What a Bleach Character would never say!

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "I'm actually a really horrible person and a big bully underneath"

[Kafriel]

Ishida:Come on Kurosaki, Ulquiorra is weak!
Ichigo: How can you tell?
Ishida: He's not wearing a cape...

[Vinak]

Yamamoto: Viva La Revolution!!!

[maewie]

Ichigo, while fighting Grimmjow: *looks at clock* damn! Im late for school. And i even have a test today, god im so doomed. Bye Grimmjow! *runs off*

Grimmjow: .....:(

[KimmyChan]

Matsumoto - "I think I need a boob job! They're just not big enough!" :p

[Lord Uiruu]

kenpachi: let the bodies hit the floor!
let the bodies hit the floor!
let the bodies hit the floor!
let the bodies hit the... FLORGGGHHHRRR

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "Ichigo is just so butt ugly!!!"

[ShinAkuma135]

Matsumoto - "I think I need a boob job! They're just not big enough!" :p

good god...any bigger and they'll generate their own gravitational field...

Orihime - "Ichigo is just so butt ugly!!!"

gasp!!!!!! oh no you diiiin't

[Zatoichi8820XX]

Matsumoto: Yachiru, where should I put this [bomb] so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Yachiru: Out the window, Sam! There's nobody but strangers out there.
(BOOM!)
Matsumoto: I hope there was nobody on that bus.
Yachiru: Nobody we know, at least.

[Intranetusa]

Yamamoto: Viva La Revolution!!!
South America or the Glorious Soviet Motherland?

[Zu Ra]

Matsumoto - "I think I need a boob job! They're just not big enough!" :p

good god...any bigger and they'll generate their own gravitational field...


That cracked me up hard , clever nice one there :D :heh:

[maewie]

Ichigo: Yeah. Yeaaaah. Im surrounded by steaming hot women. Oh yeah, come here babes. Make love to your protagonist or ill plotkai on you all.

Grimmjow: Meow
Yourichi: Meow?
Grimmjow: Meeooow
Yourichi: Purrr..meow..purr
Grimmjow: purr..purrr
*starts making out*
Byakuya: Such lowly animalistic feelings. Hmph!

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "I really want that frilly, pink, white & lace lolita outfit!!!"

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Rukia:You'll never take Ichigo away from me. I'll be his girlfriend.
Orihime: Good, you can have him. I don't want Ichigo to be my boyfriend.
Ichigo: uhh, what are you girls talking about? I'm nobody's boyfriend.

[ShinAkuma135]

(mayuri researching human sexual behavior but has no way to test it)

mayuri- nemu! bend over...

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "Can we just be friends Ichigo?"

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Aizen : I am the most evil person in this world!

[kitten320]

Halibel releases.
Hitsugaya: It is fishing time!
BAM!
Halibel: I'm not a fish idiot!

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

*Ichigo&Rukia children* : Uncle Byakuya
Byakuya : Kurosaki Ichigo where are you?! Come here and i'll kill you!!

[KimmyChan]

Yoruichi - "I actually use fake tan, this isn't a real one"

[kitten320]

Yoruichi - "I actually use fake tan, this isn't a real one"

Halibel: -sigh- me too. :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Matsumoto - "I honestly can't stand all of this male attention"

[wrenchan]

Toushiro sees Matsumoto walk through the door. "Motorboat Time!" *Matsumoto runs away screaming.*

[Zu Ra]

Halibel : I wuv Shark Fin Soup :Yum Yum:

[kitten320]

Halibel : I wuv Shark Fin Soup :Yum Yum:

Lol :heh:
I gues soon there will be a fan arts where she eats Shark soup without knowing it and then someone tells her :heh:
Almost like with Kisame :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "Me and my dad get along so well! We never pick silly arguments or fight!"

[maewie]

Halibel: *releases to a shark-form*

Hitsu: OMG! SUSHI! :D

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "Pink is so in this season!"

[Lord Uiruu]

Halibel: *goes to shark form*
Kisame: wtf! you think yu can pull off the shark thing, do ya!?
Arlong: yeh.. were f*cking VETERANS of the whole shark-thing you know?
Halibel: *poses*
Kisame and Arlong: WE ACCEPT!!!!!!!

[kitten320]

Halibel: *goes to shark form*
Kisame: wtf! you think yu can pull off the shark thing, do ya!?
Arlong: yeh.. were f*cking VETERANS of the whole shark-thing you know?
Halibel: *poses*
Kisame and Arlong: WE ACCEPT!!!!!!!

Lol I gues it will be really hard for any male to not accept her :heh:

[ShinAkuma135]

Halibel: *releases to a shark-form*

Hitsu: OMG! SUSHI! :D

Halibel to shark form

Hitsugyua- man where's a boner when you need one??!!!

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Ichigo: Go ahead Kon. Get as close to Rukia's as you want, I won't stop you. Oh, and go ahead and be a pervert in my body and ruin my already bad reputation. It's no big deal.
Kon: Really?
Ichigo: Yup.

[iamdeath]

Rukia: let have date ichigo
Ichigo: Ok why not

[KimmyChan]

Kon - "I love being a stuffed animal!"

[Lord Uiruu]

Soifon: I HATE YORUICHI!

[kitten320]

Soifon: I HATE YORUICHI!

I kinda had same idea, although remebering episode 56 I thought it wouldn't do :heh:

[Lord Uiruu]

its like the opposite cuz she would never say that. cuz she is awesome like that you know?

[kitten320]

its like the opposite cuz she would never say that. cuz she is awesome like that you know?

She did say it =)
But I don't she ever meant it^^

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "What I wouldn't give to be a skinny runt of a guy"

[kitten320]

After chapter 355, Hitsugaya is all beatne up and... here comes Hyounimaru dressed in a dress and with fairy wand!
Hitsugaya: WTF?!
Hyounimaru:I'm your godmother and I will help you. I'm lending you some super puper powers but remeber... at 12 AM you will lose them.
Hitsugaya: Why it always at 12 AM?
Hyounimaru: Because it is fairytale dumbass!

[iamdeath]

Bayaka: your good friend ichigo
Ichigo Thanks

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "Gothic lolita is so in this season!"

[Lord Uiruu]

Chad: damnit this haircut gets in my eyes.
Gin: I dont even haves eyes! Well, somewhat anyway.
Tosen: I NEVER HAD EYES!!!!!!!
Aizen: My eyes suck.... i wear glasses.... and now i wear contacts... (probably)
Kenpachi: Who fucking needs EYES!? yu can fight without em!
Yumichika: My eyes are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

what is it with Kubo and eyes?

[kitten320]

Chad: damnit this haircut gets in my eyes.
Gin: I dont even haves eyes! Well, somewhat anyway.
Tosen: I NEVER HAD EYES!!!!!!!
Aizen: My eyes suck.... i wear glasses.... and now i wear contacts... (probably)
Kenpachi: Who fucking needs EYES!? yu can fight without em!
Yumichika: My eyes are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

what is it with Kubo and eyes?

Better ask what is it with Kubo and arms :heh:

[Lord Uiruu]

Better ask what is it with Kubo and arms :heh:

whadduyu mean?
oh i guess how
Grimmjow
Yammy
Kukaku
Mayuri (when ishida shoots him before Mayuri turns to water)
and i think a few others...
all have no arm at one point or another?

[kitten320]

whadduyu mean?
oh i guess how
Grimmjow
Yammy
Kukaku
Mayuri (when ishida shoots him before Mayuri turns to water)
and i think a few others...
all have no arm at one point or another?

Exactly!
Also Nnoitra had lost them before getting back :D

Then Halibel's fraccion cut off their hands in order to create a monster.
Ulquiorra cut off Ishida's hand.
Ichigo had tearn Ulquiorra's hand with bare hands and now Hitsugaya lost his hand(if not more) after Halibel's attack :heh:

So yeh...Kubo really hates arms :heh:

We need to create a new thread... 'Who will lose his/her arm next' :heh:

[Lord Uiruu]

Exactly!
Also Nnoitra had lost them before getting back :D

Then Halibel's fraccion cut off their hands in order to create a monster.
Ulquiorra cut off Ishida's hand.
Ichigo had tearn Ulquiorra's hand with bare hands and now Hitsugaya lost his hand(if not more) after Halibel's attack :heh:

So yeh...Kubo really hates arms :heh:

We need to create a new thread... 'Who will lose his/her arm next' :heh:

also nnoitra has one eye too... hmmmmm.....

[Cub-Sama]

Yoh: Ichigo into the spirit sword
Ichigo: Wait WTF?!

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "Hollows are actually really friendly and warm spirits who love everyone"

[iamdeath]

Ichigo please rukia let go out
rukia alright where u wanna go but we must do it in secret my brother hate u

[maewie]

Nnoitra: More equality between the sexes! More women into high arrancar positions! *waves board*

Grimmjow: Hey Kubo! Im still hanging here bleeding?
Kubo: Hang on a sec Grimmjow, im busy with Aizen and FKT here!
Grimmjow: Kubo? It kinda hurts you know?
Kubo: Just a sec, Grimmjow. Ulquiorra needs me here.
Grimmjow: Kubo, please..?
Kubo: Yes, Halibel? Did you say anything? Great job on Toshiro btw!
Grimmjow: *cries*

[Cub-Sama]

Ichigo: My job? To Capture all the Pok-Hollows!

[kitten320]

Ichigo: I've died! Finally!

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "I should totally dye my hair blue!"

[wrenchan]

Nnoitra: More equality between the sexes! More women into high arrancar positions! *waves board*

Grimmjow: Hey Kubo! Im still hanging here bleeding?
Kubo: Hang on a sec Grimmjow, im busy with Aizen and FKT here!
Grimmjow: Kubo? It kinda hurts you know?
Kubo: Just a sec, Grimmjow. Ulquiorra needs me here.
Grimmjow: Kubo, please..?
Kubo: Yes, Halibel? Did you say anything? Great job on Toshiro btw!
Grimmjow: *cries*

Awww, poor Grimm. Then again, poor Ishida, too! What's up with all the mortal wounding and not letting us know what happens? :uhoh:

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Ichigo: Here Byakuya, take my sword and kill me. I hate my life.
Byakuya: But then who would kill me?
Ichigo: I don't know, how about Kon?
Byakuya: Okay.
Rukia: WTF?

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "Myself and Orihime should totally have a really girlie sleepover one night!"

[kitten320]

Soi Fon: I love Omaeda! Screw you Yoruichi-sama!

[KimmyChan]

Soi Fon - "Now where are my fluffy pink bunny slippers?..."

[Lord Uiruu]

Soi Fon - "Now where are my fluffy pink bunny slippers?..."

mmm.... sounds arousing:naughty:
mmm hmmm hmmm fuzzy slippers hmm...


Soi: Uiruu is not awesome or hawt.
lol she would NEVER say that

[kitten320]

Soi Fon - "Now where are my fluffy pink bunny slippers?..."

Lol just imagine if she would wake up and found those slippers near her bed...
Soi Fon: OMAEDA!

Would be heard even in living world :heh:

[Cub-Sama]

Ichigo: Would you like a HAND there Ishida?
Orihime: I got to HAND it to you Ishida you really came through
Ichigo: Yeah I never knew you were so HANDY
Orihime: I agree his abilities really came in HANDY for occasions like this
Ichigo: This victory probably cost us all an ARM and a leg
Orihime: I think we should of gotten a HANDicap, Ulquiorra was really strong
Ichigo: Sorry about the wound I lost control of my ARM!
Orihime: LOL!
Ishida: You do realize you are all getting a death note
Orihime: Speaking of notes you really have the most amazing handwriting
Ishida: SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU!

[kitten320]

Ichigo: Would you like a HAND there Ishida?
Orihime: I got to HAND it to you Ishida you really came through
Ichigo: Yeah I never knew you were so HANDY
Orihime: I agree his abilities really came in HANDY for occasions like this
Ichigo: This victory probably cost us all an ARM and a leg
Orihime: I think we should of gotten a HANDicap, Ulquiorra was really strong
Ichigo: Sorry about the wound I lost control of my ARM!
Orihime: LOL!
Ishida: You do realize you are all getting a death note
Orihime: Speaking of notes you really have the most amazing handwriting
Ishida: SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU!

That was good one :D

[CMHerrera]

Ichigo: Would you like a HAND there Ishida?
Orihime: I got to HAND it to you Ishida you really came through
Ichigo: Yeah I never knew you were so HANDY
Orihime: I agree his abilities really came in HANDY for occasions like this
Ichigo: This victory probably cost us all an ARM and a leg
Orihime: I think we should of gotten a HANDicap, Ulquiorra was really strong
Ichigo: Sorry about the wound I lost control of my ARM!
Orihime: LOL!
Ishida: You do realize you are all getting a death note
Orihime: Speaking of notes you really have the most amazing handwriting
Ishida: SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU!

lol that is a good one

[KimmyChan]

Kon - "I wanna become The Lion King!"

[Vinak]

Halibel: is that a sausage in your pants? or are you happy to see me?
Hitsugaya:<blushes> uhhh....
Halibel: <smirks> my my, you certainly are a cute one...maybe we could...
Hitsugaya: <runs away> AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Halbel: ....well that's a first. I wonder what his problem is? ...Must be a virgin...Now I really wanna be alone with him... Hey! Come back here!
Hitsugaya: HELP ME! SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE!

Stark: Lucky guy, I've been trying to get with her for ages.
Lilinette:<kicks Stark> Such a Pig!

[Lord Uiruu]

Halibel: is that a sausage in your pants? or are you happy to see me?
Hitsugaya:<blushes> uhhh....
Halibel: <smirks> my my, you certainly are a cute one...maybe we could...
Hitsugaya: <runs away> AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Halbel: ....well that's a first. I wonder what his problem is? ...Must be a virgin...Now I really wanna be alone with him... Hey! Come back here!
Hitsugaya: HELP ME! SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE!

Stark: Lucky guy, I've been trying to get with her for ages.
Lilinette:<kicks Stark> Such a Pig!

lulz thats a good one

[kitten320]

Halibel: is that a sausage in your pants? or are you happy to see me?
Hitsugaya:<blushes> uhhh....
Halibel: <smirks> my my, you certainly are a cute one...maybe we could...
Hitsugaya: <runs away> AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Halbel: ....well that's a first. I wonder what his problem is? ...Must be a virgin...Now I really wanna be alone with him... Hey! Come back here!
Hitsugaya: HELP ME! SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE!

Stark: Lucky guy, I've been trying to get with her for ages.
Lilinette:<kicks Stark> Such a Pig!

Lol Halibel is a perv :heh:
And poor Stark :D

[Cub-Sama]

Halibel: Attack Tiburon
Shunsui: O.O, brb bai!
Stark: *drools and stares*
Aizen: I don't get the facisination in Halibel's release
Gin: Look Stark took his top of
Aizen: *fangirl scream* WHERE?
Gin: Lol....gay

[Vinak]

Soi Fong: ...you...want me to wear...these?
<holds up a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs>
Yoruichi: yup yup! ^_^

[kitten320]

Halibel: Attack Tiburon
Shunsui: O.O, brb bai!
Stark: *drools and stares*
Aizen: I don't get the facisination in Halibel's release
Gin: Look Stark took his top of
Aizen: *fangirl scream* WHERE?
Gin: Lol....gay

Bwahaha at Aizen part :heh:

[kitten320]

Soi Fong: ...you want me to wear these?
<holds up a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs>
Yoruichi: yup yup! ^_^

Lol :heh:
I wonder what she will ask her to wear next? :heh:

[Vinak]

cat ears .

[kitten320]

cat ears .

Along with bunny tail :heh:

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Yachiru: I hate Kenny. *cuts off Kenpachi's head*
Yachiru: Kenny isn't having fun now.

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Ichigo: Aizen, what are your true intentions?
Aizen: I want to do something with someone.
Ichigo: What do you want to do?
Aizen: You'll find out soon. *pants pop out*
Ichigo: uuhhh......bye*runs away*

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "Where are all the magical girls when you need them the most??!!"

[Liwyn]

Halibel: Attack Tiburon
Shunsui: O.O, brb bai!
Stark: *drools and stares*
Aizen: I don't get the facisination in Halibel's release
Gin: Look Stark took his top of
Aizen: *fangirl scream* WHERE?
Gin: Lol....gay

You could've cut out the "lol gay" part but other than that, llololololololo @ Aizen :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Yoruichi - "Fighting and kicking female butt is so not my style!"

[gundam rider]

:frustrated:

the kid A: "hey look!!, check out what i got, its Ichi-guu's awsome Ban-Kai!!"

kid B: "wow that's totally rad awsome!!, now you looked like a real awsome looking soul reaper!!"

the kid A: "& also check out its awsome features, it can also glow in the dark & it also has realistic sound effects, just like in the movie!!"

kid B: "now thats way more awsome, man!!"

the kid A: "but & wait until you see this!!,.........IT CAN ALSO TRANSFORM INTO A ROBOT SNAKE MODE!!!"

kid B: "yeah!!! AWSOME!!!!, now those aliens are done for it!!!"

narrator: "get your very own Ichigoo BanKai at your nearest toy stores now!!!"

"only from BANDAI!!!"

:frustrated:

[KimmyChan]

Matsumoto - "I'm a really innocent angel with a heart of pure gold"

[Alchemist007]

I wouldn't doubt her saying that :heh:

[DarkHollowIchigo]

Ichigo copying Byakuya: Ban Kai *and throws a bunch of sakura petals everywhere.*

hahahahaha:heh:

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "These hair clips given to me by my older now dead brother are really tacky!"

[maewie]

Orihime: I think im gonna cut my hair and colour it black. And then im gonna become a punk babe with spikes.

[KimmyChan]

Uryū - "My father is the most important person in the world to me"

[SeanQ]

Rukia: Bankai!!! Daiguren Hyorinmaru!!!
Hitsugaya: Pfft, you wish.

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "Jaffa Cakes! With the smashing orangey bit!"

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Grimmjow: SHORYUKEN!

Kudos if you get the reference. :p

[Zestelne]

Rukia - "Pink is so in this season!"

Shunsui - Y HALO THAR ;)

Ukitake - Pedophile!
Ohaiyo Toshi, wanna come to my place? I've got candy

The irony ;P.

[Vinak]

Ichigo: Let our powers combine. Earth!
Renji: Fire!
Orihime: Wind!
Ishida: Water!
Chad: Heart!
Ichigo, Renji, Orhime: Ishida, Chad: Go planet!
Kon: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

[Kon saves the day]

Aizen: You'll pay for this Captain Planet!

Kon: The power is yours!


Aizen: Kneel before your master!
[Yamamota refuses]
Aizen: fool, you are no longer my equal, I am more than man, more than life... I am a GOD!
Yamamoto: I HAVE THE POWER!!!!

Kon: Only you can prevent forest fires.

Ichigo: more then meets the eye!

Halibel: Jawsome! Fintastic!!

Ishida: One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled.
It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear.
It was the....
Ichigo: shut up! I'm trying to watch this show!

Aizen: You've got guts, Ichigo. But it takes more than guts to beat the Negaverse. Give up now, you'll never win.
Chad: How will I ever explain to my friends why I have tire tracks down my back?
Ichigo: Khaaaaaaan!!
Kon: what?

oh boy...childhood shows

[KimmyChan]

Aizen - "This long white coat makes me look like a doctor!"

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Ichigo: Hey Aizen, how does your sword make illusions?
Aizen: It releases cocaine into the air, and what you see when you're drugged is what you desire most.
Ichigo: But then why can I see you just fine. I'm not interested in boys.
Aizen: Really? Well then, I hate to tell you.... but I'm actually a girl, not a boy.
Ichigo: (mouth open wide) OH.......MY.....GOD!!!!!!

[kitten320]

Hitsugaya: I'm dying! I'm dying! Just kidding!
Halibel: Will you stop that?!
Hitsugaya: What? Can't kill me?
Halibel: I out! I'm not suicide to get myself killed by an immortal kid with biggest fanbase ever -walks away-
Hitsugaya: No! You can't leave! What about my awasomness?
Halibel: Don't care!
Hitsugaya: You are so mean T_T
Ukitake: Don't cry! I belive in you! Here, take a candy!
Hitsugaya: That makes me feel so much better T_T

[Gin]

toshiro: eww matsumoto close your legs it smells like fish
matsumoto: (no response since big hole in her abdomen)
toshiro: o wait thats halibel:heh:
halibel:-.-

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "You're not my real dad!!! You're my uncle!!!"

[Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius]

Grimmjow: SHORYUKEN!

Kudos if you get the reference. :p

Street Fighter am i right ?

[Lord Uiruu]

GRIMMJOW VS. YORUICHI
Everybody Else: LoL Catfight!!!!!

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "Who's up for a nice game of golf at the weekend?"

[kitten320]

Barragan: I'm the lord of the time! No one can stop me! BWAHAHAHA! -freezes- Ah damn! Battery is low again!
Soi Fon: Now... which bone should I brake first?
Barragan: Oh shit! 0_0

[KimmyChan]

Yoruichi - "I spend so much money having loads of tanning booth sessions!"

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

ichigo: "MY SWORD WILL CLEAVE THROUGH ALL EVIL"

*plays zengar zombolt's soundtrack in the background*:cool:

[Cub-Sama]

Sailor Moon: SAILOR MECURY USE YOUR BUBBLE BEAM!
Sailor Halibel: Right! Projectile Azule

Yammy: *releases* WHO STOLE MAH COOKIES?!

Shunsui:....You cut my hat.....You cut my hat didn't you? NO MOTHERF*CKER CUTS MY HAT YOU GOTTA PAY B*TCH!

Barragan: Well back in ol' 1940 me and my pals of mine were fightin on the front lines of World War 2, those Nazi b*stards were persistent but we pulled through
Soifon: *collapses*
Omaeda: Captain what's wrong
Soifon: It is the old man monologue techinique it's how Yamamoto keeps us in check there is no known defense against it

[Vinak]

[Ichigo singing]
I kill two hollows in the morning.
I kill two hollows at night.
I kill two hollows in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I kill two hollows in time of peace, and two in time of war
I kill two hollows before I kill two hollows ,
And then I kill two more.

[Lord Uiruu]

[Ichigo singing]
I kill two hollows in the morning.
I kill two hollows at night.
I kill two hollows in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I kill two hollows in time of peace, and two in time of war
I kill two hollows before I kill two hollows ,
And then I kill two more.

sublime ftw!!!!

[Zu Ra]

Barrangan : Who needs Viagra

-----------------------------------------------------

Hitsugaya : Must find and terminate Sarah Connor

[kitten320]

Barrangan : Who needs Viagra

-----------------------------------------------------

Hitsugaya : Must find and terminate Sarah Connor

I so agree with Hitsugaya part!

[Zu Ra]

Barrangan part is funnier : ( I so turned his resurrection into a sexual innuendo

[Cub-Sama]

Barragan: Arise Stalfos!
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/thumb/e/ea/Stalfos_%28Twilight_Princess%29.png/250px-Stalfos_%28Twilight_Princess%29.png
Ichigo: WTF?!
Barragan: Yeah the Stalfos are my sons, I got them jobs with my ol' poker buddy Ganon

[Gin]

Barragan: Arise Stalfos!
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/thumb/e/ea/Stalfos_%28Twilight_Princess%29.png/250px-Stalfos_%28Twilight_Princess%29.png
Ichigo: WTF?!
Barragan: Yeah the Stalfos are my sons, I got them jobs with my ol' poker buddy Ganon

Rofl A+ :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Grimmjaw - "I sure need to visit a dentist soon about this awful gum decaying!" :D

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Ichigo: "this is so damn cliche!"
Chado: "well its a typical shounen genre series, what would you expect from a typical shounen genre series!?"
Ichigo: "oh noes!, look! its a ka-me-ha-me-ha rip-off!!"
Chado: "where!?"

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "I can have a sleepover with all of my cuddly toys in my bedroom! Yaaaay!"

[Kafriel]

Komamura: earth!
Yamamoto:fire!
Hitsugaya:water!
Soifon:wind!
Ichigo:heart!
Kenpachi: with your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANEEEET!

[Cub-Sama]

Grimmjow: IN HUECO MUNDO HOLLOW KILL YOU

[kitten320]

Komamura: earth!
Yamamoto:fire!
Hitsugaya:water!
Soifon:wind!
Ichigo:heart!
Kenpachi: with your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANEEEET!

Lol :heh:
Although for water Ukitake would suit more since he is water based ;)

[Cub-Sama]

Orihime: Is Ichigo dead?
Ishida: No....he's evolving
Ichigo: RAWWR!
Ichigo has evolved into Hollow Ichigo 2.0
Ulquiorra: Okay wtf?!

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "Anyone up for some afternoon tea at the Ritz?"

[ShinAkuma135]

Barragan- I'll tell ya what...i'll make you a deal. I'll touch your chest and it'll make things better.
Soi Fon- uh....hm.............n.....
Barragan- yourichi will like it...
Soi Fon- do it

[Cub-Sama]

Barragan: Each Espada represents the 10 themes of death:

Lazy (Stark), Awesome Boobage (Halibel), Emo (Ulquiorra), Gay Tranny (Szayel), Spoons (Nnoitora), Lolcats (Grimmjor), Pumpkins (Zomari), Tentacle Rape (Aaronero), Kool-Aid (Yammy) and me 'Old man monologue'

My power allows me to use an old man monologue to age everything around me behold: Well back in ol' 1923 me and my buddies we're working on the farm which back in those days we called 'That Which Brings Food From Earth' so we we're raising the pigs which back in those days cou-

Soifon: X.X *dead*

Barragan: Why does anyone I talk to die?

[Lord Uiruu]

Barragan- I'll tell ya what...i'll make you a deal. I'll touch your chest and it'll make things better.
Soi Fon- uh....hm.............n.....
Barragan- yourichi will like it...
Soi Fon- do it

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah barragan is so lucky........
http://www.laymark.com/i/o/14.gif (http://www.laymark.com)

[kitten320]

Barragan- I'll tell ya what...i'll make you a deal. I'll touch your chest and it'll make things better.
Soi Fon- uh....hm.............n.....
Barragan- yourichi will like it...
Soi Fon- do it

Lol! He is going to make them bigger? :heh:
Lol I already can see that happening :heh:

Now we know why Halibel has them so big :D

[Lord Uiruu]

Lol! He is going to make them bigger? :heh:
Lol I already can see that happening :heh:

Now we know why Halibel has them so big :D

:wags tail:
youre messing with my head no?




Halibel: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard~
Stark: Damn right.. theyre better than yours...

[kitten320]

:wags tail:
youre messing with my head no?



Maybe :D
Also to that list can be added Nel... now we know why female espada have them so big :heh:

Barragan you are an old perv :heh:

[Lord Uiruu]

everyone should fear big boobs. and heres why. learn from example.
Halibel: you know... having a large chest isnt all its cracked up to be.
Nel: uh huh. true dat sistah.
Halibel: hmmm... when i turn around, i knock buildings over. *turns to talk to nel*
right nel?
Nel: BLARGHEOJSPFOJWFJOFDJOJSDK
Halibel: dammit. Hey everyoneeeeee.... whadduyu think about my problem?
everyone: BLARGHEOJSPFOJWFJOFDJOJSDK
aizen: BLARGHEOJSPFOJWFJOFDJOJSDK
toshiro: BLARGHEOJSPFOJWFJOFDJOJSDK
all of Hueco Mundo:BLARGHEOJSPFOJWFJOFDJOJSDK
even.... YOU!?: BLARGHEOJSPFOJWFJOFDJOJSDK

[ShinAkuma135]

continuation....

Barragan- so....boy i was not expecting a quick answer....hmmm....so how shall we do this? i mean everyone's here....hmmm
Soi Fon- just grab them idiot!!
Far far away...shunsui gets wind- BARAGGAN1!!! QUICK SWITCH WIT ME!

[kitten320]

continuation....

Barragan- so....boy i was not expecting a quick answer....hmmm....so how shall we do this? i mean everyone's here....hmmm
Soi Fon- just grab them idiot!!
Far far away...shunsui gets wind- BARAGGAN1!!! QUICK SWITCH WIT ME!

Lol and then...
Nanao:What did you say?!
Shunsui: Nanao-chan?! 0_0 What are you doing here?
Nanao: That is my line -bad aura around her-
Shunsui: But but...
Nanao: Barragan! I'm next!
Shunsui: For me?
SMACK
Nanao: No you idiot! For myself!
Hiyori: Me next!
Momo: Don't forget about me! -steel bleeding-
Barragan: Just how many are there?! 0_0
Soi Fon: Stay back! I was first! -glares at Barragan- So are you finally going to grab them or what?! Or should I do it in your place?

[Vinak]

Ichigo: I really hate the color orange.

Orihime: Kurosaki-kun?
Ichigo: shut up, B*tch.

[Chaos Zangetsu]

When the shinigami and Espada face off in the replica Karakura town:

Aizen: The Arrancar and me are never going to invade or try to take over Soul Society ever.
Yamamoto: Why not?
Aizen: Because I love all of you, espescially Momo. Yup, you'll never know the kind of things me and her did in the captains quarters if you know what I mean.
Yamamoto: WWWWWWHHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Fire from his zanpakto suddenly blazes huge and burns down the whole replica town*

[ShinAkuma135]

Lol and then...
Nanao:What did you say?!
Shunsui: Nanao-chan?! 0_0 What are you doing here?
Nanao: That is my line -bad aura around her-
Shunsui: But but...
Nanao: Barragan! I'm next!
Shunsui: For me?
SMACK
Nanao: No you idiot! For myself!
Hiyori: Me next!
Momo: Don't forget about me! -steel bleeding-
Barragan: Just how many are there?! 0_0
Soi Fon: Stay back! I was first! -glares at Barragan- So are you finally going to grab them or what?! Or should I do it in your place?

lol at shunsui. hey, he is skeleton emperor...and everybody wants an emperor's touch.

[dragon4dudes]

Aizen, to the King: Tag, your it.

[kitten320]

lol at shunsui. hey, he is skeleton emperor...and everybody wants an emperor's touch.

Lol so true :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo's Dad - "I'm actually married to three different women"

[Kafriel]

Halibel: you cannot kill me, ice-boy.
Hitsugaya:why not?
Halibel: because...*breathes heavily* I'm your father! :O

[KimmyChan]

Matsumoto - "HOW DARE I BE A RUNNER UP IN THE BIGGEST BOOBIES PRIZE!!!"

[tbl]

Hitsugaya: Aizen, why are you doing this?
Aizen: For the lulz of course.
Ichigo: Why am I not surprised that this is all 4chan's fault?
Hitsugaya: DAMN YOU 4chan!!!

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "Ok, who's the smart alec who poured liquid rust all over my hair when I was born huh??!!"

[tbl]

Matsumoto: Kuchiki-taichou, how do you keep your hair so soft and silky?
Byakuya: Lather, rinse and repeat... always repeat. L'Oréal, because you're worth it.

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Yachiru: I want to go goth. *makes herself look goth*
Everyone: ...........*mouths drop wide open staring at Yachiru*

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "I'm actually emo really, this girlie facade is all a lie"

[Cub-Sama]

Orihime: *after seeing Ulqui's release* If I fall in love with him does it count as furry

Halibel: PRETTY GIRL TRANSFORMATION GO!

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "I am totally digging this season's frsh, floral & floaty dresses!"

[Crystal Dreamer]

Byakuya: you will never be with Rukia!
Ichigo: oh yeah what are you going to do about it?
Byakuya: have you ever heard the story about what happened to Kaien?

[kitten320]

In the shop with cat plushies is only one toy left:
Soi Fon: I saw it first!
Komamura: No I did! -holds the plushie above Soi Fon's head-
Soi Fon: Give it back now! -jumps and grabs the plushie but can't take it away-
Komamura: Make me!
Soi Fon: Sting all enemies to death, Suzumebachi!
Komamura!: Oh shit! Tousen! A little help here!
Tousen: Only justice will save you now...

[Cub-Sama]

Child: FLUFFY IS THAT YOU?!
Komamura: Tommy?! TOMMY!!!

Byakuya: This whole espada and Aizen thing was just a plot to keep Ichigo busy and away from Rukia and also a way to kill of the central 46 so I can finally marry Rukia MWHAHAHAHA
Ichigo: You need to get laid

[Crystal Dreamer]

Nemu: Sorry a$$hole, but Masochism out & Sadism in
*cracks whip*
Myuri: oh sh*t!

Nnoitra: the reason i hate women so much is *sob* I really wanted to be one, but i am not brave enoguh to be a tranny like Szayel *uncontrollable sobbing*

[Cub-Sama]

Nemu: *half dead*
Ishida: Hmm...Mayuri's not here and she needs healing I wonder if anyone can heal her like that *unzips pants* Lets see just get it
Mayuri: ISHIDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Ishida: About to heal her
Mayuri: What the hell made you think you heal her like that
Ishida: You did it
Mayuri: I injected her with a cure from a syringe, you sick b*stard

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "I actually really like the whole look of the pink bunny Soul Candy!"

[Kafriel]

-Soifon: why...why can't I kick him?!
-Barragan: It's because...I can stop time!
-Soifon: OMG, just like this?:O http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/mairsil/ch58-p06.jpg
-Barragan: ...do you see me wearing rollers?!

[Cub-Sama]

Barragan: I AM THE GRANDFATHER OF ALL TIME! IT IS YOUR QUEST TO FIND BABY NEW YEAR, WONDERWEISS

[KimmyChan]

Grimmjaw - "Anyone fancy filling in some of my gaping molars?"

[Cub-Sama]

Grimmjow: WAIT!!! TIME OUT! *starts to lick himself*
Ichigo: What the hell are you doing?!
Grimmjow: All that dust and fighting made me dirty so I'm clea-hurk-ark *coughs out hair* Furball

[Frailty]

-Soifon: why...why can't I kick him?!
-Barragan: It's because...I can stop time!
-Soifon: OMG, just like this?:O http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/mairsil/ch58-p06.jpg
-Barragan: ...do you see me wearing rollers?!

what chap of air gear is that?
anyway
this is just a continuation of what you maid :heh:

Soi Fon: hmmm you're right, you're too old for those....
oh I know! you stop time like this right?
http://i39.tinypic.com/2u6gvvp.jpg
Barragan: do you see any blue sphere shaped force field around you?!

[willyvereb]

Ichigo: I love you!
To any girl...

[kitten320]

Omaeda: Captain why don't you use bankai?
Soi Fon: Because it makes me look cute!
Omaeda: But you'll die if you won't use it!
Soi Fon: I don't care!
Omaeda: But...
Soi Fon: Nothing in this world will make me change my mind!
Yoruichi: Cute bankai? Wanna see it!
Soi Fon : BANKAI!!!!



Yoruichi where are you when we need you? :heh:

[kitten320]

Hitsugaya got owned by Halibel!
Comes back!
Got owned!
Comes back!
Got owned!
Comes back!
Hitsugaya: WTF?! Kubo how much longer will you keep it up?!
Got owned!
Halibel: It is me who has to swear here!

And so they continued it for a year or even more...

Yamamoto: My screen time! :upset:

[Cub-Sama]

Espada Trainer Aizen chose Halibel
Shinigami Trainer Yamamoto chose Hitsugaya
Halibel used Projectile de Azule
Hitsugaya used Ice mirror, projectile de azule missed.
Hitsugaya used Sword Attack...Sword Attack missed
Hitsugaya used Ice Dragon
Halibel's ability Control Water reflects the attack, It is SUPER EFFECTIVE
Hitsugaya has fainted

[Vinak]

Hitsugaya: I haz leet hax i pwn you noobs!
Halibel: orly?
Hitsugaya: yarly
Halibel: ....
[Hitsugaya has been banned from the server]
Hitsugaya: Son of a --!!!

Omaeda: Soi Fon, Use your Bankai!!
Soi Fon: ...
[Soi Fon mutters something under her breath]
Omaeda: what did you say captain? anyways, hurry up and use your Bankai before it's too late!
[Soi Fon takes a deep breath and sighs]
Soi Fon: I actually don't have a Bankai....I lied on my application to becoming a captain...
Omaeda: :twitch:

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Ichigo: BEHOLD!!!, MY POWERFUL! SHIMAPAAAAAN!!!!

[Marcus H.]

Halibel: ...What's going on?
Hitsugaya: I didn't think your release would give the readers more fanservice. Good thing I was prepared just in case.
Halibel: ...
Hitsugaya: I can use this only once, though. So I'd wanted to hold off as I could.

*Hitsugaya strips off*

Hitsugaya (in all his glory): ...Don't underestimate our strength.

[kitten320]

Omaeda: Soi Fon, Use your Bankai!!
Soi Fon: ...
[Soi Fon mutters something under her breath]
Omaeda: what did you say captain? anyways, hurry up and use your Bankai before it's too late!
[Soi Fon takes a deep breath and sighs]
Soi Fon: I actually don't have a Bankai....I lied on my application to becoming a captain...
Omaeda: :twitch:

The further manga goes, the more believable it becomes :heh:

[willyvereb]

Ichigo: Just as I planned.

[Cub-Sama]

Omaeda: Captain use your bankai
Soifon: *mumbles I can't*
Omaeda: Huh?
Soifon: I SAID I CAN'T
Omaeda: Why?
Soifon: I'm not that good with names

[CMHerrera]

Ichigo: I F*cken give up! *stabs him self*

Orhime: Ichigo Take my Vriginity Now!!!

Chad: Die! *beats up kid*

Rukia: Ugh I hate rabbits..

[Lord Uiruu]

Omaeda: Captain use your bankai
Soifon: *mumbles I can't*
Omaeda: Huh?
Soifon: I SAID I CAN'T
Omaeda: Why?
Soifon: I'm not that good with names

the soifon gods will smite you for that. j/k

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Hitsugaya: I haz leet hax i pwn you noobs!
Halibel: orly?
Hitsugaya: yarly
Halibel: ....
[Hitsugaya has been banned from the server]
Hitsugaya: Son of a --!!!

Omaeda: Soi Fon, Use your Bankai!!
Soi Fon: ...
[Soi Fon mutters something under her breath]
Omaeda: what did you say captain? anyways, hurry up and use your Bankai before it's too late!
[Soi Fon takes a deep breath and sighs]
Soi Fon: I actually don't have a Bankai....I lied on my application to becoming a captain...
Omaeda: :twitch:

Both of these are rofl-tastic. :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Soifon - "Me? Unfeminine looking?? HOW DARE YOU!!!!"

[Chaos Zangetsu]

Ichigo: I'm can't compete with Aizen. I mean, he's so much more powerful, smart, cool, and to top it all off he's got alot more sex appeal. Seriously, I'll never get anyone as hot as Halibel to fight by my side.
Orhime:...um..., Kurosaki-kun? {points to herself}
Ichigo: Dang it... hmm..., where can I find some hot woman to be by my side?
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun????(strips and points at herself with a sign overhead reading "hot woman here".
Ichigo: Where can I find someone like that???

[DarkTwilight]

Barragan: I AM SO BONETASTIC!!!

Ulquiorra(to anyone): I love you

Gin: I am sad.

Ichigo and Grimmjow

Ichigo: Pantera? isn't that a band?

Grimmjow: What?!?!? I knew I should have trademarked this.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Oh, just because I can (and frankly because SOMEONE had to do it):

Barragan: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
Soifon: 'Tis but a scratch!
Barragan: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Soifon: No it isn't.
Barragan: Well, what's that then?
Soifon: I've had worse.
Barragan: You lie!
Soifon: Come on, you pansy!

[KimmyChan]

Chad - Any of the guys fancy going to a strip club later on tonight?"

[Cub-Sama]

Oh, just because I can (and frankly because SOMEONE had to do it):

Barragan: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
Soifon: 'Tis but a scratch!
Barragan: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Soifon: No it isn't.
Barragan: Well, what's that then?
Soifon: I've had worse.
Barragan: You lie!
Soifon: Come on, you pansy!

Something like this comes up every 5 manga chapters

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "Being a Soul Reaper sucks! I'd rather be a milkman!"

[Lord Uiruu]

Soi Fon: HAI-YAAARGH!!!!!!!!
Marechiyo: what? Nobody says that anymore.
Soi Fon: Yeah but i'm not nobody.

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "I was blonde in a previous life"

[Vinak]

[Barragan is in his released form]


Barragan: hey, you have any apples?
Ryuk: sorry, I ate them all.
Barragan: damn! I could really go for an apple right about now....
......
Ryuk: ...so....you ever pull pranks on humans?
Barragan: all the time man!
Ryuk: It's so awesome being invisible.
Barragan: Totally!

[Cub-Sama]

Barragan: Wassup you guuuuuuuuuyyyysss *breathes out heavily*
Stark: OH GOD YOUR BREATH IS MAKING MY NOSE DECAY!
Halibel: Barragan for god sake brush your teeth once in a while

[Vinak]

Orihime: I'm completely natural!
Tatsuki: pfft, liar.

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Ichigo: ~moe-moe kyun!!~
Chad: ~moe-moe kyun!!~

[tbl]

Ichigo: Ulquiorra, I am your father
Ulquiorra: No your not, this man is [shows Ichigo this picture (http://yanksfansoxfan.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/24/the_sad_clown.jpg)]

Halibel: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.

[kitten320]

Halibel: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.

If to think, she really isn't :rolleyes:

[Zestelne]

Alternative version. ;P

Ichigo: Ulquiorra, I am your father
Ulquiorra: No your not, this man is [shows Ichigo this picture (http://tokyo5.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/gene_simmons.jpg)]

[Lord Uiruu]

Soi Fon: HAI-YAAARGH!!!!!!!!
Marechiyo: what? Nobody says that anymore.
Soi Fon: Yeah but i'm not nobody.
yes i knows a quote of myself. it just makes it easier to continue :thumbs up:


Marechiyo: Yeah, you're right. Youre just a nobody.
Soi Fon: 'Tis true.

[kitten320]

yes i knows a quote of myself. it just makes it easier to continue :thumbs up:


Marechiyo: Yeah, you're right. Youre just a nobody.
Soi Fon: 'Tis true.

Soi Fon will never be 'Nobody' for me :D

[MAQI]

Ishida: "Look, I know I sew, but ichigo has all these girls flirting with him and he doesn't even care. I mean come on he nearly fainted when Yourichi got in the hot spring naked" It's Obvious he's the gay one"

Orihime:" I reject Ichigo being gay"

Ichigo: "NOOOOOOO!!! I like the boys!!!!!!"

[kitten320]

From one of the specials with glasses... where Renji bought Byakuya heart like glasses.

Arrancar: ... 0_0
Byakuya: Don't say a word -raises sunglasses-
Flashback
Byakuya: No!
Renji: If you won't wear them, then I'll marry Rukia.
Byakuya: Give them back!

[Vinak]

Hitsugaya: Hi!
Halibel: Hi [smiles]
Hitsugaya: you new here?
Halibel: yea, everybody's been real nice.
Hitsugaya: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama![puckers up]
Halibel: ugh!! [beats the crap out of Hitsugaya]

[KimmyChan]

Matsumoto - "Anyone got any breast filler pads I could borrow?"

[Cub-Sama]

Hitsugaya: Hi!
Halibel: Hi [smiles]
Hitsugaya: you new here?
Halibel: yea, everybody's been real nice.
Hitsugaya: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama![puckers up]
Halibel: ugh!! [beats the crap out of Hitsugaya]

I know that flash!

Ichigo: Do you know what would be the best filler ever?
Renji: Good filler yeah right
Ichigo: Hear me out.....all the hot girls in Bleach on a 10 episode Beach episode where girls are being captured by an octopus like arrancar and they have to save each other in their skimpy outfits cos the men are all in training from hell as punishment except me and you who are captured first and when the other girls get captured we have to watch our female compadres being attacked by naughty tentacles...
Renji: You sir are a genious! Rev up the car we going to Studio Pierrot!

[Gin]

I know that flash!

Ichigo: Do you know what would be the best filler ever?
Renji: Good filler yeah right
Ichigo: Hear me out.....all the hot girls in Bleach on a 10 episode Beach episode where girls are being captured by an octopus like arrancar and they have to save each other in their skimpy outfits cos the men are all in training from hell as punishment except me and you who are captured first and when the other girls get captured we have to watch our female compadres being attacked by naughty tentacles...
Renji: You sir are a genious! Rev up the car we going to Studio Pierrot!
great post from a 13 year old :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "Being a soul reaper is the worst job in the world, I hate it!"

[kitten320]

Soi Fon: I guess there is no choice...
Omaeda: You have a plan?! -all happy-
Soi Fon: Yes -takes off her haori and Suzumebachi-
Omaeda: Eh... captain?
Soi Fon gives her things to Omaeda: I make you a new captain! Good luck! -and leaves before he could even blink-
Omaeda: Eeeehhhh?!

[kitten320]

Soi Fon: Are you ready yet?!
Suzumebachi: For what?
Soi Fon: For fricking bankai!
Suzumebachi: Ah! Well I just finished stratching my arms. Now I need to stratch my feet.
Soi Fon: WHAT?! I already lost my freaking arm!
Suzumebachi: You still have your head.
Soi Fon: That's it! Omaeda!
Omaeda: Yes?!
Soi Fon: Act like decoy!
Omaeda: Eh? 0_0
Soi Fon: I'll be back! -shunpo's away-

Somewhere furthere away...
Soi Fon knocks her zanpanktuou into the wall: Are you ready now?!
Suzumebachi: Ah my head!
Soi Fon: Go bankai before I'll smash you into pieces!
Suzumebachi: And what will you do without me then?
Soi Fon: AAAAHHHHH!

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "Anybody for a round of vodka shots down the pub?"

[willyvereb]

When Renji and Byakuya assaulted Ichigo in the real world.
Byakuya: Renji what the scouter says about his Reiatsu?
Renji:*drops angrily the glasses* It's over 9000!

[KimmyChan]

Renji - "I wonder how cool my hair would look dyed green?"

[Kakashi]

Kenpachi:

OOPS I FORGOT TO HOLD IT WITH MY OTHER HAND LOL

NOW LET ME FINISH THIS FIGHT IMMEDIATELY, THEREBY IMPLYING THAT THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS WERE JUST A WASTE OF TIME


...Oh wait

[willyvereb]

Zaraki Kenpachi: I make this fight swift and painless.
(just noticed that it's similar to the post above)

[Cub-Sama]

Ryuuken: The only way to regain the powers of a Quincy after it being lost is to first exhaust themselves both mentally and physically, then be hit exactly 19 mm to the right of their heart with a spirit arrow....shit accidently hit 21 mm to the left....f*ck he's dead....

[Wolcik]

Komamura: What the fu*k am I?!!

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Komamura: What the fu*k am I?!!

Komamura: I am WEASEL!

:heh:

[KimmyChan]

Renji - "Me and Ichigo were brothers in a past life"

[Marcus H.]

Ishida: Darn Kurosaki! Now my shirt's all torn up! *pulls out needle and thread* Whew! Better prepared for anything!

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "Would anyone like to brush & style my hair for me? I fancy a new look!"

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Renji - "Me and Ichigo were brothers in a past life"

Renji - "Me and Ichigo were lovers in a past life"

*plays Kotoko's Shooting Star in the background*

Byakuya - :eek::eek::eek::eek: *pukes*

[Wolcik]

Komamura: I am WEASEL!

:heh:

Renji: I aRe Babbon!

[Lord Uiruu]

Renji: I aRe Babbon!

Halibel: I aRe Sexy!

[CMHerrera]

Renij: how did you get strong so fast?
Ichigo: Cuz I am a ninja like that!

[Wolcik]

Halibel: I aRe Sexy!

I don't get your references, but I think that I am Weasel and I R Babbon is from the same cartoon.

[Ganshou-dono]

Renij: how did you get strong so fast?
Ichigo: Cuz I am a ninja like that!

believe it! :heh:

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - I'd love to dye my hair black and turn emo!"

[maewie]

Barragan: I have issues with the way i look, ok?:(

[KimmyChan]

Grimmjaw - "What I wouldn't give for a set of perfectly straight & gleamingly white gnashers!"

[Lord Uiruu]

I don't get your references, but I think that I am Weasel and I R Babbon is from the same cartoon.

oh... see i didnt know that.

[CMHerrera]

believe it! :heh:

:heh: nice...

Ichigo: I will become hokage!!

[Marcus H.]

Chad: *dances* I'm too sexy for my shirt/ Too sexy for my shirt/ Too sexy for love~

[Lord Uiruu]

Barragan: Hah! I am a skeleton! I have no organs! You cant cut me!!!!! I won't bleed to death now!!!!!
Soifon: huh?
Barragan: oh damn.. i gotta piss...

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Renij: how did you get strong so fast?
Ichigo: Cuz I am a ninja like that!

Renji: "how did you get strong so fast?, mmmm yeah!, it feels so good..."

Ichigo: "Cuz I am a ninja like that who possessed the power of pure Viagra!"

[Crimson Cloud]

Byakuya : I feel..... like talking to somebody.

[Liwyn]

Byakuya : I feel..... like talking to somebody.

Yachiru : I see. Well, I'm a good listener, so sit down and have a cup of tea and we'll chat about things.

[Gin]

Yachiru : I see. Well, I'm a good listener, so sit down and have a cup of tea and we'll chat about things.

Byakuya : Want to go dig tunnels under my house?

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Chad: *dances* I'm too sexy for my shirt/ Too sexy for my shirt/ Too sexy for love~

~too sexy for my soft toy/ too sexy for the manga called bleach/ too sexy fof tite kubo/ too sexy for shonen jump/ too sexy for the TV ratings/ too sexy for yaoi fanfictions/ too sexy for my figma/ too sexy for video game ports/ too sexy for Ichigo~....

Ichigo: *takes off his shirt then dances Britney Spears-style in the background*

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "I don't enjoy having lots of friends!"

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Renji - "Me and Ichigo were brothers in a past life"

Renji - "Ichigo was my beloved little sister in my past life"

Chad - "!!!?"

Renji - "even though we were born from our very same mother, i loved her so much in a very 'non-sibling' kind of way"

Hitsugaya - "!!!?"

Renji - "..................., i had sex with her"

Chad - ..........

Hitsugaya - ..........

Chad - ":eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::bash::bash::bash: BY THE NAME OF GOD!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ICHIGO YOU *********!!!!! "

Hitsugaya - ":eyespin::help: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GOD!!! LET ME DIE NOW!!! LET ME DIEEEEE!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

Renji -"~hey....i was just.....JOKING~......."

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "I wonder if there's an even darke shade of black I could dye my hair?"

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Renji - "Me and Ichigo were brothers in a past life"

Renji - "I was a main character for Tite Kubo's first manga, Zombie powder named Gamma Akutabi in a past life"

Ichigo - "huh!!?:confused:"

Renji - "but when Tite-Otousan* was trying to re-use my character design for my Bleach world re-incarnation, he accidentally spilled Strawberry Jam on to my original character concept art drawings, cuz he was eating Strawberry Jam sandwich while he was re-designing my character, thus, that is where my Hair Colour & Hair Style originally comes from"

Ichigo - "...., Strawberry Jam!?"

Renji - "yeah, ..... & that incident might also be related on to where your name* comes & originated from"

Ichigo - "...., :twitch::frustrated: WHAT!?"

Chad - *~tries NOT to laugh :innocent:~*


*note: Otousan means = Father
& Ichigo also means = Strawberry in japanese*

[Droplet]

Lilinette: I'm not a loli!

[Cub-Sama]

Unohana: Urm...Yachiru I'm afraid to inform you....you have type 2 diabetes
Byakuya: *thinking* This was my grand plan by giving her all those sweets she finally has diabetes! A plan that took 100 years in execution!

[Lord Uiruu]

Byakuya : Want to go dig tunnels under my house?

Kenpachi: I'll take a piece of that action.
Byakuya: you just wanna break into my house dontcha?

[Cub-Sama]

Mayuri: Finally my greatest masterpiece completed!!!
Kenpachi: Ooh what does this button do?!
Mayuri: Rip Ashisogi Jizo!
Kenpachi: *presses button lab explodes*
Mayuri: YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS SHOULD BE GONE
Kenpachi: I sold my organs to you for that eyepatch remember?
Mayuri: Oh yeah

[jelome1989]

Lisa: I don't like ero-books!

Hiyori: Shinji you're so awesome

Tousen: aaaaaaaaargggghhhhhhh , the sun is soooo bright today

[KimmyChan]

Chad - "Ok guys, who nicked my headband to keep my hair off of my face?"

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

*watches Byakuya walking on to the front stage of the hall & then waves at all the other team members who were sitting on their seats with a smile, while the other team members clapped their hands & cheer for him*

Kenpachi - ".....sigh...., if only Tite-Otousan draws me as a Bishounen type character, instead of a being drawn as scarred grunt-like 'gorilla-man' paired with a pink-haired loli ..."

Yachiru - ":heehee: yeah aniki .., if Tite-Otousan had drawn you as a Bishounen, you could have been voted as one of the top male character for Bleach & Shonen Jump, & many fangirls will fall for your charms, ~kyaa~..."

Kenpachi - "....yeah, i think you could be right Momo-Loli-chan, but there are also several Bad side-effects of being a Bishounen type character..."

Yachiru - ":confused: ....huh!?..., was is it aniki!?, tell me about it!!"

Kenpachi - "ok..um...well..you see, ...some of the severe Bad side-effects of being a Bishounen type character are, ...is being easily Vulnerable to be a victim of yaoi fanfictions, crossdressing fan-arts, & genderbending ..."

Yachiru - ":eek: ....eh!?..."

Kenpachi- "....um.. well, a Bishounen person like Byakuya taichou already had suffered those type of problems, a heck like many times already, despite he himself is an already Married man with a family"

Byakuya - "ACHOOO!!!! *sneezes*"

Ikkaku - ":twitch: ah!, are you alright taichou!? (sneezing while trying to make a presentation in front of lots of people!?, i hope he's not sick)..."

Ichigo - ":frustrated: i have decided that, i will name my Bankai EXCALIBUR!!!"

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "I don't want a sword for a Hollow killing weapon! I want a gun!"

[Cub-Sama]

Kenpachi: Show me your moves!
Hiyori: FALCON KICK!

Zangetsu: Excalibur! Excalibur! From eunuch to king! I'm looking for him! I'm going to california!

[KimmyChan]

Orihime - "I've been Tango'ed!!!"

[Frailty]

Ichigo: kagebunshin no jutsu?

[KimmyChan]

Rukia - "Who's up for a bit of Wii Fit this afternoon? Let's get those leg muscles working!"

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Ichigo - "I don't want a sword for a Hollow killing weapon! I want a gun!"

Ichigo - "I don't want a sword for a Hollow killing weapon! I want a Mecha!"

Zangetsu - "......, very well, as you wish my boy!!"

Later.....

*plays the Great Mazinger theme song by Ichiro Mizuki in the back ground"

Ichigo - "ZANPAKUTO ON!!!, ZANGETSU-Z!!!!!"

Renji - ":twitch: WTF!?"

Byakuya - ":eek: just...what...kind...of...Bankai...in the world...was that!!?"

Zangetsu(-Z) - "remember kids!!, anything is possible in a shounen series!!, Believe it!! *makes a Naruto face*"

[KimmyChan]

Yoruichi - "I had a very strict & sheltered upbringing by my parents"

[Z. Kensei]

Kuchiki Mansion, Master bedroom

Byakuya- Ive just finished mastering senbonzakura's strongest form.
Hisana- But your zanpaktoi is already so big
Byakuya- Im much, much stronger now. You sure you can handle it?
Hisana- Of course, Byakuya-Dono *clear's throat*
Byakuya-Close your eyes, Bankai. Senbonzakura, Kageyoshi.

[Gin]

Yoruichi: I don't talk to commoners.

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Kenpachi: Show me your moves!
Hiyori: FALCON KICK!

Zangetsu: Excalibur! Excalibur! From eunuch to king! I'm looking for him! I'm going to california!

Kenpachi: show me your moves!

Hiyori: .......*plays PROMISE by Hirose Kohmi, as the song in the background & Hiyori starts to do the 007 goldeneye glitch spaz dance meme*

Kenpachi: ......:eek::eek::eek::eek:!!!!!?????.......

Zangetsu: :naughty: I'M A DUES EX MACHINA!!!!!

[CMHerrera]

Yumichika: Oh My god! I am so ugly!!

[Frailty]

Gin: Why so serious?

[KimmyChan]

Gin - "My constant grin has been superglued in place like this since birth!"

[Cub-Sama]

Ulquiorra's persuasive skills explained:

Ulquiorra: I, Ulquiorra Schiffer Cuatro Espada de Hueco Mundo command you woman, follow me wherever I ask you to go
Orihime: Yes Ulquiorra-sama I will follow you wherever you go even if it means back to my place
Ulquiorra: Sexy plus Geass always works

[KimmyChan]

Kon - "I'd rather be a panther thank you very much!!!"

[Lord Uiruu]

Ulquiorra's persuasive skills explained:

Ulquiorra: I, Ulquiorra Schiffer Cuatro Espada de Hueco Mundo command you woman, follow me wherever I ask you to go
Orihime: Yes Ulquiorra-sama I will follow you wherever you go even if it means back to my place
Ulquiorra: Sexy plus Geass always works

Lelouch: Damn You Ulqi... *Uses Geass* DIE!
Ulquiorra: I am Emo. Emos.. are... already... DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lelouch: jeez take a chill pill

[KimmyChan]

Ichigo - "A black Soul Reaper outfit is just SO LAST SEASON!"