What a Bleach Character would never say!

[Forever]

Hitsugaya: I am proud to be an elementary school student!

[MetroidJunkie]

Ichigo: Okay, team. We should form a battle plan. It's hard for me to say but I doubt slashing my sword around like a drunken maniac is going to get me anywhere....


Rukia: No! I don't want to be executed! I'm TOO YOUNG to die! ><'


Kon: Women deserve respect, they're not eye candy.


Orihime: Ichigo, after you're finished slaughtering the soul reapers, can I have their brains? I'm hungry. *Innocent smile*

Kisuke: Dudes, this pot is AWESOME!

[razor886]

Rukia: I <3 U

[adelyn]

soi fong: i wana play ping pong

the wolf head captain.. dunno his name: im finally a human!

ichigo: i luv my dad..

hitsugaya: yes i am tall..

byakuya: i chase butterflies when no one is looking using my bankai..

renji: i dyed my hair red.. to make it look like im my head is not bleeding in a fight..

ikaku: my hair has grown back! yyeeppee!

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[Flora20709]

Ishida : Soul Reapers Have Cooler clothes
Ishida: I love my dad

[.calla.]

ikkaku: i got denied by locks of love again.

[Traece]

Soi Fon: Yoruichi... I'm sorry but... I like dogs more!

Hitsugaya: You're short.

Ichigo: Why do you want to kill your sister?
Byakuya: Because... SHE ATE ALL THE CHEESECAKE!

[SamuraiX]

Orihime/Matsumoto- my breast are two big even for a anime

[mist2123]

ikkaku: I like being bald!

[quater]

Kon: NO thanks I would rather not see Orihime or Matsumoto showering together right now.

[Keisu]

*Episode 18, in the training area where Kisuke helps Ichigo regain his powers*

Ichigo: I feel like I'm dying!

Kisuke: That's because you are. With your chain of fate severed, you can no longer return to your physical body. Death comes swiftly.

Ichigo: Do you have to be so casual?

Kisuke: That's not the worst of it. The corrosion has begun; when the end of the chain reaches your chest, you'll become a Hollow and that'll be the end of you.

Ichigo: This is madness!

Kisuke: Madness? ... *claps his fan shut* THIS, IS, BLEACH! *kicks Ichigo into the pit*

Ichigo: EEEYAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Kisuke: Damn, I love doing that.

(Sorry, I had to do that.)

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GJ: FALCON PUNCH! *smashes Ichigo's face with a fist*
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GJ: *after Uloquirra uses his eye to relay the things he's seen to everyone* Hmph, it's too bad we don't see EYE to EYE, Uloq. I got my EYE on you. EYE'll be SEEING you around! Heh heh heh.

Uloquirra: ...Don't quit your dayjob, Grimmjow.
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Ichigo: You can ride my tail anytime.

Chad: Bull, you can ride mine.
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Ichigo: I'm finally here...Aizen, I'm going to kick your ass!

Aizen: Ahh, it appears my plan is complete.

Ichigo: What plan?

Aizen: Why, I created the Arrancar in order to allow everyone to see my own strength. You see, all the Espada you've fought against, they were to show how inferior you are compared to me. All the while, I sat here looking sexy to attract the fangirls while you bled and sweat to get strong enough to win. Now that you have destroyed them all and proved yourself stronger, I will now proceed to beat the living crap out of you and show how insanely strong I am compared to everything else in this series. Not only will I be the sexiest Bleach character, but I'll be the strongest, too, and I'll get a series of my own. I'll call it The Amazing Aizen-sama. What do you think?

Ichigo: That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard.

Aizen: *appears out of thin air with his fist through Ichigo's chest. Blood starts spurting* Foolish boy, to not know the power of the main character. *pulls his hand out and lets Ichigo collapse to the floor* You lay there, bleeding mortally. Why do you think you still live? Your plot immunity protects you, boy. Now get and go plotkai. Show me what you can do. It'll only make me look better, and soon, the status of main character shall be mine.
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I guess I just suck at making one liners. That'll probably kill the humour. Oh well.

[Lendial]

LOL thats very funny. plot/hero immunity!

[Cyber_chaotic]

Kenpachi: YUMICHIKA!!! GET ME MORE GEL!!!!!!!

[DarkTwilight]

Ishida: If you ever want to be straight, you have to have confidnce.
Ichigo: Right.
*ding dong*
Ichigo: That must be Rukia.
*opens door*
Ichigo: Hey Rukia!
Rukia: Hi. ^_^
5 hours later, both sitting on the couch
Ichigo: So...
Rukia: So... Heh...
Ishida: (whispering to Ichigo from behind the couch) Come on! You can do this, man!
Ichigo: No, I can't! I'm too nervous!
Rukia: Who you talking to?
Ichigo: Huh? Uh... No one...
Ishida: (yells from behid the couch pretending to be Ichigo) LET'S HAVE SEX!
Ichigo: EH?!
Rukia: Definitely! I'll go get ready! (runs off)
Ichgio: Dude wtf I can't do this I mean what am I supposed to
Ishida: You're welcome


LOL

[sk8rboi9406]

police:"ok so where did the big man touch you?"

little girl on kenpachi's back: "right here*points*"

[sk8rboi9406]

(when ichigo is in the pit)
ichigo: it hurts!!!!!

mr. hat and clogs: suck it up u puss.

[sk8rboi9406]

(every one is in the pool)
guy with white spikey hair: haha look ill shock em all!*zaps the electric powers of his into the water* hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Iambankai]

Gin: *crying* you're so insensitive! I have feelings too! *sobs*


Touzen: Did you see how awesome my Ban-kai was? NEITHER DID I!

HAHA! that was so hilarous xD! Very creative :cool:

~

Ichigo: uhm... Nee-san... could I come in with you in the closet...?

Byakuya: I have opened a hair cutting shop! Come in, it's called ''Zenbonsakura''!
(not so original actually :P)

[KORAbanchou]

GJ: *after Uloquirra uses his eye to relay the things he's seen to everyone* Hmph, it's too bad we don't see EYE to EYE, Uloq. I got my EYE on you. EYE'll be SEEING you around! Heh heh heh.

Uloquirra: ...Don't quit your dayjob, Grimmjow.


Hahaha! EYE want that line on the anime XD

[BleachOD]

Ukitake: I'm cured

Ichigo: Orihime I've always looked at you

Aizen....Damn I broke my glasses, and my vision is 20-40

Ichigo:Grimmjow.. look how I have changed...Kage no Bushin!

[tbl]

Urahara: No, I'm not on crack and no, you can't have some of what I'm smoking.
Ichigo: How did you know I was going to ask that?
Urahara: You ASK ME THAT EVERY F**CKING TIME!

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Aizen: We can't let them escape Hueco Mundo alive!
Ichimaru: They're already gone.
Aizen: Damn it. I knew I should have followed the Evil Overlord List more closely.

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Ichigo: Bankai!
Byakuya: What is that? Something that small is... a Bankai!? It's an ordinary CD player.
Ichigo: Yes, a CD player, but a CD player that contains a Celine Dion CD!

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Byakuya: Touché.

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Ichigo: Bankai - Tensa Zangetsu... Byakuya does this Bankai make my butt look fat?
Byakuya: How am I ment to know?
Ichigio: But aren't women supposed to be good at this sort of thing?
Byakuya: I'm a man!
Ichigo: Really? I mean with your flowing long black hair... are you sure?
Byakuya: Yes I'm sure. Byakuya is man's name, are you an idiot?
Ichigo: I just thought Byakuya was short for Mary.

[Amirali]

Aizen to Gin while sipping a cup of tea: "I would have wiped out SS and become ruler of the world, but the offer they made me was too good to resist. After all, I am a man who appreciates rare art."

Gin: "Come on, court jester , time for your daily show. Entertain Aizen sama or we wipe out soul society."

Court jester: "Bankai"

*Show begins*

Aizen-sama(has now switched to a cup of champagne): Ah, I love how he makes pink giraffes with those cherry petals.

[BleachOD]

Ishida: Kurosaki...Pull my finger...*Ichigo pulls and Ishida farts*

Rukia: Inoue please tell me the name of your plastic surgeon...I want YOUR size!

Ukitake: I have never been sick a day in life...

Byakuya: I wanna go hang out with Ichigo and have him train me....

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Aizen: We can't let them escape Hueco Mundo alive!
Ichimaru: They're already gone.
Aizen: Damn it. I knew I should have followed the Evil Overlord List more closely.

LOL! I LOVE that one!! That's great! (+rep) :D :heh:

[Zatoichi8820XX]

Aizen: *After Ichigo destroys Hueco Mundo* We have to go We'll get on the Sruce Moose *holds a tiny plane*

Uloquirra: But Aizen-Sama....

Aizen: *pulls out gun* I said get in.
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Nemu... this computer is runing a bit slow, perhaps if we didn't have dial-up...

Mayuri - BITCH don't start with that "Wee need another computer" shit again. You say that shit eeverytime a new iMac comes out. You ain't SLICK. You better make that T41 work BITCH and stop playin with me.

Nemu- Yes, Daddy

[WhiteWings]

Yoruichi: Marry me Urahara.

Kon: I wanna dress up as a fairy princess!

[Freya]

Don't know if this is out there or not but too lazy to check in the 9 pages.

Byakuya: I hate flowers.....

[_Mod_Konpaku_]

Renji: Hey i won a fight!


Lol. pwnd.

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

Orihime: Don't worry I can handle this myself.

[christinemarie]

Ichigo: Nel, someone told me you are pretty when you are older.
Nel: Oh really, maybe you are just having a dream.
Inoue: Ichigo you lolicon !! *Slaps Ichigo at his face*

[Scep]

Hitsugaya: Dudes, I am NOT getting enough screentime!

[Arthas1011]

Ichigo: Hi there Orihime, you look nice to day

Orihime: Cheers, fanta head

Lame joke but its also the truth i.e. Ichigo would never say that (too serious) and Orihime wouldn't say that (too kind)

[Iseikuneso]

Tosen's getting his ass kicked by Zaraki.

Tousen: Man I need backup. I gotta call in the bloodz.
__________________________________________________ ______________
A bunch of people walk up to Zaraki with weapons.

Zaraki: Please don't hurt me, I bruise like a banana.
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Zaraki: Of fudge I broke a nail

Yumichika: Damnit stop acting like a girl
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Ishida: Damn I failed a test.

Keigo: Woohoo I made the highest grade!!!!

[Iseikuneso]

Ichigo: I love you Nel!!!!!!!

Nel: I hate you Itsygo. Go away.

Aizen: Ohhhhhhh......REJECTED!!!!!

Gin:(Sob) How can you laugh it's so terribly sad. (Pulls out his sword and starts cutting his wrist.)

Tousen: Damnit Gin I'm the emo one.

(Renji busts in the room)

Renji: I just single handedly killed all of the espada at once. And I have proof.
(Pulls out Ulqiorra's severed head.)

Zaraki: Put that away, I faint at the sight of blood. (collapses)

Yumichika: I'm so ugly. I wish I was hot like Ganju.

[WinterSerenade]

Yachiru:I'm depressed.....everyone gives me candy and I hate it

Kenpachi: fighting is for idiots

Rukia: Chappy sucks!

[sonygamer2010]

Ishida: Capes are really stupid

[WinterSerenade]

Yachiru (in a solemn Byakuya voice): Pancakes are good for breakfeast.

[Amirali]

Byakuya (to beautician) : I want a nose-ring and belly-button ring.

@Iseikuneso: funny, especially Gin slashing his wrist when Nel rejected Ichigo

[shiorey]

I really miss this topic XD
I hope We can make another one!:D


Kenpachi: Bankai
Yachiru: Good job Zaraki-sama

Ichigo: Byakuya, I want to see your Bankai!
Byakuya: It is too pretty for you! You can't handle it


I got this from an image, in some forum:
Renji: I achieved Bankai
Byakuya: When?
Renji: Friday night, with your sister
Byakuya: OMG °_°

WRONG ITS TOATALY........................................... ............................................Narrat or:At the monment renji,rukia,ichigo,ikkaku,&kenpachi are hanging out at the bar.

renji:(walks in to bar with everyone)"dude lets like totaly like ya man get like soooooooo waisted"

Ichigo:"um sorry to say it renji but i think u are!

Renji: na just kiding

Ikkaku:c-mon stop messing with em renji they dont have eny sence of humor.

Kenpachi speak for urself bald guy.

Ikkaku(stands up): wanna fight u ugly lil fat pig.

rukia: oh stfu already u stupid brats.

BYAKUYA:(runs in)did i hear about a fight

Renji: ya shur with you

Byakuya:all right lets get it AWN

Renji:wips out banki

Byakuya:when did you reach banki!

Renji:last night w/ yo sister

byakuya OMG WTF DIE

[shiorey]

ichigo:sombody told me u have a boyfriend

Toshiro:who looks like a girlfriend

ichigo:that i had in february of last year its not confidential but ive got patential

yachiro:rushing and rushing AROUND

[shiorey]

momo:hay um...toshiro can i cut your hair its gotten 1 inch short over summer

toshiro:wtf does that mean

Momo: dur its momoese

[shiorey]

gin:c-mon peeps g-eat-yet

sajin:naw

gin:yu -awnt -2

sajin: i reckin

[shiorey]

Hello,

I was driving home oneday and a very lame joke came to mind involving bleach references. I figured I posted it here!


What did Soifon say to Ichigo when he won the lottery?

Yourichi!


haha now wasn't that lame?

anyways if you have any bleach jokes feel free to post them.

ok renji was talking to ichigo wile byakuya was standing neer
Renji:hay ima go reach banki with rukia you two wanna join
ichigo:na i gotta go kill someone
Byakuya:: i gotta go kill my sister
renji :but............



:uhoh:

[BleachOD]

Ishida: Mayuri, make me your understudy...
Soi Fon: I am not a Lesbian!
Kon: Girls? Who needs them! I really like guys...
Urahara: I never keep secrets.
Aizen: One potato, two potato, four potatoes more, five potatoes...Why in the hell am I singing this potato song?! I am a villain of the highest order! I studied at Cambridge! Where is my tea?!

[hachihachi]

rukia: byakuya don't be vain

[BleachOD]

Zaraki~ I kid you not! Three hours at the salon it took and all they had to read was Vogue. Would a copy of Better homes and gardens have killed em.

Renji~ There is no way in hell I’m getting another tattoo. I’ve bent to peer pressure enough already.


Yoruichi~ You’d never know it by just looking… but I really am more of a dog person.

Matsumoto~ I’m thinking breast reduction so people take me more seriously.

Unohana~ If I have to listen to one more whiny sick or injured person… someone is getting kicked in the face.

Mayuri~ OK… I’m having a real guilt ridden crisis of the highest moral degree over my treatment of Nemu

Iba~ Honestly I’d take the shades off… but then Komamura will know I’m smashed!

Uryuu~ You know… I really wish I was more like my dad.

Ichigo to Kon~ You know I’ve got nothing but respect for all you’ve been through.

Kon to Ichigo ~ You know I’ve got nothing but respect for all you’re going through.

Hiyori~ I really do see myself as a people person.

Sasakibe Choujirou~ *Anything but his Shikai release "Pierce” *

Izuru ~ I’m ok… I’m just a little high strung



Yachiru: I hate candy.

Chizuru: KON, MY TRUE LOVE!!

Rukia and/or Orihime: Ichigo, I have a confession to make. I've fallen in love... with Kon.

Kon: Sorry, girls, I've sworn off women. I'm in love with Kenpachi Zaraki.

Zaraki: I've learned the name of my zanpaku-to! Hear it and quiver in your boots! His name is... BOB!


Ishida: By the pride of the Quincy, I will... you know what? I'm bored with this. I'm going to go see if Ulquiorra wants to go with me to buy some goth clothes. White is so last year, anyways.

Ulquiorra: If white is so last year, then black is so last century. It's pink that's all the rage, darling!

[Tempest35]

Zaraki: *sees Ichigo with Nel on his shoulder* Ah, you got one too now. Hey, you copyin' me or sumthin'??

~*~

Yachiru: Nel-chin! Let's do it!

Nel: Alright!

Both: *stand next to each other and arc their arms over their heads until they touch pinkies* FUUUU~SION!!

[Fran~]

Orihime: Die, Kurosaki...

[Arthas1011]

Ichigo: Rukia... I have something to say
Rukia: What?
Ichigo: Its kinda hard for me to say it but...
Rukia: WHAT IS IT ICHIGO??
Ichigo: Im sorta in love with you and since im the king of soul society ummmmm..
Rukia: Yes?
Ichigo: Would you be my queen?

LOL! Dis has me laughing even as I type it

[hachihachi]

Zaraki: *sees Ichigo with Nel on his shoulder* Ah, you got one too now. Hey, you copyin' me or sumthin'??

~*~

Yachiru: Nel-chin! Let's do it!

Nel: Alright!

Both: *stand next to each other and arc their arms over their heads until they touch pinkies* FUUUU~SION!!

eeeee yaaaaaaa
this scenario would be too cute beyond words!!!!!:love:

[cheese no koma]

hitsugaya: TOSEN ni zase!! hyourinmaru!!

tosen: ..........you got your shikai command wrong.

[T3rmina]

this topic should be things the characters would never do!

byuakuya showing any signs of emotion

ichigo noticing that all the females fanci him,

aizen realising that taking off his glasses didnt neccesarily make him look evil,

oh and

Gin: welcome to asda, im happy to help (smiles)

[TooPurePureBoy]

What a bleach character would never say:

"Ok i'm strong enough, now it's time to work on technique".

[empzone]

Ichigo: Meh. Go protect yourself.

[Cherudim Arche]

Kenpachi: Where is my sword, did Hanataro steal again, this I am going to give him a atomic wedgy and dangle him off the Soukyoku.

Ichigo: Are you still following me, kicks them up into the sky into a infinite loop of why pages while the illustrator is drawing.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Ichigo: [while standing on top of the Soukyoku, saving Rukia] Sword in one hand, bitch in the other. Saving the day. Hoo-ah!

[kimchipride]

Something Ichigo would say

[after getting owned] I: I'm too weak. *cry cry, I'm noob, I can't rescue my friends. *cry cry

Gawd! STFU

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Aizen: Hm, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go eat a Menos Bell Grande.

[1nfamous Sn1per]

Ichigo: Spirit gun!!!!!11

[Cherudim Arche]

Tousen uses ability;" What I can see now!", Yachiru bites his butt and runs around the soul society.

Kenpachi: Do you want a cup of tea? in a tiny thong dripping wet.

[Arthas1011]

Kenpachi:- Ichigo... I am too weak. Now I must.... RUN AWAY!!!

[Zatoichi8820XX]

Yamamoto: Back in my day

Aizen: See Tousen this is why we defected to Hueco Mundo

[Goshin]

Ichigo: Gumo Gumo no............ TENSHOU!!!

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Ishida:Katon gyukaku no Jutsu!

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Hitsugaya: You know I'm tired of all this airtime. can't a guy rest a little... Hey Kenpachi want some of my airtime?

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Hitsugaya: Don't be so formal. Call me Toushiro.

[Zatoichi8820XX]

Matsumoto: I need a breast deflation

Momo: Damn I hate Aizen

[Avid_Bleacher]

I'm 'exteremly' new here (lol) and this is my first "official" post reply in this forum.(just felt like broadcasting this info to the whole world just so pll won't stare at the stanger, hehe.:p)

Anyways....

Things Bleach characters won't ever say:

Ichigo: Kamahamahaaaaaaa Dattebayooo!

Kuchiki Bayakuya: Exodia obliterate!........... (crickets chirping*)........... D'oh!

Renji: In the name of the moon, my red hair and smexy tattos will punish you! Ya, that's right girlfriend, just keep on walking. (simultaneously doing wierd hand gestures)

Rukia: Come on and f*ck me, baby! I'm aching for some fu*king... [Side note: whao!]

Matsomoto: E=mc2, in which E is the energy equivalent to the mass (in joules),
"m" is the mass (in kilograms) and "c" is the speed of light in a vacuum (measured in celeritas equal to 2.99*10^8 in meters per second); therefore, formulating the mass–energy equivalence concept hereby elucidating the Theory of Relativity.

Aizen: {music} papa papa paaa I'm lov'in it!

Gin: {singing} I love you, you love me. We are a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to youu. Won't you say you love me toooo!

[Side note: I'm highly creeped out...:twitch:]

[Avid_Bleacher]

I'm 'exteremly' new here (lol) and this is my first "official" post reply in this forum.(just felt like broadcasting this piece of information to the whole world just so pll won't stare at the stranger, hehe.:p)

Anyways....

Things Bleach characters won't ever say:

Ichigo: Kamahamahaaaaaaa Dattebayooo!

Kuchiki Bayakuya: Exodia obliterate!........... (crickets chirping*)........... D'oh!

Renji: In the name of the moon, my red hair and smexy tattos will punish you! Ya, that's right girlfriend, just keep on walking. (simultaneously doing wierd hand gestures)

Rukia: Come on and f*ck me, baby! I'm aching for some fu*king... [Side note: whao!]

Matsomoto: E=mc2, in which E is the energy equivalent to the mass (in joules),
"m" is the mass (in kilograms) and "c" is the speed of light in a vacuum (measured in celeritas equal to 2.99*10^8 in meters per second); therefore, formulating the mass–energy equivalence concept hereby elucidating the Theory of Relativity.

Aizen: {music} papa papa paaa I'm lov'in it!

Gin: {also singing} I love you, you love me. We are a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to youu. Won't you say you love me toooo!

[Side note: I'm highly creeped out...:twitch:]

[Arthas1011]

Ichigo: MOMMY!!!!! AIZEN BEAT ME UP AND HE FOLLOWED ME HOME! SOB! SOB! SOB!

DAD: Ichigo you are a wuss, there seems to be alot left to teach you brat

[tbl]

Bayakuya: "Wow, I am a really arrogant prick, that's why I have no friends... I'm so alone [sobs]"

Tousen: "[Gets hit on the head during a fight] Yes! I can see! Wait, I'm black? Why has noone told me this?"

[Tempest35]

Kenpachi: (to Yachiru) Polly want a cracker?

~*~

(This one's for the old skool anime fanz XD)

Nel: Itsygo! You being a retard! A Delinquent! It's Punishment time! *whips out a 5 yen coin* Happo 5 Yen Attack!

Ichigo: Whaaa~ My spirit power's being drained!? *left twitching on the floor*

Neliel (adult): *stepping on Ichigo's back* That ought to teach you to be late again to MY class Kurosaki Ichigo-san. I don't care if you were fighting Hollows - a young man like yourself must be in SCHOOL. Oh yes, Miss Orihime? Do you have any ice cream? ^.^


Cookie for anyone who recognizes this. :D

[Neaco]

It's Hinako from Ranma^^

She changes forms just like Nel :)


Byakuya: I love smiling.
Orihime: I would've never twirled that leek if I knew it would be all over the net :)

Kenpachi: Fighting is boring.

[Goshin]

Ichigo: Hey kisuke... I've been thinking. since I'm not connected to my body by chain anymore....does that mean I'm dead

Kisuke:........took u that to figure that out...

[Arthas1011]

Kisuke: Ichigo, I really thing you hate me

Ichigo: Did you figure that out before or after I hugged you?

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Yoruichi: I hate being in the nude everytime I transform in front of you

Ichigo: Was that before or after Old Man Zangetsu proposed to you?

[Ban kai]

ichigo: hey renji, lets go try out for cheerleading.
renji: sure, let me get my pom poms.
rukia: wait for me.
Chad: Omg y do i hang out with these loosers

[Arthas1011]

ichigo: hey renji, lets go try out for cheerleading.
renji: sure, let me get my pom poms.
rukia: wait for me.
Chad: Omg y do i hang out with these loosers
Addition to the above

Yoruichi: Maybe it's because of my feline body

Kenpachi: I am sick of fighting all of you... Yo Ichigo!

Ichigo: What?

Kenpachi: Can I borrow your spare pom poms?

[Cherudim Arche]

Ichigo: An eclair?

Eats Yoruichi poo and runs stupidly until Rukia kicks in the nuts

Ichigo: thanks mommy.

Rukia: Time for your daily spanking!!!!!:uhoh::uhoh::twitch:

[ani_d]

Ichigo: ORIHIME. I LOVE YOU. LET ME PROTECT YOU FOREVER.

Or something to that effect. Cuz you know IchigoxOrihime will never happen hahaha

[mugenTaichou]

Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again!
Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb.


Just little edit to this one;)

Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again!
Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb.
Ikkaku - It will be good if you even manage to get back with her, yknow *sly smile*
Kenpachi *blushes*:heh:

[Zatoichi8820XX]

Rukia: Ichigo a hollow is near by.
Ichigo; Well Rukia...we do have a paper to write and I do want to goto college
Rukia: Like who has time for that?

[Arthas1011]

Rukia: I heard that hollow that killed your mum survived your dad

Ichigo: Yeah

Rukia: Are you going to kill it?

Ichigo: No

Rukia: Why not?

Ichigo: We made a peace treaty

Rukia: and what were the terms?

Ichigo: I give it Dad and Kon and he performs the wedding ceremony for us

XD

[urahara25]

For y'all Final Fantasy fans:

Ichigo: Feel the power of my Limit Break... no wait Overdrive... hold on, Trance. Line please.

Director: You're fucking fired you RPG-obsessed otaku!!!!

[kirose]

Kenpachi: (to Yachiru) Polly want a cracker?

~*~

(This one's for the old skool anime fanz XD)

Nel: Itsygo! You being a retard! A Delinquent! It's Punishment time! *whips out a 5 yen coin* Happo 5 Yen Attack!

Ichigo: Whaaa~ My spirit power's being drained!? *left twitching on the floor*

Neliel (adult): *stepping on Ichigo's back* That ought to teach you to be late again to MY class Kurosaki Ichigo-san. I don't care if you were fighting Hollows - a young man like yourself must be in SCHOOL. Oh yes, Miss Orihime? Do you have any ice cream? ^.^


Cookie for anyone who recognizes this. :D


:D:D:D Ranma 1/2! bloody awesome anime and manga. I can't remember that girls name tho, the teacher determined to stop delinquints. I do remember she learned her technique from happosai when she was little, and the only way to end it were by the pressure points...:heh::D

[ReizoSan]

* Yachiru bring out her sword and shouts "BANKAI"

[Arthas1011]

*Ichigo looks at dad* I love your taste in clothes

[mugenTaichou]

Kenpachi: Let's settle this with conversation, shall we?

[BleachOD]

(The setting Aizen's tea party)

Grimmjow... Walking out...and laughing
Aizen: Grimmjow Jeagerjaques return to your seat
Grimmjow: If I don't. what will you do...
Aizen: Nanomanchine Crusnik 02 Release of restriction: 40% Approved....

[LordSchmee]

You are talking about,
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2977/bankaiwithyoursister9cr.gif

This one came before the Renji one, and it's more funny.

Someone should make one of these from the new movie, but replace Byakuya with Ichigo and Ichigo with Hitsugaya :P

couldnt really be a "when did you reach bankai" one, but im sure someone would figure somethin out ;)

[Balmung911]

Hitsugaya: Gin, go away, you smell like cow dung.

Gin: Clever! My ass and your lips should meet!*exits*

---

Ichigo: Hey, why are you so down Ishida? It's your birthday! Want me to order you a clown?

Ishida: *shudders* A clown hurt me once.

Mayuri: *out of nowhere* ...IT'S A FACEMASK... A FACEMASK YOU PEON!

Ichigo: Whatever you say Bozo.
---

Rukia: Hey, how's Renji's injuries?

Ichigo: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.

Renji: Dude!

Ichigo: Oh, my fault. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?

---

My original joke :D

Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*

Byakuya: ...

Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!

Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."

Renji: See ya.

Ichigo: ZING!

---

:heh: if people can guess my inspiration for some of these, the funnier it'll be too. Not that all of my jokes are rips either. :heh:

How does no-one else realise that these are both from Scrubs? How have you all been living having not seen Scrubs? Don't Worry J.D, I still think you're funny.

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

haha that last one with the sakura petals rocks

[Arthas1011]

Someone should make one of these from the new movie, but replace Byakuya with Ichigo and Ichigo with Hitsugaya :P

couldnt really be a "when did you reach bankai" one, but im sure someone would figure somethin out ;)
Dude that pic was funny as... you gotta tell me where I can get it

[tbl]

Priest: "Dearly beloved, we stand here today to morn the departing of a main character... no really I'm serious, a main character died. Why do you all look so incredulous?"

Shinigami Academy Students: "[chanting] This is my zanpakutō. There are many like it but this one is mine. My zanpakutō is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my zanpakutō is useless. Without my zanpakutō I am useless. I must wield my zanpakutō true. I must cut straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must stab him before he stabs me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my zanpakutō and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. "

Grimmjow "[Mutters under his breath] For God's sake, shut up already"
Aizen: "Who said that? Who the f#@$ said that? Who's the slimy little communist s#@$, twinkle-toed c#@$sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f#@$ing godmother said it. Out-f#@$king-standing. I will PT you all until you f#@$ing die. I'll PT you until your assh#@$s are sucking buttermilk.

[Hisago]

Wonderwyce: You guys you guys you guys! Listen listen! We went to the living world and there were birds and trees and clouds but they were high so I couldn't touch them and then we FOUGHT some people and it was really fun and this guy had a cool hat and I tried to get it but I coulnd't and then we went home and then I went somewhere else and now I'm here and do you have anything to eat because I'm kinda hungry and... etc. etc.

[Setesch]

Ishida: Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

[Zaseka]

Wonderwyce: You guys you guys you guys! Listen listen! We went to the living world and there were birds and trees and clouds but they were high so I couldn't touch them and then we FOUGHT some people and it was really fun and this guy had a cool hat and I tried to get it but I coulnd't and then we went home and then I went somewhere else and now I'm here and do you have anything to eat because I'm kinda hungry and... etc. etc.

Wow, deep, really deep.

[tbl]

Ishida: Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

I'm pretty sure that's true for almost any character from almost any show. :)

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

Halibel: Aizen-sama, no amount of complete hypnosis is going to make it any bigger then it really is.

Aizen: *sniffle*

[BleachOD]

Halibel: Aizen-sama, no amount of complete hypnosis is going to make it any bigger then it really is.

Aizen: *sniffle* ROFLMAO! OMG! That just made my day!:heh:

Ichigo : "Kon! Digivolve to..."

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Ichigo: Byakuya...I guess trying to beat you while still in Shikai was a foolish idea.
Byakuya: Choose your words carefully... it almost sounds as if you...
Ichigo: I have! Watch this!
Ichigo: Ban...
Byakuya: !!!
Ichigo: ....
Ichigo: ....
Ichigo: ....(Line?)
Byakuya: Oh for the love of Seireitei.

[LordSchmee]

Dude that pic was funny as... you gotta tell me where I can get it

it was on the first page :P

Some of these are funny as :P

[BleachOD]

Rukia: "Ichigo! Wait! You cannot fight all those Huge Hollows alone. Some are even Menos Grande." *Whips out cell and dials number*

Ichigo: Who You gonna call?

Rukia: "Ghostbusters!"

[UlquiorraXOrihime]

Aizen: I like making friends with people that can't see. Why do you think I chose Gin and Tousen?

[mugenTaichou]

Kon: I'm gay and I don't have interest in boobs... Ichigo niiii-saaaan ~<3

[HiroInazuma]

Tosen: The reason I'm blind is to protect myself from ugly peop- I mean injustice

[War_Lord]

Ichigo: Kawaii! I'm gonna take you home!

Ishida: Does this make me look fat?

Chad: Heeeeeere's Johnny!

Inoue: Let's discuss the theories of absolution and relativity.

[Kakashi]

Aizen: 'Hmmm which one to kidnap Rukia or Orihime...bra size? Inoue it is!

Oh and before I forget...Gin
Exterminate any female arrancar with small breasts, they're useless to me now. Are you suprised ...Gin?'

Gin: 'Of course not! I feel the same way!'

[MAQI]

Aizen: April fools!

[HiroInazuma]

Random guy: Hey Inoue-chan would you like to go on a date with me
Inoue: *uses shun shun rikka* REJECTED....FROM LIFE!!!
Ichigo: Hey Orihime where did that guy go
Inoue: Oh, I rejected him from life

[twkiwilee]

Ishida: Ban-KAI!

Rukia: Kurosaki-kun

[Amirali]

Aizen: 'Hmmm which one to kidnap Rukia or Orihime...bra size? Inoue it is!

Oh and before I forget...Gin
Exterminate any female arrancar with small breasts, they're useless to me now. Are you suprised ...Gin?'

Gin: 'Of course not! I feel the same way!'

Stark wouldn't abandon Lilinette like that :).

[HiroInazuma]

Hichigo: ....*look look* good noone is here....IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Zangetsu: What are you doing
Hichigo: Urm...nothing...


Zangetsu: ....THIS IS THE THRILLER!!!! psst Hichigo be the zombie

[bubblleboi]

Matsumoto Rangiku: Are my boobs too big?

[cuteangelika]

Bleach Musical...


Rukia: There's a kind of hush, Hollowver the world tonight... hollowver the world tonight...

Ichigo (to the hollows): Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated, Showin how funky strong is your fighter
It doesnt matter whos wrong or right , Just beat it, beat it

Ishida: I am the man who will fight for your honor, I am the hero, you've been dreaming of...

Chad: Hold on tight, you know it's gonna be dangerous. You've got what it takes to make things real, you know it's gonna be dangerous.

Inoue: Heal the world, make it a better place.. for you and for me and the entire human race (& soul society)...

[Zu Ra]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ccrllk.jpg

Shinji : Phear my Magic Mullet of Doom : Magical Giirl Pose :

[BleachOD]

Ichigo: Inoue...I really did notice you. I have always watched you....

[Kakashi]

Ichigo: Inoue...I really did notice you. I have always watched you....

Lol harsh one even for you OD. Normally I would agree with you that he would never say that but have you ever watched Midori no Hibi? If you have then the irony is delicious muha :heh:! Someone says those exact words to someone else.

Seiji says those exact words to Midori in the final episode!

I'm guessing you don't watch much except for Bleach though :( (OD is crippled by this assumption)

[BleachOD]

Lol harsh one even for you OD. Normally I would agree with you that he would never say that but have you ever watched Midori no Hibi? If you have then the irony is delicious muha :heh:! Someone says those exact words to someone else.

Seiji says those exact words to Midori in the final episode!

Im guessing you don't watch much except for Bleach though :(

WRONG.:nono: Bleach is Mah favorite. But all I do is watch anime and read Manga (Literally reading more than 50 series right now). I have Terra bytes of anime and Manga I have a server with four drives and an external, plus two in my pc... Nothing but anime and manga. Not counting what I burned off. I am the anime goddes. I upload shit all day for people. Because thats how I got it... Bleach is the only series I have ever been inclined to join a forum for. And by pillows shirts, tees and get special made sneakears and all the other things that my shrine consists of...:uhoh:


OT: I was being nice...http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g264/ichigowife/gifs/heheelq7gl7.png

I know. That's sorta the inspiration. Although Seji (He reminds me of Ichigo I posted that in the look alike thread) said "You made me watch You" Oh I want to see that nowhttp://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g264/ichigowife/gifs/crazysp3-1.gif..No. Yamatona Deshiko Shichhienge aka The wall flower wins<--I love it, but the manga is funnier.
Btw, the anime was being nice. Ayase was more like Hime in the Manga and she is really crushed when Seji tells her loves Midori in the manga...LOL at you.http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g264/ichigowife/gifs/em0108.gif


Ishida: Ichigo I'm pregnant. Do you want to tell your dad or do I?

[Cross Languard]

Chad: Ichigo... i wish i knew how to quit you

[Ukitake Toshirou]

Kenpachi:I only fight for justice


Tousen:Bring it on, ryoka!


Ichigo to Rukia: I'm in love with your big brother!

[kidashka]

Ichigo:(to Rukia) I can't believe I've been so inconsiderate by making you sleep in my cupboard for so long!! From now on, you can have my bed!

Yachiru: *pointing in the right direction* This is definately the right way!!

Chad: For God's sake Nova, will you just SHUT UP??!!

[Kyttie]

(these are all seperate.. so don't read them like they're all talking to eachother)

Chad: what do you mean? I love to talk!

Orihime: *gets really mad* ... (actually.. that was it...)

Rukia: Orihime *sigh*.. you can have him...

Uryuu: everyone.. I have an announcement... I'M NOT GAY!!

Yachiru: no, seriously, with the economic status in the real world, there's no way we could apply the same economic principles there as we do here in Soul Society...

Yoruichi: I'm a cat.. I'm a kitty cat.. and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance..

Tousen: HAH!! April Fools.. I could see you the whole time!!

Ichigo: Orihime? Rukia? I have something to tell you guys... sorry, but I love Momo...

[cuteangelika]

Ichigo: I'm gonna be the commander-general one day. Believe it!

Orihime: Byakugan!

Ishida: Chidoriiiiiii!

Chad: Rasengan!

[HiroInazuma]

BleachNaruto cross over

Ichigo: Naruto Uzumaki....
Naruto: OMG it's the shiki fuugin...I always expected you to be uglier...ah well you are quite ugly
Ichigo: WHAT'D YOU SAY BRAT?!
Naruto: I'M NEVER GOING TO DIE!!! I'VE AVOIDED DEATH OVER 15 TIMES IN THE SERIES!!! RASENGAN!!!
Ichigo: GETSUGA TENSHOU!!
Goku: CHILL OUT GUYS!!!

Next on Narutoball Z Bleach version

[Zaseka]

Ulq- Woman, I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.

[Claude]

Ichigo: Senna....hmmm.....OH! Now I remember her!

[Zatoichi8820XX]

Light: I am Justice
Tousen: No I'm justice, bitch

[HayashiTakara]

Yoruichi: *sings the meow mix song*

[MAQI]

Yoruichi: *sings the meow mix song*

:heh::heh::heh::heh:

I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, will deliver....:heh:

[HiroInazuma]

Renji: Hey Byakuya guess what I was on the subway and there was this guy (Mayuri) who was looking at me and smiling at me and I think he thought I was gay
Byakuya: Why would I want to know that?
Renji: I thought it was something that we could discuss without you getting so defensive about
Byakuya: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!!!
Renji: Don't worry Byakuya, #If you were gay, it'd be okay, I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway, because you see if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay...#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB8E4aeDVV8

[Annamaria]

Renji: Hey Byakuya guess what I was on the subway and there was this guy (Mayuri) who was looking at me and smiling at me and I think he thought I was gay
Byakuya: Why would I want to know that?
Renji: I thought it was something that we could discuss without you getting so defensive about
Byakuya: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!!!
Renji: Don't worry Byakuya, #If you were gay, it'd be okay, I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway, because you see if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay...#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB8E4aeDVV8

LOL thats hilarious

[yezhanquan]

Isane: Lelouch, aren't you supposed to be wearing a mask? Also, what happened to your eye?

Yumichika: Kotetsu-san, I believe you're reading the wrong script...

Izuru: DIE, LELOUCH!!

Yumichika (shaking his head): Not you too, Kira-san.

Rukia (in a gentle voice): Lelouch, is it true that you're Zero?

Yumichika: I give up

[Frailty]

kinda corny but who cares... here it goes

Isshin:ICHIGO!!!! your sister... Karin...... she's dang pregnant
Ichigo: WTF?! whos the father???
Isshin *points at a kid with weird hair*
Ichigo: Hi-Hi-Hitsugaya?!!!!
Hitsugaya: I.. I.. w-we we're just playing soccer!

THE END

[yezhanquan]

kinda corny but who cares... here it goes

Isshin:ICHIGO!!!! your sister... Karin...... she's dang pregnant
Ichigo: WTF?! whos the father???
Isshin *points at a kid with weird hair*
Ichigo: Hi-Hi-Hitsugaya?!!!!
Hitsugaya: I.. I.. w-we we're just playing soccer!

THE END

Now, if Toushiro really does that, I'll stop calling him a brat pronto.

[BleachOD]

Ichigo: Inoue can I hold your hand?

[Amirali]

Ichigo: Grimmjow, can I hold your hand?

[MAQI]

Grimmjow: Ulquoirra, can I softly kiss the nape of your neck?

[Cal-Reflector]

Byakuya to Yoruichi: You know why I chose Hisana? Because she was your complete opposite and I wanted to forget after you left. You broke my heart.

[Frailty]

I thought if a new one...

Ichigo: woi! Grimmejow... I'm gonna show you what new technique I've learned since our last battle!
Grimmjow: ow... let's see what you got kurosaki... Grind! Panthera
Ichigo: here I go! sexy-jutsu! *poof*
Grimmjow: OMFG!!!!! WTF!!!! @#%@#%@#!*#@ *nosebleeds*
Ichigo: your off guard! *slash*!

ICHIGO WINS!

Inoue&Nel: O.o

[Goiz]

Any bleach character: "Wow Renji, your Bankai is simply awesome!!"

Nel: "Am I pronouncing that right?"

Unohanna: "Damn, I need to get myself a plane ticket"

Ishida: "Let's end this quickly"

[gorgeous moth]

Grimmjow: Ulquoirra, can I softly kiss the nape of your neck?


:heh: :rolleyes:

that's funny, considering ulqi's hole is in his neck, his tongue will just go through!

*lulz at the image*

[Raktus]

Kenpachi: Can we not settle this with simple and frank discussion?
Yachiru: Listen to Ken-chan! Can't we all just get along!

[Amirali]

Aizen: Join me, Ichigo. I am your father! Come over to the dark side.

:heh: :rolleyes:

that's funny, considering ulqi's hole is in his neck, his tongue will just go through!

*lulz at the image*

Grimmjow licking the rim and inside of Ulqi's hole......(shudders at horrific image).

[tbl]

Aizen: I'm the last Cylon.

[Daito-kun]

Kon: Ichigo, listen to me! I'm deadly serious. Your father is shinigami. Moreover, Taicho-class!
Ichigo: Haaa?! Then jus WHO is this annoyng bearded fool, wich tryin' to broke my neck every morning???!!!

[HayashiTakara]

Rukia: Renji... I have a confession to make...
Renji: *blushes* r-really? what is it?
Rukia: ...its hard for me to say...
Renji: Its ok, you can tell me anything!
Rukia: I.. I...
Renji: Yes? Yes?
Rukia: I have a penis... *blushes*
Renji: O_o...
Rukia: ....
Renji: Thats hot!

lol, couldn't resist myself.

[MAQI]

Rukia: Renji... I have a confession to make...
Renji: *blushes* r-really? what is it?
Rukia: ...its hard for me to say...
Renji: Its ok, you can tell me anything!
Rukia: I.. I...
Renji: Yes? Yes?
Rukia: I have a penis... *blushes*
Renji: O_o...
Rukia: ....
Renji: Thats hot!

lol, couldn't resist myself.

:heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh: :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh: :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh: :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh: :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh: :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh::heh: :heh:

[HiroInazuma]

Best penis joke ever:

Soul Society Arc
Ichigo: BANKAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urahara:.........
Yoruichi:...........
Byakuya:...........
Renji:.................
Yamamoto:.........
SoiFon:................
Mayuri:.................
Ukitake:................
Rukia:....................
Orihime:.................
Uruyu:....................
Chad:......................
Shunsui:...................
Hanatarou:................
Aizen:.........
Hitsugaya:..........
Momo:...............
Gin:..............
Kira:............
Yachiru:............
Kenpachi:..........
Rangiku:......*bursts out laughing* It is so small....HAHAHAHAHAHA, Hitsugaya-taicho's is way bigger than that even Renji's
Orihime: Rangiku-chan that's mean I think it is cute
Rukia: You think that someone with such a big sword will have a bit more to show
Ichigo: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU ARE JUST MEAN!!!!!
-Back to present-
Ulq: Remember this Ichigo?
Ichigo: TAKE ORIHIME AND GO!!! ALL YOU DO IS BRING BACK THE PAIN!!!
Orihime: Urm....Ichigo, I could reject fate and make it bigger

[skurai]

Aizen: I like making friends with people that can't see. Why do you think I chose Gin and Tousen?


ROFL.........

[MAQI]

Disturbing :eyespin:

I wanted it to be as shocking as possible, I see it was... sorry for the mental picture...:heh:

Isshin: Come here Ichigo let me give you a big hug....:heh:

[HayashiTakara]

Chad: Earth!
Ichigo: Fire!
Ishida: Wind!
Renji: Water!
Orihime: Heart!

Rukia: By your powers combined, I am Captain.. *trips over props on the stage*

Director: Cut! Cut! *sigh... I knew we should've went with the blue guy with green hair...

[HiroInazuma]

Chad: Earth!
Ichigo: Fire!
Ishida: Wind!
Renji: Water!
Orihime: Heart!

Rukia: By your powers combined, I am Captain.. *trips over props on the stage*

Director: Cut! Cut! *sigh... I knew we should've went with the blue guy with green hair...

LOL!!!!

Hitsugaya: Hyōrinmarumon DIGIVOLVE TO!!!! Daiguren Hyōrinmarumon!!!
Renji: ZABIMARU DIGIVOLVE TO!!!! Hihiō Zabimaru!!!!!
Ichigo: ZANGETSU DIGIVOLVE TO!!!! TENSA ZANGETSU!!!!!
Byakuya: SENBONZAKURAMON DIGIVOLVE TO!!!! SENBONZAKURAMON KAGEYOSHI!!!!!
Grimmjow: GRIMMJOW JEAGEARJAQUES DIGIVOLVE TO!!!! PANTERAMON!!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Grimmjow_Pantera.png

Ichigo: This form I won't be able to beat him like this.....TENSA ZANGETSU DIGIVOLVE TO!!!! OGICHI TENSA ZANGETSU!!!!!

[skurai]

Orihime: These are actually fake...

[HayashiTakara]

Ichigo: Snarf... We gotta call the others Grim.. I mean Lionel!!
Grimmjow: Right Snarf! Here goes, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Cats, HO!!!!!!

[xOrihime Chan]

Orihime: Hell yeah!

=D =D LOL

[pirostyle]

the REAL reason ichigo came to save rukia...
rukia: I knew you would come for me... and the money I owe you
ichigo: thats right, 5 bucks... hand it over
*rukia gives ichigo the money*
ichigo: alright guys lets go home !!



chad: maybe I should be taller...
rangiku: OMG !! midgits ate my breasts !! ...oh wait they just got bigger thats all
toshiro: I must kill neji !! because his voice sounds like mine !!!
yoruichi: ok, people will know this is a costume, can we use a real cat instead ??

[tbl]

Ichigo: Bankai! Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Canon.

After Aizen is defeated
Aizen: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
(Has this one already been done?)

Yamamoto: Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to us, and neither do we.

Byakuya: How dare you step on our pride... MacGyver. Defeating my Bankai with a paperclip, some string and a rubber band, who do you think you are?

[MAQI]

Matsumoto: I think I'll wear a bra today.

Toshiro: Man its cold in here!

Gin: =(

Orihime: Ichigo

Renji: these tatoos were a big mistake!

Rukia: Orihime can I borrow your bra?

Hiyori: Come here you big lug and give me a hug.

[HiroInazuma]

Rangiku: ......How the f*** do I take of this necklace?! I've been wearing it since I joined Soul Society

Orihime: Hey DIRECTORS WHY DID YOU CUT THAT PART WITH ME RAVAGING ICHIGO IN HIS SLEEP OUT OF THE MANGA!!!
Kubo: What you did was rated 18+
Ichigo: Trust me Orihime I am just as angry as you!
Orihime: You were awake?!
Ichigo: Did you not see the smile on my face?

[ruote]

Orihime: You were awake?!
Ichigo: Did you not see the smile on my face?

that's right, Ichigo would never say that :heh:

[HiroInazuma]

that's right, Ichigo would never say that :heh:

If that is an IchiRuki comment he would never say it to even Rukia

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Nanao: Kyouraku-chan!!!

Nemu: Father

Mayuri: Nemu-chan

[tbl]

Chad: Earth!
Ichigo: Fire!
Ishida: Wind!
Renji: Water!
Orihime: Heart!

Chad: Earth!
Ichigo: Fire!
Ishida: Wind!
Renji: Water!
Orihime: Boobs!

Rukia: Hey Ichigo, what's the "internet"?
Ichigo: It's a series of tubes

Ichigo: Hey Rukia, what's Soul Society like?
Rukia: There's a shortage of chairs.

Ichigo: Hmm, what does Bleach actually mean?
Byakuya: No one breaks the fourth wall in Bleach. Wait, did I also just... s$%#

Ichigo: Hi kids, today in Bleach we had a lot of fun but we also learn a valuable lesson, isn't that right Ishida?
Ishida: We sure did Ichigo. Drugs may seem like a really good idea, but they are really bad. Drugs hurt both you, your friends and your family.
Entire cast: JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Best penis joke ever:

Soul Society Arc
Ichigo: BANKAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urahara:.........
Yoruichi:...........
Byakuya:...........
Renji:.................
Yamamoto:.........
SoiFon:................
Mayuri:.................
Ukitake:................
Rukia:....................
Orihime:.................
Uruyu:....................
Chad:......................
Shunsui:...................
Hanatarou:................
Aizen:.........
Hitsugaya:..........
Momo:...............
Gin:..............
Kira:............
Yachiru:............
Kenpachi:..........
Rangiku:......*bursts out laughing* It is so small....HAHAHAHAHAHA, Hitsugaya-taicho's is way bigger than that even Renji's
Orihime: Rangiku-chan that's mean I think it is cute
Rukia: You think that someone with such a big sword will have a bit more to show
Ichigo: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU ARE JUST MEAN!!!!!
-Back to present-
Ulq: Remember this Ichigo?
Ichigo: TAKE ORIHIME AND GO!!! ALL YOU DO IS BRING BACK THE PAIN!!!
Orihime: Urm....Ichigo, I could reject fate and make it bigger

LOLFOCROFLMAFAO! :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh: :heh:

*help me I can't breathe*

Oh, I have one:

Hitsugaya: Rangiku-san! I can't stand it anymore! Take me! Take me NAO!!!
Rangiku: =3

[HiroInazuma]

Rangiku: Males of Soul Soceity I have something to annouce....
Males of Soul Soceity turn around to see Rangiku on the Central Chambers roof
Rangiku: I am becoming a nun!!
Males: *drop dead*

[tbl]

Ishida: My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruiz y Picasso the Fourth.

Gin: Gee Aizen, what do you want to do tonight?
Aizen: The same thing we do every night, Gin - try to take over the world.

[Konpachi]

Ichigo: Hmm, what does Bleach actually mean?
Byakuya: No one breaks the fourth wall in Bleach. Wait, did I also just... s$%#

No one breaks the fourth wall? What do you call Arrancar Encyclopedia (or w/e its called) Time then?

[cloak_and_dagger]

Ishida
Gin: Gee Aizen, what do you want to do tonight?
Aizen: The same thing we do every night, Gin - try to take over the world.

LOLOLOL ROFL!! XD


Urahara: I hate lolis.

Ishida: I hate dresses.

Aizen & Syazel Aporro: I hate myself.

Ulquiorra: I love to smile!

Chad: I'm important to this story!!!

Tousen: Look at that!

[mugenTaichou]

or or this one xD

Tousen to Kenpachi before they fought : I see what u did there.

[mugenTaichou]

What tousen said when he got nail file in hand?

''Goddamit I have never read something stupid as this''

[HiroInazuma]

How Tosen went blind:

He went on the Ridiculous Image Thread Bleach Style and opened up the site Cloak and Dagger posted on p131

[mugenTaichou]

Tousen: Let me see your bankai!! xD

[cloak_and_dagger]

How Tosen went blind:

He went on the Ridiculous Image Thread Bleach Style and opened up the site Cloak and Dagger posted on p131

I'm gonna be a hated man.. :sad:

[Kyero Fox]

Ichigo: " I love you rukia"

Wuahaha BURN Fangirl and boys! *evil Avatar laugh*

[Warchef]

Ichigo: " I love you inoue"

Wuahaha BURN Fangirl and boys! *evil Avatar laugh*

Fixt for truthiness

[HiroInazuma]

Ichigo: Truth is...I only got this gig because Naruto already had more than enough protagonists

[Kyero Fox]

Fixt for truthiness


Wrong thread you dork, That belongs in the Fact thread.

[mugenTaichou]

Wrong thread you dork, That belongs in the Fact thread.

No Ichigo will end up with Renji, what's all babling up about Orihime this, Rukia that... Shish :mad:

I can see it

Ichigo is in wedding dress

Renji is in... another wedding dress

And altar is in front of a sunset, they are gazeing in each other eyes, and then it comes Byakuya as priest to marry them (just you remember the last shinigami golden, ichigo actually came to byakuya to ask him will he marry them two)

Then Byakuya says: Ichigo, will you take Renji for you wife, to blabla bla to death
Ichigo: I do *blush*
Byakuya: Renji, will you take (one long''...'') Ichigo for your wife to blablabla to death
Renji: I do *blush x2*
Byakuya: Then, I, Kuchiki Byakuya, under the law of Soul Society for gay marriages, and under the King of Soul Society I announce you to wife and (another blank gaze to ichigo as sign of complete sickness)... wife. You may kiss the bride. Wait which one?
Until he couldn't finish his sentence, Renji already glomped Ichigo and gave him passionate kiss, while Rukia AND Orihima have a complete nose bleed, since they are yaoi fangirls but closet case.

End of disscusion. :3

[Hilarieho]

No Ichigo will end up with Renji, what's all babling up about Orihime this, Rukia that... Shish :mad:

I can see it

Ichigo is in wedding dress

Renji is in... another wedding dress

And altar is in front of a sunset, they are gazeing in each other eyes, and then it comes Byakuya as priest to marry them (just you remember the last shinigami golden, ichigo actually came to byakuya to ask him will he marry them two)

Then Byakuya says: Ichigo, will you take Renji for you wife, to blabla bla to death
Ichigo: I do *blush*
Byakuya: Renji, will you take (one long''...'') Ichigo for your wife to blablabla to death
Renji: I do *blush x2*
Byakuya: Then, I, Kuchiki Byakuya, under the law of Soul Society for gay marriages, and under the King of Soul Society I announce you to wife and (another blank gaze to ichigo as sign of complete sickness)... wife. You may kiss the bride. Wait which one?
Until he couldn't finish his sentence, Renji already glomped Ichigo and gave him passionate kiss, while Rukia AND Orihima have a complete nose bleed, since they are yaoi fangirls but closet case.

End of disscusion. :3

LOL
I almost wish this were true.

[tbl]

Aizen: Gin, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Ichimaru: I think so, Aizen, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

Ishida: Kurosaki, Inoue-san's been kidnapped again!
[Nothing]
Ishida: Kurosaki! Didn't you hear me?
Ichigo: Be quiet, I'm watching Lost. There's a freakin' polar bear on a tropical island.
Ishida: But we need to rescue Inoue-san.
Ichigo: Will saving Inoue help Jack and Kate get together?
Ishida: No...
Ichigo: Then it can wait.
(ripped off from The Daily Show)

[BleachOD]

Ichigo: You Know... Inoue thanks to you, I learned how to be a great stalker.

Say....Can I borrow that armband you got from Ulquiorra. I am sneaking in my sisters bedroom and try and kiss Rukia while she's unconscious..."FUCK YEAH!"

Arigato Inoue...I learned from the best!

[HiroInazuma]

Ichigo: Rukia?! Orihime?! Are waiting for me in my bedroom?! And they said something about making me a man
Renji: YEAH!
Ichigo: OMG!!!.....THEY'RE GOING TO TEACH ME HOW TO USE KIDOU!!!
Renji: Riiiiiiight..... but they said meet them at the park...Good thing I have this Ichigo gigai *jumps into it*

[Ganshou-dono]

Ichigo: Rukia?! Orihime?! Are waiting for me in my bedroom?! And they said something about making me a man
Renji: YEAH!
Ichigo: OMG!!!.....THEY'RE GOING TO TEACH ME HOW TO USE KIDOU!!!
Renji: Riiiiiiight..... but they said meet them at the park...Good thing I have this Ichigo gigai *jumps into it*

pretty good dude! :heh::heh::heh:

[mugenTaichou]

Ichigo: Rukia?! Orihime?! Are waiting for me in my bedroom?! And they said something about making me a man
Renji: YEAH!
Ichigo: OMG!!!.....THEY'RE GOING TO TEACH ME HOW TO USE KIDOU!!!
Renji: Riiiiiiight..... but they said meet them at the park...Good thing I have this Ichigo gigai *jumps into it*

Heck, you deserve cookie :D but can't give it to ya :heh:

[HiroInazuma]

Ichigo: Hi I'm home *walks in and defends self*
Isshin: Hello son, how was school? *sitting down reading a newspaper with a pipe in his mouth
Ichigo: O.O....! DIE EVIL ARRANCAR WITH TRANSFORMING CAPABILITIES!!! *goes shinigami and attacks*
Isshin: What are you doing son? Sit down and have some coffee
Ichigo: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! WHY AREN'T YOU ATTACKING ME?!
Isshin: Because son...I am...
Isshin: *leaps out from behind in shinigami outfit* Ichigo look *as Ichigo turns around* A GIGAI B****! http://www.angelfire.com/games2/cheatfind/isshin3.gif

[Amirali]

*Gasps for breath. Oh, man, that would be so funny.........that's definitely how Isshin should reveal himself to Ichigo one day. And pound the hell out of him too.

[MAQI]

Ichigo: You Know... Inoue thanks to you, I learned how to be a great stalker.

Say....Can I borrow that armband you got from Ulquiorra. I am sneaking in my sisters bedroom and try and kiss Rukia while she's unconscious..."FUCK YEAH!"

Arigato Inoue...I learned from the best!

You do realize this is the "what a bleach character would never say" right??? So you have become an IchHime fan???!!!:twitch: Yay Bleach OD is an IchiHime fan!!!yay!

:heh::heh::heh::heh::heh:

[HiroInazuma]

Neliel: Come on b****
Halibel: Oh hell no!
-After a 5 chapter fight-
Nel: You look really hot with your clothes ripped in all the right places
Halibel: You too...*the two start making out right in front of Ichigo, Hitsugaya, Urahara, Shinji, Shunsui and Ishida*

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/327/8/b/Halibel_and_Nel_by_COLCOL101.jpg

Look at it again because I edited it

[MAQI]

Neliel: Come on b****
Halibel: Oh hell no!
-After a 5 chapter fight-
Nel: You look really hot with your clothes ripped in all the right places
Halibel: You too...*the two start making out right in front of Ichigo, Hitsugaya, Urahara, Shinji, Shunsui and Ishida*

I would like to think that would happen at some point...:D:D:D:naughty::love:
Oh and Chizu would be watching too but would shortly die from excessive nose bleeding...

[tbl]

Neliel: Come on b****
Halibel: Oh hell no!
-After a 5 chapter fight-
Nel: You look really hot with your clothes ripped in all the right places
Halibel: You too...*the two start making out right in front of Ichigo, Hitsugaya, Urahara, Shinji, Shunsui and Ishida*

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2007/327/8/b/Halibel_and_Nel_by_COLCOL101.jpg

Look at it again because I edited it

Tite Kubo: Damn this thread, you're stealing all my ideas for my new series BleacHentai. Chapter 001: Death and Strawberry Sex.

Ichigo: Matsumoto, so you must have had some work done.
Matsumoto: Huh?
Ichigo: You know, a plastic surgeon.
Matsumoto: A what?
[Ichigo explains it to her]
Matsumoto: So they can be even bigger!?

Ishida: (After looking at Isshin's poster) Kurosaki, you mum's hawt.
Ichigo: Dude! My mum's dead.
Ishida: Technically, so is Rukia...
Ichigo: Touché.

Aizen: Something, something, darkside.

[PhantomRay]

Yachiru: Ken-chan... ? O.O
Kenpachi: Yachiru ! * Happy stare on his face *, I achieved my dream... look :D !
*Shows Nobel Peace Prize Medal*

Nemu: Ishida, let's run far away together ! I can't stand my father anymore !
Ishida: But Mayuri-Sensei is my idol !

[tbl]

Hitsugaya: Aizen, why are you doing all of this!
Aizen: Isn't it obvious? To finally kill a main character.
Hitsugaya: Kill a main character in Bleach? This is madness!
Aizen: Madness? No, this is SPARTAAAAA!
Hitsugaya: Uh... no it's not. It's definitely Bleach.
Aizen: Never mind then.

Aizen: No! Don't go into that room.
Ichigo: Why? All there is this book... it says "My Master Plan by Aizen Sousuke". [Ichigo opens the book] Wait a minute, this is just The Evil Overload List. That explains how you've been one step ahead of everyone else.

Ichigo: So you're blind.
Tousen: Yes...
Ichigo: Have you tried taking off those goggles?
Tousen: Now that you mention it, no, no I haven't.
[Few seconds later]
Tousen: I can see! What? I'm black? Why did no one tell me?

[Kyero Fox]

Ichigo: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.. never gonna run around and desert you...
Chizuru: Omg that song givez me such hardness, I wove you ichigo!!111!oneone

[HiroInazuma]

Ichigo (I): The truth why I never made a move on you is because I-
Rukia (R): Love your sisters?
Orihime (O): Already with someone?
R: Hate us?
O: Find us unattractive?
R: Married?
O: Gay?!
I: Where the hell did you get gay from?
R: *point at Ishida with flowers*
Ishida: Come on honey we're gonna be late for the 7:00pm viewing and then that will cut into our dinner reservations, we will have to wait for them to find a table
Rukia and Orihime: Aww...but that really explains alot! Bye!
R: Where's Renji, I suddenly find him attractive!
O: Where's Urahara he said he was to explore my mountains!
Ishida: Told you I was going to get you back *glares at Ichigo and walks off*
Ichigo: I hate you...
Ishida: Wait but what was you going to say?
Ichigo: I wanted a threesome but they would have never said yes but I decided to take a limb and tried to say something to them about the arrangement

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Aizen: No! Don't go into that room.
Ichigo: Why? All there is this book... it says "My Master Plan by Aizen Sousuke". [Ichigo opens the book] Wait a minute, this is just The Evil Overload List. That explains how you've been one step ahead of everyone else.

OMFG yes!! The Evil Overlord List!!! :heh:

R: Where's Renji, I suddenly find him attractive!

Ah ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... this line was hilarious.


Grimmjow: This is it, Kurosaki Ichigo! I will prove that I am the King!
Ichigo: Bring it! I'll defeat you and Ulquiorra and Aizen and take Rukia and Inoue and everyone back with me!
Grimmjow: Yah!
*they fight*
Grimmjow: Not bad, Kurosaki Ichigo. However...
Grimmjow: Grind, Pantera!
*Grimmjow transforms*
Grimmjow: Now I'm gonna...
Yachiru: Kitty!
Grimmjow: Huh? Aw, shit... Wait, no! Get off me!
*Yachiru is hugging Grimmjow and starts scratching him behind his ears*
Grimmjow: *purrrrrrr* Damn you, damn you..... *purr purr* ...my one true weakness.... *purr*
Ichigo: You know, Grimmjow, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'll just leave.
Grimmjow: No! Stay right there! I'll defeat you! I'll--- *purr purr*
*Ichigo walks away*
Grimmjow: GODDAMMIT!!

[HiroInazuma]

Grimmjow: This is it, Kurosaki Ichigo! I will prove that I am the King!
Ichigo: Bring it! I'll defeat you and Ulquiorra and Aizen and take Rukia and Inoue and everyone back with me!
Grimmjow: Yah!
*they fight*
Grimmjow: Not bad, Kurosaki Ichigo. However...
Grimmjow: Grind, Pantera!
*Grimmjow transforms*
Grimmjow: Now I'm gonna...
Yachiru: Kitty!
Grimmjow: Huh? Aw, shit... Wait, no! Get off me!
*Yachiru is hugging Grimmjow and starts scratching him behind his ears*
Grimmjow: *purrrrrrr* Damn you, damn you..... *purr purr* ...my one true weakness.... *purr*
Ichigo: You know, Grimmjow, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'll just leave.
Grimmjow: No! Stay right there! I'll defeat you! I'll--- *purr purr*
*Ichigo walks away*
Grimmjow: GODDAMMIT!!

Lol! Go Yachiru make that kitty your b****

[tbl]

Byakuya: You're 1000 years to early to talk about Bankai, boy.
Ichigo: We'll see... BANKAI!
Byakuya: Huh? Nothing's changed. I knew it was impossible for someone like you.
Ichigo: Oh really? *Ni* *Ni* *Ni*
Byakuya: (Collapses in pain) No, s-stop it!

[itachi kazuki]

OMFG yes!! The Evil Overlord List!!! :heh:



Ah ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... this line was hilarious.


Grimmjow: This is it, Kurosaki Ichigo! I will prove that I am the King!
Ichigo: Bring it! I'll defeat you and Ulquiorra and Aizen and take Rukia and Inoue and everyone back with me!
Grimmjow: Yah!
*they fight*
Grimmjow: Not bad, Kurosaki Ichigo. However...
Grimmjow: Grind, Pantera!
*Grimmjow transforms*
Grimmjow: Now I'm gonna...
Yachiru: Kitty!
Grimmjow: Huh? Aw, shit... Wait, no! Get off me!
*Yachiru is hugging Grimmjow and starts scratching him behind his ears*
Grimmjow: *purrrrrrr* Damn you, damn you..... *purr purr* ...my one true weakness.... *purr*
Ichigo: You know, Grimmjow, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'll just leave.
Grimmjow: No! Stay right there! I'll defeat you! I'll--- *purr purr*
*Ichigo walks away*
Grimmjow: GODDAMMIT!!

i could imagine that happening....lol

[seiji_kun]

Ichigo: Sometimes I wish Bleach was a romance harem. Then at least I could've get it on with chicks like Inoue, Matsumoto, Risa. Making out actually owns getting your ass kicked several times and fighting an inner hollow.


Inoue: Mb I should give up my dream of dating Ichigo, if we have kids they got a 100% certainty of getting bullied like theire parents cause of theire orange hair.


Rukia: At least I'm more usefull then Sakura of Naruto. If I would be that weak of a female lead I would've commit senpoku? (harikiri)


Karin: hatguy! Learn me how to use my shinigami powers to!

[PhantomRay]

Sorry if I repeat anything.

What would ICHIGO absolutly never say ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XrfOipWHns) :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh:

[itachi kazuki]

Yourichi: You know what they say you are what you eat.....
best i could think of....

[nines]

Ichigo: Rukia you look like a guy....just for your information

Ichigo: Uryuu your gay for making downs and seuing dresses

Ichigo: Orihime can I have sex with you?

[itachi kazuki]

Sorry if I repeat anything.

What would ICHIGO absolutly never say ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XrfOipWHns) :heh::heh::heh::heh::heh:

classic lmao!

[HayashiTakara]

Yoruichi: ~I love fishes, cause they're so delicious~
Karin & Yuzu. (Chorus); ~Gotta go fishing~

[tbl]

Cast of Bleach: We quit.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

*Aizen is finally defeated by Ichigo*
Aizen: Ugh... damn character shield.

Aizen: My plans are foiled once again. I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And that dog!
Yoruichi: Cat, thank you very much.

[tbl]

Ichigo: I'm Denny Crane.

[PhantomRay]

*Some random kids come at Ichigo's house on Halloween*
The kids: Trick or treat !
Ichigo: Hollow ! BANKAI !!! * Charging spiritual energy DBZ style *
*Kids freaked out, they start to run away screaming*
Rukia: Ichigo, DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE !!!!?!?!? ICHIGO !!!?!?!
Ishida: Idiots !!! this is another result of shinigami workaholism !

Everyone else in the forum: *Wonders how come the kids can see shinigamis* o.O

[HiroInazuma]

Orihime: *pants* Pantera....KAWAIII!!!! *glomps Grimm*
Grimm: WTF?! YOU B**** GET OFF!!!
Orihime: OW Something poked me *looks down* Oh...looks like Aizen didn't get you fixed...ICHIGO!
Ichigo: On it! *evil glare and devious smile from Orihime and Ichigo*
Grimm: NO!!!! *wakes up* Oh good it was just a dream...little panther are you al *looks down*....NO!!!! I can't believe they fixed Little Pantera's scar *looks at a little adjuchas panther* That scar was a vow that he would get that shinigami animal that got you (Not the Animal Captain)

[MAQI]

Yoruich: Starts singing: I like chicken I like liver meow mix meow mix will deliver...meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.....

[nines]

Yoruich: Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty MEOW MIX MEOW MIX Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty MEOW MIX MEOW MIX Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty Uruhara its Uruharaaaa

[PhantomRay]

*Animal combo continues*

Ganju: Piggy goes oink oink, cow goes moo, chicken goes cluck cluck, how about you ?

[mugenTaichou]

*Animal combo continues*

Ganju: Piggy goes oink oink, cow goes moo, chicken goes cluck cluck, how about you ?

hahahahaha killer xD

Aizen from bushes : *imitates bird sound* I'm just a birdie too!!

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Yoruichi : Nya nya Nya Nya~

[HiroInazuma]

Ichigo: Just what we need, more fillers to make more people cry at the announcement of a new episode!

[PhantomRay]

Off topic: Naruto sub-forum should have a similar thread as this !

On topic:
Mayuri: *Watching Death Note on TV* Whats this !?! Someone stole my ideea, thats just a pre-alpha prototype, brainless idiots ! :frustrated: Who did this to defy me in such length ? Where are you, Nemu !?!
Nemu: Probably when Kenpachi achieved the eye-patch he saw your plans and sold it to someone because he finds 'death notes' a boring way to fight !
Nemu: ... or probably the shinigami Ryuk did it !

Death Note anyone ? ;)

[Kyo69]

Ichigo: I like strawberries.

[Amray]

Ichigo: "Zipadee do dah, Zipadee Yay. My oh My what a wonderful day!!!"

[tbl]

Ichigo: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Cast of Bleach: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY. SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY.
Ichigo: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Cast of Bleach: Bismillah - NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

[PhantomRay]

Ichigo: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Cast of Bleach: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY. SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY.
Ichigo: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Cast of Bleach: Bismillah - NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

:heh::heh::heh:

Next is Kenpanchi singing 'WAR' to Tousen:

Kenpachi:Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
.........................................

[Mr Hat and Clogs]

Aizen: I. AM. A. GOD!


...think about it. >.>

[DjTrizz]

D-Roy singing his theme song (I don't expect everyone to get this reference ;P)

I'm a d-boy
Bitch I'm a d-boy
Ho I'm a dopeboy
I got the scope in the rov for them jackboys
I got money in my pocket
I got money in my block
I got the money in the power

I'm a d-boy
Bitch I'm a d-boy
Ho I'm a dopeboy
I got the scope in the rov for them jackboys
I got money in my pocket
I got money in my block
I got the money in the power
I'm gone

[HiroInazuma]

Urahara: Where ma hoes be at?
*Yoruichi, Rangiku, Rukia and Orihime walk in, in skimpy outfits*
Ichigo: You are kidding me?!
Urahara: When you are as bada** as me you can have as many girls you want, now then where I put ma cadillac?!

[tbl]

Tousen: I have a dream that one day a man's character will be judged not by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character.

Ichigo, Ishida, Kon, Orhime: Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat.
Rukia: Delicious things to eat.
Chad: The popcorn can't be beat.
Ichigo, Ishida, Kon, Orhime: The sparkling drinks are just dandy, the chocolate bars and the candy, so let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat

[LastOrder]

Byakuya: Hey Rukia your so adorablleee :3

[tbl]

At the end of the SS arc
Ichigo: (Smoking a cigar) I love it when a plan comes together :cool:.
Ishida: What plan!?

[El_Frenchie]

Genryuusai Yamamoto: "Destroy all creation... just don't burn my soup. Ryujin Jakka."

[tbl]

Urahara: Hmm, maybe I should wear something different today.

Aizen: Gin what do you think of our new clothes? White is so the new black.
Tousen: Oi!
Aizen: Err, sorry.

Byakuya: What is that zanpakuto?
Ichigo: It's not a zanpakuto. You're looking at an IMI semi-automatic Mark VII Dessert Eagle .44 Magnum - welcome to the 20th century bitch! *BANG*

[squaresphere]

Ichigo: Sorry I can't fight right now I have to take my entrance exam for college.

[PhantomRay]

Matsumoto: Here is some ice-cream for you ^^.
Hitsugaya: Can't hold it, it's too cold !!!
Matsumoto: Ohhh just taste it !
Hitsugaya: Okay! Hmmm.... Ahhh... Ahhh Choo !!! Ahhh Choo !!! Ahhh Choo !!!.... AAHHHHH CHOOOOO !!!!!!! * Snots all over the place *
Matsumoto: Ohh no! Did you catch a cold again, sweetie ^^ ? Wait... don't pick you nose... here, take this... * Passes tissue *... blow you nose, your not a child anymore !

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Matsumoto: Here is some ice-cream for you ^^.
Hitsugaya: Can't hold it, it's too cold !!!
Matsumoto: Ohhh just taste it !
Hitsugaya: Okay! Hmmm.... Ahhh... Ahhh Choo !!! Ahhh Choo !!! Ahhh Choo !!!.... AAHHHHH CHOOOOO !!!!!!! * Snots all over the place *
Matsumoto: Ohh no! Did you catch a cold again, sweetie ^^ ? Wait... don't pick you nose... here, take this... * Passes tissue *... blow you nose, your not a child anymore !

LMAO That was funny:p:D

Ichigo: I am strawberry,i am strawberry boy,i am strawberry boy

Tosen: I wonder why Gin always closed his eyes?Could be he blind like me?

Komamura: Bow wow 100x

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Tosen: I wonder why Gin always closed his eyes?Could be he blind like me?
Tousen: Hey Ichimaru, why are your eyes always closed? Are you blind like me?
Gin: If you are blind, how can you see that my eyes are closed?
Tousen: ... dammit, I knew my secret would be found out eventually.

[Zu Ra]

Even in the manga Kubo forgets now and then that Tosen is blind : D

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Rangiku: My breast big than Nel
Nel: My breast big than Halibel
Halibel: My breast big than Rangiku and Nel

Rangiku,Nel,Halibel: MY BREAST BIG THAN YOU!!!!!! AS YOU KNOW AS YOU WELL!!!

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Aizen: Why am I doing this? So I can finally claim my World Heavy Weight Championship belt at Wrestlemania XXV!

[PhantomRay]

*Menos appears*
Everyone in Soul Society: Godzilla !! GODZILLA !!!!! RUUNNNNNN for your life !!!!

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Byakuya: Because im the most Bishounen and popular between female i think i should strip tease im more popular

[El_Frenchie]

Ichigo: Renji, I was wonderin'... do you think our Zanpakutou's are meant to reflect an aspect of our personality?
Renji: Oh? You're wondering about that? 'Course they do!
Ichigo: Huh?
Renji: I'm obviously manly, with a furry baboon and flexible appendage. I'm obviously a sexy beast. You, well... what can I say... Mister... SPEEEEEDY GONZALESSSS! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedy_Gonzales) HARIBA ! HARIBA!

[MAQI]

Ichigo: Renji, I was wonderin'... do you think our Zanpakutou's are meant to reflect an aspect of our personality?
Renji: Oh? You're wondering about that? 'Course they do!
Ichigo: Huh?
Renji: I'm obviously manly, with a furry baboon and flexible appendage. I'm obviously a sexy beast. You, well... what can I say... Mister... SPEEEEEDY GONZALESSSS! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedy_Gonzales) HARIBA ! HARIBA!

:heh::heh::heh:

His Zanpakutou is an old speedy man...:heh:

[PhantomRay]

Chad on a daily reference:
-I'll be back !
Chad when saving a parakeet:
-Come whit me if you want to live !
Chad when defeating a hollow:
-Hasta la vista, baby !
Chad when he wants to escape:
- Everyone, get to da' choppa !!!
Chad when naked in front of the Espada:
- I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
Chad when he finds out that Aizen is reaching his evil goals:
- It's the end of the World ! Judgment Day !
The Terminator

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Ichigo: I just read chapter 317. It was pretty good.

[BleachAddict]

Ichigo: Kawaii, Orihime-chan

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Tosen: Naked Suzumushi
Suzumushi: ?????

[Hari Michiru]

Rukia (without chappy): Ichi-Chan pyon~

[Zu Ra]

Chad on a daily reference:
-I'll be back !
Chad when saving a parakeet:
-Come whit me if you want to live !
Chad when defeating a hollow:
-Hasta la vista, baby !
Chad when he wants to escape:
- Everyone, get to da' choppa !!!
Chad when naked in front of the Espada:
- I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
Chad when he finds out that Aizen is reaching his evil goals:
- It's the end of the World ! Judgment Day !
The Terminator

This is seriously hilarious gave me a good laugh : )

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Kenpachi: BANKAI

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Rukia comes into Ichigo's room angry
Rukia: WTF do you think your doing Ichigo :frustrated:?
Ichigo: Huh?
Rukia hangs him a page printed out from the internet
Ichigo Oh... I needed money so I sold Zangetsu on eBay.

[Amirali]

Heh, with all the Zangetsu replicas left over from bankai training, I'm sure he made a fortune :).

[PhantomRay]

Yumichika Ayasegawa when wakes up:
-It's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as Me.
Yumichika Ayasegawa brushing his teeth:
-*Looks in mirror*Wait, who's that handsome guy? *Dials phone number* Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house... Oh, wait, cancel that. It's only me.
Yumichika Ayasegawa taking a bath:
-What do you think, Rubber Ducky? *Quack! Quack!*... My thoughts exactly!
Yumichika Ayasegawa searching for Ganju:
-Did you see a gorilla around here?
Yumichika Ayasegawa in a stresful situation:
-This is not good... for my hair!
Yumichika Ayasegawa when under atack:
- NOT THE FACE !!!!!

Johnny Bravo!

[samuraixz]

Aizen: (stares)
Orihime: What are you doing?
Aizen: OMG BOOBIES!!!

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Hichigo: Why so serious... Let's put a smile on that face.
Byakuya: Sh*t! Where's Batman!?

Orhime: Something, something, Kurosaki-kun.
(5 points for the reference)

Orhime: Kurosaki-kun...
Ichigo: I know my goddamn name! Seriously, is your vocabulary that limited?

[Hari Michiru]

Rukia's advice to Nii-sama

Rukia: Nii-sama, I think you shouldn't wear that scarf or that hairclip anymore. You seem girly enough with your sakura shikai.

Byakuya: ...

Rukia: Nii-sama, I also think that you should learn how to show some more expressions. I was pretty certain that you were a humanoid robot until you told me about Nee-sama.

Byakuya: ....

Rukia: Just one last thing, nii-sama! Your order of hair gel came this morning.