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I really miss this topic XD
I hope We can make another one!:D
Kenpachi: Bankai
Yachiru: Good job Zaraki-sama
Ichigo: Byakuya, I want to see your Bankai!
Byakuya: It is too pretty for you! You can't handle it
I got this from an image, in some forum:
Renji: I achieved Bankai
Byakuya: When?
Renji: Friday night, with your sister
Byakuya: OMG °_°
ranchan13
2005-12-19, 20:34
Chad: I would try on one of those Shinigami outfits, but black makes me look so fat
Ichigo: I like big swords and I cannot lie, all you other Shinigami can't deny, when a dude walks in with an itty bitty hilt, and a blade the length of a race, I get sprung!
Renji: Hey i won a fight!
Ichigo: Why do you want to kill your sister.
Byakuya: She is carrying my child.
Ichigo: *slices Rukia's head off*
EDIT:
No longer funny thanks to episode 62
Byakuya: LOL
Gin: *crying* you're so insensitive! I have feelings too! *sobs*
Touzen: Did you see how awesome my Ban-kai was? NEITHER DID I!
The Desert Tiger
2005-12-20, 16:19
Tousen:*Throws a stick* Go fetch Komamura!
Ichigo copying Byakuya: Ban Kai *and throws a bunch of sakura petals everywhere.*
The-Eval-Bunny
2005-12-20, 17:28
Byakuya: The other day i was attacked by a flying pork chop
Hinamori: This is the best day of my life!! Weeee, life is beautifull!
Ishida: I R SMArT, lol?!11!
Suzumebachi
2005-12-20, 17:47
Hitsugaya: Rangiku...I'm crazy about those melons!
Rangiku: *slaps him* Call me in ten years.
Ichimaru-Gin
2005-12-20, 18:07
I really miss this topic XD
I hope We can make another one!:D
Kenpachi: Bankai
Yachiru: Good job Zaraki-sama
Ichigo: Byakuya, I want to see your Bankai!
Byakuya: It is too pretty for you! You can't handle it
I got this from an image, in some forum:
Renji: I achieved Bankai
Byakuya: When?
Renji: Friday night, with your sister
Byakuya: OMG °_°
You are talking about,
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2977/bankaiwithyoursister9cr.gif
This one came before the Renji one, and it's more funny.
ranchan13
2005-12-20, 18:21
You are talking about,
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2977/bankaiwithyoursister9cr.gif
This one came before the Renji one, and it's more funny.
That gif tempts me so very deeply to use it as an Avatar.
this one--> http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/6599/49454rr.gif (http://imageshack.us)
I like yours too XD
Friendless
2005-12-20, 21:46
Renji: Hey i won a fight!
Halarious!
ScytheBlade
2005-12-20, 22:46
Kurotsuchi Mayuri: I've just been named Head of Medical Staff!
OMG *faints*
Ishida: Muhauah, headshots are so lethal :P.
Hidden Heart
2005-12-24, 22:25
Ichigo's father: I don't believe in corpral punishment
゛ghost-Scorpioっ
2005-12-25, 08:53
Kenpachi: I want a rest!
Renji: doesnt this tutu look great on me?
ichigo:yeh definately lets see u do a Pirouette
aizen: can i get one of those im my size?
renji:...............eh sure dude..we're doin the nut cracker...u can join on one condition...... im ghirl and ur the toy prince
aizen: ........*mutters*.....damn, i wanted to be the girl
Ichigo copying Byakuya: Ban Kai *and throws a bunch of sakura petals everywhere.*
LMAO i can actually imagine ichigo doing that ^^
chhayalak
2005-12-27, 08:50
Hello,
I was driving home oneday and a very lame joke came to mind involving bleach references. I figured I posted it here!
What did Soifon say to Ichigo when he won the lottery?
Yourichi!
haha now wasn't that lame?
anyways if you have any bleach jokes feel free to post them.
Touzen: Did you see how awesome my Ban-kai was? NEITHER DID I!
*laughs*
*chokes*
*dies*
*comes back*
right, mine:
Yama Jii: It's gettin' hot in here!! So take off all your clothes!!
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Gin: POKE!!
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1st lt: My name is
all: what?
1st lt: My name is
all: who?
1st lt: My name is
Yama Jii: (interrupting) c'mon dude, we've got work to do!
1st lt: GRAAAH!
---
(Need to know beat em up lingo to get this one)
BK: Such a stupid boy. You can't take me on
Ichigo: Oh yeah? Well, I'm a high tier character, and I have stronger pokes which give large frame advantage and can lead to long combos! What you got?
BK: I've got a large range on my overdrive moves. And you're slow, so you couldn't punish my recovery if I whiffed. Plus I can cancel all key moves to guard if you catch me
Ichigo: So what? I'll just rush you more, and make sure you don't use your long range moves properly!
BK: You're forgetting I'm an SNK boss.
Ichigo: Huh? So am I
BK: Let's be friends.
Rangiku: thi Boy genius is so cold these days, that's why I love Gin, cause ha always chears me up with a smile :D
Gin: I've got smile for everyone :) , but my jokes aren't to laught :) right Momo-chan?
Momo: *split blood while laying on the floor*
Aizen: Smile is enough :)
Ichigo: Super speed bankai is unbeatable!
Aizen: What?
Ichigo: *split blood while laying on the floor*
Hitsugaya: I use my boy genius and kill u Aizen.
Aizen: but I'm grown up boy genius.
Hitsugaya: *split blood while laying on the floor*
Chad: Hollow world must be near Mexico, so I don't care where I go after death...
Rangiku: This were made by the Finest Platic surgeon in Soul Society.
Ukitake: Im cured!
Kempachi: I hate violent people.
Yourochi: I like dogs, thats why I find Komamura Pretty!
Byakuya to Renji: I want a Tatoo, What do you recommend???
Kenpachi to Ichigo: Please spare my life!:heh:
Byakuya: Rukia, Hisana was your sister! Ichigo, I am your Father ! :eyespin:
Gin - I am siameeeze if you pleeeze
Shiba - Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Yoruichi - MEOW thats right!
Last_Hope
2005-12-29, 11:59
Byakuya: Rukia, Hisana was your sister! Ichigo, I am your Father ! :eyespin:
Don´t forget to put a black helmet on Byakuya. :D
eLcHaKeTeRo
2005-12-31, 06:17
that IS hilarious! and that other with renji too!
Shiba - Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Yoruichi - MEOW thats right!
wow! i couldnt stop laughing after this one thank u
rangiku: "hmm..this one's too big"
if.ya.know.what.i.mean.
:p
D-Technolife
2005-12-31, 10:13
Rangiku: Ahhhhh..... I can't take it anymore..... he's too........ aaaahhhhhh ...... STRONG!!!!
Byakuya: Happy new year everybody! Lets Partyyyyyyyyyy!!
ScytheBlade
2005-12-31, 18:02
Tousen: He went THAT way. *Points in some unknown direction*
Aristophanes
2005-12-31, 21:18
Ichgio saves rukia and says "hello" instead of "yo".
Nanao (with a goofy smile running after Captain Kyouraku Shunsui): 'Shunsui-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!'
Shunsui (looking back at her with serious eyes): 'Go back to work, stupid woman.'
XD
IchiNiiSan
2006-01-03, 23:15
Ichigo : I dyed my hair
Chad : I got straight a's.
Ishida : I shot my foot...
Renji: Ichigo-sensei, will you teach me how to fight? Please make me your disciple!
Rukia: Ichigo, oh Ichigo...wherefore art thou Ichigo?
Ganju: Can I have ham & eggs for breakfast?
Yoruichi: You think I can run fast, wait till you see how fast I can take off my clothes...
Ishida: When I grow up, I wanna be a Shinigami!
Chado: EWWWWW!!! A spider! Kill it! KILL IT!!!!!!
Orihime: Sorry Tatsuki-chan, but I just wanna be friends...
Hinamori: Aizen-taicho, I'm going to kill you.
Ichigo: We should call for back-up!
IchiNiiSan
2006-01-03, 23:42
lol..
Ichigo : I should wait for the others to help me fight this guy.
ScytheBlade
2006-01-04, 00:27
Ichigo: I'm jealous of Ishida because he beats me in class marks by one spot.
Ichigo: Forget all you guys! I'm just gonna go listen to my linkin park cds! They understand my pain...
eLcHaKeTeRo
2006-01-06, 03:08
when ichigo rescues rukia(like in my avatar)
Ichigo: Its getting hot in here! So take off all ur clothes!
Nanao-chan: I am getting gettin so hot i wanna take my clothes off!
Sunshui: Nanao-chan plz put ur clothes on
Rukia: What the deuce!
Calaquan
2006-01-06, 05:11
Rukia: Ichigo, oh Ichigo...wherefore art thou Ichigo?
Okay, that makes no sense what so ever. Or did you not know "wherefore" means "why"? Because you have Rukia asking why Ichigo is Ichigo.
eLcHaKeTeRo
2006-01-06, 05:35
Okay, that makes no sense what so ever. Or did you not know "wherefore" means "why"? Because you have Rukia asking why Ichigo is Ichigo.
blah biddy blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan.....maybe if u try hard enough water will turn to "whine".......
and i know that it's spelled "wine"
Ichigo: I need healing...
Yoruichi: Sorry, feral specced
Okay, that makes no sense what so ever. Or did you not know "wherefore" means "why"? Because you have Rukia asking why Ichigo is Ichigo.
psst, Calaquan, that line is from a little-known story called romeo & juliet. Written by some guy called Shakespeare. ;)
tousen: I pity da foo who challenges me!
Okay, that makes no sense what so ever. Or did you not know "wherefore" means "why"? Because you have Rukia asking why Ichigo is Ichigo.
Have you ever heard of the term "damsel in distress"? If you had realized, I was trying to depict Rukia as that - which of course, she'd never be. But of course, when you're 100% literal in a thread like this, it's kind of a mood-killer. Sure, I knew it wouldn't make COMPLETE sense - but I couldn't really think of anything else.
Ishida : Itachi I Will Kill You!!!!!!!!!!! *Then the guy who those the voice turn around and look at the other, sorry im always getting confuse between those 2 characters.
ranchan13
2006-01-06, 23:16
Rukia: Come on Kyubimon, you have to Digivolve
Ichigo: Uh hey, Rukia, you're reading the wrong script again
Rukia: *sweatdrop* Uh, er, I, I didn't want you to see me like this Shu-chan
Ichigo: Again, wrong anime again
Orihime: Help me! Lucy is trying to rip my arms off!!!
Ishida: Bushin no Jutsu
Ichigo: I, I give up.
Calaquan
2006-01-06, 23:45
psst, Calaquan, that line is from a little-known story called romeo & juliet. Written by some guy called Shakespeare. ;)
tousen: I pity da foo who challenges me!
Yes, but if you think about it, Juliet is asking why Romeo is Romeo (a Montague, blood enemies of here house) and that makes perfect sense.
eLcHaKeTeRo
2006-01-07, 05:46
Yes, but if you think about it, Juliet is asking why Romeo is Romeo (a Montague, blood enemies of here house) and that makes perfect sense.
dude.....we get it ur smart:uhoh: .......but u just pointed something thats so obvious.....the equivalent would be "hey look the sky is blue"......would u mind not criticizing every one coments....
Ichigo:Calaquan shut it, or im goin to stick Zangetsu where sun dont shine
p.s. i left spelling mistakes so u can correct them:D
Aw man .. stop picking on smart guys .... its mean ><*
Isn't it mean to pick on anyone in the first place?:eyebrow:
Lol - I agree. As a fellow smart guy, I don't like seeing the disrespect of one of my own. I think I made my point clear to him. :)
Morisato
2006-01-07, 19:11
Ichigo: I need healing...
Yoruichi: Sorry, feral specced
ROFL, you'll only get this if you play WoW.
Ichigo: Spirits are always with u , bwuhahahahaha
mtarzaim
2006-01-13, 11:59
Ikakku : I'm hairy !
Kenpachi : I'm afraid of blood ...
Yachiru : I dry my hair in pink ...
Shunsui : I'll work hard today ! !
(sunset)
Hitsugaya : I love you ... Aizen-dono !
Aizen : Hitsugaya ... Finally you understand my feelings ... (tears in their eyes)
Ishida : Why didn't they take me to play Jun's role ! ! (Rozen Maiden)
Kon : Hey, what's this red dress of mine ? Ishida ! !
Ishida : Hmm ... take this and read it ...
Kon : "Jun. Bring me some tea !"
Ishida : Gurato ! ! ! ! !
Matsumoto : hmm ... they aren't big enough ...
Ichigo : Want to see my bankai ?
Byakuga : No.
Ichigo : Ok ! Let's play chess instead !
Last_Hope
2006-01-13, 12:48
Well judging from the last episode Byukauya never thought Ichigo would call him by his first name. :heh:
mtarzaim
2006-01-13, 15:07
Mayuri : I'm a Red Cross' member.
Chad & Ichigo : Ishida, may you design some clothes for us ? Yes, with capes please !
Yama-jii : Do you know why I never use my Bankai lightly ?
Ukitake and Kyoraku : No, we don't ...
Yama-jii : Because it always burns my beard ! EEEwwwwwwwww ! (his beard is burning)
Yama-jii : Do you know why i have so many scars ?
Ukitake & Kyoraku : No, we don't.
Yama-jii : Because i always miss my beard when I try to cut it !
Komataguri
2006-01-13, 15:40
Yoruichi in Human form : EEEK! Don't look at my breasts you pervert!
Yoruichi in Human form : EEEK! Don't look at my breasts you pervert!
Ichigo: Ok then, change back and I'll stare at your pussy.
Rukia: Come on Kyubimon, you have to Digivolve
Ichigo: Uh hey, Rukia, you're reading the wrong script again
Rukia: *sweatdrop* Uh, er, I, I didn't want you to see me like this Shu-chan
Ichigo: Again, wrong anime again
Orihime: Help me! Lucy is trying to rip my arms off!!!
Ishida: Bushin no Jutsu
Ichigo: I, I give up.
Hitsugaya:Who dares to call me a bean:mad: !
Soi Fong:Tell me where is Joshua!?
Ichigo:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last_Hope
2006-01-15, 05:52
Inoue: I´m going to eat Ramen Noodles today
Her taste in food scares me.
Ichigo: OH NO! Ive ran out of blood!
silence86
2006-01-17, 11:50
Kenpachi: dun fight guys, everything can sit down and talk about it...i hate bloods
Ichigo: I need healing...
Yoruichi: Sorry, feral specced
lol. you play too much WoW
Morisato
2006-01-19, 03:28
Hitsugaya:Who dares to call me a bean:mad: !
Soi Fong:Tell me where is Joshua!?
Ichigo:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get it...
1) VA for Ed Elric
2) VA for Rosette Christopher
Yoruichi: *hack* *hack* *cough* *hack* *cough*
Ichigo: Yoruichi...san?
Yoruichi: *hack* Sorry. Hairball.
Everyone: :heh:
Ikakku: *does action pose* HOoooooooOOOooo! *forehead sparkles*
Kenpachi: ...turtle wax?
Ikakku: Ya!
Kenpachi: *walks over to Ikakku, rubs his hands over his head, and waxes his hair in pointy angles* Time to ride!
Ikakku: ...
Dionysus
2006-01-24, 12:05
Renji: You're better than me Ichigo
Ichigo: You're better than me Renji
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Chad: I LOVE FIGHTING LETS FIGHT
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Hitsugaya: My office is officially your bedroom Matsumoto!
Hitsugaya: Gin, go away, you smell like cow dung.
Gin: Clever! My ass and your lips should meet!*exits*
---
Ichigo: Hey, why are you so down Ishida? It's your birthday! Want me to order you a clown?
Ishida: *shudders* A clown hurt me once.
Mayuri: *out of nowhere* ...IT'S A FACEMASK... A FACEMASK YOU PEON!
Ichigo: Whatever you say Bozo.
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Rukia: Hey, how's Renji's injuries?
Ichigo: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
Renji: Dude!
Ichigo: Oh, my fault. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?
---
My original joke :D
Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*
Byakuya: ...
Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!
Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."
Renji: See ya.
Ichigo: ZING!
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:heh: if people can guess my inspiration for some of these, the funnier it'll be too. Not that all of my jokes are rips either. :heh:
My original joke
Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*
Byakuya: ...
Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!
Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."
Renji: See ya.
Ichigo: ZING!
Ichigo: *imitating Byakuya* Ban Kai. *throws a fistful of sakura petals at Byakuya's face*
Byakuya: ...
Renji: HAHAHAHA!!!
Byakuya: Monkey boy, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "See ya" then the third word will be "Oh-my-god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch."
Renji: That's more than t... OH-my-god!...
---
Kurosaki Isshin: Ichigo, it looks like u have a problem, want to talk about it?
Kurosaki Ichigo: Oh Dad *starts crying*
Kurosaki Isshin: It's alright *pats Ichigo's head* Daddy's here...
Kurosaki Karin: Dad, can u come here for a moment?
Kurosaki Ichigo: *still crying*
Kurosaki Isshin: Can u see Ichigo needs me more?
(came out of nowhere)
asam_laksa
2006-01-29, 21:36
Hanatarou :: "BANKAI!!"
Komataguri
2006-01-29, 23:26
Hanataro :: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tousen.- Did you see Naruto last night episode?
Byakuya.- Yes, and i like it.
Renji.- oh no!, Ichigo is bleeding again!
Kenpachi.- dont worry, ill go find Unohana, brb.
Tousen.- Komamura's true face is a what????
Shiryu (form saint seiya).- And now Ichigo, Ill teach you the art of losing blood without dying.
Touson- Pardon, I didnt quite hear you. What?!, Your saying that Iam not azn. Iam black?! Oh $h#t son. Dats off da chain.
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Unohana- Iam going on vacation now See you guys later.
*two episodes later with blood everywhere and dead bodies*
Unohana- Where is everyone?
*suddenly she senses a godly reistsu she never felt before*
Hanatarou- They are gone. *Holding a huge bloody blade*
Unohana- What do you mean gone?
Hanatarou- They are dead. I killed them. Everyone is dead. After you left there was nobody to protect our division nor revive others. It was just a bloody massacre. Why did you leave us? Do You know the pain and suffering you have caused me.
My mind became unstable after I saw my friends get slaughtered. Then I just....snaped. I lost some memory of the event. I just remember the voices of the countless shinigami I killed. Even the hallows,women, and children. All I can remember is 'no stop' and 'help me'. The sound blood gushing from their bodies. The heads rolling on the ground. Even if they did nothing wrong begging for their lives, I still killed them. It was like music to my hears. The sword piercing through flesh and bones. *chuckles* You know what? ........ It was.... fun. * Hanatarou Licks the blood off the sword and smiles* Wanna join me.
Unohana- *wakes up from dream drenched in cold sweat*
Hanatarou- Good Morning Unohana are you ready for your vacation. You need time to relax. Don't worry everything will be fine. I will take care of everything.
Unohana *Pukes* I feel sick.
KanaKaishou
2006-01-30, 10:36
Aizen: Guess who's back!
Back Again!
Aizen's Back!
Tell a Friend!
damitz_rjay
2006-01-31, 17:03
Uh....here's just a little quicky...
Rukia: Condition Red Issued! Condition Red Issued!
Heh heh.....yeah it wasn't that funny...
Ichigo: Why is the Hollow's world called Hueco Mundo? ...and why is it spanish?
Ishida: ...Er, uh... well...maybe Hueco Mundo's entrance lies in Mexico!
Chad: ...racists.
Chad.- el hollow's world esta en México, los mas lejos posible de U.S.A.
Ishida.- why?
Chad.- mm.. er... perhaps americans stinks so much that the hollows had to move.
Ichigo- racists....
Ishida.- so desu ka....:)
Rinrin: "No, that wasn't very funny. I'm not going to laugh." :rolleyes:
Chad.- el hollow's world esta en México, los mas lejos posible de U.S.A.
Ishida.- why?
Chad.- mm.. er... perhaps americans stinks so much that the hollows had to move.
Ichigo- racists....
Ishida.- so desu ka....:)
Was anyone in this anime American?
Kon: My worst fear, gentlemen, is that in the course of time, certain Shinigami will regard me as nothing more than a goddamned suppository for their troubles.
Kon: My worst fear, gentlemen, is that in the course of time, certain Shinigami will regard me as nothing more than a goddamned suppository for their troubles.
hehehehehe, hahaha.
AsukaBoogiepop
2006-02-07, 00:23
Byakuya: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^O^
Ichigo: Tadaima!!!...yo' Komamura...SIT DOWN!...goood dog! ^^U
Orihime: (bzzz bzzz) die damn bee!!! ¬¬...*SMACK*...oh wait a minute...TSUBAKI-kun!!!?? T_____T
Rukia: I'm currently happy with my 36D breast size ^o^(ok that was mean xD)
Kon: Ichigo nii san *_____________*
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4027/1956183kr.gif
RPGGamer
2006-02-09, 21:18
Ichigo: Wow Kon you are so cool, infact I'm going to call you Kai from now on because its a cooler name.
Kon: I must think of more ways to damage my body so Ishida can cross-dress me.
Chad: I wonder how much I can sell this piece of junk my grandfather left me?
Ishida: Your tougher then I thought Mayuri, you have forced me to unleash the next level of Quincy powers that only I have gained. *Unleashes Power*.
Mayuri: My technologically advanced sensors tell me thats a Bankai and my sensors are never wrong and cannot be fooled by anything.
Ishida: !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I have become what I hate the most!!!
Inoue: Shunou, Ayame: Sacred Dual Pain Inducer! I Reject!
Renji: Now that I have my Bankai, I'll defeat you Byakuya!!! *Defeats Byakuya*
Byakuya: How can this be???
Renji: The answer is simple, Baboons EAT petals for breakfast!!!
Nooby and korny as it gets
Yamaji: You think I got these scars from fights look closer they are scracth marks -winks
Ichigo : Yeah I do admit I am an ego maniac
Kon: I am yaoi
Inoue : What I lack in brains I make up with my assets
Zaraki:Cant we all get along
Jinta: I enjoy my work
Youruichi: I need to admit myself in a reform school
Rukia; I am an Ichi fangirl
Ishida: Shinigamis are so cool,maybe I should wear a shinigamicostume for next halloween.
Renji: I love Rukia
Byakuya: I am the prettiest taichou around.
I could have come up with better .....:D
Komataguri
2006-02-09, 22:16
Kon : Why...Ichigo..Mn..Glad your so excited to see me.
Ichigo : Thats my Shinigami Certificate you sick freak.
Kon : Oh *pout*
copy paste from excel saga
Renji.- Ichigoooo....
Ichigo.- Renjiiiii....
*hug*
*roll-roll*
Renji.- feel my bankai.
Ichigo.- use it... with my body.
Ichigo.- All right, you and me, one on one.
Kenpachi.- fair enough...
ranchan13
2006-02-11, 16:00
Karen: Jinta Homerun! *knocks out a random hollow*
Jinta: The hell?
Ururu: They say when a girl starts copying you it's a sign of love
Don Kanonji: Love is Soooooooooooooo beautiful
Karen: I did it, I did it!
Jinta: Th-th-that was my move
Ururu: Love is so wonderful
Don Kanonji: When love blossoms, the Karakura Superheroes power is unstoppable
lordjuggernaut
2006-02-17, 01:30
zaraki: ( bleaches hair and releases reiatsu): here comes Super Saiyan MAN!!!!!!!
eLcHaKeTeRo
2006-02-17, 01:36
Ichigo: Ban Kai (in the real world)heh
IcExAlcHeMy
2006-02-17, 01:47
ririn: hehe hehe hee.. he... he..... really now who makes a character giggle 24/7 in an anime?!
nova: im talking from now on!
cloud: i like HARD GAY!
hollow ichigo: white isn't my color. how about pink? everything goes with black!
ichigo: that confirms it, you are nothing like me!
[kills with a backhand]
hollow ichigo: KYAAA!!!!
*dies*
ichigo: who's riding who, bitch!
edit: spelling
Fakemaster
2006-03-28, 11:45
Ichigo: I don't believe in ghosts
Kon: [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
NoSanninWa
2006-03-29, 17:49
Kon: [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
Sorry, but I can easily see Kon singing that. He's a silly person.
IcExAlcHeMy
2006-03-30, 01:39
renji: your mom is a graphics card
ok i can imagine him saying that but still funny to me :)
Sorry, but I can easily see Kon singing that. He's a silly person.
i really just liked the image of him singing it. it made me laugh...
Kenpachi [holding up Kon]: The king has returned!
cursed_sword
2006-03-30, 22:11
Kenpachi: Thanks for leading the way Yachiru, here take some candy
Yachiru: stfu, im outta here
Kenpachi: ^^
Pyrokinetic
2006-03-31, 04:40
Unohana Retsu: hehehe i never get involved in fights, i go when its over and heals them and i get the credit...what would they do withought me them bastards
Hitsugaya Toushirou: Hey shunsui you got any spare booz
Kyouraku Shunsui: yeh only if we swope lieutenants hehehe
Zaraki Kenpachi: i dont have time to play with you Yachiru -Runs and get caught by Yachiru- grr you little brat
Yoruichi: -Goes in human form- what you staring at ichigo
Ichigo: -gets erection- god damn it your so hot Yoruichi
Pyrokinetic
2006-03-31, 04:47
Unohana Retsu: Aizen your ambition stops now -Takes out sword- Bankai!!!!
Aizen: starts to quiver, sorry ma'am
Falcor04
2006-04-04, 12:25
Zaraki: Yumichika can you make be look as good as you
-Kon: “Shunsui , You have to be more respectful to women”.
-Rangiku: “I don’t feel happy with my babies, I’m planning to get a bigger cup size”.
-Ichigo: *GHOSTBUSTERS" *hymns song*
Illuyankas
2006-04-04, 17:05
Casper the Friendly Ghost: "So there I was, just bobbing along down the street, just out the pub, when this ginger guy in a black dressing gown runs up and clouts me over the head with a dirty great sword! And to add insult to injury, I get sucked into this strange blue puddle, while he's blathering on to this schoolgirl about 'burying my sole'! 'Burying my sole'? I didn't even have a cod and chips from the local takeaway, let alone a sole! What would he have done if I'd have had a halibut? Or a trout? Or even a salmon? I can tell you one thing, I am NEVER drinking that much sambuca again, believe me!"
From my friend (had to give him credit)
Zangetsu: Hey Ichigo, how's it goin, for once maybe I'll not be a vague bastard and I'll just tell you what to do and give you my power.
Ichigo: YAY!!
Kenpachi: I love loli. Oh Yes oh yes I do.
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Kuukaku Shiba: Oh yeah, I lost my arm when I was child. Me and my brothers was playing with fireworks and its a long story.
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Byakuya: BanKai...... Dam, dont tell me its fall already. Now I have to wait till spring.
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Chad: *smiles*
Ichigo and gang:*somethings not right he never smiles* Hi Chad.
Chad: Its soccor season! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Balls up fist and destroys soccor field with his powers looks at field and is now dissapointed*
Ishida: Dont be down, soccor is for wimps. Why not join the knitting club.
Chad:*Looks at Ishida.... punch and breaks glasses.....Then Goes on killing spree*
Kenpachi: "I got here on time without getting lost"
smashthestate53
2006-04-06, 21:15
"Contrary to popular belief, there ARE pockets in this thing. You just cant see them"
-Ichigo
"Now The rabbit goes through the tunnel and around the tree six or seven times,
and then into the rabbit hole."
-Ishida
RinRin: We have a new way of warning you guys about incoming threats.
Ichigo: You do?
RinRin: K, guys ready?
Cloud, Nova and RR: [deep breath] [like what they did at www.badgerbadgerbadger.com]
HollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHo llowHollowHollowHollow, BOUNTO BOUNTO,
A HollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHo llowHollowHollowHollow, BOUNTO BOUNTO!,
A HollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHo llowHollowHollowHollow, BOUNTO BOUNTO
A HollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHollowHo llowHollowHollowHollow,
AARGH! MENOOS! IT'S A...
Ichigo: Alright, just shut up and use what we did before.
dunno if someones said this or not yet.
Byakuya/Ichigo:spirits are always with you! Bwahahaha
(when I visualised this it made me laugh)
Fakemaster
2006-04-13, 13:33
Kenpachi: I know a shortcut to go there.
smashthestate53
2006-04-13, 16:56
Kenpachi-
"Ultimate Excellence lies not in winning every battle,
But in defeating the enemy without ever fighting."
NoSanninWa
2006-04-13, 16:57
Kenpachi: I know a shortcut to go there.
I can see him saying that. But I still wouldn't believe him.
ooh-zoo-mah-kee
2006-04-14, 04:21
Orihime: Bankai!
WarpObscura
2006-04-14, 06:36
Ichigo: How do I suppress Zangetsu's power? My Zanpakuto's too big!
Fakemaster
2006-04-14, 12:31
Youruichi : I don't like Cats
horsdhaleine
2006-08-17, 04:18
Yumichika: Ganju, I want a kiss...
Ishida: The Spirits Are Always With You! BwaHaHaHaHa
Yama-jii: Ikkaku, grow some beard...
Hitsugaya: mm...mmm....Rangiku......hmmm....ahh....MATSUMOTO! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Matsumoto: Yes?
Hitsugaya wakes up
HItsugaya: huh?
Matsumoto: You called captai-.....uhhh....what is that big icy thing in your bed?
Hitsugaya: ...
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Rukia: BANKAI!!!
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(alternate)
Rukia: BANKAI!!!
Ichigo (looks down at Rukia's lower half of the body) : !!!! WTF !!!
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Orihime: E=MC2.....oh look it's a swallowtail butterfly!
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In Captain Hall Room
Yama-jii: BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Zaraki: Damn, i just love playing treasure hunt with yachiru in soul society. Fighting is so boring.
Yachiru: STOP PLAYING YOU DAMN CAPTAIN START DOING SOME WORK!!!!!!!
nanao: booze, taichou?
Ogichi: Let me sleep inside you for 5 minutes more plzzz.... ichigo i dont feel like fighting.
wingdarkness
2006-08-17, 07:50
Kon: "Baaaaaaaaaankai!!!" ^^
yumichika : Real beauty lies in what is inside you, not in what is your appearance.
Qc0Jh1axT
2006-08-17, 08:03
Ishida: The Spirits Are Always With You! BwaHaHaHaHa
I can see Ishida saying that. He DID go to Don Kanonji's show after all!!!! He probably won't do it in public, but I can definitely see him doing it in private!!! XD
KNETTER2000
2006-08-17, 08:24
Sealed sword frenzy, scenario 2:
Yoruichi: Zaraki is supposed to have come too..
Soi Fong: With his sence of direction, Who knows where he..
suddenly a wall breaks with lots of dust and flying stones and such*
after all the dust has settled and people are coming out from under the rubble:
Yoruichi: What the.. Zaraki??? But how!!..And why!!.. Huh!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!! o_0
Zaraki: Heh, you won't believe what happened just 2 hours ago.. Turns out the name of my zanpaku-to is really TomTom.. and he's pretty good in giving directions. ^_^
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Ichigo: "damnit!! This guy's strong!! At this rate I'll be a goner for sure! What to do to get this guy beaten!!!
AH!! I KNOW!! I'll try a special attack I've seen some orange guy do on TV !!! it'll even the odds for sure!!!
"Taju Kagebunshin No Tenshou!!"
( I know.. I'm sorry..)
Kon: "Baaaaaaaaaankai!!!" ^^
I can see him saying something like that, while charging towards some enemy, trying to look pimp :P
WarpObscura
2006-08-17, 16:34
Ichigo: Byakuya, you're the best brother I've ever seen! Teach me to be a better one!
How Ichigo recieved bankai...
Ichigo (lying in da ground covered with blood): huff...huff....huff....
Yoruichi (in cat form): oh my Ichigo, you've sustained a lot of injuries with your fight against Zangetsu.
(changes to human form)
Here let me tend to your injuries.
(undresses Ichigo and lies on top of him)
This'll keep you hot...
Ichigo: huff..huff..hmm...mm....BANKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Yoruichi: Oh my Ichigo! Such speed!!
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Zaraki: Bankai.
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Ishida: Oh shut up Inoue.
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Urahara: Her neck. Her back. Lick the ##### just like that.
WarpObscura
2006-08-18, 03:51
Ishida: Specs are like so last century. Contacts FTW!
Rin Rin : I have a crush on you Ichigo
horsdhaleine
2006-08-20, 04:18
zaraki: meaningless fights...
yumichika: ...endless vanity
ikkaku: all these are ephemeral. minimalism is the key....
*ikkaku's head glitters*
Qc0Jh1axT
2006-08-21, 06:24
inoue: ichigo!
you have to understand that.
NoSanninWa
2006-08-22, 00:39
inoue: ichigo!
you have to understand that.
Amusing indeed. Shame that it won't be understood by anyone who first sees Bleach dubbed.
Zaraki: heey! u cutted me! that heart u know! look at my face! is ruined!
blueinkalchemist
2006-09-05, 22:39
Urahara: All of you shut the hell up so I can explain exactly why all of this is happening. I'm going to stop being so cryptic.
Ichigo: Are you feeling okay, geta-bōshi?
Yoruichi: Oh, he's fine. I just promised I'd slip into human form and give him a freebie if he'd stop it with the mysterious crap.
Ichigo: ...
* * * * *
Rangiku: I must, I must, I must increase my bust!
(or...)
Rangiku: I can't stand the lower back pain anymore... Mayuki, can you reduce my breasts please? I like Rukia's, she's so petite.
Mayuki: HEHEHEHEHE. *waggling fingers*
Rangiku: ...on second thought...
* * * * *
Byakuya: Dude, I'd totally hit that.
Renji: Seriously? Nah, my taste is more for like...
Byakuya: DUDE, STOP GIVING MY SISTER THE GLAD EYE! WTF!!
sedukshun
2006-09-10, 14:50
Renji: Yes! I won!
lol (up to ep 60 something so unsure if he did say that yet)
mr.coffee
2006-09-24, 01:35
ichigo : imma gonna go watch DBZ now
Ichigo: What one of my friends has been kidnaped and taken to a neitherworld in which I will have to fight through imposable odds to save them? Well thats too bad. I don't have time to save them Don Kanonji is going to make me a hero.
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Azien: At last we shall have our revenge. Your plan goes perfectly my master.
Don Kanonji: Yes, all has gone as I have foreseen. Now, wipe them out, all of them.
WarpObscura
2006-09-24, 07:22
Ishida: I like to move it move it. I like to move it move it. I like to... Move!
ShadowClone
2006-09-26, 12:53
Zaraki Kenpachi: Every time I wear this "Lovely Eyepatch" the spirit of Yagyuu Jubei enters me...
Yachiru: Don't be misled by my appearance, this is an extreme form of martial arts training where I limit my powers by changing form...
Nemu: Ow! Daddy! That crazy guy in the glasses and gay-looking robe hurt me!
Rangiku: My implants are friggin' FROZEN!
Ururu (to Jinzo): Shut up, you!
Red-Razor
2006-09-26, 15:31
yourichu: what do we have for lunch
Urahara: cat!
Ichigo: I choose you KON! use your dubble slap
Skinner: And the winner is... Hitsugaya Toshiro!
Hitsugaya: (ralph wiggum style) I WON! I WON!!!
ScytheBlade
2006-09-27, 19:35
Byakuya: How many Ichigo's do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Ishida: One, but it takes 10 episodes.
Ichigo: Okay Hollow, you're taking over. We have to finish this fight, it took 10 episodes already.
Hollow: I can't, you dumbass. You guys haven't even started fighting yet.
SweetHoney
2006-09-27, 20:42
Ichigo: Hey Rukia! I love you drawings *puts pictures on his wall*
Yama Jii: I'm feeling HOT HOT HOT!!
Renji: OMG I hate tatoos *note: since he so many on his body*
Hinamori: I absoultey hate Gotei 13
Hitsugaya: Hinamori please call me shiro-chan not Hitsugaya
Lol I know I'm really bad :P
Killa_hurtz
2006-09-27, 22:58
Ichigo: I love you too
ichigo to hollow : Hey i'm pooped you win, you can eat my friends.
*walks off and gets drunk in a bar*
Hollow : ...
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Rukia : I hate bunnies.
Anko Plushy
2006-10-06, 14:01
Tousen: He went THAT way. *Points in some unknown direction*
dude I luve that!
Yumichika: Paris Hilton is so beautiful, maybe I can tips from her...:heh:
Tousen:*Throws a stick* Go fetch Komamura!
Ichigo copying Byakuya: Ban Kai *and throws a bunch of sakura petals everywhere.*
Oh Komamura.... you so silly.
BleachOD
2006-10-06, 17:09
Let me try...
Ichigo: *Yells* Ishida! You said I could play with your bow!
Ichigo: Orhime …I just want to say, that I have been in love with your breasts, since I first laid eyes on them.
Orhime: *Blushes excitedly* Kurosaki-kun…
Ichigo: Now, if you would be so good as to give me the name of your surgeon…I was thinking about getting my pair for myself.
Orhime:... Hey!.... They’re real, Bastard!
Ichigo: Aizen! Bring out your Bankai, and I will defeat you!
Aizen: Why use Bankai when I have this…STONE WAVE!
Kenpachi: Ikkaku, can you put some more suntan lotion on my back?
KNETTER2000
2006-10-07, 06:56
Kenpachi:"Yooo, Ichigo... do these new hairbells make me look fat? "
Nightengale
2006-10-07, 08:08
Grimmjow : Yo, Ichigo... I always knew you were a brainless faggot, but I never expected a shithead like you to actually come barging in here uninvited. I'll give you some credit for that.
Ichigo : You!! Return Orihime back to us!!!
Grimmjow : Orihime? Who's th...Oh, you mean...my woman.
Ichigo : Your....woman!? What the hell did you do to her!?
Grimmjow : I ordered her for her services, and she is in service of me, so naturally, that makes her my woman.
Ichigo : Services...!! You....
Grimmjow : I've got to say...she was much much more than I expected. Her services was...enticingly entralling....
Ichigo : You...........
Grimmjow : You should've the look on her face when I penetrated.............Luppi.
Ichigo : YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
< Avid Grimmjow x Orihime crack supporter
Tousen: You know why I wear these hip sunglasses?
Hitsugaya: No, why do you wear them?
Tousen: *grins* x-ray vision. *ogles Hitsugaya*
Hitsugaya: This is so wrong on so many levels.
^indeed.
Shunsui appears, petals around him
shunsui: yo ichigo, im shunsui 8th captain squad leader bla bla bal...
shunsui: erm byakuya-chan, you can stop the petals...
shunsui: kawaii kawaii byakuya chan???
byakuya: ....
byakuya: bankai.
byakuya drops the sword onto shunsui.
HEADSHOT!@
hitsugaya : Wheres my bottle!
DestinyFate
2006-10-10, 02:19
^indeed.
Shunsui appears, petals around him
shunsui: yo ichigo, im shunsui 8th captain squad leader bla bla bal...
shunsui: erm byakuya-chan, you can stop the petals...
shunsui: kawaii kawaii byakuya chan???
byakuya: ....
byakuya: bankai.
byakuya drops the sword onto shunsui.
HEADSHOT!@
This one is just too funny :heh:
Grimmjow : Yo, Ichigo... I always knew you were a brainless faggot, but I never expected a shithead like you to actually come barging in here uninvited. I'll give you some credit for that.
Ichigo : You!! Return Orihime back to us!!!
Grimmjow : Orihime? Who's th...Oh, you mean...my woman.
Ichigo : Your....woman!? What the hell did you do to her!?
Grimmjow : I ordered her for her services, and she is in service of me, so naturally, that makes her my woman.
Ichigo : Services...!! You....
Grimmjow : I've got to say...she was much much more than I expected. Her services was...enticingly entralling....
Ichigo : You...........
Grimmjow : You should've the look on her face when I penetrated.............Luppi.
Ichigo : YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Kudos one of the better posts in this threads I always forget to reply to that -rawr-
Killa_hurtz
2006-10-30, 02:50
Grimmjow : Yo, Ichigo... I always knew you were a brainless faggot, but I never expected a shithead like you to actually come barging in here uninvited. I'll give you some credit for that.
Ichigo : You!! Return Orihime back to us!!!
Grimmjow : Orihime? Who's th...Oh, you mean...my woman.
Ichigo : Your....woman!? What the hell did you do to her!?
Grimmjow : I ordered her for her services, and she is in service of me, so naturally, that makes her my woman.
Ichigo : Services...!! You....
Grimmjow : I've got to say...she was much much more than I expected. Her services was...enticingly entralling....
Ichigo : You...........
Grimmjow : You should've the look on her face when I penetrated.............Luppi.
Ichigo : YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
< Avid Grimmjow x Orihime crack supporter
I hate you...
MC Zandogg
2006-10-30, 18:04
Hitsugaya:*to matsumoto and inoue* SHOW ME SOME TITIES!!!!!!!!
matsumoto and Inoue: *lift shirts*
Hitsugaya: hmmmmmmmm i wish i had four hands
matsumoto and inoue: why??
Hitsugaya: so ic an give dem tites...........FOUR THUMBS DOWN lol!1111!
Kenpachi and Soi Fon Ban Kai. XD
But...
Kenpachi Shi Kai. XDD
^_Usagi_^
2006-11-01, 04:33
Soi Fon Ban Kai.
I don't get it.... :/ She's a captain, she should be able to say it
Ichigo : Oh Noez I see Dead People ( lame I knows ):
Unohana- Iam going on vacation now See you guys later.
*two episodes later with blood everywhere and dead bodies*
Unohana- Where is everyone?
*suddenly she senses a godly reistsu she never felt before*
Hanatarou- They are gone. *Holding a huge bloody blade*
Unohana- What do you mean gone?
Hanatarou- They are dead. I killed them. Everyone is dead. After you left there was nobody to protect our division nor revive others. It was just a bloody massacre. Why did you leave us? Do You know the pain and suffering you have caused me.
My mind became unstable after I saw my friends get slaughtered. Then I just....snaped. I lost some memory of the event. I just remember the voices of the countless shinigami I killed. Even the hallows,women, and children. All I can remember is 'no stop' and 'help me'. The sound blood gushing from their bodies. The heads rolling on the ground. Even if they did nothing wrong begging for their lives, I still killed them. It was like music to my hears. The sword piercing through flesh and bones. *chuckles* You know what? ........ It was.... fun. * Hanatarou Licks the blood off the sword and smiles* Wanna join me.
Unohana- *wakes up from dream drenched in cold sweat*
Hanatarou- Good Morning Unohana are you ready for your vacation. You need time to relax. Don't worry everything will be fine. I will take care of everything.
Unohana *Pukes* I feel sick.
Dear Lord O____o
(when Ichigo and co. first meet Kenpatchi)
Hanatarou: LET ME AT HIM! I'LL TEAR HIM APART!
Ganju: No, Hana, let's just leave Ichigo to fight while we get Rukia. *drags Hana away*
Hanatarou: *snarl thrash bite scratch* D:<
Melodymix
2006-12-30, 04:19
Ichigo: OH NO! Ive ran out of blood!
Haha! More lke Renji!
This one never gets old or stale here goes
Renji " I won "
Last_Hope
2006-12-30, 07:17
This one never gets old or stale here goes
Renji " I won "
:heh: Poor Renji.
Manga spoiler
Although in the current situation he´s in, he´s either going to win or die so perhaps we´ll hear it soon. :D
:heh: Poor Renji.
If my memory serves me correct you coined that phrase back in Feb didnt you ? :)
Manga spoiler
Although in the current situation he´s in, he´s either going to win or die so perhaps we´ll hear it soon. :D
Yeah he did win against a Numero but was it back in feb ?
Manga spoiler
He's fighting a tres cifras now, so he probably should win. Especially with one of the three desert brothers with him :)
yoruichi: byakuya, could you walk faster, im having trouble catching up!
Soi Fong actually managing to say " Yoruichi Sama " without even Blushing like one time
Last_Hope
2006-12-31, 07:00
If my memory serves me correct you coined that phrase back in Feb didnt you ? :)
Manga spoiler
Yeah he did win against a Numero but was it back in feb ?
Oh, it´s possible, it´s just that my memory has been reduced to not being able to contain anything else than school work these days so I don´t really remember. :heh:
He did? :heh: You see, my memory is overloaded these days. The only fights that Renji has appeared in that I can remember is ones where he´s lost and the one against Ichigo when Byakuya went in and ended it. Before the rescue-Rukia-arc.
@sceptileex
He probably should, otherwise it´ll really be a good time to say Poor Renji. :)
I wish you all a happy new year. :D
(Haven't seen anybody do the Arrancar yet.)
Nell: *walks into Las Noches* *sees Wonderwyce* Nii-san!
Wonderwyce: Little girl?
Nell: You're blonde, so you must be my nii-san! *glomps Wonderwyce*
Wonderwyce: Then I shall be the most wonderful nii-san ever! ^^
(Ouran reference... heh. But srsly. These two need to meet. I want to see what happens.)
Spoiler tags Buddy , this is a big spoiler =]
NoSanninWa
2007-01-03, 23:37
Actually a few names and zero context is a very small spoiler, but he should have still been considerate enough to use a spoiler tag. I'll add those tags for everyone's sake. And penalize Hisago while I'm at it.
Remember: Spoiler tags are good.
uranusXed
2007-01-08, 08:04
*Ururu singing into her broom*
"I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told young stunna he should switch da gate
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy"
# # # # # # # # # #
*Isshin with a towel around his hip*
"do u want to know where i have been hiding my enormous zanpakuto all this while?"
:love: :love: :love: :love:
# # # # # # # # # #
*Byakuya to Ichigo*
"OMG! you stained my scarf - this is couture, you IDIOT!"
# # # # # # # # # #
*Mayuri looking around talking to himself*
"now, where did i put that ear...?"
# # # # # # # # # #
I don't know this was or not but :
Kenpachi : I am a pacifist.
I don't want fight, let's talk.
Yachiru : I don't like Pink.
Kyouraku : I am Abstinent.
I said I was sorry. 'Cause I am. Sorry ;_;
Hitsugaya: Time to unleash some H2Ownage!
Ice... water... h20... Terrible, yes?
Zakura_Angel64
2007-01-08, 17:05
Byakuya:Want some of this hot stuff?
Calico131
2007-01-08, 17:30
Yourichi: Thats gross Ichigo, put on some clothes!
Ichigo: Ishida we have been chosen by Yamamoto the white to go to hueco mundo and destroy the hogyoku
Ishida: But fair Ichigo we are only a quincy and a shinigami what can we do against their wizardry and excess amounts of sand.?
Yamamoto the white: Do not worry the elfen Byakuya and the huma chad will be with you.
Ichigo: i guess its time to get going guys
Kon(in background :Look at those preciouses [matsumotos breast], oh no they also taken my orb.
....think of it what you like i just imagin the american action cinema ad guy reading out a commercial for this, heh
Yachiru = I hate sweets.... and candies.
Kenpachi = throwing a white towel and saying I surrender!!!
Yourichi: Thats gross Ichigo, put on some clothes!
:heh: thats so cliche yet so Funny :heh: Bonus Goodies Coming ya way xP
Deathgod327
2007-02-02, 13:44
Renji:I'm Brigin' Sexy back
those other death gods don't know how to act
Ichigo: My sword brings all the shinigami to the yard
Tinkerbell
2007-02-02, 20:04
(anime episodes 112 and 113)
Karen: Ichi-nii, what's wrong?
Ichigo: Karen...Hirako was bullying me today!!! <cries>
For manga.
Yami: Ulquiiiiooooorrraaaa... Ulquiooooooooorrrrraaaaaa.... Ulquioooooooooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa-
Ulquiorra: I'M RIGHT HERE! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?!
Yami: ...Hi. ^^
Yami : Mirror mirror on the wall who is the prettiest of them all
Ulqi ( interupting Yami ) : Me
*down in the sewers around episode 34*
Ganju: How's Ichigo's condition?
Hanatarou: Not good... I think we'll have to AMPUTATE! *revvs chainsaw*
Ganju: Are you sure...?
Hanatarou: Hey, who's the doctor here? I am. Not you. Now back off, this could get messy...
GrimJaw to Orihime - don't fix my arm, Espada's duties suck, I want to stay crippled
Aizen to Ichimaru - now let's use Hyoug to make some more cute tea serving girls :3
Ichimaru - and make their clothes really tight ^^
Aizen to Ichimaru - now let's use Hyoug to make some more cute tea serving girls :3
Ichimaru - and make their clothes really tight ^^
-heheh- Good one , though if its Aizen it will be ' cute tea serving Guys ' , They could have brought Kira along with them he would have served their purpose :heh:
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6940/20060929201748mc6.th.jpg (http://img104.imageshack.us/my.php?image=20060929201748mc6.jpg)
Aizen: I know you guys are Spanish and everything, but can we please do something about the Shakira music that's been playing over the castle's loudspeaker 24/7?
reloaded
2007-03-31, 20:17
Tousen = notice how im the only black person in the anime, yet they didnt even give me eyes.
Shinsui = im the biggest pimp of the series
Ichigos dad = no Shinsui im biggest the pimp of the series
Urahara = no fools im the pimp of the series ive got the hat and the magic stick.
Byakuya:
"Anarchy in the SS!!"
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta, Lets go rob a liquor store"
Hitsugaya:
"Saying something about matsumoto's breast" (I kept making stuff up but they were lame).
Hanatarou:
"I had enough of this shit, every1 dies here and now. BAN.....KAI!"
Kenpachi:
"Peaceout guys"
"*sobs* *sobs* I killed my captain aaaaaggghhh"
Ichigo: Man I suck, I don't have the slightest thread of talent.
Hollow Ichigo:*Proper british accent* I say, if you don't mind my intrusion, You are rather down in the morning.
Yumichika:
*saying to matsumoto* "Sooo do u come here ofTen?"
Kon:
"Women should never be looked at or treated as sex objects, its demeaning, insulting and unintelligent"
Zangetsu:
"hahahalooolrofllmao"
*Zangetsu's profile* "Hobbies include partying with friends and walking in the rain"
Hanatarou: I achieved Ban Kai. I can help your squad out in this battle.
Ichigo: No, They are almost dead anyway
Hanatarou: Ban Kai!!!!
*Heals enemies HP 999,Raise enemies Attack Points, Enemies Defense Up,
Enemy Levels Up*
Hanatarou: whoops *Hanatarou: runs away from battle*
Ichigo: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
Zaraki : Ban Kai Biotch !!!! : D
Unohana: Not now, kids, Taicho's got a massive hangover... *locks self in office*
Unohana: Not now, kids, Taicho's got a massive hangover... *locks self in office*
LOL!! That just cracked me up haha
Nanao: Taicho~!! Come get some of me and tickle me right here <3
Shunsui: Not now Nanao, I;m busy....plis Im gay
Ukitake: i'm cured!
Yoruichi: Oi!! Pervert!! :frustrated:
Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, can you go with me to Disneyland- they said I'm too young to go by myself
Kenpachi: What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere! What's this? There's white things in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes! I must be dreaming! Wake up, Ken, this isn't fair! What's this?
Zakura_Angel64
2007-04-01, 16:00
Zaraki-I don't wanna fight today...
Ichigo-Damn my friends are dying...ahh well, least I'm not dead.
Tousen-Justice sucks.
Aizen-I hate hollows. They're such a drag...
Hollow Ichigo-I'm weak.
Ichigo-Damn my friends are dying...ahh well, least I'm not dead.
Haha, that will be new:heh:
crazyish06
2007-04-11, 13:24
yami: hey Ulquiorra whats his power level?
Ulquiorra: ITS OVER 9000!
yami: WHAT 9000!
ichigo: damn right!
azien: gin? did u let the children watch dbz last night?
gin:why would i do that?
azien:...
gin:does this look like a face that woudl lie to you?
azien:...your right it must of been the black guy tosen! get in here!
Mr Hat and Clogs
2007-04-13, 10:40
Hanataro: FOR SPARTA!
Heh, sorry, current interwebs 'in' joke requirement.
Kenpachi: *singing* Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friend...
I forget which ED (first or second I think) it is but there is one where he looks like he is strutting along with the rest of squad 11 with his sword over his shoulder and that song really fit that scene. To me anyway.
Kenpachi: Love and Peace, Love and Peace...
^_^
Yamamoto: *snigger* Neeheehee FIRE! <- Pyromanical voice
Aizen: Yo, token.
Tousen: ...
cheese no koma
2007-04-13, 12:54
tousen: Its dark here, Gin, could you please smile for me?
deadroot
2007-04-15, 00:21
Ichigo: Its Over!!! ::hits Renji on the head with sword:: *Crack*
Renji: Owwww that hurt you [insert bad word]!.......OMG my brand new visor....you broke it!! Thats the fifth pair this week...do you know how much these cost me?
Ichigo: ummmm.......sorry?
Renji: you owe me $1000 for these....now pay up [insert bad word]
Ichigo: Hell No! I ain't paying for them...they look bad on you anyways
Renji: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Ichigo: ...I said....
Renji: BANKAI!!!
Ichigo: Oh Crap, here we go again ::sweat drop::
deadroot
2007-04-15, 00:29
Ichigo: Hey Rukia
Rukia: what?
Ichigo: I really like your art style....who taught you how to draw like that?
Rukia: ...Ni-sama
Ichigo: ..............
Mr Hat and Clogs
2007-04-15, 00:29
Aizen: You wouldn't hit a man with glasses would you.
deadroot
2007-04-15, 00:38
Ukitake: Ohhhh Toushiro kun would you like some candy?
Hitsugaya:Why of course Ukitake! thats the highlight of my day...Yachiru-channn lets share the candy together.
Kusajishi: YAY CANDY!!!
KNETTER2000
2007-04-15, 06:12
Yamamoto: everyone..I'm leaving this stuffy and boring Gotei 13 thing and am joining the firebrigrade. I'm leaving you all in the very capable hands of Kenpachi.. He beat me at singstar last night wich none of you could, so he's the best candidate for the job..
Ichigo: Orihime, i love you..... will you merry me, .... (though i want him to say that)
rukia: I can't draw....
Kon: I hate girls.....
Byakuya: Why the hell do i have to act like a Quite person, i wanna sing..... lonely, i am so lonely, Mr. lonely..... (Akon song)
Ishida: QUincy are good for nothing.......
Hitsugaya: Why the hell am i so small........
ME: Ichigo kiss Rukia, (Even if i die, i won't say that)
ICHIGO AND ORIHIME :heh:
pothead21
2007-04-15, 15:05
Ichigo: Orihime, i love you..... will you merry me, .... (though i want him to say that)
rukia: I can't draw....
Kon: I hate girls.....
Byakuya: Why the hell do i have to act like a Quite person, i wanna sing..... lonely, i am so lonely, Mr. lonely..... (Akon song)
Ishida: QUincy are good for nothing.......
Hitsugaya: Why the hell am i so small........
ME: Ichigo kiss Rukia, (Even if i die, i won't say that)
ICHIGO AND ORIHIME :heh:
ichigo:(to rukia) i love you
i dont think he will ever say it
Thewanderer
2007-04-15, 23:58
Ichigo: Orihime, i love you..... will you merry me, .... (though i want him to say that)Not as unlikely as...
Ichigo: "Yes Ririn, I love you too!"
You CAN'T deny it:D
well, in first place ririn is never gonna say i love you too ichigo, kon is somewhat has type, but kon is too busy in checking out new girls that he doesn't pays any attention to her
WarpObscura
2007-04-16, 06:49
Hanataro: I have had it with these mother*ucking 11th Divisions in this mother*ucking Soul Society!!
Makashi_Menace
2007-04-16, 08:44
Aizen: Holy Sh*t! That is just so awesome!!!
Rukia: Korn is soooooo cute! Come here and gimme a hug, you little beast!
Chad: WOW did you see the rack on Orihime! Just WOW.
Hanataro: I have had it with these mother*ucking 11th Divisions in this mother*ucking Soul Society!!
That reminds me...
Ichigo: *fighting Ryou* I have HAD it with these motherf***ing snakes in this motherf***ing filler arc!
Makashi_Menace
2007-04-16, 15:03
To be honest, there are tons of stuffs that Bleach characters would never say... Namely the totally out-of-place types, such as gangsta-talk ("Yo that sick mutherf***er") or Internet-language ("OMFG I got Pwned")....
Melodymix
2007-04-17, 02:01
Rukia: Ewww! Now that I look at them more carefully, Chappy Bunnies are so ugly!
To be honest, there are tons of stuffs that Bleach characters would never say... Namely the totally out-of-place types, such as gangsta-talk ("Yo that sick mutherf***er") or Internet-language ("OMFG I got Pwned")....
Agree, people must be more original :p
I've been RPing with someone who uses Luppi, if that explains anything.
I'm very tempted to draw this scene.
Ulquiorra: Aizen-sama, Luppi has drowned another Arrancar.
Aizen: Not again... why did we let him watch that horrible movie?
*down in the hot springs under Las Noches*
Luppi: YEH OWE DAVY JONES YER SOUL! *drags random Arrancar underwater with his tentacles*
SovereignSword
2007-04-23, 03:24
Ichigo: I need healing...
Yoruichi: Sorry, feral specced
AWSOME!!!!
Ichigo "BAAANKAI! Roar Zabimaru!"
Zangetsu "uhhh ichigo...wrong soul slayer bud, you get the dunce cap"
Ichigo "i r bankai where?"
Mishasan
2007-04-23, 10:41
Kon: I love you RinRin Marry Me and lets have more plushies together!!
RinRin: o_0
Kon: I love you RinRin Marry Me and lets have more plushies together!!
RinRin: o_0
But what a-b-out Pyon ? she will strangle Kon : D ( KonXPyon )
Urahura Kisuke
2007-04-24, 15:10
(Orihime about to get changed)
Ishida: Alright, let's get started!
Ichigo: Byakuya, you can have Rukia for all I care.
Byakuya: Rukia-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
And another...
Luppi: *watching hentai for the first time* Why is that moron going for her crotch? The crotch is not a vital point! Crack or ribs or something!
And another...
Luppi: *watching hentai for the first time* Why is that moron going for her crotch? The crotch is not a vital point! Crack or ribs or something!
If only it would have been alive -sigh- Luppi would have been a certified H.Manga/Anime Superstar with Tentacles and stuff : D
ichgo:i love you rukai
rukai:why i am gay
every one who reads this:OMG :twitch: :twitch:
adevilinthedark
2007-05-23, 18:30
Hollow Ichigo- "I wanna be the horse!"
Hichigo: oi ichigo, when are ya gonna get me a new saddle?
AkatsukisApprentice
2007-05-24, 09:32
AWSOME!!!!
Ichigo "BAAANKAI! Roar Zabimaru!"
Haha that would be awesome if he said that!
solarknight123
2007-06-03, 12:53
Orihime: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours!
(Matsumoto joins in)
Orihime & Matsumoto: My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours!
Ichigo and Hitsugaya: (nose bleeds like crazy) :heh:
Szayel : I failed to get my PHD in Weird Science : D
Random Shinigami: Unohana-taicho! I think I have a disease!
Unohana: What are the symptoms?
Random Shinigami: I stay up all night dancing!
Unohana: Well, it looks like you have a bad case of boogie fever!
*both laugh*
Unohana: It's fatal :)
Kyero Fox
2007-06-04, 11:38
Hiyori: Hey Ichigo want do you want for dinner?
Ichigo: What ever you want.
lol or
Ichigo: Your fang is so cute Hiyori!
JiggleJiggle
2007-06-11, 01:29
Ichigo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *smile brightly*
Ishida: You don't know what a Quincy is? Never mind, the Quincys are pretty much an endangered species anyway, who cares.
Not really a quote, but I don't know where else to put this.
Did you know?
Luppi was supposed to have his own show on Nick. Jr.
It's true!
It was to be called Trepadora the Explorer.
Unfortunately, the first episode went something like this.
"Today, we're going to explore the inside of your chest cavity! Yaaay! Look what I found!
A heart and two lungs! Uno corazon y dos pulmons!"
Needless to say, it was a little traumatizing for the kids.
...I would watch that show.
Ichigo: Byakuya i know you have to follow the laws but...
Byakuya: The laws man fuck the laws
Calico131
2007-06-30, 22:26
Yachiru: Here Orihime, ill help you onto kenpachi's back. We can share him.
SaraPandora27
2007-07-02, 03:42
Yachiru : Right, back to work people!
(I mean, in contrast to her playful, partying attitude).
SaraPandora27
2007-07-02, 03:44
Yachiru : Right, back to work people!
(I mean, in contrast to her playful, partying attitude). :heh:
SaraPandora27
2007-07-02, 03:45
Oops, sorry for the double posting!
Teresa/Clare1415
2007-07-02, 12:02
Chizuru: It's raining men! Alleulia! It's raining men! A-men!
That's all I could think of.:heh:
Searcher
2007-07-02, 14:01
Ichigo: I am a wuzz compared to Naruto
Ichigo: I like Naruto better
Ichigo: I love Naruto's jumpsuit
Quichigo
2007-07-02, 22:31
Ichigo: You know what I GIVE UP. This is too hard I can't beat AIZEN. So im just gonna give up right now. Who cares if kakura town gets destroy. Me and my family are gonna move.
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Ichigo: Hey, Rangiku could you please unbutton your shirt and lift up your pants a little.
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Rukia: Ichigo my love for you buns like the fire of a million suns.
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Orihime: Eh...ehehehe....When I woke up in the middle of the night I found Kon in my bra.
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Kon: Im the true lion king.
black monster
2007-07-12, 05:19
zaraki : fighting is boring
Shunsui : i hate weman
Hitsugaya: I may be small, but i have BIG AMBITIONS!
David_The_Gnome
2007-07-12, 09:09
Hitsugaya: Ummm...guys my bankai sucks...
shunsui: Yama-jii, here's my proposal to alter the female shinigami uniform so that it isnt so revealing and protects them against the eyes of prying male shinigami.
Flora20709
2007-07-12, 17:05
I really miss this topic XD
I hope We can make another one!:D
Kenpachi: Bankai
Yachiru: Good job Zaraki-sama
Ichigo: Byakuya, I want to see your Bankai!
Byakuya: It is too pretty for you! You can't handle it
I got this from an image, in some forum:
Renji: I achieved Bankai
Byakuya: When?
Renji: Friday night, with your sister
Byakuya: OMG °_°
OMG That WOud Be So funny
andrewpuppi
2007-07-12, 19:58
Ichigo:Oops, i just dropped my sword, better go pick it up... yeah, all i have to do is go 10 feet and pick it up... yeah thats all i have to do
*5 seconds later*
*Huge bird takes sword
Ichigo:Wtf?
Judge: Aizen, for unimaginable crimes against Soul Society, we sentence you to... a guest appearence on the Andy Milonakis show!
Aizen: Nooo! He's lame D:
Perhaps only I will find this funny...
Hitsugaya: Momo-chan!! <333 -hug- (he's to sophisticated to do this. xD)
Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, I've decided that you can take the whole month off. I'll do all the paperwork for you.
Aizen: Hinamori-kun, would you like to come down to Hueco Mundo and have a cup of tea? I've really missed talking to you.
(lame, sorry. ^^;)
Hinamori: Aizen is a bad bad person Shiro-chan. Go kill him! No, I'll do it.
Ichigo: I've learned how to control my reiatsu.
(Somehow, I doubt he ever will be able to. ^^;)
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