Mai HiME Marriage Prospects

[Kieli]

I'm going to attempt to resurrect some threads to help Catgirls along. This one was one of my favourites. I'll do my best to find the actual posts. It won't be pretty but I'll do the formatting once I resurrect all of the posts themselves. I now have WAY more respect for mods when they have to do this. It's damned hard work! :twitch:

[Kieli]

Ronin Aquila:
This thread is inspired by a long dormant page called "Anime Marriage Prospects", in which characters from multiple series are given profiles as to their suitability as hypothetical life partners (in our otaku-dreamworlds, at least).

This thread works on the same principle, except that it focuses on Mai Hime characters.

Each profile should be built with the following categories:

Name:
Looks:
Personality:
Intelligence:
Economics:
Competition:
Warrior Skills: (Edit)
Housekeeping Skills: (Edit)
Sex:
Father/Mother Material:
Overall:

Okay, to kick it off, a personal favourite.

Suzushiro Haruka
Looks: A fierce yet wholesome and honest face that would be even more pretty if she didn't snarl so much, crowned with a lucious mane of golden hair. Most appealing of all, set dead centre are a spirited pair of blue eyes, searing with confidence. On a side note, though often concealed by clothing one size too small, her figure is actually better than Mai's.

Personality: Though her short temper can be quite intimidating to the uninitiated, this is more than adequately compensated by what is simultaneously her most noble virtue and tragic flaw: her brutal honesty. Yes, this makes her say what she wants when she wants regardless of circumstances, but you won't find a more honorable, stalwart and loyal friend who will keep her word and stay with you to the end.

Intelligence: Though bright enough as a leader of organisations, her lack of common sense and inability to perceive the obvious can lead to delightfully inconvenient complications in managing the household. Her penchant of mis-pronouncing words can also lead to frequent embarrasment.

Economics: Competent in most cases, but prone to compulsive splurges in pursuing often frivolous ends, particularly when her pride is concerned.

Competition: Poor sweet little Yukino-Chan. Though she'll put up quite a ferocious fight, the combination of her lack of force in personality and Haruka's obliviousness to her feelings would make her a mild inconvenience at best. The only problem is; whether or not you could in good conscience break the heart of such a warm and sweet girl.

Warrior Skills: Though possessing none of the powers the Himes do, her basic expertise is impressive enough to allow her to K-O two special forces soldiers caught off guard. And as Shizuru can attest, she packs a blood-drawing slap and a quite a bone-crushing headbutt as well. (Edit)

Housekeeping Skills: Well, she would certainly be proficient at ordering the tasks that need to be done, that much is for certain. As for carrying out the tasks herself, however.... you'll probably have to be the one wearing the apron in this relationship. Learn to cook SPICY foods fast. (EDIT)

Sex: She'll more than likely be the one wearing the pants in this partnership, always on top and giving her 120% percent. Devoted, but quite exhausting.

Mother Material: Quite the fierce disciplanary no doubt, but look no further for a mother who will raise her children to be upright, decent, honest and honorable members of society.

Overall: If you have an equally forceful personality and can get past her bluntness, you will find a loyal friend whom you can trust with your life. Even if it is an unromantic marriage of economic convenience, you will be mutually happy in a partnership of mutual dependability and respect.

Let the fun begin...
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Figured I might as well try...

Name: Tokiha Mai
Looks: Quite attractive, neck-length orange hair and violet eyes, although her biggest asset is... well, her assets . Either the second or third biggest-breasted character in Mai HiME. Looks very cute in a police uniform, in a "You're under arrest" kind of way
Personality: Responsible, hard-working and nice to a fault, almost to the point of being annoying. Will work and worry herself to tears if left on her own, so you'd need to pay attention to make her relax; Karaoke reccomended. She hates worrying people, and especially people who care about her, so don't believe everything she says.
Intelligence: Not exactly a genius, but not a dunce either; she seems to do fine at school, except when her jobs (or Orphans!) interfere.
Economics: LOTS of experience with various jobs; if there's one girl who will never have problems finding a job, it's her. Her CV is probably ten pages long. She also seems to be quite capable at juggling the numbers, as she did her best to take care of Takumi and his medicine, while feeding the ever-empty-stomach of Mikoto, while paying the rent, without getting into a tight spot once. Although the sheer number of jobs she had might be the reason for that ^_^;;;
There might be a problem of her overworking, though; if she finds her job to be important enough, she'll work herself to tears, as noted above.
Competition: You'd have quite a lot of competition against you.
First is Tate, whom she actually likes, so he'd be a big problem, despite (or perhaps because of?) Shiho. One way to get rid of him would be to make Shiho actually attractive, and well... It'd be easier to convince Yukino to play full-contact football professionally.
Second is Reito, who, despite not exactly being in her sights at the moment, is extremely attractive and thus, dangerous as well.
Third, there is Mikoto, whom, while not being a true danger, would be very likely to make your life/the job very difficult if she doesn't like you. Make her like you and the thought of you and Mai together, though, and she could become a very useful ally. Tasty food is a must.
Finally, however, there is her little brother, Takumi, who takes a lot of her time; if it's a choice between you and her, she'll pick Takumi. That is, unless it's after the final episode, at which point he seems to be doing just fine away from her...
Sex: Appears to be quite shy when it comes to relationships (her reactions to Chie and Aoi's teasing at seeing her and Reito together, the fact that she and Tate still haven't kissed at the end...), though not opposed to them at all, once you get past her 'responsible and nice girl' walls.
Mother Material: Probably excellent, though I can see her being too nice to a kid in need of a good spanking. You'd have to be the tough parent. When really angered, though, she's probably scarier than you.
Overall: Life as Mai's husband (or wife, *waves canadian flag*) would be a very tasty and happy one, although it would be sometimes difficult to tear her away from her work, if she finds it to be important enough. She'll go very far for you, and it would be up to you not to let her go too far.
Incidentally, prepare to invest in exercising equipment; you'll need it to keep from gaining love-handles.

...that was kinda fun ^_^;;
I almost did Natsuki's, but after thinking about it, I'll leave Kieli the honor of doing her--doing her FILE.

Final note, how about including the Otome versions? They're quite different... though we don't know much about a lot of them, come to think about it
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Ronin Aquila:
Added Warrior Skills Category for completism, including an edit for Haruka-Chan in that regard.

Also, I would be doing Otome ones if only:

1) We get to know them better, and that would require at least 6 more episodes for us to pass any reasonable judgement.

2) The fact that over half of them are at such a young age that any attempt to have children with them would have you confined in a correctional facility for 2 decades with only violent criminals as unwanted romantic interests.

So let's stick to Hime blokes and chicks for now, shall we?
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Imperialmog: Though with the Otome characters it would be interesting to think what they would be like a little older then.

I do picture though with Mai is that if she didn't have to do all those jobs, she would seem to be the type to want to be a full time mother type person.


Shigan:Hmm... lets have a shot at my favorite then. Someone do Shizuru justice too! ^_^

Kuga Natsuki, Biker Grrl

Looks: Fierce and honest in a refined and sharp way, constantly with a frown or a look of utter disinterest on a face that is undoubtly japanese - and beautiful to behold no matter experssion. Dark, straight and blue-tinted hair, wellgroomed - matched with cold, aquagreen eyes. -Superb- proportions, fit to be model material - unknown if this is due to a supermetabolism or regular training habits, since it can't be her diet.

Personality: She doesn't care for the regular girly chitchats and schoollife in general, and it shows -very- clearly on her face. Althou not friendly, she is definelty not a snide bitch when approached, -you- don't interest her - and that's it. Her whole posture screams of confidence, dignity and a no-nonsense disposition. This is not a person you screw around or indulge in smalltalk with.

Intelligence: While having a academic record that is comparable to a natural disaster, I am having troubles with seeing Natsuki as dumb. Althou not being a schemer or even remotely bookish in a school way, she's definetly a smart girl who knows how to take care of herself in the wide world.

Economics: Indenpendent, while she lacks Mai's working experience, her mother clearly left her enough funds to let her live on her own in a fairly sizy apartment. Even -if- her funds would run dry, I can see her doing a job just fine. She is far to honest and proud to rely on any kind of favors or support, so work it is, as long as its nature doesnt insult her pride.

Competition: Spikey haired kendo goof would be an obvious one, althou I had be worried about a certain red-eyed beauty holding the president position a lot lot more. While Mr.Kendo do have a rather impressive shinai, it simply doesn't compare to the power of a Glaive and Kiyohime, a snowball's chance in hell - much like your own chances to compete against Fujino Shizuru. Doesn't hinder us from trying thou.

Sex: Extremely shy in the beginning! Confidence or not, Natsuki -is- the biggest prude in MH and so she remains til the very end. She is rather obsessive about her physical privacy which will affect her greatly as a lover. But as you slowly breach her walls and gain her trust, I can easily see her being as passionate and daring and devoted as you can demand. Natsuki is not the kind who does things half-heartedly, and sex will be no different.

She likes dogs, I just had to say that XD.

Father/Mother Material: While it may take her some time to digest the whole idea of being a parent, I can see nothing but a woman who will love her children to death. Losing your parents at a young age affects people differently, but one of Natsuki's strongest assets as a person is her loyalty towards the few people whom she has chosen to love, and I can see her no different as a mother.

Overall: While being biased since Natsuki is with little doubt my favorite MH character, I believe that whomever chose to chase this lady will be in for quite a race. She is proud, honest, prude and cares for romantic fluff as much as we care for our old socks; so forget the initial chocolate, loveletters and roses and get down to earning her respect. It certainly won't be easy, but if you do succeed she will be yours - until the very day she stops breathing.

Good luck Shizuru
Last edited by Shigan : 2005-12-04 at 12:01.


Lone Wolf:



Father/Mother Material: While it may take her some time to digest the whole idea of being a parent, I can see nothing but a woman who will love her children to death. Losing your parents at a young age affects people differently, but one of Natsuki's strongest assets as a person is her loyalty towards the few people whom she has chosen to love, and I can see her no different as a mother.


Actually Natsuki's father (the bastard ) left Natsuki to be with another woman. As for funds, Natsuki's father sends her a monthly stipend.

The rest, I totally agree with, thus the reason she's also my favorite character.

--Lone Wolf


Ronin Aquila:


Though with the Otome characters it would be interesting to think what they would be like a little older then.

Though I have noticed that with the exception of Nao, Shiho and Akane, all the Otomes who have had screen-time of any consequence seem to been made into adults past their 20's. (and therefore yes, all the more guilt-free for doujinshi artists out there )
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[Catgirls]

Excellent. Thanks for the help. :)

[Kieli]

Kieli:

...that was kinda fun ^_^;; I almost did Natsuki's, but after thinking about it, I'll leave Kieli the honor of doing her--doing her FILE.
Oi oi, no more comments from the Peanut Gallery.

Ah well, I guess it's up to me to do *ahem* I mean PROFILE Shizuru, eh?

Name: Fujino Shizuru, erstwhile HiME and Fuuka Gakuen kaichou, Present Kick-Butt Otome
Looks: She has the physical attributes one would expect in Japanese royalty or nobility...high regal cheekbones, deep, warm, thoughtful burgundy eyes, shapely mouth and statuesque figure. She definitely has the looks we all want for our perfect woman.
Personality: She has this exterior of unruffled calm; no situation, no matter how dire, seems to perturb her in any way. However, it seems that underneath, she only seeks the approval of one person only: Kuga Natsuki. She is prone to lighthearted, witty banter but her demeanor can change in the blink of an eye. Fujino-sama is highly intuitive and has excellent people skills which make her an exceptional choice in leadership roles.
Intelligence: To hear Haruka tell it, this "bubuzke onna" is a fraud, getting others to do her work for her. In truth, this is the mark of a highly skilled politician. She is obviously highly intelligent, diligent and thorough in any task she undertakes.
Economics:Though her financial situation is not overtly stated, it has been assumed that, due to her polished manners and highly developed skills, that she comes from a wealthy background, possibly a family that is considered "old money".
Competition: Where to begin? Fujino-sama has legions of fans, both male and female, so anyone who catches her eye is lucky indeed (Natsuki, take note! Kaichou-sama does not choose partners lightly....she wants you for a reason! ) There seems to be no one person who is overtly seeking her attention other than Tomoe Marguerite. Threat assessment of Tomoe is still uncertain but I doubt she'd be any threat to Natsuki's role in Shizuru's life. It's hard to tell what attracts a woman like her as she is notoriously hard to read and rarely has her emotions on the surface. Wooing her would indeed be very difficult, should someone choose to take on this mission.
Warrior Skills: It's easy to underestimate her based on her fluffy exterior but make no mistake, she is razor-sharp on all fronts.
Sex: She may act very submissive, but I have a feeling that, in the bedroom, Fujino-sama is all business, taking control from the start. She may allow her partner to think they're calling all the shots, but before you can bat an eyelash, she'll have you tied up and crying out for more. She may seek balance and stability in the relationship aspect but can not help but be a dominant person sexually. Her subtle manipulation skills have more to do with that than outright forcefulness, as she is not prone to extreme physicality as far as exerting dominion is concerned.
Father/Mother Material: Fujino-sama would make an excellent parent as her diverse skills are suited for parenting. She'd be a doting, fun-loving mother, a supportive, strong wife. Her children would definitely grow up as forces to be reckoned with as she would do everything in her power to pass onto them her most prominent survival skills.
Overall: Though I am quite the Fujino fangrrl, I really think she is almost too good to be true: diplomatic, strong, intelligent and capable, she is every man's (and woman's) dream. Though I do detect some small amount of insecurity lying beneath that calm exterior, there is no doubt, Fujino-sama is a handful. If one does manage to succeed in capturing her heart, the depth and strength of the love and loyalty that she would lavish on them would know no bounds. And god help anyone who crosses those whom she loves.
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Ronin Aquila:
Added new category thanks to suggestion from a cool board member, Housekeeping Skills: and of course updated Haruka-Chan accordingly.
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Lone Wolf:

Added new category thanks to suggestion from a cool board member, Housekeeping Skills: and of course updated Haruka-Chan accordingly.
Housekeeping skills? Then Natsuki's must be updated as well since her profile on the official site says that she despises house cleaning/chores. Unfortunately she's not the epitomy of tidyness.

--Lone Wolf


Guest:

Added new category thanks to suggestion from a cool board member, Housekeeping Skills: and of course updated Haruka-Chan accordingly.
Why bother? They all seem quite capable to get a good job that will pay to hire a maid.


Imperialmog:
Is there going to be an in-law category? Though for most of the characters this is a not an issue, but with some how a character's family would react to having their relative with you would be an issue.

CoefficientX:
Hehe Kieli you forgot to mention another good point about Shizuru.

- Her play-hard-to-get & cheeky attitude.

Piyosuke:

Sex: Extremely shy in the beginning! Confidence or not, Natsuki -is- the biggest prude in MH and so she remains til the very end. She is rather obsessive about her physical privacy which will affect her greatly as a lover. But as you slowly breach her walls and gain her trust, I can easily see her being as passionate and daring and devoted as you can demand. Natsuki is not the kind who does things half-heartedly, and sex will be no different.
Please add that if you're a dominatrix, things will be more fun with Natsuki, because you can tease her everytime with ease .
*runs away before someone smacks me*

She likes dogs, I just had to say that XD.
Oooh... The ambiguity within the sentence.

CoeffcientX


Oh yeah, what about adding Romantic category... Just how romantic the character might be.
Haha with this column, i'm so sure Shizuru is gonna score full marks.

Oh yeah, what about adding Romantic category... Just how romantic the character might be .
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[Shigan]

Woa, and here I was preparing to re-write the Natsuki one :D

Way to go girl!

[Tremalkinger]

Here's mine of Nao again. Luckily I also pasted it to Kira in Skype, which I keep logs of.

Yuuki Nao (That's the HiME Version, folks)

Looks: Shoulder length sanguine hair, and emerald eyes that sparkle with a thirst for enjoying life (when not dulled by boredom, of course). Not a stellar knockout like some may enjoy, but a beauty in her own right.

Personality: Layers upon layers. She is extremely untrusting of fellow humans, a natural result of the world's cruel betrayal at an extremely young age. If you can get past that minor barrier, however, you must still contend with the fact that she has deep issues with accepting the fact that other people could actually care about her. She's sarcastic and dismissive of people she thinks deserve it, bored of people who don't, and has a mischievous streak a mile wide. Overall, she's looking for justice from a world that denied it from her, and you really don't want to stand in the way of that.

Intelligence: A frightening capacity for understanding how the male mind works. If you're male, you'll finding yourself doing exactly what she wants, and you'll never be exactly quite sure how she managed to convince you. If female, she won't start with a grudge against you, so likely you'll be spared some of the more intricate mind games, but she won't be able to help at least a few.

Economics: If you're ever in a tight spot monetarily, she'll undoubtedly be able to find a way to get by through some carefully placed sweet looks. If she's living in the lap of luxury, however, don't expect her not to exploit it.

Competition: In the anime cannon? None. She has a quite dangerous boyfriend in the manga who's more than likely to simply kill you and be done with it.

Warrior Skills: With Juliet at her side, and her damn cool yet difficult to describe hand sheath style weapon, Nao ranks fairly high among combat potentials. Though her fighting style is more suited towards the covert, she managed to survive for while against the absurdly powerful Kiyohime in open combat, if that counts for something.

Housekeeping Skills: Unless you're into a "spider's den" motif, you should probably go with a maid.

Sex: Age and legality issues aside, if you actually got to the point where Nao would be willing to be intimate, it would likely involve 'alternative lifestyles'. If that's not your thing, you have been warned. Males will likely be in for an even rougher ride than females.

Mother Material: This is looking pretty far down the road for her, so expect some changes from her current status. She now has her biological mother back, returned to her from the cruel tragedy of her childhood. There is room for a lot of healthy personality growth before motherhood becomes an issue. And above all else, she has a powerful role model now: her own mother. Nao would likely make a wonderful mother.

Overall: The biggest challenge ahead of you is to break through her tough girl exterior, then break through the countless other barriers involving trust, love, and human contact of any kind. Underneath, who knows what you may find? It's buried pretty far down there, but it's probably worth it.

Extra: Despite all this, or perhaps because of it, I really love Nao. She's just behind Shizuru in character that sorely needed more development in Mai HiME.

I remember one time when a friend of mine showed me a page from a Nao / Natsuki doujinshi. The more I thought about the pairing, the more it made sense. Assuming our beloved kaichou-san wasn't in the picture, I'd really like the pairing

[coefficientX]

I remember one time when a friend of mine showed me a page from a Nao / Natsuki doujinshi. The more I thought about the pairing, the more it made sense. Assuming our beloved kaichou-san wasn't in the picture, I'd really like the pairing
They will become a grim avenger couple. :uhoh:
That's not good lol...

[USCPharmacist]

A lot of characters in Mai Hime are cool and stuffs, but some you should avoid..

Nagi...

Looks:His most distinctive feature is his face. Always sports an arrogant, and mysterious smile, he is not handsome but not exactly ugly either. His eyes are blood red and full of menace. They seems to pierce through everything in the world and there doesn't seem to be anything that you can hide from them. Other than that he has the appearance of a frail kid with white hair.

Personality: Needless to say he is evil, and arrogant. He enjoy other people's suffering, yet yearn for attention from his victims. It's almost seem like he want those he wronged to "love" him. Case in point, he constantly seeked Mai's company and felt a bit angry when she ignored him. On the other hand he likes people to keep guessing about him, but never try to completely hide his evilness. So while everyone knows he is bad news, yet no one knows how to deal with him.

Intelligence:To the extreme, so don't mess with him, PERIOD. In DnD term he has an intelligent score of 25.

Economics: Monetary acqusition has no meaning to him, although if he wants to, he'll "GET" it for you in a way that is beyond most mortal's comprehension.

Competition: Mashiro. Although I doubt she likes him, she does enjoy his company due to their similar form of existence. Mashiro is the previous winner of the former festival, however, so if she wants to compete with you, having some form of supernatural power is beneficial.

Warrior skills: (Edit) A summoner mostly that is only weak against anti-materializing technology. I doubt anyone but Miyu can completely beat him. Although if Mai, mikoto, and Shizuru go all out against him in a 3 to 1 fight there maybe a chance.

Housekeeping Skills: (Edit) Not sure, but you probably has to do it yourself, as his summons tend to lack intelligence. And he probably likes to mess up the house to see you sweat over cleaning it over and over and over again...

Sex:Well if you are a masochist and into tenticles sex....

Father/Mother Material: Unless you want to be the mother of a new antichrist like Hitler it's better not to have children, or have someone else raise your kids, less they all go insane.

Overall: Like drugs, Just say no!!! Unless you are one of those girls from hentai anime XD

[Kieli]

A lot of characters in Mai Hime are cool and stuffs, but some you should avoid..

Nagi...

Looks:His most distinctive feature is his face. Always sports an arrogant, and mysterious smile, he is not handsome but not exactly ugly either. His eyes are blood red and full of menace. They seems to pierce through everything in the world and there doesn't seem to be anything that you can hide from them. Other than that he has the appearance of a frail kid with white hair.

Personality: Needless to say he is evil, and arrogant. He enjoy other people's suffering, yet yearn for attention from his victims. It's almost seem like he want those he wronged to "love" him. Case in point, he constantly seeked Mai's company and felt a bit angry when she ignored him. On the other hand he likes people to keep guessing about him, but never try to completely hide his evilness. So while everyone knows he is bad news, yet no one knows how to deal with him.

Intelligence:To the extreme, so don't mess with him, PERIOD. In DnD term he has an intelligent score of 25.

Economics: Monetary acqusition has no meaning to him, although if he wants to, he'll "GET" it for you in a way that is beyond most mortal's comprehension.

Competition: Mashiro. Although I doubt she likes him, she does enjoy his company due to their similar form of existence. Mashiro is the previous winner of the former festival, however, so if she wants to compete with you, having some form of supernatural power is beneficial.

Warrior skills: (Edit) A summoner mostly that is only weak against anti-materializing technology. I doubt anyone but Miyu can completely beat him. Although if Mai, mikoto, and Shizuru go all out against him in a 3 to 1 fight there maybe a chance.

Housekeeping Skills: (Edit) Not sure, but you probably has to do it yourself, as his summons tend to lack intelligence. And he probably likes to mess up the house to see you sweat over cleaning it over and over and over again...

Sex:Well if you are a masochist and into tenticles sex....

Father/Mother Material: Unless you want to be the mother of a new antichrist like Hitler it's better not to have children, or have someone else raise your kids, less they all go insane.

Overall: Like drugs, Just say no!!! Unless you are one of those girls from hentai anime XD
ROTFLMFAO!! I love you, Doc, I really do. You make me laugh so DAMN hard! :heh:

[Ronin Aquila]

Minagi Mikoto

Looks: Painfully average, with none of the beauty of Natsuki or the adorable cuteness of Yukino-Chan, and according to Chie's "check up", she practically hasn't gone through puberty in terms of "development." Point in fact, if it were not for her hair and attire, Mikoto could easily be mistaken for a boy at first glance. However, the innocence that permeates her every feature, completely free of guile or deception, makes her infectiously likable at first sight.

Personality: The best analogy of Mikoto's personality would be "a female version of Kakaroto from Dragonball Z." That is, a good hearted, honest glutton with a permanently arrested IQ of a child. Her isolated and incredibly specialized ubringing makes her ignorant not only to the common etiques such as modesty, tact and privacy, but also to the modern ugliness of cynicism, dishonesty and selfishness. Though her tendency to act on seemingly base impulses (Eat, Sleep, Play, and not necessarily in that order) makes her seem like an animal most of the time, this is just an extension of her pure and honest persona Beware though: Mikoto-Chan will love you as a friend with the unbound innocence of a child, she will also hate you with the amoral malice of one if you become her enemy.

Intelligence: To call her stupid would be cruel, but not too far from the truth. Mikoto has a practical view of life, that being Feel then React. Her ability to take things at face value unclouded by irony or cynicism does her credit, but that same animal wisdom makes her prone to being used and deceived. You will have to be the responsible and literal adult as well as moral compass to guide this literal child to maturity. When all else fails, give her food and she might listen to you better.

Economics: NEVER give Mikoto-Chan your credit card, because she has an appetite that will put a Saiyajin to shame. You will be bankrupt within the first week of Marriage as she splurges a YEAR'S wage on each restaurant visit.

Competition: As she has yet to comprehend, much less digest the idea of being committed to one person, Mikoto "loves" everyone who is not an enemy. Hence the closest thing you have to a competition is Tokiha Mai, which is a tough one because you have to learn to cook better than this prodigy housekeeper to even get Mikoto's attention for a split second.

Warrior Skills: In terms of sheer inborn credentials, such as strength, reflexes, speed, skill and stamina, Minagi Mikoto has the makings of a legendary swordswoman. Pity, though, is her choice of weapon. Far too large and heavy for ANY warrior, much less one as dimunitive as she is, the ponderous weight is barely compensated by her extremely well executed footwork and stances. Also, if her Child is not present, the sheer lack of speed telegraphs her attacks LONG before their possible connection, completely voiding the potence of their force. In short, it will be up to you to somehow persuade her to change her preference of arsenals to a lighter and more effiecent blade.

Housekeeping Skills: Though she has yet to be seen making a disgrace of her residence, it is more than likely that you'll once again have to be the responsible adult here. Her concept of "responsible tidiness" is rivalled by that of Chimpanzees in the New York Central Park Zoo.

Sex: Several considerations. (1) Do you wanna go to JAIL buddy? Wait 2 more years. (2) She probably dosen't even know what sex is, so you'll have to spend an hour or two with textbooks. (3) Even if you do manage to get the concept through her thick skull, her constant enthusiasm in all she does would probably make it (literally) back-breakingly painful if she really gets into it. (4) As shown in the cooking class debacle, Mikoto-chan NEVER gets tired of repeated doing new things she just discovered to be fun, so more than likely she'll drag you through a dozen sessions (if not more) on your wedding night before she FINALLY burns her endless-and-childish energy out with exhaustion (that is if you don't die from that first :heh: ). (5) The next day, she'll probably blurt out in PUBLIC what you did the night before. (6) Therefore, approach with extreme caution.

Father/Mother Material: Quite possibly, her relationship with her children will be like that between Forrest Gump and Forrest Junior: Equals intellectually and spiritually. She'll be more of a best friend and big sister to them, and forget her ever teaching them responsibility or restraint. If you don't want fat, stupid, selfish, spoilt little monsters, you'll have to play the part of both parents.

Overall: Frankly, unless she grows up emotionally and intellectually, Minagi Mikoto is more trouble than she is worth as a wife. Unless you possess the patience of a saint (like Tokiha Mai), few people can have the mental strength to be her father (or mother) as well as her husband (or wife). As a good hearted, fun, loyal and lovable friend, though, you won't find a better best friend in 100 animes. ;)

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Finally managed to do a "poor wife candidate." I would have done a Nao if it wasn't done before.

:heh:

[coefficientX]

ZOMG Ronin!!! Your description on Mikoto is so hilarious yet so true!!! Especially the sex part. :heh:

Haha, u should actually write the marriage prospects of all the HiMEs!!! :cool:

[Tremalkinger]

Still chuckling... excellent job, Ronin. :D

[Shigan]

Sex: Several considerations. (1) Do you wanna go to JAIL buddy? Wait 2 more years. (2) She probably dosen't even know what sex is, so you'll have to spend an hour or two with textbooks. (3) Even if you do manage to get the concept through her thick skull, her constant enthusiasm in all she does would probably make it (literally) back-breakingly painful if she really gets into it. (4) As shown in the cooking class debacle, Mikoto-chan NEVER gets tired of repeated doing new things she just discovered to be fun, so more than likely she'll drag you through a dozen sessions (if not more) on your wedding night before she FINALLY burns her endless-and-childish energy out with exhaustion (that is if you don't die from that first ). (5) The next day, she'll probably blurt out in PUBLIC what you did the night before. (6) Therefore, approach with extreme caution.

XD XD XD, of that is so so so very true, I can just see Mikoto rushing up to Mai, and Reito, and Natsuki - and just anyone who will listen; spilling all her nightly adventures in a painfully detailed clarity.

XD

[Ronin Aquila]

Still chuckling... excellent job, Ronin. :D

Well, it was not as coherent as your description of Nao, but I thank you for your compliment nevertheless. ;)

And Cofficient X, this is everyone's board, not mine alone. Everyone is as entitled to the fun of this topic as I am, and I have no right to hog it all. ;)

[coefficientX]

And Cofficient X, this is everyone's board, not mine alone. Everyone is as entitled to the fun of this topic as I am, and I have no right to hog it all. ;)
LOL! minasan, no offense kK! Just find ronin's description on the sex part uber hilarious yet true thats why i thought i should ask for more. :heh: :p

[Ronin Aquila]

No offence taken, Mame. Just making a contention. ;)

On a RUDE side note.

Well, with the sheer volume of daily mating that a cat (face it, that is what Mikoto fundamentally is) would have, you can expect Mikoto to:

1) Keep your neighbours (and indeed, you) from EVER sleeping again.

2) Becoming the infamous disgrace of your neighbourhood.

3) Have a veritable litter of "kittens", ending up on the sunday paper...

4) ....having that half-dozen at an all-you-can-eat-restaurant, humiliating you as she inhales five drumsticks on the front page, while you cover your face on the edge of the photo in shame and embarrsment ("and to the left of the photo is Mister Virulent, horniest pedophile on the planet"). :heh:

[Kieli]

No offence taken, Mame. Just making a contention. ;)

On a RUDE side note.

Well, with the sheer volume of daily mating that a cat (face it, that is what Mikoto fundamentally is) would have, you can expect Mikoto to:

1) Keep your neighbours (and indeed, you) from EVER sleeping again.

2) Becoming the infamous disgrace of your neighbourhood.

3) Have a veritable litter of "kittens", ending up on the sunday paper...

4) ....having that half-dozen at an all-you-can-eat-restaurant, humiliating you as she inhales five drumsticks on the front page, while you cover your face on the edge of the photo in shame and embarrsment ("and to the left of the photo is Mister Virulent, horniest pedophile on the planet"). :heh:
ROTFLMFAO!! *almost spit coffee all over the monitor*

[duster_Fukku]

Holy mother.... Ronin, you must prepare a new monitor for Kieli now.:D As for me, pay the medical bill on the my stomach surgery... tored-open from excessive laughters!!!!! :(

4) ....having that half-dozen at an all-you-can-eat-restaurant, humiliating you as she inhales five drumsticks on the front page, while you cover your face on the edge of the photo in shame and embarrsment ("and to the left of the photo is Mister Virulent, horniest pedophile on the planet").

.... *shaking*...HAHAHAHHAH!!! God... the stomach is tearing again.... HHAHHA!!!!!!!.... s***, I have to stop...!!!!

[ranchan13]

Can we get someone to post up the prospects or Senou Aoi or Haruda Chie from Mai HiME?

[Ronin Aquila]

ROTFLMFAO!! *almost spit coffee all over the monitor*

So, Kieli-Oneechan, I take it you were hammering the table in laughter like Natsuki did in Karaoke-Episode 16, right? :p

[kazekiri]

I'll give it a try since I doubt anyone else will do this character.

Kikukawa Yukino

Looks: A fair way to describe Yukino would be 'nerdy'. Her hair is a wild mop of short brown hair with tufts sticking out at odd angles, she is slender to the point of being scrawny and she is somewhat pale. Yukino also has almost no figure, though at least she beats Mikoto (barely). Perhaps her most notable trait is her unique glasses which appear to be upside-down. While nowhere near the level of girls like Natsuki, when Yukino smiles she is in fact very cute.
Personality: Yukino is extremely shy and soft-spoken and has low self-esteem. At the same time, when she does open up she can form extremely close bonds. If you manage to get her to come out of her shell, you will find yourself a devoted friend. Yukino is also extremely patient, seeing how she is able to put up with Haruka's exhausting energy 24/7.
Intelligence: Yukino is clearly a very smart girl. Her primary responsibility as part of the Student Council appears to be correcting the hideous spelling and grammar of the Executive Director, if you don't know the proper way to say or write something, Yukino probably does. She is also quite good at recognizing historical quotes and is likely a walking encyclopedia of knowledge.
Competition:Yukino doesn't have much in the way of friends. However, she does have Haruka, a girl who is very protective of Yukino and does a good job chasing away people she doesn't approve of. The two are practically inseperable so plan on dealing with both of them. If Haruka could ever realize what Yukino really thinks about her you can kiss your chances goodbye. Yukino is completely devoted to her Haruka-chan and it is only the thick-headedness of the latter that keeps them from a relationship.
Warrior Skills: Despite being one of the HiME, Yukino is a horrible fighter. She is physically weaker than most other HiME and is one of the few whose Element is completely useless as a weapon. Her Child is better suited to information-gathering and stealth than it is to fighting. The only time she had a chance at winning was when she used a sneak attack. I suggest that you keep her and her Child away from any sharp objects. On the plus side, with Yukino peeping into someone's room has never been easier.
Housekeeping Skills: Unknown, we only see her in the company of Haruka. Just borrow some of Haruka's servants to do the work, Yukino probably does.
Sex: First off, if you don't have one already, find a way to develop a second X chromosome. Yukino's shy nature means that she is likely to be very inexperienced when it comes to sex. You're going to have to show her the ropes. Wearing a blonde wig and purple eyeshadow might help matters. In addition, one can only hope that Yukino never gets her hands on any hentai anime, otherwise she might find unexpected uses for Diana...
Father/Mother Material: Yukino is a graduate of the Suzushiro Haruka School of Interpersonal Relations. She firmly believes in acting properly and never doing anything she would be ashamed of. Her children would be raised to be honest and upright at all times.
Overall: Yukino's shy nature means that getting close enough to her to even consider marriage will be a difficult prospect. You will probably have to dispose of Haruka first before you have a chance. If you do manage to win her heart you will find a smart and devoted girl but it will be difficult struggle to say the least.

[imperialmog]

I might as well try one. I'll do Akane... her FILE:uhoh:

Akane

Looks: A classic "girl next door look". She doesn't ooze the sexyness of people like Shizuru but is cute in her own way. Tends to have short hair that may or may not be in one pigtail. A nice figure that has curves in the right places, although she doesn't flaunt them so there may be more there.

Personality: Sweet, sweet, sweet. Almost to the point that it can be grating to some. Loves being affectionate towards others and will look out for others as well. Sometimes shows a lack of confidence and uneasyness about herself and her abilities, but when needs to be, she can be unrelenting as the best of them.

Intelligence: Not shown much but appears to be at least average. She doesn't come off as a bimbo either. Her AU version is no. 1 pearl so she has to be at least somewhat intelligent.

Economics: Does have a part-time job as a waitress. Seems to be of a more frugal type than others, possibly due to a more introverted nature making her one not one to be flashy in buying expensive things to show off. A rather practical person in terms of finances in all likelyhood.

Competition: This is the hard part here... She is so devoted to her Kazu-kun that it would take quite a bit for them to seperate. Depending on how evil you want to be, you could try some underhanded method to "deal" with the situation, though the risk is that if Akane finds out she will hate you for it. That and could you really in your consience want to do something that breaks her heart? Best bet is a hands off approach and not interfere since this couple is more entrenhed than any in the series, but is also prone to accidents as it were. If something did happen she is the type who would be in a mental shock which would be where you step in after some time and try to heal her wounds of the heart. After that, you might have a love for life.;)

Warrior Skills: Decent as far as the HiME's go, shows at times a lack of a killer instinct to fight. But if it's for the one she loves, she will give it all and have an inner strength that's hard to rekon with, just as long as no robots appear. Also has skills with a set of tonfa with some quick use of fingers to use.

Housekeeping Skills: From her part time work and her personality, it is likely among the top tier amongst the cast. Likely wants a tidy space to be around and will work towards it.

Sex: This will likely be a hard topic to bring up in front of her. The idea of Akane thinking about sex for some reason due her personality seems wrong for some reason. If you can explain it to her and get past her nice-girl image, then you will likely have a compassionate parter. She will likely try to please her partner during the process so it's to your imparative that you do the same. Will likely as well be into all the intimate snuggling and foreplay, so you better not have plans for the rest of that day since it might last all day.:eyebrow: Not one for any more ecclectic methods or positions, but likely a more vanilla form of sex. That and it will likely be a passionite and spiritual type of sex than a carnal and physical type. That is, unless there is a hidden side of Akane that we don't know about.:D Though with her combat skills, she might have a bit of the "magic hands".;)

Mother Material: Likely will be an exellent mother who will be very loving towards her children. She is likely to try to raise them to be as compassionate and caring people as she is. Akane will likely as well want you to have a role in childrearing as well.

Overall: A great catch if you can get her. The biggest hangup will be that she is already with someone, but if something happens than you got a good chance. If you are the type that loves a compassionate and full of WAFF relationship, then Akane will make an excellent choice, anything else and you might break her heart which for that I will hunt you down.:heh: As a side note, due to a possible bad luck streak, do not tempt fate here so don't ever wear a red shirt.

[ranchan13]

Overall: A great catch if you can get her. The biggest hangup will be that she is already with someone, but if something happens than you got a good chance.
Uhm, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that true of most of the HiME? Even Mikoto has her Aniue and Mai.

[imperialmog]

With Akane it's much more than that. Also it would be the #1 stumbling block. With others that would be more of an in-law situation. *likely should be added subject*. Though Mikoto's relationship with Mai is rather odd, what "friends" do you know of shoves their face in their friends boobs now?:twitch:

[Ronin Aquila]

Red shirt? How would a red shirt be a complication, sir? :confused:

[kazekiri]

Red shirt? How would a red shirt be a complication, sir? :confused:Man, I thought everyone knew this one. :eyebrow: It's a reference to the classic Star Trek series. With the exception of Scotty, any character who beamed down to Planet X wearing a red shirt was doomed to return to the ship by way of the morgue. Basically, wearing a red shirt makes you expendable as far as the plot's concerned and wearing one around Akane could be a really bad idea considering what happened to Kazu in Hime and what might happen in Otome.

[imperialmog]

That and does Kazu even have a last name as well? Not having a full name could be a clue that you will die soon. But I digress....

Now I'm just waiting to see who is insane enough to do a file for Shiho.

[atua]

Now I'm just waiting to see who is insane enough to do a file for Shiho.

I accept your challenge!

Note: Work FTL.... I'll finish this when I get home.

Name: Munakata Shiho

Looks: On first meeting, Shiho is an energetic, cute and cheerful girl with pink hair tied in 4 pigtails that're oddly reminicent of an octopus. She has a fine, pale complexion, though she's somewhat self-conscious about her girlish figure.

Personality: Multiple Personality - Function: noun - An hysterical neurosis in which the personality becomes dissociated into two or more distinct but complex and socially and behaviourally integrated parts, each of which becomes dominant and controls behaviour from time to time to the exclusion of the others. Also see alternating personality, dissociative identity disorder, split personality. (Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc)

Shiho is a classic example of someone with said disorder. In her positive aspect, Shiho is cheerful, childish and devoted. But in her dark aspect, Shiho takes a leaf from Medea's book on revenge and that youthful energetic devotion changes into psychotic, manipulative jealousy and vengeful anger.

Intelligence: Little is known about Shiho's academic record, though her suspicious and observant nature, coupled with her tendency for low cunning and convoluted plots suggests an above average intelligence.

Economics: This is a high maintenance girl. Prepare to prove the size of your affection with your wallet. Frequently.

Competition: Yuuichi Tate... (To be continued)

Warrior Skills: Has a decided preference for stealth and backstabbing over straight up open combat.

Housekeeping Skills: If you aren't on first name basis with your local pharmacist, you will be soon. Stock up on antacids.

Sex: A word of warning, Shiho is jailbait. (See prior entry on Minagi Mikoto) If that does not deter you... (To be continued)

Father/Mother Material: Dependant upon her current mental condition (See Personality section above). Shiho's unrealistic expectations for marriage however, means that you should expect to be responsible for the less pleasant tasks of parenting. eg changing diapers, cleaning. Make certain to take over should Shiho ever take it upon herself to *discipline* the children.

Overall: If you're a fan of tentacles, lolitas or have a sister-complex, Shiho is the girl for you. Loyalty is also a highly desirable trait in a potential partner, because like a barnacle, once Shiho gets stuck on you, you'll never be rid of her.

[Ronin Aquila]

If there is anyone less attractive or a worse wife candidate than Mikoto... she is it. :heh:

If I HAD to chose between:

1) Marrying Shiho.

2) Being thrown into the hell of eternal castration and dismemberment....

...lemme think it over, okay. :heh:

[UPN_Loki]

Looks like fun!

Mikoto

Looks: A cute, plump black cat with a silver X shaped scar on her forehead.

Personality: Happy, independent, and lazy, as a cat should be. She does what she wants, where she wants, whenever she wants. She doesn't think of consequences and is a bit spoiled by Masashiro, so she can seem very uncaring at times, but... well... she's a cat!

Intelligence: Smarter then the average cat, Mikoto has proven on many occassions that she responds to commands as well as any dog and she seems to know many ways into and out of places normally not accessible. Although there are times she disobeys, this is merely part of her free spirit as she ignores you and does as she wants.

Economics: I don't think cats can actually spend money, but with her eating habits and with such refined tastes, I'd likely go broke just trying to keep her full.

Competition: Queen Masashiro has been with Mikoto for many years, since Mikoto was a kitten til now. It would be hard to seperate those two permanently... unless I keep some Tokiha mushrooms around.

Warrior Skills: Mikoto can knock out a young teenager and apparently jump long distances to help defend her keeper from the evil clutches of Nagi. And she did scare away that crow. There's got to be some credibility on that!

Housekeeping Skills: None. None whatsoever. In fact, I think she'll ruin every bit of cleaning I'd end up doing before ripping apart my linens.

Sex: Well... The neighbors would probably hear some freakish screams and call the cops to find me performing some gruesome act of Animal Abuse. I'd go to prison for 6 months getting the same treatment from a big, muscular inmate named Bubba.

Mother Material: I think our children would be too freakish for anyone to raise. But as is, I don't think Mikoto would be even remotely good at raising a human child. You'll likely have to do all the care taking or hire someone to help.

Overall: Sex + Cats = Bad! And I don't think there's a single state in the... WORLD that would allow a man to marry a cat, no matter how cute the cat may be.

[imperialmog]

Wrong.. But so funny on the Mikoto cat one.:heh:

Though I wonder if Nagi really has a secret crush on the cat though?

With the thought of going out with Shiho, well I go to a science and engineering school so she would still get hit on a lot since a guy can't have standards there.:twitch:

[Ronin Aquila]

Overall: Sex + Cats = Bad! And I don't think there's a single state in the... WORLD that would allow a man to marry a cat, no matter how cute the cat may be.

You never know: A bloke from Texas actually got to marry his horse on The Jerry Springer Show. :D :heh: ;)

[Kieli]

You never know: A bloke from Texas actually got to marry his horse on The Jerry Springer Show. :D :heh: ;)
All you needed to know is that bugger was from Texas. Nuff said :D Product of the Dubya School for the Mentally Challenged.

[Ronin Aquila]

All you needed to know is that bugger was from Texas. Nuff said :D Product of the Dubya School for the Mentally Challenged.

The bunch of crooked toothed, alacky, banjo playing, melon muncing, black lynching, bedsheet-wearing, inbred cow-screwing literal-mother-lovers whose idea of a "Fair-and-Just-War" is to saturate-bomb cities without a single warrior but thousands of helpless women, children and elderly. :mad:

[Kieli]

The bunch of crooked toothed, alacky, banjo playing, melon muncing, black lynching, bedsheet-wearing, inbred cow-screwing literal-mother-lovers whose idea of a "Fair-and-Just-War" is to saturate-bomb cities without a single warrior but thousands of helpless women, children and elderly. :mad:
LMAO!! Righto. Just imagine how I felt when I was forced to live there for five years. Not very pretty. Although I was amazing how well homophobia could be hidden under a very thin veneer of so-called Southern civility. :eyebrow:

[imperialmog]

Now with marrying a horse. Would that mean anyone opposed would say "neigh"?

Also. we might be steering a bit off topic now. But who else do you think would be fun to do a page on? I'm waiting to see if that creepy art teacher gets a file.

[kazekiri]

That and does Kazu even have a last name as well? Not having a full name could be a clue that you will die soon. But I digress....Kurauchi in MH and Krauzeck (or something like that) in MO.

[Ronin Aquila]

Whoa no, not gonna let me brainchild thread be forgotten and die, not in a million years!!

Miyu Greare.

Looks: Handsome yet not beautiful. Sensuous yet unerotic. Perfect yet disturbing. Miyu Greare's features are best compared to that of a mannequin, that of being "disgustingly perfect." That is, although she was molded to fit the idealized fantasy of men, the honest beauty of nature is utterly absent in her being. However, her subtle yet alert eyes betray a kindness, warmth and humanity that few if any "real" people possess.

Personality: In matters concerning that which she cares for (specifically Alyssa-Chan), Miyu Greare is the definition of attentiveness, warmth, tenderness and motherly love. Otherwise, expect nothing but the following three words: Pragmaticism, Logic and Ruthlessness. Earn her respect and you'll know the definition of loyalty. Earn her hatred, prepare your will. Bear in mind that Miyu has literally NO skill in forming friendships and bonds on her own, so you'll need to facilitate events that will allow her to experience socialization.

Intelligence: Processing power may be a more appropriate descriptor in this term. Miyu's sophistication would easily rival that of the entire Microsoft (and indeed, Apple) network combined, tempered with a ruthless logic that allows her to even pantomime vulnerability and emotion to better deceive her enemies. Brilliant and a fast learner as she may be, her mind is a world of cold-hard-facts and not of worldly experience, and that makes her therefore unwise.

Economics: Though having lost support of the Seares foundation, you can no doubt make a lucrative living by hacking banks and frauding the hell out of the stock-market, ALA "Fun With Dick And Jane." Just convince her logically "it's for the happiness of Alyssa-Chan" (and maybe even you), and you'll be set for life.

Competition: Alyssa Seares. Whoa boy, of all the tough nuts to crack. Miyu's devotion to this little angel is total. She loves her more than her own artificial life, and if you want Miyu's hand, you'll have to take Alyssa-chan in also, with the approval of the latter, no less. And even if she does approve, Miyu's marriage to you would be for the happiness of Alyssa first and foremost, not for you or even herself. Accept that as your package of a cold but beautiful wife, or go take up birdwatching.

Warrior Skills: Put politely, engaging a synthetic built with the specific and explicit purpose of terminating Warrior-Women with the power of demigods is tantamount to stupidity and suicide. If her instantly summonable, dimension cutting blade does not bisect you, then her minigun migh shred you before you even feel the perforation. Dodge if you will, and you'll be met by a pursuer whose speed would make Himura Kenshin wince, and capable of scaling any heights curtosey of her grappling wire. Refer to the above and write a will before challenging her to battle.

Housekeeping Skills: Oh, she will perform the job to her programmed perfection, no doubt. However, the household will be coldly ordered and tidy, with no consideration to aesthetic or artistic beauty, and any servants you have will be logically worked to the bone, with no consideration to their feelings or health. You'll need to be the humanizing aspect here.

Sex: Once again, cold perfection. She may fulfil your physical urges to the requirements of the text , and maybe even mimic satisfaction herself. However there will be a literal emotional absence to the whole affair that would render it (1) completely unsatisfying on even a purely carnal level (2) or make it a tragic one as you pity her for her inability to feel happiness. However, with experience she WILL gradually learn to appreciate the pleasures. Just expect a year or ten of paitence and sensitivity on your part. Take advantage of her during this vulnerable peroid of emotional matruition and you're a heartless, gutless cowardly bastard.

Father/Mother Material: Firstly You Won't Get Anything If You Mix Semen With Petroleum so short of divine intervention, adoption is the only way. There's two possibilities you should be prepared for, though. (1) Such is her devotion to Alyssa-Chan she'll tolerate no distractions, and slay your flesh and blood child in a fit of loyal and jealous rage. (2) More likely, however, would be this: Miyu Greare has demonstrated a most commendable ability to love and care for children, and will soon warm up to her adopted son and daughter. She provide love, attention, warmth and kindess equal to that she gives Alyssa-chan, and would be one of the few lucky mothers who can be there for her "great-grand children" and hold her "children's" hands as they die peacefully of old age.

Overall: In spite of her literal matellic coldness, Miyu Greare is a worthy companion in life. Her loyalty is worthy of the deepest respect, and her capacity to love will warm the coldest of hearts. Though paitence, empathy and acceptance of Alyssa-chan are compulsouary if you even want to approach this Ice-Princess, once you melt the winter of her exterior you'll find a warmth that rivals the most beautiful of springs. :)

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Phew... Hope I kept the thread alive just in time. :heh:

[Tremalkinger]

Another winner, Ronin :D

[Ronin Aquila]

YAY!! Finally Found The Old Midori-Chan Post I Did!! Take That Hackers!!

Sugiura Midori, Hime Of Justice!! :D

Looks: A playful, cute heart shaped face that cries out warmth and innocence, and yet nicely complemented with a pair of thoughtful and mature eyes, and a smile with charm that can end wars. A wild cascade of crimson red hair that falls over her atheletic figure, voloptuous yet trim and firm with womanly maturity.

Personality: At first glance she is a 17 year old schoolgirl trapped in a 24 year old's body, and that holds true on second glance, on a third you'll find a warm friend who wants everyone around her feel the joy of being alive as much as she does. Fun loving on the point of being frivolous, when maturity and responsiblity is called for, few rise the occasion better than Midori-Chan. Much like Mai, she is loving and loyal to a fault, and regards herself as a big sister who is honor bound to protect all who are younger than her. In short, she is the incurable romantic whose steadfast belief in the fundamental goodness of humanity makes her infectiously lovable.

Intelligence: Midori-Chan is not a "sensei" and university student for nothing. Though the exterior built by her childish conduct may dictate otherwise, her investigative and deductive capabilities are matched by few. Perhaps the best way to describe her is "Smart by birth, yet selectively silly."

Economics: Like Haruka-Chan, Midori-Chan is prone to random bursts of splurge spending, though she is more self indulgent in her spendings. The fact that she lives by "the more the merrier" compounds to a future of frequent credit card debts with this girl.

Competition: You'll be hard pressed to tear her away from the professor she has a crush one. Midori-chan has the romantic heart of a schoolgirl, and will hence love with the stubborn immaturity of one. Just be there to comfort her when he eventually breaks her heart by not being as romantic as she is.

Warrior Skills: Though quite a competent practitioner of Polearm (namely executioner's axe) fighting, bettered only by Fumi and possibly Shizuru, Midori-Chan is prone to the melodramatic theatrics of her beloved "Power Rangers" shows, taking her time to pose and shout battle cries. With or without her loyal pet Gakutenou, she can be quite interesting or embarrasing in a fight, or both.

Housekeeping Skills: If her behavior in Karaoke bars and her organisation skills are any indication of how she behaves at home, hire a cleaner.

Sex: Maturity of a fully grown and firm woman with the innocent enthusiasm of a virgin teenager. Just be honest with her, and don't try anything that will make her feel like she is taken for granted, and more likely it will be a mutual affair of equally expended effort that will leave both feeling warm, romantic and satisfied. (Edit) Though prepare for a cute surprise when she LOUDLY but adorably shouts "DOKAN!!" ("Kaboom!!") or "Seigi Wa KATSU!!" ( "Justice WINS") in her moment of climatic satisfaction. Absolutely adorable.

Father/Mother Material: YAY!! Midori-Chan is the sort of fun mom who will dote on and pay endless attention to your children, and raise them in a joyous fantasy world of superheroics and non-stop adventure. Though at the very least she'll instill them with strong moral fibres of right and wrong, her general frivolousness could make her irresponsible in situations short of life and death (99.9% of the time, in this case). Your children will be happy, loved and emotionally well adjusted, no doubt, with active imaginations and well cultivated creativity, but you'll definitely need to be the responsible parent to pull both mother and child back to real ground should the former go too far.

And oh, be prepared for hours of watching Power Rangers and cheering with your family at the screen, per day. :heh:

Overall: Combines the best aspects of a woman's maturity and warmth with the exhuberence and innocent romanticism of a girl. If you don't mind older anime women (or girl, which is who she really is at heart), there is no better catch than Sugiura Midori-Chan, heroine of justice. :innocent: ;)

Extra: Midori-Chan is so cute!! I wana take her home for an oneechan!! :) (Edit)

[Ronin Aquila]

Another winner, Ronin :D

Aww, thank you. :)

I would do an accompanying Alyssa-Chan one if I won't get thrown in Prison for doing so. :heh:

[Ronin Aquila]

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And I also found an old post of Yukino-Chan.
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duster
2005-12-09, 20:06

Looks fun, might as well to try one! :p although writing is not my strongest point..... please endure the poor grammer. :(

Name: Kikugawa Yukino

Looks: Thin and very skinny. The girl's petit face is supported by a perfect pair of red glasses along with her light-cut hair; an unique feature that only few people have in the entire Fuuka. There are few pimples on her face but they really suits her best over all.

Personality: Shy and quiet just like her name, a perfect little girl that will certainly attract you if you are found to the type. A very kind girl, kind to her friends, on one ever see her vilify other people's personality. Although a little timid, she will stand up for anyone if he/she made a special place in her heart (only example: Suzushiro Haruka). 1) When in trouble, she WILL react, even if it caused someonelse's life (like for Suzushiro Haruka), such as going against a mighty authouritative person (aka: Fuuka Student Coucil President). 2) Due to her nature, she does not have a lot of courage that can supports her (expection when with Suzushiro Haruka). But if you made it in her heart, she will be a 24/7 royal soul that follows you around (current medium: Suzushiro Haruka). Doesn't matter if you are up in the mountain or down in the ocean, she will always be there for you when you need her the most. Even though you can't judege from the outside, in fact, Yukino is quiet a determind girl when it comes to friendship, not to mention love.

Intelligence+Economics: Ace skill in literary, language art, and speech. Yukino also has a superb intellegent in investigation business. Computerwise or stalkerwise, she already obtained a master degree in those catagories during her middle to high school years (trained by her best friend, again, Suzushiro Haruka) (and HiME circumstances). Combine all her skill, she will made her way to FBI intelle. dept. no doubt. And there will be the money source for the family. If not, she also has a talent to be a kind leader in regulation department (resume: asst. Executive Board Leader and later promoted as an Executive Board Leader in high school history) With her soft angelic voices that peace everyone's heart, there will certainly no initiation of war, exactly what all citizens need.

Competition: There is one and only one you need to fear- Suzushiro Haruka. (Mikoto is no problem, she has Tokiha Mai to worry about). No need furthur disscusion of her place in Yukino's world- She is her best friend- or the best gardian- that protecst Yunkino ever since they were little. Haruka is like a tough tiger, completely opposite of Yukino, nothing in comment expect one-- DETERMINATION. What she believes is truth is basically everything. Haruka is strong: out of the entire Fuuka, only Suzushiro Haruka dare enough to kick an US military tank, I don't think German will be in her way, either. Haruka is wealthy, she has the entire Suzushiro Family behine her back, every rich but Haruka is not a spoil brat. Haruka is know for her Very Justice, Very Tough Headed... yes, the TOUGH head that can make an experience soldier faint with JUST ONE BLOW. Haruka also had a tough hand slap that made the most wonderful Student Council President bleeded, and not even the the Student Coucil President (aka: possibly the strongest HiME that took down the ENTIRE First District jusy by herslef)'s slap can bleed her. There will be a lot of Physical and Mental attacks prepare for/to torture you if you want to get Yukino. But don't be afraid, there is an easy way out. All you have to do is get Yukino FIRST (somehow) and let her persuave Haruka. Then, there, the world will peacefully and forever be yours.

Warrior Skills: Yukino does not suit blood. She has a claim nature. Even if there is war going, she will just watch and secretly protect her friend with informational influence. Made to be a trustful messeger. Please don't make her a physical fighter because you will be wasting your time. Don't be afraid, if she is ever in trouble, it is up to you to protect it- A big chance to be a hero, in one case. (or summon Suzushiro Haruka after you achieve Yukino's red heart level)

Housekeeping Skills: She will make a perfect royal housewife by her nature. She has a strong endurance if she is comfortable with you. Endurance can be anything, waking you up, helping you dress, preparing for food.... She went through similar situations (when following Suzushiro Haruka) and already used to any mental toughness. If you are as stubborn as Suzushiro Haruka, well, you are in lucky marriage. She smiles a lot when living in a safe world. Yukino will make you happy when you come home after exhausted from the never-endng days of work. (important note: Yukino IS sensitive, she will care a lot for love. It looks as if she can endure all your proposal, doesn't matter what kind. Deep inside, she might not be that way, that's how kind the girl is. Pay attention to her tone and facial expression will help, trust me. It will make her love you even more.)

Sex: She is also a blush-easy type; innocent and pure. Eventually you will find yourself blush on the bed, too. Although there is no proof just yet, but I am sure she will give her best just like any other things she is doing.

Father/Mother Material: If you have a kid with Yukino, he/she might not even need a LA class genetically speaking, that's one heavy duty GONE during child's education years. Boost the kid with courage and give he/she some forgien language classes, the kid will surely becomes a master public speaker, or a master in languages. Your family might even have a chance to live in Switzerland. The child may have the possiblity made it into a nice Navy forces with nice salaries- A prominent future for you and Yukino's retirement.

Overall: Other than lacking in attractive physical feature, the girl faced through many though mental harships and indeed grow a lot mature than ever before. She will never be lousy with you, she will smile warmly, even sunset, speak next to the bed with sweet soft voice that will last forever...


.... this is awful....-digging a hole and hide-
But good luck with Mikoto one.:D
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Duser-Kun is so right... Yukino-Chan has the most angelicall cute, soft voice ever!! (Her's is the same voice actress as the adorable Yakumo-Chan of School Rumble, after all. :)

[SnakeLegend]

Name: Chikage Kaoruko
Looks:Nice, Slim, and hotty sexy. she's only 17 high school girl. short black hair that is nicely trimmed and looks as if she just reborn it not long ago. her face will remind you of the mature version of Kairi of KH2... j/k. but similiar reference i mean.

Personality:totally different from how she looked, she is actually a rough, and a hot-minded girl who looks like a s/m master. (just cut the whipping part.) though she's that way at most times, she show her soft side at times too, and show her feelings fully into her appearance. (she look hawt if she shows it <3) and one more thing is she cares for others alot, especially her close friends, since she lost her parents in ex-Orphan attacks unknowingly. she's a quickwitted and if-she's-quiet-at-times-charming girl.
Intelligence:next to none, she's the top in history lessons, maths and languages classes. she only have one weak point:english.
Economics:though she doesn't look like it, she's very good at cooking! often cooks for *ahem*. she doesn't really have a decent income because she changes job often, thanks to her personality. -bashed in the face-
Competition:she never had competition, though she's hot-headed and such. instead she worked with them as if she knew them very well and worked through everything swift as the wind.
Warrior Skills: she seemed to have a small arm, but she wields an ass-kicking Blood Berserk sword that gives unlimited energy to fight on and on without stopping. wields it as if its one part of herself. summons a dragon, Neo Soul when with her Key. Neo Soul's another dragon besides Kagatsuchi. instead of fire, he wields the power of darkness, using dark waves and beams to blast everything of light in its way, and vanquish them into dust. wings are crimson though its dark. Note:The key, unbelievabily, is herself.
Housekeeping Skills:she is good at the arrangement of furniture, since she is all alone at home. housekeeping is one of her daily chores. cooks great dishes and bento.
Sex: pretty attractive, but she is still decent. she never had sex in her life.
Father/Mother Material:if you had a kid with her, he/she would definitely be lively and a energetic kid, growing up in a standard family with a strong mother.
Overall:She's the best woman that i can describe. when you're down, she appears and gives you some "heated" conversations, includes some booms and bangs. i would like to have this kinda girlfriend in real life too ^^


Hope my 'girl' matches the criteria.

[lone_wolf]

Name: Chikage Kaoruko
Looks:Nice, Slim, and hotty sexy. she's only 17 high school girl. short black


Nice description but....this character is not from Mai Hime.:confused:

:heh: Or is my memory pretty jaded these days?

--Lone Wolf

[Catgirls]

Nice description but....this character is not from Mai Hime.:confused:

:heh: Or is my memory pretty jaded these days?Hmmm...the only Chikage I know of is from Sister Princess, but yeah...I don't remember a Chikage Kaoruko in Mai-HiME...unless someone knows different.

[Ronin Aquila]

Could well be a Mai-Otome character for all we know....:confused:

[Catgirls]

Could well be a Mai-Otome character for all we know....:confused:Hmmm..I don't see her in the cast list, but if you want it back, I can un-delete it. It's your thread. :)

[Ronin Aquila]

Hmmm..I don't see her in the cast list, but if you want it back, I can un-delete it. It's your thread. :)

Ooh, thank you. Please do.

But on if it truly turns out to be a transgression, and on future cases of transgression, feel free to exercise authority of termination. :)

[Catgirls]

Ooh, thank you. Please do.

But on if it truly turns out to be a transgression, and on future cases of transgression, feel free to exercise authority of termination. :)Cool deal. It has been undeleted. :)

[Ronin Aquila]

Nope, it was not a transgression after all: She is a character from the Manga universe of Mai Hime.

And as threads such as these need diversity to survive, let's keep it and any Otome versions (with their manga counterparts) intact, shall we? :)

[duster_Fukku]

Duser-Kun is so right... Yukino-Chan has the most angelicall cute, soft voice ever!! (Her's is the same voice actress as the adorable Yakumo-Chan of School Rumble, after all. :)

I don’t mind ‘Kun’ but ‘San’ is probably more preferable.;)

She is also the same VA for Shimako from marimite. And also Ana from ichigo mashimaro. And… holy, I sound like some pervert. Anyway, her voice alone is enough to melt everyone’s heart… just like you said, too damn angelic...... se ya wa sei na~~

[Ronin Aquila]

Though I must say that the sweet kindness of her voice, although suitable for roles such as Kazama Shinji (Full Metal Panic) and Nanase Narue (Narue No Sekai), is horribly inappropriate for someone as mean and hateful and Mishima Sayako of Ah My Goddess.

And thank goodness I did not use the term Duster -chan. :heh:

[Ronin Aquila]

I challenge someone really silly and/or twisted to do an Alyssa-Chan profile!! :heh:

[imperialmog]

If it's even more twisted they would do Alyssa the choco... I mean bird.

[duster_Fukku]

Though I must say that the sweet kindness of her voice, although suitable for roles such as Kazama Shinji (Full Metal Panic) and Nanase Narue (Narue No Sekai), is horribly inappropriate for someone as mean and hateful and Mishima Sayako of Ah My Goddess.

And thank goodness I did not use the term Duster -chan. :heh:

I would feel incredibly young for -chan. But trust me, it will be a good feeling.

Ha ha ha ha. I just remembered another one. Her voice can be very mature, like Nina of Monster. Check out ep 21, it still made my heart beats!:p

This is a little off topic.XD Can't wait for Alyssa-chan... CHOCO?! Ha ha ha ha ha.....XD

[Ronin Aquila]

Okay, to give this thread the jump start in time for the end of Mai Otome, I'll revive it with a "wrong" and shocking post. :p

Alyssa Seares (Mai-Hime Version )

Looks: Though on most parameters she fits what most people would describe as cute (small and cuddly, blonde hair, round face), there is something disturbing about a pair of eyes that seem decades older than that which should belong to a nine year old child. Aestethically pleasant, yes, but like her counterpart Miyu she is also disquieteningly unnatural.

Personality: If anything, the mature dignity with which Alyssa-Chan carries herself is even more disturbing than her appearance. Her cynical pragmaticism and cold logic is enough to chill the blood of tyrants many years older. Though towards the few people she actually loves, that same dignity lends a rare, gentle warmth that is sincere as it is strong. The fact that she holds those she regards as intellectual and/or moral inferiors in cold contempt, however, makes it exceedingly difficult to approach, much less try to understand this demonic little angel.

Intelligence: Were it not for the limitations imposed by her age and physical vulnerability, Alyssa-Chan could very well be the Empress of a corporation or an Underworld Army. Her strategic, vocabulary, maniupaltive and political skills are enough to put most professors to shame, and her execution of these skill are as ruthlessly effiecient as she is cruel. Much like the title monster of the movie of Alien , she is "a survivor, unbound by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality."

Economics: Though severed from the ties with the Seares Foundation, Alyssa-Chan's political and financial proficiency would no doubt allow her to re establish an empire of her own by the time she is a teenager. Though you would have to be her proxy in the world of adults with her as the power behind the throne until then.

Competition: Miyu Greare. Not so much a competition if she actually loves you, but if you make Alyssa-Chan cry or persist in you pursuits when she is clearly not interested, prepared to be buried in more than one coffin.

Warrior Skills: Outwardly, she is as vulnerable as any nine year old child would be. Any physical assault on her part on most opponents would amount to what would happen if a mouse attacked a mountain. However, even without her guardian Miyu, if her ability to instantaneously summon enough Orphans to disembowl a Swat Team does not scare you, then her Child Artemis' ability to obliterate cities in half-a-heartbeat will. Not a little girl to be trifled with.

Housekeeping Skills: Probably next to none, as she is cultivated in an environment surrounded by constantly attentive servants, not to mention Miyu.

Sex: Whoa Nelly.... Wait another six years can't you? Take the following risks into factor.
1) You married her cos you love her, NOT lust her, so you can damn well wait. :p 2) Before then you can still get away with telling people that she's your little sister, but having a missus with political connections like Alyssa-Chan means there will be Paparazi S.O.Bs out ther hiding cameras at your bedroom window. Good luck ANYONE talking to you outside OR inside Prision if the pictures get out. 3) If you ever wanted to have children with her, trying now would damage her so much physically that it would never happening in the future 4) Miyu will take pleasure in gutting you if you tried now. 5) So Will Most Anime Fans. 6) Even if we don't, you will go to jail. :p

Father/Mother Material: Though this is a physical impossibility for another three years (five in Japan if legally), Alyssa-Chan would no doubt be a kind, warm and attentive parent, having had Miyu as a role model on how to be a loving mother. Measure for measure, she will also be one of the mothers vicious enough to literally obliterate the COUNTRY of anyone hurts her children and HAVE the ability to carry out that rage. Beware the lioness defending her cubs.

Overall: Much Like Miyu Greare, you would need to melt that cold ice surrounding her heart to even gain her attention. Once melted, you would still need to be her moral compass to let her earn her humanity. A tough long-term investment that would not doubt cause a lot of pain and anguish, but ultimately worth it if you have the capacity for infiite love and patience.

Five Weeks Till Mai Otome Writeups are possible, let's keep it alive!! :p

[EmagEvil]

Nope, it was not a transgression after all: She is a character from the Manga universe of Mai Hime.

And as threads such as these need diversity to survive, let's keep it and any Otome versions (with their manga counterparts) intact, shall we? :)

... In Mai HIME manga? I don't see anyone like the description:eyespin: ...

[WarpObscura]

Certain... sources have convinced me of the worthiness of Mashi-chan.

Mashiro Kazahana

Looks: Long, luscious lilac hair and beautiful greenish-blue eyes. Quite cute when she smiles (enhanced even moreso by a blush), although that has been a rarity thus far. Of course, as with a "kid", short, flat and light.

Personality: Mashiro is not quite what you would call the most responsible of people. Delegating the meeting with the pharmaceutical execs to Shizzie, making Yukino relay Natsuki's whereabouts to Mai rather than doing it herself, telling Midori to look after the younger HiMEs... You get what I mean.
An enigmatic figure too. Although she purported to be in the service of the First District, she kept Miyu around for the purpose of defying their ultimate goal. Her motivations may remain secret even to those closest to her... Like you wannabe suitors.

Intelligence: She is definitely smart, but not the brightest spark, given that her secret was discovered by Midori and she fought a losing battle against Mikoto and Reito.

Economics: Rich enough to afford a mansion, private maid and underground secret base. I think the question has been answered well enough.

Competition: The Obsidian Lord might take offence to his ex-wife remarrying. No idea. XD
Nagi, hmm?

Warrior Skills: She can get Orphans from somewhere and if in dire straits can adopt her Suishou no Hime form. Not as potent as OL-buffed Mikoto (or whoever she was fighting), but likely to still be quite the powerhouse.

Housekeeping Skills: Two possibilities.
Number one, being spoiled by Fumi's unwavering service might have developed a laziness in her. You would probably have to handle the major tasks. Make sure you are a certified housekeeper, then.
Number two, given the era she came from (1700s about there Japan), she probably was trained to be a good maintainer of the household she would be expected to raise. If she keeps that knowledge at hand, well, you can be lazy. If.

Sex: First wait 4 years (or how many it takes until when a girl is considered "legally mature"). Although she is over 300 years old, she is not legally recognised as such. No need for you to get into jail, is there?
With that said, there are two major possibilities.
If she is feeling lazy, it will be up to you to handle the task. It will not be easy. 300 years to study the... friskier aspects of human intimacy can make one jaded and it might be impossible for most to reach the state of bliss.
On the other hand, if she wants to take control, you will be amazed by what she can do. 300 years of mental preparation, after all, waits to be used. Be careful, though, you might not be able to get up the morning after...

Mother Material: You might have to be highly responsible for the children, given her past of taking a laissez-faire attitude to looking after others. On the other hand, she is also likely to be liberal and empowering, given how she handled the HiME situation by leaving the choice to reactivate Miyu in Midori's hands.

Overall: A double-edged sword. You most likely might have to take responsibility in the relationship and be the leader... Though it is possible that she will handle things for you.
Oh, and please do not die of exhaustion during the honeymoon! :p

[BigPrime]

I'd say you're being far too harsh on Mashiro. She was physically unable to meet with those executives due to exhaustion (and quite upset that she had to give the responsibility to Shizuru) and the rest of those were going *far* beyond what was expected, required or even allowed for her to do by the rules of the game she was trapped in.

[Zelene2004]

I'd say you're being far too harsh on Mashiro. She was physically unable to meet with those executives due to exhaustion (and quite upset that she had to give the responsibility to Shizuru) and the rest of those were going *far* beyond what was expected, required or even allowed for her to do by the rules of the game she was trapped in.

Also, the OL was her brother. That's why she protected him.

[WarpObscura]

Well, if it does upset you that much, do make a better one then. Criticism is one thing... Improving on what you dislike about others' produce is another. :D

[xunknownforcex]

Did I just read "Sex with mikoto" Well other than it would be child abuse. it would probably sound like this:upset:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3n8aQQ4cjw

[Ronin Aquila]

I.Have.Just.Been.

Scarred...For...LIFE!! AAAAARRRGH!! :upset: :twitch: :heh: :p

Thanks For Posting That!! It was HI~BLOODY~LARIOUS!! ;) :p

[lycantivis]

No one ever did natsuka kuga.... hotest chick on the show come on.

[WarpObscura]

Second post, mein Freund, check it out.