the one!
You make bathtime so much fun!
Rubber duck you're the...
:eek:
Oh...um....Hello everyone from Akatsuki...oh geez.
Bronwen Stx
2004-05-23, 02:25
In a steamy hot tub in the middle of nowhere:
Kisame: Hmm....coast is clear. No one's looking...
*ahem*
Rubber ducky, you're the one!
You make bathtime so much fun!
Rubber duck you're the...
:eek:
Oh...um....Hello everyone from Akatsuki...oh geez.
Oh I would love to see the transition of Kisame's blue face to red, that be an amazing experience altogether. Mwhahahahaha. I wonder what Itachi is thinking though...
Itach *thoughts*: Kisame-kun - *gasped* you've been cheating on me? With a duck of all sake? :heh: :heh: :heh:
Kisame: *hick ups* Uh, yeah I have *can't walk straight grabs on to Itachi* GAHHH!
Itachi: Gross, get off me you pervert! Go to your shark pals.
pathyfinder
2004-05-24, 13:54
KISAME/SHARKY Itachi I'll see you later, the sun is high and I need a little time to catch some rays! Swim suit season is coming upon us soon :D
Itachi Ah, guess I should join ya, the ladies might mistake me for Oro if I don't get a tan soon. :love: Ladies love a tan! :D
ORO I need some nakama and a sword without snake spit on it :twitch:
Kabuto *jumping up and down with excitment* Yeah! We're off to the mall! :D
Kabuto *jumping up and down with excitment* Yeah! We're off to the mall! :D
Kimimaro: *in bed* You're... going... to the... mall?
Kabuto: Yeah! Yeah! D'you need anything? Anything at all??
Kimimaro: Would you... please... stop at the *cough*... pharmacy... and get me some... ... *cough* ... KY?
:eek: wasn't he supposed to be sick/dying?!
Moon The Cat
2004-05-24, 17:54
*Reading*
*Laughs an hour*
*Goes back to un-funny reality*
You guys keep getting better.
hobobaggins
2004-05-24, 18:01
*Reading*
*Laughs an hour*
*Goes back to un-funny reality*
You guys keep getting better.
yeah... you guys produce material at an alarming...
WAIT! moony posted~!
(i am now officially a lurker so you know)
pathyfinder
2004-05-24, 21:03
:eek: wasn't he supposed to be sick/dying?! Yeah, I'm always kinda confussed by this also :eyespin:
Naruto: *packing* Kunai, stars, ky warming liquid, froggie purse, manga .....
Sakura: *packing* kunai, stars, purse, porn magazine.....
Hinata: *packing* kunai, stars, healing cream, handcuffs....
Kakashi: *packing* kunai, stars, cumy cumy book, whip, sharingan contacts....
Jiraiya: *packing* Kunai, stars, porn, ky, hinata cream.....
*singing* One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right
Ok this gives a entire new meaning when asked if one is "gelling" :naughty: :D
*wait, do we have to toss Hobobaggins-san in a the tub for being "official" now?* perhaps this is what is meant by cuming out of the tub? Or perhaps it means he has a forehead protector like Jiraiya :naughty: :D :heh: LOL Hobo-san :heh:
Our creator has blessed us with his presence :D
*suggestion to Moon The Cat, read the thread again :eek:
double the pleasure and the laughs* :D
I don't know...there's just something so tempting about distorting and tainting the cute innocent Sasuke... :confused:
Edit: For your viewing convenience...
Sakura-chan: Sasuke-kun...yakusoku? (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=210733&postcount=2414) :o
Jiraiya: Ne ne, Sasuke-chan...wanna learn a new jutsu...? (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211093&postcount=2418) :naughty:
Oro: Forget about that silly old fool...let me give you a job to do instead. :love: (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211181&postcount=2422)
Itachi: Do you truly wish to know who killed everyone, Sasuke? Hint: I didn't do it. (http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=211268&postcount=2427) :innocent:Hey, some other stuff, very very nice! :)
Ok I don't have the time to read through 124 pages full with post.
But if this line already come up don't blame me not for reading.
Something Naruto never whould tell Nintale
Naruto: Nintale roll around, sit, pawn good boy!
You know the things you say to your dog. ;)
Nintale: I'm scared.
Naruto: "O no! Not my Greek-homework again..... :sad: I also have English homework for tomorow......"
Ok... ok... ok... yeah so many pages I'll give it a wack.
Ibiki: "Drugs are bad."
Shino: *Ants run inside his body with a napkin* "Eh? Where did my picknic go?"
Gaara: "You have no idea what I'm doing in this ball do ya?!" *grin*
Shikamaru: *snores* "This must be Sakura's bed.... oh well..."
Haku: *singing* "Dude looks like a lady!"
Temari: "Just you wait Gaara... one day I'll blow your sand away."
Kabuto: "Do you trust me?"
Oro: "Of course I do."
Kabuto: "Ok lets do it." *does titanic pose*
Ibiki: "Drugs are bad."
Shino: *Ants run inside his body with a napkin* "Eh? Where did my picknic go?"
Gaara: "You have no idea what I'm doing in this ball do ya?!" *grin*
Shikamaru: *snores* "This must be Sakura's bed.... oh well..."
Hahahahahahaha these are just too funny ahhahahaha :heh: :heh: :heh: specially the Gaara-one :heh:
Naruto: "Sasuke, lets go to the zoo together!!! :) "
Anko Plushy
2004-05-25, 16:57
Naruto- CUT THE CRAP SASUKE! We all know you love Sakura so just FUCKING ADMIT! GOD! That just pisses me off!
Sasuke- O_O;
Sakura- O_O:
...just like my signature
Sasuke- Sakura... I love you
Sakura- NO FUCKING WAY!
Sasuke- *shrugs* you're right there is no fucking way... You wanna know why?
Sakura- *blinks*
Sasuke- For I truly love... TEMARI!
All- WHAT THE HELL
Sasuke- :joke:
All- :dots:
Kakashi: Sakura! Kill Sasuke or I will kill Naruto!
Sakura: :heh: You dumb fuck Kakashi, that would never work!
...
Kakashi: Sasuke! Kill Sakura or I will kill Naruto!
Sakura: :heh: You du-...
Sasuke: ..Naruto! :love:
*Sakura's head falls to the ground*
Sakura *inner Sakura: DIE brats! goes in a rage and kills off Orochimaru and Kabuto single handedly*
Naruto: Heck yeah, now that's my girl
Kisame: Forget Itachi, I'd like to be a part of her team.
Shino:Bug?!Where?!Hand me the bugspray!NOW!!
Ino:Sakura...you know im free tonight.Do you wanna......
Asuma:(*Shaves*)
Kakashi:Hairstylist?No,my hairs natural!^^
Anko's cursed seal theory.
Who knows where Orochimarus' tongue has been on Anko?Maybe the seal got onto Anko by accident...
Since Shino has bugs crawling all over his body.. inside and out.. does that mean he has Crabs... and LICE? Ahhh.. too scary.. maybe that is why he does not speak to many people... doesn't wanna pass on his unwanted problems.
On the other hand, how many people can say their crabs and lice have the potential to attack and harm an enemy :)
Naruto: so er Sasuke...how much are you getting paid for this shit?
Sasuke: what do you mean...paid?
Naruto: you know money.....how the fuck have you been paying for the ramen?
Sasuke: .....actually...that's a fucking good question....*runs away in shame crying*
Sasuke: I'm such a bitch...I'm SUCH A DIRTY BITCH!
Raisenso
2004-05-26, 10:24
Donno if these jokes have been said, but I just didnt have the time to read 7 pages of jokes right now. :D
Shikamaru: OK, lets go team!
Neji: Don´t you ever sneak up on me again!
Hinata: Ohh, just shut up!
Sakura: Super Mega Fireball no Jutsu!
Kakashi: I´m just so scared...
Sasuke: Right gang, let´s have a blast!
Kiba: I love you kittie!
Shikamaru: Cmon, let me treat you to dinner Choji!
Naruto: Lets keep it down guys...
Thing that struck me when watching the anime :thinker:
Gaara *durring the chuunin exams*: Hihi, Sasuke will never find me inside this sandball!
3rd: I give up Oro, for 5 episodes now I have tried to pull your soul out!
Sasuke *when performing Chidori*: Ohh my god, it hurts!
Naruto: As ninja clothings, nothing beats a orange outfit
Haku: It´s called shemale!
Kakashi: What do you mean how do I eat with this mask on?
Donno if these jokes have been said, but I just didnt have the time to read 7 pages of jokes right now. :D
Which 7 pages would that be? # 2, 25, 54, 59, 69 ( :naughty: ), 93 and 123?
oh my god! :eek: the page counter at the top/bottom says this thread has got a lot more than 7 pages
Shikamaru: She's kind of simpleminded, but that can't always be a bad thing...
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/truenh1-thankstemari.JPG
:twitch: Shikamaru has an awkward way of thanking people
...
Naruto: Good thing I never did Shikamaru any favours :uhoh:
Raisenso
2004-05-26, 16:01
[QUOTE=nh1]Which 7 pages would that be? # 2, 25, 54, 59, 69 ( :naughty: ), 93 and 123?[QUOTE]
OMG you are right... :P haha SRY omg how long has this been up!?
Gads, I need to get the heck away from fensler film.com
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Wow great stuff guys! :D Especially you sarcasteak-san! Your posts always make me laugh! :heh: Keep it up! And your avatar! :eek: OMG indeed LOL
I liked how nh1 put the ":eek: :frustrated: :bash:" in his parody. Funny! :heh:
Shika can thank me anytime! :naughty:
Jiraiya saying "I'd TiVo that!" Itachi starts selling TiVos under his robes.
:eyebrow: Riese-san, Mangekyou Porn? *now I can see Itachi running around village turning off all the lights* :naughty:
Sharky: Who wants a body massage? Free salve with every session.
Kurenai: Would that be after the Deep Flesh Shave or before the Swedish Sharingan crucifixion? :thinker:
Pathy-san singing about "gelling" :heh: :bow: Sakura's purse does not belong. She changed into a man remember@! *refer to Slade's post* :bow:
Ok... ok... ok... yeah so many pages I'll give it a wack.
Temari: "Just you wait Gaara... one day I'll blow your sand away."
:eek:
Big welcome to all the new people! :D
This was inspired from the forum Code of Conduct, created by our lovely mods, and its alteration "Follow Code of Conduct or Kick" (aka C.o.C.K.) ingeniously thought up by monir-san himself. :D *tosses towel*
This is not a manga spoiler, but it's kind of long. Sorry! :heh:
Read left to right.
I mean right to left.
Whatever. :D
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7482/coc.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7522/coc2.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/913/coc3.JPG
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/coc4.JPG
cdkobasiuk
2004-05-27, 08:44
Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kakashi and Iruka are in a pub three sheets to the wind.
Jiraiya:* hic*, ya know what would be funny?
Tsunade: no , what would be funny? (Tsudade downs another cup of sake)
Jiraiya: it'd be funny if we ran over to the hidden sound and T.P.'d Oro's place.
Kakashi: *snort* ya that would be funny. It'd be even funnier if we drew some graphitie around town too.
Jiraiya:ha! that would be a good idea, I have a few rude pictures in mind I could draw of Oro and that brat he has following him around. Problem is all the paint and hardware stores are closed now, it's late.
Iruka: *picks his head up off the bar* nottt a problem, We could just borrow Naruto's stash of paint.
Tsunade: *thrusts arm into the air* Gentlemen, we have a mission! It is a class A so I will be incharge of course.
Everybody passes around another flask of sake and downs a few more.
Jiraiya: *hic*, ya know what would be funny?
............................
This is not a manga spoiler, but it's kind of long. Sorry! :heh:
Read left to right.
I mean right to left.
Whatever. :D
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7482/coc.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7522/coc2.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/913/coc3.JPG
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/coc4.JPGYou guys are unbelievable!! :heh: :D
Very nice dude! ;)
sarcasteak
2004-05-27, 09:41
Wow great stuff guys! :D Especially you sarcasteak-san! Your posts always make me laugh! :heh: Keep it up! And your avatar! :eek: OMG indeed LOL
:love: :naughty:
This was inspired from the forum Code of Conduct, created by our lovely mods, and its alteration "Follow Code of Conduct or Kick" (aka C.o.C.K.) ingeniously thought up by monir-san himself. :D *tosses towel*
This is not a manga spoiler, but it's kind of long. Sorry! :heh:
Read left to right.
I mean right to left.
Whatever. :D
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7482/coc.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7522/coc2.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/913/coc3.JPG
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/coc4.JPG
Genius, Kaoru...this oughta get their interest. :heh:
Sladism rocks.
treetrall-sama
2004-05-27, 09:53
Naruto: Hey! Jiraya-Sama :)
Actually, that's what Naruto would say to Jiraiya. Even though he always says Ero Sennin (Pervert Sennin)
Read left to right.
I mean right to left.
Whatever. :D
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7482/coc.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7522/coc2.JPG
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/913/coc3.JPG
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/coc4.JPG
:eek: :eek: :eek:
OMFG!!!
Get a mod to edit it into the C.o.C.K! I don't think I've ever paid so much attention when reading rules!
Absolutely Hilarious Kaoru-Chan :D. I haven't laughed so hard because of a pardoy in a long time :heh: The oro/badger scene was CLASSIC.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
Not a Manga Spoiler but sorta long
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/garaaaaaaaaa2.jpg
:heh: That's a good one, keep up the good work
:eek: :eek: :eek:
OMFG!!!
Get a mod to edit it into the C.o.C.K! I don't think I've ever paid so much attention when reading rules!
Oops, forgot to add :bow:s!
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/garaaaaaaaaa2.jpg
lol! :heh: Too bad for Garrra!
...Oh! And it can also be 10 times as slippery as KY! :eek:
pathyfinder
2004-05-27, 16:30
OMG you are right...... how long has this been up!? well with KY warming liquid & Viagra this thread has been UP for a LONG TIME :naughty:
*well Raisenso asked* :D
:bow: LOL Kaoru "Up with COCK" :D
JOJOS'STAR
2004-05-27, 17:59
Well been a while since I posted here.. Anyway, Sladism eh.. yeah right! :heh: Great work ^^ 9/10 on the ROWACWNST's parody scale.
I miss making those.. I think I'll prepare my comeback so be ready! ^_______^
19 years old Kaoru is (down or up) with cocks.. Damn I sure don't want to miss that :twitch: lol Kaoru you are sooo rude and creative at the same time in you parodies I love it ^^
OMG I'M BACK!!!! I was gonna read all the pages I missed while i was gone but i couldn't wait to post and there's too many of em :twitch: And to all of you who have no clue who i am.... uhhh hi :)
Absolutely Hilarious Kaoru-Chan :D. I haven't laughed so hard because of a pardoy in a long time :heh: The oro/badger scene was CLASSIC.
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
Not a Manga Spoiler but sorta long
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/garaaaaaaaaa2.jpgHow do you guys manage to come up with these things :heh: :heh:
Well, they probably use it through photoshop. Which they edit the words and put their own words so that it will be comedic :D
Don't know if this is already done...I only read a few pages....
In an apartment....
room 103...
Sasuke (watching tv)"wtf???!! Sound of music???
Later....
Sasuke"The Hills are alive with the sound of music!!!(with a dance,fell from he's bed...)
Then suddenly, Gaara opened the door...
Gaara "What the hell are you doing???"
Sasuke "I was...I was...i think ima cry..
Gaara "Stupid idiotic incompetent! Why didn't you tell me you were watching the sound of music??!!!
Then..room 104
HInata (singing a song by Puddle of mud) He f****** hates me!!!
Sakura (singing with Hinata) "Woah YEAAAAHHHH!!!
Well, they probably use it through photoshop. Which they edit the words and put their own words so that it will be comedic :DYeah, i mean how can they come up with "their own words".
Cuz i can't make up/create such "cool" things/sentence/story :(
But as long as you guys are here, it's ok :p
hobobaggins
2004-05-28, 11:08
OMG I'M BACK!!!! I was gonna read all the pages I missed while i was gone but i couldn't wait to post and there's too many of em :twitch: And to all of you who have no clue who i am.... uhhh hi :)
AAAAH!!! sai is back!!!
man.. i have even more to cath up on now after that 3 day hiatus.
kudos to kaoru + slade.
hmm... sarcasteak's avatar.... even though it isnt naruto, it belongs here anyway. :) good to see you are still churning out jokes! :heh: the new KY shipment is almost in. :hmm:
pathyfinder
2004-05-28, 14:30
Tsunade I'm saving baby slugs for this Hobobaggins guy....something about needing them for a manga parody in the WACWNS thread :naughty: :D They make their own lubricant danttebayou :uhoh: How'd you think I keep my boobs so nice and shiny :eek:
hi all! :D
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