Shii
2003-12-09, 21:48
Instructions
This is a response to this "official" questionaire (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=2408). I promise that my version will include an intelligence test as well.
You don't need to keep close track of which questions you gave an A, B, C, or D, because they all get you the same + or - points at the end.
You could stop the test at any time, in which case you can grade yourself not an animephile.
1. Which is better-- Grave of the Fireflies or Princess Mononoke?
A) Grave of the Fireflies
B) Princess Mononoke
C) I refrain from answering because one's a fantasy anime and the other's historical fiction.
D) i havent dled those from kazaa what are they
2. If the only way you could watch a particularly good anime was from HK bootlegs, because the original Japanese tapes are long since gone, would you buy them?
A) No, I'd give up
B) Yes
C) No, I'd go to Japan and look for copies myself
D) Not worth watching anyway
3. Why does AnimeJunkies suck?
A) They translate their subtitles from Korean, and do it badly.
B) They have no respect for the American license holders.
C) Both of the above.
D) I respect all fansubbers! (What's "license" mean again?)
4. Complete this sentence: American culture is to sitcoms as Japanese culture is to...
A) sushi
B) No theater
C) anime
D) ritual suicide
5. Do you consider Dragonball Z an anime?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Well, yeah, but the people who watch it usually don't like regular anime fans.
D) ur gay
6. When I finish a BitTorrent download...
A) I turn it off quickly
B) I seed it forever
C) I leave it on until my computer goes off
D) BitTorrent sucks, I leech off IRC. We need to keep the fansub scene underground.
7. Who's your favourite fansub group?
A) Anime-Keep
B) The Triad
C) Seichi Fansubs
D) Whoever is going to release the next Naruto first
8. Finally, if you stumbled upon a Japanese lolicon gallery by accident, you would...
A) Report it to the ISP
B) Click it off and forget about it
C) Right Click -> Save As
D) whats that
9. Oh, and your favourite smilie?
A) :cool:
B) :heh:
C) :rolleyes:
D) You spelled "fav" wrong.
Totaling your Score:
Congratulations! You're an AnimeSuki member, and you've gone through the whole poll, so that means you're an animephile. :D
As for the intelligence test, if you realised my test was a non-test on question 9, you are smart, if you realised it on question 8, you are smarter, and if you started getting suspicious around question 7 (because it's totally irrelevant), you are a genius!
This is a response to this "official" questionaire (http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=2408). I promise that my version will include an intelligence test as well.
You don't need to keep close track of which questions you gave an A, B, C, or D, because they all get you the same + or - points at the end.
You could stop the test at any time, in which case you can grade yourself not an animephile.
1. Which is better-- Grave of the Fireflies or Princess Mononoke?
A) Grave of the Fireflies
B) Princess Mononoke
C) I refrain from answering because one's a fantasy anime and the other's historical fiction.
D) i havent dled those from kazaa what are they
2. If the only way you could watch a particularly good anime was from HK bootlegs, because the original Japanese tapes are long since gone, would you buy them?
A) No, I'd give up
B) Yes
C) No, I'd go to Japan and look for copies myself
D) Not worth watching anyway
3. Why does AnimeJunkies suck?
A) They translate their subtitles from Korean, and do it badly.
B) They have no respect for the American license holders.
C) Both of the above.
D) I respect all fansubbers! (What's "license" mean again?)
4. Complete this sentence: American culture is to sitcoms as Japanese culture is to...
A) sushi
B) No theater
C) anime
D) ritual suicide
5. Do you consider Dragonball Z an anime?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Well, yeah, but the people who watch it usually don't like regular anime fans.
D) ur gay
6. When I finish a BitTorrent download...
A) I turn it off quickly
B) I seed it forever
C) I leave it on until my computer goes off
D) BitTorrent sucks, I leech off IRC. We need to keep the fansub scene underground.
7. Who's your favourite fansub group?
A) Anime-Keep
B) The Triad
C) Seichi Fansubs
D) Whoever is going to release the next Naruto first
8. Finally, if you stumbled upon a Japanese lolicon gallery by accident, you would...
A) Report it to the ISP
B) Click it off and forget about it
C) Right Click -> Save As
D) whats that
9. Oh, and your favourite smilie?
A) :cool:
B) :heh:
C) :rolleyes:
D) You spelled "fav" wrong.
Totaling your Score:
Congratulations! You're an AnimeSuki member, and you've gone through the whole poll, so that means you're an animephile. :D
As for the intelligence test, if you realised my test was a non-test on question 9, you are smart, if you realised it on question 8, you are smarter, and if you started getting suspicious around question 7 (because it's totally irrelevant), you are a genius!