[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[Moon The Cat]

What a character would never say:

Gaara: Daiski! Puni puni! Let's have a group hug.
Kakashi: Damn it seems I'm early today.
Naruto: Damn, ramen again!
Neji: Where the hell are my glasses!
Hokage: Damn, I hate this damn village, I'm going back to L.A.!

I can think of more but I will let you guys some of them.

[diabolistic]

Sasuke (singing to Dashboard Confessionals): So tired! Another wasted breath.. Again i go unnoticed :sad:

Sakura: Yup! Today's the day! Today, i'm going to be.. productive!!

Naruto: At last! I'm the mayor of Ninja-Town! I choose you!

Neji: What? Swastika on my head? No no no, you got it all wrong,.. its a, uh.. uh...NINJA STAR!

Konohamaru: F*** this sh**, I'm going home, you mother fu**ers.

[skillosopher]

whoa. those are pretty good moon. lol.

sakura: i love you too naruto.
lee: i quit!
neji: lets play with my pet caged bird!
tenten: i missed!
shikamaru: i arrived at the academy 1hr early to train!
choji: im on a diet! so i'll see you at konoha's jenny craig!

:heh:

[monir]

Gaara: I got sand in my pocket
Jirayia: Peeping is not inspirational anymore
Kabuto: I will show you my ace in hole
Hinata: Daiski, Naruto (not so unlikely for she actually may say that in the near future)
Hokage: Admits to himself, "I am a Jokage"

[Evilbunny]

Hunter- I'm not going to get mad at this noob for asking the same question that has already been answered and tell him to use the search button, ill just be patient and live in harmony.

Dranz- I'm not going to close any threads today.

Jiraiya- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Uglypigs- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Shino- EW! a spider! kill it, kiil it, kiil it!!!!!!!!!!!


hey, if this offends anyone, i am truly sorry. this is all for the good of fun.

[<^UmAyR^>]

Sakura- Ino, you're my bestest friend.
Sakura- i dont need sasuke
Sasuke- Naruto, i need a hug
Gaara- Temari, Kankouro, Do u love me?

[Tzurial]

Sasuke- I Love you Tzurial!!

;_;

[eLstar]

Hunter- I'm not going to get mad at this noob for asking the same question that has already been answered and tell him to use the search button, ill just be patient and live in harmony.

Dranz- I'm not going to close any threads today.

Jiraiya- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Uglypigs- I'm not going to peep and do perverted things anymore, I'm gonna become a priest!

Shino- EW! a spider! kill it, kiil it, kiil it!!!!!!!!!!!


hey, if this offends anyone, i am truly sorry. this is all for the good of fun.

Evilbunny - I'm not gonna post off-topic because frankly I know what I'm doing, and I obviously don't want to annoy an already annoyed Dranz.

[Lee-pimp]

naruto:f*** sakura f*** hokage i wanna party with sasuke
sasuke: i love you (insert name here)
sakura: im just a useless chearleader nin
kakashi: sorry guys im late (no excuse)
jiraiya: im going to give up my life as a perverted hentai writer and become a monk
ebisu: hey everybody im a perv and i love it
gaara:i dont feel like killing today
Lee:F*** training i wanna work at a whorehouse

[Moon The Cat]

Hehehe, funny Evilbunny, I have to add one:

Vicious-san: Don't you guys think Akira sucks, it is so unrealistic, even Sakura could defeat him.

Orochimaru: Hey nice ass Tsunade!
Orochimaru: Oh my god Michael Jackson is really disgusting!
Kyubi: It is actually fun in here.
Naruto: I will kill you-de gozaru(parody of Rurounin Kenshin I think)
Lee: Holy crap I give up!, I just can't get Guybrush to get into the damn Monkey boat!
Gai: When did I get so old and weak?
Itachi: Please Sakura-sama don't kill me!Please! Arghhh!
Itachi: I love you Sasuke! Want some Valentine's chocolate!

And here is a cruel one, not intended to offend anyone in this board:

Sasuke: Mama! Papa!

[p3psi]

Sakura-"Thanks For making me the Next Hokage!"
orochimura-"The only thing that Jirayra and me have in common is our love for women."
kakashi"this eye is really a contact lense"
Naruto"oh no! i crapped out the 9 tails"
rock lee"super amazing dragon fire no jutsu!"
Shikamura"i dont understand this question!"

[Merco]

[quote = <^UmAyR^>]
Gaara- Temari, Kankouro, Do u love me?
[quote]

I dunno if you read the manga or not... so...


Granted I still probably won't believe that he'd say that in any normal circumstance, but judging by the way things went at the end, and the fact that he said something I'd never expect him to say at that time, I wouldn't put it above him to say that


And now! for my list of things which won't be said until the world is inversed and upside down :blink:

Kakashi - "Alright, who took my book!"

Naruto - "Hey Sakura, you have a pretty mouth"

Sasuke - "Come to the dark side Kakashi!"

Sakura - "IT'S YOUR BABY SASUKE!! COME BACK!!"

Shino - "Damn akamaru... pissing on my bugs"

Kiba - *runs around humping everybody's legs*


*bows*

[eLstar]

Neji: Does this dress make me look fat?

[Moon The Cat]

Sakura - "IT'S YOUR BABY SASUKE!! COME BACK!!"
Hahahahahahaha

[kisame]

gai sensei : lee i hope your happy you broke my record how could you possible beat kakashi..... lil bastard

[diabolistic]

Sakura - "IT'S YOUR BABY SASUKE!! COME BACK!!"



http://www.angelfire.com/vt/ookymalooky/lol.JPG

[Evilbunny]

Dranz, i am really sorry if that last post offended or annoyed you in any way. I just thought it was funny and i didn't really think anyone would take it seriously. I really don't want to get into a flame war, especially not with a mod. please axcept my apology and you may delete my post if you see fit.

oh no wait, i got one more!

Ino- sakura, you can have Saske. im going after that sexy B**** Choji!

[Superchop]

http://www.angelfire.com/vt/ookymalooky/lol.JPG


:heh: Ahahahahhahahaha, oh that was good...Nice job!

Sakura - "Sasuke, your annoying!"
Sasuke - "Naruto...soooo...how did you like our kiss!?"

[-|(aGe-BuNsHiN-]

HOLY SHIT LMAO i hope dats not really what happened in the manga..... newayz

Choji - I am seriously over weight
Hokage - I hate you all! Im gonna fry your bodies and feed them to Orochimaru's snake.

(These are really lame but i needed to post this to not go off topic. Gome)

[diabolistic]

Naruto: I'm going to catch some monsters! I will be the very best!
Sasuke: It's time to DUAL! SASUKE-OH!
Sakura: Come back here, you magic card thingy!

diabolistic: :frustrated:

[Hunter]

http://www.angelfire.com/vt/ookymalooky/lol.JPG

LOL!
Don't do that without warning Diabolistic now I must clean my screen :heh:

[FinFangFoom]

diabolistic--- :heh: Thanks I needed a laugh!

Back to stupid homework.

[hobobaggins]

Ramen chef: JEESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE! DO YOU EVER STOP EATING??? (to naruto)

Actually, kakashi is always really early... but he does not know what to do so he leaves and returns later

Shino: ANYTHING

5th/tsunade: do you think my breasts are ridiculously huge?

Naruto: God! you are RETARDED! whoe DOESNT know that the average atomic mass of yttritium is 88.91 (or anything else vaguely smart sounding)

manda: hey there gamabunta, want a hug?

[Y fa fret]

I'v got a good one that no character in the Naruto world would ever say

"I got raped by a dog while I was eating my shit"

Tough that's probly cheating....

Naruto: "I'm happy with being average"
Sasuke: "Revenge never solves anything"

[monir]

Neji: Does this dress make me look fat?Sakura - "IT'S YOUR BABY SASUKE!! COME BACK!!"lol...hehe...and to the nice follow up picture by Diabolistic and to His Diabolical Sakura Look...:)
Dranz, i am really sorry if that last post offended or annoyed you in any way. I just thought it was funny and i didn't really think anyone would take it seriously.Please dont apologize for showing good humor...I am sure Dranz-san just got too much to do for not seeing your humor...then again..he did post a good one
Naruto: God! you are RETARDED! whoe DOESNT know that the average atomic mass of yttritium is 88.91 (or anything else vaguely smart sounding)
Ramen chef: JEESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE! DO YOU EVER STOP EATING??? (to naruto)
Heehee..lol..lol..too much...hehehee..i am hurting...heheee...Welcome back...thought you are a gonner...lol...heeheee..

[Gabriel710]

Kazekage: I love you son
Gaara: I love you daddy

Sasuke: Naruto you are my equal
Naruto: No you are greater

Gai: Kakashi is the best

Neji: You are so cool Hinata
Hinata: Go to hell Brother Neji

[ShadowClone]

Naruto: "Miso Ramen? No thanks!"
Naruto (to Sakura): "You're annoying!"

Jiraiya: "I will not allow you to do such shameless things!"

Anko: "This is not a curse seal, it's a hickey Orochimaru gave me while we were making out..."

Sasuke: "This is not a curse seal, it's a hickey Orochimaru gave me while we were making out..." :D

Rock Lee: "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!"

Kakashi: "Have you seen my copy of Newsweek?"

Shino: "Can you hand me that can of bug spray?"

Chouji: "I'm anorexic!"

Ino: "You can have Sasuke, Sakura. Chouji is such a SEXY fatass!!"

Hinata: "Yo, Naruto! What say we chill down at the Hyuuga dojo?"

[pathyfinder]

Gai: "I choose you" summons his turtle.
Nartuo: "I choose you" summons his frog..... accidently release Kyubi instead.
Villagers: "oh this is will be fun, let's watch and see's who will win?"

Neji: "Honestly Hinata, You're a strong great ninja and I'm jealous of your strength... plese teach me?"

Garra: "I'm quiting this Ninja thing, I'm sick of sand in my shorts all the time"

Anyone: "Of course I/we trust you" said to Oro.

Super Pervert: "Come on Naruto! Get serious and no more Sexy-no-Jutsu!"
and "That NaruKO is so annoying".

Evil Bunny I loved your Shino "EEK A SPIDER" your killing me!

Any Ninja: "lets walk on the ground... it's faster than the trees".

Leaf Village sign: Reads "all demons welcome"

Sasuke: "I have to find my brother and let him know we are the only ones left of our clan. He must miss me so".

Kakashi: "I'm tired of this book, and Naruto you don't need anymore training".
Did I water the dogs today?

Lee:"I'm taking some time off to smell the flowers".

Ino & Sakura: "lets just share Sasuke"
Super Pervert: "I won't watch"

Any Ninja "let's get guns and forget this training"

[Fei-san]

Naruto: Screw the training who needs to summon anyway
Yodaime: Man what a hassle if im gonna die i aint gonna seal that 9-tails
Gaara: Here have some candy, peace man!
Sakura:ahhh killing sasuke felt so good

[hobobaggins]

Heehee..lol..lol..too much...hehehee..i am hurting...heheee...Welcome back...thought you are a gonner...lol...heeheee.. good to be back.. lol. i stopped posting jic the forums were wiped.

yeah.

the 3rd: Hey jirara, Naruto, lets go to the bath together... the womens bath... hehe.

[Vicious]

Hehehe, funny Evilbunny, I have to add one:

Vicious-san: Don't you guys think Akira sucks, it is so unrealistic, even Sakura could defeat him.

Orochimaru: Hey nice ass Tsunade!
Orochimaru: Oh my god Michael Jackson is really disgusting!
Kyubi: It is actually fun in here.
Naruto: I will kill you-de gozaru(parody of Rurounin Kenshin I think)
Lee: Holy crap I give up!, I just can't get Guybrush to get into the damn Monkey boat!
Gai: When did I get so old and weak?
Itachi: Please Sakura-sama don't kill me!Please! Arghhh!
Itachi: I love you Sasuke! Want some Valentine's chocolate!

And here is a cruel one, not intended to offend anyone in this board:

Sasuke: Mama! Papa!
lololololol! Really funny, Moon-san :D
Can't really think of anything by now, maybe later...

[kisame]

naruto:hey sasuke how did you like the kiss
sasuke:i liked it alot thank you very much
SPOILER* kinda highlight to seeshino: i think ill grow a fu man chu like my dad
orochimaru: what the hell is that
kabuto talkin to orochimaru: oh bitch bitch bitch
kabuto to oro:god dont you ever shut up
oro to kabuto:hey kabuto you got a nice ass



well then again he just might say the last one

how the hell did i get a smile in there :o didnt know that makes a smile

[Lst2touchdasky]

jiraiya: I think im turning queer

Choji : I dont mind being fat, i know all the secrets of life like: the reason why the world is round is to make me think of pizza

Sakura: O my i think my fore head is getting bigger... wait its all cool im just growing bald :D

naruto: *chews leg in public* Kyubi made me do it?

Sasuke:Holy mother of pearls sakura, what are you doing on naruto?!?! Cmon i thought we had a thing

ebisu: Shut up naruto, how come you think i enjoy peeking... havent you notice i only teach boys

[hobobaggins]

inari: im really a girl!

it is his granson right? because in VIZ/Shounen jump's translation he is tazuna's grandaughter.


gatou: I would like to thank the peoples of norweiga for this Peace prize...

Kakashi: Enough with this soft core shit, gimme the bondage!

Gai: ... ... ... dozo... ... (hides equips under bed)

[SnowBoarder]

SnowBoarder- Awsome! My record of threads that haven't been closed still stands!

Gai- Lee, i don't like u anymore, i want shikamaru as my student instead

Lee- Gai, seriously what's up ur butt?

Gai- I think I'll pull the possum from my ass today.

Zabuza- Man, killing people is'nt fun anymore. Haku, Let's go make out.

[pathyfinder]

ORO to Kabuto "do these pants make my ass look big?"

Kabuto to Oro "can I braid your hair? You'd look so much better if you just pin it up!"

Sasuke: What can I do to better protect my village?

[p3psi]

ORO to Kabuto "do these pants make my ass look big?"

Kabuto to Oro "can I braid your hair? You'd look so much better if you just pin it up!"


oro to kabuto:hey kabuto you got a nice ass




um, i think its quite possible that those two already said that. I mean were talking about the michael jackson's doppelganger here.

[SnowBoarder]

um, i think its quite possible that those two already said that. I mean were talking about the michael jackson's doppelganger here.
True and funny, I mean oro did probobly change his skin color to be 3 times as whit just like Michael Jackson, and Kabuto is like under oro's controll like a man holding a baby over a balcony.

[luckme10]

Naruto: KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!
neji: I need glasses
Hinata: I'll fukn kill all u damm bitces and you can die motherfukers rot in hell!(shy people can mean they have a lot of DAMN BAGGAGE!)
Kabuto: well its time to Pass the chuunin exam

Tina Foster:Thunder claps. The demon roars! Now is the time to defeat Earth's... blah i can remembe how the rest of the song goes
Fujiwara: My 86 can't keep up
Takamura-san: BUM BUM BUM! Here it comes!

Yamamoto: "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

[Uzumaki626]

Hayate: You wished me back!!

Sakura: Hey Naruto do sexy-no-jutsu again ;)

Choji: Oh man im stuffed! I should really watch my diet!

Kyuubi: Cant we just be friends? Im tired of killing you all :)

Kakashi: This isnt the real Sharingan... Im just good at imitating people.. Oh my eye? Thats just because 7 years ago my contact got stuck in my eye and I cant get it out (redness) :(

Gai: Why is Lee following me, and dressing up and acting like me.. oh god... hes out to get me... *breathing hard*

Naruto: Im bored of trying to be Hokage, Kiba you said you wanted to be Hokage right? Ah well go ahead

[p3psi]

im starting to see doubles and i think even triples (post of the same saying).
reading other people's post is just as fun as posting your own :heh:

[Stickels]

Naruto: "Hey Sakura, thats not right, Chakra works like this..."

[SnakeBite]

Naruto: "Wow...I never realized how boring being a Hokage really could be. Ah well, guess I'll be an ANBU then."

Zabuza: "Hey guys, guess who's back!!" :)

[Uzumaki626]

HAHA thats a good one Stickels...

And.. Naruto Talking to Sasuke.....

Thats not how you avenge your clan! Here let me show you how to kill your brother properly...

*Naruto kills Itachi*

[hobobaggins]

mmm...
the guy who gropes sakura in the country of the waves: "i take offense to the mere suggestion that i would molest YOU"

gatou: hmm.. i am a mega superbillionaire. why dont i kick back in the med, with hundreds of babes to entertain me.... what am i thinking. i want to have people kill other people for me.

Iruka: why is it that i am in a landlocked country, but still named after a marine animal

Shino: i wear "off" when my bugs piss me off

Kiba: i "like" dogs a bit more than you think...

[Uzumaki626]

hey hobo what episode does someone grope sakura? lol, think i missed that unless u made it up

[SnakeBite]

Zabuza: "I'll be back."

[kisame]

kakashi when asked where he got his sharingan: uh i got it as a prize in a cereal box

kakashi when asked if they can see his face: ok

oro to kabuto:kabuto its your turn to give me my sponge bath

[Uzumaki626]

hokage to Naruto: why work so hard for my title? here i promote you.. im getting too old

[cyli]

Haku: How could you just USE me like that, Zabuza!
Tsunade: I should stop while I'm ahead. The house always wins in the end.
Gama-bunta: Anything you want, Naruto-boss.
Itachi: I've missed ya, bro.
Hiashi-sama (Hinata's father?): i'm so proud of you, Hinata!

[Lst2touchdasky]

Sakura:*looks at herself* sasuke do you pink?
Haku:O shit my leg is stuck in this thing
Hokage: O no someones coming, must hide my porno stash in this pointless large hat
Itachi: HO HO HO MERRY CHISTMAS, wait i mean thanks giving well doesnt matter just matters that im with family
Shino: Cmon thats my food get off, Dont make me get out the bug spray

[p3psi]

hey hobo what episode does someone grope sakura? lol, think i missed that unless u made it up
I think someone was trying to pick her pocket, and she thought the dude was going after her ass instead of her pocketbook.

i think i remember the guy saying like, "i wasnt trying to group you, just trying to steal your money" RIFK :D

[ShadowClone]

That was during the early Wave Country mission...Episode 11, I think...


Anyway, back to topic:

Naruto: "Hey, Jiraiya, let's have frog's legs for dinner tonight! KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!!"

Anko: "I gotta start wearing bras...these damn fishnets are tickling my nipples!!"

Kakashi: "I'm quitting being a ninja...I'm going to audition for a part in the 'Come Come Paradise' movie!!"

Tsunade: "I think my breasts are too small!"

Jiraiya: "Damn I wish I had the Hyuuga clan's Byakugan! It'd make my "research" SOOO MUCH EASIER!!"

[Moon The Cat]

Gaara:Ahhh!, I got sand in my eyes!
Oro: Just beat it ! (grabs his crotch and does the Moon Walk)
Oro: You want to have baby-butt skin, use my new cream: "Snake Touch"
Kakashi: See thise eye, I got it in 'Nam.
Kyubi or Oro: Konohana citizens, let's live in harmony and peace!

Kinda spoiler:

Hoshigame(the shark guy): Am I cute or what?

NOTE: Some of this are not entirely mine, I remember them from the old forum.

[Pussel2k]

Shikamaru: Yay!
Choji: Who needs a shield of SAND?
Gai: I´m not gay.
Kakashi: Gravity?
Sakura: My name doesn't suit me...
Sasuke: But I´d like to play with you! (Said in the same way Gir talks)
Any ninja: Let's all make that swooshing sound that makes us fly away!

[kisame]

well since i still cant remember how to do spoiler tags

i cant post a correction to moon the cat cause hes my favorite character she talkin about

itachi: i didn't kill my family i swear
anbu:maybe the missiing nin will comeback on his own
zabuza: i wear this mask cause i got bad teath
ibiki: all these scars are from my days as a chef oven burns freakish knife accidents who woulda known you cant put your hand in a garbage disposer when its on or stick a fork into a plug socket
anko: oro why wont you call me

[Lee-pimp]

tsunde: hey jiraiya you wanna go out some time
any hokage: hey im kninda pissed at the sand and sound wheres the nuclear launch button lets blow those sucker off teh face of the earth
sasuke:hey naruto theres something i wanna tell you.... im gay
gai: hey kakashi i admit it your better then me im gonna go back to my life as a ramen chef hell ill make more money from naruto alone then i will as a ninja

[Dorfl]

\Jiraiya: "Damn I wish I had the Hyuuga clan's Byakugan! It'd make my "research" SOOO MUCH EASIER!!"
Actually I bet he says that every day.

[Moon The Cat]

Maybe Jiraiya was the one who blackmailed the Hyuga clan. (You know, when Neji's dad was killed)

[Lee-pimp]

i think your on to something there moon

btw where is your nice old sig

[hobobaggins]

yeah. the groper was from the land of the waves mission where sakura and tazuna go whopping

Mizuki: i am such a bit player, i bet you people dont even remember me
Konohamaru: I want to be like naruto! .... just without the fox thing
Naruto: stop using those dangling prepositions. they are driving me over the edge!
Kakashi: ... ... what is this "come come paradise club" membership card in my pocket... ... ... oh well.. waste not want not!

[aFlipGuy]

dunno if this has been done, didnt bother reading first page ^_^

sasuke: hey sakura wanna help me revive my clan ^_^
sasuke's brother: sup bro, lets go get some ice cream

choji: i really need to be on a diet

kakashi: aahhhhhh i lost my come com paradise book!!!

[hobobaggins]

dunno if this has been done, didnt bother reading first page ^_^

sasuke: hey sakura wanna help me revive my clan ^_^
sasuke's brother: sup bro, lets go get some ice cream

choji: i really need to be on a diet

kakashi: aahhhhhh i lost my come com paradise book!!!

those have all been used... yeah

anyway:

Jirara: ... ... ... Why is it in Japan the White people are all supposed to have small dicks... it is not fair...

Orochimaru: I reproduce asexually. i excrete the copy through my mouth.

Temari: Why do i copy anko's fishnets??

Tsunade:... .... ... why doesnt jirara use henge no jutsu to pick up chicks? that is what i do!

[Lst2touchdasky]

Sasuke: I dont like people, I like cats and i wont tell you why
Naruto: Sakura, I have to confess, theres only certain times i dont think about you. Thats when i think of Sasuke
Kakashi: O fu*k how did i get a spoon stuck in my eye
Sakura: Ok relax... focus your chakra to your feet and walk on water... or just relax *Puffs*
Hinata: *Points and laughs* So thats why you put a sock in there neji *rolls on floor laughing*
Shino: O shit im out of chakra, NO DONT EAT MY FINGERS!
Kiba: OOO thats what kitty litter is for? i thought tahts where i they buried dead cats::heh:: O Sh*t what did i eat!
Choji: "jigali - puff jigali~II puffff"

[hobobaggins]

Sasuke: I dont like people, I like cats and i wont tell you why
Naruto: Sakura, I have to confess, theres only certain times i dont think about you. Thats when i think of Sasuke
Kakashi: O fu*k how did i get a spoon stuck in my eye
Sakura: Ok relax... focus your chakra to your feet and walk on water... or just relax *Puffs*
Hinata: *Points and laughs* So thats why you put a sock in there neji *rolls on floor laughing*
Shino: O shit im out of chakra, NO DONT EAT MY FINGERS!


ah... those were good.

especially the hinata one... which i did not get... please explain??

and one more... thinking... thinking...

feh. cant think. give you one tomorrow.

[SnakeBite]

Kakashi: *sighs* "I finished 'Come Come Paradise!'...Now what??"

[Lst2touchdasky]

Shikamaru: Whats that shadow? your hugry? you want to eat my soul? What?! you want to boil my head and have if for dinner *runs from shadow

Konohamaru: My happiest moments with my grandpa were when we were painting his house and when i was helping him plant this green thing taht smelt funny when he was burning it

jiyara: You know i taught superman and Batman to become what they are today, just because im not famous as them doesnt mean im not strong i just dont little boys in tights

[Kakashi Sensei]

Hinata: *evil grin* Muahahaha! Bow before me mortal fools! I am now your Hokage!

Anko: EWWW! Blood!

[Lst2touchdasky]

Anko: Woah is just me or that engergetic yellow haired kid is hot

Jiyara: Naruto why do you like that pink haired girl? OO I see since her fore head is so big its like having 2 sets of boobs- one high one low

Hinata: Naruto is never gunna notice me, might as well go lesbian

Naruto: Im so tired, you have my ramen

Choji: Dont underestimate me! I can just pretend that your a giant ham and you would be gone in minutes

Gai:Everybody want to go Kung-Fu fighting! ... Just fast as lighting...

Shino: Jiyara are these bugs related to you? they wouldnt get off a girl i was fighting a little while ago even though all her chakra was gone

Sasuke:*sings in dream* I believe i can fly, I believe touch da sky... *rolls of bed in flying motion*

kiva: whats that smell... Aww learn how to wipe your ass freak

[monir]

gatou: I would like to thank the peoples of norweiga for this Peace prize...

Kakashi: Enough with this soft core shit, gimme the bondage!

Gai: ... ... ... dozo... ... (hides equips under bed)
Iruka: why is it that i am in a landlocked country, but still named after a marine animal

anyway:

Jirara: ... ... ... Why is it in Japan the White people are all supposed to have small dicks... it is not fair...

Orochimaru: I reproduce asexually. i excrete the copy through my mouth.

Temari: Why do i copy anko's fishnets??

Tsunade:... .... ... why doesnt jirara use henge no jutsu to pick up chicks? that is what i do!Haha...lol...Let me borrow your quote book sometime. these are great...BTW What kind of animal is Iruka?

[kakashi222]

Hinata to sakura: I bought these really cute teddy bear panties yesterday...

[p3psi]

im starting to see doubles and i think even triples (post of the same saying).
reading other people's post is just as fun as posting your own :heh:

looks like i have to post this a second time...

[Grav]

Sasuke: You have a charming, wide forehead. It makes me want to kiss it.

[hobobaggins]

Haha...lol...Let me borrow your quote book sometime. these are great...BTW What kind of animal is Iruka?
Iruka is a dolphin.


im starting to see doubles and i think even triples (post of the same saying).
reading other people's post is just as fun as posting your own
looks like i need to post this now... grav...

Shino: Jiyara are these bugs related to you? they wouldnt get off a girl i was fighting a little while ago even though all her chakra was gone

is this supposed to make sense:

Kidoumaru :... ... ... i am a closet arachniphobe.

Neji: naruto... you have better eyes than me...
Naruto: no shit. ive got pupils.

Kidomaru: First off! i will play with you (neji) for 3 minutes and kill you!
jirara: is it okay if i watch while you "play" with him?
Kidomaru:... ... ... you sick freak! get away from me!
Jirara: who was the one that was going to "play" with a pupil-free little boy
Kidomaru:... ... ... shut up.

[Stickels]

ah... those were good.

especially the hinata one... which i did not get... please explain??

and one more... thinking... thinking...

feh. cant think. give you one tomorrow.


I'm pretty sure its saying Neji has a small "package"

Naruto - hmm... maybe I'll purify myself by fasting for a while.

Sakura - HA! your knives are deflected by my large and unbelivably hard forehead!

Orochimaru - Jesus loves me this I know, because the bible tells me so!

[monir]

Kidomaru: First off! i will play with you (neji) for 3 minutes and kill you!
jirara: is it okay if i watch while you "play" with him?
Kidomaru:... ... ... you sick freak! get away from me!
Jirara: who was the one that was going to "play" with a pupil-free little boy
Kidomaru:... ... ... shut up.hahahahaha...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...HAHAHAHAAH AH....No mortal alive can argue with Jiraiya...heheheehee..

[gruvy_qc]

Jirayia: I'M guay

Sasuke: You are so bright Naruto!

Naruto to Sakura: Rassegan!

Oro:My real name IS MJ!!

Anyone to Choji:You fatass
Choji:Yeah, I know...

Itachi: LOVE AND PEACE!!!

Ino to Sakura: Where's your forehead???

[aroon]

naruto: *wakes up* i had a dream! and you were there, and you were there...

naruto: note to self, dont stab self in hand

naruto: whoa guys, this is some goooood shit, my chackra is turning red!

ino to sakura: damn, all this fightins makin me HOT.

sasuke to sakura: wanna f*ck?
sakura to rock lee: wanna f*ck?

kakashi: copy cat!

gaara: i love rain

sasuke: oh that naruto, hes so enthusiastic, he's really the glue that keeps this show together. i dont know where we'd be without him

oro to anko: there's a kid i want. please dont inform the press.

oro: oh yeah tree, you like it like dat

[Moon The Cat]

naruto: whoa guys, this is some goooood shit, my chackra is turning red!

Hahahahahaaha!

[Gaara-chan]

Feh, my quotes sucked, so i deleted 'em.

[monir]

Feh, my quotes sucked, so i deleted 'em.Oh come on...Now I am very curious...Onegai, repost them..Onegai...:D..See my grand smile? Onegai..Onegai..

[Jackl]

Naruto: Quick! We need to find 7 Chicken Balls so we can wish some Ramen!
Sakura: Don't you mean bring the 4th back to life?
Naruto: I swear, you ARE useless! You have to get your priorities straight woman!

[aroon]

Naruto: Quick! We need to find 7 Chicken Balls so we can wish some Ramen!
Sakura: Don't you mean bring the 4th back to life?
Naruto: I swear, you ARE useless! You have to get your priorities straight woman!
naruto: bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me some pie..er..ramen!

ero-sennin: damn all these porn pop up ads

[Gaara11]

Gaara - "Let's go to the beach!"
Naruto - "I want spaghetti."
Itachi - "Man, I need some freakin' Visine!"
Chouji - "If u need me, I'll be at the gym."

[HoboGod]

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/161103-Gaara.jpg

[monir]

Lol..Hehe..you may have something there Hobogod... Anyone who watches Bottle Fairy is my friend...Three fairies' names themselves alone should calm down any murderoous rage..Sarara, Hororo, and Kururu...

[Psyonara]

lol.

Hmmm....

Ebisu To Naruto "Please Senen Goroshi me one more time"

er...

crap.

I'm not hyper, and so my humor chakra is way down...

Once I gather enough chakra, I'll do Kool Aid no jutsu...

[<^UmAyR^>]

Psyonara:
"I'm not hyper, and so my humor chakra is way down...

Once I gather enough chakra, I'll do Kool Aid no jutsu..."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bad joke no jutsu?

[Jackl]

Psyonara:
"I'm not hyper, and so my humor chakra is way down...

Once I gather enough chakra, I'll do Kool Aid no jutsu..."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bad joke no jutsu?


Appearantly it is contagious... :uhoh:

[Psyonara]

Appearantly it is contagious... :uhoh:

now that was funny.

[Gaara11]

Gaara - "WASSUP?"
Gamabunta - "Where's my Nicotine Patch?"
Jiraiya - "What a BIG Snake u got there, Oro. Can I get a ride?"
Tsunade - "I have bigger tits than Pamela, I should be on Baywatch."
Hokage - "I'm too old for this shit."

[gruvy_qc]

Nice one Hobogod! Really good pic of Gaara!

[hobobaggins]

Ebisu To Naruto "Please Senen Goroshi me one more time"

he was unconscious at the time so he could not feel that.

Feh, my quotes sucked, so i deleted 'em.

so... who cares? lets see them.

and Hobogod. you cut off some of what gaara was REALLY saying... i like to KILL bunnies and watch Bottle fairies DIE

hehe. but that was good.... but bottle fairy is not as kiddy as ocha-ken... lol

Gaara - "WASSUP?"
Gamabunta - "Where's my Nicotine Patch?"
Jiraiya - "What a BIG Snake u got there, Oro. Can I get a ride?"
Tsunade - "I'm joining Baywatch."
Hokage - "I'm too old for this shit."

i think you have to be under 50 to join baywatch... not to mention konoha has no beaches... and that is one huge nicotine patch...


okay: mine: yes: now:

Neji: you are in the feild of my bukake. (however it is spelled)
Orochimaru: forget this immortality shit. imma develop a drug caled "life"
Ten ten: ... ... ... i just cant pick up this piece of chicken with my fork. better get my senbon.

[Starfall]

Dunno if someone said these already:
Gaara: #sob# I don't want to kill anyone anymore, Daddy pleasy kill me and put me out of my misery #sob#
Naruto: Lee is........ (doesn't say "fuzzy eyebrows")
Lee: Aaah, finished training.
Iruka: Now everybody, try to invent stupid teckniques, especially you, Naruto.

[Gaara-chan]

Because hobobaggins and monir were curious...


Gaara: I love you! And *YOU*, and _YOU_... *points to about three million people*..and especially YOU...

Temari: My hair is too poofy! *points to comb stuck in hair, frustrated*

Naruto: Got anything to eat BESIDES ramen? Like a cheeseburger?


I have some other ones but I can't find the spoiler tags here. ^^;

And whoever was wondering... that Neji thing... i think it's called Hakke.

[monir]

Neji: you are in the feild of my bukake. (however it is spelled)
Orochimaru: forget this immortality shit. imma develop a drug caled "life"
Ten ten: ... ... ... i just cant pick up this piece of chicken with my fork. better get my senbon.hehe...my eyes get watery laughing every time...its time you are Knighted sir hobobaggins for the sheer originality alone and eventually you will climb to the monarch position...hope you do not detest murder, conspiracy; the traits that are very much needed to climb that ladder :D..heehee, bukake field..btw, pardon my ignorance but, what is Senbon?..


Because hobobaggins and monir were curious...


Gaara: I love you! And *YOU*, and _YOU_... *points to about three million people*..and especially YOU...

Temari: My hair is too poofy! *points to comb stuck in hair, frustrated*

Naruto: Got anything to eat BESIDES ramen? Like a cheeseburger?


I have some other ones but I can't find the spoiler tags here. ^^;

And whoever was wondering... that Neji thing... i think it's called Hakke. Hey hey..Gaara-chan comes off the shell :D and these are not bad either... my guess is its a faulty comb..

[monir]

edit: slow pc

[Lst2touchdasky]

Naruto: screw training Jiraiya gots some new porn

Inner Sakura: Loli-pop loli-pop *in a deep voice* O LOLI LI POP

Hinata:O NO I RAN OUT OF RIDDLEN!

Tsunade:You girls see how fast rock lee moves without his wieghts, same would applie if i didnt have mine

Kakashi:*uses an overdose of morphine* i wonder how iruka handled the little b*stards

Iruka: *Looks up at the memorial* WOAH IS THAT A GIANT BUGER!

Gaara: OMG ITS LIMITED EDITION BARBIE ON THE BEACH!!

Lee: Heh ill do it tomorrow

Gai: ARg another bowl cut?! STupid Guide on how to grow a mullet.

[hobobaggins]

hehe...my eyes get watery laughing every time...its time you are Knighted sir hobobaggins for the sheer originality alone and eventually you will climb to the monarch position...hope you do not detest murder, conspiracy; the traits that are very much needed to climb that ladder :D..heehee, bukake field..btw, pardon my ignorance but, what is Senbon?..


senbon are needles. those are the things in the anime that ten ten is throwing onto the targets.

Iruka: *Looks up at the memorial* WOAH IS THAT A GIANT BUGER!
what the heck is a buger?

hmm... more? lets see.

Ino's Mom (to her dad): DONT YOU FUCKING GIVE ME FLOWERS AGAIN YOU LAZY PRICK!!!
(please note: they run a flower store)

Inner Sakura: wheres your daddy bitch?! Huh? wheres your daddy... oh wait... crap. whos your daddy bitch?

Shikamaru's dad: so im pussy-whipped. who cares?

Kiba:... ... ... My dog ate my homework... no REALLY!

Tsunade: okay! where are the casinos in this damn city?... right. konoha does not have any.... so why am i here again?

[GreyArea]

Hinata: You stupid ****ing b*****d **** bloody idiotic b*****k biting ****ing ****er of a ****. Yes, you Naruto!

:P

Sakura: Oh my god, Ive learned some ninjitsu!!!!

Gaara: *looks at Akimaru* kawaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii

Asuma: What do you mean Im supposed to drag on it?

[kisame]

asuma: what they dont know is this isn't really a ciggerette this is the hokages special blend

kakashi:fruit loops the beakfest of champions

naruto:chidori hey i can do that too

neji:you got perrty eyes

iruka:hey naruto lets go tag up the monument

naruto:dragonb ball z rock the dragon dunt dunt rock the dragon dragonball z

sasuke:shazbots, double dang

kakashi:whats a goku

asuma:"chokes" argh what the hell kinda ciggerette is this this isnt what i smoke wheres my rollin papers and my weed

ino: hey chouji you got bigger boobs than me

chouji:nicer too

ino to chouji:go ware a bra

sakura:stupid hick naruto well then again she might actually say that

[kisame]

hmm strange ima try this agian i cant see my post and that means i cant edit it the thread says theres six pages but i cant get past the fifth to view my last post and i dont think i can even see this one

[Gaara-chan]

Yes, poor Temari had a faulty comb.

I got another one!

Shikamaru: I wanna marry a rock star and be super-famous! YEAH!

Gaara: I need a sun tan to go with all this sand... I could be the instant beach!
The perfect cure to a rainy day!

[monir]

sakura:stupid hick naruto well then again she might actually say thatThere is no maybe..Sakura says that to Naruto all the time...Why do you think Naruto-viewers hate her so much?:D

Haha...Shika doesnt need to marry a Rock star to be famous, beside he is just too smart to fall into that kind of a trap..:heh:...Hehe, I could be the instant beach...Now I understand why Gaara needs to carry the sand all the time...Rainy days..:D

[SekiRyOu]

Sakura : Sasuke, Naruto, stand back. I'll take on the enemy this time...

Kiba : Meow...

Orochimaru : Maybe i should forget about becoming the strongest ninja and just take over Sakura's body so i can have Sasuke.

Jiraiya : i love you Orochimaru, will you marry me?

Itachi : SPARE ME SAKURA!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!

Naruto : Burn down that ramen stall...ramen is not good for health

[hobobaggins]

Naruto: woah. my blood pressure is low today.

Naruto: 大事部下びびりくん？こはくないだろね？

Manda:... hmm. i wonder why Orochimaru has bandages on his arms. could it be that he cant use them? NO! couldnt be.

Gaara: I am squeamish

Lee: ... ... ... I thought everyone could tell I was making a joke about sakura. I AM OPENLY BLATANTLY GAY

害先生：李君。あなたがとてもすき。キスおしたいです。

[Lst2touchdasky]

what the heck is a buger?


*uses a extrodianary long twig and shoves it into hobo's noses and takes it out* see that there? thats a buger

[Uzumaki626]

Kakashi - Sasuke uses his sharingan to copy other people, how lame.

[kisame]

uhh its spelled booger

[mochi_cloud]

Kakashi : Naruto~show me your Harem no jutsu!
Gaara: i don't like sand

[hobobaggins]

Kakashi: the one jutsu i cannot copy is the harem no jutsu... SHOW ME AGAIN NARUTO!!!!

uhh its spelled booger yeah. so there. i was just confused

... i hate how japanese does not show up on other computers...

[Manga Maniac]

Kakashi: Don´t make me use the eye.........:D

Naruto: Now that i´m hokage what will i do?.....Guess i might as well set Kyubi loose.

Sasuke: OMG!! Sakura kicked everybodys ass!!
Sakura: MWAHAHAHAAHA!!! Don´t underestimate the power of my forehead!

Ebisu: *screams to all the ppl of konoha village* I AM A CLOSET PERVERT!!
Ppl of konoha: WE ALL ARE!!

Zabuza: I´M STILL HERE! BWAHAHAAHA!

Ino: SAKURA!! Gimme some luvin!

Naruto: I´m gonna stay home today and have some fun. KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!........HAREM NO JUTSU!! :naughty: Niiiihihihihihihiii!

Sasuke: Hey naruto wanna go and play on the brand new Playstation i bought yesterday?
Naruto: Yes honey buns.

Tsunade: Naruto..... I AM YOUR FATHER!

Anyone in the village: Ahhhhh....F*CK it. I´m gonna go home and watch some tv.

Zabuza: This isn´t just a giant killer sword. It is also very effective on slicing bread, hams and chopping wood. :D

[Dryad]

Naruto : I'm the laziest guy around if someone is worst then he must be dead.

Sakura : Hum you look sexy in that orange outfit Naruto

Sasuke : Oh man i'm bored let's go eat some ramen Naruto

Gaara : I bring you peace *with a glowing aura and a mr. Burns voice*

Jiraiya : I wonder if Kakashi is cute?

Tenten : Let's do some hand to hand combat.

Neji : How come i didn't see that one coming?

[monir]

Ebisu: *screams to all the ppl of konoha village* I AM A CLOSET PERVERT!!
Ppl of konoha: WE ALL ARE!!

Tsunade: Naruto..... I AM YOUR FATHER!

Zabuza: This isn´t just a giant killer sword. It is also very effective on slicing bread, hams and chopping wood. :DLOL..LOL..LOL..LOL..I am hurting..not to mention its a handy tool for shaving.. hehe...Naruto's reaction is "God is good"...Hobobaggins is the only other that can match these quotes..hehe...

[Manga Maniac]

LOL..LOL..LOL..LOL..I am hurting..not to mention its a handy tool for shaving.. hehe...Naruto's reaction is "God is good"...Hobobaggins is the only other that can match these quotes..hehe...

Yea i guess that Zabuza thing was pretty nifty:D......HEY!! Thx Monir you just gave me an idea of a Parody series of naruto! Kakashi´s BBQ corner. Zabuza is the special Sushi chef. He also is the star in the "Zabuza Swiss army knife comersial" :naughty:

Zabuza: YEAH it slices it dices. Cuts through wood an cement. It shaves. Got an anoying little bastard around ya you want to get rid of? no problem *Cuts the head of a dummy* There problem solved. You can use it to even pic out the stuff stuck in between yer teeth :D(picing on the teeth with tha big bad ass sword)*Squeek squeek squeek*

And sasuke can be by the grill roasting hamburgers with mythical fire flowers.... i´ll see what other stuff i can make up :D
MUahahaahaha!! Where do i get all these crazy ideas. I shal work on this first thing tomorrow :D

edit: grammar edit

[Merco]

Alright, I'm going to go for round two! :p

Tsunade: "It's great how kishimoto drew me... I don't have to worry about falling on my face... ever"

Kiba: " NO, you CANNOT sniff my ass akamaru! *akamaru growls and yips*

*during the trip to wave country*

Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?..."

Kakashi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kiba: " Hey shino... with all those bugs inside you... how do you take a crap without endangering them"

Shino: "....." *shows Kiba a jar of dung beetles*

(edit: damn, I messed up on one of the names)

[hobobaggins]

lol. i liked the dung beetles one.

... what other weird bugs are there?

Kidomaru:... ... ... FUCK! im stuck to my web!... why cant i be a REAL spider?

Tsunade: i dont have these boobs to get guys... its because i dont have a rib cage...

Sakura: I wonder... Silicon or Henge?

Naruto: i am sick of all these jokes about me screwing myself. when i harem no jutsu i keep all my essential body parts

Ebisu/Jirara: thank god i wasnt looking down...

Chouji: i wonder if they have dim-sum and kalbi in heaven?

Neji: ... ... ... GOD DAMMIT! girls dont go for guys without pupils!!!

Kabuto: i must crush you with all my power at once to make sure you are dead!

3rd test: shino vs naruto.
Shino: you have no hope naruto. i outmatch you in brains and skill.
Naruto: busts out cell phone.
Shino: wtf are you doing???
Naruto: i have you now...
Shino: enough of that darth vader crap
Termenex: you called?

[monir]

Alright, I'm going to go for round two! :p


Akamaru: " NO, you CANNOT sniff my ass akamaru! *akamaru growls and yips*

Kiba: " Hey shino... with all those bugs inside you... how do you take a crap without endangering them"

Shino: "....." *shows Kiba a jar of dung beetles*LOL...Enter Merco...
Naruto: i am sick of all these jokes about me screwing myself. when i harem no jutsu i keep all my essential body parts

Ebisu/Jirara: thank god i wasnt looking down...
I am laughing hard all day...what a treat!!..LOL...LOL

[Moon The Cat]

I am laughing hard all day...what a treat!!..LOL...LOL

Damn, I never thought this thread would get THIS large. What have I created?!

[monir]

What have I created?!Madness..Now some additional contribution from Moon-san will make the madness complete :D

[Moon The Cat]

Itachi: I'm so sexy, I just can't keep my hands of me..
Shikamaru: Holly shit! What was the answer....2+2=.....OMFG! I just can't think of anything....hey, squirrel.....come here you bitch....(runs out of the clasroom chasing the squirrel)

Although I really doubt this will end the madness..

[Lst2touchdasky]

Naruto:HELP I CANT SWIM
*Kyubi in response* FREAK, Learn how to DOGGY PADDLE!!

Ten ten: Wow these things are sharp *pokes neibhor* ahah!

Kakashi: O man sasuke, looking into the sun with sharigan is the best thing ever! OWw

Ino: i dont only grow flowers

Sakura: Mom what do you mean my head has not stopped growing

Shikamaru: I only talk to my shadow while you like your dog, and your calling me a freak? GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE KIBA

[Manga Maniac]

Sakura: I am INVINCIBLE!!!
Naruto: *Pokes her*
Sakura: *colapses*

(On an average day)
Naruto: I´ve figured out a way to make money and have training at the same time :D
Sasuke: What? show me!
Naruto: :DOk Turn around and tell me where you want to go:D
Sasuke:The ramen stand"........"Now wha.......
Naruto: 1000 YEARS OF PAIN!!! :D
Sasuke:*blasts of screaming* THIS ISN´T FUUunyyyyyyyyyy!....................


Sasuke: ITACHI I´M GONNA KICK YER ASS!!!
Itachi: Ok! Rock, paper, sissors!Best out of 3! Winner takes it all!
Sasuke: Deal!

Sakura:*in the same voice as cartman* Screw you guys i´m going home!
Naruto: But Sakura?!!?
Sakura: Ap ap ap! Screw U.....Hoooooooooooome.

Sasuke: I´m gonna spank you up Orochimaru! you bastard :bash:
Orochimaru: ooooooh yeah! Please do. :naughty:
(ok....he propably would answer in that way :heh:)

Hokage: Yeah....i´m beginning to get old. So the 5th should be........ :thinker: AKAMARU!!
Everyone: All haiiiiiiil Akamaru!! :bow: :bow: :bow:
Akamaru:Woff! Woff! Aroff! BArk! BArk! Growr! (About time! Now get me a blody stake!)

[mochi_cloud]

Gai Sensei: I want Kakashi's hairdo!

Tsunade: i want to reduce by breasts size

Neji: i am a pretty little girl

Gaara: does this concealer (for dark circles around eyes) match my skin tone?

[hobobaggins]

Sakura: Mom what do you mean my head has not stopped growing
just like bean from ender's game lol

[pathyfinder]

KAGE: "everyone I have gathered you all here today for a huge TOGA party"

...... gasps!!!

KAGE: "well, If I had told you that would you of come? No! So I made up this exam"

[Lee-pimp]

naruto: anosa anosa sakura come here (pokes her chest) ahhahahahahahahahaha sak-hahaha saku-aahhhhaha sakura-hahaha sakura-chan you stuff haahahahaha....[after an hour of laughing at sakura] allright im over you wheres hinata (walks off)
sasuke: i want oro for power right..... power..... sure .........no no not gay sex power i say... POWER

[Manga Maniac]

naruto: anosa anosa sakura come here (pokes her chest) ahhahahahahahahahaha sak-hahaha saku-aahhhhaha sakura-hahaha sakura-chan you stuff haahahahaha....[after an hour of laughing at sakura] allright im over you wheres hinata (walks off)
sasuke: i want oro for power right..... power..... sure .........no no not gay sex power i say... POWER

LOL!!! Those were good ones Lee-Pimp. Keep up the good work :bow:

:D :D :D

[monir]

Shikamaru: Holly shit! What was the answer....2+2=.....OMFG! I just can't think of anything....hey, squirrel.....come here you bitch....(runs out of the clasroom chasing the squirrel)

Although I really doubt this will end the madness..NOOOOOOOO! I dont want the madness to end...I live for chaos...


Kakashi: O man sasuke, looking into the sun with sharigan is the best thing ever! OWw:D hehe..no need for an expensive telescope to see the sun's corona when one got those babies..
On an average day)
Naruto: I´ve figured out a way to make money and have training at the same time :D
Sasuke: What? show me!
Naruto: :DOk Turn around and tell me where you want to go:D
Sasuke:The ramen stand"........"Now wha.......
Naruto: 1000 YEARS OF PAIN!!! :D
Sasuke:*blasts of screaming* THIS ISN´T FUUunyyyyyyyyyy!....................hahahaha...sub stitution for Kage Bunshin..At this pace Naruto will become Hokage in no time...hehe
just like bean from ender's game lolA fellow science fiction reader!!! my respect increases...

naruto: anosa anosa sakura come here (pokes her chest) ahhahahahahahahahaha sak-hahaha saku-aahhhhaha sakura-hahaha sakura-chan you stuff haahahahaha....[after an hour of laughing at sakura] allright im over you wheres hinata (walks off)
sasuke: i want oro for power right..... power..... sure .........no no not gay sex power i say... POWERHaha..Do you know MJ is a wanted man in California?..hehe

[Stickels]

okay... not much of a quote, but Orochimaru, wearing the Hokage hat, walking around, wistleing "everybody wants to rule the world"

hehe, just an idea I thought was kind of funny

[Manga Maniac]

I´m at it again :D

Naruto: I will beat you down today Sasuke!!!
Sasuke: Try me you wuss!!
Naruto: I Choose You Kyubi Mon!
Kyubi: Grooooaaarrr! ......not again.

Kakashi: Actually..... i´m from the hidden village of candy... and it´s not Sharingan. IT´S SUGARINGAN DAMMIT!!

Asuma: Shiiiiiii..... this is some good weed! Wanna try some?

Naruto: Hi! it´s me N4rut0!
Shino: uh..... isn´t it Naruto?
Naruto: Yea right! like that name isn´t already taken.

[Lee-pimp]

choji:hey asuma this is some good horegano you know mannnn.... yeah i found it at your place hehehehe.... for pizza..hehehehehe : D
Asuma:yeah horegano right......
Choji:hey shika ino you guys gotta try some of this shit its great man...... :D
shika:what a great opportunity
ino:it might get rid of wrinkles
choji-ino and shika: hey asuma you gotta tell us wehre u get this stuff man........ :D
asuma: yeah i just buy it at the grocery store right grocery store.....
Iruka: [walks by]
choiji and co:hey iruka sensei try some of this
iruka: ok guys.......... hey asuma where did you get this seriously man..... :D
eventually
every nin in leaf: ASUMA WHERE DID YOU GET THIS TELL US!!!!!!!!!!
Asuma:alright i got it from the third but as hes dead now we wont get anymore...or will we he had a secret stash somewhere

enter naruto special 2 the search for sarutobi's stash

[Manga Maniac]

LOL!!!! :heh::heh::heh::heh: OMG!!! I fell of my chair laughing at your last post Lee-Pimp!! Man so damn hilarious! :heh::heh::heh:

[Dorfl]

Hahaha, that WAS pretty funny!

[monir]

LOL...haha....Lee-Pimp, Lee-Pimp, Lee-Pimp....I am good at finding things..I think I will join the team..:D:D:D

[hobobaggins]

Sakura: (after she beats naruto down) WHOS YOUR DADDY???... ... ... wait. did i say that out loud?

Inner sakura: ... lets practice flower arranging and tea ceremony.

Iruka: Naruto! concentrate more!
Kiba: please dont concentrate when im practicing my jutsu...

Naruto: hey sasuke! light my farts!
Sasuke: katon! gokiyarikyu no jutsu!
Naruto: i said light the farts not my lower intestine...

Konohamaru: what is "felching"?
Naruto: its fun!... i mean... ehh... i dont know.
Kiba: so that is why you play with akamaru so much....

Konohamaru: hey! naruto-niichan! lets go to the girls baths!
Naruto. you idiot. google paris hilton or BoA.

[Manga Maniac]

Konohamaru: hey! naruto-niichan! lets go to the girls baths!
Naruto. you idiot. google paris hilton or BoA.

LOL!!! i can agree on that part. :D unlessss.....Paris Hilton and BoA are visiting the girls bath :naughty:

[hobobaggins]

OH... what a dream that would be... i'd get a new camera just for that :eyespin:

though the paris hilton tape is really crappy quality.

BoA is hotter.

[Lee-pimp]

naruto: anosa ero-sennin can you teach me a new jutsu
jiraiya:sure naruto id love to teach you one which one do you want to learn
naruto: the ultimite peeping no jutsu
jiraiya: i was waiting for this day naruto that you would finally blossom into a full fleged pervert
naruto: so youll teach me
jiraiya: lets go naruto
naruto: im..sooo.. happy (haha robin hood men in tights)

[Dorfl]

OH... what a dream that would be... i'd get a new camera just for that :eyespin:

though the paris hilton tape is really crappy quality.

BoA is hotter.
Errr, I hesitate to ask, but what did BoA do?

[Manga Maniac]

I guess this thread is going down....since it seems ppl ran out of ideas..... I will miss it :sad:*siiiigh* even i cant think up a funny line anymore

[hobobaggins]

Errr, I hesitate to ask, but what did BoA do?

nothing. BoA is just hot as fuck.:love:

hehe i got a good one:

Manga maniac:*siiiigh* even i cant think up a funny line anymore

then,
Kidomaru:Did i tell anyone i am a closet arachiphobe?
Neji: so... fucking... dizzy... make the kaiten stop!

Naruto: I want to go to hinata's to peep!
Hinata: really?
Narusagewa (sp) naru: FUCK YOU! we have enough perverts as it is!

[kisame]

naruto:you must die i alone am best
sakura:where am i,what im in the land of oz
sasuke dressed as the tin man:follow the yellow brick road
naruto as the cowardly lion:where of to see the hokage the wonderful hokage of oz

naruto:why does every one want whats in me... pulls up shirt the seal has changed to the intel symbol and says kyuubi inside , idiot outside

neji:ewww theres webbing in my eye

wow i didnt think i would run out

[Elysium]

Sasuke: Look at me, everybody! I'm a mopey little b***h who sits around wanting revenge! I'm actually a eunic, despite thousands of fangirls chasing after my sweet ass! Yes, there is absolutely no desire for me to hump any of them! In fact, I enjoy sitting around NOT training, copying Ninjutsu, and overall improving my fighting skills, because I need to someday kill my brother!

Oh wait, he DOES say that already. :p Stupid mopey little b***h. :D

[monir]

I guess this thread is going down....since it seems ppl ran out of ideas..... I will miss it :sad:*siiiigh* even i cant think up a funny line anymorehaha..no worries..as you see, Hobobaggins got your back.:D..hehe i got a good one:

Manga maniac:*siiiigh* even i cant think up a funny line anymore
wait, you did think of something:D..
naruto:why does every one want whats in me... pulls up shirt the seal has changed to the intel symbol and says kyuubi inside:D..That indicates Naruto may need upgrades in the near future..

[Dorfl]

Sasuke: Look at me, everybody! I'm a mopey little b***h who sits around wanting revenge! I'm actually a eunic, despite thousands of fangirls chasing after my sweet ass! Yes, there is absolutely no desire for me to hump any of them! In fact, I enjoy sitting around NOT training, copying Ninjutsu, and overall improving my fighting skills, because I need to someday kill my brother!
I'd buy the bit about Sasuke being a eunuch if I didn't think he was secretly gay: *cough*Itachi*cough*Orochimaru*cough*.:p

[hobobaggins]

:D..That indicates Naruto may need upgrades in the near future..


HAH! lets overclock the little sucker!

neji:ewww theres webbing in my eye
kidomaru: that aint webbing.
Neji. :fingers: OH! YUCK!


eunuch

is that not a unick? (is it really spelled eunuch? (yoo-nutch)

Naruto: I think i will meditate and fast in rememberance for the yondiame's hokage's sacrafice... on my birthday.

[Dorfl]

is that not a unick? (is it really spelled eunuch? (yoo-nutch)
The correct spelling is as I spelt it, eunuch. However the pronunciation does sound something like unick. Either way I think every guy in Naruto is in full possession of their manly jewels at this point in time. Or at least I hope so. :p

[Lst2touchdasky]

Gai: My Flashy good looks keep my secrets about what i do with that turtle

Kakashi: Darn face mask tan, guess i got to switch eyes again

Hinata: Ill date the first one of you who grows a beard

Naruto:how do you keep your forehead so nice shiney
Sakura: I polish it

[aznkoodies]

"I don't get it," stated Shikamaru blankly.

Zooms slowly up on Naruto with watery eyes (to Sasuke): "He's... so... cool!"

Gai: "Many mention I resemble Lee, who's this Bruce Lee they speak of?"

Girls of Konoha: "Forget what's-his-name Sasuke. I want Lee! From what I've heard, if he could move that fast during the battles of the Chuunin Exam.. imagine him in bed!" (followed by screams of sigh and excitement)

"How much do you love me?" questioned Gaara slowly to his siblings, then extends both his arms horizontally away from his body, "Do you love me this much?"

Jiraiya: "Okay... I'm ready."
Naruto with torn clothes, bruises on both eyes, and looks worn out: "Again!?"
Jiraiya: "Eh, it won't take long. Besides, we made a deal -- I'd give you lessons while you supplied the distraction at the hot springs in the female bath with your Kage Bushin No Jutsu."

Naruto: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of E-C-T.."
Sakura (backup): "WhoOa, yeah!"
Sasuke: "Sock it to me, sock it to me."

Shino: "Earth!"
Lee: "Wind!"
Naruto: "Fire!"
Ino: "Water!"
Sakura: "Heart!"
Kyuubi: "By your powers combined, I am Kyuubi!"


Hmph, I tried...

[hobobaggins]

"I don't get it," stated Shikamaru blankly.

Zooms slowly up on Naruto with watery eyes (to Sasuke): "He's... so... cool!"

Gai: "Many mention I resemble Lee, who's this Bruce Lee they speak of?"

Girls of Konoha: "Forget what's-his-name Sasuke. I want Lee! From what I've heard, if he could move that fast during the battles of the Chuunin Exam.. imagine him in bed!" (followed by screams of sigh and excitement)
QUOTE]

haha! these were funny! nice first try! keep up the good werk.

[quote]Gai: My Flashy good looks keep my secrets about what i do with that turtle
Lee: what do you do with that turtle?
Gai:... ... ... i ... err. dont feed it.
Lee: ??? :confused: what is so bad about that?
Gai: What? i dont screw turtles.
Kakashi: i cant believe that. WHY did you just say that?
Gai: ACK! you were listening?
Naruto: why is that bad?
Gai: i am going to go home and cry...

Orochimru: what do mc donalds and Michale jackson have in common?
MJ: dunno...
Orochimaru: you both like to sink your meat into 12 year old buns!!! haha!
MJ: what is the difference between you and a shopping bag?
Oro: shopping bag?
MJ: one is plastic, white, and dangerous for kids to play around... and the other you put groceries in.
Oro: oh yeah? what did the old lady say to you at the beach?
MJ: i dont know?
Oro: Can you leave? your in my son!

[Manga Maniac]

Lee: what do you do with that turtle?
Gai:... ... ... i ... err. dont feed it.
Lee: ??? :confused: what is so bad about that?
Gai: What? i dont screw turtles.
Kakashi: i cant believe that. WHY did you just say that?
Gai: ACK! you were listening?
Naruto: why is that bad?
Gai: i am going to go home and cry...

Orochimru: what do mc donalds and Michale jackson have in common?
MJ: dunno...
Orochimaru: you both like to sink your meat into 12 year old buns!!! haha!
MJ: what is the difference between you and a shopping bag?
Oro: shopping bag?
MJ: one is plastic, white, and dangerous for kids to play around... and the other you put groceries in.
Oro: oh yeah? what did the old lady say to you at the beach?
MJ: i dont know?
Oro: Can you leave? your in my son!


LOL!!! OMG!! THose were sooo god :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh:
Especially the one with oro and MJ. I hope this thread never ends. That goes also for the parody thread :D

[hobobaggins]

many years ago...

Tsunade: eww. fucking gross. you can summon frogs? how slimy! yuck
Jirara: you like eating eel though.
Tsunade: so? what? i hate slimy things!
Jirara: said the girl who summons slugs...

[kisame]

hobbobaggins nice diss on michael jackson and orochimaru more of those would be good the best one is the mccdonald one

oro:i feel pretty oh so pretty and whitty and gay and i pity any girl who is not me (west side story)

hokage:naruto you are a god among insects

naruto:whats an insect

hokage:and the brain of an insect(he would say that)

jiraiya:ok goku ahhh i mean naruto ima teach you a new move know kamehame uhhhh im mean rasengan

orochimaru:hey jiroubu whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack whore

jiroubu: what

orochimaru: the prostitute can wash her crack and resale it

orochimaru:michael jackson is what really hes my long lost talentless child molesting brother im so proud i finally have a real romodle

michael jackson:teheee hee hee (wait he does say that)

jiraiya:naruto i want you to know something......your ugly and cant read well

jiraiya:naruto if you let the akatsuki capture you will be anal raped till kyuubis seal is broken and frees him

[monir]

Girls of Konoha: "Forget what's-his-name Sasuke. I want Lee! From what I've heard, if he could move that fast during the battles of the Chuunin Exam.. imagine him in bed!" (followed by screams of sigh and excitement)

"How much do you love me?" questioned Gaara slowly to his siblings, then extends both his arms horizontally away from his body, "Do you love me this much?"Hehe...Now it makes sense why some Naruto fans cosider Lee the pimp..Shame on me for not realizing that soon..With Sakura's intelligence, she definitely will figure that out..If not, there is always that practical application with Sasuke that will aid her to figure things out(if he ever notices her) which will follow in the coming years..:D..These are great..

haha..oh man..my stomach hurts..Hobobaggins is still my favorite..Oro asks MJ..Orochimru: what do mc donalds and Michale jackson have in common?
MJ: dunno...
Orochimaru: you both like to sink your meat into 12 year old buns!!! haha!

MJ's turn to ask Oro..MJ: what is the difference between you and a shopping bag?
Oro: shopping bag?
MJ: one is plastic, white, and dangerous for kids to play around... and the other you put groceries in.

Oro returns with his own...Oro: oh yeah? what did the old lady say to you at the beach?
MJ: i dont know?
Oro: Can you leave? your in my son!See what I mean?...:D:D:D..Hobobaggins, hope you dont mind me for making a little adjustment for my benefit..I hope Jay Leno doesnt still you from us...hehe...you are in my son...priceless

edit: wrote it still instead of steal :heh:

[hobobaggins]

oh know! jay leno still me? ... wait still me? oh. make still = kill. gotcha.

Sasuke: fuck. with this level 2 seal i have to cover my eyes like kakashi... but i have to cover both of them
*later*
Sasuke: NARUTO! clean the fucking toilet! there is crap in the damn toilet!
Naruto: how do you know you cant see...
Sasuke: i can still smell it after i flushed!
Naruto hai hai....
Sasuke: thank you. i can FINALLY do my buisness now.
Naruto: nihihihihihihi
Sasuke: OW! fuck! take the plunger out of the toilet after your done!
Naruto: nihihihihihihi
Sasuke: imma get you for this.

Naruto: letter for you sasuke
Sasuke: thanks.... wow. long letter.
Naruto:...
Sasuke *takes off blindfold* WAIT YOU LITTLE FUCK! this is Stucco!

Naruto: *holding screwdriver and a doorhandle*
Sasuke: bye i am going out now.
Naruto:*supresses laugh*
Sasuke: *walks into a wall*
Sasuke: FUCK! who put this doorknob on the wall?
Naruto: *runs*

[Manga Maniac]

oh know! jay leno still me? ... wait still me? oh. make still = kill. gotcha.

Sasuke: fuck. with this level 2 seal i have to cover my eyes like kakashi... but i have to cover both of them
*later*
Sasuke: NARUTO! clean the fucking toilet! there is crap in the damn toilet!
Naruto: how do you know you cant see...
Sasuke: i can still smell it after i flushed!
Naruto hai hai....
Sasuke: thank you. i can FINALLY do my buisness now.
Naruto: nihihihihihihi
Sasuke: OW! fuck! take the plunger out of the toilet after your done!
Naruto: nihihihihihihi
Sasuke: imma get you for this.

Naruto: letter for you sasuke
Sasuke: thanks.... wow. long letter.
Naruto:...
Sasuke *takes off blindfold* WAIT YOU LITTLE FUCK! this is Stucco!

Naruto: *holding screwdriver and a doorhandle*
Sasuke: bye i am going out now.
Naruto:*supresses laugh*
Sasuke: *walks into a wall*
Sasuke: FUCK! who put this doorknob on the wall?
Naruto: *runs*


LOL!!!Hobobaggins Sooo pwns us all. :D

[wnkryo]

Hokage to some kid with blonde hiar on street corner: Hey boy.. come here.

boy : Hokage sama! what you doing here old man?

Hokage : look, i got some fine .. medicine for you boy.

boy Ano sa, Ano sa.... isnt that weed?

Hokage : ... maby, maby.. even if it is ... dont act like you dont want iT! I can tell u smoke dat shiznat , dont lie!

boy : :D no doubt fool, lets be out and smoke dis joint.

Hokage : aight, but remember.. Puff Puff, pass!

[hobobaggins]

... no. please try again.

Hokage to some kid with blonde hiar on street corner: Hey boy.. come here.

boy : Hokage sama! what you doing here old man?

Hokage : look, i got some fine .. medicine for you boy.

boy Ano sa, Ano sa.... isnt that weed?

Hokage : ... maby, maby.. even if it is ... dont act like you dont want iT! I can tell u smoke dat shiznat , dont lie!

boy : no doubt fool, lets be out and smoke dis joint.

Hokage : aight, but remember.. Puff Puff, pass!


... you have homosexuality, which can be funny, but you did not pursue it.
you have weed which can also be funny... but again, you did not pursue it to the extent that it is funny. please try again soon.

[wnkryo]

... no. please try again.


... you have homosexuality, which can be funny, but you did not pursue it.
you have weed which can also be funny... but again, you did not pursue it to the extent that it is funny. please try again soon.


What part of that was homo? !! Lol did i miss something?

[Lee-pimp]

[QUOTE]Girls of Konoha: "Forget what's-his-name Sasuke. I want Lee! From what I've heard, if he could move that fast during the battles of the Chuunin Exam.. imagine him in bed!" (followed by screams of sigh and excitement)[QUOTE]
now then didnt i tell you all that lee is the biggest pimp of the naruto world

[Manga Maniac]

[QUOTE]Girls of Konoha: "Forget what's-his-name Sasuke. I want Lee! From what I've heard, if he could move that fast during the battles of the Chuunin Exam.. imagine him in bed!" (followed by screams of sigh and excitement)[QUOTE]
now then didnt i tell you all that lee is the biggest pimp of the naruto world



LOL!!!! WORD! :D

[Hunter]

Girls of Konoha: "Forget what's-his-name Sasuke. I want Lee! From what I've heard, if he could move that fast during the battles of the Chuunin Exam.. imagine him in bed!" (followed by screams of sigh and excitement)
now then didnt i tell you all that lee is the biggest pimp of the naruto world

Well franckly I don't think that women appreciates the odor and the feeling of the burned plastic, if you see what I wants to say...

http://kaosounet.free.fr/gif/biggrinangelA.gif

[hobobaggins]

What part of that was homo? !! Lol did i miss something?
could be homo... hey boy come here....

i am saying you could have used homo elements.

rubber not plastic... racecar smell is bad. not to mention that if lee opened the gates while doing that, he would prolly create enough friction to burn his bollocks. (and everything else around there)

HELL YEAH! FMA 8 @ 250kb/s

[Lst2touchdasky]

Zabuza:WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME, I WAS SOPOSE TO BE A DEVIL IN HELL!
Gaurdians: Nope turns out that your parents were buddhist and you never been to church so were assuming that your still a buddhist=> Reincarnation
Zabuza:WHAT?!!! I demand to know where Haku IS!!!!
King of hell: Hmm... if i tell you will you go quietly?
Zabuza: I might
King of hell:Well Haku was pretty much a good person in his past life, so we granted haku his wish- Haku is going to reincarnate as a girl. Not just any girl his future is to be the worlds hottest model.
Zabuza: SCORE! I CAN SCREW HAKU IN MY NEXT LIFE AND IT WONT BE SEEN AS A BAD THING!
King of hell: sorry nope.
Zabuza: By no, you mean it will be seen as a bad thing, which must means I come back as a girl also... OO even better
King of hell::twich: still no
Zabuza: So... if im not a girl or a guy... So im going to be both... How intresting
King of hell::twitch: :twitch: :twitch:
Zabuza: Hey king man you feelin ok? you looking at me funny
King of hell:sorry- you wont be screwing anything in your next life. Were making you monk in your next life.
Zabuza: WHAT YOU CANT DO THAT!
King of hell: O yes i can
Zabuza: OOO i get it,Your jealous, since i have such better looking hair then you and since i can get any girl that i want. your just crabby because you're dead, creepy looking, havent got any in centuries. wait... Since you're soposable a saint you probally didnt get any while you were alive! THATS the reason isnt it?!!? ISNT IT!
King of hell: exactly
Zabuza: :twitch: Thats no how your sopose to respond..
King of hell: Gaurdians just take him away
Zabuza: IM NOT DOnE TALKING TO you! Thats RIGHT SENd YOU MEN AT mE.
*king of hell goes and washes off make up*
Gai: now thats why im am the king of hell * freaky wink*

*edit* didnt seem like enough so i added more

[Manga Maniac]

LOL!!that just might happen Lst2touchdasky :D
You nevver know :naughty:

[monir]

Well franckly I don't think that women appreciates the odor and the feeling of the burned plastic, if you see what I wants to say...

http://kaosounet.free.fr/gif/biggrinangelA.gifhe would prolly create enough friction to burn his bollocks. (and everything else around there)

HELL YEAH! FMA 8 @ 250kb/sAre you two kidding? While taking a trip to 7th heaven, the ladies wont care about burned rubber/plastic, or Lee for his burned bullocks:naughty:

Since we are bragging, Chrono Crusade @ 402 kb/s :D
Zabuza:WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME, I WAS SOPOSE TO BE A DEVIL IN HELL!
Gaurdians: Nope turns out that your parents were buddhist and you never been to church so were assuming that your still a buddhist=> Reincarnation
Zabuza: I demand to know where Haku IS!!!!
King of hell: Hmm... if i tell you will you go quietly?
Zabuza: I might
King of hell:Well Haku was pretty much a good person in his past life, so we granted haku his wish- Haku is going to reincarnate as a girl. Not just any girl his future is to be the worlds hottest model.
Zabuza: SCORE! I CAN SCREW HAKU IN MY NEXT LIFE AND IT WONT BE SEEN AS A BAD THING!
King of hell: sorry nope.
Zabuza: what do you mean no?
King of hell: you wont be screwing anything in your next life, to repent for your sins were making your a buddhist monk.
Zabuza: WHAT YOU CANT DO THAT! *goes crazy and jumps down the wrong reincarnation pit*
King of hell: ughh...haha..Even in after life Buddhist gets it easy...:D

[aFlipGuy]

dunno if this has been done, i only read 2 pages ^_^

Zabuza: hey haku get on that sexy dress again and give me a lap dance

hinata: um....naruto.....um i like ur big weewee

Neji:next time we fight, wear some underwear

eh thats all i wanna say ^_^

[hobobaggins]

oh. is this a brag off?
... crap. i cant download that fast at home... but....

hah! 700kb/s , naruto chapter 173 (at school) (where i dont have manga except for downloading)

Zabuza:WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME, I WAS SOPOSE TO BE A DEVIL IN HELL!
Gaurdians: Nope turns out that your parents were buddhist and you never been to church so were assuming that your still a buddhist=> Reincarnation
Zabuza: I demand to know where Haku IS!!!!
King of hell: Hmm... if i tell you will you go quietly?
Zabuza: I might
King of hell:Well Haku was pretty much a good person in his past life, so we granted haku his wish- Haku is going to reincarnate as a girl. Not just any girl his future is to be the worlds hottest model.
Zabuza: SCORE! I CAN SCREW HAKU IN MY NEXT LIFE AND IT WONT BE SEEN AS A BAD THING!
King of hell: sorry nope.
Zabuza: what do you mean no?
King of hell: you wont be screwing anything in your next life, to repent for your sins were making your a buddhist monk.
Zabuza: WHAT YOU CANT DO THAT! *goes crazy and jumps down the wrong reincarnation pit*
King of hell: ughh...
hehe. imma do some good shit about taoism.

[hobobaggins]

*BUMP*

tsunade: Naruto, you are now hokage
Naruto: hell fucking yeah! now, where do i sign?
tsunade: here.
Naruto: hell yeah! everyone recognize me now!
Tsunade: oh. some paperwork
(50 tons of paper hit naruto)
Naruto:fuck
*kunai sticks in paper, saving naruto*
Naruto: great. an ass ass ination.

to be continued

[monir]

haahaa...will be waiting like a rock on paper..btw, was it initiation or ination.?.

edit: never mind, i see what you mean...:heh:

[Moon The Cat]

Haku: Ice Ice Baby! Ice Ice Baby!
Kisame: I swear, this nose is completely mine, no surgery.

I just HAD to post this.

[hobobaggins]

Kisame: ... ... Too many nose studs does this to you as an adult.
Kisame: i wanna be goku... WAAH! not enough hair!

Itachi: I get dizzy watching my sharingan pupils in the mirror.

Naruto: I dont other shit with the mirror

Kakashi: I Hate mirrors.

Gai: I pose before mirrors.

[hobobaggins]

*BuMp*

characters, about haircuts

Gai: haircuts should be done with a bowl
kakashi: i dont get haircuts. i just dodge... if i dodge to slow. then snip!
Sasuke: *hmmph*
sakura: only if i get a long melodramatic speech afterward
Naruto: doesnt matter. my hair grows back in minutes
Hokage: aah. to have hair again
Ibiki: At least you arent supposed to have hair
Kiba: I want long hair. like a dog.
Shino: my bugs do it for me
Orochimaru: the last person to cut my hair was anko... ill get her for that.
Tsunade: I just henge it away!
Hobobaggins: we are not talking about armpit hair
Tsunade: oh. i use a kunai
Nauruto: I used epyl-stop and spray to make iruka-sensei bald for awhile.

[monir]

hehe..thanks for reminding...I am going to the barber first thing tomorrow...:D:D

[Lst2touchdasky]

Edited mine. was the original one better?

[hobobaggins]

nah its better longer... keep on going. dont stop.

[Fei-san]

Striding amidst the fields, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Sakura! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to f*ck you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the terrain! It is Sasuke, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He bellows thunderously:

"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!"


Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the desert! It is Naruto, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I feel like chicken tonight!"


Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the hotel lobby! It is Kakashi, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you so thoroughly, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"


Hark! Who is that, prowling along the steppes! It is Orochimaru, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to beat you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

Prowling over the mountains, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Tsunade! And she gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to hump you beyond capacity, and then some!!"


Running across the tarmac, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Anko! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I pillage until there is no more hope!"

Stalking out of the hotel lobby, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Ino! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to flog you so utterly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"


Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the tundra! It is Hinata, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you spontaneously degenerate!"


Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the icy wasteland! It is Kabuto, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you into the danger zone, and plunge you into financial ruin!"


Lo! Who is that, running on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Dosu, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you faster than the speed of sound!!!"


Striding over the desert, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Zaku! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to clobber you beyond your expiration date, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"


Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the cliffs! It is Gaara, hands clutching a meaty axe! He howls vengefully:

"This one's for you, mom! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kazekage, hands clutching a thorned whip! He screams ominously:

"I'm going to punch you beyond mortal comprehension, and roll you in creamy neugut!"



Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the tarmac! It is Zabuza, hands clutching a meaty axe! he bellows gutterally:

"I'm going to smack you with such zeal, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!!!"

Lo! Who is that, sprinting over the steppes! It is Haku, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Skulking along the fields, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Shino! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to hump you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the terrain! It is Neji, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"


Striding over the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Hiashi! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!!"
The family seem to act the same Oo

Stalking through the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Hanabi! And she gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm seriously going to contort you beyond your expiration date!!"

Prowling on the wasteland, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Hizashi! And he gives a cruel howl:

"In the name of malice, I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!!"

Rampaging along the fields, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Hokage! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"





Took it from my other thread i made, supose it fits better here, but some of these would actually some of them say i think Oo

[monir]

LOL..:D:D..Hobobaggins will be pleased as me, since these are the best in a while...Thanks, Fei-san...

[Lee-pimp]

kinda weird and repetetive but decent
i would make another but i dont feel like thinking right now so mabye later

[Elysium]

*conflict-alleviating counselor sits Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi down to talk out their tension*

Counselor: okay, today we're going to play a simple, harmless game. I want you to put yourselves in each others' shoes, and say things about yourselves.

Naruto: I'm a little mopey bitch who can't stand the fact that Naruto's stronger than me!

Sasuke: I like to kiss my own ass with dreams of someday becoming more than the trash I'll end up being anyway!

Sakura: I'm a stupid pervert who likes to sit around reading naughty books and peeking in on my female students. That's AGAINST THE LAW, YOU KNOW.

Kakashi: I'm a little uptight bitch who won't ever get the hot guy of my dreams, ever! Also, Kakashi is very very hot. Also, I'm not wearing any underwear. *please please pleeeeease*

*Gai and Lee peep their heads through the door*

Gai: Oooo---tto! MY YOUTH IS EXPLOSIVE LIKE THE FLOWER BLOSSOMS OF THE SPRING THAT ARE CONSTANTLY IN BLOOM BECAUSE I'M HIGH ON LIFE AND NOT ON DRUGS!!!!

Lee: I'm a white-eyed son of a bitch who doesn't know how to play nice with my teammates. Also, I'm hideously ugly, and probably have very bad bodily odors!

[Dopeskills]

Orochimaru & MJ: "I have absolutely no interest in twelve year old boys..."

[hobobaggins]

actually, Orochimaru does not like 12 year old boys. sasuke is 14 is he not?

Sakura: I'm a stupid pervert who likes to sit around reading naughty books and peeking in on my female students. That's AGAINST THE LAW, YOU KNOW.
(continuation of Elysium's)
Kakashi: it isnt illegal if you dont get caught :love: .... as if gai and asuma and kurenai do it too...
Sakura: Kurenai too? :eyebrow:
Kakashi: whoops. was not supposed to say that... ehh... disregard that.

Naruto: Oh yeah! I am an angst ridden bastard just because my parents and clan got wiped out
Sasuke: Oh yeah! well i dont have a clan! none! nada!
Naruto: Ive got pubic warts.
Sasuke: how did you know?
Naruto: :dots: i didnt.
Sasuke: shit.

Gai: Oooo---tto! MY YOUTH IS EXPLOSIVE LIKE THE FLOWER BLOSSOMS OF THE SPRING THAT ARE CONSTANTLY IN BLOOM BECAUSE I'M HIGH ON LIFE AND NOT ON DRUGS!!!!
Kakashi: that decides it, i am making a drug called life.
Gai: oooh! my eternal rival kakashi! so cool!

Neji: I am a loser who cannot even defeat gaara. I need a haircut
Lee: I am a stuck up genius nazi who likes beating on little girls

[Dorfl]

actually, Orochimaru does not like 12 year old boys. sasuke is 14 is he not?
Nah, he's twelve when he first shows up in the manga, and as far as we know they're all still twelve. Yeah, time sure moves slowly when you're kicking some ass :p

[Alfzilla]

Nah, he's twelve when he first shows up in the manga, and as far as we know they're all still twelve. Yeah, time sure moves slowly when you're kicking some ass :p

Actualy supposedly there suppose to be 13 where the anime is at and 14 at where the manga is at. But im not sure exacly where that information originated from.

[monir]

Haha...very nice Elysium...Reminds me of a certain Sasuke thread..:D...

[Dragon Flame]

Sasuke is 13 where the manga and the anime is - its been one year since the beginning when they were twelve

[Dorfl]

Where is that written? I don't remember Kishimoto saying any such thing as "One year later..."

[Fast as light24]

Naruto: So Jairya, what are we doing today, you know cause you have to train me and such.
Jairya: Well, we are going to learn the Summon no Jutsu.
Naruto: WOAH, are you serious!?!? What do I get to summon, WolfS???
Jairya: No
Naruto: Oh something cooler like: Bears, Lions, Monkeys, or Dragons????
Jairya: No
Naruto: DAMN this is gonna be good, what is it then???
Jairya: Frogs.
Naruto: .....what the.....oh that was a good one......so is it some type of amphibian then?
Jairya: Yes it is, its frogs.
Naruto: WHAT, how can I beat someone with frogs?
Jairya: Well you can ride on there back and use the frogs tounge to whap them on the ground......
Nauro:..........this is so freakin dumb......I am so out of here....KAKASHI SENSEI!!!! Where are you?????!!!!

Ahh the best I could come up with........blah

[monir]

haha...well, when I read some of the spoilers (bless me father for I have sin) posted by the manga readers, about how cool it will be when Naruto can summon a frog, my reaction was similar to Naruto..What's the big deal?..But Gamabunta-sama has changed my mind.. good ones :D..

[hobobaggins]

Where is that written? I don't remember Kishimoto saying any such thing as "One year later..."

well, we know some things lasted X # of days... we just extrapolate from there

Manga starts
1 day of academy
1 night of fighting
2 days of training with kakashi sensei
1+ days of D missions
2 weeks of Mist Mission (took a week for kakashi to recover)
Chuunin exam!
1 day- test 1
5 days-test 2
3 months break
1 day of fighting.
ect

[Dorfl]

Okay, keep extrapolating and let me know the results.

[Dragon Flame]

Naruto was 12 at the beginning, and a few eps ago Sandaime said "its been 13 years since then.... (Kyuubi attacking)" hence, Naruto is now 13 years old

[Dorfl]

Ah so, now we all know. OrochiMJ has a thing for 13 year old boys. Oh wait, we already knew that. :heh:

[pathyfinder]

Vicious: Oh I'll d/l the first sub whoever does it .... screw ANBU_Aone! (I admire your patience!)

the ANBU's: Let's all take off our masks! (they are silly)

Any Naruto fan: oh i'll just wait until next month to get that episode. (school/work will hold me until then)

Neji and Gaara: I'm so happy I was born.... life is nothing but roses! *hold hands and skip off together*.... *Naruto joins them*

[hobobaggins]

Vicious: Oh I'll d/l the first sub whoever does it .... screw ANBU_Aone! (I admire your patience!) lol. lmao

since i read the manga i just say "what the hell" and download it twice. sometimes 3 times one (raw) (saiyaman) two (saiyaman)(fastest)three(best)(anbu-aone)

yeah

Dranz: (anything friviolous, like i like cheese!)

Monir: (anything over 4 lines)

god:(anything)

Bruce:(anything not stupid)

Jew(lives in israel):(anything about brotherly love)

Palestine:(anything not having to do with: koran, bomb, bus, burka[bhruqua?])

Kevin and/or bean: (anything slowly)

Clown: (anything but something scary.)

clowns are scary... you have never seen a clown. they are really vicious and cruel with huge teeth, large feet and big noses... you have never seen clowns. NO! their face is NATURALLY white... you have just seen people dressed as clowns...

[pathyfinder]

had to put that one.... got to say Vicious is loyal and consistant!
(i'd be lost without some of his answers) Heck there would be that one then.....

VICIOUS, HUNTER, DRANZ: Heck don't ask me I don't know anything about Naruto! Anime sucks get a life!

NEJI: I come here today to ask for the hand of (marriage) Hinata. I want to keep the clan as pure as possible and make many children with her. (heck is he even allowed to marry her if he wanted to?)


Mr. Hobobaggins you frightened me.... clowns freak me out always did.... actually never met another person who enjoyed them, but I'm sure there are good ones (ones without make up and do something other than slap-stick- stupidity doesn't make me laugh)

i've been known to d/l raw and three/four other versions also..... sorry they don't let me have crack any more! *just kidding on the crack remark*

[monir]

Monir: (anything over 4 lines)

god:(anything).Monir: Always saying too much

Hobobaggins: "Monir, you write too much. God, anything less than 4 lines"..*:D*

Dragon Flame: "Welcome, newbie!!" *with both hands wide spread and the tears of joy*

Viscious: "Eat my shorts, Lord Akira.".

Pathyfinder: "Come to mommy, Sakura." *welcome back..missed your :naughty: smiley*

Dranz: "Founder, President and even Treasurer of the ASS (Anti-Sasuke Syndicate). Fear me." *saying all that without a ;). )

Hunter: "Screw sassssy_kay, lets go Kabuto"..*joins ASS too*

TheGreatYakoshi: :love:Sasuke:love:

Uzumaki626: "Do your own avy, you--no talent ass kissing bitch..*he is my eternal friend in the Naruto Forum*

Hobogod: "I am a vegeterian"..*A true master of sarcasm-no-jutsu, who likes snicker-bar and an infrequent writer*


will edit...

[Lee-pimp]

clowns are just plain scary they just have something about them that isnt pleasent

i usually dl the first one if im really aniticpating an epidode like 60 ill dl the raw

any clown: im going to leave now for the sake of not scaring little children im going to live a life as a janitor as this is the only job i can think of where im allowed to scare children hmmmm.......maybe a lunch lady??o well

me:anything bashing lee and prasing sasuke and the white eyed nazi (neji)

[Dragon Flame]

NEWBIES?! WHERE?! *growls*

[hobobaggins]

NEJI: I come here today to ask for the hand of (marriage) Hinata. I want to keep the clan as pure as possible and make many children with her. (heck is he even allowed to marry her if he wanted to?)

uhh... *GAGS VIOLENTLY!*

Viscious: "Eat my shorts, Lord Akira.".

hehe. love that.

Britney Spears: something that cant be interpreted to mean something about sex

Putin: anything. has he said ANYTHING that has appeared in the american press?

BoA: I think I am ugly...

music fans: ...

Ayumi: me too :P listen to avex.

music fans: ...

Christina aguilera: porn

music fans: WHERE????

R kelly: IS it preteen?

Ann landers: there is porn that isnt preteen?

[monir]

Haha..Looks like this one is gonna go berserk..Putin: anything. has he said ANYTHING that has appeared in the american press?
When he referred Michael Jordan as "his airness"..

[Elysium]

Gaara: ya know, I'm not all that evil once you get to know me. I actually have feelings!... like, inducing orgasms when I kill people... or... feeling really great when I kill people, or, hmm... knowing that I can only be satisfied when I kill people! Hmm... that didn't help, did it?

Neji: Would you like fries with that?

Sakura: I can't wait until I mature so I can grow big impressive boobs to flaunt in Sasuke's face! *goes back to idolizing her Mai Shiranui poster*

[pathyfinder]

Quote from Monir:
"Pathyfinder: "Come to mommy, Sakura." *welcome back..missed your smiley*"

...... ah actually I could and would love her if she was my daughter, heck even I'm annoying (who would of figured?) ..... but good one! Thx!

LOVE the one where Dragon Flame is hugging the newbies!

NEJI: "Naruto, oh geeze did I hurt you, I'm sorry, let me help you up! Oh, and have you met my dearest friend, Hinata? She is like the greatest Ninja she taught me everything I know."

Examiner questioning: "where is Gaara & Sasuke?"
Response from Naruto: "Uhm... they are at the Hospital with a huge basket of flowers singing psalms for Lee with Sakura & Ino" ...." I better go Or I"LL be late, come on Neji!"

DRAGON FLAME: "I'll never correct members in the forum again, I'm sure if they felt good enough to write it that it's ok with me!"

(this is a joke-ok)

DRAGON FLAME, SMEE, & BLACK-LIGHT: "Group hug everyone & I'll never flame again". (love the laughs you have, but sometimes you are just simply so "sakura")

[hobobaggins]

neji singing for lee... lol... i cant imagine that...

[Lst2touchdasky]

Neji: Aww who gives a crap about clan secrets any more. Hey kid tell every one im starting a Q and A session about my clan
2 hours later

Kid: So mister, how come your eyes are like that

Neji: To tell you the truth kid, my greatest ansestors were major drug addicts, they were using needles to shoot themselves up with the strongest drugs out there, but since needles were risky most my family was dieing off, so after years and years my family developed a way to see how the the body worked. Simply natural selection. NExt kid...

Kid2: How did sharigan come from you people?

Neji: We use to have 3 family groups instead of just 2, one to buy the drugs, one to find the drugs, and one to deal it out. And since drugs are illegal we Finders had to be careful so AgAIN natural selection.

Kid3:Are you a drug addict

Neji: Do your vains pop unnaturally like mine?

Kid3: you didnt answer my question...

Neji: just go away

kid 4: Whats your clan's biggest fear?

Neji: FLying pigs

Kid 4: why flying pigs

Neji: dumb people like you could get smarter... NEXT

Kid 5: what do you think of Lee

Neji: *starts to day dream* i just love that pickle suit

Kid 5: what?

Naruto: *writes all this down* you'll understand in a couple of years.

[twomonthobsessive]

Naruto: Duh, baka!

Shikamaru: Sasuke's my best friend.

Sasuke: Maybe we can rent a movie, drink hot chocolate and snuggle under the cozy colonial quilt I made...

Hinata: mOvE, bIAtCh! gEt oUt tHe WaY!

Iruka: I have complete confidence in you Naruto!

Jiraiya: Sexy no jutsu again?

Kidoumaru: *hack!* *cough cough* stuck *cough!* in my *hack* throat! *gag* keels over backwards, turning blue with his six arms poking out in all directions

Chouji: Yeah I'm fat - so what?

Kakashi: Kama Sutra? What's that?

Asuma: *chewing on carrot stick* I quit ...

Orochimaru: No really, I'm not the heir of Slytherin...

[monir]

Lst2touchdasky, that Q&A session was a killer..:D:D:D:D..I gotta stop laughing...People are giving me :eyebrow: look...

Orochimaru: No really, I'm not the heir of Slytherin...good one..

[pathyfinder]

Quote: Orochimaru: No really, I'm not the heir of Slytherin...

This would actually make sence !

ANY NARUTO FAN: We won't make anymore new threads regarding the sexual nature of any character again. (crap is it a full moon or what !)

[monir]

hehe..hehe..I am checking the sky...nah..but its pretty cold and snow everywhere..frustration due to long abstinence? priest? MJ? who knows....

[Kempis Curious]

Lee - "Shou... ryu Ken!"

Sakura - "Well, MY blood line limit power is to stand around and look astonished!"

Hokage - "It has been determined that the sand ninjas are evil, murdering bastards. They will be executed at once."

Naruto - "Marry me, Hinata-san"

Sasuke - "Marry me, Naruto-chan"

Gaara - "Argh! There's something in my eye! Could be sand!"

Orochimaru - "I'm a product of a dysfunctional environment which never allowed my inner child to self-actualize. My first step to personal fulfillment is to apologize and make amends for all the hurt I've caused."


-k

[Lee-pimp]

you messed up chan and san unless you did it on purpose
san=boys
chan=girls
im back with more
tsunade: sakura you want sauske right?
sakura: right
tsunade: well im going to teach you a jutsu that cant fail to get him into bed unless hes gay that is
sakura: YATA!!!!!!! what is it called
tsunade: multi size no jutsu
sakura: but thats choiji's how will that help
tsunade: no no not choiji's my multi size no jutsu it multiplies the size of your boobs ten fold
sakura: ohhhhhh
tsunade spends months training sakura finally she gets it and performs it then goes to sasuke
sakura: sasuke-kun where are you
sasuke: im here sakura
sakura: oh sasuke how are you
sasuke: ok
sakura: ne sasuke-kun do you notice something different about me?
sasuke: uh yeah your boobs have grown thats why you were with tsunade-sama
sakura: uh yeah but your supoosed to be like swooning over me by now
sauske:im gay
sakura: damn well i guess i shouldnt waste these uh lets see lee or naruto ohhh i have an idea
later
sakura: KAKASHI SENSAI OH KAKSHI SENSAI
kakshi: ye'oh my god sakura :love:
sakura: no no no not you i need your book
kakshi: my book what for
sakura: well i need to know what to do with naruto and lee dont i?
kakshi: what why them you know sakura... i ... i have much more expierience
sakura: ERO (slaps him)
finds book and goes to naruto
sakura: naruto-kun
naruto:sakura-chan woh sakura chan :love: :love: :love: :bow: i am your humble servent
sakura: ok lets go i know a cheep hotel
naruto:uh what
sakura: come on naruto i want some action now and sasuke is gay so lets go
naruto: sakura your going to fast for me i dont like you anymore you slut go find lee
sakura proceeds to find lee she does and then ends up with him in her cheep hotel
lee ends up happy sakura is content and everyone lives happily ever after
wow that was way too long and probably bad but i dont feel like editing so have fun

[monir]

Orochimaru - "I'm a product of a dysfunctional environment which never allowed my inner child to self-actualize. My first step to personal fulfillment is to apologize and make amends for all the hurt I've caused."

-k:D..haha..sounds like a confession to Dr. Phil..good one..

Lee Pimp, that was hilarious. Sakura and Lee makes sense, now only if the animator would realize because Sakura will realize what an asset Lee is pretty soon, say about 2-3 years?..

[Dryad]

The ramen guy : Sorry Naruto we're closed today.

Asuma : If the temptation is to great .... Nicoret

Kakuro : Those are really batman ears.

Temari : Isn't there anyone with a decent hair cut around here?

Oro : Hey hey hi kids! Oh wait he would actualy like to say this :heh:

Well i'll try to post again when 2 of my brain cells will manage to link with each other. See ya in January all :D

[kisame]

3rd hokage:im to old for this shit
naruto:i sit down to pee
jiraiya:i take a whisky drink i take a choclated drink when i have to pee i use the kitchen sink.
jiraiya:hey wheres my keg
jiraiya: from this day forth i am a sex novel inventer "throws pants out a window"
guy on street: do us a favor and invent some underpants
oro: i see dead people........all the time
kyuubi:god damn naruto ever heard of gas ex
chouji:my names fat bastard
chouiji: i eat cause im unhappy and im unhappy cause i eat its a viscouse cycle.
chouji:im going on the subway diet
orochimaru:i swear i didnt touch her, she's a girl
ino's dad:liar
kabuto:hey oro whats it mean when i have a dream where im giving you a sponge bath.
shikamaru's dad:just because shikamaru's smart doesnt mean i like him, he lazy and complains and is totally weak and worthless.
jiraiya and naruto: sitting at a bar together singing 99 beers on the wall 99 beers on the wall take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall
2 hours later
jiraiya still singing naruto passed out:2 bottles of beer on the wall "hick" no wait four no six no two "hick burp" "thud" passes out on floor.
jiraiya:dont mess with master pimp jiraiya itachi i know all your pimpin secrets.

[Kempis Curious]

you messed up chan and san unless you did it on purpose
san=boys
chan=girls


Hee hee yeah, I knew that. :D

What I couldn't remember was the name of Naruto as a girl. :confused: Didn't someone around here make up something clever? Was it Naruko?


Uhhh...

I can't think of any more that aren't lame. :( I'll spare y'all this time. :mad:

-k

[Lee-pimp]

yeah its naruKO

[monir]

3rd hokage:im to old for this shit
naruto:i sit down to pee
jiraiya:i take a whisky drink i take a choclated drink when i have to pee i use the kitchen sink.
jiraiya:hey wheres my keg
jiraiya: from this day forth i am a sex novel inventer "throws pants out a window"
guy on street: do us a favor and invent some underpants
oro: i see dead people........all the time
kyuubi:god damn naruto ever heard of gas ex
chouji:my names fat bastard
chouiji: i eat cause im unhappy and im unhappy cause i eat its a viscouse cycle.
chouji:im going on the subway diet
orochimaru:i swear i didnt touch her, she's a girl
ino's dad:liar
kabuto:hey oro whats it mean when i have a dream where im giving you a sponge bath.
shikamaru's dad:just because shikamaru's smart doesnt mean i like him, he lazy and complains and is totally weak and worthless.
jiraiya and naruto: sitting at a bar together singing 99 beers on the wall 99 beers on the wall take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall
2 hours later
jiraiya still singing naruto passed out:2 bottles of beer on the wall "hick" no wait four no six no two "hick burp" "thud" passes out on floor.
jiraiya:dont mess with master pimp jiraiya itachi i know all your pimpin secrets.:D:D:D I liked the adaptation of Chumbawamba and the Simpsons..Kabuto's dream is funny too..:D:D:D

[hobobaggins]

Naruto: Duh, baka!

Shikamaru: Sasuke's my best friend.

Sasuke: Maybe we can rent a movie, drink hot chocolate and snuggle under the cozy colonial quilt I made...

Hinata: mOvE, bIAtCh! gEt oUt tHe WaY!

Iruka: I have complete confidence in you Naruto!

Jiraiya: Sexy no jutsu again?

Kidoumaru: *hack!* *cough cough* stuck *cough!* in my *hack* throat! *gag* keels over backwards, turning blue with his six arms poking out in all directions

Chouji: Yeah I'm fat - so what?

Kakashi: Kama Sutra? What's that?

Asuma: *chewing on carrot stick* I quit ...

Orochimaru: No really, I'm not the heir of Slytherin...
pretty kickass for someone with only 3 posts!

asuma: ive given up marlboro.. i only use newsigs! (www.newcig.com
Shikamaru: If i am so damn bored of school, and i am smart, why do my pockets stil have the bottoms in them
Naruto: oh. i get that :iamwithstupid:
Chouji: Oh. so that is why there is KnY jelly in the bathroom... i thought it was a diet control
Naruto: only you chouji...

[e2-]

Hinata: I love you Naruto so much......

[pathyfinder]

Hinata: I love you Naruto so much......

...says this while popping out of huge cake with only a g-string on and a smile. Naruto thus passes out, thus proving to all that she can win against a powerful ninja. She becomes leader of the clan. Heck if Neji didn't win against him she must be stronger?

[hobobaggins]

she would be stronger than neji if he kicked his ass.. :confused:

Sakura/ Hinata: AND STAY DOWN BITCH!

Kakashi: please dont hurt me?

Kakashi: rule #1 of the navy about getting away from a shark: swim faster than your buddy. lucky me, i have 3.

Kakashi: Umm... orochimaru... and itachi... they want to kill me... uhh... naruto you want to take care of this RAMEN
Naruto: ramen? where?
Kakashi: *runs*
Naruto: fuck. not again.

Gaara: Ive finished watching bottle fairy. now on to sailormoon live action :twitch:

[monir]

Kakashi: rule #1 of the navy about getting away from a shark: swim faster than your buddy. lucky me, i have 3.

Kakashi: Umm... orochimaru... and itachi... they want to kill me... uhh... naruto you want to take care of this RAMEN
Naruto: ramen? where?
Kakashi: *runs*
Naruto: fuck. not again.

Gaara: Ive finished watching bottle fairy. now on to sailormoon live action :twitch:LOL..LOL..What, you are trying to kill me this early in the morning? :D:D:D...swim faster than your buddy?..hehe..no wonder Kakashi refer them as his subbordinate to his fellow associates..clear conscience..:D:D

[kisame]

mizukage:hey hokage want some of my ice cream
hokage:sure
mizukage:"hands over the ice cream only to drop it on his lap" oops
hokage:ohh nothing gets chocolate out see
kabuto: "turns on his pc to show naruto" hello kabuto you are quite good at turning me on "picture of a naked orochimaru" pops up
naruto: i beat the smart kids i beat the smart kids "trips"owww i bent wookie

intergrating the simpsons and naruto maybe ill come up with more

[pathyfinder]

ORO: I did NOT invent 1000 years of pain!

KABUTO: AHHHHHHHHHHG A needle, *passes out*

KAKASHI & GAI & Neji: So like Baykungan beats the Sharingan, but the Sharingan beats "that stuff Gai & Lee does" .... *they all agrue and then all pass out from bloody noses* BUT Sexy no jutsu beats all! *Naruto calls out before leaving with betting money*......*while runny away calls out to GAARA * Hey, I got lots of singles buddy!"

[hobobaggins]

KAKASHI & GAI & Neji: So like Baykungan beats the Sharingan, but the Sharingan beats "that stuff Gai & Lee does" .... *they all agrue and then all pass out from bloody noses* BUT Sexy no jutsu beats all! *Naruto calls out before leaving with betting money*......*while runny away calls out to GAARA * Hey, I got lots of singles buddy!"
I dont think they would only be betting singles

Oro: I didnt Invent 100 years of pain.. i just improved it. I use 10 fingers instead of 4.

Q: Gai and Kakashi get into a fight, where do they look

A: each other's feet. because then cant look at their faces without fetting fucked up in the head.

Q: Sasuke and Naruto get in a fight, where do they look

A: **** ******* ********

Q: Oroshimaru and Michael get in a fight, where do they look

A: at little boys

[Lst2touchdasky]

Sakura:I got jipped, i need to get stronger, im so lame- Naruto please help me
Naruto: I know Just person
5 mins later
Naruto: EBISU!! WHERE ARE YOU CLOSET PERVERT?
Sakura:whos this closet pervert? hows hes going to teach me? OOo i get it you trying to screw me over
Naruto: No no, this guy couldnt do a bean stalk
Ebisu:KID IM TIRED OF YOUR INSULTS!
Sakura: that dork is sopose to teach me?
Naruto: Ebisu is a top trainer you should follow him
Ebisu: *whispers to naruto* you brought me a girl? theres a reason why i only teach little boys...
Naruto: :Twitch: You horrible man... i kinda knew it though
Sakura: oo so im safe
Naruto: as safe as you'd be in a dark room with sasuke
Sakura: what do mean
Naruto: o nothing :heh:

[pathyfinder]

Sakura: oo so im safe
lol guess only Lee likes her!

Well, I only stated "single bills" so one might understand where Naruto & Gaara were off too...... the strip club! (Garra gets down and "busy" with Sakara then... let's face it, she is the only one that could disappear without anyone noticing"

[nepra]

Hinata: "I love you Naruto-kun."
Naruto: "I know, Hinata."

[Lst2touchdasky]

If it werent for hobo, and a few other this thread would be dead so long ago

[hobobaggins]

If it werent for hobo, and a few other this thread would be dead so long ago

thank you!!!

kisame sometimes makes some additions... and the occasional person drops in some good ones.

Sakura:I got jipped, i need to get stronger, im so lame- Naruto please help me
Naruto: I know Just person
5 mins later
Naruto: EBISU!! WHERE ARE YOU CLOSET PERVERT?
Sakura:whos this closet pervert? hows hes going to teach me? OOo i get it you trying to screw me over
Naruto: No no, this guy couldnt do a bean stalk
Ebisu:KID IM TIRED OF YOUR INSULTS!
Sakura: that dork is sopose to teach me?
Naruto: Ebisu is a top trainer you should follow him
Ebisu: *whispers to naruto* you brought me a girl? theres a reason why i only teach little boys...
Naruto: :Twitch: You horrible man... i kinda knew it though
Sakura: oo so im safe
Naruto: as safe as you'd be in a dark room with sasuke
Sakura: what do mean
Naruto: o nothing

... and those are pretty kickass too

Ebisu: hey what is the best thing about having sex with konohamaru (hobo gags)
Orochimaru: dunno
MJ: he is a little boy?
Ebisu: no.. have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwich?
(pm me for why this is sick if u dont get it...)

Orochimaru: what is the best thing about having sex with twenty four year olds?
Ebisu: dunno
MJ: you like 24 year olds?
Orochimaru: you idiot. there are 20 of them!

[Dorfl]

I don't think I've ever seen a grilled cheese sandwich, but NO, I refuse to pm you.

[Kempis Curious]

Sakura: "... so ... you need goddamned inbred super-powers to be a ninja in this piece of SHIT villiage?!?! JESUS ... I ... damn it!... I'm okay.... it's cool...















:mad:























YAAAAAAHRG!!!!!!! I KILL YOU ALLL!!!!" :bash:

Inner Sakura: "Whoa! Take it EASY!" :(

-k

[Sylvanthious]

Naruto: What time does 'Prince of Tennis' come on?

[pathyfinder]

Hokage: "maybe I should just tell Oro that the only reason I didn't want him is because he kept annoying us all with that IT's RAINING MEN song all the time?"

Gai: "So that's where it went, I was looking for that CD"

Hokage: "I should of past a new law against inbreeding"

Sakura: "naturo stop humping my leg"
Naruto: "sorry, but no one complained when the Kyubi helps but if he wants a little....."
(Just Naruto would be to shy to hump Sakura's leg)

[Kempis Curious]

Hokage: "I should of past a new law against inbreeding"


Ha ha ain't that the truth? :) A real bloodline limit will get you a seat on the short bus.

-k

[hobobaggins]

Naruto: thank god i wasnt inbred
Hokage:...
Naruto: not good
Hokage: you are actually a hybrid of fox and human. there is no fox. that was just a lie
Naruto: so... am i supposed to like foxes or humans?
Hokage suki ni shiro (do as you like)


And what is raining men? and when does it rain men?

[monir]

what's that Hobobaggins? How dare you feign ignorance?:D just incase, they are talking about that irritating song, "halleluigha, its raining man"..

Naruto after getting a glance of the inner Sakura goes with the fox...

[Moon The Cat]

(Naruto touches Sakura's *secret place*)
Sakura: Don't you ever touch me again Naruto!
Naruto: I swear it was that damn fox, I just can't control it!

[Oneesama]

hahahahaahha~ ma~ma~... that's a good laugh~~ ^^ daisuki da. :love:

sa~

--->Naruto: 'sexy no justu~!' I am Sailor Naruto! In the name of justice, I shall punish you!

-->Senin and EBISU: seeing Naruto makes me hot~~

-->Kagashi: I am damn sexy! (Austine Powers)

[hobobaggins]

yay! moon the cat reappears! hoo-rae!



you mean kakashi, kagashi or what?

yesh.
EDIT:
http://server4.uploadit.org/files2/121203-2-cool-chuunins.jpg

[monir]

haha...Hobo, is that your creation? too bad, i have yet to see Tsunade..three cheers for Moon...

[hobobaggins]

hehe. it is pretty terrible actually. i need inane's font...

hmm... so hard to find good material. some of the things were genius.... too bad there are only 241 posts in this thread ne?

[Lst2touchdasky]

Kiba: O darn you mean i have to feed akamaru for it to live?
Hinata: *pokes akamaru* i think its already dead
Kiba:Wha its still drooling what are you talking about
Hinata: Drool isnt green... thats mold
Kiba:argh what am i gunna tell my parents... OO if i were to get another partner i can say i just replaced akamaru *throws rotting dog into a trash bag*
Hinata: another dog...?
Kiba: NO i plan to go even farther then just dogs, I will raise an ARMY OF PENGUINS!
Hinata::twitch: why the hell penguins?
Kiba:Shika told me that penguins are the worlds future dominate creatures because of their abilities to evolve 4 times faster then any animal in this world :D
Hinata: :twitch: he was lying....
Kiba: ooo...
Hinata: your pathetic...
Kiba: How about you be my pet?:naughty:

[pathyfinder]

Hinata: Oh, Kiba, I thought You'd never ask!!! :love: :naughty:

[monir]

Kiba: NO i plan to go even farther then just dogs, I will raise an ARMY OF PENGUINS!
Hinata::twitch: why the hell penguins?
Kiba:Shika told me that penguins are the worlds future dominate creatures because of their abilities to evolve 4 times faster then any animal in this world :D
:D:D..and also Penguin walks on their two legs and manages to look as sophisticated as those English who says "charmed" in every two sentence..so with class alone, Kiba will have better chance beating Naruto in their next meeting..

Oye Hobo, try searching for anything particular in the Gif-thread..:D..

[Lst2touchdasky]

:D:D..and also Penguin walks on their two legs and manages to look as sophisticated as those English who says "charmed" in every two sentence..so with class alone, Kiba will have better chance beating Naruto in their next meeting..

Oye Hobo, try searching for anything particular in the Gif-thread..:D..

FEAR THE PENGUIN! :p

[hobobaggins]

Or just throw the damn dog at naruto, and when he flinches at the smell, hit naruto with a "16 hit combo!" - ino

... which is nothing compared to shino's take over the world with cicadas plan...

[Lee-pimp]

kiba shows up wit his penguins
shika: i see you finally notice the might of the penguin
kiba: yeah im off to create my own fighting penguin clan with the first girl i can get my hands on
shika: have fun :)

[Moon The Cat]

This thread should be renamed to: "What would never happen in the Naruto universe" just to add my original touch to this thread.

BTW, this thread isn't my creation, it was some other member's idea back then when the forums where at the top.