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Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-27, 18:36
hey hobo is FFXI worth getting? i need something to spend my new years money on ;p
pathyfinder
2004-01-27, 18:42
hey hobo is FFXI worth getting? i need something to spend my new years money on ;p send check or money order to Pathyfinder :D
hobobaggins
2004-01-27, 21:43
hey hobo is FFXI worth getting? i need something to spend my new years money on ;p
Hahah... really kickass... great game... if you get on the game, go on Valefor and PM hobobaggins (love hobobaggins... it is such a great name, and noone ever takes it)
and yes it is most definatly worth getting... if you are not a "imma do this shit alone" person. it takes team skills to kill things in this game.
ah. and it is not that i am offended... just in need of an appetite... ah well... some ppl prolly dont like my material :heh: keep it coming!
Pathyfinder: you will be holding a check when i get my pictures *evil grin*
Monir: hehe... whee! just woke up... better check "what a character will never say" thred... yawn... time for bed... better check "what a character will never say" thredI will start with my usual "hehe".. Oye Hobo, that does sound like me which is in total contradiction to the purpose of this thread..isn't it?:D hey hobo is FFXI worth getting? i need something to spend my new years money on ;pWorth getting? Oye lst2touchdasky, dont live up to that name. Buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it. If you haven't already. That's final fantasy we are talking about. And if you still have some extra cash left-over; me and Pathy are always willing to carry the burden of those extra cash.:D I will PM you my PO Box number if you require or will set up a Pay Pal account which in effect will save you the cost of stamps.:D:D That will help me upgrade my pc and I will finally able to buy FFXI.:upset: Damn that Hobo, he is already in some unreachable level.Sasuke: hey Neji.. wanna play?
Neji: umm yea I guess
Sasuke: I wanna be the pillow biter!
Neji: Fine.. fine! I'll be the ass bandit.. againlol..best joke of the week that doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth..Sasuke: Isnt it a bit too early for that? Oro-sama :thinker:
Oro: No Sasuke-kun, not that,
Sasuke: Than what is it?hehe..That Sasuke. It is nice to see he is getting accustom to the needs of the great Oro.. And Loki, dont stop with the 3rd installment of that series of yours. Granted the jokes has the calming effect similar to a Math teacher's telling jokes in a class, but that never stopped them telling their next jokes. Why should it stop you? Beside, they are quite amusing.:D:D:D Go Loki, go.Kiba: what is it... ima kill you if its another squirell
akamaru: grrr ruff
Kiba: Omg DAMN BITCH- what are you doing to that beaver!
Lst2touchdaksy: ITS DAMNED ONE NOT BITCH- DAMNED ONE!
Kiba: what the hell are you doing to it?
Lst2touchdasky: im roasting it? beaver taste good ;p
Kiba: really now... share the wealth?
LOL.. LOL.. hehe.. Beaver meat!! How does it taste? I will pass if it tastes like chicken. Why, you ask. I can always eat chicken instead of beavers to get the taste of chicken..heehee. Sakura:
Tsunade if you love your village, please use your justsu or healing on me to make me a great ninja :help:
Tsunade:
Sorry kid even I can't help you there :twitch: *man, this is what happens when the clans DO NOT line breed* :eyespin:hehe..line breed.. Sakura-chan is getting her dues from none other than Tsunade.Scene: naruto goes to australia
Naruto: I feel... disoriented...
Aussie: Its cuz of the time lag mate!
Naruto: but we are in the same time zone...
Aussie: maybe its because you dont have daylight savings mate!
Naruto: no... we do...
Aussie: the what the hell do YOU think is wrong.. what do you feel like mate
Naruto: this feels like when i was standing on the branch and fell backwards so i was upsidedown. (GET IT???)
Aussie: this is our supercomputer...mate
Naruto: haha! is this a Computer? we have much faster computers in japan!! (laughs)
Aussie: err... this is our cattle... mate
Naruto: ha! our beef is hand massaged and fed nothing but the finest grain!
Aussie: right... and now... lets take a look at the outback mate.
Naruto: haha! our snow monkeys are alot bigger than that! (points at snow panda)
Aussie: that be a koala mate.
Naruto: what the hell is that? (points at kangaroo)
Aussie: aint you never seen an australian cicada before?LOL..LOL..LOL..LOL..haha.. nothing less from my humor guru...hehe..
*** ramen night after naruto all-stars game ***
Drunk Kiba: yo hinata, how about helping out a bit next time huh? you're a girl, you suck and you're useless like tits on a bull!
Drunk Neji: lay off my cousin dog face! Sasuke has tits.. AND THEY ARE NOT USELESS!!
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-01-28, 01:24
Naruto: I want to see wut's behind Kakashi's mask!
Naruto: Hey neji look under kakashi's mask for me plz!!
Neji: fine.....*Byakugan*
Neji: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SO HORRIBLE!!!! I THINK IM GOING BLIND!!!!
Naruto: Wut did u see?!?!?
Neji: they're.... they're.... soooo... YELLOW!!!!
Naruto: hmm i always did wonder how Kakashi's brushed his teeth...
Naruto: Now i noe the truth... he dusn't!
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 01:28
Naruto: I want to see wut's behind Kakashi's mask!
Naruto: Hey neji look under kakashi's mask for me plz!!
Neji: fine.....*Byakugan*
Neji: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SO HORRIBLE!!!! I THINK IM GOING BLIND!!!!
Naruto: Wut did u see?!?!?
Neji: they're.... they're.... soooo... YELLOW!!!!
Naruto: hmm i always did wonder how Kakashi's brushed his teeth...
Naruto: Now i noe the truth... he dusn't!
lol... nice~
except that the ramen chick has a yellow tooth fetish.... :twitch:
Dark_Sun
2004-01-28, 02:16
Gaara: i love you
pathyfinder
2004-01-28, 10:54
Kakashi
I brush my teeth, it's just, :sad: no matter what I try, my breath is horrible! :eek: I'm just wearing the mask to protect you from the smell :sad:
Jiraiya
Well if you stop eating the beaver meat it wouldn't stink! :frustrated:
Kakashi
Oh, I'm not eating the "meat" :naughty:
Jiraiya
Shit I knew it :mad: Crap! It's always the quiet ones :twitch:
Kakashi
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to get back to Sakura's tree climbing lessons, I can't be late :eyespin:
Me: I won't check the forum today :nono:
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 11:48
AAAH~ pathy isnt gonna check the forums today!! ... wait... i gotcha... haha! almost had me fooled!
Kakashi: ive always brushed my teeth...
Naruto: what did you use???
Kakashi: ...? a toothbrush?
Naruto: that isnt a toothbrush! that is something to clean your grill with!!!
Kakashi: oh... i just stopped when the tip of my nose started bleeding.
Naruto: :heh:
Kakashi: What do i brush with then???
Naruto: Here *hands him a lollypop* use this... (kekekekeke....)
monir... where are you... :sad: :help:
Last to touch da sky: PM me about FFXI: i can get you some starting items... if you get on the right server...
I got to lvl 23 yesterday! ^_^ Yay...!!!
*ahem*
If anyone here plays on Phoenix, pm me.
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 13:18
I got to lvl 23 yesterday! ^_^ Yay...!!!
*ahem*
If anyone here plays on Phoenix, pm me.
boo! delete your character and come to valefor!!!
did you do the sub quest in selbina or mhaura... i did mine in selbina and got the things in 1 hour... was good.... :)
I am only lvl 20... but lvling in Qufim is INSANE!!!
NOTE: i only play on weekends... and friday night... and whenever my parents are not looking over my shoulder/are away
PS: Ls2touchdasky: you are definatly getting on valefor... not any of the other servers... especially not phoenix :frustrated:
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 13:19
boo! delete your character and come to valefor!!!
did you do the sub quest in selbina or mhaura... i did mine in selbina and got the things in 1 hour... was good.... :)
I am only lvl 20... but lvling in Qufim is INSANE!!!
NOTE: i only play on weekends... and friday night... and whenever my parents are not looking over my shoulder/are away.
PS: Ls2touchdasky: you are definatly getting on valefor... not any of the other servers... especially not phoenix :frustrated:
EDIT: whoops. meant to press edit.
Uh...how about get back on topic before Dranz decides to pull out his "click the close button" finger.
boo! delete your character and come to valefor!!!
did you do the sub quest in selbina or mhaura... i did mine in selbina and got the things in 1 hour... was good.... :)
I am only lvl 20... but lvling in Qufim is INSANE!!!
.. PS: i only play on weekends... and friday night... and whenever my parents are not looking over my shoulder/are away.
No fu***** way!! Phoenix rlz. :)
And yea, I did the quest on selbina as well.... it was easy. A friend of mine lvl 62 helped me. ^_^
And yea... leveling in qufim is insane! Good exp but for a mnk to find a party there.... is kinda hard. Unless you are a whm, parties don't want you much. =\
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 13:23
No fu***** way!! Phoenix rlz. :)
And yea, I did the quest on selbina as well.... it was easy. A friend of mine lvl 62 helped me. ^_^
And yea... leveling in qufim is insane! Good exp but for a mnk to find a party there.... is kinda hard. Unless you are a whm, parties don't want you much. =\
to Dranz: yessir!
Shousha: no way! valefor rules and Windhurst rocks!!!
to Shousha: get on topic dammit!
so got any good stuff about Kakashi's lollypops?
EDIT: no double posting!!! use edit button!!!
Loki_Sama
2004-01-28, 13:46
Uh...how about get back on topic before Dranz decides to pull out his "click the close button" finger.
WoW......looks like Dranz is not really happy today :uhoh:
*** kakashi surfing the web ***
computer: enter a password
kakashi: "penis"
computer: sorry, password not long enough
pathyfinder
2004-01-28, 16:18
*** kakashi surfing the web ***
computer: enter a password
kakashi: "penis"
computer: sorry, password not long enough lol sounds like is more of a true story than just Kakashi's :naughty:
:bow: Dranz HoKage :bow:
(like spoiler tags matters-at all anymore) :twitch:
Naruto Finds Sasuke and pounds nails into his barrel coffin and goes to Oro's house
:confused:
Naruto: "Hey Oro" How much you want for this guy?" :hmm:
ORO: "I'll give you lots of money". :D
Naruto: *oh, this is great! :D I'll get rid of Sasuke, bring back lots of money to Leaf village, buy Hinata that cute little outfit she found on the internet, :naughty: and become HoKage*:love: "OK, he's yours ORO", "Now take his sorry ass out and fill the barrell with gold coins" :innocent:
ORO: "Man this was easy" How would you like to work for me as I'll need a new body every so often you know" :help:
Naruto: "Uh'm I don't like working hard, :eek: see really I'm just trying to get some action :naughty: and get rid of Stupid sorry Sasuke:bash: and get some cash" "perhaps Jiraiya will -I'll give you his cell number as you guys go way back, I'm sure he'll help :eyespin: ".
Meanwhile back at Leaf:
"Really Sakura hasn't anyone told you chicks what the fun part is of being a ninja?!" :confused: *mumbles* "WHY just WHY do you think they have you wear fish nets?" :eyespin: Man these girls really don't know how to party :eyespin: :twitch:
First Lesson: "how to increase levels of estrogen and progesterone" :D
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 16:24
lol sounds like is more of a true story than just Kakashi's :naughty:
:bow: Dranz HoKage :bow:
(like it matters-at all anymore) :twitch:
Naruto Finds Sasuke and pounds nails into his barrel coffin and goes to Oro's house
:confused:
Naruto: "Hey Oro" How much you want for this guy?"
ORO: "I'll give you lots of money".
Naruto: *oh, this is great! I'll get rid of Sasuke, bring back lots of money to Leaf village, buy Hinata that cute little outfit she found on the internet, and become HoKage* "OK, he's yours ORO", "Now take his sorry ass out and fill the barrell with gold coins"
ORO: "Man this was easy" How would you like to work for me as I'll need a new body every so often you know"
Naruto: "Uh'm I don't like working hard, see really I'm just trying to get some action and get rid of Stupid sorry Sasuke and get some cash" "perhaps Jiraiya will -I'll give you his cell number".
haha! pimping jirara...
I liked the password one hunterx that was good. :P
Loki_Sama
2004-01-28, 16:39
lol sounds like is more of a true story than just Kakashi's :naughty:
:bow: Dranz HoKage :bow:
(like it matters-at all anymore) :twitch:
Naruto Finds Sasuke and pounds nails into his barrel coffin and goes to Oro's house
:confused:
Naruto: "Hey Oro" How much you want for this guy?"
ORO: "I'll give you lots of money".
Naruto: *oh, this is great! I'll get rid of Sasuke, bring back lots of money to Leaf village, buy Hinata that cute little outfit she found on the internet, and become HoKage* "OK, he's yours ORO", "Now take his sorry ass out and fill the barrell with gold coins"
ORO: "Man this was easy" How would you like to work for me as I'll need a new body every so often you know"
Naruto: "Uh'm I don't like working hard, see really I'm just trying to get some action and get rid of Stupid sorry Sasuke and get some cash" "perhaps Jiraiya will -I'll give you his cell number".
LOL!!!!!! that was great!!!!!! Looks no one cares for SASUKE ^_^
Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-28, 17:50
Cont. of kiba and lst2
Kiba: wow who knew akamaru would taste so good, that beaver you found too- how much did it cost you?
Lst2touchdasky: cost? :heh:
Kiba:... that wasnt you beaver?
Lst2touchdasky: nope but that was your dog right?
Kiba: Wha!!
Croc hunter: 'ello, you 2 mates 'avent seen mah beaver have ya?
Kiba: umm may be? :heh: :heh: how did your beaver look like and how do you know its your beaver?
Croc hunter: well it looked like a Humoungous brown balls like on of yer pokemon things... and well mates i was driving home when my cawr just got hit by a rhino... You know how it is well my door got busted in ya kno? and well who would ave known the little bugger just ate through my f'ricken wooden cage
Lst2touchdasky: .... :eyebrow:
Kiba: hmm the rat thing isnt much of a discription
Lst2touchdasky: ooo i know you gotta tell how it would taste like!
Croc hunter: al right... thats hard.... well it taste like rattle snake w/ some salad stuffing
Lst2touchdasky::heh: and how does that taste?
Croc hunter: like chicken?
kiba:ooo got it! he went that way *points to chouji*
Croc hunter: Gawd dam it there goes my dinner,
Lst2touchdasky: if you help us ill share w/ you some very good tasting rhino :p
Loki_Sama
2004-01-28, 18:05
huh? :uhoh: :confused:
pathyfinder
2004-01-28, 18:06
3rd Hokage to the 4th Hokage
"'dat Dingo's (Kyuubi) got ya baby" :heh:
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 18:31
Cont. of kiba and lst2
Kiba: wow who knew akamaru would taste so good, that beaver you found too- how much did it cost you?
Lst2touchdasky: cost? :heh:
Kiba:... that wasnt you beaver?
Lst2touchdasky: nope but that was your dog right?
Kiba: Wha!!
Croc hunter: 'ello, you 2 mates 'avent seen mah beaver have ya?
Kiba: umm may be? :heh: :heh: how did your beaver look like and how do you know its your beaver?
Croc hunter: well it looked like a Humoungous brown balls like on of yer pokemon things... and well mates i was driving home when my cawr just got hit by a rhino... You know how it is well my door got busted in ya kno? and well who would ave known the little bugger just ate through my f'ricken wooden cage
Lst2touchdasky: .... :eyebrow:
Kiba: hmm the rat thing isnt much of a discription
Lst2touchdasky: ooo i know you gotta tell how it would taste like!
Croc hunter: al right... thats hard.... well it taste like rattle snake w/ some salad stuffing
Lst2touchdasky::heh: and how does that taste?
Croc hunter: like chicken?
kiba:ooo got it! he went that way *points to chouji*
Croc hunter: Gawd dam it there goes my dinner,
Lst2touchdasky: if you help us ill share w/ you some very good tasting rhino :p
rofl... LS2 you got FFXI yet?
haha... croc hunter as in stever irwin or the croc dundee?
Loki_Sama
2004-01-28, 19:59
YO guys.!!!!!!!! since i havent posted the Chapter 3 (i will tonight) here is a little something to laught like hell!!!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bangbangbang.shtml
P.S.......remember....Do the......BANG BANG BANG!!!!!! :frustrated:
hobobaggins
2004-01-28, 21:43
YO guys.!!!!!!!! since i havent posted the Chapter 3 (i will tonight) here is a little something to laught like hell!!!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bangbangbang.shtml
P.S.......remember....Do the......BANG BANG BANG!!!!!! :frustrated:
I like the "trick a horny friend" one more... that is hilarious.
Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-29, 00:46
rofl... LS2 you got FFXI yet?
haha... croc hunter as in stever irwin or the croc dundee?
yea its the same croc hunter and ill get ffxi soon just havent got the time to go get it
hobobaggins
2004-01-29, 01:00
yea its the same croc hunter and ill get ffxi soon just havent got the time to go get it
hehe.. cant wait for u to get it...
Server trick: keep remaking your character until it gets to the "select handle" window... then press cancel... go back to your character and look on what server he/she is on. remember Valefor!!! :) *so excited*
back on topic
*Sasuke in a car* (yeah... they dont drive cars... but still...)
Police car pulls up behind, lights flashing
Sasuke: o shit! imma gonna outrun them
-later-
Sasuke: okay maybe not...
Policeman: okay, give me a good reason why you were running away, and i will let you off with a warning
Sasuke: *thinks* ... well.. my wife ran off with a police man.... and i thought you were gonna give her back...
Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-29, 01:38
*Sasuke in a car* (yeah... they dont drive cars... but still...)
Police car pulls up behind, lights flashing
Sasuke: o shit! imma gonna outrun them
-later-
Sasuke: okay maybe not...
Policeman: okay, give me a good reason why you were running away, and i will let you off with a warning
Sasuke: *thinks* ... well.. my wife ran off with a police man.... and i thought you were gonna give her back...
OMG ANBU POPO RUN~!!!!
Slade: In this installment of Behind the Scenes, we take a look at the cast of the popular hit "Naruto" and the legacy that follows the name.
*cue Behind the Scenes music*
DOO doo DOOO DOOOOOO DOO doo DOOO DOOOOOOO
Bob: Well, I guess I played the role of "Naruto" because well... that's how I'd get the most money out of the deal.
Slade: The show certainly shows a bright future, what do you hope to accomplish in the next few years?
Bob: That's EASY! I WILL BECOME THE HOKAGE!
Slade: Uhh... you wish to become the strongest ninja... of New Jersery?
Bob: Strongest ninja? What are you talking about? Hokage is Japanese for "Iron Chef"!!
Slade: ........
Bob: What...?
Slade: You don't... actually speak Japanese... do you?
Bob: Hell no, I read my lines from a cue card.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Slade: So Yuki-Chan, how do you feel about playing the role of a man in your latest effort in the show business?
Yuki: Well, playing the role of Sasuke sure is difficult. It takes over 6 hours to put all the make up and padding I need to make myself look like a 15 year old boy.
Slade: Certainly, this must be a huge change for you after playing other popular roles like the main character from La Blue Girl?
Yuki: I mean, I enjoyed my role in La Blue Girl... and I miss the lack of rape scenes in Naruto but I was promised at least a couple by the end of this season by the producers so I have my hopes up.
Slade: Do you have anything to say to all the ladies out there that love your role as Sasuke?
Yuki: I'm Bi... so anything goes :) .
to be continued...
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-01-29, 02:06
Naruto: I WILL ABSOLUTELY KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Sasuke: HA!! like you can!!! I can beat you blindfolded, with one of my hands tied to both of my feet!!!
Naruto: FINE!! we'll just see about that!!!
Naruto: YOU READY!?
Sasuke: Bring it on!!!
Naruto: Rock
Sasuke: Paper
Naruto: Scissors!
Naruto: YES!!! I WON!!!!!!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!!!
Sasuke: DAMNIT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!
Naruto: You know what that means!!!
*next day*
Sasuke: CRAP IM STUCK IN A BARREL ON MY WAY TO OROCHIMARU NOW ALL BECAUSE I LOST TO NARUTO!!!
pathyfinder
2004-01-29, 10:34
Sakura
"I've had it with these fishnets! :frustrated:
I want to leave Leaf village and travel with Xena she's my hero!" :bow: :bow: "OH crap she has long hair, no problem I'll just cut off Neji's hair on our next date !" :eek:
Tsunade
"Sakura, I hear you decided to leave us, well you made a great choice with Xena, girl that chick can PARTY" Where did you think I got the pig from? Interesting and funny story that is.......... " :naughty: :eek: :frustrated: :twitch: :heh: :D
hobobaggins
2004-01-29, 12:05
Sakura
"I've had it with these fishnets! :frustrated:
I want to leave Leaf village and travel with Xena she's my hero!" :bow: :bow: "OH crap she has long hair, no problem I'll just cut off Neji's hair on our next date !" :eek:
Tsunade
"Sakura, I hear you decided to leave us, well you made a great choice with Xena, girl that chick can PARTY" Where did you think I got the pig from? Interesting and funny story that is.......... " :naughty: :eek: :frustrated: :twitch: :heh: :D
rofl! xena has a pig???
pathyfinder
2004-01-29, 12:18
well the pig Tsunade has or her gal pal has - guessing it came from Xena :heh:
NEJI
"Man get a room you two"
MAN & WOMAN
"we are in a room"
NEJI:
"opps, sorry" notes to self "do not practice near village dorms"
....."WAIT A MINUTE" I thought you said you were going to practice all night HINATA :eek:
HINATA
" I didn't say WHAT I was going to practice"
NEJI
"that is why you are week
HINATA:
activates cursed seal
hobobaggins
2004-01-29, 13:37
well the pig Tsunade has or her gal pal has - guessing it came from Xena :heh:
NEJI
"Man get a room you two"
MAN & WOMAN
"we are in a room"
NEJI:
"opps, sorry" notes to self "do not practice near village dorms"
....."WAIT A MINUTE" I thought you said you were going to practice all night HINATA :eek:
HINATA
" I didn't say WHAT I was going to practice"
NEJI
"that is why you are week
HINATA:
activates cursed seal
Neji: hah! that is nothing! ive beaten down one of you idiots i can do it again!
Hinata: *growls*
Neji: wtf? :confused:
Hinata: arf arf
Kiba: she says she gonna kill you.
Neji: ... ... .. yeah :fingers: you!
-time passes-
Neji: too weak.. can barely stand...
...
...
Neji: why the hell are you humping my leg?
pathyfinder
2004-01-29, 16:56
Hinata growling lol LOL :heh: :heh: :heh: are you sure Kiba didn't say "this means she's horney?" :naughty: oh yeah... now I get it..... OWNING ya and horney... same thing to a woman :heh: :bash: sorry couldn't resist!
Sadly, Hinata, Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto die stupidly in an accident of flying carpet.
They meet in front of the Heaven’s doors.
The God of Death, the Keys's Guardian, says to them that if they want to enter in Heaven, he must judge their souls immediately, or they must try to cross the Lake of the Holy Shit.
But the more important their sins were, the more heavier will be their bodies.
Sasuke who doesn’t want that someone check his soul, immediately chooses the Lake.
Sakura doesn’t want to leave Sasuke, Naruto doesn’t want to lose against him and Hinata doesn’t want to leave Naruto, so they all go in front of the Lake of the Holy Shit.
Sakura is the first to pass, she runs and runs, encouraged by the others, but after a third of the way, she’s already inserted into the shit to the knees!
She continues with all her strength and even Sasuke shouts encouragements, enabling her to find within herself the force to reach the shore, the shit covering her to the hip.
When she’s able to, she turn over, all smiling, to see Hinata launching herself on the lake!
Hinata runs as if she flew! She’s so fast that it seems that her feet don’t even touch the shit ! She crosses the lake without any difficulties, bluching to have done better than Sakura who applauds her.
But when both of them turn over, they see the awful truth : Sasuke hasn’t crossed the quarter of the distance and the Holy Shit covers him already to the necks!
He try to swim like hell, with all his strength but he continues to be inserted slowly into the shit, he doesn’t succeed in advancing at all! Soon he will drown!
Sakura, horrified, shouts : Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!! Hold yourself! You can’t fail!! NO!! SASUKE-KUN!!!!
But Sasuke shouts hopelessly and crying of frustration : I CAN’T! I CAN’T!! NARUTO… NARUTO HOLDS ME BY THE LEGS!!!
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Damn I make too long post even for the joke.
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pathyfinder
2004-01-29, 18:35
lol HUNTER... You don't post here much and when you do it's a great one! :heh:
You had me at "flying carpet" you had me at flying carpet :D
hobobaggins
2004-01-29, 23:11
Sadly, Hinata, Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto die stupidly in an accident of flying carpet.
They meet in front of the Heaven’s doors.
The God of Death, the Keys's Guardian, says to them that if they want to enter in Heaven, he must judge their souls immediately, or they must try to cross the Lake of the Holy Shit.
But the more important their sins were, the more heavier will be their bodies.
Sasuke who doesn’t want that someone check his soul, immediately chooses the Lake.
Sakura doesn’t want to leave Sasuke, Naruto doesn’t want to lose against him and Hinata doesn’t want to leave Naruto, so they all go in front of the Lake of the Holy Shit.
Sakura is the first to pass, she runs and runs, encouraged by the others, but after a third of the way, she’s already inserted into the shit to the knees!
She continues with all her strength and even Sasuke shouts encouragements, enabling her to find within herself the force to reach the shore, the shit covering her to the hip.
When she’s able to, she turn over, all smiling, to see Hinata launching herself on the lake!
Hinata runs as if she flew! She’s so fast that it seems that her feet don’t even touch the shit ! She crosses the lake without any difficulties, bluching to have done better than Sakura who applauds her.
But when both of them turn over, they see the awful truth : Sasuke hasn’t crossed the quarter of the distance and the Holy Shit covers him already to the necks!
He try to swim like hell, with all his strength but he continues to be inserted slowly into the shit, he doesn’t succeed in advancing at all! Soon he will drown!
Sakura, horrified, shouts : Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!! Hold yourself! You can’t fail!! NO!! SASUKE-KUN!!!!
But Sasuke shouts hopelessly and crying of frustration : I CAN’T! I CAN’T!! NARUTO… NARUTO HOLDS ME BY THE LEGS!!!
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Damn I make too long post even for the joke.
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LMAOROFL!!!
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that was hilarious. and i loved it mroe cuz it came from you.
pathyfinder
2004-01-30, 09:37
Hinata: I just want "bang, bang, bang"
Gai: You to! eh? :naughty: *both run off behind bushes* :eek:
:bash:... :naughty: ...:bash:... :naughty: ...:bash: ... :naughty:
I should know better than clicking on these links! So, I'm reading the Bible this morning like usual and what song pops into my head??? One guess :eek:
Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-30, 10:12
So, I'm reading the Bible this morning like usual and what song pops into my head??? One guess :eek:
is it called one guess or do i only get one guess?
If you were reading the part about adam and eve, well my guess is that one song that i dont know the title of... it goes like
YOu and me baby aint nothing but mammals- so lets do it like do on the discovery channel
pathyfinder
2004-01-30, 10:23
If you were reading the part about adam and eve,?l well.... actually I was reading Genesis and THAT triggered the "bang, bang, bang" song to let loose...oh bother!
Guess Tsunade isn't going to have any money or time to get her face on the stone mountain:sad: she will have to hire some cheap artist that will show more than just her head!!! :naughty: That's one way to keep Jiraiya in the village. :heh: :heh: :heh:
Jiraiya: I must tear down such a disgrace to the village *runs to moutain to start to destroy Tsunade's image(s) :eek:
hobobaggins
2004-01-30, 11:18
well.... actually I was reading Genesis and THAT triggered the "bang, bang, bang" song to let loose...oh bother!
Guess Tsunade isn't going to have any money or time to get her face on the stone mountain:sad: she will have to hire some cheap artist that will show more than just her head!!! :naughty: That's one way to keep Jiraiya in the village. :heh: :heh: :heh:
Jiraiya: I must tear down such a disgrace to the village *runs to moutain to start to destroy Tsunade's image(s) :eek:
jirara wouldnt do that... he would just keep looking at tsunade when she was modeling for the thing to be carved... just watch. the sculptor accidentally makes one too many hits and her boobs fall off like the sphinx' nose...
what song pops into your head... that has to do with the bible...
Maybe Bible black theme song? or chrono crusade? :sad: inono...
Gai and hinata? :barf:
Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-30, 22:13
I dont remember any songs that go Bang bang bang... is it a new song? i havent dled any music since the riaa went out to get people X.X- but i do remember B2K- Bump Bump Bump. im lost
Uhh hobo......
umm...
The topic here is called What a character would never say"
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diabolistic
2004-01-30, 23:06
Naruto: I'd say i'm about a million times stronger than goku, PLEASE MAKE SOME COMPARISONS IMMEDIATELY!
Kakashi: 0MG, N@RU70 IS G@Y, L0L
phew.. haven't posted in this thread since.. page two o_O
Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-31, 00:53
Uhh hobo......
umm...
The topic here is called What a character would never say"
Please dont try to tell us the "revival" members, mainly hobo *hobo's ranking is guru*- how to post in our own thread... :frustrated:
JOJOS'STAR
2004-01-31, 03:52
Naruto: I'd say i'm about a million times stronger than goku, PLEASE MAKE SOME COMPARISONS IMMEDIATELY!
Kakashi: 0MG, N@RU70 IS G@Y, L0L
phew.. haven't posted in this thread since.. page two o_O
Yeah well anyway I dint get it ... :hmm:
no Naruto vs DBZ or any other comparison threads are alowed here you should know about it by the time.. and if you knew then Naruto is not gay but diffrent :)
pathyfinder
2004-01-31, 11:39
YO guys.!!!!!!!! since i havent posted the Chapter 3 (i will tonight) here is a little something to laught like hell!!!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bangbangbang.shtml
P.S.......remember....Do the......BANG BANG BANG!!!!!! :frustrated:
:topicoff: Man this proves people don't read entire threads :bash:
THE THIRD: perhaps I should of shot Oro with my hand gun
The Fourth: Yeah, and I should of used a AK47 on the Kyuubi! Regrets Regrets won't help you know :eyespin: Stupid "animal shelter" told me he would be just "great" well, no wonder they were happy to see me take him home :frustrated:
hobobaggins
2004-01-31, 12:49
Uhh hobo......
umm...
The topic here is called What a character would never say"
what does that mean exactaklee?
actually the topic here is "The Revival of "What a character would never say" "
what the hell is your point??? :confused:
<---- confoosed.
and JOJOS'STAR: it is funny cuz kakashi said it... and he was making fun of the DBZ vs Goku threads...
PePsI: I dont mind being banned from Animesuki at ALL!!!
Hobobaggins: haha! sucka! go away!
*(where the hell is he???)*
Dranz: haha! lmfao! i just heard this GREAT joke... imma stick it into "what a character would never say!"
Hobobaggins: No! please dont do that! anything but that!
Dranz: fine then. i will leave this thread alone.
Hobobaggins: No! this thread is LAME! close it! I beg of you!
Dranz: since it IS YOU asking... hell no (actually he might say this.... or something to this extent... i dont know... i havent tried his patience... if someone does, tell me....)
Kabuto: instead of using the "flying falling fellating feathers-no jutsu" i should have used nerve gas... damn.
Orochimaru: you have much to learn young grasshopper
Kabuto: shut the fuck up old man!
Orochimaru: you hurt my feelings... :sad: :sad:
Pathyfinder :twitch: :help:
Kabuto: fine... i will use something else then!
Pathyfinder: but arent doctors supposed to have been sworn in under the hippocratic oath?
Kabuto: oh... yeah. forgot.... damn. :mad:
Loki_Sama
2004-01-31, 13:57
well my guess is that one song that i dont know the title of... it goes like
YOu and me baby aint nothing but mammals- so lets do it like do on the discovery channel
That song is called.....The Bad Touch!!!!! by Bloodhound Gang ^_^
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-01-31, 15:03
Jiraiya: USE THE FORCE YOUNG PADAWAN NARUTO!!
Naruto: don't u mean chakra?
Jiraiya: NO THE FORCE!!!!!
The 4th Hokage: Naruto I am Your Father!
Naruto: :twitch: who the hell r u?
This thread has been one of those clean thread that devoids of any hostility, animosity, flame war etc. I am sure I speak for everyone who posts here frequently, please keep it that way.Naruto: I'd say i'm about a million times stronger than goku, PLEASE MAKE SOME COMPARISONS IMMEDIATELY!
Kakashi: 0MG, N@RU70 IS G@Y, L0L
phew.. haven't posted in this thread since.. page two o_OAll those sarcasm and Goku obsession has made Diabolistic a dull boy which falls under the analogy of "all work and no play".:heh: Since this is Diabolistic, we have nothing to worry about. He can always put on his old Sakura make up and go back being the bad-ass-Diabolistic we all used to know.:D And of course, I get to take a peek at the best Sakura cosplayed ever. *dont kill me* well.... actually I was reading Genesis and THAT triggered the "bang, bang, bang" song to let loose...oh bother!lol..Disturbing Pathy..:D:DKabuto: instead of using the "flying falling fellating feathers-no jutsu" i should have used nerve gas... damn.
Orochimaru: you have much to learn young grasshopper
Kabuto: shut the fuck up old man!
Orochimaru: you hurt my feelings... :sad: :sad: No one picks on my humor guru unless one would want to get one's feeling hurt..just like Oro-sama..:D:DSakura, horrified, shouts : Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun!! Hold yourself! You can’t fail!! NO!! SASUKE-KUN!!!!
But Sasuke shouts hopelessly and crying of frustration : I CAN’T! I CAN’T!! NARUTO… NARUTO HOLDS ME BY THE LEGS!!!
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hehe.. I knew it. Lure of immortality is just too much for any mortal. Yes, that is true even for Hunter-san.:D I still believe that one of Hunter's "creation" lies in another thread which is very suitable for this thread. Give me your blessing you grumpy old geezer :D, so I can post and share the glorious words of "What Hunter would never say" to the other immortals of these thread. Croc hunter: 'ello, you 2 mates 'avent seen mah beaver have ya?
Kiba: umm may be? :heh: :heh: how did your beaver look like and how do you know its your beaver?
Croc hunter: well it looked like a Humoungous brown balls like on of yer pokemon things... and well mates i was driving home when my cawr just got hit by a rhino... You know how it is well my door got busted in ya kno? and well who would ave known the little bugger just ate through my f'ricken wooden cage
Lst2touchdasky: .... :eyebrow:LOL..LOL..and I thought nothing can raises Lst2touchdasky's eyebrow..hehe..
And still waiting for Loki's 3rd installment...No pressure Loki..:D
*Sasuke in a car* (yeah... they dont drive cars... but still...)
Police car pulls up behind, lights flashing
Sasuke: o shit! imma gonna outrun them
-later-
Sasuke: okay maybe not...
Policeman: okay, give me a good reason why you were running away, and i will let you off with a warning
Sasuke: *thinks* ... well.. my wife ran off with a police man.... and i thought you were gonna give her back...hehe..This one was just too funny to leave it alone..*cue Behind the Scenes music*
DOO doo DOOO DOOOOOO DOO doo DOOO DOOOOOOO
Bob: Well, I guess I played the role of "Naruto" because well... that's how I'd get the most money out of the deal.
Slade: The show certainly shows a bright future, what do you hope to accomplish in the next few years?
Bob: That's EASY! I WILL BECOME THE HOKAGE!
Slade: Uhh... you wish to become the strongest ninja... of New Jersery?
Bob: Strongest ninja? What are you talking about? Hokage is Japanese for "Iron Chef"!!LOL..LOL..The best show on tv after MXE - Most Xtreme Elimination..
*** ramen night after naruto all-stars game ***
Drunk Kiba: yo hinata, how about helping out a bit next time huh? you're a girl, you suck and you're useless like tits on a bull!
Drunk Neji: lay off my cousin dog face! Sasuke has tits.. AND THEY ARE NOT USELESS!!hehe...Neji and Sasuke, sitting under a tree....k..i..s.. etc..
pathyfinder
2004-01-31, 18:25
:bow: Mr. Monir thx :D *PLUS, imagine how much I disturbed myself with the ill placed timing of that song*
"sasuke Uchicha" a Sr forum Member: Use MORE smilies Pathy!!! :D *refers to thread on 68 discussion Pg 3 Reply #54*
ME: Oh, thank you for that amazing informative reply, i'll never use smilies again :no smile: Plus I LOVE Sasuke in Naruto He is my MAN! So self less and strong. :no smile: .
Oro: And then, this one time at band camp I stuck a flute ....... :twitch: Well, actually this would explain a LOT! :help:
Kabuto: "this beer tastes different"? :naughty:
NARUTO: I'll never use Kage no bushin again (sorry about wrong spelling)
I heard that DRANZ is going to place this thread as a sticky
.....we now continue with the contining SAGA of "Gamabunta and the 4th" thread....already in progress:
well I'm not sure about the RULES or LAWS of a summons are, but IMO it just makes the "thing being summons" to show up. It doesn't mean "IT" will or must listen to the person who summons them.
man no wonder ORO's body is falling apart if he has a f-ing snake in it all the time- that just plain can't be all that good for a person
I wonder if DragonFlame has room for all of US for tea... I have some nice Christmas morning tea left over? It has a bit of a bitter taste to it but I've found a nice slice of fruit mellows it out some. :twitch: And Please be prepared to discuss the following social topics:
1) timing of summons
2) amount of chakra of summons
3) free will of animal (attitude)
*make mine with gin or rum in it*
OH yes, and someone please do ask the nice kind gentleman Hunter to bring his "spoons" I hear they are legendary :D I also deplore that you do also send for Vicious seeing as his Gentlemanly manners are as well known as Hunter's spoons! :bow:
Lst2touchdasky
2004-01-31, 22:28
Naruto:Can you kill the man that bleeds 3 colors
One So light and pure that you dont see it
You know its there because of its warmth that burns your secrets
You like it though
Another So dark that it can be considered a tint of black
You can see this abyss, looking into it is like drinking a cold poisen
You like this too
Every person has two sides but how can this person express them like polars
Is there anything in the middle?
Some thing is there, the emotionless shell that has only simple emotions.
Can you call that the real him?
falling...
Sasuke: What the fuck is taht gibberish :frustrated:
Naruto: its poetry...OMG how long were listing? :twitch:
Sasuke::p
Naruto:... :heh:
Sasuke: any how... you sucked crap. go back to preschool- why the hell were you writing poems any way
Naruto: well kiba wrote one for hinata... so i
Sasuke: OMG Kiba can write poetry now? that bastard is becoming girly every day- how the hell did he get the only true straight guy award: He writes poems, loves puppys, likes makeup, has more then 1 hair style, no father figure and has no male firends! wtf i should have taht award
Naruto: dude you ran off oro and spend 1 month alone w/ a guy who spends long nights w/ iruka- sensi. Any ways i heard that girls love poetry no matter how shitty it is
Sasuke: Hmm... *pretends that he didnt hear the first half*- where did you and kiba learn how to write?
Naruto: i learned from jiyara sensi but taht not smart because jiyara is still a virgin- and kiba... he learned condemned one or something that eats beavers :heh:
Lst2touchdasky:*falls out of a near by tree* doh, i heard that
Sasuke:O sir are you alrighT?
Lst2touchdasky: Dude stay away from me!, i heard the part about you too, and my homophobic meter is going crazy... just stay at least 40 yards away from me..
Sasuke: :upset:
Naruto: ahahaahah, o wait you look familar. arent you they guy who sells meat to ramen stand?
Lst2touchdasky: some times... im a foreigner
Naruto: what was that thing that you brought last time.. it was so good!
Lst2touchdasky: i was that cosmetic boy's dog
Naruto: :hmm: :twitch: :sad:
Lee-pimp
2004-01-31, 23:04
lst2touchdasky: my name does NOT i repeat NOT mean damned one it means i was the one that couldnt figure out how to fly a god damned airplane until everyone else showed me how god you people are SO stupid
all in good humor guys
hobobaggins
2004-02-01, 02:34
Oro: you still love me... right kabuto?
Kabuto:...
Oro: why dont you love me?
Kabuto: i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die...
Oro: is that why you are a masogynist?
Kabuto: ...
Oro: and why you are gay?
:frustrated:
dammit. i made a . joke.
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-02-01, 13:36
Sasuke: I have to take revenge on Itachi!
Naruto: you want to take revenge on a weasel?
Sasuke: NO!! YOU IDIOT.. ITACHI IS MY BROTHER..
Naruto: Your brother is a weasel?
Naruto: man you have one messed up family...
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-01, 14:24
woah itachi means weasal? wow learn something new everyday :p
hey i have proposal- have any of you ever thought about spreading our twisted sense of humor to the other sub anime/forum groups...
Itachi:I loooove my parents and my cute little brother!
Sasuke:I love to wear dresses *twirl*
Sakura:Kakashi-sensei you pervert,marry meeee!
Neji:I'm so sexy LOOK AT ME!!
Haha that was fun :twitch:
hey i have proposal- have any of you ever thought about spreading our twisted sense of humor to the other sub anime/forum groups...
That wouldn't be bad but there really isn't a anime series with enough interesting characters to spoof effectively over and over again...
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and the 3rd Hokage are on an airplane that's going down and there are only 3 parachutes
Sasuke: Sorry guys, I'm an avenger... I have to live on so I can kill that dude for being so much cooler than me.
Sasuke takes a parachute and gets off
Naruto: I'm going to become the Hokage!!! The IRON CHEF!! I can't die here!!!
Naruto takes a parachute clumsily and gets off
3rd: Well Sakura... I'm too old and I'm sure you have a bright future ahead of you... take the last parachute....
Sakura: Don't worry, there's two left. Naruto jumped off with my bookbag.
That wouldn't be bad but there really isn't a anime series with enough interesting characters to spoof effectively over and over again...
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and the 3rd Hokage are on an airplane that's going down and there are only 3 parachutes
Sasuke: Sorry guys, I'm an avenger... I have to live on so I can kill that dude for being so much cooler than me.
Sasuke takes a parachute and gets off
Naruto: I'm going to become the Hokage!!! The IRON CHEF!! I can't die here!!!
Naruto takes a parachute clumsily and gets off
3rd: Well Sakura... I'm too old and I'm sure you have a bright future ahead of you... take the last parachute....
Sakura: Don't worry, there's two left. Naruto jumped off with my bookbag.
LOL :D ..........
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-01, 15:43
That wouldn't be bad but there really isn't a anime series with enough interesting characters to spoof effectively over and over again...
.
How about One piece. unlimited supply of pirates and intresting skills , FMA is also a good one: so much stuff that we could twist with alchemy:)- we couldnt do that kimi show though, its already fucked up enough
How about One piece. unlimited supply of pirates and intresting skills , FMA is also a good one: so much stuff that we could twist with alchemy:)- we couldnt do that kimi show though, its already fucked up enough
humm, I haven't watched One Piece yet, it's on my "2 do" list. I have all of Kimi ga on my hard drive but I heard it's pretty depressing so I might skip it entirely. FMA though... has some really good characters to mess with(Mustangggg). Start one there and I'll be there =P.
Lee-pimp
2004-02-01, 18:24
oro: all you people actually think im MJ in disguise because of the liking little boys and all but dont you relize that im really....JEAN SIMMONS!!!!
think about it the white face the tounge it all adds up cept for the gay part...
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-01, 18:36
humm, I haven't watched One Piece yet, it's on my "2 do" list. I have all of Kimi ga on my hard drive but I heard it's pretty depressing so I might skip it entirely. FMA though... has some really good characters to mess with(Mustangggg). Start one there and I'll be there =P.
Just started the FMA one, ill start one in ONE piece as soon as i get some supporters
hobobaggins
2004-02-01, 23:04
Just started the FMA one, ill start one in ONE piece as soon as i get some supporters
ROFL.... imma post there too then :P i will get some other forum... maybe.
[EDIT]:
Dranz: thank god that is out of my area of responsibility..
Dhehe.. I knew it. Lure of immortality is just too much for any mortal. Yes, that is true even for Hunter-san.:D I still believe that one of Hunter's "creation" lies in another thread which is very suitable for this thread. Give me your blessing you grumpy old geezer :D, so I can post and share the glorious words of "What Hunter would never say" to the other immortals of these thread.
Grumpy old geezer! http://kaosounet.free.fr/gif/eek.gif
Respect your elder, urchin! :p
And yes indeed you have my blessing (for which one thought?), there are nothing to ashamed me in any of my post... Well okey maybe in my old Gai's Balls thread but it disappeared in the limb of the old forum so you can't prove anything :D
pathyfinder
2004-02-02, 12:05
Sasuke:I love to wear dresses *twirl*Neji:I'm so sexy LOOK AT ME! LOL SASUKE: Am I twirling right Haku? :eyespin: And Neji can you show me how you do "that" with your hair? :bow: What do you use for conditioning your hair? :twitch:
SLADE lol An Old joke but a goody "bookbag" :heh: like how you applied it to Naruto. Only problem with the joke is that everyone in it WOULD of said what you wrote :twitch: none the less lol :heh:
Kakashi: I need to buy a watch!
GAI: Have mine, don't want one, hate being so accountable!
3rd to Oro: Oh, thank goodness you got this purple cage up, I was growing so tired of hearing the bitching of my village... would you like some Tea ORO?
ORO: Sure let me get the 1st and 2nd here and Kabuto please bring me the Splenda I'm watching my weight!
*I wanted the "kitten team" to win the superbowl. :sad: The cougar looks like my Daughters two cats*
hobobaggins
2004-02-02, 14:40
*I wanted the "kitten team" to win. :sad: The cougar looks like my Daughters two cats*
what? what kitten team??? :help: :confused:
no! gai's balls is gone? for good> no!... it cant be!
Moon The Cat
2004-02-02, 17:09
The death of Oro (thought by me) (written by me)
Scenario: The battle on the Konohana stadium between the Hokage and Oro.
Oro: Hahaha, I finally got you, Sarutobi sensei.
Sarutobi: You bastard, i always knew you were going to betray me some day. Hey are you crying?
Oro: Fuck off old geezer! *sniff* *sniff*
Sarutobi. HAHA, you are just a little pussy, that's why you can't become Hokage.
Oro: Leave me alone you psyco-monkey-lover.
Sarutobi: Ohhh, the little snake wants to cry...
Oro: *cries out loud* I just wanted to be like the other kids, but with my girly snake body, they all hated me
Sarutobi: (and those pink clothes never helped, you know)
Oro: BUT NOW! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Sarutobi: Hey look out! A big monkey with three heads!
Oro: Where!?
Sarutobi: Take this!
Oro: AAARGHH! why, sensei, I just wanted to bring destreuction to this village.....and some cute boys....
Sarutobi: You will never learn Oro..
PS. I have nothing to do.
Sakura: Don't worry, there's two left. Naruto jumped off with my bookbag.
That's Hilarious!
kimimaro: i'm too old for this s#!t. just let me lie here til I die.
oro: let's play rock-paper-scissors! (it's funny cause he can't use his hands!)
that's all for now....
Lee-pimp
2004-02-02, 18:16
double post propa :nono: bad boy :heh: anyway no nothing coming up...keep it going people and hunter why dont you you know make a "the revival of the gais balls thread" thread
no! gai's balls is gone? for good> no!... it cant be!
and hunter why dont you you know make a "the revival of the gais balls thread" thread
That would be the 3rd times lol, the revival of the revival of the Buy Gai's balls! thread, it's a bit too much :p
Moon : :heh:
The death of Oro (thought by me) (written by me)
Scenario: The battle on the Konohana stadium between the Hokage and Oro.
Oro: Hahaha, I finally got you, Sarutobi sensei.
Sarutobi: You bastard, i always knew you were going to betray me some day. Hey are you crying?
Oro: Fuck off old geezer! *sniff* *sniff*
Sarutobi. HAHA, you are just a little pussy, that's why you can't become Hokage.
Oro: Leave me alone you psyco-monkey-lover.
Sarutobi: Ohhh, the little snake wants to cry...
Oro: *cries out loud* I just wanted to be like the other kids, but with my girly snake body, they all hated me
Sarutobi: (and those pink clothes never helped, you know)
Oro: BUT NOW! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Sarutobi: Hey look out! A big monkey with three heads!
Oro: Where!?
Sarutobi: Take this!
Oro: AAARGHH! why, sensei, I just wanted to bring destreuction to this village.....and some cute boys....
Sarutobi: You will never learn Oro..
PS. I have nothing to do.
LOL
I never really posted here, but I have to say I read this thread, and this post is without a doubt the funniest :D
Moon-san, that's hilarious! Especially the hidden joke of the Monkey Island series ("Look! A three-headed monkey!") LOL
Lee-pimp
2004-02-02, 21:37
its a wonder we finally have vicious posting on this thread ya hear that "revival" regulars vicious finally posted here does this mean that we are accepted now finally acknoledged as a normal thread
oops forgot to add my name in front o that .....:heh:.....
hobobaggins
2004-02-02, 21:44
LOL
I never really posted here, but I have to say I read this thread, and this post is without a doubt the funniest :D
Moon-san, that's hilarious! Especially the hidden joke of the Monkey Island series ("Look! A three-headed monkey!") LOL
Okay: we got hunter AND Vicious posting in this thread... [yeah.. and dranz. oops. forgot about you...] all we need is for Xris or NoSanninWa to post here to make this really mainstream
and: Slade, that was hilarious... i cant believe i missed it.
One night an ANBU was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible substance abuse violations. At closing time, he saw Naruto stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The ANBU was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the ANBU stopped him, read Naruto his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled ANBU demanded to know how that could be. Naruto replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
its a wonder we finally have vicious posting on this thread ya hear that "revival" regulars vicious finally posted here does this mean that we are accepted now finally acknoledged as a normal thread
oops forgot to add my name in front o that .....:heh:.....
LOL
I just hadn't any ideas to make a "what a character would never say"
But I'll make some later ^^
:D
Mr. Bushido
2004-02-02, 21:55
Gaara: Im hungry...
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-02, 22:57
One last Mj thing... lol priceless webcomics- its relation w/ naruto= do you know any body else whos whiter then paper?
http://www.rwwr.com/images/strips/20040120.jpg
hobobaggins
2004-02-03, 00:05
One last Mj thing... lol priceless webcomics- its relation w/ naruto= do you know any body else whos whiter then paper?
http://www.rwwr.com/images/strips/20040120.jpg
Oh wow. i love that.
thought this was good as well http://www.rwwr.com/images/strips/20020417.jpg
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-03, 00:15
wow one of the originals- havent seen that oen in a long long long time
hobobaggins
2004-02-03, 01:07
LOL
I just hadn't any ideas to make a "what a character would never say"
But I'll make some later ^^
:D
yay!!!
... my post count is pathetic compared to yours.
{edit] woah that was spam
Naruto: hmm... there is no shower in my house... wonder why.
Loki_Sama
2004-02-03, 05:44
that ninja looked hella like NINJA GAIDEN!!!! RYU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved that Nintendo Game ^_^
pathyfinder
2004-02-03, 10:11
ORO let's play rock-paper-scissors! (it's funny cause he can't use his hands!) LOL *thankful you explained it* :eyespin:
ANBU surrounded ORO and Kabuto "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP as anything else will be seen as an act of hostility!"
Kabuto "This is going to be sooooo cool" .... :Oro is still in a daze didn't hear: "Oro let's get you some fresh air after this body transfer you need to get some fresh air"
ORO "I don't understand how they got me Kabuto, it's like they were expecting me to come out the door" :eyespin: "I saw you as well, you were relaxed and just stretching, I'm sorry I failed you Kabuto."
Hobobaggins LOL Designated decoy!!!! LOL :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: Uhm Hobo I need you to explain this one for me "Naruto: hmm... there is no shower in my house... wonder why?" I have special needs like Gaara :twitch: :D
Ino, Sakura & Haruko posing as charlie's angels?
That would be fun to see....
Kakashi's Angels! lol
hobobaggins
2004-02-03, 11:37
No shower in his house cuz he goes to the the bath... but not so often that the person at the door recognizes him yet.
hehe.. me check out other what character will never say threads now.
Cop pulls naruto over:
Naruto: I cant reach my license, can you hole my beer?
Naruto: I spilled my can of beer which caused me to discharge my gun, the firing of which caused my back of crack to fall in between the pedals... and that is why i was speeding uncontrollably and weaving back and forth.
pathyfinder
2004-02-03, 15:24
ANBU PULLS OVER A SPEEDING CAR IN LEAF & walks over to driver side window: "License and registration please"
Oh, man this is the third "log" I've pulled over today! :heh: :bash: sorry
hobobaggins
2004-02-03, 16:06
Ino, Sakura & Haruko posing as charlie's angels?
That would be fun to see....
Kakashi's Angels! lol
that is a great idea... i charlie's angels worth watching (should i pursue spoofing this?)
pathyfinder
2004-02-03, 16:44
that is a great idea... i charlie's angels worth watching (should i pursue spoofing this?) Do you mean "IS" it worth watching? The first MOVIE was great the second was cheesy. No more cheesy than watching Sakura.
Lee-pimp
2004-02-03, 18:41
pathy a suggestion for your sig make it two or three lines of smiles the page is really wide because of it...
QUOTE ino sakura and haruko posing as charlies angels QUOTE END whos haruko
Nine Devil
2004-02-03, 18:43
well the unexpected clash from the leaf.
Lee:Im not a pimp im shoe salesman.
Evilbunny
2004-02-03, 18:58
QUOTE ino sakura and haruko posing as charlies angels QUOTE END whos haruko
I'm pretty sure he meant Naruko
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-02-03, 20:02
Tsunade: NARUTO THE ANBU AND I HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED COME OUT WITH
YOUR HANDS UP!
Naruto: YOU SHUR ABOUT THAT?!!? *KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU*
Naruto & Naruto Kage Bunshins: I HAVE YOU SURROUNDED NOW!! :fingers:
Tsunade: :nono: *uses pinky to create a large crack* *All Kage Bunshins fall and die*
Naruto: Crap.... :help: :sad:
Tsunade: OK boys get him!!! *looks around*
Tsunade: HEY WHERE IS EVERYBODY?! *looks down* oops....
hobobaggins
2004-02-03, 21:33
Do you mean "IS" it worth watching? The first MOVIE was great the second was cheesy. No more cheesy than watching Sakura.
mmm... 1st one... did the first one have lucy liu in it?
I'm pretty sure he meant Naruko
*ahem*
I'm a she.
And yeah.... I meant Naruko (which is Naturo in his "girl" form when doing the sexy-no-justu) ^^
hobobaggins
2004-02-04, 11:23
*ahem*
I'm a she.
And yeah.... I meant Naruko (which is Naturo in his "girl" form when doing the sexy-no-justu) ^^
*GASP!* another she!!! pathy isnt alon3! *shock*
Yout know you have been on the ANBU's Domestic duty branch when 2 beers directly translates to .15 BAC
pathyfinder
2004-02-04, 12:48
mmm... 1st one... did the first one have lucy liu in it? Both movie have her in it! I love her action and is worth watching. I love her outfits! So. :cool: Oh, yeah and we "shes" are EVERYWHERE *evil laugh*
Chakra Dog Job Trials Exibition : (like dogs like Kiba's)
Test: To see if they can sniff out chakra levels and evil intent
.......each dog walks past several ninja academy students and most growl at Kakashi who for this test "has evil intent".
.....one dog stops and growls at Hinata and then also Lee on the way back.
Puzzled Kiba asks the dog "why" then stares in shock at Hinata and Lee! :eek: Class is dismissed and Iruka, Kakashi, Kiba and dog remain. After some discussion Kiba and Pup leave the classroom. It is learned that the dog felt the chakra remains of the Kyuubi. Kakashi and Iruka question the students to learn that Hinata had been WITH :naughty: Naruto, but then after lunch had BEEN :naughty: WITH Lee.
Naruto, who is listening at the window then slips & falls seeing as he is still a little low on chakra from having been with Hinata and passes out. He awakens with the dog slurping his face and says well at least your a better kisser!
Lee-pimp
2004-02-04, 15:47
haha good pathy good.... although better thing is that you changed you sig yay pathy anyway oh yeah how do you make your writting smaller ive been wondering how to do that
hobobaggins
2004-02-04, 16:12
haha good pathy good.... although better thing is that you changed you sig yay pathy anyway oh yeah how do you make your writting smaller ive been wondering how to do that
there is a size thing above the Posting window...
or you type [SIZE=1.]i think Lee is dumb[/SIZE.]
without the periods you have to type the stuff in the middle... then delete it :P
orochimaru walks into the doctor's office one day with a strange problem
doc: what seems to be the problem?
oro: doc, i don't know what it is but i just can't swallow
doc: well, stick out your tongue
orochimaru sticks out his tongue and it hits the floor and rolls out into the hall
doc [surprised]: well there's your problem right there!
oro: what?
doc: all that tongue must be blocking your pipes! no wonder you don't have any weight on you!
oro: i'm not talking about eating doctor
doc: :twitch: :help:
okay, is this even funny? i can't tell anymore!
orochimaru walks into the doctor's office one day with a strange problem
doc: what seems to be the problem?
oro: doc, i don't know what it is but i just can't swallow
doc: well, stick out your tongue
orochimaru sticks out his tongue and it hits the floor and rolls out into the hall
doc [surprised]: well there's your problem right there!
oro: what?
doc: all that tongue must be blocking your pipes! no wonder you don't have any weight on you!
oro: i'm not talking about eating doctor
doc: :twitch: :help:
okay, is this even funny? i can't tell anymore!
LOL, what the hell?
Shikamaru : Wow, This is not at all troublesome! I bet nothing is troublesome!
Naruto : (talking with out '___ datte bayo')
Millenia
2004-02-04, 18:20
Shikamaru: Im feeling very energetic today Naruto, how about one on one, ne
Naruto: No way you'll beat me!
pathyfinder
2004-02-04, 18:22
LOL hahahaha I get it! I get it! Oro can't swallow :naughty: Ah crap, just grossed myself out now :eek:
Shika not being bothered!!! He wins the Nobel Peace Prize for his hard work on a collection of works on Shadow binding! :heh:
Naruto not saying "like you know" :heh:
*hubby sees and likes Millenia 's sig :naughty: ...thinks the forum isn't so funny now* :heh:
hobobaggins
2004-02-04, 18:30
Shikamaru: Im feeling very energetic today Naruto, how about one on one, ne
Naruto: No way you'll beat me!
naruto: i am feeling unusaly comatose today. maybe i have an insulin imbalance[in english]
Sakura: holy shit! he can speak english!
Sasuke: what is english?
Sakura: forgot. this isnt earth is it.
Sasuke: so... that means the usual rules dont apply! I can fly i can fly i can fly~~~!!!
Naruto: did u see the Superbowl halftime show?
Sakura: yeah janet was so hot.
Naruto: you are disgusting you *insert bad stuff here*
Sakura: :sad: Waaah! i am going to go home and cry
(actually does)
Naruto: haha! you deserve it you *insert bad stuff here*
naruto: i am feeling unusaly comatose today. maybe i have an insulin imbalance[in english]
ha! that's great! especially if he says it all seriously
doc: in...su...lin?
jiraiya: this oughta fix him! [throws naruto off another cliff]
naruto: oh no, not again!
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-02-04, 19:46
Sakura: Oh my god, Ino, look at her butt
Sakura: It's so big
Ino: She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Sakura: Who understands those rap guys
Ino: They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
Sakura: I mean her butt
Sakura: It's just so big
Sakura: I can't believe it's so round
Sakura: It's just out there
Sakura: I mean, it's gross
Sakura: Look, she's just so ASAIN!
Sasuke: *rapping* I like big butts and I can not lie
Sasuke: You other brothers can't deny
Sasuke: That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
Sasuke: And a round thing in your face
Sasuke: You get sprung
Sakura & Ino: EWW!! SASUKE!! YOU PERV! *SLAP*
Sakura: Damn where's Lee?!
Ino: SHIKAMARU GET UR LAZY ASS OUT HERE!!!
Sakura & Ino: * go running off to find them*
Sasuke: DAMN! Im never going to accept a challenge to rapping from Naruto again!!
Naruto: EEEHEHEHE! YAY! *makes victory sign*
Sasuke slowly comes out of the shadows and confronts Naruto
Sasuke: Alright Naruto... I've attained super speed by training and training all while wearing 10,000 TON boxers!! You can't match my ultra speed!!!
Naruto: Don't lie Sasuke, Orochimaru told me you only wear tighty whiteys.
Sasuke: !!!!! Errrg... well... I have the power of the cursed seal!! And now it's LEVEL 2353243246524423!!!
Naruto: Uh...2...3... damn you!!!... you know I can't count past 9!! That's it! Lets fight!!!
Sasuke: Alright... this fight is lacking something...
Sasuke snaps his fingers and Orochimaru appears from the shadows
Naruto: You wuss, you need your pimp's help to beat me?
Sauke: Who said he was going to help me fight? Oro, hit it!!!
a strong base line starts
Orochimaru: ORO'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU!!! UHH!! HE GONNA GIVE IT YOU!!! X GONN... I MEAN, ORO'S GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU!!!
Sasuke uses his cursed seal and his entire body is covered in black
Sasuke: I GONNA BUST A CAP ON YO ASS!! RATA TA TA TA!!!
Naruto slowly sighs
Naruto: Only in America....
Sasuke: What SUCKA...?
Naruto: Only in America can a small 16 year old japanese kid grow up to be a black homie gangster from Compton.
Sasuke: STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON!!!!!!!
a bit long, but I haven't posted in a while =P
hobobaggins
2004-02-05, 11:29
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
rofl. itty bitty waste... *crying* that was the best part.... *must breathe*
Sasuke: whatcha eating?
Naruto: beagel cream cheeze and lox
Sasuke: What the hell are you? jewish or something?
Naruto: :confused:
Sasuke: haha! loser only jews eat bagels!!!
Naruto: what the hell?
Sasuke: Jew-boy Jew-Boy *cnats*
Naruto: this is a BEAGEL i am trying out CHINESE FOOD
Sasuke: what?
Naruto CHINESE FOOD
Sasuke: ha! you are gay!
Naruto: you cant hear me at all can you
Sasuke: oh yeah! just you try punk! i will always be stronger than you!
Naruto: are you gay?
Sasuke: hell yeah. imma kick your ass now!
Naruto: I think your pee-pee is small
Sasuke: whatever. peace.
Naruto: :confused:
The moral of this story- is that cursed seals lead to hearing loss.
pathyfinder
2004-02-05, 13:46
The moral of this story- is that cursed seals lead to hearing loss. Oh, thought it lead to being stuck on a plate with a rye deli sandwich & some potato chips LOL *he's a pickle get it*
Jiraiya and Gai are working on a new film:
"Slowly cum cuming Pair of Eyes"
Featuring: Gai's Turtle for a nice slow moving hot bed of Love.
Hinata beautiful tell all eyes
and Lee.
Lee uses Gai's Turtle to get around while Hinata nurses him :love: :naughty:
hobobaggins
2004-02-05, 15:11
Oh, thought it lead to being stuck on a plate with a rye deli sandwich & some potato chips LOL *he's a pickle get it*
Jiraiya and Gai are working on a new film:
"Slowly cum cuming Pair of Eyes"
Featuring: Gai's Turtle for a nice slow moving hot bed of Love.
Hinata beautiful tell all eyes
and Lee.
Lee uses Gai's Turtle to get around while Hinata nurses him :love: :naughty:
gags. i dont think anyone should seriously look for naruto for hentai :twitch: try kimi ga nozomu eien.... or Evanglion.... but not naruto.... i mean... none of the "main" female characters have hit puberty yet :uhoh:
gags. ....not naruto.... i mean... none of the "main" female characters have hit puberty yet :uhoh:
hee hee! so true, but people would probably make them just look older
what about azumanga daioh? kagura is pretty hot, but if anyone put in chiyo-chan, they deserve to be ax-murdered!
hobobaggins
2004-02-05, 16:14
hee hee! so true, but people would probably make them just look older
what about azumanga daioh? kagura is pretty hot, but if anyone put in chiyo-chan, they deserve to be ax-murdered!
rofl. a bit off topic....
what a character would never say...
Stone nin "I am weak! please give me money? :sad: dont hurt me..."
:frustrated:
demon brother 1: I'm tired of you! I don't care what that judge says, I'm leaving!
demon brother 2: Nooo! The only reason my girlfriend keeps coming over is because she has the hots for you!
pathyfinder
2004-02-05, 17:10
well see that is why it is something that would never be said! If I picked Tsunade and other older people well, then it could actually happen or be said....so trouble some :sad:
Member of the Anti-Sasuke Syndicate, or A.S.S.
Once a week, we all join together and sharpen our spoons. When we catch him, it's a free for all! I will have sharingan! Well, too bad you guys can't get Hunter on your side seeing as I heard he is quite awesome with a spoon. Crap that guy is already pickled in a jar, just go get him! :heh:
mustache guy scares me.... he looks bigger than Sasuke! :eek:
SHINO : *as an teacher in the preschool academy* Ok, let me take a few minutes to explain todays lesson....Naruto Jr, no you can not make the other guy pea if you use shadow binding and you start to pea..... no no Naruto Jr don't get into a peeing contest with Kiba Jr dog..... WHY did I think this would be so much easier than taking missions. :eyespin: no no Naruto Jr. you can't say the "Kyuubi made you do it" it doesn't work that way. Hinata Jr. don't go knocking your brother unconscience.... I don't care if he said you have Kyuubi breath, you two go to your cages..... :twitch:
hobobaggins
2004-02-05, 23:15
well see that is why it is something that would never be said! If I picked Tsunade and other older people well, then it could actually happen or be said....so trouble some :sad:
Member of the Anti-Sasuke Syndicate, or A.S.S.
Once a week, we all join together and sharpen our spoons. When we catch him, it's a free for all! I will have sharingan! Well, too bad you guys can't get Hunter on your side seeing as I heard he is quite awesome with a spoon. Crap that guy is already pickled in a jar, just go get him! :heh:
mustache guy scares me.... he looks bigger than Sasuke! :eek:
SHINO : *as an teacher in the preschool academy* Ok, let me take a few minutes to explain todays lesson....Naruto Jr, no you can not make the other guy pea if you use shadow binding and you start to pea..... no no Naruto Jr don't get into a peeing contest with Kiba Jr dog..... WHY did I think this would be so much easier than taking missions. :eyespin: no no Naruto Jr. you can't say the "Kyuubi made you do it" it doesn't work that way. Hinata Jr. don't go knocking your brother unconscience.... I don't care if he said you have Kyuubi breath, you two go to your cages..... :twitch:
them spoon people better watch out or i will bust a spork into their asses...
... rofl. shino saying anything more than 1 sentence...
shino wouldnt be doin that... he would freak out all the girls in the class... except ones that play hockey...
Lee-pimp
2004-02-05, 23:24
well see that is why it is something that would never be said! If I picked Tsunade and other older people well, then it could actually happen or be said....so trouble some :sad:
Member of the Anti-Sasuke Syndicate, or A.S.S.
Once a week, we all join together and sharpen our spoons. When we catch him, it's a free for all! I will have sharingan! Well, too bad you guys can't get Hunter on your side seeing as I heard he is quite awesome with a spoon. Crap that guy is already pickled in a jar, just go get him! :heh:
mustache guy scares me.... he looks bigger than Sasuke! :eek:
SHINO : *as an teacher in the preschool academy* Ok, let me take a few minutes to explain todays lesson....Naruto Jr, no you can not make the other guy pea if you use shadow binding and you start to pea..... no no Naruto Jr don't get into a peeing contest with Kiba Jr dog..... WHY did I think this would be so much easier than taking missions. :eyespin: no no Naruto Jr. you can't say the "Kyuubi made you do it" it doesn't work that way. Hinata Jr. don't go knocking your brother unconscience.... I don't care if he said you have Kyuubi breath, you two go to your cages..... :twitch:
shino part was great pathy
pathyfinder
2004-02-06, 09:08
them spoon people better watch out or I will bust a spork into their asses...... rofl. shino saying anything more than 1 sentence...Shino wouldn't be doing that... he would freak out all the girls in the class... except ones that play hockey... LOL love it! simply Love it! :heh:
KYUUBI: PURI PURI! PURI PURI!
ORO: "Tsunade, kiss my boo boo and make it go away" :twitch: *ewww I feel faint*
*found out I need to get Hockey Stick Wax as it keeps the cat fur off * :eyebrow:
hobobaggins
2004-02-06, 11:29
LOL love it! simply Love it! :heh:
KYUUBI: PUNI PUNI! PUNI PUNI!
ORO: "Tsunade, kiss my boo boo and make it go away" :twitch: *ewww I feel faint*
*found out I need to get Hockey Stick Wax as it keeps the cat fur off * :eyebrow:
Hobobaggins: AAAHholy cheeze on rye! ive got a history final in 2 hours!!!!
Pathy: hmm... is that moron talking bout my kids??? *draws spoon*
Of course those would never be said... i am no moron, and i wouldnt be freaking out that it is in 2 hours.... even though i am screwed like a 2x4
pathyfinder
2004-02-06, 13:22
Hunter: Forget spoon, I'm going with SPORK...awhhh "cute little teethie" :D
Forum member Sasuke Uchiha: I'm starting a Pathy Fan Club :love:
Hobobaggins: Screw anime it's cutting into my school studies :nono:
Opps... Hobo edit your quote of mine please.... I spelled PURI wrong.
FEEL THE POWER OR THE PAW PAD! Oh me first ME FIRST .....says Oro, why did I have to get stuck with snakes? I wanted to summons the puppy dogs :sad:
looks at the above posts
Slade: uhh... I don't get it o_O
:hmm:
pathyfinder
2004-02-06, 13:26
honestly have no idea how this happened....man i wish I could delete these.... stupid.... double .... triple posts....big time sorry for this guys
pathyfinder
2004-02-06, 13:28
even though i am screwed like a 2x4 uhm... this quote is just wAYYYYY to easy for me! So, in keeping with the spirit of this post.... I will say nothing regarding this statement * giggles, walks away, 2x4's are hard and woody* Clearly a trap! :D
Hobobaggins: No I don't expect. I just said Please. :D
I was just going to have fun with the "2x4" thing. Even I know they are in construction, as I have helped build many stables /barns. :D
hobobaggins
2004-02-06, 16:00
uhm... this quote is just wAYYYYY to easy for me! So, in keeping with the spirit of this post.... I will say nothing regarding this statement * giggles, walks away, 2x4's are hard and woody* Clearly a trap! :D
... 2x4s are what sets are made of.... and houses... you usually screw things together... so screwed like a 2x4..
you expect me to fix your errors... bleh.
Slade: dont worry, it will come to you.
Moon The Cat
2004-02-06, 18:29
LOL
I never really posted here, but I have to say I read this thread, and this post is without a doubt the funniest :D
Moon-san, that's hilarious! Especially the hidden joke of the Monkey Island series ("Look! A three-headed monkey!") LOL
That joke was actually stolen from one of your posts, believe it or not, i thought it was funny.
hobobaggins
2004-02-06, 21:34
uhm... this quote is just wAYYYYY to easy for me! So, in keeping with the spirit of this post.... I will say nothing regarding this statement * giggles, walks away, 2x4's are hard and woody* Clearly a trap! :D
Hobobaggins: No I don't expect. I just said Please. :D
I was just going to have fun with the "2x4" thing. Even I know they are in construction, as I have helped build many stables /barns. :D
hey! new avatar! wooot!
cool.. *drool*
io need new avatar...
sporks and holy cheese on rye and 2x4's and things that just make me laugh...
heh, what the hell was i doing...?
crap, how do i delete this?
hobobaggins
2004-02-07, 02:52
you cant delete that... but lol. glad u like our thread.
hobobaggins
2004-02-07, 21:01
you cant delete that... but lol. glad u like our thread.
BuMp
Hey there! what happened to pathy?
Naruto on Valentines day
Naruto: sakura channn~ lets go on a date!
Sakura: never! you still havent brought back sasuke kun :sad:
Naruto: yes i have! here is his left leg!
*hands her something wrapped in butcher paper*
Sakura: really? cool...
Naruto: yeah... i got his left arm as well
*hands her another, ominously bleeding package*
Sakura: eww... i dont think i want that...
Naruto: ive brought back his genitals
*hands her an ominously dripping package*
Sakura: eww.. dont want that either
Naruto: how about his right leg?
Sakura: okay...
Kakashi: foot fetishes and necrophilia combine!
Moon The Cat
2004-02-07, 22:10
BuMp
Hey there! what happened to pathy?
Naruto on Valentines day
Naruto: sakura channn~ lets go on a date!
Sakura: never! you still havent brought back sasuke kun :sad:
Naruto: yes i have! here is his left leg!
*hands her something wrapped in butcher paper*
Sakura: really? cool...
Naruto: yeah... i got his left arm as well
*hands her another, ominously bleeding package*
Sakura: eww... i dont think i want that...
Naruto: ive brought back his genitals
*hands her an ominously dripping package*
Sakura: eww.. dont want that either
Naruto: how about his right leg?
Sakura: okay...
Kakashi: foot fetishes and necrophilia combine!
LOL *heartattack*
hobobaggins
2004-02-07, 22:56
LOL *heartattack*
been thinking along the lines of that long moony?
In this edition of Jerry Springer, "I Killed my parents and I'm better off without them"
Jerry: Our first guest is Uchiha Itachi who killed his own parents because well, nobody really knows. So Itachi, why did you kill your parents?
Itachi: They bitch at me when I'm playing counter-strike. Got me killed way too much times... it had to stop.
Jerry: But is that really enough reason to kill the people who gave you life?
Itachi: You don't understand... I was totally gonna knife that guy if they didn't come barging in my room and made me flinch.
Jerry: Well, here we have someone that doesn't appriciate you killing your parents. Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke: Onniiiii-chan... what you did to dad and mom... wasn't cool ya know? But I can forgive and forget you're just... misunderstood... because you're my dear... dear brother after all....
Itachi: ................. ONNNI-CHAN?!?!? DID YOU JUST CALLING ME F$^KING ONNI-CHANNN!? Are you a girl or something!?! I can't believe a pussy like you is my brother!!!!
*Itachi throws Sasuke down and starts steping on him*
Sasuke: AHH!! OW!!! YAMETEEEE!!! ONNIIIII-CHAnNnNN~ Onniiii-CHANNN~~~~!!!
Itachi: DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!
Audience: JERRY!!! JERRRRY!!! JERRRRRRY!!!
Jerry: Well as a closing thought... remember, if you have a brother that killed your parents in cold blood. He isn't misunderstood... he's just a bad ass, motherf$^ker.
hobobaggins
2004-02-08, 00:53
In this edition of Jerry Springer, "I Killed my parents and I'm better off without them"
Jerry: Our first guest is Uchiha Itachi who killed his own parents because well, nobody really knows. So Itachi, why did you kill your parents?
Itachi: They bitch at me when I'm playing counter-strike. Got me killed way too much times... it had to stop.
Jerry: But is that really enough reason to kill the people who gave you life?
Itachi: You don't understand... I was totally gonna knife that guy if they didn't come barging in my room and made me flinch.
Jerry: Well, here we have someone that doesn't appriciate you killing your parents. Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke: Onniiiii-chan... what you did to dad and mom... wasn't cool ya know? But I can forgive and forget you're just... misunderstood... because you're my dear... dear brother after all....
Itachi: ................. ONNNI-CHAN?!?!? DID YOU JUST CALLING ME F$^KING ONNI-CHANNN!? Are you a girl or something!?! I can't believe a pussy like you is my brother!!!!
*Itachi throws Sasuke down and starts steping on him*
Sasuke: AHH!! OW!!! YAMETEEEE!!! ONNIIIII-CHAnNnNN~ Onniiii-CHANNN~~~~!!!
Itachi: DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!
Audience: JERRY!!! JERRRRY!!! JERRRRRRY!!!
Jerry: Well as a closing thought... remember, if you have a brother that killed your parents in cold blood. He isn't misunderstood... he's just a bad ass, motherf$^ker.
the moral of this story is: dont mess with Itach (or ayumi for that matter :))
Silver_shadow
2004-02-08, 02:10
naruto: (in posh britich accent) welcome to inside the actors studio today we have none other than uchiha sasuke with us.
sasuke: (in hindu accent) hello
naruto: now i understand that u have just come back from bombay's bollywood and made a few films. and i also understand that u have moved to bombay permanently
sasuke: no i actually live next door to u
naruto: really but but...
sasuke: really not 5 minutes if i run
naruto: anyways how many films did u make in the 3 mnths u were there?
sasuke: umm.... (counts on fingers) 1...2....3.... 157!
naruto: astonishing! now lets see a clip from your movie bombay lover tell us a bit about it
sasuke: well i am in bombay and... i am a lover
Naruto: to the clip!
(shows sasuke in some native costuem with a turban doing the pyramid dance while bobbing his head and arm side to side)
Naruto: OMG! YOU ARE CRACK AND I AM YOUR WHORE I WANT MORE MORE AND MORE OF YOU! (*smack... drool..*)
Sasuke:well really it was quite easy
Naruto: MORE MORE MORE lets go to your next movie bobay agent please introduce the clip to us
sasuke: wel again i am in bombay and i am a ahaha u thought i was going to say insurance agent didnt you noo i am a secret agent.
Naruto: ROLL THE CLIP!
(pic of sasuke in different clothes with sunglasses again bobbing his head and arms side to side)
Naruto: with that performance i think u have just redefined the universe. i am left breathless
Sasuke: thank you
Naruto: (still panting) tune in next week to see porn queen sakura in her new movie sasuke-kun! thats it im naruto fro inside the actors studio
hobobaggins
2004-02-08, 03:06
naruto: (in posh britich accent) welcome to inside the actors studio today we have none other than uchiha sasuke with us.
sasuke: (in hindu accent) hello
naruto: now i understand that u have just come back from bombay's bollywood and made a few films. and i also understand that u have moved to bombay permanently
sasuke: no i actually live next door to u
naruto: really but but...
sasuke: really not 5 minutes if i run
naruto: anyways how many films did u make in the 3 mnths u were there?
sasuke: umm.... (counts on fingers) 1...2....3.... 157!
naruto: astonishing! now lets see a clip from your movie bombay lover tell us a bit about it
sasuke: well i am in bombay and... i am a lover
Naruto: to the clip!
(shows sasuke in some native costuem with a turban doing the pyramid dance while bobbing his head and arm side to side)
Naruto: OMG! YOU ARE CRACK AND I AM YOUR WHORE I WANT MORE MORE AND MORE OF YOU! (*smack... drool..*)
Sasuke:well really it was quite easy
Naruto: MORE MORE MORE lets go to your next movie bobay agent please introduce the clip to us
sasuke: wel again i am in bombay and i am a ahaha u thought i was going to say insurance agent didnt you noo i am a secret agent.
Naruto: ROLL THE CLIP!
(pic of sasuke in different clothes with sunglasses again bobbing his head and arms side to side)
Naruto: with that performance i think u have just redefined the universe. i am left breathless
Sasuke: thank you
Naruto: (still panting) tune in next week to see porn queen sakura in her new movie sasuke-kun! thats it im naruto fro inside the actors studio
rofl. reminds me of www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
Finally it is sunday. Now I can spend some time in this glorious thread of the immortals.And yes indeed you have my blessing (for which one thought?), there are nothing to ashamed me in any of my post... Well okey maybe in my old Gai's Balls thread but it disappeared in the limb of the old forum so you can't prove anything :Dlol.. Yeah, I wish I could have read that Gai's Ball thread. Anyway, this is two of Hunter's "What Hunter would never say" but actually said. And Yes, I didn't change anything other than cut and paste.:D note: ASS = Anti-Sasuke Syndicate. Hunter = A notorious basher of Anti-Sasukes :p. Introduction is over. Let's commence Hunter's dialogue.
Yeah right, damn Sasuke! I hate him because he said things that I can't remember!
Oh yeah and he's cocky and arrogant!
Like... Well, Naruto, Neji, Shino, Kiba, ... Actually almost everybody in this series lol but no no Sasuke is baaaad he thought he was better than Naruto; this asshole >_< Listen to Monir you all!
Engage in the ASS! They're nice and funny people and they invent plenty of weird reasons to hate a manga's character!
Look!Quote: Originally Posted by I hide his name 'cause I'm a nice guy
thoughts about this full-hour special:
sasuke = gay and cocky, as usual
that's it....that's all I had in mind. There may have been other thoughts but the fact that sasuke had to do his "koi! (come)" shit made me forget all other comments. Itachi needs to kill sasuke one of these days You will say that they're a little strange and bizarre?
Well yeah okay but recognize that it's funny in a way!
So engage in the ASS merry comrade!
I want to laugh more often :DIf you are as dumbfounded as me then you are realizing that Hunter actually is advertising for the cause of ASS. I know our president's reaction (TheGreatYakoshi) still shows in his avatar to this day. hehe.
hobobaggins
2004-02-08, 16:46
Finally it is sunday. Now I can spend some time in this glorious thread of the immortals.lol.. Yeah, I wish I could have read that Gai's Ball thread. Anyway, this is two of Hunter's "What Hunter would never say" but actually said. And Yes, I didn't change anything other than cut and paste.:D note: ASS = Anti-Sasuke Syndicate. Hunter = A notorious basher of Anti-Sasukes :p. Introduction is over. Let's commence Hunter's dialogue.
Yeah right, damn Sasuke! I hate him because he said things that I can't remember!
Oh yeah and he's cocky and arrogant!
Like... Well, Naruto, Neji, Shino, Kiba, ... Actually almost everybody in this series lol but no no Sasuke is baaaad he thought he was better than Naruto; this asshole >_< Listen to Monir you all!
Engage in the ASS! They're nice and funny people and they invent plenty of weird reasons to hate a manga's character!
Look!Quote: Originally Posted by I hide his name 'cause I'm a nice guy
thoughts about this full-hour special:
sasuke = gay and cocky, as usual
that's it....that's all I had in mind. There may have been other thoughts but the fact that sasuke had to do his "koi! (come)" shit made me forget all other comments. Itachi needs to kill sasuke one of these days You will say that they're a little strange and bizarre?
Well yeah okay but recognize that it's funny in a way!
So engage in the ASS merry comrade!
I want to laugh more often :DIf you are as dumbfounded as me then you are realizing that Hunter actually is advertising for the cause of ASS. I know our president's reaction (TheGreatYakoshi) still shows in his avatar to this day. hehe.
rofl rofl rofl. hunter better come here and defend his honor! *still laughing*
haha. had me worried there for a bit.... Cuz i like sasuke :P
:fingers: and no. not as an anime character :naughty:
*wipes off tears* well now.
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-08, 16:51
-some time after the crew hits peuberty-
Sakura: Oi Tenten and neji been in that room for the past 72 hours- Why the hell did tsunade think it was a good idea to DNA splice some of our village ninjas- and of the animals... why Rabbits!?
Sasuke: Man i havent been able to sleep for 3 days... im going crazy! Sakura- even though were together and everything... Can we sleep together at your house? YOu knew that ten ten was a slut before you wanted to move in w/ me and neji. And technically only tenten was spliced rabbit: Neji wanted to be pig-spliced for some reason...
Sakura:I would but ever since your brother came back to town, my mom has been all over him. She gave my room to him and im afraid to sleep on any of those beds *shivers*
Sasuke: dont blame my brother, your mom hot. Each time i see her- the song stacy's mom goes through my head.
Sakura:*Twitch+slaps* dam pervs... Hey Hinata, you know kiba just recently became one of ino Biatches, Damn that pimpette is good- if you dont get Naruto soon your gunna loose him, *inner- o yea ima show ino whos the better pimp!* also you should really get a boyfriend before people start thinking that your queer
Hinata: Dont make fun of me!:sad: if you really want to know i do have a boyfriend! :heh:
Sakura::eyebrow: o really now? WHO
Hinata: Lemme go get him *walks out of the building*
Sakura: sure...
Hinata: I DO have a boyfriend, Isnt that right Arby's glove * looks at left hand*
Arbys glove: "WHEN WILL IT END!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto: Damn... why does each time i feel like theres some one watching me i start hearing wierd noises! Bah its probally just neji and tenten
hobobaggins
2004-02-08, 18:07
gene splicing? doesnt that have to be done when they are in sperm/egg form?
Moon The Cat
2004-02-08, 18:39
(the 4th Hokage decides to make a big anouncement)
"Citizens of Konohana, I have recieved vital information from our ANBU hacker platoon, that the are some kind of mob, making fun of us in what the youngsters call "the internet", I don't know where these guys buy this "internet" thing but one thing is sure....THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF US! Either we are prostitutes, monkeys that are prostitutes, pedophiles, etc..They make fun of our honorabe families like the Hyuga's, the Uchiha's, and the other useless clan's like the shadow-thingy-clan, and those fat pigs that call themselves ninjas.
citizens, we cannot tolerate this outrageous insults to our integrities.
Maybe someday the Hyugaas will go blind, BUT NOT TODAY!
Maybe someday I will die in hands of some snake-pedo-girly-looser guy, BUT NOT toDAY!
Maybe someday Lee will learn a justu.....but.....nevermind..
My point is, we can't tolerate this! I say we declare war to this "Internet thing". I won't live another day knowing that Sakura is being called an useless piece of shit (even though she is), or that kakashi an Gai's secret love-masochist relationship is being revealed to the public.
Citizens: UHH?
(Shit) Anyway, WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR SELF RESPECT)
Citizens: YAY! WHOOOO! IKE IKE!
PEACE!
(The Hokage walks out and slips in monkey poo)
pathyfinder
2004-02-08, 18:48
ORO: Show me the money!
Itachi: You want the TRUTH? You can't handle the truth!
naruto: who asked you anyways...
perhaps i'll think of some better ones while on vacation for a week (away) !
hobobaggins
2004-02-08, 19:52
(the 4th Hokage decides to make a big anouncement)
"Citizens of Konohana, I have recieved vital information from our ANBU hacker platoon, that the are some kind of mob, making fun of us in what the youngsters call "the internet", I don't know where these guys buy this "internet" thing but one thing is sure....THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF US! Either we are prostitutes, monkeys that are prostitutes, pedophiles, etc..They make fun of our honorabe families like the Hyuga's, the Uchiha's, and the other useless clan's like the shadow-thingy-clan, and those fat pigs that call themselves ninjas.
citizens, we cannot tolerate this outrageous insults to our integrities.
Maybe someday the Hyugaas will go blind, BUT NOT TODAY!
Maybe someday I will die in hands of some snake-pedo-girly-looser guy, BUT NOT toDAY!
Maybe someday Lee will learn a justu.....but.....nevermind..
My point is, we can't tolerate this! I say we declare war to this "Internet thing". I won't live another day knowing that Sakura is being called an useless piece of shit (even though she is), or that kakashi an Gai's secret love-masochist relationship is being revealed to the public.
Citizens: UHH?
(Shit) Anyway, WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR SELF RESPECT)
Citizens: YAY! WHOOOO! IKE IKE!
PEACE!
(The Hokage walks out and slips in monkey poo)
someone should translate this thread and send it to kishimoto... he would laugh so hard.
i dont think he has been informed of the MJ/Orochimaru thing yet... although he should be... someone should not inform MJ, or else... something bad will happen
Naruto: BOOOOO
Sasuke: BOOOOO
Kakashi: BOOOOO
Gai:BOOOOOOOO
Hokage(3):BOOOOOO
Konohamaru:BOOO
Sakura: what guys?
Sasuke: shoulda gone for two
Naruto: there it goes
Kakashi: end of the game
Gai: man. that is dissapointing
Konohamaru: man! someone should think once in awhile
Sakura: come on guys... its just the superbowl... did you have money on the game?
Sasuke: hell no! Justin shoulda gone for two!
Sakura: ... thank god i am lesbian.
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-08, 23:10
gene splicing? doesnt that have to be done when they are in sperm/egg form?
Not sure but its an idea :heh:
Pathy:Aish... :frustrated: FINALLY i escaped! Dam lst2 and hobo are persistants! this ist last time i leave pictures of my daughters in my wallet :hmm: where am i?
Anbu-po: YOU there! Have i seen you around this village?!
Pathy:*turns around* excuse me?
Anbu-po: HOKAGE-SAMA! i appoligize! i just didnt recognize you from your behind!
Pathy: What does that sopose to mean? Wait *thinks it over* did you just say you were staring at my ass? WHY YOU...
Anbu-po: PLEASE DONT KILL ME? :uhoh:
Pathy: well can you help me? im lost
Anbu-po:Hokage lost? o well... lemme show you to your house? *does some ninja stuff and dissapears*
Pathy: *runs at ultrasonic speed* DONT YOU DARE RUN FROM ME! IM THE FASTEST LADY ALIVE! *thinks*- wow all that running from... made me pretty fast :heh: -
Anbu-po: HUh? :twitch: well here you are hokage
Pathy: dam im still lost :heh:
Tsunade: Who is this?
Anbu: WHAT 2 TSUNADES?!
Pathy: Wow! its like looking into a prostectic house of mirrors!
Tsunade: :twitch: :twitch:
to be cont.
hobobaggins
2004-02-08, 23:54
i love you Last2touchthesky.
Hobo: mehehehe... me have the pictures!!! I HAVE THE PICTURES!!! ... wait. these are not pictures they are negatives...
Lst2touchdasky: beautiful sunny day is it not?
Hobo: dammit... i wish it were night...
Pathy: dont worry, those were not Pics of my kids
Hobo: ?? then why were they in your wallet?
Pathy: oh. they were from the hilton family- they wanted to destroy the negatives of the OTHER film... the one in a bright room, with a GOOD camera and NOT in green.
Monir: *anguished scream* oh well. back to whatever else i was doing.
Dranz: as a moderat... fuck. enough with this high and mighty stuff... do you have another reel?
Nosanninwa: I am a girl. exploiting people is bad.
Xris: Plz poost here Plz poost here. me see. give me gil give me zeny.
Dragon flame: You give that to me and i will be nice to noobs forever
Hobo: the others were believable. dont like DF.
Since Valentine's day is approaching I'll run a themed humor...
"Dear Naruto
I've admired you ever since that time you kissed Sasuke... to announce your bisexuality so openly in front of such a large crowd... you are so brave. I wish I could lend you my eyes just once so you could see what I can see... you... so brave and so proud... you... so super strong and... so super naked. Please be my Valentine,
Love,
Hyuga Hinata
p.s I have sent you anthrax along with this letter. So if you're reading this now, come to me for an antidote... I'll give it to you on the condition you become my sex slave."
beware of the quiet ones o_o;;;
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-09, 00:06
Since Valentine's day is approaching I'll run a themed humor...
"Dear Naruto
I've admired you ever since that time you kissed Sasuke... to announce your bisexuality so openly in front of such a large crowd... you are so brave. I wish I could lend you my eyes just once so you could see what I can see... you... so brave and so proud... you... so super strong and... so super naked. Please be my Valentine,
Love,
Hyuga Hinata
p.s I have sent you anthrax along with this letter. So if you're reading this now, come to me for an antidote... I'll give it to you on the condition you become my sex slave."
beware of the quiet ones o_o;;;
What a wonderful world :)
More on the Valentines theme
Dear Ino,
Since the day i met you, all i could think about was you! Eating around you was like eating you! These past months have been the happiest moments in my short yet full life... You make my stomach growl! Also i am so happy that you can love my new body! every moment i live- its in hope that i will get to eat you every day! Even if you arent my Valentine you are my holiday chocolate
Bigger just for you
CHouji
P.S. The death by the pepper pill was just a scandel, thank you so much for the pity sex
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 12:58
** gags voilently**
**drowns in vomit**
**heart stops**
**is rescuated by hunter jabbing him in the solar plexus, wondering if he really is dead**
**slaps hunter because hunter revived him**
hunter counters with spoon
**uses deadly "kick in crotch" attack**
Pathy: stop the voilence
Hunter: quiet. or we go after your kids.
Hobobaggins: ooh. kids?
Hunter:... ... ... his brain has been damaged
Hobobaggins: and that is different how?
Hunter: never mind. keep out of it pathy.
Hobobaggins: **draws spork**
Hobobaggins: BE MY VALENTINE HUNTER!
Hunter: i think i will be leaving this thread now.
Hobobaggins: haha! now i am alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Hobobaggins: go away pathy.
Pathy: thanks. i am leaving now.
Hobobaggins: hahahahaa! i am finally alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Fontonios: who is stronger...
Hobobaggins: go away fontonios. naruto would kick your ass anyday.
Hobobaggins: hahahahaa! i am finally alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Dranz: Stop the spam hobo.
Hobobaggins: I not spam
Hobobaggins: spam spam spam
Hobobaggins: after that brief interlude...
Xris: just checking to see if anything bad is happening
Hobobaggins: go away! i want to be alone with Lst2touchdasky
Hobobaggins: hahahahaa! i am finally alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Ls2touchdasky: ... it is friday 15th now. too dab for you
Hobobaggins: looks at watch. NOT IN ALASKA!!!!
In this edition of Jerry Springer, "I Killed my parents and I'm better off without them"
Jerry: Well, here we have someone that doesn't appriciate you killing your parents. Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke: Onniiiii-chan... what you did to dad and mom... wasn't cool ya know? But I can forgive and forget you're just... misunderstood... because you're my dear... dear brother after all....
Itachi: ................. ONNNI-CHAN?!?!? DID YOU JUST CALLING ME F$^KING ONNI-CHANNN!? Are you a girl or something!?! I can't believe a pussy like you is my brother!!!!
*Itachi throws Sasuke down and starts steping on him*
Audience: JERRY!!! JERRRRY!!! JERRRRRRY!!!
Jerry: Well as a closing thought... remember, if you have a brother that killed your parents in cold blood. He isn't misunderstood... he's just a bad ass, motherf$^ker.LOL..LOL..Bow to Slade, a new force to reckon with in this humor thread!!:bow:ORO: "Tsunade, kiss my boo boo and make it go away" :twitch: *ewww I feel faint*hehe.. boo boo .. that gives me a lot of idea..:p.. Love your smiley-sig which is designed to burn the critiques..:DSasuke: I GONNA BUST A CAP ON YO ASS!! RATA TA TA TA!!!
Naruto slowly sighs
Naruto: Only in America....
Sasuke: What SUCKA...?
Naruto: Only in America can a small 16 year old japanese kid grow up to be a black homie gangster from Compton.
Sasuke: STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON!!!!!!!LOL..Another Slade wouldn't hurt since all the other good ones are slacking..hehe..Naruto CHINESE FOOD
Sasuke: ha! you are gay!
Naruto: you cant hear me at all can you
Sasuke: oh yeah! just you try punk! i will always be stronger than you!
Naruto: are you gay?
Sasuke: hell yeah. imma kick your ass now!
Naruto: I think your pee-pee is small
Sasuke: whatever. peace.
Naruto: :confused:
The moral of this story- is that cursed seals lead to hearing loss.LOL..I like this one because of that hidden meaning stated in the "moral"..Member of the Anti-Sasuke Syndicate, or A.S.S.
Once a week, we all join together and sharpen our spoons. When we catch him, it's a free for all! I will have sharingan! Well, too bad you guys can't get Hunter on your side seeing as I heard he is quite awesome with a spoon. Crap that guy is already pickled in a jar, just go get him! :heh:
mustache guy scares me.... he looks bigger than Sasuke! :eek:
SHINO : *as an teacher in the preschool academy* Ok, let me take a few minutes to explain todays lesson....Naruto Jr, no you can not make the other guy pea if you use shadow binding and you start to pea..... no no Naruto Jr don't get into a peeing contest with Kiba Jr dog..... WHY did I think this would be so much easier than taking missions. :eyespin: no no Naruto Jr. you can't say the "Kyuubi made you do it" it doesn't work that way. Hinata Jr. don't go knocking your brother unconscience.... I don't care if he said you have Kyuubi breath, you two go to your cages..... :twitch::D:D:D Pathy was funny that day..!! hehe.. So many potential usage of that shadow bind and that is excluding all the naughty ones..:heh:Scenario: The battle on the Konohana stadium between the Hokage and Oro.
Oro: Hahaha, I finally got you, Sarutobi sensei.
Sarutobi: You bastard, i always knew you were going to betray me some day. Hey are you crying?
Oro: Fuck off old geezer! *sniff* *sniff*
Sarutobi. HAHA, you are just a little pussy, that's why you can't become Hokage.
Oro: Leave me alone you psyco-monkey-lover.
Sarutobi: Ohhh, the little snake wants to cry...
Oro: *cries out loud* I just wanted to be like the other kids, but with my girly snake body, they all hated me
Sarutobi: (and those pink clothes never helped, you know)
Oro: BUT NOW! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Sarutobi: Hey look out! A big monkey with three heads!
Oro: Where!?
Sarutobi: Take this!
Oro: AAARGHH! why, sensei, I just wanted to bring destreuction to this village.....and some cute boys....
Sarutobi: You will never learn Oro..LOL..LOL..LOL.. I guess even moony can be funny sometime..:DSasuke: dont blame my brother, your mom hot. Each time i see her- the song stacy's mom goes through my head.
Sakura:*Twitch+slaps* dam pervs... Hey Hinata, you know kiba just recently became one of ino Biatches, Damn that pimpette is good- if you dont get Naruto soon your gunna loose him, *inner- o yea ima show ino whos the better pimp!* also you should really get a boyfriend before people start thinking that your queerLOL..That song is still my favorite..
edit: hey. fix my quote boy!
fixed it before I saw your post..:p..
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 13:06
LOL..LOL..Bow to Slade, a new force to reckon with in this humor thread!!:bow:hehe.. boo boo .. that gives me a lot of idea..:p.. Love your smiley-sig which is designed to burn the critiques..:DLOL..Another Slade wouldn't hurt since all the other good ones are slacking..hehe..LOL..I like this one because of that hidden meaning stated in the "moral"..:D:D:D Pathy was funny that day..!! hehe.. So many potential usage of that shadow bind and that is excluding all the naughty ones..:heh:LOL..LOL..LOL.. I guess even moony can be funny sometime..:DLOL..That song is still my favorite..
hey. fix my quote boy!
i love hidden meanings :)
hehe. speaking of funny shit:
my recieved reputations
1: narutards thread (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=82775#post82775) "I find that post mildly offensive"
well... i think it was really offensive. i mean really... i just dissed a subber of naruto! come on! that is like a death (by spooning) penalty level offense here!!!
"mildly offensive" my ass.
2: correcting jojo's sig...
3: complimenting dranz... sorta (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=42936#post42936) no comment on this one. i have no idea what it means... but if you read the manga it is pretty funny.
4:Common Japanese sayings (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=3160#post3160) "I think the thread is useless; just by a few phrases you don't gain anything..." what the hell? it aint my thread! dont complain to me!
** i just this whole thing of reputations is BS... i gotta do more reputation things :) whee!
LOL..LOL..Bow to Slade, a new force to reckon with in this humor thread!!:bow:
Please... no applause... Just throw money! :heh:
Valentine's Day part 2:
Dear Itachi,
Ever since the moment you pounded your brother senseless, I've been in love with you. Why should I settle for Sasuke when you're like Sasuke Squared? You're stronger, faster... that cloak and that see through top!!!! I know why you killed your clan members... you were too sexy for your clan... You're toooo sexy for your clan~ too sexy for your clan~ SOOO SEXYYYYYY ITTTTT HURTTTSSS~ I had to cut my hair to save Sasuke before but I'd shave Everything just to please you. Please be my Valentine,
Love, Sakura.
p.s Please kill my parents too, they bother me when I'm playing The Sims.
Yay! My idea for the spoons is catching on! I'm a trendsetter! Now on topic...
Dear Anko,
Ever since you noticed me in the forest of death i've been thinking of you (with the scar you gave me it was hard to forget). That impossibly arranged jacket and those sexy blank eyes make me melt. I remember that you seem to like hurting people. I can take it! Thanks to Kyuubi, I have the highest threshold of pain in the world! I'd love to try out one of your snake charming tricks. Maybe you could teach me and I could use them on you. Or with the Kuchiyose I could summon something with a very long tongue. Whatever you want to do, let me know! We both seem like a perfect match!
Chakra and stamina galore,
Naruto
Dear MJ,
Alright listen bitch. Im tired of everyone getting us confused. I told you that if you REALLY wanted to get the boyz, that you would just have to dress like me.. I WAS HERE FIRST! I leave konoha for a few years and what happens? MJ this MJ that, and then I show up and all of a sudden im a "MJ LOOK-A-LIKE?" FUCK THAT! Oh yea, quit mackin on my little bitches. if you try and hit on Konohamaru or any other of my little pumpkins im gonna show you what a REAL MAN is like!.. hmmm .. actually are you doing anything for Valentines day? Maybe we could settle our differences over soap and showers?
Love
Orochimaru
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 14:44
Yay! My idea for the spoons is catching on! I'm a trendsetter! Now on topic...
... what were you thinking when you said that? hmm.. "i need to get something with which to hold this spoon, the lighter underneath it is making it hot"?something like that no?
i just like the spoon/weapon thing cuz it is hunter's weapon of choice...
my weapon of choice i have just changed from Spork to cheeze grater... i own u all wit that fearsom thing. :hmm:
Nine Devil
2004-02-09, 14:52
Sasuke:My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard , and they are like its better than yours.......
Naruto:What the fuck are you doing?
Sasuke:What?
Naruto:Eeuuuh.Didn't you had a mission?
Sasuke:What mission?
Naruto: :twitch: Killing your brother!? :twitch:
Sasuke:Fuck that wuss!
Naruto:Whaa?
Sasuke:I give up at being a gay avenger!
Naruto: Whaa? :twitch:
Sasuke:Leave me alone im gonna listen Milkshake!
*Sasuke swinging his body singing 'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....
Naruto:*Walks away* Whaa? :upset:
Dear MJ,
Alright listen bitch. Im tired of everyone getting us confused. I told you that if you REALLY wanted to get the boyz, that you would just have to dress like me.. I WAS HERE FIRST! I leave konoha for a few years and what happens? MJ this MJ that, and then I show up and all of a sudden im a "MJ LOOK-A-LIKE?" FUCK THAT! Oh yea, quit mackin on my little bitches. if you try and hit on Konohamaru or any other of my little pumpkins im gonna show you what a REAL MAN is like!.. hmmm .. actually are you doing anything for Valentines day? Maybe we could settle our differences over soap and showers?
Love
Orochimaru
Hahahahaha... Props for entering the dangerous topic field of MJ. I was thinking of doing something along the same line but I was trying to avoid Orochi... I mean, MJ if at all possible... keep the funnies going~ :heh:
** gags voilently**
**drowns in vomit**
**heart stops**
**is rescuated by hunter jabbing him in the solar plexus, wondering if he really is dead**
**slaps hunter because hunter revived him**
hunter counters with spoon
**uses deadly "kick in crotch" attack**
Pathy: stop the voilence
Hunter: quiet. or we go after your kids.
Hobobaggins: ooh. kids?
Hunter:... ... ... his brain has been damaged
Hobobaggins: and that is different how?
Hunter: never mind. keep out of it pathy.
Hobobaggins: **draws spork**
Hobobaggins: BE MY VALENTINE HUNTER!
Hunter: i think i will be leaving this thread now.
Hobobaggins: haha! now i am alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Hobobaggins: go away pathy.
Pathy: thanks. i am leaving now.
Hobobaggins: hahahahaa! i am finally alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Fontonios: who is stronger...
Hobobaggins: go away fontonios. naruto would kick your ass anyday.
Hobobaggins: hahahahaa! i am finally alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Dranz: Stop the spam hobo.
Hobobaggins: I not spam
Hobobaggins: spam spam spam
Hobobaggins: after that brief interlude...
Xris: just checking to see if anything bad is happening
Hobobaggins: go away! i want to be alone with Lst2touchdasky
Hobobaggins: hahahahaa! i am finally alone with Lst2touchdasky!!!
Ls2touchdasky: ... it is friday 15th now. too dab for you
Hobobaggins: looks at watch. NOT IN ALASKA!!!!
hobobaggins you're a real weirdo :heh:
Yay! My idea for the spoons is catching on! I'm a trendsetter!
Wooh impressive! I wonder how you were able to set a trend existing here before that you were even registered and about which you never spoke! Very impressive anyway!
:p
Lee-pimp
2004-02-09, 15:18
... what were you thinking when you said that? hmm.. "i need to get something with which to hold this spoon, the lighter underneath it is making it hot"?something like that no?
i just like the spoon/weapon thing cuz it is hunter's weapon of choice...
my weapon of choice i have just changed from Spork to cheeze grater... i own u all wit that fearsom thing. :hmm:
o but hunter we all know that my weapon of choice, the tootbrush could beat your cheese grater any day with those scary looking bristles.
o but hunter we all know that my weapon of choice, the tootbrush could beat your cheese grater any day with those scary looking bristles.
you guys have nothing on my crock-pot-no-jutsu
(and if somehow you survive, its fry-daddy-no-jutsu for you!)
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 15:59
you guys have nothing on my crock-pot-no-jutsu
(and if somehow you survive, its fry-daddy-no-jutsu for you!)
I will have to upgrade my weapon!!!
to a pad of steel wool! and as my left haded weapon, i shall use the dreaded salt shaker!!!
Ok.. Getting back on topic..
Sakura: You guys SUCK, get out of the way and let me show you how its done.
Sasuke <to itachi> : Look.. I just wanna talk, ok ?
Naruto: WTF is this?? raaa...men?? RAW MAN? YUCK BLECH GROSS WTF!? Maybe ill try this one.. mi...so... hmm MISO HORNEY!
Wooh impressive! I wonder how you were able to set a trend existing here before that you were even registered and about which you never spoke! Very impressive anyway!
:p
well, frankly speaking, i just picked a spoon seeing as how i thought it up! just because i didn't research everyone's catchphrases is no reason to get all touchy!
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 18:32
hobobaggins you're a real weirdo :heh:
rofl... i sorta wanted to bitch u out for claiming spooning rights... when hunter has already laid claim to it... but i was not sure
about me being weird: whatever it takes to get you to post here.
rofl... i sorta wanted to bitch u out for claiming spooning rights... when hunter has already laid claim to it... but i was not sure
All your weapons are insignificant in front of my almighty... SPORK, It's a spoon, it's a fork, it can stab and it can scoop! It's invincible!!!
BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA :heh:
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-09, 19:42
BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY FORM! I carry the weapon of Shinobu Mahera or how ever you spell her name! FEAR MY FRYING PAN! I SIZZLE OFF all of your hands and cook every one of you and feed it to a beaver! and as for my second weapon: a tool used by another legendary character! THE WAFFLE IRON! ((one of superheros who didnt make it on the team in "mystery men)) Fear me above all other kitchen apliances!
Continuing
Tsunade: I dont know who you are but copying my look deserves an asswhoopin
Pathy: Aw go fuck a dog bitch! Your the one who copying me obviously- i look more sophistacated and i probally way more expericenced then you
Tsunade: o really you think your older then me? *undoes spell*
Anbu-po w/ pathy: OMG MY EYES~! HELP ME SOME ONE PLEASE JUST GOUGE OUT MY EYES!
Pathy:... well im going to feel bad fighting a granny but its all good!
Tsunade: who are you calling granny! ARg just bring it
- a short fight scene-
pathy: *puff puff* dam bitch your good
Tsunade: *puff puff* your not bad either..
Pathy:*looks around* wheres my wallet? wheres my purse? wheres the anbu person?
Tsunade: dunno but thats the first anbu i seen w/ a smiley face mask :heh:
-miles away-
Anbu-po: *drops anbu :) mask* hehe... O fuck where did i drop the wallet?! o well *looks inside purse* wow thats alot of condoms
To be cont.
Disclaimer: No actual pathy's were harmed or involved in the making of this script
:bow:We honor you like a goddess Pathy!:bow:
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 19:43
All your weapons are insignificant in front of my almighty... SPORK, It's a spoon, it's a fork, it can stab and it can scoop! It's invincible!!!
BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA :heh:
now u jocking my idea.
hunter had spoon- i countered with spork... but i have found a far more deadly weapon: THE CHEEZE GRATER!!!
and yeah. that idea be mine Fucka!
now u jocking my idea.
hunter had spoon- i countered with spork... but i have found a far more deadly weapon: THE CHEEZE GRATER!!!
and yeah. that idea be mine Fucka!
Well then. There is only one this I can say about that.
FUK!
Need a new weapon of choice...What could possibly beat a spork... AH HAH. Nothing can defeat the CHOP STICKS of DOOOOOM. Chop sticks are the essence of Asian people and if you don't think it's deadly just watch Jet Li in Kiss of the Dragon! Besides, I can totally look cool by catching flies with it. Sucka!!!
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-09, 20:03
my recieved reputations
1: narutards thread (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=82775#post82775) "I find that post mildly offensive"
well... i think it was really offensive. i mean really... i just dissed a subber of naruto! come on! that is like a death (by spooning) penalty level offense here!!!
"mildly offensive" my ass.
2: correcting jojo's sig...
3: complimenting dranz... sorta (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=42936#post42936) no comment on this one. i have no idea what it means... but if you read the manga it is pretty funny.
4:Common Japanese sayings (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=3160#post3160) "I think the thread is useless; just by a few phrases you don't gain anything..." what the hell? it aint my thread! dont complain to me!
** i just this whole thing of reputations is BS... i gotta do more reputation things :) whee!
Who gives this stuff out any way?
I got red mark w/ a "meanie" comment for this-http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=72998#post72998in my opinion it was totally called for ;p
i got a green mark for participating in this tread w/out any comments at all
i got another red mark for because of a vrs thread because i wanted to feel like a newb the comment was "useless thread"- im not going to give you the link
and i got a grey mark for making the "rate that member thread" with the comment "unnessary thread"-http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=6838#post6838 <-- because they locked this thread i stop talking in general chat and moved on to naruto :heh: so cause and effect- thank our calvin and hobbs moderator
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 20:35
Who gives this stuff out any way?
I got red mark w/ a "meanie" comment for this-http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=72998#post72998 -in my opinion it was totally called for ;p
i got a green mark for participating in this tread w/out any comments at all
i got another red mark for because of a vrs thread because i wanted to feel like a newb the comment was "useless thread"- im not going to give you the link
and i got a grey mark for making the "rate that member thread" with the comment "unnessary thread"-http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?p=6838#post6838 <-- because they locked this thread i stop talking in general chat and moved on to naruto :heh: so cause and effect- thank our calvin and hobbs moderator
I dont know how to.. i need to find out... anyone know?
and rofl if i figure out how...
HAH! figured out hoW!
hehe. lets rate dranz :)
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-09, 22:22
Ill be back in a bit
:p must get revenge!
hobobaggins
2004-02-09, 23:11
Ill be back in a bit
:p must get revenge!
I hate this "spread some reputation around before giving it to Lst2touchdasky...
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-10, 00:04
perhaps i'll think of some better ones while on vacation for a week (away) !
WHA?!?! PATHY DITCHED US!
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 01:18
WHA?!?! PATHY DITCHED US!
WHAT? no way! ... she will hear about this when she gets back...
Well then. There is only one this I can say about that.
FUK!
Need a new weapon of choice...What could possibly beat a spork... AH HAH. Nothing can defeat the CHOP STICKS of DOOOOOM. Chop sticks are the essence of Asian people and if you don't think it's deadly just watch Jet Li in Kiss of the Dragon! Besides, I can totally look cool by catching flies with it. Sucka!!!
Just dont tread on my crock-pot-no-jutsu or fry-daddy-no-jutsu, i got those copyrighted ^_^
Is badger and mushrooms good enough for you?
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 11:26
Just dont tread on my crock-pot-no-jutsu or fry-daddy-no-jutsu, i got those copyrighted ^_^
i will be sure not to.
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com whee1!1!1!1!
people at my school have turned it into a chant...
rofl rofl rofl. hunter better come here and defend his honor! *still laughing*
I have nothing to defend here.
Without even speaking of humor and irony, without even speaking of the fact that I really think that much of the Sasuke hater are funny as hell (in a stupid way http://kaosounet.free.fr/gif/tongue.gif).
The simple truth is that advertized for the ASS is useful.
They're easier to locate.
The anti-Sasuke pic in their signatures make perfect targets for me and my spoon http://kaosounet.free.fr/gif/mal.gif
Nine Devil
2004-02-10, 13:35
Hunter:I admire the A.S.S group!
Lee-pimp
2004-02-10, 15:43
the thing is nine devil we all know that deep down hunter loves ASS and would never attack us with his spoon for multiple reasons one being that with my tooth brush i could fend him off long enough for the entire ass to get there and then well i dont know
Here's a little something for all you A.S.S folks.
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/slade/030.gif
Here's a little something for all you A.S.S folks.
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/slade/030.gif
that is the greatest! can i put it in my sig?
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 18:23
that is the greatest! can i put it in my sig?
that is probably going to be the updated ASS pic... sigh....
I have nothing to defend here.
Without even speaking of humor and irony, without even speaking of the fact that I really think that much of the Sasuke hater are funny as hell (in a stupid way http://kaosounet.free.fr/gif/tongue.gif).
The simple truth is that advertized for the ASS is useful.
They're easier to locate.
The anti-Sasuke pic in their signatures make perfect targets for me and my spoon http://kaosounet.free.fr/gif/mal.gif
Besides Hunter they talk more about Sasuke then any other character. I think that they secretly llike him.
;)
Also most of you are getting off topic. I'm beginning to believe this topic has worn out it's welcome...
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 21:09
Also most of you are getting off topic. I'm beginning to believe this topic has worn out it's welcome...
.. no.. not that... no!!! ... *cry*
here. i got some funny stuff.
... but since there is a topic on authors and writing, everybody MUST read this.
http://www.btinternet.com/~jazzygm/rants/fubar/funny/analogies.shtml
"Naruto's Analogies."
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre.
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
They lived in a typical suburban neighbourhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
Evilbunny
2004-02-10, 21:35
Okay, I have been thinking for the last half- hour trying to think of an analogy half as funny as the ones on that site, but related to Naruto. Here r a few rejected ideas.
"Hinata's eyes were as big and grey, as a cement wall which was also big and grey"
"Naruto's face whiskers (that's what those are right?) were as predominant as a chihuaua's whiskers if it had a demon fox in it."
Okay these arn't about Naruto but i wanted to put them in anyway.
"Her boobs heaved like a Freshman in college on 'then cents a beer night"
"My ideas were rejected as cartoons that were rejected.....except with ideas"
I think we just found a new thing to do on this thread
EDIT: thnx hobo
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 21:38
Okay, I have been thinking for the last half- hour trying to think of an analogy half as funny as the ones on that site, but related to Naruto. Here r a few rejected ideas.
"Hinata's eyes were as big and grey, as a cement wall which was also big and grey"
"Naruto's face whiskers (that's what those are right?) were as prodominant as a chawawa's (the little dog, is that how you spell it?) whiskers if it had a demon fox in it."
Okay these arn't about Naruto but i wanted to put them in anyway.
"Her boobs heaved like a Freshman in college on 'then cents a beer night"
"My ideas were rejected as cartoons that were rejected.....except with ideas"
I think we just found a new thing to do on this thread
rofl. nice nice... but it is Predominant... and chihuaua
'ten cents a beer night'
boobs heaving lol...
Naruto: hey, are you okay ramen chef chick?
Ramen chick: one sec i am heaving out my boobs...
rofl rofl.
that is the greatest! can i put it in my sig?
Go for it. Although I currently like the A.S.S symbol as is. I suppose I should post something funny. But I'm not feeling very creative at the moment. But I do like this thread so... here's a certified...
IOU on the count of one, Funny Naruto Related Joke.
and when you get one of these from me, you can take it to the bank for sureeee.
only valid in the planet of mars
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 22:15
Go for it. Although I currently like the A.S.S symbol as is. I suppose I should post something funny. But I'm not feeling very creative at the moment. But I do like this thread so... here's a certified...
IOU on the count of one, Funny Naruto Related Joke.
and when you get one of these from me, you can take it to the bank for sureeee.
only valid in the planet of mars
sucks for you! i happen to know the bank of mars' earth branch!!
rofl...
what do you get when you cross the fanboards of
night shift nurses
bible black
one piece
asian media
and Cosplayers
A: us. :hmm:
Evilbunny
2004-02-10, 22:19
lol. thats funny, except i have never seen "Bible Black." Should I? whats it about?
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 22:24
lol. thats funny, except i have never seen "Bible Black." Should I? whats it about?
hentai. lots of hentai freaks around these parts... and no. not worth watching... (havent watched it, so you know)
(who knows, you might like it...)
we need new permanent members of this thread!!! evilbunny, will you join us!
*strikes noble pose**light shines in background*
Shadow_Skill
2004-02-10, 22:42
Pakkun: My paws aren't special, just let me carry on humping kakashi leg
Evilbunny
2004-02-10, 22:46
hentai. lots of hentai freaks around these parts... and no. not worth watching... (havent watched it, so you know)
(who knows, you might like it...)
we need new permanent members of this thread!!! evilbunny, will you join us!
*strikes noble pose**light shines in background*
I Accept!
I, Evilbunny, do solemnly swear to uphold my position as a regular in the funniest thread on the Naruto forum. By doing this I swear to post any thought that is naruto related if it is funny, that just happened to enter my head. No matter how drugged- up i may be, no matter how stupid, strange, off- topic, or midspelled the thought is, i will post it. I also swear to respect my fellow members, by quoting them on a regular basis, and using them in jokes in often sexualy suggestive ways.
:D :D
hobobaggins
2004-02-10, 23:04
I Accept!
I, Evilbunny, do solemnly swear to uphold my position as a regular in the funniest thread on the Naruto forum. By doing this I swear to post any thought that is naruto related if it is funny, that just happened to enter my head. No matter how drugged- up i may be, no matter how stupid, strange, off- topic, or midspelled the thought is, i will post it. I also swear to respect my fellow members, by quoting them on a regular basis, and using them in jokes in often sexualy suggestive ways.
:D :D
you have the jargon down cold
** future: Naruto owns a huge anti-acid corporation**
konohamaru: boss boss! i found the perfect way to expand out empire!!!
Naruto: what how?
Konohamaru: we make it illegal to have less than 5 wives!
... pretty bad... but it could be good.. i need to think of a way to introuduce it.. any suggestions?
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-11, 00:39
Hmm cant be good if dranz thinking that were losing it :sad: well heres my bit for the day
At the thirds funeral
Lst2: DAM what a waste of a good hat
konohamaru:Omg! you evil Sob! My grandpa is dead and all you care about is the hat?
Lst2:*nods and drools* Must have red rice worker hat!
Iruka: Dam you, cant you see the kid is in pain?! you heartless fiend!
Lst2: :twitch:your telling me this? a phedo... argH to lazy to think of the rest of the word?
Iruka: *crys and runs off to his academy*
Pathy:Man did you really need to upset the characters at the time like this?
Lst2: Why not?
Hobo: YES! i just got his fore head protecter and his wallet! *checks* OMG THERESE PATHYS DAUGHTERS!
Lst2: WhA! how come this old man gets the pictures and we dont?!
Pathy: well... umm... will you shut up if i get you the hat?
Slade: yes what a wonderful hat!
Lst2: NUUUUUUUUU
Monir: DAM you all! just stfu for a sec! im try to check out sakura's mom! dam she's hot! *hums stacy's mom*
Village: :twitch:
hobobaggins
2004-02-11, 00:48
Have i mentioned i love you last 2 touch the sky?
and of course i would never say that. i would never steal a dead man's head protector and wallet. what the hell can i use a head protector for?
maybe i give it to sakura. she could use an extra one.
Villagers: damn there goes all hope for a dignified funeral...
Lst2touchdasky: what is wrong with crossplaying
Hobo: well there... *gags violently, spazms, dies*
Lst2touchdasky: err.. what? *see's hot chick standing next to sakura* oooh.... sakura's mom*drools*
Monir: you retard. sakura's mom is over here. you are looking at her dad.
Lst2touchdasky :hmm: :help: :twitch:
Naruto: I would be sad... but now i am 4427th in line for the hokage title!!!
Lst2touchdasky: that doesnt mean much. i am 3406th.
Hobobaggins: and i 1304.
Monir: and i 4426
pathy: and i 2nd.
Hobo: so... that means your kids are 3rd/4th right?
*rubs hands together, and leaves.... scheming...*
thats it for today.
Only highlight if your not easily offended, but anyway funny stuff!
Sakura:
(N....Naruto..kun... please...stop...im....ahh....ahh...coming..)
Sasuke
(N....Naruto..kun... please...stop...im....ahh....ahh...coming..)
LOL =P
Loki_Sama
2004-02-11, 03:29
Only highlight if your not easily offended, but anyway funny stuff!
Sakura:
(N....Naruto..kun... please...stop...im....ahh....ahh...coming..)
Sasuke
(N....Naruto..kun... please...stop...im....ahh....ahh...coming..)
LOL =P
Saiha:
N.....Naruto......Yamete!!! YAMETE KURASAI!!!!!! ITAI!!! ORE NO OSHIRI!!!! ITAI!!! DAME!!!!!!!! :nono:
Ha....Ha...Funny? :twitch:
asordidtale
2004-02-11, 11:27
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon11.gif Gai-Sensei: I'm sick of this shiny bowl cut, I think I'm going to grow a mullet.
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Rock-Lee: In that case, I think I need a new sensei...
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Sasuke: Will you be my sensei, Gai-san? I like mullets.
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
o but hunter we all know that my weapon of choice, the tootbrush could beat your cheese grater any day with those scary looking bristles.
I will have to upgrade my weapon!!!
to a pad of steel wool! and as my left haded weapon, i shall use the dreaded salt shaker!!!
you guys have nothing on my crock-pot-no-jutsu
(and if somehow you survive, its fry-daddy-no-jutsu for you!)
All of you just ignore the true terror of the Supun no jutsu.
To add some teeth to a lethal weapon as the spoon reassures only the weaks.
And i'm not impressed much by your other pitiful tools.
The true SpoonMasters can't care less about that.
So I have only one thing to say to all of you.
Come!
http://kaosounet.free.fr/Naruto/spoon.jpg
:D
All of you just ignore the true terror of the Supun no jutsu.
To add some teeth to a lethal weapon as the spoon reassures only the weaks.
And i'm not impressed much by your other pitiful tools.
The true SpoonMasters can't care less about that.
So I have only one thing to say to all of you.
Come!
:D
Humm.. that is rather intimidating indeed... there is only one thing that can stop such a formidable spoon. One small A.S.S. member surely does not have the power to stop you but... they have a secret weapon even you cannot stop...
ALL THE A.S.S. MEMBERS COMBINED... THEY FORM... CAPTAIN ASS!!!
CAPTAIN ASS!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!! CAPTAIN ASS FART ATTACK!!
*watches Hunter lean over and vomit* hahahaha...
You are no match for the power of methane!!!!! and by some reason if that doesn't work...
*throws hobo and lst2 to you*
TACTICAL RETREAT!!!
Some of you are getting the idea that NOT patying attention to me is a good thing. So because of this I'm going to close this thread because of the conversation and rpg battling going on constantly in here. I'll reopen the thread soon in a day or so after I feel people will have cooled off. And I don't want to see any private messages in my inbox begging me to reopen the thread right away because then I'll keep it closed even longer. Maybe forever.
I let you guys get away with it plenty of times in this thread so don't think I'm being unconsiderate.
I think this has been enough time. I hope this time everyone will behave themselves and start talking on topic.
Now I officially delcare the Revival of the Revival of "what a Character would never say" thread
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-13, 01:06
Yay~! my comrades! our territory is back! for celebration i must write something good! or hopefully good...or alteast have dranz in it
OO got something
Lst2: today is the day i either get a hat or become a ninja!
Hobo:Oi screw ninjas! i wanna be a samurai!
Lst2: o yes samurais! how fun... but where do you go for that?
Pathy: Not sure. hollywood?
Hobo: DOh! i dont even know where we are! how the hell are we going to get to hollywood!
Slade: we can be come procetutes and sell next to the ramen stand, then we can buy a first class ticket out of here!
Lst2: QUIET HAT THEIF! i must become hokage for a hat now!
Hobo: so that that mean we all have to become ninjas?
Lst2: of course, i head the new teacher teaches sexy no jutsu
Pathy: why do you need a ninja academy for that? i can teach you it!
Hobo: SENSI! i will be your greatest disciple and follow you around for the rest of my life! there wont be a moment that you look around and see me stalking either you or your daughters!
Lst2: Dam does this mean i have to pay for ninja school stuff my self?
*goes off and sells slade as a rare hair-less ape*
Dranz: Wow thats alot of money! but are you kinda big to become ninjas?
lst2: i dont care *sits down*
Dranz: please dont sit on the students
Lst2: Students? you mean these moving chairs? wait, are you sure they're chairs? cause when i sat down i thought a heard something snap and do little kids do that?
Dranz: MY KIDS! wait thats what got iruka sensi fired... *pretends that they dont exist*
ah, it's good to be back. Well, hobo cashed in that IOU in the bank of mars(the resourceful bastard) so here goes...
The truth behind how the 4th sealed Kyuubi inside Naruto
4th: Good day mates! We're here today to move this rare demon specimen into a little baby!!
4th: This is a really bad idea! There is absolutely NO REASON we should be doing this!!! So lets get to it!!
4th: First! We're going to lure the beauty with some bait! It's a fact Nine Tail Demon monsters from hell loveee fish but I couldn't get any so we'll use people! We'll use the baby's parents instead!
Naruto's father and mother: Uh... I don't think that's such a good idea...
4th: Of course it's not! So lets do it!
*4th throws the parents at nine tails and nine tails gladly starts chewing on them*
Naruto's father and mother: AHHHHHHhhhHhHHHH!! ARRRRGGG!!!!
4th: As you can tell, that's really really painful! Now to capture the beauty and put it in the baby!!
*4th takes out a pokeball and throws it at ninetails*
4th: *sings*gotta catch em all... do dooo dooooo~
*ninetails gets trapped inside the pokeball*
4th: Awrrrright then! Now to put this beaut inside the baby! This pokeball can only be inserted as a suppository!! So lets get to it!!!
*4th shoves the nine tails infested pokeball up Naruto's ass*
4th: Oh gooly! That was a heck of a fit!! Well, on the next episode of aussie hun...
*trips and hits his head on a rock and dies on impact*
*cue aussie hunter music*
Lee-pimp
2004-02-13, 20:08
heh i didnt ever relize this thread was closed wow i think im losing it..... nooooooo my naruto obsession actually thats a good thing now i can be normal well to an extent that is im still trying to think up a good scheme to help hobo get a picture of pathys kids....(oops shouldnt have said that now they know im in on it too...)
anywho lets see here jokes that ares funnies and have to do with le anime de naruto......actually i just stumbled upon something naruto in foreign countries well more after dinner
let it be knownst that i lee pimp officially owe the regulars on the revival of what a character would never say a joke having to do with naruto in france or poland or some other funny foreign countires (not to offend any people on this board living in funny foriegn countires that is)
hobobaggins
2004-02-14, 00:57
im still trying to think up a good scheme to help hobo get a picture of pathys kids....
The game is afoot...
hmm... I hacked through the firewalled computers!1!! ... damn. no redheads... try another..
Naruto: what are you doing.
Hobo: *eyes bloodshot* need.... pictures
Naruto: ive got lots of pictures. pull out magazine.
Hobo: no. not those pictures. other pictures!! *manical grin*
Naruto: ... ... whatever. i am leaving. you are freaking me out.
Hobo: ... ... since when could you speak english
Naruto: they dubbed my voice over with some japanese guy. i not complain i got my money.
Hobo: please! master ninja! sneak into Pathy's house and Steal pictures!!!
Naruto: how i do that?
Hobo: step in here.
Naruto: ??? :confused: ???
Hobo: hahaha! i uploaded this as naruto 71!! pathy will download it and i will get pictures!!!
*later*
.. ... ... ... ... what is this?
Naruto: LOTS of pictures
Hobo: akai kami... akai kami... MO~ Kono shashin! dochira ni imasuka???
( i think it is apparent what i say)
Hobo: NONE OF THESE PICTURES HAVE PEOPLE WITH RED HAIR IN THEM!!!
Naruto: ... you said you wanted pictures...
Hobo: but... but... but... i dont want all of these "paris hilton pics... the ones taken under clear light with a regular lens... i want... pictures *strokes ring* *bares teeth*
Moon The Cat
2004-02-14, 01:15
Eerytime I come to this thread i have to read about four pages,KEEP ON THE GOOD JOB!. Hobo, monir, pathy, etc (sorry if I miss someone)
Anyway...
(Another day in Naruto's exciting browsing life)
Naruto: Hey what is this...."Free Nude Stars"
Naruto: :naughty: "Free Hardcore Pics"
Naruto: Mmm....yeah...Well....A man has to do what a man has to do..
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Naruto: Oh, yeahh...
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Naruto: hey....what is this shit?!....."Free Naruto PornPics"
I'm not even getting money from it...anyway...it is good to see myself and Hinata in our best angle :naughty:
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Naruto: What the fuck!...
YAOI!....
Naruto: This is fucking bullshit! Oh man! You fucking Oro, stick your fucking snake in your ass!
Naruto: Gross! even Sasuke-kun is in this shit! He has a fucking girly ass! And it seems to be smooth and well shaped...
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*fap* *fap* *fap*
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-14, 02:29
Oi i forgot to write about monir in my last post :heh:
Dranz-sensi: Kid i dont care how much you know. i just want you out of my class! Abusing kids and forcing them to do sexy no justu for you just because your bored isnt right. So now ima send you to some ninjas your size! heres your forehead protecter, now go!
Lst2: What? no hat? doh where do i go now?
Monir: *Hums sakura's mom* hey kid have you seen the 3 ninjas im sopose to train? they're sopose to be waiting where you are...
Lst2: well i think im one... do i get the hokage hat from you? well are there sopose to others?
*BAM some thing falls from the sky*
Lst2: WTF! o wait its hobo- what happened?
Hobo:well you know how i was following pathy around? well the one time i was away from stalking her and her children, i was in the restroom where i unintentionally fell asleep. when i woke up i saw a pair boobs, i think they were pathy's daughters *drools* i heard them her scream "Pervert" and thats where i died i think... This is heaven right? wait why is lst2 here? dam its hell isnt it?
Monir:What you say? dam sakura's mom has a fine ass... o yea are you the other kid?
Hobo: i guess... wait are the samurai guy?
Monir: if sakura's mom wants to me to be... but other wise- No im the elite hunter nin jounin dedicated to hunting sasuke. but since hes most likely gunna die by some other reason, they told me to watch/ teach some kids some stuff
Lst2: *looks around* ok hobo's here... all thats left is the girl! *looks around*
RAMENSTAND GIRL: GOMENI! im late :p
Lst2: :D
*to be continued*
Continuing off from where Moon-san left it off...
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Naruto: Ohhhhh ya...
*Lst2 walks inside the room*
Lst2: AHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYE!!! WTF JUST GOT IN MY EYE!!!
*Lst2 groans in pain on the floor*
Naruto: Woops... bad timing man.
*Hobo walks in*
Hobo: Good news!!! I got them pictures of Pathy's kids! Pathy's last name was Hilton after all!
*Hobo notices Lst2 on the floor*
Hobo: Wtf happened here?
Naruto: Remember the term masterbation leads to blindness? Well, it's true.
Hobo: Eww... sick. But somehow... I'm oddly turned on.
*Lst2 recovers*
Lst2: You know what, so am I. There is only one thing we can do in an awkward moment like this...
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Hobo: humm... facinating...
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Naruto: this is better than porn!
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
*Moon walks in*
Moon: You guys are freaking sick. SICK I TELL YOU!!!! But... when in rome...
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
*Dranz is standing outside the house*
Dranz: There they are... *takes out his explosive beyblades* consider this house, CLOSED.
*blows up the house killing everyone inside*
*Dranz crosses off the names Lst2, Moon, Hobo, and Naruto off his list*
Dranz: Now... where's Slade...?
:heh:
hobobaggins
2004-02-14, 11:27
Dranz: Now... where's Slade...?
:heh:
:sad: me died?
Hobo: *moves aside wreckage* never! i will never submit to that agony!
Dranz: ... ... ... *note to self: use more C4 next time*
Hobo: I alone shall be victorious!!!
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Hobo: hark~ where is that noise coming from? (or, from where is that noise coming?)
... .... .... Its Hunter... and his spoon.. :eyebrow:
RAMENSTAND GIRL: GOMENI! im late
you mean... Ramen stand girl: gomen! i am late
(why throw just one japanese word? make it all japanese!)
Hobo: looks her up and down. hmm... not pathys kids *sticks nose in air*
Monir: .... .... whats up with you and pathys kids?
Hobo: withdrawl... in... hell.... must.... stalk...someone.... Xris' kids :eyespin: WHERE???
Monir:.... i can see this is gonna be an interesting team already.
Monir: okay. you know the drill... you have to get these bells from me. you may use whatever jutsus you have....
Lst2touchdasky: *kicks at monir*
Monir: OWW! what the hell was that for? take a BELL not kick me in the face!
Hobobaggins: :eyebrow:
Ramen stand girl: oww... i tripped... can someone help me?
Monir: I can! :love:
Monir: here you go! ... ... hey. where did my balls go.
Hobobaggins: oops. took the wrong ones. here you go.
Lst2touchdasky: hmmm... boring.
Hobobaggins: *hands are violently shaling*
Lst2touchdasky: imma go see how this naruto/kimi fight turns out.
Hobo: *fevered brow*
Monir: suit yourself. Hey... howzabout i make YOU some ramen?
Slade: no thanks.
Monir: :hmm: where did ramen girl go?
Slade: guess you liked my henge then.
Slade: I was sent here long ago! to his foreign place! Chained to a burning lake I was! *cries* and then... later... I saw the light...
Monir: *tears streaming down face* I know the feeling.. I was banished from The Revival of "What a character would never say" and came down here... :love:
Slade: yeah... well.. problem with this place is you need something to do
Hobobaggins: mmm.... Hinata... .... *stalks away*
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-02-14, 20:32
Shino: You shuld never show ur trump card in the beggining Sasuke!
Sasuke: Thats not my trump card this is! *CHIDORI* *chi**chi**chi*
Shino: AHHH! :help:
Naruto: Hey Kakashi sensei... why does the chidori make that noise? and why is shino so scared?!
Kakashi: because.. the chidori is actually... the ULTIMATE BUG ZAPPER!!
*the bottom line is a bit of a spoiler to those who have not read the manga but hey, why are you here if you're not used to somewhat of spoilers*
*Naruto manages to win and gains the giant contrainer back*
Naruto: Stupid ass Sasuke... if Neji dies because of you, I'm totally going to spoon your eyes out and feed em to the rabid A.S.S. members...
*opens the container*
Naruto: What... how... how can this be!!?!?!
*Sasuke emerges from the shadows and approachs the container*
Naruto: How!? How can this be?!
*Sasuke reaches deep inside the container and grabs a Hersey's chocolate drink and takes a sip*
Sasuke: Ahh... gotta shake this stuff up before you drink it you know.
*Naruto takes out a spoon*
:heh:
hobobaggins
2004-02-14, 22:35
Shino: You shuld never show ur trump card in the beggining Sasuke!
Sasuke: Thats not my trump card this is! *CHIDORI* *chi**chi**chi*
Shino: AHHH! :help:
Naruto: Hey Kakashi sensei... why does the chidori make that noise? and why is shino so scared?!
Kakashi: because.. the chidori is actually... the ULTIMATE BUG ZAPPER!!
*clap clap clap*
that was great. though i may have seen it before :hmm: whatever.
*voice*: quiet. the agents are after us.
*voice 2*: hey. ... no. its nothing.
*voice*: What. anything you noiced?
*voice2*: I saw... a cat walk by twice.
Naruto: that is a sure sign that you need to de-botox your face.
Keanu: what? are you saying i cant act?
Naruto: dont assume that. I am saying your face expresses emotion like a brick wall is the color of a "brick wall" crayola.
Kenau: ... i knew you couldnt keep on sounding smart forever.
Naruto: OH yea! your mom!
Keanu: ... ? what about my mother.
Naruto: ... uhh... that is a good question
Hobo: :hmm: this is one of my worse ones.
Lee-pimp
2004-02-15, 00:18
alright i accidentaly hit the refresh button so im not gona bother typing everthing agin here we go
naruto is in france on a mission he walks into a french cafe
waiter: bonjour qu'est ce que vous voulais [hello what do you want]
naruto: uh what
waiter: j'ai dit qu'est ce que vous voulais [i said " "]
naruto: hey listen buddy i have no idea waht your saying so get serious and bring me my ramen already hear me RAMEN
waiter: j'ai desulai(dont remember how to spell sorry in french) nous n'avons pas cit ici [im sorry we dont have that here]
naruto: alright screw this where is this guy im supposed to kill his name is jean-paul
naruto looks at the waiters name tag and it says jean-paul then kills the waiter
naruto: i guess thats it then
the police come and take naruto away
police guy 1: pourquois vous avez faire cit? [why did you do it]
naruto speaks the only french thing he can
naruto: comment t'appelle tu? [whats your name]
police guy 1: je suis jean-paul [im jean paul]
naruto proceeds to kill the police man and figures he knows how to ask people what their names are he then goes and kills every jean paul he meets the french news is on that night ( i dont feel like thinking of the entire news segment in french so here it is in english)
news guy: in other news, today a crazed japanese boy with a strange headband on wearing an orange jumpsuit went around paris and killed every one he met with the name of jean paul the police have yet to figure out why this boy is killing off half of their population
naruto goes back to the hokage
naruto: i think i got him hokage sama, jean paul that is
hokage: you idiot naruto the guys name wasnt jean-paul it was jean-pierre
EDIT: i just wrote in the engilsh translations for the french phrases so it would make more sense
:sad: me died?
Monir: *tears streaming down face* I know the feeling.. I was banished from The Revival of "What a character would never say" and came down here... :love:
lol..I would never abandon my humor-guru and the other prodigy of this thread. I'm reading this thread regularly despite my lower post count for this thread. Beside, all my posts have served as a "bumper" and thanks to Slade, lst2toucdasky, Lazy Moony, Pathy (in vacation) and many others; no more extra "bumping" is necessary. And I hope Itachi shoots his eyeballs out at Slade for "killing" my humorguru..(the 4th Hokage decides to make a big anouncement)
"Citizens of Konohana, I have recieved vital information from our ANBU hacker platoon, that the are some kind of mob, making fun of us in what the youngsters call "the internet", I don't know where these guys buy this "internet" thing but one thing is sure....THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF US! ..........
citizens, we cannot tolerate this outrageous insults to our integrities.
Maybe someday the Hyugaas will go blind, BUT NOT TODAY!
Maybe someday I will die in hands of some snake-pedo-girly-looser guy, BUT NOT toDAY!
Maybe someday Lee will learn a justu.....but.....nevermind..
My point is, we can't tolerate this! I say we declare war to this "Internet thing". I won't live another day knowing that Sakura is being called an useless piece of shit (even though she is), or that kakashi an Gai's secret love-masochist relationship is being revealed to the public.LMAO. This one was the best of this week. I just couldn't stop laughing. The whole thing is on post #644. Moony just keeps on surprising.:DTsunade: I dont know who you are but copying my look deserves an asswhoopin
Pathy: Aw go fuck a dog bitch! Your the one who copying me obviously- i look more sophistacated and i probally way more expericenced then you
Tsunade: o really you think your older then me? *undoes spell*
Anbu-po w/ pathy: OMG MY EYES~! HELP ME SOME ONE PLEASE JUST GOUGE OUT MY EYES!
Pathy:... well im going to feel bad fighting a granny but its all good!
Tsunade: who are you calling granny! ARg just bring itgehehe..heehee..That's a tough pick for any bets..."Naruto's face whiskers (that's what those are right?) were as predominant as a chihuaua's whiskers if it had a demon fox in it."hehe..Those were just one of the many inconsistency about this series..Pathy:Man did you really need to upset the characters at the time like this?
Lst2: Why not?
Hobo: YES! i just got his fore head protecter and his wallet! *checks* OMG THERESE PATHYS DAUGHTERS!
Lst2: WhA! how come this old man gets the pictures and we dont?!
Pathy: well... umm... will you shut up if i get you the hat?
Slade: yes what a wonderful hat!
Lst2: NUUUUUUUUU
Monir: DAM you all! just stfu for a sec! im try to check out sakura's mom! dam she's hot! *hums stacy's mom*
Village: :twitch:hehe..Now I want a red hat...Saiha:
Spoiler: (Highlight to read) N.....Naruto......Yamete!!! YAMETE KURASAI!!!!!! ITAI!!! ORE NO OSHIRI!!!! ITAI!!! DAME!!!!!!!! :nono:
Ha....Ha...Funny? :twitch:Yes, its funny because it is said in Japanese. And I dont understand Japanese. Oh Loki, where is that third installment? You better not back away from your commitment because the posters of this threads are notorious in cursing.:D One curse, and you have a life without humor.The truth behind how the 4th sealed Kyuubi inside Naruto
4th: Good day mates! We're here today to move this rare demon specimen into a little baby!!
4th: This is a really bad idea! There is absolutely NO REASON we should be doing this!!! So lets get to it!!
4th: First! We're going to lure the beauty with some bait! It's a fact Nine Tail Demon monsters from hell loveee fish but I couldn't get any so we'll use people! We'll use the baby's parents instead!
Naruto's father and mother: Uh... I don't think that's such a good idea...
4th: Of course it's not! So lets do it!
The following one is from another post of Slade
Dranz: There they are... *takes out his explosive beyblades* consider this house, CLOSED.
*blows up the house killing everyone inside*
*Dranz crosses off the names Lst2, Moon, Hobo, and Naruto off his list*
Dranz: Now... where's Slade...?
:heh:LOL..LOL..haha..Mystery solved. Now we know that the fourth wasn't Naruto's father.. Also, can someone tell Dranz that Beyblade sucks?:Dnews guy: in other news, today a crazed japanese boy with a strange headband on wearing an orange jumpsuit went around paris and killed every one he met with the name of jean paul. the police have yet to figure out why this boy is killing off half of their population.
*naruto goes back to the hokage*
naruto: i think i got him hokage sama, jean paul that is.
hokage: you idiot naruto! the guys name wasnt jean-paul. it was jean-pierreHahahaha..LOL.. My one and only request to our beloved Vice President that he will treat us with more punctuations.:D Hail ASS!!Naruto: Hey Kakashi sensei... why does the chidori make that noise? and why is shino so scared?!
Kakashi: because.. the chidori is actually... the ULTIMATE BUG ZAPPER!!lol..I knew Kakashi-sensei would teach Sasuke something useful. He can be the "life" of any party that has a bug problem.:heh:
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon11.gif Gai-Sensei: I'm sick of this shiny bowl cut, I think I'm going to grow a mullet.
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Rock-Lee: In that case, I think I need a new sensei...
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Sasuke: Will you be my sensei, Gai-san? I like mullets.
http://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://forums.animesuki.com/images/icons/icon10.gifhehe.. Too bad Sasuke doesn't demonstrate that "Explosion of Youth" which Gai-sensei admires so much. This post was true to the title of this thread.
hobobaggins
2004-02-15, 21:10
Also, can someone tell Dranz that Beyblade sucks?
please dont... he will close this again :uhoh:
hehe... leved urs ...Pimpin
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-15, 22:11
Hobobaggins: mmm.... Hinata... .... *stalks away*
Disclaimer: The revival cast does not support phedophiles. this story actually takes place 4 years after sasuke is molested by oro
Lst2: NUUUU hinata is mine!
Hobo: *to buzy stalking to listen*
Lst2: DOH!~
Monir: ooo hinata's w/ her mom... Dam shes hot!
Lst2: thats not helping
Slade: i can henge hinata if you want!
Lst2: i didnt have to know that. later ima find my own solution
*Dissapears for a little bit*
Hobo: I dont think shes notice me yet... *activates master super stalker skill- begins stalking 5 inches away w/ invisibility coat*
(( earlier hobo attempted to bribe harry potter for the coat but after his refusal due some thing about a it being an heirloom from his father- so later hobo called down some of mormans friends- harry potter was brutally slaughtered, but thats how hobo got his coat so its all good))
Hinata: you know i can still see you...
Hobo: HOLY FUCK LADY! YOU FRICKEN DEMON! YOU GOT EYES ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD DONT YOU!
Hinata::twitch: before you attempt to gouge out my back of my head Coughs:dam that perverted shino, *to many words for one cough* trying to use bugs to feel me up! well my eyes allow me to see 360 and through stuff
Hobo: like bras and panties?
Hinata: umm.. sure?
Hobos: *inner conflict* hot girl now or unlimited of free porn later...DAMNIT THIS IS HARD! *few minutes of thoughts* EUREKA! unlimited free porn and sex with a hot blind girl... sorry, but i will have to gouge out your eyes...
HInata::twitch: :twitch:
Lst2: Aw-AH-UH-AW-AH-UH<--pointless attempt at a tarzan scream *Swings from a niebhoring tree and grabs twitching hinata*
Hinata: i got saved from an eye's gouging but to be abducted by a beaver/dog eating devil...
Lst2: so you heard of me! that makes stalking you easier
Hinata: of course i heard of you! your the guy fucked up my best friend kiba! he use to be so sweet- but then after meeting you 4 years ago, he tried to rape me!
Hobo:LST2 COME BACK!!! SHES OUR TICKET TO FREE PORN!
Lst2: WHAT FREE PORN!?! WHERE! *desperately looks around* oo there-*drops hinata* Dude!!! *points at sakura holding a sign "Suck for a buck"* thats not free! thats a whole dollar!
Hobo: OO So thats where sakura is! *begins to stalk*
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-16, 00:19
we need a signature item taht represents us like how A.S.S has the anti sasuke picture and the kazou club has the kazou pictures and stuff like that. I NOMINATE SLADE TO MAKE US A SYMBOL! Something w/ alot of ecchi or hentai ^.^ to represent us
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-02-16, 00:21
Naruto: Hey Gaara... why do you want to kill everyone?!
Gaara: Well... it first started when my dad put some demon in me
Gaara: All the kids would also run away from me..
Gaara: Then my dad kept on trying to kill me..
Gaara: BUT THE LAST STRAW WAS WHEN SOMEONE WROTE LOVE ON MY FOREHEAD! so i decided to kill every1!
Moon The Cat
2004-02-16, 00:28
(Moon is thinking: Ok, I'm in this thread again, I really don't want to know how I ended posting here, and ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY don't want to know where this crazy people get their jokes from.)
Back to reality...
Hi people! Nice to see everyone posting in this neverending and interesting thread full of diverse topics. I shall add my daily post now.
[Megaman parody]
*WARNING* *WARNING*
Naruto: What could it be this time....
???: Arghh, after more than 10 ...or more..games where I get my ass kicked..I have finally transported myself to a parallel universe where I can rule along with my reploid comrades.
Naruto: WTF?
???=Sigma: YO! Little kid! Could you tell me where am I?
Naruto: Mmm, well you are in the Naruto universe where, snake guys chase after kids, humans are ruled by frogs, school test are actually silent wars between countries, and oh yeah, demons are always fucking our life.
Sigma: Mmmm, sounds a little stupid but it can't be that bad.
*WARPING SOUND*
X: There you are Sigma.
Zero: You will die here and now useless bitch!
Sigma: Hahaha, even with your dirty words you will never get me Zero.
Hokage: WTF is going on here, I can't watch American Idol with all this damn noise.
Naruto: Just some guys who crossed the space-time reality and ended up here.
Hokage: Dammit, just like that timewhen some guys with underwear over their pants(WTF?) claimed to be superheroes or some shit like that, imagine, some guy's name was Batman, HAHAHA, imagine that naming yourself after some blind flying mammal, poor bastard, he even had a belt full of shit like pills and...NOTHING ELSE...He is more lile super-junki rather than superheroe.. And his friend, Robin, hollyshit, he even joined the sound village, or should I say, the weirdos village. Even Oro freaked out after knowing this Robin-guy's sexual tastes. Anyway...
Sakura: Hey who's that handsome guy with the "big buster"
X: Huh, my name is X...
Zero: Hey, she was talknig to me....
X: Oh, sorry master.
Zero: That's better.
Sigma: Hey don't f**** around like I'm not here, I will kill you all and take control of this damn world full of wirdos.
Naruto: Weirdos, look at yourself! You wear make-up!
Sigma: I have dry skin bastard! Besides it is none of your business!
*Big Battle between Zero and X vs Sigma*
Sigma: AGhhhh, I'm dead.....(FINALLY)
Zero: (DEAD)
X: Zero....I guess we did it....cough cough....but we won't live to live a world without Sigma, I guess this is the end, me and my buster together forever...
Naruto Cool! A handgun!
X: Hey kid! That is mine! You f... *ZAP*
Naruto: Take that blue robot!
*In the next chapter*
Join our superheroe NarutoX and his buster in his fight against evil, along with his friends that are looking for the seven bunny balls.
[/Megaman parody]
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-16, 00:32
Naruto: Hey Gaara... why do you want to kill everyone?!
Gaara: Well... it first started when my dad put some demon in me
Gaara: All the kids would also run away from me..
Gaara: Then my dad kept on trying to kill me..
Gaara: BUT THE LAST STRAW WAS WHEN SOMEONE WROTE LOVE ON MY FOREHEAD! so i decided to kill every1!
Luffy:*awws* coool! fly sand! O YEA- i wrote the love kanji on your forhead
Gaara:OMG it was you! why the hell did you do it?!
Luffy:because you looked so cute in your chibi uniform!:thinker:
Gaara: :twitch: I dont know you the hell you are crack head but im going to crush you- DESERT COFFIN
Luffy: WoHOW! that! that! was awsome! can do it again but this time on that on that? *points to lst2*
Gaara: Alright. that guy been bugging me any ways
Lst2:*runs* :fingers:
Gaara: YOU CANT RUN FROM ME! *desert coffin*
Lst2: NUU MY Palatapus side kick! ILL GET YOU one day STRAW HAT!
we need a signature item taht represents us like how A.S.S has the anti sasuke picture and the kazou club has the kazou pictures and stuff like that. I NOMINATE SLADE TO MAKE US A SYMBOL! Something w/ alot of ecchi or hentai ^.^ to represent us
Humm, but... but... that would require... "work" ewwwww... lots of ecchi and hentai? *looks around for Dranz* errr o_O we'll see. I'm all for putting up a little symbol though. I'll need ideas. Talk to me on PM about this Lst2, and any other regulars that have a source picture we might be able to use...
hobobaggins
2004-02-16, 04:28
Humm, but... but... that would require... "work" ewwwww... lots of ecchi and hentai? *looks around for Dranz* errr o_O we'll see. I'm all for putting up a little symbol though. I'll need ideas. Talk to me on PM about this Lst2, and any other regulars that have a source picture we might be able to use...
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/hobobaggins-hihi.JPG
does that work?
i think it is good *evil grin* GO RAGNAROK!!!!
Evilbunny
2004-02-16, 08:50
Hoof, havn't been here for a while. Ok, lemme post one.
*After Orochimauru has taken off his mask to reveal he isn't the real kazekage*
Kakashi:Wait a minute, if thats Orochimauru, then where's the real Kazekage?
*cut to scene where the Kazekage is smoking pot with Itachi in his basement*
Kazekage:I think....the only reason we die... is because..
Itachi: Dude, dude, dude, I know what ur gonna say, and i am totally
Kazekage: No, no, wait, sshh sshh, I think, the only reason we die, is because we accept it, as an enevitability. HAA
Itachi:................... Do u think ill ever meet the right woman?
Kazekage: Oh, god, YES man. Dude ur great.
That was from family if anyone didn't get it
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-16, 11:21
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/hobobaggins-hihi.JPG does that work?
i think it is good *evil grin* GO RAGNAROK!!!!
lol i like it
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-02-16, 13:09
*Naruto & some other ninja fighting*
Ninja: *slice* HA I GOT U!
Naruto: AWWW!! dats the third arm this week!!!
Naruto: KYUUBI!! *heal*
Ninja: :twitch: :help:
Naruto: MUAHAHAH NOW U NOE JUS HOW STRONG I AM!!! *attacks*
Ninja: :confused: *slice*
Naruto: damnit!! stop that!!!
about the icon business, as much as I would like some ecchi... we should most likely keep it naruto based that shows humor somewhat.
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/sladex/narunaru.GIF
Proud regular of "What a character would never say"- Naruto Division.
give me more funny/ecchi source that's based on naruto and I'll see what I can whip up with it.
Loki_Sama
2004-02-16, 15:18
*****************GAKI's VS GAKI's*****************
Naruto : #$^)#$^)@#*@#_%*(@#$^_ DAMMIT!! im tired of everyone saying that DBZ fools are the strongest of ALL!!!!! its time to settle this!!!!
Sasuke:...
Naruto:nee nee Sasuke?!!! lets go kick there ass!!! :frustrated:
Sasuke:URUSEE!.....I dont have time for this
Naruto: Or is it that......you FEAR them?
Sasuke: Cut the crap!!!!! i fear no one!!!!!!
Naruto:Than prove it! lets go
Sasuke: Kuso!!!!
********************** DBZ LAND*******************
Goku: AHH!! the weather is so nice, it makes me hungry :)
Vegita: Your hungry all the time... :argue: !!!!!!
Trunks: Hey dad come on cool down we are here to spend some Father & Son time, right Gotten?
Gotten: SHIT!!!!!!!! I LOST!!!!!!! *playing King of Fighters GBA*
Trunks: Daddy, lets star fishing! ^_^
Vegita: Daddy?....god dammit i knew you would turn out a fruit cake by the way your always hanging out with your mother!
Goku: Vegita dont be so rough on him, hes still young! besides.......ive been feeling some strange KII (chakra) coming our way.
Vegita: Yes so do I...
Goku, Vegita: Its time to put them in trial...to inherit the Sayajin CLAN! :thinker:
********* Naruto and Sasuke Arrives!********************
Naruto...........OI!!! whos Goku!!! I challange you for the tittle of the strongest of the universe!!!!
Sasuke: Idiot...we where suppose to ambush them :twitch:
Vegita: URUSEE GAKI!!!! dont you see im trying to sleep?!......Kakarotto take care of them.
*Goku walks to Naruto pats him in the head smiling and says* Sorry sorry i just ate and i dont feel like playing with you right now:)
Naruto:....NANDA!!!!!!!! :frustrated:
Sasuke: We dont care...its time to end it here!
Vegita: Dammit!!!..... OI! TRUNKS .......GOTTEN stop fooling around and come here NOW!
GOTTEN & TRUNKS : SIR YES SIR!!! :bow:
Vegita: Listen, im tired of both of you being suck spoiled brats, its time to show me that you are worthy of being Sayajiin's.... Now defeat those 2 filthy worms and tham pick up the grill and some meat, since Kakaroto finished all the sandwishes. :frustrated:
Trunks & Gotten: Sir yes Sir!!! :bow:
Sasuke: Are you understamating us?!!!!
Naruto: KUSO!!!!
Goku: If you guys can defeat our kids, that will mean that you are indeed stronger than both Veginta and I :D
Vegita:...just make sure you go some place far im trying to sleep
Gotten: This is so annoying,...why do we have to deal with this?
Trunks : If we dont you know what will happen to us...
Gotten: Your DAD's TRAINING!!! :uhoh:
Trunks: Yes......
Sasuke: Oi Naruto you take the lazzy looking one, i will take the other one, since he looks more experienced.
Naruto: WHAT WHAT!!!!!!! are you saying im weaker thatn YOU!!!!!
Sasuke: Shut up.....and do it , or i will just go home
Naruto: OK....!!
*********************They all fly away to farther place****************
Goku: you think they will win?
Vegita: they better, because i dont have time to train their asses for the 50th time!
Goku: your right im sure they are ready now ^_^
***********************Back to the GAKI's**************************
Sasuke: Naruto just make sure you dont get in my way
Naruto; You do the same!!!
Trunks : I dont like to fight but i also dont like my dads training, so im sorry if i hurt you.
Gotten: Lets just finish this quick and get the stuff before your dad wakes up
Sasuke & Naruto: Now!!!!!!!
Trunks & Gotten : Its time...
*********************Sasuke and Trunks************************
*There is a clasical fighting sequence that Sasuke did when he got over confident over lee*
Sasuke: *Kuso!!! he is evading all my moves very easily!!!*
Trunks:*hmmm I wonder if Dad and Mr.Goku wanted beer and soda?* :confused:
*Naruto Starts wreckless attacks as usual *
Naruto: Dammit how can he move so quick!!
Gotten: *I wonder if I had a date with my GF today?* :confused:
Sasuke&Naruto: They are very skilled fighters...
Gotten&Trunks: I think its time to end this
*Gotten and Trunks start beating the crap out of both *
Naruto:Kuso!! Kuso!! KUSO!!!! I cant loose!!!!! i cant!!!!! im going to be the future Hokage of the Konoha village!!!! I WONT LOOSE!!!!!! WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Naruto goes into KYUUBI MODE!*
Sasuke: Damm that Naruto i wont allow him to be stronget than me!!! WUAAAAAAAHH!!!!!! *Sasuke pops another little thingy on his eyes to have now 3 dots!!!!*
Gotten: This great KII!!!! is he that powerfull?!!!! :twitch:
Trunks: His eyes and Kii are different from before, :twitch:
**** Back to Goku and Vegita****
Goku: Those KII dont belong to our boys...IT CANT BE!!! :eek:
Vegita: Huh? This Kii doesnt belong to Trunks nor Gotten, it must be those misterious slugs...
Goku: Vegita...are you thinking the same thing?
Vegita: Yeah...looks like our food will delay about 5 more minutes
Gaoku: Oh man, and im so hungry ...:(
*****************back to the GAKIS******************
Naruto&Sasuke : WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! * the sound when the yellow light on SS mode*
Trunks: Gotten go into SS now...
Gotten: No way i wont undo my hair just for this, we can take them
Trunks: I guess your right I too dont want charge too much power...it wont be needed.
Sasuke: hmph.......think again* Sasuke dashes with speed 1000X faster than usual!!!
Trunks: NANI!!! :upset:
*Trunks gets the Sasuke combo!!!!!!!! (from LEE)*
Gotten: Trunks!!!!!
Naruto: where are you going?! you should worry about yourself first! WUAAAAAAAH!!!! does the kage bushin!!!! (shadow clone?)
Gotten:WHAT?!!!!!!! :eek:
*Naruto does his version of the copied combo from Sasuke*
Trunks & Gotten: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
***Both in the ground......with several scratches*
Trunks: Gotten are you OK?
Gotten: Yeah i think and you?
Trunks: Yeah... i got hit in the nuts though
Gotten: yeah me too, those fags
Sasuke & Naruto: IS THAT ALL YOUVE GOT?
Trunks: What do you say gotten......SS mode now? to shut them up?
Gotten: Yeah my hair is already ruined so lets do this!
Trunks&Gotten: WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! SUPER SAYAJIIN!!! (Lv1)
Sasuke & Naruto: hmph interesting...still not enough!! *both dash*
Gotten & Trunks: We will se about that! *both dash*
************************* Goku & Vegita************************
Goku: one minute has passed, and looks like the boys are having trouble
Vegita: well they have 4 mins to get back with the grill and meat...so they better hurry up :frustrated: !!!!!!!
************************************************** ***********
Will Naruto and Sasuke proof they are stronger?
Or will Trunks and Gotten make it on time with the grill and meat?
Find out next on..............GAKI's VS GAKI's chapter 2: The Strengh of the LEAF!!!
... I know flaming is wrong and what you wrote above probably took you a bit of time...
But in my personal opinion it was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading that.. purely horrible. Please write Part 2 in a word document, print it out on your printer, then burn it while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO".. (You may want to drink heavily while doing this as well.)
I hope im not hurting your feelngs.. I just think that was awful.
Evilbunny
2004-02-16, 16:41
... I know flaming is wrong and what you wrote above probably took you a bit of time...
But in my personal opinion it was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading that.. purely horrible. Please write Part 2 in a word document, print it out on your printer, then burn it while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO".. (You may want to drink heavily while doing this as well.)
I hope im not hurting your feelngs.. I just think that was awful.
Oh, don't be ridiculous, that probably made him feel all fuzzy inside. :mad:
Seriously, dude. Please try not to criticize other peoples work, even if you don't think it is funny they probably worked hard to make it. So it makes them sad to hear others didn't like it. So please if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.
... I know flaming is wrong and what you wrote above probably took you a bit of time...
But in my personal opinion it was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading that.. purely horrible. Please write Part 2 in a word document, print it out on your printer, then burn it while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO".. (You may want to drink heavily while doing this as well.)
I hope im not hurting your feelngs.. I just think that was awful.
that's not really a flame but the fact is you're doing it anyway even if you know it's wrong. Please don't do that.
Loki_Sama
2004-02-16, 18:18
... I know flaming is wrong and what you wrote above probably took you a bit of time...
But in my personal opinion it was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading that.. purely horrible. Please write Part 2 in a word document, print it out on your printer, then burn it while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO".. (You may want to drink heavily while doing this as well.)
I hope im not hurting your feelngs.. I just think that was awful.
Well sorry to hear you dont like it, if you can come up with something of more "HUMOR" or whatever is that YOU "LIKE" feel free to post it, dont worry i wont criticize your work. ^_^
Lee-pimp
2004-02-16, 18:45
about the whole banner thing i think ecchi or hentai wouldnt really be a good thing to have on it cus i mean we might get in deep sh*t with the admins and it should probably be more naruto based, i like the one slade did
... I know flaming is wrong and what you wrote above probably took you a bit of time...
But in my personal opinion it was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading that.. purely horrible. Please write Part 2 in a word document, print it out on your printer, then burn it while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO".. (You may want to drink heavily while doing this as well.)
I hope im not hurting your feelngs.. I just think that was awful.Let's try the above statement from the orginal-author's perspective. This could be added as What Anjin would never say......
I know flaming is wrong and what I wrote about the above post took a bit out of my time...
But in my personal opinion my criticism was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading my own horrible words...purely horrible. Please re-write my part in a word document or animesuki's template, print it out, then burn while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO"..(I may want to drink heavily while doing this as well).
I hope I have not hurt your feelings. I just realized, my criticism was not constructive.. Infact, it was awful. I apologize and promise you to refine my criticism-technique to make it appear more constructive.
Sincerely,
Anjin
Loki_Sama
2004-02-16, 19:31
Let's try the above statement from the orginal-author's perspective. This could be added as What Anjin would never say......
I know flaming is wrong and what I wrote about the above post took a bit out of my time...
But in my personal opinion my criticism was horrible and I want to rip out my eyes and chew them slowly after reading my own horrible words...purely horrible. Please re-write my part in a word document or animesuki's template, print it out, then burn while chanting "NO NO NO NO NO"..(I may want to drink heavily while doing this as well).
I hope I have not hurt your feelings. I just realized, my criticism was not constructive.. Infact, it was awful. I apologize and promise you to refine my criticism-technique to make it appear more constructive.
Sincerely,
Anjin
Im touched... :bow:
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-16, 19:41
about the icon business, as much as I would like some ecchi... we should most likely keep it naruto based that shows humor somewhat.
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/sladex/narunaru.GIF
Proud regular of "What a character would never say"- Naruto Division.
give me more funny/ecchi source that's based on naruto and I'll see what I can whip up with it.
I'll use this for now :D
Yo! I'm a big fan of this thread! :bow: All you guys are freakin awesome! :bow: Even though I never post anything cuz frankly I can never think of anything funny or stupid to say. :help: I'm sure somethin will hit someday...in a non-distant future... :bash:
Anyway to prove my unorginality, I got this off another forum and thought it was hella funny and just wanted to share! (props to ZiRo Nu) :bow:
Btw Loki-sama despite what other blatant ppl might say, I thought your dbz/naruto sketch was funny! :D I'm still waiting for that 3rd part to the Gaara gettin into Oro's pants fic! *compulsive shudder*
Gaara: Aah... i luff yews. :love:
Shikamaru: D-Don't close the door!! I'm.. afraid of the dark.. :uhoh:
Chouji: Ino, get out of the shadows, I know you've been watching me. Watching me for a LOOONG time. :naughty:
Kabuto: Bruce Banner is my one true love.
Orochimaru: *in Michael Jackson voice* you're devilish!
Sakura: My name is Sah-KOOR-ah (american pronunciation), and I like meat buns!
Sasuke to Sakura: I saw you in that porn vid. NIICE.
Me: :eyebrow: What are you doing??!
Gaara-Sasuke-Naruto: YAOI 4EVER!!~
Konohamaru: Dayum, biatch! Whatchoo do- G-Get off me! Crazy h*!
Ebisu: Yes.. I AM a closet pervert. But only to watch Konohamaru.
Kankuro to Puppet (i forgot his name): And your name will be, PINOCCHIO!!
*starts whistling the song Gepetto plays when playing with Pinocchio in the beginning of the movie*
Lee: *when he's high* yeahhh.... that.. SssaKOORah b**** is kinda.. UGLY, ya know?!?! I don't wanna- I don't- No.. she's ugly, meng!
Gai: I've switched from Colgate to Aquafresh. :D
Gaara: WOWS!!! Look ats them munkies!! They'sa COOL!! WHOOOOOWEE!
Sasuke: H-hey Naruto.. *whispers* C-can you do '1000 years of pain' on me??
Naruto: :twitch:
Ino: Shit. I got a wedgie.
Temari: *FWOOOSH* *blows wind with fan* (to Anko) I CAN SEE YOUR PAAAANTIES!!!!
Ten Ten: Psh.. Yeah. I'm a cutter. So what?
Hinata: Um.. Well.. I like.. Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Metallica, Korn, and when Naruto and Sasuke rap while Kabuto beatboxed (I gotta hear that!!^^)
Kakashi: Sheeit.. I'LL beatbox.
(Kabuto and Kakashi beatboxing in the background)
Naruto: (rapping) Yeah, we are the nins of Konoha// and-we'll bust the jutsus on all-of-yah// So try some shit and we'll just hit and f*** up all that you evah-saw//
Sasuke: (rapping) You talk some smack but that's all that you ever-do// You mess with me, you gotta mess with all of my other-crew//
It's juzz a front, you've got no balls, no moves, no actions to back it up// So back away, die another day, or else you get F***ED UP!~
*Hinata Jumps in from out of nowhere*
Hinata: (rapping) You gots no style, mothaf***a!// You gots no guile, mothaf***a!// You just gots sheeit, nothing to it, no one, nothing, mothaf***a!!
Naruto, Sasuke, Kabuto = :twitch: :twitch: :twitch:
Kakashi is not surprised.. *thinking* it's always the quiet ones...
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-16, 21:06
Yo! I'm a big fan of this thread! :bow: All you guys are freakin awesome! :bow: Even though I never post anything cuz frankly I can never think of anything funny or stupid to say. :help: I'm sure somethin will hit someday...in a non-distant future... :bash:
Anyway to prove my unorginality, I got this off another forum and thought it was hella funny and just wanted to share! (props to ZiRo Nu) :bow:
Holy Tale of the monkey king! we have fans! *claps in joy* :D :) :) :) :) :) :) :D
hehehehe... scratch that gif fellows, i think this one is better
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/sladex/logo.jpg
say hello to our new logo. :heh:
thanks goes out to ~hispeed for the source.
Lst2touchdasky
2004-02-16, 21:37
hehehehe... scratch that gif fellows, i think this one is better
http://atlas.walagata.com/w/sladex/logo.jpg
say hello to our new logo. :heh:
THATS GREAT!
PathofNightshade
2004-02-17, 00:35
The 3rd Hokage: "Say hello to my little friend!"
Interview with Shino of Konoha
Reporter: Thank you for granting us this interview, you have many fans although all you have done is just lurk around the shadows and blow people's arms off.
Shino: ....
Reporter: Humm... yes... well, my first question is something that's on everyone's mind. Where did you get those shades? I mean... it hasn't even been invented yet.
Shino: .......
Reporter: No comment huh... I guess you don't want to give away your secret... how about this question? If you can control bugs does that mean you're against spraying for bugs in farms?
Shino: ...........
Reporter: You know... if you're not going to say anything I mind as well just leave...
*the reporter starts getting up*
Shino: they like you...
Reporter: huh...? who likes me?
Shino: my bugs... they seem to like you....
Reporter: Oh? How can you tell?
Shino: They're laying eggs inside your skull... they don't do that to just anyone.
Reporter: WHAT?!!! HOLY SH^%!!!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!
Shino: Don't worry... the eggs will hatch in a week's time....
Reporter: Whew... then they'll leave right?
Shino: Of course... right after they eat your brain for its nutrients.
:heh: no wonder he doesn't have alot of friends.
xcrzythaiguyx
2004-02-17, 01:23
Naruto: why do you talk about destiny so much?!
Naruto: why do you believe that a dropout is destined to be a dropout?!?
Neji: Fine... i'll tell you about my past....
Neji: *Takes off forehead protector* this symbolizes a caged bir.....
Naruto: OMG NEJI UR A NAZI?!?! sumhow it all makes sense now....
Neji :frustrated:
hobobaggins
2004-02-17, 01:33
The 4th Hokage: "Say hello to my little friend!"
i could see the 4th saying that...
whee! new banner for us "What a character would never say" people? i think the image should be a bit smaller.... and capture the best Never to say quotes...
monir should be able to unearth some good ones :)
Loki_Sama
2004-02-17, 01:34
Interview with Shino of Konoha
Reporter: Thank you for granting us this interview, you have many fans although all you have done is just lurk around the shadows and blow people's arms off.
Shino: ....
Reporter: Humm... yes... well, my first question is something that's on everyone's mind. Where did you get those shades? I mean... it hasn't even been invented yet.
Shino: .......
Reporter: No comment huh... I guess you don't want to give away your secret... how about this question? If you can control bugs does that mean you're against spraying for bugs in farms?
Shino: ...........
Reporter: You know... if you're not going to say anything I mind as well just leave...
*the reporter starts getting up*
Shino: they like you...
Reporter: huh...? who likes me?
Shino: my bugs... they seem to like you....
Reporter: Oh? How can you tell?
Shino: They're laying eggs inside your skull... they don't do that to just anyone.
Reporter: WHAT?!!! HOLY SH^%!!!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!
Shino: Don't worry... the eggs will hatch in a week's time....
Reporter: Whew... then they'll leave right?
Shino: Of course... right after they eat your brain for its nutrients.
:heh: no wonder he doesn't have alot of friends.
LOL!!!!!! that was friking nice!!!!!!
Loki_Sama
2004-02-17, 01:37
Btw Loki-sama despite what other blatant ppl might say, I thought your dbz/naruto sketch was funny! :D I'm still waiting for that 3rd part to the Gaara gettin into Oro's pants fic! *compulsive shudder*
Well I wanted to finish that, but no one voted for the ENDING i was gonna do , it was like 3 or 4 something like that ^_^ but i will finish the Gaki VS Gaki Ultimate Battle!!!!!!! :naughty:
PathofNightshade
2004-02-17, 03:20
i could see the 4th saying that...
whee! new banner for us "What a character would never say" people? i think the image should be a bit smaller.... and capture the best Never to say quotes...
monir should be able to unearth some good ones :)
Ño need to get bitchy... I meant the 3rd.
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