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I dont know who was the first one who do this thread (the first one) , but I hope we can continue this ... shall we?? ^_^
Nina: I hate you Sergay!! I hate you !!
I'm not sure it is considered "say", but it's an action.
*A cross-dresser (female disguising as male) asking Shizuru for directions.
Shizuru didn't notice anything.
Natsuki: Shizuru, let's have some hot tea - of the other kind.
....Actually, this might not be so impossible O_o
Tempest35
2005-12-27, 06:51
Heh, here's one based off of Ep 10:
Sergey: I'm sorry Rena, but I must stay true to my heart...I guess I really do like younger women. *pulls Arika to him*
Arika: Sergey...! *happy blush*
Rena & Nina: :eek: :twitch: :upset:
Shizuru: Sorry Natusuki. I am straight and I already have sergey as my boyfriend.
Nao: Now... time for you two to pay me back. I've prepared these for you.
Arika: We... We really have to wear those!?
Nina: *blushing* I told it was embarassing...
Arika: But they are...
Nao: No buts! Hurry up and get dressed. You'll be really popular...
...
Arika & Nina: Err... ok. We're done.
Nao: Great! They really fit you!
Nina: right...
Arika: I feel kind of stupid...
Nao: *dramatic gesture* Otome-Sentai! Departure!
MakotoFatora
2005-12-27, 08:30
based on Tremalkinger's animated gif in the GIF request thread (which is one of the best :D )... things neither Nina nor Erstin would say:
Nina: "Erstin-chan..."
Erstin: "What?"
Nina: "Do you want to do the yuri?"
Erstin: "NO!"
Tremalkinger
2005-12-27, 09:46
Nao: Now... time for you two to pay me back. I've prepared these for you.
Arika: We... We really have to wear those!?
Nina: *blushing* I told it was embarassing...
Arika: But they are...
Nao: No buts! Hurry up and get dressed.
Up until this point, it sounds an awful lot like something Nao WOULD say :heh:
Up until this point, it sounds an awful lot like something Nao WOULD say :heh:
It does. I expect we will see more of Nao's acting-sister-ness-for-a-price in the future. :)
Rachridgeback
2005-12-27, 11:39
Natsuki: So, I can either do Shizuru, or freeze everything to make way for the apocalypse. Man, this is tough...
SnakeLegend
2005-12-27, 11:52
hmm.... one common thing
they never *%(# people.
USCPharmacist
2005-12-27, 13:04
Mai:"I'll be back" (cue Terminator music)
Nao : Nina is my slave, Sergay. Never touch her!!
Sergay : Marry me, Natsuki!! I'll do anything for you!!
(Shizuru passes by)
Sergay : Shizuru-sama!! Natsuki is cheating on you!!
And here're some from the old thread :
'Coz it's pretty long:
STfan :
Takumi: *smokes weed* Mmm. Yeah. That's the good stuff. *hears sister coming* Uh oh. Time to hide my stash. Hey, Akira-kun, I'll have sex with you later tonight if you open the doors and air out the room for me.
Takeda: I think I might learn ballet. Yeah. I've known since birth that it was my true calling.
Tate: War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength! *starts screaming* WAR IS PEACE! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH! INGSOCDOUBLEPLUSGOODDOUBLEPLUSGOODINGSOGINGSOGINGS OG- *passes out on the floor, drooling*
Reito: *comes out of his room with bloodshot eyes* Yes, I'm a hopeless otaku. I've been watching anime for eight hours. I worship Belldandy. Oh, by the way, Mai, I'm not hitting on you anymore. I've devoted myself to Belldandy. *staggers back into room*
Mikoto: *dazed, stoned, Lain voice* We are all connected.
Nao: I've decided to take a lifelong vow of chastity and purity. I'm going to become a nun. Sorry, boys, but I ... I've decided to devote myself to selfless service for the community!
Miyu: I'm actually a very fun, wild girl if you get to know me. I work as a stripper and a hooker. I adore threesomes, too. So how about it? Wanna bang me tonight for ten bucks?
Nagi: *appears half-dressed in PJ's, half-shaven, unkempt, and slightly stoned* *tries to look cool on tree, but instead falls, hits his head on a tree branch, and goes out cold* *little crew of tiny leprechauns come and carry him away*
Shiho: Sorry, onii-san, but I'm actually a lesbian and I'm taking out my unrequited love for Mai on you by screwing up your relationships. *kiss* Now is that better?
Mai: KAGUTSUCHI BUNSHIN NO JUTSUUUUU!!! *clone*
Kourin :
Shizuru: Call me mistress... and thou shall be rewarded with my kiss of lust and a free bust assessment
Shizuru: Anyone who would like to join Natsuki and I in a threesome, please sign up here and we'll schedule you in as soon as possible.
Shizuru: Male applicants, please line up here and fill out this application form. You'll be notified for an interview once the information has been assessed and evaluated.
Natsuki: Revenge... or hot sex with Shizuru... The choices in life...
Shizuru's Lingerie Shop testimony
Mai: It was heaven
Nao: After all this time of abusing guys, it turns out that I'm the one that needs the punishing.... Mistressss~~~
Akane: After my first visit, it pulled me right out of my depression!
Yukariko: I've converted to Shizuru-ism.
Haruka: I knew that woman was good for something.
Yukino: Never felt sexier! Hey Haruka-baby! Wanna go again!
Mikoto: I love bras!
Chiie: Educational.
Midori: HiME Rangers! Love, justice, friendship and kick-ass lingerie saves the day!
Nagi: I got kicked-out despite my best efforts at cross-dressing... poo
---
Shizuru and Natsuki having dinner together:
Natsuki: Where's the food?
Shizuru: I thought you were going to cook.
Natsuki: You know I can't cook!
Shizuru: You know I don't cook.
.......
Natsuki: So what are we going to do?
Shizuru: I'll call a chef
*a chef comes in to cook dinner*
Natsuki: Looks good.
Shizuru: *looks over to Natsuki* Indeed...
Natsuki: ....... Why are you looking at me like that....
Shizuru: Itadakimasu
Natsuki: Umm... Shizuru....
Shizuru: *evil smile*
Natsuki: I was talking about the food.... the FOOOD... SHIZURUUUUUUUUUU!!
USB500 :
Mikoto: gao~
Mai: *bops Mikoto's forehead* didn't I tell you to drop that word?
Natsuki: gao?
Shizuru: *giggles & glomps Natsuki* bad dino. Oneechan shall punish you for saying that. *evil smile*
Midori: GAO!!
Yukariko: *sighs and starts praying* God, please show Thy mercy upon this unfortunate one...
Yukino: g-gao...
Haruka: *stamps STEGOSAURUS on Yukino's forehead* Stop saying that word, Yukino!
Yukino: g-gomen... ;_;
Akane: nihaha... *blushes*
Kazu: ......Akane...
Akane: iyaa!! Kazu-kun ecchi... *blushes*
Kazu: *has the WTF look on his face*
Takumi: furu furu furu moon~! *sings Neko Mimi Mode*
Akira: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashiro: uguu?
Fumi: now, now, Mashiro-san.
Nao: *grumbles* You guys are sick! I'm leaving.
Shiho Munakata
*The part of the Shizuru and Natsuki flash back of 24 they never showed you!*
Natsuki: ***** you. I'm picking these flowers if I damm well want to.
*Ignores Shizuru's constant pleas and starts to pick flowers.*
Shizuru: Please stop...
*<slash> Natsuki's head drops off and rolls next to Shizuru*
Fumi: All done Mashiro!
Mashiro: Mess with my garden will you *****? That will show you.
USCPharmacist
Producer:"Dude I still have so much more I want to say, can't we have 4 more episodes?"
Sponcer:"No it ends at 26 and that's final, no more episode!!!"
Producer:"But the ending will be rush, fans will be upset."
Sponcer:"So, they'll buy the god damn Dvds anyway. Just put more porn extras in the disc."
Producer:"But what about artistic integrity? I know that if I have 4 more episodes I'll be able to wrap up everything."
Sponcer:"Wraping up is stupid. You should make an ambiguious ending so you can milk them with rahash movies like those geniuses at Gainex. In fact I heard you can save some money by just filming your studio and the surrounding area and just editing it with some color correction in the last episode. Hell you don't even have to draw anything and people say you have class! They will be like "how deep" and shit and will argue the nay sayer by saying a complete ending is so lazy and stupid only unsophisticated Americans will enjoy, a true Japanese master piece should be so confusing that it'll spark pointless forum discussions for years. Hell I still don't know what the hell happen in End of Eva and they still sell those platinum Dvds like hot cakes."
Producer:"........"
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Mai:"Ay llay llay uay way epareay ay eay....wtf is this, is this even pig latin? and why are we speaking pig latin.."
Producer:"Shut up and just do what I say. Now Reito, you will enter at this point."
Reito:".....is there any significant to the plot that I have to wear this red ball as my nose and have an afro wig in....RAINBOW COLOR?"
Producer:"Be a pretty boy and shut your pipe hole, now Mr. T you will drive you van here and run over Miruko."
Mr. T:"I don't know what's going on, but as long as I can shoot the ground and throw stuffs hella far I'm in...hey boy in black shirt, are you that rainbow man in all those lame tennis games?"
Tate:"So errrr I am suppose to be dead....why am I here again with a fake lightsabre and wearing....Mai's Uniform."
Producer:"Well you are the MIP aren't you? You love Mai, right? You want to be close to her right? What better way than to be practically indirectly have sex with her, like having an indirect kiss by drinking her half drunk soda."
Tate:"..but.."
Producer:"Well Shizuru did it, and so can you."
Tate:"..but.."
Producer:"No butt. Ok Mai, take off all your clothes except your shoes and stand between Tate and Reito while they fight with their lightsabres."
Mai:"Does this have any deeper meaning? I am really not seeing the point having me naked and..."
Producer:"Whatever...now would all the casts please come out and stand behind the curtain. Once I lift the curtain everyone cheer and clap, ok?"
Casts:" "
Producer:"Oh btw, would all the girls pls take off your clothes and wear these lingeries from Victoria Secret. Well, Takumi wear them too and....hey hey HEY! fatzo...yeah you! keep your damn shirt on, nobody wanna see your fat furry arse."
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After episode 26
Fan A:"..............F___ this B___ S___ from Hell, I am gonna @$#$# Sunrise!!"
Fan B:"Damn you A, you are such an idiot and here is why...[proceed to discuss true essence of the last episode as it relate to human nature, the purpose of life, and the fundamental principle of the universe]"
Fan A:"@#$#$, you are just fanboi and you are @#@$ 3$#$@#% doesn't make #$# sense and the producer was on crack and #$#$#"
Fan B:"@#$#$ you, you @#$# #$@ 2#$#$@#$###$ stupid American need people to spoon fed #$#$ to them #$#$% understand anything...probably from Texas anyway."
Eventually the forum become a debate between the Democrats and the Republicans and at the end people who read all the flames will learn that Republicans eat babies, and George Bush is a retard with an IQ of -100 and the Liberals are crazy tree hugging mofos who can't ballance a check book and only want hand out from the government.
The thread will be locked, but new one will spring up, and no matter how many times they are locked they spring right back up.
A few months later people will get into fights arguing the true meaning of episode 26. Riots will start spontaneously without the help of the Laughing Man, and civilizations will collaspe soon after.....
Nagi:"Obsidian Lord, sometimes you really sucks!"
Sponcer:"Humf! [Drinking his tea slowly while having a naked Fumi and Shizuru preparing more tea.]"
duster_Fukku
2005-12-27, 21:40
And here're some from the old thread :
'Coz it's pretty long:
STfan :
Takumi: *smokes weed* Mmm. Yeah. That's the good stuff. *hears sister coming* Uh oh. Time to hide my stash. Hey, Akira-kun, I'll have sex with you later tonight if you open the doors and air out the room for me.
Takeda: I think I might learn ballet. Yeah. I've known since birth that it was my true calling.
Tate: War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength! *starts screaming* WAR IS PEACE! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH! INGSOCDOUBLEPLUSGOODDOUBLEPLUSGOODINGSOGINGSOGINGS OG- *passes out on the floor, drooling*
Reito: *comes out of his room with bloodshot eyes* Yes, I'm a hopeless otaku. I've been watching anime for eight hours. I worship Belldandy. Oh, by the way, Mai, I'm not hitting on you anymore. I've devoted myself to Belldandy. *staggers back into room*
Mikoto: *dazed, stoned, Lain voice* We are all connected.
Nao: I've decided to take a lifelong vow of chastity and purity. I'm going to become a nun. Sorry, boys, but I ... I've decided to devote myself to selfless service for the community!
Miyu: I'm actually a very fun, wild girl if you get to know me. I work as a stripper and a hooker. I adore threesomes, too. So how about it? Wanna bang me tonight for ten bucks?
Nagi: *appears half-dressed in PJ's, half-shaven, unkempt, and slightly stoned* *tries to look cool on tree, but instead falls, hits his head on a tree branch, and goes out cold* *little crew of tiny leprechauns come and carry him away*
Shiho: Sorry, onii-san, but I'm actually a lesbian and I'm taking out my unrequited love for Mai on you by screwing up your relationships. *kiss* Now is that better?
Mai: KAGUTSUCHI BUNSHIN NO JUTSUUUUU!!! *clone*
Kourin :
Shizuru: Call me mistress... and thou shall be rewarded with my kiss of lust and a free bust assessment
Shizuru: Anyone who would like to join Natsuki and I in a threesome, please sign up here and we'll schedule you in as soon as possible.
Shizuru: Male applicants, please line up here and fill out this application form. You'll be notified for an interview once the information has been assessed and evaluated.
Natsuki: Revenge... or hot sex with Shizuru... The choices in life...
Shizuru's Lingerie Shop testimony
Mai: It was heaven
Nao: After all this time of abusing guys, it turns out that I'm the one that needs the punishing.... Mistressss~~~
Akane: After my first visit, it pulled me right out of my depression!
Yukariko: I've converted to Shizuru-ism.
Haruka: I knew that woman was good for something.
Yukino: Never felt sexier! Hey Haruka-baby! Wanna go again!
Mikoto: I love bras!
Chiie: Educational.
Midori: HiME Rangers! Love, justice, friendship and kick-ass lingerie saves the day!
Nagi: I got kicked-out despite my best efforts at cross-dressing... poo
---
Shizuru and Natsuki having dinner together:
Natsuki: Where's the food?
Shizuru: I thought you were going to cook.
Natsuki: You know I can't cook!
Shizuru: You know I don't cook.
.......
Natsuki: So what are we going to do?
Shizuru: I'll call a chef
*a chef comes in to cook dinner*
Natsuki: Looks good.
Shizuru: *looks over to Natsuki* Indeed...
Natsuki: ....... Why are you looking at me like that....
Shizuru: Itadakimasu
Natsuki: Umm... Shizuru....
Shizuru: *evil smile*
Natsuki: I was talking about the food.... the FOOOD... SHIZURUUUUUUUUUU!!
USB500 :
Mikoto: gao~
Mai: *bops Mikoto's forehead* didn't I tell you to drop that word?
Natsuki: gao?
Shizuru: *giggles & glomps Natsuki* bad dino. Oneechan shall punish you for saying that. *evil smile*
Midori: GAO!!
Yukariko: *sighs and starts praying* God, please show Thy mercy upon this unfortunate one...
Yukino: g-gao...
Haruka: *stamps STEGOSAURUS on Yukino's forehead* Stop saying that word, Yukino!
Yukino: g-gomen... ;_;
Akane: nihaha... *blushes*
Kazu: ......Akane...
Akane: iyaa!! Kazu-kun ecchi... *blushes*
Kazu: *has the WTF look on his face*
Takumi: furu furu furu moon~! *sings Neko Mimi Mode*
Akira: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashiro: uguu?
Fumi: now, now, Mashiro-san.
Nao: *grumbles* You guys are sick! I'm leaving.
Shiho Munakata
*The part of the Shizuru and Natsuki flash back of 24 they never showed you!*
Natsuki: ***** you. I'm picking these flowers if I damm well want to.
*Ignores Shizuru's constant pleas and starts to pick flowers.*
Shizuru: Please stop...
*<slash> Natsuki's head drops off and rolls next to Shizuru*
Fumi: All done Mashiro!
Mashiro: Mess with my garden will you *****? That will show you.
USCPharmacist
Producer:"Dude I still have so much more I want to say, can't we have 4 more episodes?"
Sponcer:"No it ends at 26 and that's final, no more episode!!!"
Producer:"But the ending will be rush, fans will be upset."
Sponcer:"So, they'll buy the god damn Dvds anyway. Just put more porn extras in the disc."
Producer:"But what about artistic integrity? I know that if I have 4 more episodes I'll be able to wrap up everything."
Sponcer:"Wraping up is stupid. You should make an ambiguious ending so you can milk them with rahash movies like those geniuses at Gainex. In fact I heard you can save some money by just filming your studio and the surrounding area and just editing it with some color correction in the last episode. Hell you don't even have to draw anything and people say you have class! They will be like "how deep" and shit and will argue the nay sayer by saying a complete ending is so lazy and stupid only unsophisticated Americans will enjoy, a true Japanese master piece should be so confusing that it'll spark pointless forum discussions for years. Hell I still don't know what the hell happen in End of Eva and they still sell those platinum Dvds like hot cakes."
Producer:"........"
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Mai:"Ay llay llay uay way epareay ay eay....wtf is this, is this even pig latin? and why are we speaking pig latin.."
Producer:"Shut up and just do what I say. Now Reito, you will enter at this point."
Reito:".....is there any significant to the plot that I have to wear this red ball as my nose and have an afro wig in....RAINBOW COLOR?"
Producer:"Be a pretty boy and shut your pipe hole, now Mr. T you will drive you van here and run over Miruko."
Mr. T:"I don't know what's going on, but as long as I can shoot the ground and throw stuffs hella far I'm in...hey boy in black shirt, are you that rainbow man in all those lame tennis games?"
Tate:"So errrr I am suppose to be dead....why am I here again with a fake lightsabre and wearing....Mai's Uniform."
Producer:"Well you are the MIP aren't you? You love Mai, right? You want to be close to her right? What better way than to be practically indirectly have sex with her, like having an indirect kiss by drinking her half drunk soda."
Tate:"..but.."
Producer:"Well Shizuru did it, and so can you."
Tate:"..but.."
Producer:"No butt. Ok Mai, take off all your clothes except your shoes and stand between Tate and Reito while they fight with their lightsabres."
Mai:"Does this have any deeper meaning? I am really not seeing the point having me naked and..."
Producer:"Whatever...now would all the casts please come out and stand behind the curtain. Once I lift the curtain everyone cheer and clap, ok?"
Casts:" "
Producer:"Oh btw, would all the girls pls take off your clothes and wear these lingeries from Victoria Secret. Well, Takumi wear them too and....hey hey HEY! fatzo...yeah you! keep your damn shirt on, nobody wanna see your fat furry arse."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
After episode 26
Fan A:"..............F___ this B___ S___ from Hell, I am gonna @$#$# Sunrise!!"
Fan B:"Damn you A, you are such an idiot and here is why...[proceed to discuss true essence of the last episode as it relate to human nature, the purpose of life, and the fundamental principle of the universe]"
Fan A:"@#$#$, you are just fanboi and you are @#@$ 3$#$@#% doesn't make #$# sense and the producer was on crack and #$#$#"
Fan B:"@#$#$ you, you @#$# #$@ 2#$#$@#$###$ stupid American need people to spoon fed #$#$ to them #$#$% understand anything...probably from Texas anyway."
Eventually the forum become a debate between the Democrats and the Republicans and at the end people who read all the flames will learn that Republicans eat babies, and George Bush is a retard with an IQ of -100 and the Liberals are crazy tree hugging mofos who can't ballance a check book and only want hand out from the government.
The thread will be locked, but new one will spring up, and no matter how many times they are locked they spring right back up.
A few months later people will get into fights arguing the true meaning of episode 26. Riots will start spontaneously without the help of the Laughing Man, and civilizations will collaspe soon after.....
Nagi:"Obsidian Lord, sometimes you really sucks!"
Sponcer:"Humf! [Drinking his tea slowly while having a naked Fumi and Shizuru preparing more tea.]"
That's worth of a smooth, decent praise.;)
Arika: Dream is worthless, talking is nonsense, destruction is the way of life. Everyone better off just go out there and stay dirty, otome is going to trash your life and increase the level of ovary-disease, you know?
Nao : Nina is my slave, Sergay. Never touch her!!
Sergay : Marry me, Natsuki!! I'll do anything for you!!
(Shizuru passes by)
Sergay : Shizuru-sama!! Natsuki is cheating on you!!
And here're some from the old thread :
'Coz it's pretty long:
STfan :
Takumi: *smokes weed* Mmm. Yeah. That's the good stuff. *hears sister coming* Uh oh. Time to hide my stash. Hey, Akira-kun, I'll have sex with you later tonight if you open the doors and air out the room for me.
Takeda: I think I might learn ballet. Yeah. I've known since birth that it was my true calling.
Tate: War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength! *starts screaming* WAR IS PEACE! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH! INGSOCDOUBLEPLUSGOODDOUBLEPLUSGOODINGSOGINGSOGINGS OG- *passes out on the floor, drooling*
Reito: *comes out of his room with bloodshot eyes* Yes, I'm a hopeless otaku. I've been watching anime for eight hours. I worship Belldandy. Oh, by the way, Mai, I'm not hitting on you anymore. I've devoted myself to Belldandy. *staggers back into room*
Mikoto: *dazed, stoned, Lain voice* We are all connected.
Nao: I've decided to take a lifelong vow of chastity and purity. I'm going to become a nun. Sorry, boys, but I ... I've decided to devote myself to selfless service for the community!
Miyu: I'm actually a very fun, wild girl if you get to know me. I work as a stripper and a hooker. I adore threesomes, too. So how about it? Wanna bang me tonight for ten bucks?
Nagi: *appears half-dressed in PJ's, half-shaven, unkempt, and slightly stoned* *tries to look cool on tree, but instead falls, hits his head on a tree branch, and goes out cold* *little crew of tiny leprechauns come and carry him away*
Shiho: Sorry, onii-san, but I'm actually a lesbian and I'm taking out my unrequited love for Mai on you by screwing up your relationships. *kiss* Now is that better?
Mai: KAGUTSUCHI BUNSHIN NO JUTSUUUUU!!! *clone*
Kourin :
Shizuru: Call me mistress... and thou shall be rewarded with my kiss of lust and a free bust assessment
Shizuru: Anyone who would like to join Natsuki and I in a threesome, please sign up here and we'll schedule you in as soon as possible.
Shizuru: Male applicants, please line up here and fill out this application form. You'll be notified for an interview once the information has been assessed and evaluated.
Natsuki: Revenge... or hot sex with Shizuru... The choices in life...
Shizuru's Lingerie Shop testimony
Mai: It was heaven
Nao: After all this time of abusing guys, it turns out that I'm the one that needs the punishing.... Mistressss~~~
Akane: After my first visit, it pulled me right out of my depression!
Yukariko: I've converted to Shizuru-ism.
Haruka: I knew that woman was good for something.
Yukino: Never felt sexier! Hey Haruka-baby! Wanna go again!
Mikoto: I love bras!
Chiie: Educational.
Midori: HiME Rangers! Love, justice, friendship and kick-ass lingerie saves the day!
Nagi: I got kicked-out despite my best efforts at cross-dressing... poo
---
Shizuru and Natsuki having dinner together:
Natsuki: Where's the food?
Shizuru: I thought you were going to cook.
Natsuki: You know I can't cook!
Shizuru: You know I don't cook.
.......
Natsuki: So what are we going to do?
Shizuru: I'll call a chef
*a chef comes in to cook dinner*
Natsuki: Looks good.
Shizuru: *looks over to Natsuki* Indeed...
Natsuki: ....... Why are you looking at me like that....
Shizuru: Itadakimasu
Natsuki: Umm... Shizuru....
Shizuru: *evil smile*
Natsuki: I was talking about the food.... the FOOOD... SHIZURUUUUUUUUUU!!
USB500 :
Mikoto: gao~
Mai: *bops Mikoto's forehead* didn't I tell you to drop that word?
Natsuki: gao?
Shizuru: *giggles & glomps Natsuki* bad dino. Oneechan shall punish you for saying that. *evil smile*
Midori: GAO!!
Yukariko: *sighs and starts praying* God, please show Thy mercy upon this unfortunate one...
Yukino: g-gao...
Haruka: *stamps STEGOSAURUS on Yukino's forehead* Stop saying that word, Yukino!
Yukino: g-gomen... ;_;
Akane: nihaha... *blushes*
Kazu: ......Akane...
Akane: iyaa!! Kazu-kun ecchi... *blushes*
Kazu: *has the WTF look on his face*
Takumi: furu furu furu moon~! *sings Neko Mimi Mode*
Akira: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashiro: uguu?
Fumi: now, now, Mashiro-san.
Nao: *grumbles* You guys are sick! I'm leaving.
Shiho Munakata
*The part of the Shizuru and Natsuki flash back of 24 they never showed you!*
Natsuki: ***** you. I'm picking these flowers if I damm well want to.
*Ignores Shizuru's constant pleas and starts to pick flowers.*
Shizuru: Please stop...
*<slash> Natsuki's head drops off and rolls next to Shizuru*
Fumi: All done Mashiro!
Mashiro: Mess with my garden will you *****? That will show you.
USCPharmacist
Producer:"Dude I still have so much more I want to say, can't we have 4 more episodes?"
Sponcer:"No it ends at 26 and that's final, no more episode!!!"
Producer:"But the ending will be rush, fans will be upset."
Sponcer:"So, they'll buy the god damn Dvds anyway. Just put more porn extras in the disc."
Producer:"But what about artistic integrity? I know that if I have 4 more episodes I'll be able to wrap up everything."
Sponcer:"Wraping up is stupid. You should make an ambiguious ending so you can milk them with rahash movies like those geniuses at Gainex. In fact I heard you can save some money by just filming your studio and the surrounding area and just editing it with some color correction in the last episode. Hell you don't even have to draw anything and people say you have class! They will be like "how deep" and shit and will argue the nay sayer by saying a complete ending is so lazy and stupid only unsophisticated Americans will enjoy, a true Japanese master piece should be so confusing that it'll spark pointless forum discussions for years. Hell I still don't know what the hell happen in End of Eva and they still sell those platinum Dvds like hot cakes."
Producer:"........"
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Mai:"Ay llay llay uay way epareay ay eay....wtf is this, is this even pig latin? and why are we speaking pig latin.."
Producer:"Shut up and just do what I say. Now Reito, you will enter at this point."
Reito:".....is there any significant to the plot that I have to wear this red ball as my nose and have an afro wig in....RAINBOW COLOR?"
Producer:"Be a pretty boy and shut your pipe hole, now Mr. T you will drive you van here and run over Miruko."
Mr. T:"I don't know what's going on, but as long as I can shoot the ground and throw stuffs hella far I'm in...hey boy in black shirt, are you that rainbow man in all those lame tennis games?"
Tate:"So errrr I am suppose to be dead....why am I here again with a fake lightsabre and wearing....Mai's Uniform."
Producer:"Well you are the MIP aren't you? You love Mai, right? You want to be close to her right? What better way than to be practically indirectly have sex with her, like having an indirect kiss by drinking her half drunk soda."
Tate:"..but.."
Producer:"Well Shizuru did it, and so can you."
Tate:"..but.."
Producer:"No butt. Ok Mai, take off all your clothes except your shoes and stand between Tate and Reito while they fight with their lightsabres."
Mai:"Does this have any deeper meaning? I am really not seeing the point having me naked and..."
Producer:"Whatever...now would all the casts please come out and stand behind the curtain. Once I lift the curtain everyone cheer and clap, ok?"
Casts:" "
Producer:"Oh btw, would all the girls pls take off your clothes and wear these lingeries from Victoria Secret. Well, Takumi wear them too and....hey hey HEY! fatzo...yeah you! keep your damn shirt on, nobody wanna see your fat furry arse."
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After episode 26
Fan A:"..............F___ this B___ S___ from Hell, I am gonna @$#$# Sunrise!!"
Fan B:"Damn you A, you are such an idiot and here is why...[proceed to discuss true essence of the last episode as it relate to human nature, the purpose of life, and the fundamental principle of the universe]"
Fan A:"@#$#$, you are just fanboi and you are @#@$ 3$#$@#% doesn't make #$# sense and the producer was on crack and #$#$#"
Fan B:"@#$#$ you, you @#$# #$@ 2#$#$@#$###$ stupid American need people to spoon fed #$#$ to them #$#$% understand anything...probably from Texas anyway."
Eventually the forum become a debate between the Democrats and the Republicans and at the end people who read all the flames will learn that Republicans eat babies, and George Bush is a retard with an IQ of -100 and the Liberals are crazy tree hugging mofos who can't ballance a check book and only want hand out from the government.
The thread will be locked, but new one will spring up, and no matter how many times they are locked they spring right back up.
A few months later people will get into fights arguing the true meaning of episode 26. Riots will start spontaneously without the help of the Laughing Man, and civilizations will collaspe soon after.....
Nagi:"Obsidian Lord, sometimes you really sucks!"
Sponcer:"Humf! [Drinking his tea slowly while having a naked Fumi and Shizuru preparing more tea.]"
*lol* i remember that ^_^ , I love that plot so much ;)
Haruka: Okey Shizuru-san ... its time to pay what youve had done to me on Mai Hime the series , last time!!!
Shizuru: ohh my... For what Haruka-san??
Haruka: Of course !! the bad things youve done to me there!!
Shizuru: Like what??
Haruka: like... like.... ohh never mind ... we must fight to know who is the strongest one!! SHIZURU!!! youll never defeat me any more!!!! Bwahahaha
part one ^_^
bluegarden
2005-12-27, 23:23
i started the original thread :D
Arika's Grandmother: Kill everybody...
Miss Maria: come on, let's shake it!
Aoi and other dude: Mashiro is the sweetest girl, we love her
Nao: i will dedicate my hole life to my master
Ronin Aquila
2005-12-28, 00:56
Hmm....
Mai: I don't care.
Mikoto: Thank You.
Natsuki: Nice To Meet You.
Akane: I Hate You.
Nao: I'm Sorry.
Takumi: Thanks For Nothing.
Akira: I Feel Pretty.
Midori: I Give Up.
Nagi: I Care.
Mashiro (Hime Version) : America, F+CK YEAH!!
Miyu: Happy Happy Joy Joy!!
Tate: I Love You.
Shiho: He's All Yours.
Haruka: My Bad.
Yukino: Screw You All.
Yukariko: Bush Is An Idiot.
Hmm....
Mai: I don't care.
Mikoto: Thank You.
Natsuki: Nice To Meet You.
Akane: I Hate You.
Nao: I'm Sorry.
Takumi: Thanks For Nothing.
Akira: I Feel Pretty.
Midori: I Give Up.
Nagi: I Care.
Mashiro (Hime Version) : America, F+CK YEAH!!
Miyu: Happy Happy Joy Joy!!
Tate: I Love You.
Shiho: He's All Yours.
Haruka: My Bad.
Yukino: Screw You All.
Yukariko: Bush Is An Idiot.
A lot of these depend on context.
Nao - "I'm gonna steal Kazu from you"
Akane - "WHAAAA"
Nao - "Just Kidding, he's ugly, what kind of dumb girl would like that bonehead"
Akane - "I HATE YOU"
Tate - "Who are you?"
Bill Gates - "I'm Bill Gates, here's 889409841584 Yen for no reason!"
Tate - "I LOVE YOU"
Police - "This friend of yours Tate was found naked on the grass, do you want to testify for him?"
Shiho - "What, why?"
Police - "Turns out he was sleeping naked with some orange haired girl...still want to try to get him free?"
Shiho - "He's all yours."
i could go on and on
Radiosity
2005-12-28, 02:31
Heeeee... anyone remember this RPG-esque one? ;)
Sorry, can't remember who originally posted this :(
Mai: You can't shoot that target, Natsuki. It's like 500 yards away and the size of a sparrow. You're so ridiculous. Hey, Mikoto, Natsuki is so ridiculous.
Mikoto: Hm? Oh, yeah, ridiculous. *Quickly stuffs paper she was reading into pocket*
Mai: What was that?
Mikoto: ...Nothing.
Mai: Weren't those your character sheets? Hey, that reminds me, did you ever check on what that sword you have has on it?
Mikoto: Yeah, I checked, and I was right. It's a +15 Vorpal Greatsword that bypasses all damage reduction and is never destroyed ever and kills anything in one shot, just like the DM said when we got it.
Natsuki: That's really funny, because I distinctly remember when we got it, the DM was all like "You find an obsidian greatsword without an aura",
Mikoto: (No, that isn't what... No...)
Natsuki: and then we even checked and it wasn't magical at all.
Mikoto: No, it was magical. If you'll remember, when she was setting up the next dungeon Shizuru asked me if I wanted to buy any gear from town, and I said no, but the reason I said that was...
Nao: Bullshit. That never happened, because after we did the Caverns of Raugnarroth, we had to go straight the the Eternal Tower of Drakyruumsh, because the evil wizard Thauross had the Crystal of Decimating Glares, and...
Shizuru: Shut up, Nao, you're not even in the area.
Nao: What the hell? Yes I am! They said they were heading out into the canyon, and I said that I followed them.
Shizuru: No, I have it right here. You were using your Craft (Leatherworking) to make that armour you needed after the Bebilith in the last dungeon stripped off your armour, and were therefore too busy to go into the canyon with them.
Nao: No! I stopped working on the armour when I followed them!
Shizuru: You never actually said that you stopped working on the armour, so...
Nao: It's implied, goddamn it! What, do I now have to say every little freaking detail? If I say I go into the canyon, then I obviously put down the leather armour. But it doesn't matter. I go into the canyon. There. Done.
Shizuru: No, I can't let you go into the canyon, because with your Rogue skill set you'll probably see the twoscore orc raiders hiding in the bushes!
Mai: Wait... What?
Natsuki: Huh?
Shizuru: Whatever! OK, back i character.
Natsuki: Anyway, I can too hit that target.
*Natsuki fires her pistol, hitting the target perfectly from over 500 yards away*
Mai: Holy shit...
Mikoto: Jesus Christ, nice shot. (Yes! I got away with it!)
Nao: How the hell does that work? It's a freaking pistol. That would have been a hard shot with a sniper rifle.
Natsuki: You forget, this is My-HiME one. The pistol is broken shit in this game.
Master Chief: She's right you know. People can kill players in Scorpions from the cliffs at the side of Blood Gultch with the pistol in this game.
Mai: That's stupid. It needs a nerf.
Natsuki: You need a nerf, you OS whore.
Mikoto: STFU. You never even have to reload, you hacker.
Natsuki: You never need to reload and all you have to do it lock onto someone and hit the trigger and bam! They're dead. Stop being a sword-whore, asshole.
Nao: Kick her from the server.
Shizuru: No.
Natsuki: ROFL. I win.
Mai: This server is whack.
---
Alright, continuing things. I should develop this into a fanfic or something. Reminds me of the script I wrote for my Grade 8 Drama summative... That did not go well... Anyway...
Shizuru: Whatever! Look, OK, you guys are being attacked.
Mai: The orcs?
Shizuru: You don't know they are orcs yet!
Yukino (From kitchen): What? Oh? They're being attacked? Hey, Shiz, do I see that happening?
Shizuru: No! You're at the tavern!
Yukino (From kitchen): Cool, I get drunk!
Shizuru: 40 orcs come out from the nearby bushes.
Yukino (From kitchen): Hey, orcs? I've got an orcbane longsword! It gets +4 against orcs!
Shizuru: You're not there, you're getting drunk! Ugh. OK, so 40 orcs are surrounding you...
Nao: How could they surround us? I was taking 20 on my search check.
Shizuru: No you weren't.
Yukino (From kitchen): Hey Shizuru, can I have these pringles?
Shizuru: Yes!
Nao: Yes, I totally did when you asked me...
Yukino (From kitchen): How about this Coca-Cola?
Shizuru: Yes! You can have the damn Coke! Just go get it!
Mikoto: Hey Shizuru, I was looking through the book, and I noticed that the spell the evil wizard used 7 sessions ago couldn't have destroyed my chain mail armour given that the saving throw is calculated for this spell based on one's wisdom bonus entirely, so I would have succeeded on my saving throw and would have had my armour, so the goblin leader wouldn't have hit me 5 weeks ago, and I wouldn't have been wounded 2 weeks ago so I would have gotten to the treasure before Nao did, and therefore her gold should be mine.
Natsuki: Shut your mouth and play the game!
Nao: Well, Shizuru? About me seeing the orcs before they were upon us?
Shizuru: That didn't happen! You never said you were taking 20 so you weren't! Case closed!
Yukino (From kitchen): Hey Shizuru, your Pringles are stale! Can I have these Doritos instead?
Mikoto: Natsuki, I'm just trying to have an even gaming experience following the rules to...
Natsuki: Shut up, I told you, I...
Nao: You asked me what I was doing and I said that I walked down into...
Yukino (From Kitchen): Hey Shiz, If I'm in the tavern can I...
Shizuru: SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU!!!!
Shizuru: OK, back in character...
Captain Picard: By the way, this is how every DM's day goes, so next time your DM fudges an initiative check or screws up a ruling, cut them a little bit of slack.
---
Back in the canyon...
Mai: OK, so we were heading down into the valley to...
*Sirens blare*
*Police cars pull up*
Nao: Who the hell?
*Bald large police officer gets out*
Police Officer: Are you the HiMEs?
Natsuki: Yeah, that's us, but we've never...
Police Officer: I'm Detective Vic Mackey. You (points at Nao) are under arrest for 117 counts of kidnapping, 156 counts of armed robbery, and 14 counts of attempted murder.
Nao: ... Holy shit.
Vic: You, Miss Kuga, are under arrest for 572 outstanding unliscensed firearm violations.
Natsuki: Oh yeah... I knew I forgot to mail out something...
Vic: And you, Miss Fujino... *reads paper* *eyes widen* Jesus Christ! OK, that's it! Get in the paddywagon, all of you.
A few days later, in the police holding cell...
Nao: Well, shit. We're in deep shit. I mean, I could get up to 3476 years for all of that...
Shizuru: Don't worry. I've got this hotshot lawyer involved. He'll get us off the hook.
Natsuki: Oh really? What's his name?
Shizuru: Harvey Birdman. Hey, he's here right now!
Birdman: Hi. I'm your attorney for this case.
Mai: How do you plan to get us off, Mr. Birdman?
Birdman: Uh...
Nao: You'd better have something real good. You wouldn't want a sweet, young innocent girl like me to go to jail, would you?
Birdman: Well... Avenger will... Um...
Shizuru: Let's start from the basics. How is this going to work?
Birdman: Well, I try to argue you out of the ridiculously overdone accusations levelled at you, or you go to Fox River penitentiary for the rest of your lives.
Yukino: Um... I kind of understand why Nao and Shizuru and the others are here, but why am I here?
Birdman: Well, apparently you have some 117,000 dollars in unpaid parking tickets outstanding.
Yukino: Oh, right.
Birdman: Well, hope for the best. We're appearing in three days before Judge... Oh, god no!
Natsuki: What, what's wrong?
Birdman: The judge... It's Judge Mathis! He's as hardcore as they come.
Nao: Oh god, whatever will we do!
Will the incompetant Harvey Birdman get the HiMEs off the hook, or will Michael Scofield have to break them out of Fox River? And what about the forum moderators - have they had enough of this off-topic cascade of idiocy? Find out next time, on... some... random shit Captain Picard wrote down in a pathetic plea for rep points.
And there's more :D
One or two of these might have been posted above, but I'm too lazy to check :)
Mai: What the f**k? I wanted Bahamut as my Child!
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Mashiro [to Shizuru]: How about you loan me Natsuki for a day? I need someone flexible. I'll trade you Fumi!
Shizuru [Looking pissed]: Kiyohime...
---
Mikoto: Hey Mai, can you make my bento box a little smaller? Ani-ue says I need to lose weight.
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Mikoto: You know, it never occured to me, but the mathematical equation of x³+26y+454.5z divided by the speed of light does only have one solution.
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Yukariko: HOLY FU**ING SHIT! Did you just SEE that?! I just fu**ing summoned a fu**ing Goddamn HORSE! Sweet fu**ing christ, BOOYAH! TAKE THAT, beeyotch! In yo' FACE, f**kstick! And WATCH, for my NEXT f**king trick, I'll pull a bow out of this unconscious chick and bust a cap in yo' ass!
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Akira: Real men don't wear aprons. Or bake cakes for that matter.
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Tate: Dammit, even Keitaro is cooler than me. (this one is mine, so credit to me :D )
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Reito [To Mai, with a cigarette in his mouth]: Got a light?
Mai: Kagut...
Reito: On second thought, maybe I'll just quit...
(This is also one of mine :) )
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Mikoto: Gao~
Mai [Bops Mikoto's forehead]: Didn't I tell you to drop that word?
Mikoto: Niyahaha...
Mai: Forget it.
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Shizuru: My elemental is the coolest... not only can I kick all your sorry asses but I can also scratch my back.
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Takumi: All right then. Akira, you dress in the tuxedo and I'll be wearing the red dress.
---
What happens when Tate gets green-dusted, Reito becomes Mai's MIP and the other HiMEs decide to gang up on Mai in order to defeat the OL
*Mai gets defeated*
Nao: I feel... refreshed... never knew working together with other insane bitches can be this fun!
Shizuru: Hey, I'm crazy too! You wanna go on a world rampage despite the fact that I tried to kill you a couple episodes ago? I can council you on your problems on the road!
Nao: Sure!
*Nao and Shizuru skips away happily*
Yukariko: HELL YEAH! KICK-ASS! I'm one strong bad-ass chick!
*looks over to quivering Ishigami*
Yukariko: I don't need you anymore, wuss! I'll let you tag along as my man-whore/slave if you beg for your life... but not until I've tortured you, drown my baby due in 9 months and maybe read a few verses of the bible while I'm at it......
Yukariko: oh... I'm also going to need a cooler name *ponders* I know! Yuki Kajiura! Now all I need to do is kill the real one, masqurade as her and take over the world with gregorian chants! ... but I'm going to need some help...
Yukariko: *calls out to Shizuru and Nao* Hey girls! Need a third?? I'm not completely psycho but I am delusional and high on weed!
Nao : *whispers over to Shizuru* should we let ex-holy-lady-join?
Shizuru: Well, she's has reformed from her holy ways. We should give her a chance. The weed is definitely a plus. Worst comes to worst, we'll just kill her when the church music gets old or when she interferes with the hot lesbian sex
Nao: ok. *signal for Yukariko to join* wait a minute... what was that about the hot-lesbian sex?
Shizuru: *leers at Nao with her yuri glare*
*Mikoto tugs eagerly on Yukariko aka Yuki Kajiura's sleeve*
Yukariko aka Yuki Kajiura: What do you want, twerp? I need to catch up with my homies
Mikoto: Which one of you can cook?
*points to Ishigami/new man-whore/slave*
*Mikoto nods eagerly and chases after Nao and Shizuru to join their club*
Natsuki: *peeps around the corner* Umm... you think I can join too?
*Shizuru, Nao, Yukariko, Mikoto huddles together*
All: Sure you can....... NOT!
Shizuru: Sorry, babe. Your child sucks and you're too sane.
Natsuki: *lips quivering* You're all are so mean!
*Natsuki runs away crying*
Nao: dudette... she was your crush for years!
Shizuru: Don't worry! She goes out there, all alone... falls into a deep depression, have a few meaningless one-night-stands, have an affair with that loser-kendo-dude, get high on crack, and she'll be back, more messed up than ever and eager for my comfort and the drugs that I'll supply her for life. See, it's all part of the plan.
Nao: Damn it, you are messed up hawt!!! But wait, how are we going to make a living while doing this?
Shizuru: I can pimp out my harem and sell drugs
Yukariko: I can pimp out my slave AND preach *smug look*
Mikoto: I can pillage supermarkets and other stores
Shizuru: Great! Now all we need is a team motto and we're set!
Yukariko: umm... what about the HiME star
Shizuru: Eh. We could just blow it up with a coupla of missiles or something. But for now, motto conference!
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Nao: Thanks to Fuuka Gakuen's special hot tea recipe, I have seen the error of my ways! I am now Midori's personal cheerleader! (Nao pulls out two pink pom-poms.)
Midori (sitting in front of computer): Research...research...
Nao (shakes pom-poms): Give me an M! Give me an I! Give me a D! (Nao: this is taking too long..) Give me an O! L! I! What's that spell?
Midori: Failing grade in spelling!
Nao: Poopy.
Mai: Midori, here is that late assignment... What are you looking at???
Midori: I've decided to switch my thesis to sexual anatomy!
Nao (holds one pom-pom high in the air): Gooooo, Midori!
Mai: That's...that's... (faints)
Nao (claps pom-poms together): If she doesn't win, no one will!
Shizuru (deftly avoids Mai's prone form): Here is the make-up assignment... (Shizuru ponders the computer screen.)
Midori (grunts): Research.
Shizuru: This site might be helpful. (leans over and types in an address)
Midori: Verrrry interesting.
Nao: Midori is ready! Midori is tough! She will--
Midori: Hush, Nao, I must concentrate!
Nao (pouts in the corner)
Natsuki: Midori, here is the... (trips over Mai's unconscious body.......looks up and sees Shizuru and Midori looking down at her...and a site on the computer screen entitled: "Natsuki and Shizuru's Shack of Burning Love")
Shizuru (happy): Natsuki!
Natsuki (wrath of god): SHIZURUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (Natsuki chases said person around the room)
Midori (looking back at the computer, taking notes): I didn't know that was possible!
Haruka: Midori, here... (Natsuki crashes into Haruka, propelling Haruka through the wall. Natsuki tumbles next to Mai, dazed.)
Yukino (runs after Haruka): You bastards! You'll pay dearly for this! Haruka!
Shizuru (rushes to Natsuki's side): Never fear! Super Shizuru is here! I'll take care of you! (picks up Natsuki and heads towards the door)
Yukariko: Midori... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?? I SMITE ALL OF YOU! (Pokes her finger at the forehead of the nearest target...Shizuru) Smite!
Shizuru (blinks--nothing happens)
Yukariko (mutters): Damn cheap cleric academy...
Shiho (scampers in on all fours, under Yukariko's habit): Midori, here is my late assignment. (Everyone stops to stare at Shiho. Shiho grins.) I'm taking lessons on how to be a cat from my new bestest friend, Mikoto!
Midori (turns back to the computer): Mm, hm.
Miyu (unable to get into the room): You will all be decimated. Resistance is futile. (Dramatically 'unsheathes" her arm sword. The room clears very fast, except for unconscious Mai, intent Midori and pouting Nao.) Midori, here is the late assignment. (Miyu looks at the computer. Miyu points.) That technique is inefficient. (Miyu leaves.)
Midori (tilts her head thoughtfully): Inefficient.... how? ........... Must do more research.
Nao (small voice): May I cheer now?
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Natsuki kissu Shizuru
Shizuru:"Ewwwww did you brush your teeth?!!"
Natsuki:"What? I just ate Mai's noodle that's all."
Shizuru:"Man I hate those green onion, I always pick them out of the noodles before I eat. Go brush your teech first before kissing me."
Natsuki:"Fine, but it's a long walk before I get back to Mai's appartment."
Meanwhile Durando Giant is still wrestling with Kiyohime.
Kiyohime:"Dude since when you become so big?"
Durando Giant:"I don't know, someone in Korea screwed up the background I guess. But it doesn't matter who wins, cuz them les over there are gonna get us both kill....
Kiyohime:"Dude this blows, I say we ditch those foos and just have our little advanture in the world."
Durando Giant:"Well I guess you look kinda like a monkey....in a Picasso painting. Now all we need is a chicken....hey I got it, let's go grab Kagatsuchi."
The children ran off to find their buddy Kagatsuchi.
Natsuki:"I am back, now let's contin...hey where are Duran and Kiyohime?"
Shizuru:"I don't know, they ran off, and you took your sweet time too long. now I just lost my mood. I am just gonna kill some more innocent pedestrians foolish enough to get into my path of rampage."
Natsuki:"Damn you Mai, I was gonna distract her long enough for a double KO so I can get out of this stinking show to start Gunslinger Girl 2, geeeeee. Why did you feed me that bowl of noodle...although I must admit it was pretty good.."
Nagi:"The moral of the story is, buy fresh mint gum. Cuz you never know when you are gonna kiss someone, even during a death match in the cotton Hime bowl!!!"
---
Reito: More power than you shall ever possess!
Mikoto: Naaaaah
Reito: Only brute force can rule the regions...
Mikoto: Something else.
Reito: I am the light. I am the darkness.
Mikoto: Try again.
Reito: We were born of nightmares to take over this world.
Mikoto: Oh come on off it!
Reito: And who are the lost gods?
Mikoto: Stop stealing other lines. Come up with your own original villain line already!
Reito: I don't have time to think of my own. Mai will be here any second.
Mikoto: Just make up some BS about how the world sucks and you're just trying to fix it. How stupid are you? Now hurry up and get out there, I have to practice my fake crying for Mai.
---
Reito: You have overcome all of the challenges placed before you and now will become my wife.
Mai: Come again?
Reito: I have waited for tens of thousands of years to receive the power that would be granted to me from a true virginal maiden.
Mai: Boy did you pick the wrong girl!
---
Mai:"So these pillars..."
Nagi:"Yes, they hold the MIP when a hime's child is defeated."
Mai:"Akane...Akira...Midori...Yukino.."
Nagi:"What are you mumbling about? that's Akane's MIP over there, and Takumi is over here."
Mai:"Damn it Nagi, can't I just look cool for once...my life is already fucking sucks now."
Nagi:"errr...there are name tags on each pillar..."
Mai:".....[start crying] waggggggghhhhh"
Nagi:"Alright alright I am sorry, here is a lollipop."
Mai took the lollipop and start sucking on it while wiping off her tear.
Mai:"[stop crying] So now what?"
Nagi:"Well since no one want to mess with you I guess we'll wait for the other Himes to annihilate each other."
An hour later...
Mai:"Man I am bored, hurry up and finish Shizuru Natsuki!"
Nagi:"Some friend...anyway want to play Pai Gow poker?"
Mai:"Sure."
Meanwhile....
Shizuru:"Damn it Mai, finish up Mikoto already. Natsuki, you don't think she suspect anything do you?"
Natsuki:"I don't think so, I think I act straight enough. Don't worry, she probably thinks we are fighting mad right now ehehehhee."
Shizuru:"Want to continue...."
Natsuki:"You naughty little kitten..."
Back in Reito's bat cave.
Nagi:"Crap how you beat me again? Forget it I quit."
Mai:"Come on one more game....damn how long does it take to kill Duran, Kaichou I am disappointed in you."
A few days later.
Reito:"Damn how long does it take for the final Hime to arrive, I am horny as hell...I meant I am losing my patient!"
Mikoto:"Yo bro can I have some more Ramen?"
Reito:"Shit how many bowls can you eat? Crap no money in wallet...Should've never destroy the 1st district so soon..."
---
Shizuru: Natsuki... You're the only one I want. All those rumours about my harem and screwing school nurses and japanese history substitute teachers are pure bull. For once in my life, I want a serious relationship and it's with you.
Natsuki: Oh... Shizuru...
*hug*
*Youko passes by*
Youko: Last night was great by the way.
*notices Natsuki*
Youko: You going to join us tonight, Kuga-san?
*glares at Shizuru*
Shizuru: Umm... when I said relationship, I meant open relationship...
---
Natsuki: Wait we don't have to fight! I just read the script and found out 9 pillars are raised because of that Golden Loli.
Shizuru: So that means we can be the final two HiME left and still reach Obsidian Lord and kill him. Let's go ahead and kill Mai and Mikoto.
Natsuki: Then we can have hot sex. Good idea!
---
Akira, drying her hair with a towel: "He's missing a screw or something in his head..."
Takumi: "Are you alright? You're not burned or anything, are you?" *opens the door* "Your change of cl--What?!"
*Akira quickly tries to hide her breasts*
Takumi: "A-A-Akira-kun?! You're... a girl!?" *He falls on his knees* "Then... NOOOOOO!!!! MY DREAMS ARE RUINED!!!"
Akira: *blink* "Areh...?"
---
Midori: "Assemble, HiME rangers! HiME Red!"
Mai: "HiME Orange!"
Natsuki: "H...HiME... Blue... *grumbles* Why am I even doing this..."
Yukino: "HiME Green..."
Mikoto: "HiME Black!"
Shizuru: "HiME... um, red is already taken..."
Midori: "Maroon! HiME Maroon!"
Shizuru: "But that sounds awful... how about Purple? Half Red, half Blue..."
Natsuki: "Ugh."
Mai: "Don't include me in your dreams, Kaichou-san."
Midori: "Argh, whatever. HiME-tachi! Summon the Zildren!"
*Uncool Power-ranger style animation, the children are summoned and try to fit together as to somewhat look like a giant robot*
Kagutsuchi, being the head and wings: "This is most embarassing."
Miroku, the body and arms: "Talk about it. I got a giant flaming chicken on my head."
Kagutsuchi: "What?! For that insult--"
Diana, left foot (grabbing Miroku's with its tentacles): "Do you mind piping down, up there?! You're both heavy!"
Kiyohime, right foot (grabbing Miroku's with its real mouth): "Nmff Kiddinff."
---
Yukino: Diana, show me Natsuki and Shizuru's bedroom, then Haruka-chan's bed, and get those tentacles working!
---
Mai:"Why why must everyone die except me...[cries]..."
Mr. T:"Why you crying little girl what's wrong?"
Mai spilled her gut about the whole Hime-lander thingy
Mr. T:"God damn, I pitty the foo that put you through this cuz I am gonna throw them hella far!!!"
Mr. T drove his van thru Sunrise headquarter and proceeded to lay the smack down on everyone.
Mr. T:"Now I'm gonna write a ending so rightreous that even Nao will stay in school and go to church. And I pity the foo who doesn't like it cuz I am gonna throw them hella far too, suckas.'
And thus the episode 26 we all love was borned....yeah! for great justice!!!!!!1111
Mr. T:"And off cuz check out how righteous my make shift customization on those childs!! They're almost as cool as and as fast as my Van."
Angsy fans A to ZZZ:"How dare you mess up our total destruction ending, die Mr. T!!!!! [start throwing Lance of Longinus at Mr. T]"
But unfortunately for them the lance were all bonced back at the fans by Mr. T's chains....
Mr. T:"Too you suckas!!! And nothing get thru my chains cuz they're halla tough!!!!"
Mai:"Man Mr. T you are so manly, I am gonna dump Tate for you!"
---
Haruka: Shizuru, I'm sick and tired of you!
Shizuru: Don't mess with me ****!
Haruka: Ha you lost your powers. You can't threaten me with Kiyohime.
Shizuru: Ahem Shihohime!
*And thus Shiho who has decided as part of a deal to serve Shizuru kills Haruka with her hair. Yukino learns Haruka has died and decides to challenge Shizuru*
Yukino: Shiz--
Shizuru: Shihohime!
Yukino: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Shiho: I love this job.
Shizuru: That's a good girl.
Natsuki: I can't believe she actually got Shiho to give up on Yuuichi.
---
Credit and kudos to the guys that originally posted all of this silliness :D Except the two I've marked which are my own concoctions :)
SuperKnuckles
2005-12-28, 03:12
Shizuru not emphasing "su" in the end of her sentences.
Mashiro not ending her sentences with "JA!".:heh:
Ronin Aquila
2005-12-28, 03:30
Nina Wong: Tickle Me!! TICKLE ME ROTTEN!! :heh:
Rachridgeback
2005-12-28, 18:43
Kinda long and really stupid.
[Mai-Otome: Midori's Black Valley Thriller]
(Italicized is singing)
Midori: That's enough! We have to resort to our trump card!
Black Valley Dudes: Do we HAVE to?
Midori: You should trust the leader!!
BVD: *really long groan*
Midori: MUSIC! *Michael Jackson's "Thriller" plays*
Sergay: What-
Natsuki: The-
Shizuru: Hell?
Midori: Black Valley... Deploy THRILLER JUSTICE!!
Arika/Nina/Mashiro: WTF?!
*Midori starts singing*
It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You’re paralyzed
Nina: Oh God, please stop! Not that! *Nina's Esteem lowered!*
*Midori does the cheesy Michael Jackson dance*
’Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Arika: No! Can't stop listening! *Arika's Esteem lowered!*
*BVDs join in the dance*
You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin’ up behind
You’re out of time
Mashiro: Turn the freaking music off! *Mashiro's Esteem lowered!*
’Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight
*Reito comes out of nowhere and does a poor impression of Vincent Price*
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’awl’s neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
*Midori goes into maniacal laughter, then in deep echo*
Sergay: *covering ears* Where the hell are OUR trump cards!?
Youko: *points to Shizuru and Natsuki*
Shiz/Nat: *foaming at the mouth* AHGHGlkjresdlksjflkajsresfuck!
Sergay: :frustrated:
*The Otomes' Esteem has now hit rock bottom!*
Midori: Ha, okay I'm done, let's go have some coffee *HAUEHUAEHUAEAE*
Glass Cannon
2005-12-28, 19:46
I love that DnD parody one! These are still amusing to read... ^^
himalayan
2005-12-28, 21:08
natsuki(speaking on the school intercom): Shizuru, where the hell are my strawberry pancakes?
Akuma-sama
2005-12-28, 21:33
Well, I guess I might as well:
Otome!Mikoto: "Quantum mechanics is a more fundamental theory than Newtonian mechanics and classical electromagnetism, in the sense that it provides accurate and precise descriptions for many phenomena that these "classical" theories simply cannot explain on the atomic and subatomic level..."
Mashiro: "...uh...wha?"
Mikoto: "...nya?"
(Taken straight from Wikipedia :heh:)
HiME!Mashiro: "You're all 100 years too young to catch me!"
Otome!Mashiro: "...forgive me, I was out of line."
Takumi: "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche!"
Akira: "Bah, screw you, Takumi. I'm off to become an Otome."
Nagi: "Bah, screw you, Sergei, I'm off to become an Otome."
Sergei: "Bah, screw you, Nagi, I'm off to become an Otome."
(I beg forgiveness for the mental image of Nagi and Sergei in Robes. :heh:)
Youko: "After much research, I found that the best way for an Otome to keep her powers is to have regular unprotected sex. Let the Otakus in."
Backstage clients: *Luminous eye glint*
Erstin: "That's it! I've decided! I'll become an Otome!"
Arika: "I know you can do it... you honestly want to become an Otome... but me..." *cries*
Akane: "RESPECT MAH ATHAURITAH!!!"
Shizuru: "Natsuki... I've decided to lay down the mantle. I have found someone... it's Sergei. I won't be an Otome tommorow."
Argoss, wearing a white cap: "Pater noster, qui es in caelis..."
Argoss, wearing a white cap: "The Elohims created life on earth!"
(Kudos to whoever catches both of these XD)
The last one about Argross I guess is from either Xenosaga or Xenogears.
sounds pretenious enough. Mind translating what Takumi was saying?
Takumi is doing a Antoniette with the "Then let them eat cake!", it's basically what Mashiro did in ep12 with the "the let them eat candy". It's a reflection of a monarch's ignorance of the ongoing (bad) social situation his or her country is in.
Takumi is doing a Antoniette with the "Then let them eat cake!"
Did I hear my name called?? :D
Did I hear my name called??
You got a radar? *shoves spoon of chinese new-year cake down Kieli's hatch* :D
As for things they would never say:
Natsuki (on school intercom): Shizuru Viola to the principal's office, I had like some hot tea - now.
You got a radar? *shoves spoon of chinese new-year cake down Kieli's hatch* :D
*smacks her lips* Hmmm....not bad. Good stuff there, Shi. Radar? No...gaydar? Oooooh yes :D
Hmmm...something you'll never hear Natsuki say.....
Natsuki: I'm sorry, Shizuru, I think I want to head back to Boystown. Umm, can I have my leather undies back?
No...gaydar? Oooooh yes
Actually, where do I get one of those? O_o *goes back to her cake*
I remember someone doing this with Arika before but:
Shizuru: Natsuki, do you know what this 'Yuri' thing is about?
Akuma-sama
2005-12-29, 00:28
Even better:
What is a bad (or good?) idea to say:
Natsuki: "Shizuru, what is this 'Yuri' thing about?"
:D
And the two lines about Agross were him being the Pope and Raël... both of which are mental pictures that send me laughing pretty hard. :heh:
Natsuki: "Shizuru, what is this 'Yuri' thing about?"
Shizuru: Ara, shall I demostrate?
duster_Fukku
2005-12-29, 01:24
What about...:
Natsuki: Shizuru, do you know what is this 'Yuri' thing about?
Shizuru: Saa? I have no idea. *tilted her head and pondered*
Shizuru: Ara, shall I demostrate?
(Blood in sight....!!!.......)
don't mind me, please continue....
imperialmog
2005-12-29, 02:39
I got a couple right off the bat.
Haruka: *to Yukino* Don't call me Haruka-chan in public, call me Snugglebunny instead.
Yukino: Thank you Snugglebunny! *impersonates Mikoto in terms of chest pillow action*
Any character: May the Schwartz be with you.
Radiosity
2005-12-29, 09:13
Darth Rado: Impressive... most impressive.
:D
edit: I vote for a thread title change. It's really a general comedic moments thread more than things a character wouldn't say (the old thread went the same way as well).
Ronin Aquila
2005-12-29, 09:51
Hear Hear.
Youko: Sorry Irina but...
Irina: What?
Youko: You're real parents is not as you can imagine...
Irina: ?
Youko: To Tell the truth, you're real mother living in Dark Valley
Irina: No...
Youko: Irina, your real mother is Midori
XD, no it is just i think it will never happens XD
Akuma-sama
2005-12-29, 10:22
Hn... now that I look at them, there IS a ressemblance :twitch:
MakotoFatora
2005-12-29, 10:54
Hn... now that I look at them, there IS a ressemblance :twitch:
You JUST now noticed? :eek:
Radiosity
2005-12-29, 11:31
Not everyone has your fixation with Midori MakoFato ;)
-KarumA-
2005-12-29, 11:33
Episode 6, in the swimming pool
Ernstin: How unexpected seeing Arika like this..
Nina : *sighs* Thos two are just plain stupid
Ernstin: *yelps as something strokes her from behind,turns around and looks at Nina*
...
Ernstin : Nina-chan?
That wont do Nina-chan, we're both girls..
But if its Nina-chan , i'm gladly
Nina: *puts her finger on her lips and shushes while blushing a bitt*
Natsuki : Shizuru.. what's this strange red liquid you give to me everyday?
Episode 6, in the swimming pool
Ernstin: How unexpected seeing Arika like this..
Nina : *sighs* Thos two are just plain stupid
Ernstin: *yelps as something strokes her from behind,turns around and looks at Nina*
...
Ernstin : Nina-chan?
That wont do Nina-chan, we're both girls..
But if its Nina-chan , i'm gladly
Nina: *puts her finger on her lips and shushes while blushing a bitt*
that reminds me of this :
*forget who posted it.. from the old thread*
Shizuru: *smiles demurely as she touches Natsuki's shirt and adjusts it* After all this is over we're moving to Lillian gokuen and I'm gonna make you my petit soeur.
Natsuki: *blushes* Onee-sama.... :D
duster_Fukku
2005-12-29, 15:01
I have been looking for that marimite one....:D
Yeah, it made me ROFLTMAO for quite a long time :D
Come to think of it, I think it was posted by Kourin.. or Kieli? :rolleyes:
Yeah, it made me ROFLTMAO for quite a long time :D
Come to think of it, I think it was posted by Kourin.. or Kieli? :rolleyes:
Probably by Kourin...she's got a mind for Marimite :D
Haruka: "I give up. From now on I will never do anything before thinking twice. Moreover, I will never yell again. And Shizuru is better than me."
Yukino: *any sentence which does not include "Haruka-chan!"*
Nao: "I gave all my money for charity yesterday. I only left myself enough to buy presents for all my friends and classmates."
Mikoto: "I love dogs. And I prefer sleeping on Mashiro's chest rather than on Mai's"
Natsuki: "Materialise!"
Ronin Aquila
2005-12-29, 19:08
Christmas is over, I know, but still:
Nao: Joy To The World. Peace One Earth And Good Will To All Men. ;)
Christmas is over, I know, but still:
Nao: Joy To The World. Peace One Earth And Good Will To All Men. ;)
You're right she'd never say that, especially the part of Good will to all Men.
Ronin Aquila
2005-12-29, 19:40
You're right she'd never say that, especially the part of Good will to all Men.
Hey, if she choses to apply her sick-and-twisted views to ALL neighbourhoods OUTSIDE the shitty one she comes from, where there are nice people you DON'T need to Snarl At, Bully and Trick to get what you want; her loss not ours. ;)
ranchan13
2005-12-29, 20:03
Mikoto: Mai's cooking is horrid, from now on, I'll only eat the Spicey Curry in the cafeteria
Mai: Tate's all your's Shiho
Shiho: I don't want him, you take him
Mai: But you're his "little sister"
Shiho: Exactly, siblings can't date, so he's all yours
Mai: Hey Natsuki, you want Tate?
Natsuki: No thanks, I'm a bit preoccupied with Shizuru, every night.
Mai: Akira?
Akira: I'm not gay
Mai: Exactly, we all know you're a girl, so please take Tate
Akira: B-b-but I only want Takumi
Mai: Will anyone please take Tate away, I can't stand him!
Reito: I'll love him dearly.
Tatiana Razajev
2005-12-29, 20:48
Arika: I only appeared for ten seconds in My-HiME and I still got more money than those other girls! *Sticks out tounge*
Yukariko: I will be the main character of the next HiME series, I will call it Sister HiME!
Mai: I haven't appeared in Otome yet because I'm still doing my hair! I need to look pretty for my dramatic entrance.
Heh nice to see some of my old ones reposted. I need to remember some of them myself though.
Tempest35
2005-12-29, 21:15
*shivers* ...ugh, that's just wrong...XD
Here's a very simple one - I hope no one minds. ^^
Mikoto: I'm Full. (applies to neko-version as well)
And now for my lil section called Scene Outtakes!
Ep 3
- Kagu-shrine
TAKE #1
Mikoto: *battling with the Child, performs her high leap and ... slips as she lands right on her head* OWW~! @.@
Mai: Mikoto! Are you okay?
Mikoto: uuuuu~ *eyes swirly*
- Kagu-chan's entrance
TAKE #1
*pillar of fire appears after Mai pulls out Kagutsuchi's Sealing Sword. The massive inferno parts to reveal the rising head of Kagutsuchi*
Mai: *acts surprised as hell while carrying Takumi actor* Na-NANI!?
Kagutsuchi: ... *suddenly the head slids forward 3 feet before falling down completely as noise of a crane also falling is heard throughout the set*
Mai: ... eh...? *still suspended from the wires* Where's Kagu-chan?...*seens a piece of floating paper that came from the dummy and catches it* *starts to laugh* Out to lunch!?
Director: Cut! C'mon guys! It's only the HEAD! Can't the crane supports hold it!?
Stage Hand: We wouldn't have to if you guys would only get the eight cows a day like that damn dragon asked for!!
TAKE #2
Mai: *still holding Takumi actor* Na-Nani!? Who-WHOA! *loses grip on Takumi as he slides out of her grip*
Takumi: NOOOOO~! *falls just outside the 'Ring of Fire'* OWW!
Mai: Aaa-chaa~ *hits head with her hand* *very embarrassed* Sorry~!
Kagutsuchi: -the real one- *smirks*
Mai: Oh hush you!
TAKE #3
Mai: *now holding Takumi stunt double doll* Na-Nani!?
Kagutsuchi: *head slowly turns to look at Mai and leans closer to her, causing her to pull back* ... *about to make its whale sounds when...*
Duran: ACHOO~!
Director: CUT! *everyone looks at Duran*
Natsuki: Duran, you okay? *kneels down beside Duran*
Duran: *shaking his head back and forth, gives a loud cough and walks off*
Natsuki: :heh: ... he's got a cold?
Director: Can we PLEASE get done with this scene already!?
Mikoto: Yeah, I'm hungry!
Mai: It's not your turn for a line, Mikoto.
Mikoto: *angry* But I AM hungry! *pout*
TAKE #~6
Kagutsuchi: *after talking to Mai in its whale language, surveys the scene and sees Mikoto, Natuski, and Duran, who's on his haunches, scratching at his head*
*sweatdrops*
Director: CUT!
TAKE #~12
*after Kagu-chan makes his 'mark' on the island*
Mikoto: *holding Mai by her shoulders* "Mai! Mai's so strong! Wow!"
Natsuki: *walks up to them* "You..."
Mai: *gives a weak smile before 'collapsing'*
Mikoto: "Mai! Hold on! Mai! Mai!!"
Director: ...and Cu-
Mai: "...I can HEAR YOU!" *surprises and grabs Mikoto and dunks her into the sand, laughing*
Natsuki: "Hey! You messed up the scene!" *gets splashed with sand* "Oh no, you're gonna get it!" *joins in on the two trying to dunk each other in the sand*
Assistant: ... should we re-shoot that one?
Director: ... nah, give the CG boys some more stuff to work with... *sighs*
Heh, I might do more...if I feel like it. ^^ v
LMAO!! I want whatever crack you're smoking. That was hilarious! :heh:
Tempest35
2005-12-29, 22:06
*bows* Thank you, thank you...*bows again*
Eppy/scene requests I'll take. v :D v
Tatiana Razajev
2005-12-29, 22:16
Mashiro: Miyu, prepare to die! Mikoto, I choose you!
Mikoto: Mikoto!
Miyu: Ha your Mikoto is no match for my Alyssa!
Alyssa: Alyssa!
Arika: Please stop this fighting! I'll have to stop this pointless fight myself. Nina, I chose you.
Nina: I'm not even an animal. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Shiho: What in the heck are they doing? Nao, put me down!
Captain Picard
2005-12-29, 23:55
I wrote that D&D one. It says my name a the very end if you need proof. Anyway, it's been a while, but I've decided to continue it. Here goes... (Collects alcohol for assistance)
Shizuru: OK, Mr. Birdman, so onto the case. I think you'll be able to get Yukino off on a techni...
*BZZZZZARRT*
Nagi: Dude! The universe just collapsed in on itself!
Randall Flagg: Dude!
Nagi: Dude!
Randall Flagg: Dude!
Nagi: Dude!
Randall Flagg: Dude!
Nagi: Dude!
Randall Flagg: Dude!
Nagi: Dude!
Randall Flagg: ... This is getting a bit old, don't you think?
Nagi: Yeah, I guess. Still, what the hell are we going to do now? HOW the hell are we going to do Nao? With the universe having ended, we're some of the few things still left alive.
Randall Flagg: Alive? Nagi...
Nagi: ARGUABLY alive. Alive in human terms.
Randall Flagg: OK. Maybe this guy can help us out.
Nagi: What guy? You mean the guy sitting behind a desk about 20 feet away from us whose name is Kronos and nobody will ever get the reference?
*Mr. Daly dies of the bad writing*
Kronos: And now for something, completely different.
---
Renji: And then his desk totally exploded! Just like that! After this, Nagi and Flagg went to a new world made of pizza, where they met the original pink Power Ranger, George Bush Sr., A living carpet, Ryu Hayabusa, Chuck Norris,...
Ichigo: What the hell? This is the stupidest god damn story I've ever heard, even moreso than those idiotic Golden Shinigami Cup things that appear at the end of every episode!
Rukia: Yeah, seriously, what the hell?
Komamura: I'll continue it!
All: NO!
Kenpatchi: I'm continuing it! GOT IT!?!?
All: ...ok...
Kenpatchi: OK, so they were just at the courtroom...
---
Shizuru: What the hell is this! You guys have pissed me off too many times! Let's fight to the death!
Yukino: Oh yeah? Well I shoudl tell you that I recently exchanged my lame spying stuff for a sword!
Natsuki: You waste way too much time on plot development, Yukino! I'm not even going to say how come I have this 9 foot greatsword! Let's fight!
Harvey Birdman: Come on, you dumb shits! I have two huge-ass swords! This is going to be so easy to kill you guys that (Rukia: Isn't that improper grammar) I will fall asleep while doing it!
Mai: Oh yeah? Well I have three huge ass swords! Like Zoro from One Piece! I have the DragonSlayer in my mouth, and that's my smallest sword!
Nao: Oh yeah? Well I have four huge-ass swords, and the DragonSlayer is my smallest sword too, and it's in my...
Catgirls: Oh Captain Picard you did NOT just go there! *Moderates rest of Kenpatchi's story*
Captain Picard: Alright, that's it. We're fixing this story up right here and now before we get moderated a hell of a lot more. Bleach characters, you guys are out of the story. Except for you. You can stay. Back to the canyon, where all this started to fall to pieces.
Shizuru: Alright, well, we were all in the canyon being SURROUNDED by 40 Orcs, NAO. What will you guys do?
Mai: I cast Fireburst.
Shizuru: What does Fireburst do?
Mai: I don't know. Give me the Player's Handbook.
Shizuru: *sigh* Well, here you go. Anyway, Natsuki, what will you do?
Natsuki: Full Attack. I'm shooting all the ones threatening Mai.
Mai: It's not in here. It must be in Complete Arcane.
Shizuru: God damn it... *Gives Mai Complete Arcane*
Yukino: Can I be there yet?
Shizuru: Yeah, you can hear the fight.
Nao: I'm going to look for a diplomatic solution.
Yukino: I attack the Shadow!
Shizuru: There is no Shadow! Pay attention!
Nao: I rolled a 17 on my Diplomacy Check.
Mai: Actually, Fireburst sucks. I'm casting something else. Give me the PLayer's Handbook.
Natsuki: Is a 14 good to hit them?
Yukino: What is there then? I attack the strongest looking thing.
Mikoto: According to Dragon Magazine issue #243 (pg 133-135), Orcs are afraid of tribal idols. Therefore, I'm going to attempt to persuade them than Miroku is a Tribal Idol, as per the rules outlined in the alternate usage of the Contemplative Weapon Focus Feat introduced in Species of Darkness (Copyright T$R 1996), and detailed further in Dragon Magazine issue #356 (pg 43-44). I most definitely will succeed, ending the encounter and giving me extra experience points for my cunning.
---
Nagi: And that, class, is how Shizuru went completely batshit insane.
Student 2: What about the orcs?
Nagi: Shut up!
Student 2: What if he's got a pointed stick?
Nagi: Shut up!
---
*2 exhausting hours later...*
Shizuru: God damn... Captain Picard needs to stop making these so long...
Natsuki: Wait, who's Captain Picard?
Nao: I'm not sure, but I'm certain that he is incredibly witty, intelligent, and manly, and I most certainly find him sexually attractive.
Natsuki: What the hell are you saying, Nao?
Nao: I... I don't know...
Mai: It's like everything we say and do is being controlled by some nerdy kid up way past his bedtime on the other side of the world...
Nao: I'm scared. *To Shizuru* Hold me!
Shizuru: :D
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
Sexy thing you...
Nao: On second thought...
Narrator: Will it continue? Only time - and a lack of homework - can tell
ranchan13
2005-12-30, 00:48
Here's a couple Family Guy insertions
Peter: I was thinking that maybe we should send Meg to a Private School
Brian: Remember what happened the last time we did that?
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Yukariko: We have a new transfer today class, her name is Meg Griffen
Meg: Uh hi, I hope we can all be good friends
Nina: No one here can be friends, we're all rivals.
Meg: Huh?
Nina: Yukariko-sensei, can we give her a demonstration?
Yukariko: That's a lovely idea Nina, we'll let her have a Mai battle.
Nina: Materialize
Meg: What the
*Nina beats Meg to a pulp*
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Peter: Oh yeah, that's right
Brian: Or how about that time Lois substituted?
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Kei: Excuse me, teacher, can you help me with my homework?
Lois: Why certainly, what class
Kei: Sex ed
Lois: Oh, I see, well what kind of help do you need
Kei: Well, Mizuho sensei always let me..... (censored for mods)
Lois: ....................
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Peter: Right, right, isn't she still on bail for assault?
Akuma-sama
2005-12-30, 01:11
ROFLMAO
Picard, you are downright INSANE.
I guess I have to post another one...
Akira: "♫Watashi, Kunoichi, ninin ga Akira desu~ Miranai dakedo Ninja no michi o masashigura♪" (Singing the song of Ninin ga Shinobuden)
Miyu, Rei-like: "...Alyssa... I wish to be one with you."
Alyssa: "Chirp?"
*goes off humming "♫I believe in miracles♪"*
LMAO! Picard is a GENIUS (oh how I miss D&D.........jeeeesusss)
Picard, that, was fantastic. +1 Rep.
Rachridgeback
2005-12-30, 10:52
Reito: Hi, I'm Kanzaki Reito! You may remember me from such criminal charges as: "Hey, that guy stalks me," or "Stop ****ing my goat!"
Tate: I do not own you, but I do pwn you. My name is Mr. Unimportant, and I. AM. CANADIAN!
Captain Picard
2005-12-30, 12:07
I'm too tired to do another one right now, and plus it's too early, but here's this independant one I came up with:
Nagi (In Episode 16):
HiME Star...
Your HiME Star...
The HiME Star goes POP!
HiME Star...
You think it's over,
But the HiME Star won't stop.
If you don't get that, I'm sending the mafia to your house BEFORE they appear em masse in my next installment.
Nagi (In Episode 16):
HiME Star...
Your HiME Star...
The HiME Star goes POP!
HiME Star...
You think it's over,
But the HiME Star won't stop.
I don't get it... :uhoh:
TruongDinh
2005-12-30, 18:10
Nao(as Juliet): O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
(I suck at being funny :( )
Nao(as Juliet): O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
(I suck at being funny :( )
Not true, I think it is funny. And then when the "Romeo" shows up she will say "I was just kidding, get the hell out of here, you loser!" Talk about a tragic love story...:heh:
TruongDinh
2005-12-30, 18:24
Not true, I think it is funny. And then when the "Romeo" shows up she will say "I was just kidding, get the hell out of here, you loser!" Talk about a tragic love story...:heh:
I first thought it was funny but then i remember she lure male to her so then I thought it wasn't funny but now you add the funny part in :D
USCPharmacist
2005-12-30, 21:10
Mai:"I will be in the thirld season!!!"
Akuma-sama
2005-12-31, 00:14
Well, this idea attacked me and wouldn't let go, so...
Sergei:
"♪It feels like I've been alone too long/ no girls around, the guys were wondering
Needing some way... to release it...
Looked in the kitchen, saw some crisco oil and that's when my blood started to boil...
Oh~ yeah~...♫"
"♪Ow~ Ow~ ow~~♫" "Uh oh..."
"♪Ow~ Ow~ ow~~♫" "Oh god, what did I just do?!"
(Repeat)
"♪No one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true.
I wanted to hump something// I didn't know what to do~
It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around...
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can't get it out!♫"
"♪Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, got it turned up in there all the way/
Stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no... can't-can't...someone come help me ow~♫"
"♪It's turnin' purple all the feeling's gone now where did I put that friggin' phone
Dialin' ni~ine... one one...♫" *Phone ringing*
"♪Please pick up, I'm in a lot of pain; this was s'posed to feel but now I'm sufferin'
Oh, please answer...♫"
Chie:
"You've reached Guarderobe, what is your emergency?"
Sergei:
"♪Ow~ Ow~ Ow~♫"
Chie:
"Uh... Moshi Moshi?"
Sergei:
"♪Ow~ Ow~ Ow~♫"
Chie:
"Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Sergei:
"♪No one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true.
I wanted to hump something// I didn't know what to do~♫"
Chie:
"Er..."
Sergei:
"♪It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around...
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can't get it out!♫"
Chie:
"♪Got your weenie in a bottle, oh my
You must be a really lonely guy...
Got your weenie in a bottle... *snicker*!
Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out...♫
Hey Nao, ths guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!"
Nao:
"what the---Is he stupid!?"
Chie:
"I dunno, but I have to see that--think Akane'd switch with me--oh, just a sec--
♪Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out.♫"
Nao:
"...how 'bout Shizuru-oneesama?"
Chie, wincing:
"That's cruel..."
Nao, shrugging:
"Nothing but Darwin at work, I'd say..."
(some time later)
Arika: "He's in here!"
Nina: "I'm breaking the door down--stand back! KYAH!"
*SMASH!*
Nina: "O-Otousama?!"
Erstin: *BLUSH and look away*
Arika: "S-Sergei?!"
Sergei: "Uh..."
Nao:
"♪No one wanted to be with him, and he was really dumb too...
He wanted to hump something---♫"
Sergei:
"♪I didn't know what to do!♫"
Nina & Arika:
"♪It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around...
He stuck his weenie in a bottle...♫"
Nina, downcast:
"♪And it's smaller than I thought...♫"
Shizuru:
"Ok, Corals, please step back, leave this matter to me."
Sergei:
"Ah... what are you going to do?"
Shizuru:
"...Emergency surgery." *Element summon*
Sergei:
:twitch: " N-No--NOOOOOO!!!!"
Nina:
"O..Otou--...Otousama?!"
:heh: As I said, the idea wouldn't let go...
Weenie in a bottle is an ACTUAL SONG, a parody of "Genie in a bottle"; I adapted it (barely, really) for Otome characters.
Right now, I'm also thinking about "Hot Biker Girl", Takeda singing about Natsuki on the song of "McDonald's Girl", another Parody I have... Otanoshimini :p
duster_Fukku
2005-12-31, 00:52
Well, this idea attacked me and wouldn't let go, so...
KAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! That just killed my stomach!!:heh: More Pls!!!!XD
Akuma-sama
2006-01-01, 00:07
Well, here goes nothing:
Kanzaki:
"So, Takeda-kun, you wanted to talk to me?"
Takeda:
"Ah, yes... Sempai, I... uh... I need help."
Kanzaki:
"Hnn? What's the problem?"
Takeda:
"...well... you see...
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl
She glares with words of cold violence (Oh, promises of harm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪I leave my Kendo practice every night
It's getting dark but the lamp posts all just light up the way
She turns the corner at the second light
I see her coming, and I think of what I want to say:♫
♪I love the light on your bike,
The sound it makes as it speeds
The pounding of its engine
Will you not roll on me please?♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl
She likes goodyear summer tires (Oh, so tender and warm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪She doesn't need to impress anyone
She doesn't try to be cool, she just is naturally
She likes to treat me as a simpleton
If I tell her how I feel, she simply won't let go!♫
♪Her hands are strong yet so cold,
Blocking the air that I crave,
I'm only 16 years old,
She'd like to send me to grave. ♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl (oh baby)
Her hands are strong as a vice (Oh, so tough and so warm)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪Ah, there she stands by the pool side
Her perfect figure, hugged so tightly by her swimsuit
If she knew how much I look at her
She'd hurt me 'till I'd have to stay at home for a week♫
♪And when she heads for the door
Her movements capture my eyes
Her butt I simply adore
I wish her body was mine♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl (oh baby)
Her body hot as a fire (oh, so tender and warm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫"
Takeda:
"So you see, Kanzaki-sempai... Kanzaki-sempai?"
Someone:
"He left a few verses ago, when I came in."
Takeda:
"AHH! Fujino-san! How long have you been listening?!"
Shizuru, darkly:
"Long enough..." *dark chuckle* "Kyohime."
At the meantime, Mai and Mikoto were in the process of baking a cake; this, of course, meant that while Mai was cooking, Mikoto was hovering around her, trying to sample what was coming from between her skilled hands as it did. Both of them froze when a horrifying screech came to their ears, coming from the school.
Mai:
"What the--what was that?"
Mikoto:
"Sounded like a fox being castrated by a giant squid."
Mai:
"Hn...'te haii?! Mikoto, where did you hear the sound of a fox being---never mind, I don't want to know."
This is on the song "McDonald's Girl", by the Barenaked Ladies; the version I'm using isn't the original, so some parts might fit oddly :eyebrow:
Well, this idea attacked me and wouldn't let go, so...
Sergei:
"♪It feels like I've been alone too long/ no girls around, the guys were wondering
Needing some way... to release it...
Looked in the kitchen, saw some crisco oil and that's when my blood started to boil...
Oh~ yeah~...♫"
"♪Ow~ Ow~ ow~~♫" "Uh oh..."
"♪Ow~ Ow~ ow~~♫" "Oh god, what did I just do?!"
(Repeat)
"♪No one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true.
I wanted to hump something// I didn't know what to do~
It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around...
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can't get it out!♫"
"♪Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, got it turned up in there all the way/
Stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no... can't-can't...someone come help me ow~♫"
"♪It's turnin' purple all the feeling's gone now where did I put that friggin' phone
Dialin' ni~ine... one one...♫" *Phone ringing*
"♪Please pick up, I'm in a lot of pain; this was s'posed to feel but now I'm sufferin'
Oh, please answer...♫"
Chie:
"You've reached Guarderobe, what is your emergency?"
Sergei:
"♪Ow~ Ow~ Ow~♫"
Chie:
"Uh... Moshi Moshi?"
Sergei:
"♪Ow~ Ow~ Ow~♫"
Chie:
"Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Sergei:
"♪No one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true.
I wanted to hump something// I didn't know what to do~♫"
Chie:
"Er..."
Sergei:
"♪It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around...
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can't get it out!♫"
Chie:
"♪Got your weenie in a bottle, oh my
You must be a really lonely guy...
Got your weenie in a bottle... *snicker*!
Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out...♫
Hey Nao, ths guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!"
Nao:
"what the---Is he stupid!?"
Chie:
"I dunno, but I have to see that--think Akane'd switch with me--oh, just a sec--
♪Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out.♫"
Nao:
"...how 'bout Shizuru-oneesama?"
Chie, wincing:
"That's cruel..."
Nao, shrugging:
"Nothing but Darwin at work, I'd say..."
(some time later)
Arika: "He's in here!"
Nina: "I'm breaking the door down--stand back! KYAH!"
*SMASH!*
Nina: "O-Otousama?!"
Erstin: *BLUSH and look away*
Arika: "S-Sergei?!"
Sergei: "Uh..."
Nao:
"♪No one wanted to be with him, and he was really dumb too...
He wanted to hump something---♫"
Sergei:
"♪I didn't know what to do!♫"
Nina & Arika:
"♪It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around...
He stuck his weenie in a bottle...♫"
Nina, downcast:
"♪And it's smaller than I thought...♫"
Shizuru:
"Ok, Corals, please step back, leave this matter to me."
Sergei:
"Ah... what are you going to do?"
Shizuru:
"...Emergency surgery." *Element summon*
Sergei:
:twitch: " N-No--NOOOOOO!!!!"
Nina:
"O..Otou--...Otousama?!"
:heh: As I said, the idea wouldn't let go...
Weenie in a bottle is an ACTUAL SONG, a parody of "Genie in a bottle"; I adapted it (barely, really) for Otome characters.
Right now, I'm also thinking about "Hot Biker Girl", Takeda singing about Natsuki on the song of "McDonald's Girl", another Parody I have... Otanoshimini :p
ROFFELILOFFELIMAO!!!! *dies* XD!!!
TruongDinh
2006-01-01, 03:11
xD That weenie in the bottle one is gonna be stuck in my head for a few days.
Akuma-sama
2006-01-01, 23:58
xD That weenie in the bottle one is gonna be stuck in my head for a few days.
Try not to sing it in public, you'll get wierd looks :p
duster_Fukku
2006-01-02, 00:16
Well, here goes nothing:
Kanzaki:
"So, Takeda-kun, you wanted to talk to me?"
Takeda:
"Ah, yes... Sempai, I... uh... I need help."
Kanzaki:
"Hnn? What's the problem?"
Takeda:
"...well... you see...
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl
She glares with words of cold violence (Oh, promises of harm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪I leave my Kendo practice every night
It's getting dark but the lamp posts all just light up the way
She turns the corner at the second light
I see her coming, and I think of what I want to say:♫
♪I love the light on your bike,
The sound it makes as it speeds
The pounding of its engine
Will you not roll on me please?♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl
She likes goodyear summer tires (Oh, so tender and warm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪She doesn't need to impress anyone
She doesn't try to be cool, she just is naturally
She likes to treat me as a simpleton
If I tell her how I feel, she simply won't let go!♫
♪Her hands are strong yet so cold,
Blocking the air that I crave,
I'm only 16 years old,
She'd like to send me to grave. ♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl (oh baby)
Her hands are strong as a vice (Oh, so tough and so warm)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪Ah, there she stands by the pool side
Her perfect figure, hugged so tightly by her swimsuit
If she knew how much I look at her
She'd hurt me 'till I'd have to stay at home for a week♫
♪And when she heads for the door
Her movements capture my eyes
Her butt I simply adore
I wish her body was mine♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl (oh baby)
Her body hot as a fire (oh, so tender and warm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫"
Takeda:
"So you see, Kanzaki-sempai... Kanzaki-sempai?"
Someone:
"He left a few verses ago, when I came in."
Takeda:
"AHH! Fujino-san! How long have you been listening?!"
Shizuru, darkly:
"Long enough..." *dark chuckle* "Kyohime."
At the meantime, Mai and Mikoto were in the process of baking a cake; this, of course, meant that while Mai was cooking, Mikoto was hovering around her, trying to sample what was coming from between her skilled hands as it did. Both of them froze when a horrifying screech came to their ears, coming from the school.
Mai:
"What the--what was that?"
Mikoto:
"Sounded like a fox being castrated by a giant squid."
Mai:
"Hn...'te haii?! Mikoto, where did you hear the sound of a fox being---never mind, I don't want to know."
This is on the song "McDonald's Girl", by the Barenaked Ladies; the version I'm using isn't the original, so some parts might fit oddly :eyebrow:
I... can't... breath...................!!! :heh: Bravo hearing, Mikoto!
TruongDinh
2006-01-02, 00:34
Try not to sing it in public, you'll get wierd looks :p Too late for that advice.... I was at Safeway(Name of a market) today and saw pickle in a bottle then I just sing the lyric and the female was staring and a kid was laughing(This is really true)........
The Bloodlust Kid
2006-01-02, 03:38
Midori: Gaktenou!
*Gaktenou jumps out of portal along with Mai-HiME's Natsuki*
HiME Natsuki: Waaaah!
Otome Natsuki: What the?...
Otome Shizuru: Well...this could get interesting....fufufu...
*Mai-HiME's Shizuru is thrown out of the same portal*
HiME Shizuru: Kiyaaaa!
Otome Natsuki: Oh great! One Shizuru is enough already!
Otome Shizuru: ........*murderous look*
USCPharmacist
2006-01-02, 12:06
Midori: Gaktenou!
*Gaktenou jumps out of portal along with Mai-HiME's Natsuki*
HiME Natsuki: Waaaah!
Otome Natsuki: What the?...
Otome Shizuru: Well...this could get interesting....fufufu...
*Mai-HiME's Shizuru is thrown out of the same portal*
HiME Shizuru: Kiyaaaa!
Otome Natsuki: Oh great! One Shizuru is enough already!
Otome Shizuru: ........*murderous look*
Well the Chinese saying goes...One mountain cannot hide two tigers....
Well, here goes nothing:
Kanzaki:
"So, Takeda-kun, you wanted to talk to me?"
Takeda:
"Ah, yes... Sempai, I... uh... I need help."
Kanzaki:
"Hnn? What's the problem?"
Takeda:
"...well... you see...
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl
She glares with words of cold violence (Oh, promises of harm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪I leave my Kendo practice every night
It's getting dark but the lamp posts all just light up the way
She turns the corner at the second light
I see her coming, and I think of what I want to say:♫
♪I love the light on your bike,
The sound it makes as it speeds
The pounding of its engine
Will you not roll on me please?♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl
She likes goodyear summer tires (Oh, so tender and warm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪She doesn't need to impress anyone
She doesn't try to be cool, she just is naturally
She likes to treat me as a simpleton
If I tell her how I feel, she simply won't let go!♫
♪Her hands are strong yet so cold,
Blocking the air that I crave,
I'm only 16 years old,
She'd like to send me to grave. ♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl (oh baby)
Her hands are strong as a vice (Oh, so tough and so warm)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫
♪Ah, there she stands by the pool side
Her perfect figure, hugged so tightly by her swimsuit
If she knew how much I look at her
She'd hurt me 'till I'd have to stay at home for a week♫
♪And when she heads for the door
Her movements capture my eyes
Her butt I simply adore
I wish her body was mine♫
♪I am in love with the hot biker girl (oh baby)
Her body hot as a fire (oh, so tender and warm~)
I am in love with the hot biker girl
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha
She is an angel on a Sporty V8 Yamaha♫"
Takeda:
"So you see, Kanzaki-sempai... Kanzaki-sempai?"
Someone:
"He left a few verses ago, when I came in."
Takeda:
"AHH! Fujino-san! How long have you been listening?!"
Shizuru, darkly:
"Long enough..." *dark chuckle* "Kyohime."
At the meantime, Mai and Mikoto were in the process of baking a cake; this, of course, meant that while Mai was cooking, Mikoto was hovering around her, trying to sample what was coming from between her skilled hands as it did. Both of them froze when a horrifying screech came to their ears, coming from the school.
Mai:
"What the--what was that?"
Mikoto:
"Sounded like a fox being castrated by a giant squid."
Mai:
"Hn...'te haii?! Mikoto, where did you hear the sound of a fox being---never mind, I don't want to know."
This is on the song "McDonald's Girl", by the Barenaked Ladies; the version I'm using isn't the original, so some parts might fit oddly :eyebrow:
I fall from my chair when Shizuru appeared... *lol* nice work!! *faint*
For Mai HiME... how about, "Angst? What's angst?" =P
MattAlchemy
2006-01-05, 01:20
Arika saying to Sergey slowly:
Hello! I love you... You love me...
Let's get together to kiss and see.
With a great big hug
and just for me and you.
Won't you say I love you too.
Sergey's reply: *slap*
Shizuru : I must admit that Maria is hotter than me...
Maria : Great! Now that you realize it, give me those skin-tight-robe of yours!
*and Shizuru gives it..*
Mikoto(Cat): I miss Mai T_T *cry* I hope she will be here by now T_T
and I miss Mai too XD
MattAlchemy
2006-01-06, 00:45
Mikoto(Cat): I miss Mai T_T *cry* I hope she will be here by now T_T
and I miss Mai too XD
That's funny!
Mashiro is all like "What?! You talked!:twitch: "
Captain Picard
2006-01-06, 15:10
*Guarderobe is being shot into pieces by opposing armies. Natsuki is standing by her window watching the destruction outside*
Arika: Come in... Come... In... Command...
Natsuki: Arinko? Arinko! Where are you?
Arika: I'm here.
Natsuki: What are you planning to do?
Arika: I'm ending this war.
Narrator: OK. That's it. No more new episodes until Mai-HiME Season 3.
----
Captain Picard: What the hell is that?
Fencedude: This sucks!
Edible: But not as much as...
*Censored to avoid flaming*
Edible: ...does!
All: *Hearty laughter*
Fencedude: Hey, Picard. *Mods Picard*
EDIT: After some thought, I decided I may want to clarify that this is just a joke, and should be taken that way.
That's funny!
Mashiro is all like "What?! You talked!:twitch: "
*LOL*
Mikoto (Cat) : Oops XD I mean!! Meow , Meow :D (I forgot... Im a cat now on this series XD)
D3athScythe
2006-01-07, 00:24
Mikoto(Cat): I miss Mai T_T *cry* I hope she will be here by now T_T
:D :D :D
Haha, good one!
duster_Fukku
2006-01-07, 10:41
Akane: "Screw Sunrise, I was never able to survive after 13 episodes..."
Kazu *smiles*: "What's wrong, Akane-chan?"
Akane *look at Kazu-kun*: "...and its ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
Captain Picard
2006-01-08, 00:58
Alright, I've finally figured out what happened to Mai in Otome. You see, it says she went into the forest and didn't come back, but now I present to you:
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
*Mai is sitting at a table in a tavern. An old man comes over to her*
Old man: You, Tokiha Mai, have a debt to pay.
Old man: You owe the God of the Black Valley your soul.
Old man: That was the agreement.
Old man: Time's up.
*Mai glances at her GEM in a mirror and starts to see blackness flood into it*
Old man: You are a marked Otome, Mai-chan.
Mai: So there is a God... That's interesting.
*Mai escapes the old man, but is later arrested in Artai*
Nagi: Pearl robe, broken GEM, no master... You've got to be the worst Otome I've ever heard of.
Mai: Ah yes, but you have heard of me!
*Natsuki burst in*
Natsuki: Mai, we've come to break you out! Meet us out front!
*Scrambling around, zany fights, and shenenigans*
Shizuru: We're ready!
Natsuki: We've got to wait for Mai! I can't leave without her!
Mai: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Mai rushes towards Natsuki with dozens of SLAVEs following her*
Natsuki: Never mind, let's go!
And that's the last time anyone ever saw Mai.
...
Sorry, it's late.
MattAlchemy
2006-01-08, 01:50
Alright, I've finally figured out what happened to Mai in Otome. You see, it says she went into the forest and didn't come back, but now I present to you:
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
*Mai is sitting at a table in a tavern. An old man comes over to her*
Old man: You, Tokiha Mai, have a debt to pay.
Old man: You owe the God of the Black Valley your soul.
Old man: That was the agreement.
Old man: Time's up.
*Mai glances at her GEM in a mirror and starts to see blackness flood into it*
Old man: You are a marked Otome, Mai-chan.
Mai: So there is a God... That's interesting.
*Mai escapes the old man, but is later arrested in Artai*
Nagi: Pearl robe, broken GEM, no master... You've got to be the worst Otome I've ever heard of.
Mai: Ah yes, but you have heard of me!
*Natsuki burst in*
Natsuki: Mai, we've come to break you out! Meet us out front!
*Scrambling around, zany fights, and shenenigans*
Shizuru: We're ready!
Natsuki: We've got to wait for Mai! I can't leave without her!
Mai: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Mai rushes towards Natsuki with dozens of SLAVEs following her*
Natsuki: Never mind, let's go!
And that's the last time anyone ever saw Mai.
...
Sorry, it's late.
Whatever happened to Tate?:heh:
Tate: Now that Mai is gone, I can be free all I want! Where's shiho heehee!
Arika: Whoa who are you? You look familiar, like from Fuka Gakuen...
*Akira see's Tate*
Akira: You! "Senpai skill - Tee, Aye, Tee, Eee! Formation!"
*ZAP!*
Akira: Wow you changed!
Tate: Oh my, I got spiky hair... "
Shizuru: Wear these clothes. They make you look better!
Tate: WHAT?!
Natsuki: I will call you Sergay.
Tate: Sergay?! How about Sergey.
Natsuki: HAH! Fine!
Sergey: Now I am Sergey.
Arika: Sheesh now I know why Nagi hangs around and knows you alot... *MH rememberance*
And that's how Tate lived his life.
shinigami1101
2006-01-08, 06:39
LOLZ!!!!! That would answer alot of questions.
And that's how Tate lived his life.
Lol poor Tate XD
duster_Fukku
2006-01-08, 23:27
*nod* Neverless, poor Mai.;)
Tempest35
2006-01-09, 20:44
Now for random moments with the Cast of Mai Oto-HiME and some bloopers of past Eps.
Natsuki: ... how come I have no raving, insane fangirls following me everywhere I go and try to confess their love like Shizuru...
Shizuru: *sips tea* That's easy. ^_^ I don't hand out their report cards.
Natsuki: *slumps* ...true...
Shizuru: ^^ Don't worry, I'll be more than happy to be a raving insane fangirl for my Natsuki-chan. *snuggles*
Natsuki: ... *sighs* in all honesty Shizuru, I was hoping for a little more 'variety' y'know?
Shizuru: *leaves and comes back dressed as Duran again* Bark bark! ^^
Natsuki: *head hits the table* Not THAT kind of 'variety'!!
~*~
Aoi: *walks up to Chie* ... um...what ARE you doing...?
Chie: *wearing a tuxedo, complete with cape, hat, and mask* Waiting for my audition. *winks and points her blue rose at Aoi, speaking in her 'deep' voice* Be strong Sailor Moon...
Aoi: ...*blinks* ara...?
*off camera laughter*
~*~
*Kazuya about to make his 'grand entrance' to stop Akane's Meister Ceremony. He heaves on the door but the things won't open. Tries again to 'dramatically' slam the doors open but they're locked tight*
Kazuya: *remembers his lines and shouts them through the door and bangs on it while everyone inside the building is holding back laughter* AKANE!! DON'T DO IT!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T MARRY HIM!!!
Director: Cut!!! Who locked those doors!?
~*~
Nina: *slamming open the door to Yohko-sensei's office, carrying Arika on her shoulder* Yohko-sensei! *the door swing back shut in her face* ... crap.
~*~
Chie: ... *finds Shiho's weird voodoo thingy* ... the heck is this suppose to be...?
Nao: Oh~! *very pleased, cat-like smirk* Seems like Shiho misses her 'Oniichan' a lot more than she lets on...
Chie: What are you talking about?
Nao: *walks away, still smirking* ... just turn the crank.
*five seconds later*
Chie: THE HELL *IS* THIS!?
~*~
...and something extra...
Y'know, someone should make a 'You Know You're a Shizuru Fan When...' kinda lists but have them compare to Tomoe for the grades. :D If you beat out Tomoe, the world should lock you in an assylum pronto. :p
Akuma-sama
2006-01-09, 21:00
Nao: Oh~! *very pleased, cat-like smirk* Seems like Shiho misses her 'Oniichan' a lot more than she lets on...
Chie: What are you talking about?
Nao: *walks away, still smirking* ... just turn the crank.
*five seconds later*
Chie: THE HELL *IS* THIS!?
XDDDDD!!!!
Hylarious. Pure gold. And Nina whacking her face... *snicker*
~~~~~~~
More outtakes...
Episode 6, start:
Nina, after getting poked: "W-What?"
Arika: "...I found Nina-chan's weakness!" *leaps*
Nina: "Ah--Ari---ahh,Arik--ArikaWhatAreYouTouching?!?"
Arika: "Ah... oops?"
Director: *Whacks head with clipboard*
Erstin: *blush*
Director: "Oh well, we can use that part of the take at least..."
~~~~~~~
Episode 1, Shizuru blasting the Slave:
Shizuru: *ZOOM* "...there seems to be something on your head."
Slave: "Uh?" *reaches up to poke the pole; the pole breaks, the street breaks, the surrounding buildings fall apart, even the lamp posts are sliced and diced...
...but the slave is intact.*
Director: "CUT! Viola!"
Shizuru: "Kannin na... it's not exactly easy to use these things, you know."
~~~~~~~
:D
*Kazuya about to make his 'grand entrance' to stop Akane's Meister Ceremony. He heaves on the door but the things won't open. Tries again to 'dramatically' slam the doors open but they're locked tight*
Kazuya: *remembers his lines and shouts them through the door and bangs on it while everyone inside the building is holding back laughter* AKANE!! DON'T DO IT!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T MARRY HIM!!!
Director: Cut!!! Who locked those doors!?
~*~
Chie: ... *finds Shiho's weird voodoo thingy* ... the heck is this suppose to be...?
Nao: Oh~! *very pleased, cat-like smirk* Seems like Shiho misses her 'Oniichan' a lot more than she lets on...
Chie: What are you talking about?
Nao: *walks away, still smirking* ... just turn the crank.
*five seconds later*
Chie: THE HELL *IS* THIS!?
haha, quality!
:p
Cracknut
2006-01-10, 08:34
Everytime Major Wong he makes a statement, everyone says:
YOU'RE WONG!!!! VERY, VERY WONG!!!!
Akuma-sama
2006-01-10, 12:18
ACK! BAD PUNS! :bash:
:p
Tempest35
2006-01-10, 17:39
Who would have the most outtakes imaginable...
Ooh, here's one for everyone who thinks of Sergay as a pimp. :p
Nina: *pulls out her birthday present of the gold chain* Ah~! *is very happy*
Arika: *pulls out a similar chain from her box o goodies* ...Hey I got one too!
Nina: Huh...?
Irina: Ehhh~ I got the same one for MY birthday! *pulls it from around her neck* See?
Nina: :twitch:
Girls: *everyone looks at Erstin*
Erstin: :heh: *pulls out a similar chain as well*
Nina: :eek: *runs*
~scene change to Nao's room where Chie and Akane are at too~
Nina: *bursts in* Onee-sama..! *stops and blinks*
Nao: *lounging on her bed, making a cat's cradle out of a very familiar chain* Eh, what's up Nina? Arika tickle you again?
Chie: *sees the chain in Nina's hand* Ah, cool! You got one too!
Nina: *Very confused* ...'too'?
Chie: *nods and pulls up the hem of her skirt to reveal the chain wrapped around her thigh, holding several blue stemmed roses against her leg* Kinda handy, doncha think? *winks*
Nina: :twitch:
Akane: *blushes* Chie! Why such a vuglar use for a beautiful chain!?
Nao: Oh come off it, Akane. 'snot like no one knows that you used YOUR chain to patch up your bra when one of the straps -
Akane: *turns RED* NAO, BE QUIET!! Mou~!
Nina: *runs again, leaving Nao and Chie laughing at Akane's face*
~*scene change to Natsuki's office*~
Nina: *runs in* Principle Natsuki! Principle Natsuki!
Natsuki: *turns around, fingering that same damn gold chain* Yes, what is it Coral Nina. *spies Nina's 'new' chain* Oh, you got one too? How nice. What are you going to use it for?
Nina: *about to go flipmode crazy* ...I'mgonnakillhim...!
Miss Maria: Strange, I seemed to get one too on MY last birthday...
Shizuru: YOU got one? *blinks, eyes marginally wider than usual*
Miss Maria: *glower* Is there something WRONG with that, Meister. Shizuru. Viola?
Shizuru: :heh: Nothing at all, Miss Maria. I think it's lovely that someone gives you presents... ^_^
*under her breath* at your age...
Natsuki: *ignoring them* Strange, I wonder who is doing all of this, they've managed to keep up for quite a while with all these presents - last year was hairclips...*small blush as she pats hers*
Nina: *cracks* Why!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!??? *scene fades out to a shot of the entire campus*
OTOU-SAMAAA~!!!!
~Scene change to Atari~
Sergay: Eh...? AA-CHOOO~!!! *lets loose a huge sneeze, right on Nagi's head* Ah! Duke! I'm so sorry...!
Nagi: *deadpanned look up at Sergay* That's NASTY, man. Well, hurry up and get something to clean me off!
Sergay: Yes! *runs* By the way, Do you know anything about 85 gold chains being ordered on MY creditcard?
Nagi: Eh? Why would I have something to do with that? It's your card.
Sergay: True...but still...I only needed one for Nina, what are the others for...
Nagi: *moves in his seat a bit to sit on his copy of the order form* I wonder if the other girls feel left out, getting presents from a bachelor of your elite standing...
Sergay: C'mon sir, they're just kids! Why would they want presents from me?
Nagi: Why indeed...
*looks at the camera* :p v
lone_wolf
2006-01-10, 20:09
Sergay: Yes! *runs* By the way, Do you know anything about 85 gold chains being ordered on MY creditcard?
Nagi: Eh? Why would I have something to do with that? It's your card.
Sergay: True...but still...I only needed one for Nina, what are the others for...
Nagi: *moves in his seat a bit to sit on his copy of the order form* I wonder if the other girls feel left out, getting presents from a bachelor of your elite standing...
Sergay: C'mon sir, they're just kids! Why would they want presents from me?
Nagi: Why indeed...
*looks at the camera* :p v
LMAO....this nearly killed me.:heh: This totally wins!!!
--Lone Wolf
Natsuki: Shizuru ....
Shizuru: Yes (blush)
Natsuki: I had a confession to make....
Shizuru: yes... what is it?
Natsuki: Shizuru ... im so sorry...
Shizuru: huh??
Natsuki: Im in love with Mai so.... I hope youll understand
Shizuru: ................
Natsuki: Err... Shizuru?? are you okey??
Shizuru: I... I cannot forgive you...
Natsuki: Wa-wait!! we can talk this over right??
Shizuru: YOUR MINE ONLY!! YOUR MINE!! NO ONE CAN TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU!! NO ONE ELSE BUT ME!! NO ONE ELSE BUT ME!
Natsuki: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! STOP IT!! STOP IT! IM JUST JOKING SHIZURU!!! XD
Shizuru; Re-really??
Natsuki: @_@
Shizuru: OHH my... im so sorry , you must be tired lets go back to your bed
Natsuki: *shock*Err... did you say... bed??
Shizuru: :D
Natsuki: Wai....ttt ..... *faint*
then the next morning :D you know what it happened XD
stupid idea hehehe :heh:
ranchan13
2006-01-12, 08:05
Sergei: Nina, I have a confession to make
Nina: What is it father?
Sergei: I am your father.
Nina: I know that father, you found me when I was abandoned and lonely on the streets, and took me in.
Sergei: No Nina, I am YOUR father, and Rina is your mother.
Nina: @_@
Sergei: Search your feelings, you know it to be true
Nina: @_@;;;
Sergei: We, uh, never told anyone cause I was 11 at the time
Nina: X_X
Arika: Hey, what's wrong with Nina
Sergei: Nothing Antsy, she just found out who her daddy was
Arika: Oh? So who was it
Sergei: I'm her daddy
Arika: @_@ PERVERT!!!!!
Erstin: Hey Erina, do you think that guy over there is hot?
Erina: Oh god yes, he's like so totally checking you out.
Erstin: He is, Oh I can't believe this
Erina: Shhh, he's coming this way
Akira: *looks at the girls funny and keeps walking*
Erina: He was so checking you out
Erstin: I can't believe this, this is so embarassing.
Nina: B-b-but, I wanted to do the Yuri with you Erstin
Erstin: But that guy is so hot
Akira: *turns around and shout* I am not a guy dammit!!!!
Erstin: Hey Erina, do you think that guy over there is hot?
Erina: Oh god yes, he's like so totally checking you out.
Erstin: He is, Oh I can't believe this
Erina: Shhh, he's coming this way
Akira: *looks at the girls funny and keeps walking*
Erina: He was so checking you out
Erstin: I can't believe this, this is so embarassing.
Nina: B-b-but, I wanted to do the Yuri with you Erstin
Erstin: But that guy is so hot
Akira: *turns around and shout* I am not a guy dammit!!!!
Rofl.:heh:
shinigami1101
2006-01-12, 10:19
Sergei: Nina, I have a confession to make
Nina: What is it father?
Sergei: I am your father.
Nina: I know that father, you found me when I was abandoned and lonely on the streets, and took me in.
Sergei: No Nina, I am YOUR father, and Rina is your mother.
Nina: @_@
Sergei: Search your feelings, you know it to be true
Nina: @_@;;;
Sergei: We, uh, never told anyone cause I was 11 at the time
Nina: X_X
Arika: Hey, what's wrong with Nina
Sergei: Nothing Antsy, she just found out who her daddy was
Arika: Oh? So who was it
Sergei: I'm her daddy
Arika: @_@ PERVERT!!!!!
Erstin: Hey Erina, do you think that guy over there is hot?
Erina: Oh god yes, he's like so totally checking you out.
Erstin: He is, Oh I can't believe this
Erina: Shhh, he's coming this way
Akira: *looks at the girls funny and keeps walking*
Erina: He was so checking you out
Erstin: I can't believe this, this is so embarassing.
Nina: B-b-but, I wanted to do the Yuri with you Erstin
Erstin: But that guy is so hot
Akira: *turns around and shout* I am not a guy dammit!!!!
ROFL! That was friggin hilarious!
Rachridgeback
2006-01-12, 15:33
Shizuru: Natsuki, there are Otomes fighting in Romulus and Remus.
Natsuki: Oh, surely you can't be serious!
Shizuru: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Akuma-sama
2006-01-12, 18:46
*whacks Rachridgeback*
Guess it had to be done... :rolleyes:
Sergei: Nina, I have a confession to make
Nina: What is it father?
Sergei: I am your father.
Nina: I know that father, you found me when I was abandoned and lonely on the streets, and took me in.
Sergei: No Nina, I am YOUR father, and Rina is your mother.
Nina: @_@
Sergei: Search your feelings, you know it to be true
Nina: @_@;;;
Sergei: We, uh, never told anyone cause I was 11 at the time
Nina: X_X
Arika: Hey, what's wrong with Nina
Sergei: Nothing Antsy, she just found out who her daddy was
Arika: Oh? So who was it
Sergei: I'm her daddy
Arika: @_@ PERVERT!!!!!
Erstin: Hey Erina, do you think that guy over there is hot?
Erina: Oh god yes, he's like so totally checking you out.
Erstin: He is, Oh I can't believe this
Erina: Shhh, he's coming this way
Akira: *looks at the girls funny and keeps walking*
Erina: He was so checking you out
Erstin: I can't believe this, this is so embarassing.
Nina: B-b-but, I wanted to do the Yuri with you Erstin
Erstin: But that guy is so hot
Akira: *turns around and shout* I am not a guy dammit!!!!
*lol* nice one , XD Sergay is her daddy :heh:
Glass Cannon
2006-01-12, 22:38
Shizuru: Natsuki, there are Otomes fighting in Romulus and Remus.
Natsuki: Oh, surely you can't be serious!
Shizuru: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Oh dear lord... I was laughing so hard... I love that movie XD; Just to imagine those two! I think the entire cast of HiME/Otome should just remake Airplane :twitch:
asthalanthil
2006-01-12, 22:54
Shizuru: Natsuki darling, pass the coffee please.
Shizuru: Natsuki darling, pass the coffee please.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Rachridgeback
2006-01-13, 15:53
Natsuki: *over the school intercom* Give me ham on five, hold the mayo!
Nina: Nervous? First time?
Erstin: :heh: No, I've been nervous lots of times!
Tempest35
2006-01-13, 17:05
This came to me at work - yes it might involve 'blashemy' of a certain 'couple' but hey, it's in good fun. :D v Explains why Sergay's as rich as he is at such a young age.
Shizuru: *just getting back from Romulus* Ah~ Good morning Natsuki! *throws back the large curtains*
Natsuki: *groans* ... Shi...zuru? *blinks* W-What are you doing back so early?
Shizuru: ^_^ Why, to see my beautiful Natsuki of course! *notices that the side of the bed beside Natsuki has been 'pressed' down more so than usual* ... ara...
Natsuki: *looks and freezes* :eek: ~Ah crap, this is bad - REALLY bad! I hope he got out already!~
Shizuru: Natsuki...what were you doing last night?
Natsuki: *full blush on* Wha-what was I d-doing? No one - I mean - NOTHING! NO-THING! Nothing at all! Just being bored as usual....yeah...being bored...
Shizuru: *gives look of doom* Natsuki~chan...you've been naughty, I can tell. You have coffee made instead of tea...*pulls out the onion stalk*
Natsuki: erk...:twitch:
~*Scene change to the backlawn*~
Sergay: *trying to run with half his clothes in his arms* 'When Shizuru is away ~ Natsuki must play' Geez, what a cheezy way to make a booty call at 11 PM. On my pager no less!
*Finally gets to the trees and mutters*
Being a gigolo aint easy...
*gets his breath and continues to dress*
okay, who's next...*takes out his list*
Fia of Cartleya - Otome to King Argoss...nice place; haven't been there in a while. ^^
USCPharmacist
2006-01-13, 21:36
Yoko:"Oh Shi- the Romulan and the Vulcan are fighting each other at the Neutral Zone!!!"
Natsuki:"What!!! I don't believe it, I bet the Klingon is somehow involved!"
Sergay:"Hey don't blame us, we signed a non aggression treaty, remember?"
Shizuru:"I agree, some of the colonies were ripped out of the planets, I don't think the klingon, the Romulan, or the Vulcan have that amount of power to do that...Acutally when I was in the Neutral Zone I encountered a cubicle ship..."
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Miyu:"Captain, the Borg ship has set a tractor beam on us."
Mai:"What they set up us the bom--I meant the tractor beam?"
Nagi:"We are the Borg, you will be assimulated, resistence is futile, all you base are belongs to us."
Arika:"Oh shi- wrong show, let me outta hereeeeeeeee!!!@$#@$"
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Next on Mai-Star Trek
Mashiro: I love you!!! *sparkling eyes*
Arika: *sweatdrop* :twitch:
duster_Fukku
2006-01-14, 02:41
Mashiro: "Aoi, schedule a meeting with the representatives, I'll have a peace talk with them about foreign peace policy and shipping involve with war initiative weapons. I can't risk my country and the future otomes in the choice of life and death. By the way, please take responsibility to clear out all the food in the kitchen, have the best chief in Windbloom cook some finest meal to the poors on the street. We will have Mikoto as our dinner tonight." *look out to the window, deeply concerned at the how dark the world is.*
Mashiro: "Aoi, schedule a meeting with the representatives, I'll have a peace talk with them about foreign peace policy and shipping involve with war initiative weapons. I can't risk my country and the future otomes in the choice of life and death. By the way, please take responsibility to clear out all the food in the kitchen, have the best chief in Windbloom cook some finest meal to the poors on the street. We will have Mikoto as our dinner tonight." *look out to the window, deeply concerned at the how dark the world is.*
O_O". Its so true....besides, Mikoto would be jumping in protest.:heh:
Akuma-sama
2006-01-14, 03:43
Ok, this one is pretty text heavy, but whatever, here goes
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[Novel mode]
The club's retentless beats faded nearly as soon as they crossed the threshold. Her guide, a somewhat mousy brunette wearing a glimmery black dress, led her deeper in the darkness of what felt like the VIP zone, despite the lack of any official sign; it showed in the atmosphere, in the stares she recieved at being guided down this zone by this girl...
...or perhaps it was her handgun, clearly visible and hanging from the holster on her belt? Or the fact that she, in her white hoodie and glamourless blue jeans, was obviously not here to party and clashed completely with the decor?
Naa, it was probaby the girl, and what it meant to those people. She was obviously a wallflower, but even the most innocent and pure daisy could become as lethal as Daphne berries when backed by a properly venomous snake.
She didn't let herself be intimidated by the morally ambiguous characters that surrounded her at the moment; there were very few things that unnerved Inspector Kuga Natsuki of the Tokyo Police Special Investigation Department (TPSID, though sometimes jokingly reffered to as "Tipsy", but never twice if there was one of her co-workers nearby), and low-life druggies and wannabe pimps.
The person she was going to see, though, she knew to be anything but a wannabe.
Her guide led her to a darkly lit room on the second floor that overlooked the club and the activity below, while maintaining an impossible air of secrecy and sensual silence. The first thins Natsuki noticed was the purple curtains hanging in the wide glassless window, which filtered the club's wild strobing lights enough to create a silver flame effect that was not entirely unappealing. The carpet and the walls hangings came next, lush and colored the same entrancing shade of purple as the curtains. On the former, a low set, ornate ebony table stood.
The third thing she noticed, though, was her.
Sitting comfortably on the middle seat of a dark-colored loveseat was her quarry, wearing a black dress, shining with glitter that seemed to be alternatively red and purple depending on the light that hit it, that was both form-fitting and cut to reveal plenty of alluringly slender legs and cleavage to catch more than mere looks without being indescent or crass. She had mid-back length brown hair and a refined soft face on which a small seductive smile appeared while her half-lidded stunningly red eyes looked at Natsuki up and down in an approving way that made her more than a little uncomfortable.
Her arms were deptively delicate-looking and tipped with soft hands adorned with a red jeweled ring for each, but while the left one was holding a small glass of what the open bottle on the table indicated to be high-quality red Martini, the other was sensuously playing in the hair of a young red-head that was either barely legal or not even that. The girl's olive-green eyes turned to glare at Natsuki in suspicion as soon as she entered and her mousy guide moved out of the way.
"Thank you, Yukino," her quarry, Fujino Shizuru, better known as Amethist, one of the most reputed and dangerous women in the underworld, said without looking away from her. The mousy girl, Yukino, perceptibely preened with approval, though she did not move from the corne she had gone to to fade out of mind.
Natsuki tolerated the inspection for a few more silent seconds, but when it became obvious to her that Fujino apparently didn't mind doing nothing but watch (for now), she opened her mouth to speak--
"May I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Fujino spoke at that very same moment, knocking her off balance. She had a strange accent, a polite Kyoto dialect that sounded both regal and informal at the same time.
"K-Kuga Natsuki--" Damn, why had she said that?! "Inspector Kuga Natsuki," she added after steeling herself.
The woman Natsuki was rapidly beginning to dislike gave a soft smile.
"My close friends call me Lady, or variations thereof," the hand stroking the red-head's hair gave a soft tug at the locks (causing an approving hiss from her), making it obvious who she considered her 'close friends' to be, "My friends call me Amethist. My enemies... well, they don't call me anything. If you so wish, you may call me Lady."
"I'll call you Fujino, then." Natsuki replied, earning herself an angry hiss from the enraptured redhead. Fujino seemed amused by what, to her, must have looked like an attempt to look tough.
Natsuki seethed mentally, though she kept her face diplomatically stony.
"Is there a reason for your visit, Kuga-san? I admit even I do not recieve visits from police inspectors very often... and even more uncommonly, inspectors of your beauty."
'Keep your hand away from that gun, Kuga-san! That is an order!' she told herself, then took a steeling breath that she hoped Fujino wouldn't notice (and if the small upward twitch on those lips was any indication, she had) and talked:
"I'm here about the death of one of your... close friends, a girl by the name of Tokiha Mai. Ring any bells?"
The brunette gave a throaty chuckle (most likely at her appelation, or perhaps at her 'insolence').
"Hmm... maybe it does, maybe it does not," she replied slowly, before taking a slow, languous sip of her Martini. "What would you have for me? I don't deal for free, even with the police---especially with the police. Although in your case, I may be willing to make an exception..."
"Can it." Natsuki growled, abandonning all pretexts of civility; the brunette's infuriating smile didn't vanish. "I want to know who would be interested in killing Tokiha, and it just so happens that she was one of your girls. If I find out she died on one of your stunts, I'll--"
"Stunts? What may you be talking about?" Fujino asked in false innocence. "You seem to believe I would send my girls to do criminal acts, Inspector. I am not like those low-lives who would think little of wasting lives for things as petty as drugs or money."
Fujino finished her drink with one final sip, softly put her glass on the table and stood up. If she had been beautiful sitting, she was simply stunning when upright, standing just a bit taller than Natsuki herself, and growing so intimidating the bluette found herself frozen where she stood.
"I rescued these girls, you see," she continued, taking slow assured steps around the table, her high heels making her hips gyrate hypnotically. "Yukino, for example, lacked assurance; she was bullied and mistreated by her boyfriend, who had thought of her as little more than an easy pick up, but never managed to raise a hand against him out of fear... now she's happy, and her boyfriend... has hopefully learned his lesson. If he hasn't, then he's not likely to ever learn anything."
"And Nao, here," she made a vague motion toward the redhead, whose eyes were kept captive by the brunette's movements, "nothing but a street urchin, abandonned by society and never given a chance to shine; when I found her, she had been getting ready to sell her body to the first disgusting pervert with money to spend. Now, she if there is something she'd want, all she needs to do is ask."
By now, she had stepped deeply in Natsuki's personal space, but the bluette still couldn't find a way to move back, away from this woman she knew both instinctively and rationally to be excessively dangerous. One ringed finger reached up and cupped the bluette's cheek; it felt as warm as the deepest inferno.
"You see, I am Amethist," she said in a throaty whisper, her ruby-colored eyes staring directly into Natsuki's sapphire-blue ones. "I love everyone, and everyone loves me. If you wish, I could show you..." she moved yet closer, the hand cupping Natsuki's cheek pulling her unresisting body forward until she was practically holding herself on the taller girl. She felt the brunette's hand move from her cheek to the back of her neck, under her hair, her warm breath softly caressing her ear, and--
Gasp
...and her pure white teeth giving a gentle nip at her earlobe.
"If you wish," she repeated softly; Natsuki felt her knees buckling. "I can show you why."
For a few seconds, a breathless Natsuki remained in the seductive snake's embrace, but before she could even reorganize her scrambled thoughts into something functional, the other woman released her, her hand tracing a line from her nape to her lips and leaving a trail of burning napalm as it did.
"Yukino," she said, "please escort miss Kuga outside; it appears she is... indisposed to continue this interview."
"Yes lady."
"And, Kuga-san... about Mai, you might want to look at the Minagi clan; last I heard, she was beggining to get involved with them, much to my dissaproval."
Yukino softly guided Natsuki out of the room, away from Fujino. Before she could leave, however, the underworld queen said parting words that would haunt Natsuki's thoughts for the next two months.
"You are welcome to come back, Inspector; hopefully, the next time will be in more pleasant conditions."
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Woo, that was tough, I don't write "sexy" very often :heh:
I'm almost tempted to post that one up as a one-shot...
And no, that's unfortunately not a preview for Mai∞HiME. Pity, hn? :heh:
duster_Fukku
2006-01-14, 17:58
O_O". Its so true....besides, Mikoto would be jumping in protest.:heh:
I know it's bad...
I know it's really really bad..........
Sergey: "I know I have been hiding the truth for so long. I finally decided to tell everyone about this guilt not becasue of my inner lilo monster finally awankend, but Tate, is acutally my true name...."
Ok, this one is pretty text heavy, but whatever, here goes
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[Novel mode]
The club's retentless beats faded nearly as soon as they crossed the threshold. Her guide, a somewhat mousy brunette wearing a glimmery black dress, led her deeper in the darkness of what felt like the VIP zone, despite the lack of any official sign; it showed in the atmosphere, in the stares she recieved at being guided down this zone by this girl...
...or perhaps it was her handgun, clearly visible and hanging from the holster on her belt? Or the fact that she, in her white hoodie and glamourless blue jeans, was obviously not here to party and clashed completely with the decor?
Naa, it was probaby the girl, and what it meant to those people. She was obviously a wallflower, but even the most innocent and pure daisy could become as lethal as Daphne berries when backed by a properly venomous snake.
She didn't let herself be intimidated by the morally ambiguous characters that surrounded her at the moment; there were very few things that unnerved Inspector Kuga Natsuki of the Tokyo Police Special Investigation Department (TPSID, though sometimes jokingly reffered to as "Tipsy", but never twice if there was one of her co-workers nearby), and low-life druggies and wannabe pimps.
The person she was going to see, though, she knew to be anything but a wannabe.
Her guide led her to a darkly lit room on the second floor that overlooked the club and the activity below, while maintaining an impossible air of secrecy and sensual silence. The first thins Natsuki noticed was the purple curtains hanging in the wide glassless window, which filtered the club's wild strobing lights enough to create a silver flame effect that was not entirely unappealing. The carpet and the walls hangings came next, lush and colored the same entrancing shade of purple as the curtains. On the former, a low set, ornate ebony table stood.
The third thing she noticed, though, was her.
Sitting comfortably on the middle seat of a dark-colored loveseat was her quarry, wearing a black dress, shining with glitter that seemed to be alternatively red and purple depending on the light that hit it, that was both form-fitting and cut to reveal plenty of alluringly slender legs and cleavage to catch more than mere looks without being indescent or crass. She had mid-back length brown hair and a refined soft face on which a small seductive smile appeared while her half-lidded stunningly red eyes looked at Natsuki up and down in an approving way that made her more than a little uncomfortable.
Her arms were deptively delicate-looking and tipped with soft hands adorned with a red jeweled ring for each, but while the left one was holding a small glass of what the open bottle on the table indicated to be high-quality red Martini, the other was sensuously playing in the hair of a young red-head that was either barely legal or not even that. The girl's olive-green eyes turned to glare at Natsuki in suspicion as soon as she entered and her mousy guide moved out of the way.
"Thank you, Yukino," her quarry, Fujino Shizuru, better known as Amethist, one of the most reputed and dangerous women in the underworld, said without looking away from her. The mousy girl, Yukino, perceptibely preened with approval, though she did not move from the corne she had gone to to fade out of mind.
Natsuki tolerated the inspection for a few more silent seconds, but when it became obvious to her that Fujino apparently didn't mind doing nothing but watch (for now), she opened her mouth to speak--
"May I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Fujino spoke at that very same moment, knocking her off balance. She had a strange accent, a polite Kyoto dialect that sounded both regal and informal at the same time.
"K-Kuga Natsuki--" Damn, why had she said that?! "Inspector Kuga Natsuki," she added after steeling herself.
The woman Natsuki was rapidly beginning to dislike gave a soft smile.
"My close friends call me Lady, or variations thereof," the hand stroking the red-head's hair gave a soft tug at the locks (causing an approving hiss from her), making it obvious who she considered her 'close friends' to be, "My friends call me Amethist. My enemies... well, they don't call me anything. If you so wish, you may call me Lady."
"I'll call you Fujino, then." Natsuki replied, earning herself an angry hiss from the enraptured redhead. Fujino seemed amused by what, to her, must have looked like an attempt to look tough.
Natsuki seethed mentally, though she kept her face diplomatically stony.
"Is there a reason for your visit, Kuga-san? I admit even I do not recieve visits from police inspectors very often... and even more uncommonly, inspectors of your beauty."
'Keep your hand away from that gun, Kuga-san! That is an order!' she told herself, then took a steeling breath that she hoped Fujino wouldn't notice (and if the small upward twitch on those lips was any indication, she had) and talked:
"I'm here about the death of one of your... close friends, a girl by the name of Tokiha Mai. Ring any bells?"
The brunette gave a throaty chuckle (most likely at her appelation, or perhaps at her 'insolence').
"Hmm... maybe it does, maybe it does not," she replied slowly, before taking a slow, languous sip of her Martini. "What would you have for me? I don't deal for free, even with the police---especially with the police. Although in your case, I may be willing to make an exception..."
"Can it." Natsuki growled, abandonning all pretexts of civility; the brunette's infuriating smile didn't vanish. "I want to know who would be interested in killing Tokiha, and it just so happens that she was one of your girls. If I find out she died on one of your stunts, I'll--"
"Stunts? What may you be talking about?" Fujino asked in false innocence. "You seem to believe I would send my girls to do criminal acts, Inspector. I am not like those low-lives who would think little of wasting lives for things as petty as drugs or money."
Fujino finished her drink with one final sip, softly put her glass on the table and stood up. If she had been beautiful sitting, she was simply stunning when upright, standing just a bit taller than Natsuki herself, and growing so intimidating the bluette found herself frozen where she stood.
"I rescued these girls, you see," she continued, taking slow assured steps around the table, her high heels making her hips gyrate hypnotically. "Yukino, for example, lacked assurance; she was bullied and mistreated by her boyfriend, who had thought of her as little more than an easy pick up, but never managed to raise a hand against him out of fear... now she's happy, and her boyfriend... has hopefully learned his lesson. If he hasn't, then he's not likely to ever learn anything."
"And Nao, here," she made a vague motion toward the redhead, whose eyes were kept captive by the brunette's movements, "nothing but a street urchin, abandonned by society and never given a chance to shine; when I found her, she had been getting ready to sell her body to the first disgusting pervert with money to spend. Now, she if there is something she'd want, all she needs to do is ask."
By now, she had stepped deeply in Natsuki's personal space, but the bluette still couldn't find a way to move back, away from this woman she knew both instinctively and rationally to be excessively dangerous. One ringed finger reached up and cupped the bluette's cheek; it felt as warm as the deepest inferno.
"You see, I am Amethist," she said in a throaty whisper, her ruby-colored eyes staring directly into Natsuki's sapphire-blue ones. "I love everyone, and everyone loves me. If you wish, I could show you..." she moved yet closer, the hand cupping Natsuki's cheek pulling her unresisting body forward until she was practically holding herself on the taller girl. She felt the brunette's hand move from her cheek to the back of her neck, under her hair, her warm breath softly caressing her ear, and--
Gasp
...and her pure white teeth giving a gentle nip at her earlobe.
"If you wish," she repeated softly; Natsuki felt her knees buckling. "I can show you why."
For a few seconds, a breathless Natsuki remained in the seductive snake's embrace, but before she could even reorganize her scrambled thoughts into something functional, the other woman released her, her hand tracing a line from her nape to her lips and leaving a trail of burning napalm as it did.
"Yukino," she said, "please escort miss Kuga outside; it appears she is... indisposed to continue this interview."
"Yes lady."
"And, Kuga-san... about Mai, you might want to look at the Minagi clan; last I heard, she was beggining to get involved with them, much to my dissaproval."
Yukino softly guided Natsuki out of the room, away from Fujino. Before she could leave, however, the underworld queen said parting words that would haunt Natsuki's thoughts for the next two months.
"You are welcome to come back, Inspector; hopefully, the next time will be in more pleasant conditions."
----------------------------------------------------------------
Woo, that was tough, I don't write "sexy" very often :heh:
I'm almost tempted to post that one up as a one-shot...
And no, that's unfortunately not a preview for Mai∞HiME. Pity, hn? :heh:
not nice to just tease and stop you know.... :p you have to take this up again sometime ;)
shinigami1101
2006-01-14, 22:33
Ok, this one is pretty text heavy, but whatever, here goes
----------------------------------------------------------------
[Novel mode]
The club's retentless beats faded nearly as soon as they crossed the threshold. Her guide, a somewhat mousy brunette wearing a glimmery black dress, led her deeper in the darkness of what felt like the VIP zone, despite the lack of any official sign; it showed in the atmosphere, in the stares she recieved at being guided down this zone by this girl...
...or perhaps it was her handgun, clearly visible and hanging from the holster on her belt? Or the fact that she, in her white hoodie and glamourless blue jeans, was obviously not here to party and clashed completely with the decor?
Naa, it was probaby the girl, and what it meant to those people. She was obviously a wallflower, but even the most innocent and pure daisy could become as lethal as Daphne berries when backed by a properly venomous snake.
She didn't let herself be intimidated by the morally ambiguous characters that surrounded her at the moment; there were very few things that unnerved Inspector Kuga Natsuki of the Tokyo Police Special Investigation Department (TPSID, though sometimes jokingly reffered to as "Tipsy", but never twice if there was one of her co-workers nearby), and low-life druggies and wannabe pimps.
The person she was going to see, though, she knew to be anything but a wannabe.
Her guide led her to a darkly lit room on the second floor that overlooked the club and the activity below, while maintaining an impossible air of secrecy and sensual silence. The first thins Natsuki noticed was the purple curtains hanging in the wide glassless window, which filtered the club's wild strobing lights enough to create a silver flame effect that was not entirely unappealing. The carpet and the walls hangings came next, lush and colored the same entrancing shade of purple as the curtains. On the former, a low set, ornate ebony table stood.
The third thing she noticed, though, was her.
Sitting comfortably on the middle seat of a dark-colored loveseat was her quarry, wearing a black dress, shining with glitter that seemed to be alternatively red and purple depending on the light that hit it, that was both form-fitting and cut to reveal plenty of alluringly slender legs and cleavage to catch more than mere looks without being indescent or crass. She had mid-back length brown hair and a refined soft face on which a small seductive smile appeared while her half-lidded stunningly red eyes looked at Natsuki up and down in an approving way that made her more than a little uncomfortable.
Her arms were deptively delicate-looking and tipped with soft hands adorned with a red jeweled ring for each, but while the left one was holding a small glass of what the open bottle on the table indicated to be high-quality red Martini, the other was sensuously playing in the hair of a young red-head that was either barely legal or not even that. The girl's olive-green eyes turned to glare at Natsuki in suspicion as soon as she entered and her mousy guide moved out of the way.
"Thank you, Yukino," her quarry, Fujino Shizuru, better known as Amethist, one of the most reputed and dangerous women in the underworld, said without looking away from her. The mousy girl, Yukino, perceptibely preened with approval, though she did not move from the corne she had gone to to fade out of mind.
Natsuki tolerated the inspection for a few more silent seconds, but when it became obvious to her that Fujino apparently didn't mind doing nothing but watch (for now), she opened her mouth to speak--
"May I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Fujino spoke at that very same moment, knocking her off balance. She had a strange accent, a polite Kyoto dialect that sounded both regal and informal at the same time.
"K-Kuga Natsuki--" Damn, why had she said that?! "Inspector Kuga Natsuki," she added after steeling herself.
The woman Natsuki was rapidly beginning to dislike gave a soft smile.
"My close friends call me Lady, or variations thereof," the hand stroking the red-head's hair gave a soft tug at the locks (causing an approving hiss from her), making it obvious who she considered her 'close friends' to be, "My friends call me Amethist. My enemies... well, they don't call me anything. If you so wish, you may call me Lady."
"I'll call you Fujino, then." Natsuki replied, earning herself an angry hiss from the enraptured redhead. Fujino seemed amused by what, to her, must have looked like an attempt to look tough.
Natsuki seethed mentally, though she kept her face diplomatically stony.
"Is there a reason for your visit, Kuga-san? I admit even I do not recieve visits from police inspectors very often... and even more uncommonly, inspectors of your beauty."
'Keep your hand away from that gun, Kuga-san! That is an order!' she told herself, then took a steeling breath that she hoped Fujino wouldn't notice (and if the small upward twitch on those lips was any indication, she had) and talked:
"I'm here about the death of one of your... close friends, a girl by the name of Tokiha Mai. Ring any bells?"
The brunette gave a throaty chuckle (most likely at her appelation, or perhaps at her 'insolence').
"Hmm... maybe it does, maybe it does not," she replied slowly, before taking a slow, languous sip of her Martini. "What would you have for me? I don't deal for free, even with the police---especially with the police. Although in your case, I may be willing to make an exception..."
"Can it." Natsuki growled, abandonning all pretexts of civility; the brunette's infuriating smile didn't vanish. "I want to know who would be interested in killing Tokiha, and it just so happens that she was one of your girls. If I find out she died on one of your stunts, I'll--"
"Stunts? What may you be talking about?" Fujino asked in false innocence. "You seem to believe I would send my girls to do criminal acts, Inspector. I am not like those low-lives who would think little of wasting lives for things as petty as drugs or money."
Fujino finished her drink with one final sip, softly put her glass on the table and stood up. If she had been beautiful sitting, she was simply stunning when upright, standing just a bit taller than Natsuki herself, and growing so intimidating the bluette found herself frozen where she stood.
"I rescued these girls, you see," she continued, taking slow assured steps around the table, her high heels making her hips gyrate hypnotically. "Yukino, for example, lacked assurance; she was bullied and mistreated by her boyfriend, who had thought of her as little more than an easy pick up, but never managed to raise a hand against him out of fear... now she's happy, and her boyfriend... has hopefully learned his lesson. If he hasn't, then he's not likely to ever learn anything."
"And Nao, here," she made a vague motion toward the redhead, whose eyes were kept captive by the brunette's movements, "nothing but a street urchin, abandonned by society and never given a chance to shine; when I found her, she had been getting ready to sell her body to the first disgusting pervert with money to spend. Now, she if there is something she'd want, all she needs to do is ask."
By now, she had stepped deeply in Natsuki's personal space, but the bluette still couldn't find a way to move back, away from this woman she knew both instinctively and rationally to be excessively dangerous. One ringed finger reached up and cupped the bluette's cheek; it felt as warm as the deepest inferno.
"You see, I am Amethist," she said in a throaty whisper, her ruby-colored eyes staring directly into Natsuki's sapphire-blue ones. "I love everyone, and everyone loves me. If you wish, I could show you..." she moved yet closer, the hand cupping Natsuki's cheek pulling her unresisting body forward until she was practically holding herself on the taller girl. She felt the brunette's hand move from her cheek to the back of her neck, under her hair, her warm breath softly caressing her ear, and--
Gasp
...and her pure white teeth giving a gentle nip at her earlobe.
"If you wish," she repeated softly; Natsuki felt her knees buckling. "I can show you why."
For a few seconds, a breathless Natsuki remained in the seductive snake's embrace, but before she could even reorganize her scrambled thoughts into something functional, the other woman released her, her hand tracing a line from her nape to her lips and leaving a trail of burning napalm as it did.
"Yukino," she said, "please escort miss Kuga outside; it appears she is... indisposed to continue this interview."
"Yes lady."
"And, Kuga-san... about Mai, you might want to look at the Minagi clan; last I heard, she was beggining to get involved with them, much to my dissaproval."
Yukino softly guided Natsuki out of the room, away from Fujino. Before she could leave, however, the underworld queen said parting words that would haunt Natsuki's thoughts for the next two months.
"You are welcome to come back, Inspector; hopefully, the next time will be in more pleasant conditions."
----------------------------------------------------------------
Woo, that was tough, I don't write "sexy" very often :heh:
I'm almost tempted to post that one up as a one-shot...
And no, that's unfortunately not a preview for Mai∞HiME. Pity, hn? :heh:
fanfiction...senses...tingling...:heh:
Ok, this one is pretty text heavy, but whatever, here goes
----------------------------------------------------------------
[Novel mode]
The club's retentless beats faded nearly as soon as they crossed the threshold. Her guide, a somewhat mousy brunette wearing a glimmery black dress, led her deeper in the darkness of what felt like the VIP zone, despite the lack of any official sign; it showed in the atmosphere, in the stares she recieved at being guided down this zone by this girl...
...or perhaps it was her handgun, clearly visible and hanging from the holster on her belt? Or the fact that she, in her white hoodie and glamourless blue jeans, was obviously not here to party and clashed completely with the decor?
Naa, it was probaby the girl, and what it meant to those people. She was obviously a wallflower, but even the most innocent and pure daisy could become as lethal as Daphne berries when backed by a properly venomous snake.
She didn't let herself be intimidated by the morally ambiguous characters that surrounded her at the moment; there were very few things that unnerved Inspector Kuga Natsuki of the Tokyo Police Special Investigation Department (TPSID, though sometimes jokingly reffered to as "Tipsy", but never twice if there was one of her co-workers nearby), and low-life druggies and wannabe pimps.
The person she was going to see, though, she knew to be anything but a wannabe.
Her guide led her to a darkly lit room on the second floor that overlooked the club and the activity below, while maintaining an impossible air of secrecy and sensual silence. The first thins Natsuki noticed was the purple curtains hanging in the wide glassless window, which filtered the club's wild strobing lights enough to create a silver flame effect that was not entirely unappealing. The carpet and the walls hangings came next, lush and colored the same entrancing shade of purple as the curtains. On the former, a low set, ornate ebony table stood.
The third thing she noticed, though, was her.
Sitting comfortably on the middle seat of a dark-colored loveseat was her quarry, wearing a black dress, shining with glitter that seemed to be alternatively red and purple depending on the light that hit it, that was both form-fitting and cut to reveal plenty of alluringly slender legs and cleavage to catch more than mere looks without being indescent or crass. She had mid-back length brown hair and a refined soft face on which a small seductive smile appeared while her half-lidded stunningly red eyes looked at Natsuki up and down in an approving way that made her more than a little uncomfortable.
Her arms were deptively delicate-looking and tipped with soft hands adorned with a red jeweled ring for each, but while the left one was holding a small glass of what the open bottle on the table indicated to be high-quality red Martini, the other was sensuously playing in the hair of a young red-head that was either barely legal or not even that. The girl's olive-green eyes turned to glare at Natsuki in suspicion as soon as she entered and her mousy guide moved out of the way.
"Thank you, Yukino," her quarry, Fujino Shizuru, better known as Amethist, one of the most reputed and dangerous women in the underworld, said without looking away from her. The mousy girl, Yukino, perceptibely preened with approval, though she did not move from the corne she had gone to to fade out of mind.
Natsuki tolerated the inspection for a few more silent seconds, but when it became obvious to her that Fujino apparently didn't mind doing nothing but watch (for now), she opened her mouth to speak--
"May I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Fujino spoke at that very same moment, knocking her off balance. She had a strange accent, a polite Kyoto dialect that sounded both regal and informal at the same time.
"K-Kuga Natsuki--" Damn, why had she said that?! "Inspector Kuga Natsuki," she added after steeling herself.
The woman Natsuki was rapidly beginning to dislike gave a soft smile.
"My close friends call me Lady, or variations thereof," the hand stroking the red-head's hair gave a soft tug at the locks (causing an approving hiss from her), making it obvious who she considered her 'close friends' to be, "My friends call me Amethist. My enemies... well, they don't call me anything. If you so wish, you may call me Lady."
"I'll call you Fujino, then." Natsuki replied, earning herself an angry hiss from the enraptured redhead. Fujino seemed amused by what, to her, must have looked like an attempt to look tough.
Natsuki seethed mentally, though she kept her face diplomatically stony.
"Is there a reason for your visit, Kuga-san? I admit even I do not recieve visits from police inspectors very often... and even more uncommonly, inspectors of your beauty."
'Keep your hand away from that gun, Kuga-san! That is an order!' she told herself, then took a steeling breath that she hoped Fujino wouldn't notice (and if the small upward twitch on those lips was any indication, she had) and talked:
"I'm here about the death of one of your... close friends, a girl by the name of Tokiha Mai. Ring any bells?"
The brunette gave a throaty chuckle (most likely at her appelation, or perhaps at her 'insolence').
"Hmm... maybe it does, maybe it does not," she replied slowly, before taking a slow, languous sip of her Martini. "What would you have for me? I don't deal for free, even with the police---especially with the police. Although in your case, I may be willing to make an exception..."
"Can it." Natsuki growled, abandonning all pretexts of civility; the brunette's infuriating smile didn't vanish. "I want to know who would be interested in killing Tokiha, and it just so happens that she was one of your girls. If I find out she died on one of your stunts, I'll--"
"Stunts? What may you be talking about?" Fujino asked in false innocence. "You seem to believe I would send my girls to do criminal acts, Inspector. I am not like those low-lives who would think little of wasting lives for things as petty as drugs or money."
Fujino finished her drink with one final sip, softly put her glass on the table and stood up. If she had been beautiful sitting, she was simply stunning when upright, standing just a bit taller than Natsuki herself, and growing so intimidating the bluette found herself frozen where she stood.
"I rescued these girls, you see," she continued, taking slow assured steps around the table, her high heels making her hips gyrate hypnotically. "Yukino, for example, lacked assurance; she was bullied and mistreated by her boyfriend, who had thought of her as little more than an easy pick up, but never managed to raise a hand against him out of fear... now she's happy, and her boyfriend... has hopefully learned his lesson. If he hasn't, then he's not likely to ever learn anything."
"And Nao, here," she made a vague motion toward the redhead, whose eyes were kept captive by the brunette's movements, "nothing but a street urchin, abandonned by society and never given a chance to shine; when I found her, she had been getting ready to sell her body to the first disgusting pervert with money to spend. Now, she if there is something she'd want, all she needs to do is ask."
By now, she had stepped deeply in Natsuki's personal space, but the bluette still couldn't find a way to move back, away from this woman she knew both instinctively and rationally to be excessively dangerous. One ringed finger reached up and cupped the bluette's cheek; it felt as warm as the deepest inferno.
"You see, I am Amethist," she said in a throaty whisper, her ruby-colored eyes staring directly into Natsuki's sapphire-blue ones. "I love everyone, and everyone loves me. If you wish, I could show you..." she moved yet closer, the hand cupping Natsuki's cheek pulling her unresisting body forward until she was practically holding herself on the taller girl. She felt the brunette's hand move from her cheek to the back of her neck, under her hair, her warm breath softly caressing her ear, and--
Gasp
...and her pure white teeth giving a gentle nip at her earlobe.
"If you wish," she repeated softly; Natsuki felt her knees buckling. "I can show you why."
For a few seconds, a breathless Natsuki remained in the seductive snake's embrace, but before she could even reorganize her scrambled thoughts into something functional, the other woman released her, her hand tracing a line from her nape to her lips and leaving a trail of burning napalm as it did.
"Yukino," she said, "please escort miss Kuga outside; it appears she is... indisposed to continue this interview."
"Yes lady."
"And, Kuga-san... about Mai, you might want to look at the Minagi clan; last I heard, she was beggining to get involved with them, much to my dissaproval."
Yukino softly guided Natsuki out of the room, away from Fujino. Before she could leave, however, the underworld queen said parting words that would haunt Natsuki's thoughts for the next two months.
"You are welcome to come back, Inspector; hopefully, the next time will be in more pleasant conditions."
----------------------------------------------------------------
Woo, that was tough, I don't write "sexy" very often :heh:
I'm almost tempted to post that one up as a one-shot...
And no, that's unfortunately not a preview for Mai∞HiME. Pity, hn? :heh:
You. Are. Crazy.. :D
Will this scene appear in your next fanfiction? :heh:
lone_wolf
2006-01-14, 23:44
Ok, this one is pretty text heavy, but whatever, here goes
----------------------------------------------------------------
[Novel mode]
The club's retentless beats faded nearly as soon as they crossed the threshold. Her guide, a somewhat mousy brunette wearing a glimmery black dress, led her deeper in the darkness of what felt like the VIP zone, despite the lack of any official sign; it showed in the atmosphere, in the stares she recieved at being guided down this zone by this girl...
...or perhaps it was her handgun, clearly visible and hanging from the holster on her belt? Or the fact that she, in her white hoodie and glamourless blue jeans, was obviously not here to party and clashed completely with the decor?
Naa, it was probaby the girl, and what it meant to those people. She was obviously a wallflower, but even the most innocent and pure daisy could become as lethal as Daphne berries when backed by a properly venomous snake.
She didn't let herself be intimidated by the morally ambiguous characters that surrounded her at the moment; there were very few things that unnerved Inspector Kuga Natsuki of the Tokyo Police Special Investigation Department (TPSID, though sometimes jokingly reffered to as "Tipsy", but never twice if there was one of her co-workers nearby), and low-life druggies and wannabe pimps.
The person she was going to see, though, she knew to be anything but a wannabe.
Her guide led her to a darkly lit room on the second floor that overlooked the club and the activity below, while maintaining an impossible air of secrecy and sensual silence. The first thins Natsuki noticed was the purple curtains hanging in the wide glassless window, which filtered the club's wild strobing lights enough to create a silver flame effect that was not entirely unappealing. The carpet and the walls hangings came next, lush and colored the same entrancing shade of purple as the curtains. On the former, a low set, ornate ebony table stood.
The third thing she noticed, though, was her.
Sitting comfortably on the middle seat of a dark-colored loveseat was her quarry, wearing a black dress, shining with glitter that seemed to be alternatively red and purple depending on the light that hit it, that was both form-fitting and cut to reveal plenty of alluringly slender legs and cleavage to catch more than mere looks without being indescent or crass. She had mid-back length brown hair and a refined soft face on which a small seductive smile appeared while her half-lidded stunningly red eyes looked at Natsuki up and down in an approving way that made her more than a little uncomfortable.
Her arms were deptively delicate-looking and tipped with soft hands adorned with a red jeweled ring for each, but while the left one was holding a small glass of what the open bottle on the table indicated to be high-quality red Martini, the other was sensuously playing in the hair of a young red-head that was either barely legal or not even that. The girl's olive-green eyes turned to glare at Natsuki in suspicion as soon as she entered and her mousy guide moved out of the way.
"Thank you, Yukino," her quarry, Fujino Shizuru, better known as Amethist, one of the most reputed and dangerous women in the underworld, said without looking away from her. The mousy girl, Yukino, perceptibely preened with approval, though she did not move from the corne she had gone to to fade out of mind.
Natsuki tolerated the inspection for a few more silent seconds, but when it became obvious to her that Fujino apparently didn't mind doing nothing but watch (for now), she opened her mouth to speak--
"May I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Fujino spoke at that very same moment, knocking her off balance. She had a strange accent, a polite Kyoto dialect that sounded both regal and informal at the same time.
"K-Kuga Natsuki--" Damn, why had she said that?! "Inspector Kuga Natsuki," she added after steeling herself.
The woman Natsuki was rapidly beginning to dislike gave a soft smile.
"My close friends call me Lady, or variations thereof," the hand stroking the red-head's hair gave a soft tug at the locks (causing an approving hiss from her), making it obvious who she considered her 'close friends' to be, "My friends call me Amethist. My enemies... well, they don't call me anything. If you so wish, you may call me Lady."
"I'll call you Fujino, then." Natsuki replied, earning herself an angry hiss from the enraptured redhead. Fujino seemed amused by what, to her, must have looked like an attempt to look tough.
Natsuki seethed mentally, though she kept her face diplomatically stony.
"Is there a reason for your visit, Kuga-san? I admit even I do not recieve visits from police inspectors very often... and even more uncommonly, inspectors of your beauty."
'Keep your hand away from that gun, Kuga-san! That is an order!' she told herself, then took a steeling breath that she hoped Fujino wouldn't notice (and if the small upward twitch on those lips was any indication, she had) and talked:
"I'm here about the death of one of your... close friends, a girl by the name of Tokiha Mai. Ring any bells?"
The brunette gave a throaty chuckle (most likely at her appelation, or perhaps at her 'insolence').
"Hmm... maybe it does, maybe it does not," she replied slowly, before taking a slow, languous sip of her Martini. "What would you have for me? I don't deal for free, even with the police---especially with the police. Although in your case, I may be willing to make an exception..."
"Can it." Natsuki growled, abandonning all pretexts of civility; the brunette's infuriating smile didn't vanish. "I want to know who would be interested in killing Tokiha, and it just so happens that she was one of your girls. If I find out she died on one of your stunts, I'll--"
"Stunts? What may you be talking about?" Fujino asked in false innocence. "You seem to believe I would send my girls to do criminal acts, Inspector. I am not like those low-lives who would think little of wasting lives for things as petty as drugs or money."
Fujino finished her drink with one final sip, softly put her glass on the table and stood up. If she had been beautiful sitting, she was simply stunning when upright, standing just a bit taller than Natsuki herself, and growing so intimidating the bluette found herself frozen where she stood.
"I rescued these girls, you see," she continued, taking slow assured steps around the table, her high heels making her hips gyrate hypnotically. "Yukino, for example, lacked assurance; she was bullied and mistreated by her boyfriend, who had thought of her as little more than an easy pick up, but never managed to raise a hand against him out of fear... now she's happy, and her boyfriend... has hopefully learned his lesson. If he hasn't, then he's not likely to ever learn anything."
"And Nao, here," she made a vague motion toward the redhead, whose eyes were kept captive by the brunette's movements, "nothing but a street urchin, abandonned by society and never given a chance to shine; when I found her, she had been getting ready to sell her body to the first disgusting pervert with money to spend. Now, she if there is something she'd want, all she needs to do is ask."
By now, she had stepped deeply in Natsuki's personal space, but the bluette still couldn't find a way to move back, away from this woman she knew both instinctively and rationally to be excessively dangerous. One ringed finger reached up and cupped the bluette's cheek; it felt as warm as the deepest inferno.
"You see, I am Amethist," she said in a throaty whisper, her ruby-colored eyes staring directly into Natsuki's sapphire-blue ones. "I love everyone, and everyone loves me. If you wish, I could show you..." she moved yet closer, the hand cupping Natsuki's cheek pulling her unresisting body forward until she was practically holding herself on the taller girl. She felt the brunette's hand move from her cheek to the back of her neck, under her hair, her warm breath softly caressing her ear, and--
Gasp
...and her pure white teeth giving a gentle nip at her earlobe.
"If you wish," she repeated softly; Natsuki felt her knees buckling. "I can show you why."
For a few seconds, a breathless Natsuki remained in the seductive snake's embrace, but before she could even reorganize her scrambled thoughts into something functional, the other woman released her, her hand tracing a line from her nape to her lips and leaving a trail of burning napalm as it did.
"Yukino," she said, "please escort miss Kuga outside; it appears she is... indisposed to continue this interview."
"Yes lady."
"And, Kuga-san... about Mai, you might want to look at the Minagi clan; last I heard, she was beggining to get involved with them, much to my dissaproval."
Yukino softly guided Natsuki out of the room, away from Fujino. Before she could leave, however, the underworld queen said parting words that would haunt Natsuki's thoughts for the next two months.
"You are welcome to come back, Inspector; hopefully, the next time will be in more pleasant conditions."
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Woo, that was tough, I don't write "sexy" very often :heh:
I'm almost tempted to post that one up as a one-shot...
And no, that's unfortunately not a preview for Mai∞HiME. Pity, hn? :heh:
Not bad, Akuma-sama, but Natsuki's eyes are 緑 not 青い :heh:
--Lone Wolf
Rachridgeback
2006-01-14, 23:52
Ok, this one is pretty text heavy, but whatever, here goes
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[Novel mode]
The club's retentless beats faded nearly as soon as they crossed the threshold. Her guide, a somewhat mousy brunette wearing a glimmery black dress, led her deeper in the darkness of what felt like the VIP zone, despite the lack of any official sign; it showed in the atmosphere, in the stares she recieved at being guided down this zone by this girl...
...or perhaps it was her handgun, clearly visible and hanging from the holster on her belt? Or the fact that she, in her white hoodie and glamourless blue jeans, was obviously not here to party and clashed completely with the decor?
Naa, it was probaby the girl, and what it meant to those people. She was obviously a wallflower, but even the most innocent and pure daisy could become as lethal as Daphne berries when backed by a properly venomous snake.
She didn't let herself be intimidated by the morally ambiguous characters that surrounded her at the moment; there were very few things that unnerved Inspector Kuga Natsuki of the Tokyo Police Special Investigation Department (TPSID, though sometimes jokingly reffered to as "Tipsy", but never twice if there was one of her co-workers nearby), and low-life druggies and wannabe pimps.
The person she was going to see, though, she knew to be anything but a wannabe.
Her guide led her to a darkly lit room on the second floor that overlooked the club and the activity below, while maintaining an impossible air of secrecy and sensual silence. The first thins Natsuki noticed was the purple curtains hanging in the wide glassless window, which filtered the club's wild strobing lights enough to create a silver flame effect that was not entirely unappealing. The carpet and the walls hangings came next, lush and colored the same entrancing shade of purple as the curtains. On the former, a low set, ornate ebony table stood.
The third thing she noticed, though, was her.
Sitting comfortably on the middle seat of a dark-colored loveseat was her quarry, wearing a black dress, shining with glitter that seemed to be alternatively red and purple depending on the light that hit it, that was both form-fitting and cut to reveal plenty of alluringly slender legs and cleavage to catch more than mere looks without being indescent or crass. She had mid-back length brown hair and a refined soft face on which a small seductive smile appeared while her half-lidded stunningly red eyes looked at Natsuki up and down in an approving way that made her more than a little uncomfortable.
Her arms were deptively delicate-looking and tipped with soft hands adorned with a red jeweled ring for each, but while the left one was holding a small glass of what the open bottle on the table indicated to be high-quality red Martini, the other was sensuously playing in the hair of a young red-head that was either barely legal or not even that. The girl's olive-green eyes turned to glare at Natsuki in suspicion as soon as she entered and her mousy guide moved out of the way.
"Thank you, Yukino," her quarry, Fujino Shizuru, better known as Amethist, one of the most reputed and dangerous women in the underworld, said without looking away from her. The mousy girl, Yukino, perceptibely preened with approval, though she did not move from the corne she had gone to to fade out of mind.
Natsuki tolerated the inspection for a few more silent seconds, but when it became obvious to her that Fujino apparently didn't mind doing nothing but watch (for now), she opened her mouth to speak--
"May I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Fujino spoke at that very same moment, knocking her off balance. She had a strange accent, a polite Kyoto dialect that sounded both regal and informal at the same time.
"K-Kuga Natsuki--" Damn, why had she said that?! "Inspector Kuga Natsuki," she added after steeling herself.
The woman Natsuki was rapidly beginning to dislike gave a soft smile.
"My close friends call me Lady, or variations thereof," the hand stroking the red-head's hair gave a soft tug at the locks (causing an approving hiss from her), making it obvious who she considered her 'close friends' to be, "My friends call me Amethist. My enemies... well, they don't call me anything. If you so wish, you may call me Lady."
"I'll call you Fujino, then." Natsuki replied, earning herself an angry hiss from the enraptured redhead. Fujino seemed amused by what, to her, must have looked like an attempt to look tough.
Natsuki seethed mentally, though she kept her face diplomatically stony.
"Is there a reason for your visit, Kuga-san? I admit even I do not recieve visits from police inspectors very often... and even more uncommonly, inspectors of your beauty."
'Keep your hand away from that gun, Kuga-san! That is an order!' she told herself, then took a steeling breath that she hoped Fujino wouldn't notice (and if the small upward twitch on those lips was any indication, she had) and talked:
"I'm here about the death of one of your... close friends, a girl by the name of Tokiha Mai. Ring any bells?"
The brunette gave a throaty chuckle (most likely at her appelation, or perhaps at her 'insolence').
"Hmm... maybe it does, maybe it does not," she replied slowly, before taking a slow, languous sip of her Martini. "What would you have for me? I don't deal for free, even with the police---especially with the police. Although in your case, I may be willing to make an exception..."
"Can it." Natsuki growled, abandonning all pretexts of civility; the brunette's infuriating smile didn't vanish. "I want to know who would be interested in killing Tokiha, and it just so happens that she was one of your girls. If I find out she died on one of your stunts, I'll--"
"Stunts? What may you be talking about?" Fujino asked in false innocence. "You seem to believe I would send my girls to do criminal acts, Inspector. I am not like those low-lives who would think little of wasting lives for things as petty as drugs or money."
Fujino finished her drink with one final sip, softly put her glass on the table and stood up. If she had been beautiful sitting, she was simply stunning when upright, standing just a bit taller than Natsuki herself, and growing so intimidating the bluette found herself frozen where she stood.
"I rescued these girls, you see," she continued, taking slow assured steps around the table, her high heels making her hips gyrate hypnotically. "Yukino, for example, lacked assurance; she was bullied and mistreated by her boyfriend, who had thought of her as little more than an easy pick up, but never managed to raise a hand against him out of fear... now she's happy, and her boyfriend... has hopefully learned his lesson. If he hasn't, then he's not likely to ever learn anything."
"And Nao, here," she made a vague motion toward the redhead, whose eyes were kept captive by the brunette's movements, "nothing but a street urchin, abandonned by society and never given a chance to shine; when I found her, she had been getting ready to sell her body to the first disgusting pervert with money to spend. Now, she if there is something she'd want, all she needs to do is ask."
By now, she had stepped deeply in Natsuki's personal space, but the bluette still couldn't find a way to move back, away from this woman she knew both instinctively and rationally to be excessively dangerous. One ringed finger reached up and cupped the bluette's cheek; it felt as warm as the deepest inferno.
"You see, I am Amethist," she said in a throaty whisper, her ruby-colored eyes staring directly into Natsuki's sapphire-blue ones. "I love everyone, and everyone loves me. If you wish, I could show you..." she moved yet closer, the hand cupping Natsuki's cheek pulling her unresisting body forward until she was practically holding herself on the taller girl. She felt the brunette's hand move from her cheek to the back of her neck, under her hair, her warm breath softly caressing her ear, and--
Gasp
...and her pure white teeth giving a gentle nip at her earlobe.
"If you wish," she repeated softly; Natsuki felt her knees buckling. "I can show you why."
For a few seconds, a breathless Natsuki remained in the seductive snake's embrace, but before she could even reorganize her scrambled thoughts into something functional, the other woman released her, her hand tracing a line from her nape to her lips and leaving a trail of burning napalm as it did.
"Yukino," she said, "please escort miss Kuga outside; it appears she is... indisposed to continue this interview."
"Yes lady."
"And, Kuga-san... about Mai, you might want to look at the Minagi clan; last I heard, she was beggining to get involved with them, much to my dissaproval."
Yukino softly guided Natsuki out of the room, away from Fujino. Before she could leave, however, the underworld queen said parting words that would haunt Natsuki's thoughts for the next two months.
"You are welcome to come back, Inspector; hopefully, the next time will be in more pleasant conditions."
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Woo, that was tough, I don't write "sexy" very often :heh:
I'm almost tempted to post that one up as a one-shot...
And no, that's unfortunately not a preview for Mai∞HiME. Pity, hn? :heh:
O_O I just had a mental image of Natsuki's face.
*wants more Pimp!Shizuru very, very badly* :heh:
Natsuki: After all this time, I've finally gotten over my phobia. *pulls out onion stalk* And now I'm ready to dish out the green-onion-induced payback that Shizuru so desperately needs.
Shizuru: :twitch: Natsuki, what are you doing with that negi?
Natsuki: *pins her onto the desk* Just hold still and don't scream. *grins evilly*
Shizuru: :eek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Akuma-sama
2006-01-14, 23:55
Not bad, Akuma-sama, but Natsuki's eyes are 緑 not 青い :heh:
--Lone Wolf
Yeeeps!!!
See, that's why I should never release anything, even a one-shot, without sending it to a pre-reader :heh:
@Sunsh: maybe... if I can think of a proper plot for it ;) I don't usually write 'steamy', but it was an interesting experience :p
ifhaseth
2006-01-15, 00:29
Yeeeps!!!
See, that's why I should never release anything, even a one-shot, without sending it to a pre-reader :heh:
@Sunsh: maybe... if I can think of a proper plot for it ;) I don't usually write 'steamy', but it was an interesting experience :p
:topicoff:
Not before you update Mai∞HiME! I swear, I'm hooked on your fic... it's like a drug. :upset: *slips off and downs a bottle of sleeping pills in hopes of staying away from refreshing ff.net every 2 seconds*
If you still need another beta... :D
EDIT: And to stay on topic...
*Flash foward a few years*
Random Coral Student: Tomoe-oneesama!
Meister Tomoe (Peridot of Sincerity): Yes? What can I help you with?
RCS: Well, you see, the exams are coming up in a few days and if I get last place again, I'll be expelled! What should I do?
Peridot of Sincerity: The answer is simple: elope.
RCS: What?! That's crazy! I don't even have a boyfriend!
Peridot of Sincerity: Don't worry, you can have one of mine. *Shoves a bound and gagged Nagi forward*
RCS: Eww...
Peridot of Sincerity: I'll throw in this one for free. *Drags out Takumi dressed in a Coral maid uniform*
RCS: Alright! You're the best, Tomoe-oneesama! Goodbye!
*Tomoe heads back into her bedroom and opens her closet, revealing a dozen similarly bound young men*: Now where were we, boys?
Akuma-sama
2006-01-15, 01:25
:twitch: Pimp!Tomoe? Now that's a scary thought...
At least I kept Shizuru's orientation straight...er... or not straight... whatever :heh:
Yazakura
2006-01-15, 02:15
Nina: Arika, we need to talk. * snatches Arika's hand protectively*
Arika: Huh? Aren't we talking now, already?
Nina: I meant...we should go somewhere a little more...private. *deep blush*
Arika: Eh, I'm to lazy to go anywhere for a specific purpose. Can't you tell me here?
Nina: With everyone watching?! No way I'm gonna have us be their eye candy!
Arika: Hey GUYS! She wants us to go somewhere PRIVATE! Wonder why!
Nina: *Gives up and shuts Arika up with a kiss*
Arika: *looks pleased for a minute* Nina pulls back from the kiss and notes Arika's blushing.
Nina: *Stuffs Arika's mouth with an onigiri to keep that chatter box busy* Not a word to anyone, got it? I LOVE YOU ARIKA!
Pimp!Tomoe was... :uhoh:
I'll include her in my three top fave character if that happen :heh:
Nina: Arika, we need to talk. * snatches Arika's hand protectively*
Arika: Huh? Aren't we talking now, already?
Nina: I meant...we should go somewhere a little more...private. *deep blush*
Arika: Eh, I'm to lazy to go anywhere for a specific purpose. Can't you tell me here?
Nina: With everyone watching?! No way I'm gonna have us be their eye candy!
Arika: Hey GUYS! She wants us to go somewhere PRIVATE! Wonder why!
Nina: *Gives up and shuts Arika up with a kiss*
Arika: *looks pleased for a minute* Nina pulls back from the kiss and notes Arika's blushing.
Nina: *Stuffs Arika's mouth with an onigiri to keep that chatter box busy* Not a word to anyone, got it? I LOVE YOU ARIKA!
OHMYGAWD!!! :heh:
Yazakura
2006-01-15, 02:29
Pimp!Tomoe was... :uhoh:
I'll include her in my three top fave character if that happen :heh:
OHMYGAWD!!! :heh:
Don't you wish that what I just said would really happen? *sighs* A fan CAN dream though, right? I may do a sequal!
Yazakura
2006-01-15, 02:41
Natsuki: Okay, you called me here. But why so late at night anyway? And what's with those ropes and that chair?
Shizuru: Oh...don't be coy with me Naki-chan...you know me well enough to see what's in store for you...
Natsuki: NANI?! Well umm...I've really gotta go, you see? There's this...appointment I've got to attend to. *blushes furiously while Shizuru unravels the ropes and ties her to the chair*
Shizuru: I'm the only, "appointment" you've arranged to attend to. For the rest on tonight, you're MINE! *straddles Natsuki's waist and grins evily*
Natsuki: It's gonna be one...REALLY long night....
Shizuru: Better conserve what energy you have for it then. You'll need bucket loads of it!
Natsuki: *faints*
Nina: Arika, we need to talk. * snatches Arika's hand protectively*
Arika: Huh? Aren't we talking now, already?
Nina: I meant...we should go somewhere a little more...private. *deep blush*
Arika: Eh, I'm to lazy to go anywhere for a specific purpose. Can't you tell me here?
Nina: With everyone watching?! No way I'm gonna have us be their eye candy!
Arika: Hey GUYS! She wants us to go somewhere PRIVATE! Wonder why!
Nina: *Gives up and shuts Arika up with a kiss*
Arika: *looks pleased for a minute* Nina pulls back from the kiss and notes Arika's blushing.
Nina: *Stuffs Arika's mouth with an onigiri to keep that chatter box busy* Not a word to anyone, got it? I LOVE YOU ARIKA!
:twitch: She WON'T definitely say that, but I really wish she does :D
Yazakura
2006-01-18, 23:02
Arika's boss: Hey, KID! Monkey girl, you up there!
Arika: *loosens cord that raises her above ground level, and lowers herself face to face with him* How's it hangin' boss man?
Arika's boss: Don't you "Boss man" me! The inspectors in charge of the program are coming on a routine checkup!
Arika: Aww...get bent old man! I'll "bender" them so they can't remember anything!
Arika's Boss: Don't sound more annoying then you actually are, or they'll stop funding our program!
Arika: That's screwed up old guy, I quit. I'm being overworked!
NOTE: You know that Arika works part time as a castle repair worker, to pay of her tuition, and has one of the risky jobs... if you've seen past episode...UGH! Can't remember! Was it five or something? LOL
MattAlchemy
2006-01-18, 23:15
MH around episode17-20:
I changed it around a bit, they're in their class instead, and pretend Mai and Mikoto are in the same class okay?:)
Mikoto whispers: So if Akira is a HiME, then... Mai! Akira is a girl! She's a HiME! And Akira like's Takumi-
Mai whispers back: Mikoto! I wanted Akira to stay as a boy! YOU! Why did you tell me?! (Mai suddenly thinks of Takumi saying: It's so heavy.)
Mai yelling out loud to the classmates: WHAT IS?!
Natsuki: Is that .... Duran?? (saw the shadow)
Midori: Actually .... thats Shizuru :D
Natsuki: Wa?
Shizuru: Arf Arf ... Im Duran
Natsuki: Ohh man XD
Yazakura
2006-01-21, 02:45
Nina: We never get a chance to be alone in the room without Eristen is here...let me cuddle you Ari-chan...* straddles Arika by the waist on the bed*
Arika: *stunned looks emit from eyes* Mmm....what's with Ari-chan?
Nina: Don't be coy with me. We know each other well enough, no interrogations needed.
Arika: Hey! This is almost like episode 14, when Eristen force cuddled you! Umm...where's this going exactly? 0_o
Nina: You know exactly where it's going.
Arika: You stole Eristen's lin-!
Nina: *is sharing a smooch with Arika before protests could follow*
Arika: *faces flushes deep red as Nina pulls back, looking quite proud of herself*
Nina: Good thing Shizuru and Natsuki....let me watch their tutorial videos!
Arika: Eh?!! *faints, letting Nina to fall down on her*
Nina: You're mine now antsy!
GracefulAmethyst
2006-01-22, 02:47
Natsuki: Sorry Shizuru but Youko turns out to be the real love of my life.
Akuma-sama
2006-01-22, 03:05
Natsuki: Sorry Shizuru but Miss Maria turned out to be the real love of my life.
:D Corrected!
*Haruka and Shizuru are battling.*
Shizuru: HOW DARE YOU SNEAK UP ON ME DURING MY PRIVATE TIME IN MY ROOM!
Haruka: So what if I caught you looking at yuri... It's no big deal...
Yukino (on a megaphone): It's shoujo-ai, Haruka-chan.
Naked Fish
2006-01-22, 03:49
Reito while fighting Tate: Who you think you f****** with man? I'm Tony Montana! You f*** with me, you f****** with the best!
Tate: I thought you were the Obsidian Lord?
Reito: I'm a lot of things.
Hi everyone
first post, first stupidity, first apologies for my poor english :p
- Arika: (running into the Erstin, Irina and Nina group, holding tight Nina's hand, eye to eye, deep blush) "Nina, my dear Nina, we need to talk"
- Nina: (big shining smile feeling like she is floating with nice music and roses around Yes, oh Yes, my lil' Arinko is finaly confessing !) "Yes ?"
- Erstin&Irina: "my oh my"
- Arika: "From now, i'll be your mommy"
Awful sound like a piano crash from the 15st floor. Erstin fainted.
- Nina: (O_o') "Mo... mommy ?"
- Arika: (very very happy) "Yes, last night, Sergey asked me to marry him, isn't that wonderful ? But don't worry, mommy will do anything for her beloved daug... ara ? Nina ? Where are you running, Nina ?"
Xellos-_^
2006-01-23, 12:48
Hi everyone
first post, first stupidity, first apologies for my poor english :p
- Arika: (running into the Erstin, Irina and Nina group, holding tight Nina's hand, eye to eye, deep blush) "Nina, my dear Nina, we need to talk"
- Nina: (big shining smile feeling like she is floating with nice music and roses around Yes, oh Yes, my lil' Arinko is finaly confessing !) "Yes ?"
- Erstin&Irina: "my oh my"
- Arika: "From now, i'll be your mommy"
Awful sound like a piano crash from the 15st floor. Erstin fainted.
- Nina: (O_o') "Mo... mommy ?"
- Arika: (very very happy) "Yes, last night, Sergey asked me to marry him, isn't that wonderful ? But don't worry, mommy will do anything for her beloved daug... ara ? Nina ? Where are you running, Nina ?"
Not exactly fitting the topic but still very funny :p
Hi everyone
first post, first stupidity, first apologies for my poor english :p
- Arika: (running into the Erstin, Irina and Nina group, holding tight Nina's hand, eye to eye, deep blush) "Nina, my dear Nina, we need to talk"
- Nina: (big shining smile feeling like she is floating with nice music and roses around Yes, oh Yes, my lil' Arinko is finaly confessing !) "Yes ?"
- Erstin&Irina: "my oh my"
- Arika: "From now, i'll be your mommy"
Awful sound like a piano crash from the 15st floor. Erstin fainted.
- Nina: (O_o') "Mo... mommy ?"
- Arika: (very very happy) "Yes, last night, Sergey asked me to marry him, isn't that wonderful ? But don't worry, mommy will do anything for her beloved daug... ara ? Nina ? Where are you running, Nina ?"
-Nina: That Sergay! He stole my dear Arinko from me!
Sergay is waiting at the clearing. Hears Nina coming.
-Sergay: Ni-na...
Nina took the pocket watch and strangle Sergay with it.
-Nina (with that obssessed look, same as Shizuru's in HiME): Arinko is mine, and mine only...
Yazakura
2006-01-24, 23:44
Nina: *glances at Arika who just entered the room* Hey Arinko, you've got some nerve making me worry about you like that all night.....
Arika: Well, save your breath. I'm going out again anyway.
Nina: What must I do to keep you inside, put you on a friggen' leash?!
Arika: And you started caring about my well being since when?
Nina: *bulshes uncontrollably* Since I...*pins Arika against the wall*
Arika: Woah, where's this goinMPH!* Is silenced by French kiss*
Nina: *Pulls away and turns around* Since I LOVE ARIKA YUMEMIYA! You make me go la la la!
Arika: EH?! Oh...um...well, I never thought that you..."
Nina: As you can see, I OWN you now. If you're going anywhere tonight, you're not going alone! *;) at Arika*
:heh:
:heh: you are more psychotic than me !
a quick one assuming one theory is right...
- random officer: "Your majesty, we are invaded again by Aswald !"
- Arika de Windbloom: "It's time to kick some ass !"
She stands up and kiss Nina's ear
- Arika de Windbloom: "Meister Nina Wong, blue sky saphire, I order you to go out and roast some ugly cyborg !"
- Nina (kneeling in front of Arika): "Yes my master, but...."
- Arika: "but ?"
- Nina (blushing): "I don't want to go out and everybody see me in that flashy pink battle robe..."
:heh:
Shizuru: My Ohh my .....
Natsuki: Yeah.... I miss Mai too.... :(
Shizuru: huh??
Natsuki: Well uhh .. nothing :heh: XD
Arika: As well as mathematics, I am proficient in linear algebra and computing, have an MBA and am managing director of Microsoft. I have also studied psychology.
Nina: .....What? Ooooh, I get it, your only stupid on screen. Wait, managing director of Microsoft? I take it back.
Tempest35
2006-01-25, 07:05
Arika: As well as mathematics, I am proficient in linear algebra and computing, have an MBA and am managing director of Microsoft. I have also studied psychology.
Nina: .....What? Ooooh, I get it, your only stupid on screen. Wait, managing director of Microsoft? I take it back.
*snickers* That's sooo~ wrong.
Sergay: *running around in the rain, jumping onto lamp posts* ...I'm siii~nging in the rain...Siii~nging in the rain...!
Nina: :eyebrow:
Arika: Isn't that Major Wa-
Nina: Chigau!! :frustrated: It's Tate, I tell you, TATE!!
~*~
Edited because this idea was funnier :)
Mai: (first night back in Garderobe) *spots Natsuki sitting on her bed* Hey Natsuki...You want to do the Yuri? :D
Natsuki: *puts down the bottle of wine and looks at Mai* I thought you'd never ask.
Mai: :heh: Eh, I was just kidding...Natsuki...?!
Natsuki: *pins Mai to the wall* ... I'm not...*slow smile* Hic! *pulls out Shiho's MakiMaki device* Lookie what I found...
Mai: ...the hell is that? :twitch:
Natsuki: *shrugs* Dunno, got it from one of my students earlier. Something about missing 'Onii-chan' *turns the crank and watches it move* ... Ooooh! This looks like fun!
Mai: SHIZURU ONEESAMA~~~!!!! TAUSKETE!!!!
Shizuru: (outside the door) ... I knew my Natsuki would succumb to the power of the Yuri. Fu fu fu...*laughs 'evily'*
Yazakura
2006-01-25, 14:23
Nina: What's with all the boxes and where's your uniform?
Arika: I'm surprised you don't know where my uniform is Nina....but...I'm shipping myself outta here tomorrow.
Eristen & Nina in unison: NANI?!!
Nina: But before, Arika...you said you wanted to do the Yuri with me! :upset:
Arika: Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean I don't want to do the Yuri with you!
Eristen: *leaves the room before things get beyond PG 13*
Nina: *straddles Arika's waste* Viva la YURI!
Arika: You speak Spanish?
(LOL) I know it's an Italian phrase, don't worry.
Actually, I think it's French.
Akuma-sama
2006-01-25, 18:27
Actually, it's not, the french version would be "Vive le Yuri!" ;)
Yazakura
2006-01-25, 18:40
I'm pretty sure the phrase is Italian. The original phrase goes like this: Viva la Italia!" I've heard half the original phrase on anime, except it was altered to be "Viva la class shuffle!"
Yazakura
2006-01-25, 18:46
I'm pretty sure the phrase is Italian. The original phrase goes like this: Viva la Italia!" I've heard half the original phrase on anime, except it was altered to be "Viva la class shuffle!" On movies based on the Roman empire I've watched in Latin class, that phrase is used for titles and headings for sequences of scenes in Italy. But whatever...this is going off topic. Better stop the debate before it starts! :p
duster_Fukku
2006-02-02, 13:51
Took awhile to find this thread again. -sob- I want some funny moment.....
Arika: "Nina."
Nina: "What."
Arika: "It's about time ."
Nina: "Time for what?"
Arika: "... For you to give up Sergey...."
Nina: "Wait... then you should let go of my Erstin first."
Shame that none of my praised, coolest lesbian couples won't do any French kissing.
Yazakura
2006-02-04, 01:06
Sergey: Arinko, what's the matter? You're really lookin' out of it today.
Arika: ;_; Nina was the MAN! *wants to be the dominant one*
Nina: And you thought YOU knew my weaknesses...hmm...I know where your love handles are for the next time though. *licks Arika's earring*
Arika: Next time? *faints into Nina's arms*
Sergey: Any room for a threesome?
USCPharmacist
2006-02-04, 02:04
Arika:"I am your mom biatch! what are you gonna do about it?"
Nina:"Alright, that's it you whore, you are going down."
Ernstin:"Get her Nina, I am sick an tired of that pig eating all the lunch everytime I try to cook you something. I have to cook for 10 people just to have enough for you to eat and yet that pig eats more everyday."
Nina:"You stay away from me you fag, I only like my daddy and no one else!!"
Arika:"Perv!! but I am a nice mother and the bed is big enough for 3 people. I'll let you share my darling once awhile."
Sergay:"Cool, that thought is turning me on."
Nina:"Dad how could you.....arrggghhhh Arika you poison my dad's mind I am gonna kill you."
Audiances:"Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry..."
Late at night, Nina is sneacking into Sergey's room.
Nina (blushing while looking to Sergey's sleeping face): "Outosama, i know this is bad, but i can't refrain"
strange sounds from behind the sheet.
Nina (revealing a nude Arika sleeping in Sergey's arm): "W... WTF ???"
Arika (muttering in her sleep): "sergey, not again, we already did it 5 times this night"
Sergey (awake, looking at a red angry Nina): "oh shit, where are my slaveproof clothes ?)
(for those who are curious about the rest of the story, you can consult it in the Otome library, under the chapter "666- The crazy black shadow otome")
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During Ep 17, when Arika is about to be killed by Erstin's slave
Sergey: "ARIKA !"
Big sound. Handkerchief fall. Nina, Arika, Nagi, everyone is shocked.
Arika: "Sergey..... how did you ?"
Slave's blades are completely destroyed.
Sergey: "Hey Denka ! I hope you got some money left, my mithril clothes are really expensive ya know ?!"
Tempest35
2006-02-04, 09:49
Announcer :
Can't afford an Otome? Are extravagant military funds keeping you from keeping an eye on your own personal safety? Don't want to deal with all those 'feminine issues' that come with Otome?
Presenting the new ART-4500 model - the 'SERGEI' - the latest series in the ART line of male bodyguards. Tested and trained around Garderobe's finest Otome, this new model has stood the myriad field and battle production tests for 15 years and is the top of the line.
It even comes with several useful modes such as 'Prime Minister', 'Spy', 'Good Guy', 'North Hound', and 'Playa' just to name a few.
Need a kickass frontline man to make sure that your side wins the day? Switch the SERGEI into 'NH' mode for double the pwning skills with firearms. Comes with the standard 'North Hound Glare' for maximum intimidation both on and off the field. Gaurenteed effects on the hordes of unlucky grunts facing this walking war machine. We even guarentee it against the occasional SLAVE attacks of varying degrees due to the built in survival instincts that kick in especially when females are around viewing the altercation, boosting 'NH' Mode's defenses by a full 100%, making skin impenertrable to even a Slave's bladed weapons and reaction speed increase of 100% as well, making the SERGEI very hard to hit, even for an Otome.
Need a date for tonight's Grand Ball and running short on time? No problem as the SERGEI is now equiped with the equally deadly 'Playa' mode. With a 70% success rate on normal women (40% on Otome - a first!), the 'Playa' mode makes women weak in the knees as the SERGEI is a master seducer with thousands of pick-up lines pre-programed into its memory as well as a situational analysis program that determines which pick-up line is most suitable for the situation as well as the age group of its intended target.
This one is garunteed for life (or until the next Dragon King War) or your money back!!!
No CODs please. Warrenty on 'Playa' mode becomes void if SERGEI unit comes into contact with a MAI or RENA unit of a later manufacture due to a technical glitch that is unavoidable. SERGEI is equipped with an 'Anti Loli' feature to its 'Playa' Mode to prevent minors of the opposite sex from taking advantage of its other 'standard features'. 'North Hound' mode becomes void if faced by an irrate ARIKA Unit in Materialize mode or an upset NINA unit. All other restrictions (age included) apply
Nagi: *watching the TV* ... I WANT ONE!!
Yazakura
2006-02-04, 17:23
Arika: Thanks for coming to the Otome pairing lecture! As hosted by me and Nagi...because, well....who'd want Sergey to be the host?
Nagi: I tied up Sergey so he wouldn't interfere with the meeting. So, let's proceed, shall we?
Arika: Now, as you can see...Nagi and I have been very pre occupied the last few days compiling our data and....
Nina: :eyebrow: Riiiight...."compiling data....." you promised to do the take out with me the other day!:mad: *doesn't want to admit it was supposed to be "make out"*
Arika: I'll make it up to you afterwards! I swear!
Nagi: It'd better be sexy, 'cuz you're wasting my time right now! Arika and I've made a pairing pie chart to show veiwer's polls.
Arika: Your job is to decide how accurate these pairings are and to tell sunrise how to pair us up.
Eristen: All HAIL the pie chart!!!!
Natsuki: Data shmata. Who cares about some friggen' pie chart? Just give me Shizuru and I'll be fine with that!
Eristen: YOU DISSED THE PIE CHART!!!!!!:mad: *gets out a pitch fork and calls her angry mob over*
wombatlord
2006-02-04, 18:50
Sergey: "Hey Denka ! I hope you got some money left, my mithril clothes are really expensive ya know ?!"
Denka?
:confused:
Nagi if you prefer....
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Tomoe: "This is the end, Arika Yumemia ! I MAKI I MAKI I MAKI I MAKI I MAKI I MAKI ...."
:heh:
Shiho: I'm a chief of the Gang of The Poulpes, Join me Tomoe
Tomoe: Maki Maki Maki Maki Maki, Arika!
(sorry but i got bored during work and i remembered Tempest35's post :D )
Shiho: "Welcome to our new Otome TV shop show !"
Nao: "We will bring you the best of Otome's tech ! Shiho-san, today you have an incredible product for our beloved spectators..."
Shiho: "Yes, Nao-san ! Tada ! The Maki-maki device !"
Nao: "Oooooh ! What a weir.. cool thing !"
Shiho: "You are an Otaku and desesperate about Sunrise's twisted plots ?"
Scene represents a guy in front of his TV with makimaki: "No happy reset for Otome makimakimakimakimaki"
Shiho: "You are a student and about to fail your exams ?"
Scene represents a guy in a corner looking to a teacher with an evil smile: "makimakimakimaki"
Shiho: "Real life sucks ?"
Scene represents a poor guy overflooded with works: "makimakimakimakimaki"
Nao: "This is useful, can we use it for almost everything ?"
Shiho: "sure, Nao-san !"
Nao: "So, you are a psychotic lesbian and you want to get rid of your rival to get your onee-sama for you only ?"
Scene represents an Otome with blur on her face (although everyone notice she has green hair): "Arinko makimakimakimakimaki"
Shiho: "errrg, it might work...."
Nao: "You love desesperately your daddy but he has eyes only for your best friend ?"
Scene represents an another Otome with dark blue hair this time: "Arinko makimakimakimakimakimaki"
Shiho: "hey, this is getting..."
Nao: "You have discovered that your best friend is in fact the girl that should have your job ?"
Scene represents a girl with a huge cat: "Arinko makimakimakimakimaki"
Shiho: "Hey, at this rate, that girl will..."
Nao: "Please call us right now at the phone number that appears on the screen"
Tomoe, Nina and Mashiro jumping on the only phone available at Guarderobe: "Gimme the phone, gimme the phone !"
Arika (holding the phone): "Ara ? Just a sec, i am talking with Oji-sama, he says he got a job for me later... and i also have to phone Shizuru-san, she said she wants to go on a date..."
vodkakiss
2006-02-06, 23:12
(okay i'm getting burnt for this XDD)
Shizuru: Natsuki, I luff you!
Natsuki: NANI?!
Shizuru: I.Love.You. *shifty eyes*
Natsuki: Okay someone sent the graceful amethyst to the mental asylum...
ranchan13
2006-02-07, 01:03
Arika: Hey Mashiro, since I'm the real queen, shouldn't you be my Otome?
Mashiro: B-b-but I'm the queen, I have this fancy ring, and the crown, I, I wanna be queen *sniffle*
Nagi: Geeze, you're such a crybaby Mashiro, let the Queen be the Queen
Takumi: I can't believe I thought she was cute, Come Akira, let's go make the Yaoi
Akira: But, I'm still a girl
Takum: What!?!? You said you were going to change for me.
Akira: But, I like myself.
Takumi: T_T
Mashiro: God, and I thought HE was cute.
Timeless Enigma
2006-02-07, 02:28
Tempest35, I nearly fell of my chair while reading that. Pure genius! :D
Tempest35
2006-02-07, 05:39
Chie: Damn, this happens before MY big fight scene against the juniors! And Aoi was watching too...
Aoi: Maa~ maa~ Chie-chan. It's okay, I still think you're great as you are, but I have to ask...*coughs delicately*
Chie: Eh? Nani nani?
Aoi: ... why Haruka of all people? *dubious look*
Chie: -.- I can ask the same about Queen Mashiro...
Aoi: ...errr, don't...:heh: Okay I get it.
~*~
Nagi: Haaah~ I lost Sergei...but I got my cute Otome Nina now!!
Nina: ...hai
Nagi: Now I get to have home cooked meals everyday!
Nina: ...hai
Nagi: ...and sparkling hallways
Nina: ...hai
Nagi: and bedtime stories told to me before I go to sleep
Nina: (is this what Otou-sama went through everyday!?)
Nagi: And my back scrubbed for bath time.
Nina: *face blanches* ... ugh!
Captain Picard
2006-02-07, 19:23
During the fake trailer:
*Nao dies, and her spirit rises up into the sky*
Nao: God damn it! I just can't ever catch a break, can I?!
Saint Peter: Ooo... Umm... Yeah... *flips through book* In that case... You're probably not going to like where this is going...
vodkakiss
2006-02-08, 00:58
EVERYONE: MAKI MAKI MAKI!!!!
Shiho: Weirdos!
Lonelyfighte
2006-02-08, 19:02
Hmm...This came to me out of no where... >_<
Natsuki: Every time I look at you, I wish I was a lesbian.
Shizuru: Every time I look at you I'm glad I'm a lesbian.
Errr...Wait...That's something Shizuru would say...:heh:
vodkakiss
2006-02-08, 19:08
^score! XD
Nina: Aw..f@*# it! I can't figure out how to do this math problem ><. *looks around*
*long pause*
Nina: Ah well screw it, time for my personal collection of Otto-sama photoalbum! *giggles*
Arika: *walks in* NINA-CHAN?!
Nina: O.o
Arika: Mind if i join?
^score! XD
Nina: Aw..f@*# it! I can't figure out how to do this math problem ><. *looks around*
*long pause*
Nina: Ah well screw it, time for my personal collection of Otto-sama photoalbum! *giggles*
Arika: *walks in* NINA-CHAN?!
Nina: O.o
Arika: Mind if i join?
Too bad that their fighting over him now...
vodkakiss
2006-02-08, 21:13
^yah...
but still >< what's so good about him?! -.- if they are looking for blonds why can't they just hook up with Erstin and Haruka? XD
Nagi: Sergay!
Sergay: Yes your highness. *bows*
Nagi: Marry me and stop troubling Nina and Arika!
Sergay: o.O
Nagi: Do it!
Sergay: ...yes sire...
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XD its the least Nagi could do <,< i hate Nagi with a passion !!!
Lonelyfighte
2006-02-08, 21:32
Nina: Aw..f@*# it! I can't figure out how to do this math problem ><. *looks around*
*long pause*
Nina: Ah well screw it, time for my personal collection of Otto-sama photoalbum! *giggles*
Arika: *walks in* NINA-CHAN?!
Nina: O.o
Arika: Mind if i join?
Just a slight problem with the otto-sama thing (I hate him, I really do >_<) it should be more like:
Nina: Ah well screw it, time for my personal collection of Ers-chan pictures!
with the same conclusions, :heh:
vodkakiss
2006-02-08, 21:37
^XD ofcourse that would work too...aw crap gtg do math problems XD well last one for today...><
Nagi: Tomeo-chan, Join the darkside... *grins*
Tomeo: *sigh* if only you were a girl...
Nagi: ...
Yazakura
2006-02-08, 22:09
Erstin: But I thought you wanted to do the Yuri with me!
Nina: NO! Ummm...not without Arinko over there!
Arika & Eristen: :confused:
vodkakiss
2006-02-09, 19:28
Priest: Do you Antsy of Windbloom take Sergay-lolipedophile Wong as your lawfully wedded husband?
Yazakura
2006-02-10, 01:03
Arika: Umm....is there any reason why you dragged me to a hotel...rented one room, with one bed?
Nina: *locks the door behind her* Sorry I took you all the way out here, but you wouldn't listen to me if I didn't!
Arika: Eh? You've got something to say to me so you bring us miles away from home? *steps back due to sudden proximity between her and Nina*
Nina: Won't you pay attention for once? The only reason I have you here with me right now is because I li-*stammers*
Arika: Lobster?
Nina: Lik-
Arika: Linoleum?
Nina: Would you shut up and listen to me?!!!:frustrated:
Arika: OH! Ok....
Nina: It's because I like you!!! *glomps and smooches Arika*
Hmm...sounds like just about any of the characters could be put in the same situation with this exact dialoge...:D
haha! good one Yazakura, really cute and Arika-like...
(Nina makes a pact with Nagi)
Erstin: Nagi-chan! Let me touch you a bit!
Tempest35
2006-02-10, 16:52
Reporter: I am Josie here with World News and I am here with a bed-ridden Sergay Wong. *blushes* ...of course 'bed-ridden' can be left to interpretation...
Sergay: :eyebrow: Excuse me?
Nina: *standing next to Sergay, growling at the reporter*
Nagi: *speaks through an intercom from another room* -Yeah, he's been 'bed-ridden'...many times.-
Sergay: Denka...! :upset:
Josie: I'm...I'm sorry sir! *still blushing* Anyway, I'm here with one of the survivors from the initial explosion that rocked Windbloom just days ago. Major Wong, there are reports that put you in the HEART of that blast, not to mention taking a direct hit from a Slave just a few minutes beforehand. How do you explain your obviously miracluous survival?
Sergay: *scratches the back of his head* I really don't know myself. I passed out from the heat of the explosion so...*turns and gives a small smile at Nina* I have to assume that my daughter bailed me out of that one.
Nina: *blushes and looks down, wringing her hands a bit* ...it...it was nothing, Father. Of course I'll protect you.
Josie: Awww, father-daughter love seems to prevail even in a most dire situation. Tell me, Major Wong, are you immortal?
Sergay: *laughs* If I am, it sucks because I still deal with the pain.
Josie: So if someone was to cut off your head...you would die?
Nagi: *speaks before Sergay could answer* -Well Miss Josie, that would depend on which 'head' you cut first.-
Sergay: Denka...that's enough! Stop playing with Natsuki's desk and turn off that damn intercom! :frustrated:
Nagi: -But it's sooo~ much fun! :p-
Yazakura
2006-02-10, 23:07
Shiho: I'm moving to "Hyrule" to stop with the Maki maki crap and fill in for that dead windmill guy.....
vodkakiss
2006-02-11, 02:32
Nina: *smoking in the dorm all stressed out*
Arika: *walks in, stares*
Nina: *stares back*
*AT THE SAME TIME*
Arika: What are you doing?
Nina: What were you doing?!
*STill at the same time*
Nina: Isn't ovbious?!
Arika: Ditto that...
Nina: *looks over to Arika*
Arika: I sure worn your Otto-sama out...oppss
Nina: *chokes*
Arika: pass that ciggy!
Tempest35
2006-02-14, 00:14
Aoi: Oh man, I get one cool scene and I end up falling off a cliff for bratty Mashiro?
Chie: But the fans liked it. You were really beautiful there.
Aoi: Yeah but...for Mashiro? She was a royal pain! Especially in that weird sounding voice of hers calling for every little thing...Why didn't they hire a Garderobe flunkie to be her maid - at least they could have fought their way out...I'm not into all that kung fu. *sniffs* And you didn't come save me!
Chie: :heh: It's not like I didn't want to come save you. Honest. *sighs* It's just that Tomoe does that lil trick with her tongue and fingers and...whew
Aoi: :twitch: CHIE!!
Captain Picard
2006-02-14, 01:10
Arika: What happen to the Fire String Ruby?
Natsuki: OK, I'll tell you... I was walking with her one day around the forest. Things were all normal, until all of a sudden this telephone booth popped out of nowhere. These two men came out and captured Mai, dragging her back into the booth. They apparently needed her to get a "most excellent" mark on their physics project. I haven't seen her since.
Arika: O_o
Akuma-sama
2006-02-14, 01:24
Shiho: I'm moving to "Hyrule" to stop with the Maki maki crap and fill in for that dead windmill guy.....
...I'm never going to play that game the same way.
vodkakiss
2006-02-15, 00:15
Chie: :heh: It's not like I didn't want to come save you. Honest. *sighs* It's just that Tomoe does that lil trick with her tongue and fingers and...whew
Aoi: :twitch: CHIE!!
O.O I'm with Aoi on this one...:heh:
*Tomeo in jail with her precious onee-sama*
Tomeo: WOW I WOULD LOVE TO STAY HERE FOREVER!
MattAlchemy
2006-02-15, 00:38
Shiho: Makimakimakimaki-
Tomoe: A cookie! I'll give it to Shizuru-Sama!
Shiho: Makimakimaki!
Arika: A SPIRAL cookie!!
Shiho: ... Makimaki...!
Nina: A Turn turn cookie, worth 200$ more than your stupid cookie profits Arika.
Shiho: ...Maki...
Shizuru: I have all! Yay for me.
Shiho: ... ME WANT NORMAL SPIRAL TURNTURN COOKIES!!
*Shiho crashed everyone just for the cookie*
Shiho: Cookie... Me... WANT!!
Arika: As long as my profits weren't much of a hurt...
Hyosuke575
2006-02-15, 02:19
lol, oh wow these are really funny, all right let me try.
Shio: MakiMakiMaki!
Chie: If you turn that thing one more god damn time!! I'm going to take this stick and shove it up your @@$%@$#%!!
Shio goes to turn the knob. Chie slaps the stick in her hand with an evil grin on her face.
Chie: Thats right, go ahead and test me!
Shio stays still for a minute and then.
Shio: look over there its Aoi!
Chie: Really! Where?
Shio runs off laughing.
Shio: MakiMakiMaki!!
Chie: oh I did not just fall for that, tell me I did not just fall for that!!!!
vodkakiss
2006-02-16, 21:52
Natsuki: Okay kids, here is the deal when walking with Nao, always wear boxers and don't try to hitch-hike with her...
Younger Otomes: Why?
Natsuki : erm...personal experience...
Tempest35
2006-02-18, 10:00
Shizuru: *reading the paper*... :eyebrow: ... Today Ealis soldiers picked up two young women, one whom was drastically 'underdressed'. Despite cries of, "I'm the Principle of Garderobe," and such, they were both taken into custody. Questioning of the soldiers had left many of them amused despite.
"Sure, if I was alone I would have loved to have given them some 'roadside assistance' but I am a proud soldier of Ealis. Still you don't get a show like that often."
Shizuru: I've told her to wear the lace ones but nooo~...Still, that's a pretty picture of her pretty backside though. ^_^ *adds to her pile of newspaper clips.
Shizuru goes to Tomoes dorm room door and knocks. Tomoe answers* Tomoe, I know I'm your teacher, but..I want to do the yuri with you.
Tomoe: *shocked expression* Oneesama? I..
*Natsuki emerges from the room wrapped in a sheet* Are you coming back to bed Tomoe-chan *she strokes down Tomoes arm softly*
*Shizuru faints*
Natsuki and Tomoe look at each other, smiling.
Natsuki: I'll strip Shizuru, you get the handcuffs *evil smile*
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There's no excuse for that little scene..there really isn't :P
l33tz0rd
2006-02-18, 17:46
NLTD FTW X'D
Shizuru: I love men <333
Arika: and I love you, Onee-sama *-*
Shizuru goes to Tomoes dorm room door and knocks. Tomoe answers* Tomoe, I know I'm your teacher, but..I want to do the yuri with you.
Tomoe: *shocked expression* Oneesama? I..
*Natsuki emerges from the room wrapped in a sheet* Are you coming back to bed Tomoe-chan *she strokes down Tomoes arm softly*
*Shizuru faints*
Natsuki and Tomoe look at each other, smiling.
Natsuki: I'll strip Shizuru, you get the handcuffs *evil smile*
Shizuru : *wakes up with dazzed head* Huh? Where am I? *noticed that herself has been tied with chain to the bed* What the?! :uhoh:
*sees Natsuki and Tomoe argued in front of her*
Natsuki : Back off, Coral. I'll do it first
Tomoe : What?! You think I can be satisfied with handcuffs alone? No, Principle. this is my chance.
Natsuki : No! It's mine! Finally I can become the seme! With whips and chains!
Tomoe : Yara yara.. just accept it that you're a pathetic uke :eyebrow:
Natsuki : How dare you!! MATERIALISE!!
Tomoe : Behold! My stormtroopers!!
Shizuru : :twitch:
Nah, it's what they'll do... How about :
Shizuru : *wakes up with dazzed head* Huh? Where am I? *noticed that herself has been tied with chain to the bed* What the?! :uhoh:
Tomoe : *blush* Natsuki-Onee sama... I've realized that you're muuch more lovely than Shizuru-Onee san. *lays her head on Natsuki's breasts*
Natsuki : Sometimes people made mistakes, Tomoe-chan *hugs Tomoe caringly* But now we know who our true love are... *smooch Tomoe*
Shizuru : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :upset:
l33tz0rd
2006-02-19, 15:33
Bad Bad Sunsh ;_;
U'll gonna make Shizzy cry ;__;
vodkakiss
2006-02-19, 16:01
Chie *signing the paper in ep19*: all done, I'll get my sex change operation done tomorrow...I can finally become a man.
*Chie shivers* Chie: something is not quite right...o.o
Zombie Aoi: Nani?! What did you just say?
Chie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Natsuki calls Shizuru into her office, asks her to sit down. Shizuru looks like she's got something on her mind*
Natsuki: Shizuru. I need to tell you something.
Shizuru: I've got something to tell Natsuki aswell.
Natsuki: Let me go first, it's important. Shizuru, I lov..
*Shizuru cuts in*
Shizuru: I'm pregnant.
Natsuki: Wha..pregnant???
Shizuru: And it's Rados child
Natsuki: O.o
vodkakiss
2006-02-19, 16:51
*to the post above* O.O x 10000
Tempest35
2006-02-19, 16:55
Shizuru : *wakes up with dazzed head* Huh? Where am I? *noticed that herself has been tied with chain to the bed* What the?! :uhoh:
*sees Natsuki and Tomoe argued in front of her*
Natsuki : No! It's mine! Finally I can become the seme! With whips and chains!
Tomoe : Yara yara.. just accept it that you're a pathetic uke :eyebrow:
Natsuki : How dare you!! MATERIALISE!!
Tomoe : Behold! My stormtroopers!!
AHAHAHAAAAH!! :D
Darth Tomoe comes for you!! *theme of the Empire plays in the BG*
l33tz0rd
2006-02-19, 18:25
HAHAHAHAHA :heh::eyespin:
Darth Tomoe counterattack
Arika and Nina, both in bad shape during their last battle....
Nina: "let's finish it"
Arika: "this time i have more experience"
Nina: "PAPEEEERR !"
Arika: "SCISSSSSSSSOR !"
Nina: "Crap, i loose... damn Sunrise, that's what happens when you don't want to show any fights"
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Same scene
Arika: (Mai in MH mode) "I don't want to fight anymore, I don't want to be an Otome and hurt people"
Nina: "And you think this is the worst things an Otome has to do ? I had to cook meal, clean everything in the palace, stand up during hours and Nagi even asked me to..."
(mumbling in Arika's ear)
Arika: O_o'..... >_<'...... >_<# !!!
Nagi and Mashiro, fighting on their own...
Mashiro: "What are they doing ?"
Nagi: "They.... unmaterialize ?"
Mashiro: "Hey ! I can't believe this ! They are running away together.... Come back you deserters !"
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22 years old meister Nina Wong entering a bar in Windbloom, noticing a drunken Arika in a corner.
Nina: "What are you doing here ?"
Arika: "I can't take it any more. Mashiro is always complaining about everything: my cooking, my cleaning, the laundry... She only wakes at 10 in the morning, never work, i have to do all the administrative part of the queen's job.... and during that time she is playing outside with Windbloom's money and playboys.... it's a nightmare, i'm going crazy"
Nina: "Well, you know, Nagi is always planning some creepy plots to take control of something, so I have to fight badguys everyday to save his ass and during that time he is blackmailing me about Outo-sama.... He is even forcing me to bathe with him every evening.... "
Arika: ".....Wanna drink with me ?"
Nina: "Sure... barman, an another bottle of whisky !"
(the dark side of an being an Otome.... :heh: )
Spoilered because it's got episode 20 stuff in..
For the purpose of this, the Tomoe/Shizuru badness was a little more mutual.
*Tomoe and Shizuru wake up the next morning in bed*
Tomoe: Look..Last night..I'm sorry, I really shouldn't have done that. I mean you were good and everything, a real pro..But it only reaffirmed my feelings for Sergei..
Shizuru: O.o
Tomoe: Don't worry, I'll make sure you're not hurt. But it can't happen again.
*Tomoe gets dressed and goes to leave the room, but turn back to see Shizuru with an angry expression*
Shizuru: Well you know what, since we're being honest *she raises her voice* I FAKED IT!
Wow, I have no idea where that came from *shudders*
Tempest35
2006-02-24, 17:51
And here I thought that even nigh-invincible Sergei couldn't touch Tomoe... 0.0 :D
vodkakiss
2006-02-25, 13:47
Ep20
Shizuru: O.O Tomoe your a guy?! *screams*
Ep20
Shizuru: O.O Tomoe your a guy?! *screams*
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I'm the one screaming!!! :frustrated:
How about..
Tomoe : Great. First Miya, Nina, Erstin, and now it turns out that Shizuru onee-sama, you're ALSO a guy?!
---
ranchan13
2006-02-25, 15:37
Ep20.
Tomoe: Shizuru, tonight I make you mine
Shizuru:So, you got me out of jail just for that?
Tomoe: Of course, now onto the hours upon hours of kinky sex
Shizuru: *sigh* And Natsuki usually let's me sleep after 30 minutes.
*elsewhere*
Natsuki: I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if Shizuru's voice is crying out in the darkness, only to be forever silenced
*back in Mashiro's room*
Tomoe: What have I done?!?
Shizuru: x_x
Tomoe: I, I didn't know 45 minutes would kill her. Oh well, guess I have to get Miya back now, DAMNIT!
vodkakiss
2006-02-25, 17:00
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I'm the one screaming!!! :frustrated:
How about..
Tomoe : Great. First Miya, Nina, Erstin, and now it turns out that Shizuru onee-sama, you're ALSO a guy?!
---
:heh: my bad :p
Mashiro *finds out what happened to her bed* : ZOMG!!!1111!!!! AOI CHANGE THE SHEETS!!!!111!
Zombie Aoi: Damn it...can't I rest in peace?!
Tempest35
2006-02-25, 18:29
Great one vodkakiss. ^_^ b
Now for mine :
::In the 'Royal Bedroom Suite::
Tomoe: Good news Shizuru-oneesama. Tonight we're having guests.
Shizuru: Guests...? (Don't tell me...!)
Tomoe: *smiles and licks her fingers seductively* My, Shizuru-oneesama, why do you look so worried? You know them well.
*Door opens revealing...Nina carrying a comatose Sergay on her back and dumps him next to Shizuru*
Nina: Whew, he's heavier than I thought...*small blush*
Tomoe: *smiles* I didn't think you had it in you, Nina. That's the #1 Coral for you.
Nina: *small glower* I'm a Meister now, Tomoe. *averts eyes* Okay...I'm here, so tell me...*spots Shizuru* Shizuru-oneesama!?
Tomoe: Iyaaah~! Don't worry, I'm keeping her safe up here from everyone.
Nina: ... everyone but from yourself, I see...
Tomoe: ...you're one to talk. Bringing your 'Otou-sama' up here...
Shizuru: *whispering* Major Wang, are you okay...?
Sergay: ...ugh...what's...happening...
Tomoe: Major Wang, your daughter brought you here so she could learn from me. *smiles at Shizuru as she takes out Shizuru's Pearl Diary* This is a treasure worth any hidden beneath Garderobe....
Nina: NO way, I thought that was lost forever! *eyes wide*
Sergay: ... learn...? *looks at Nina's blushing face as both she and Tomoe start to pour through Shizuru's 'notes'* ... Learn what? *looks at Shizuru, who's looking very worried* Just what did you teach these girls!?
Shizuru: :heh: Teach...? Well...it won't be secret for long...*mutters* damn it, she found my diary! It lists every single yuri act from even before the Colonization Era. It even has an original of the Karma Sutra!! I haven't even finished it on Natsuki yet...! If only she hadn't shown it to Mai and...!
Sergay: 0.0;
vodkakiss
2006-02-25, 18:36
O,o her dairy consists of all smexual encounterzzz
oh zheee Yuri Pwnage XD
Great one vodkakiss. ^_^ b
Now for mine :
::In the 'Royal Bedroom Suite::
Tomoe: Good news Shizuru-oneesama. Tonight we're having guests.
Shizuru: Guests...? (Don't tell me...!)
Tomoe: *smiles and licks her fingers seductively* My, Shizuru-oneesama, why do you look so worried? You know them well.
*Door opens revealing...Nina carrying a comatose Sergay on her back and dumps him next to Shizuru*
Nina: Whew, he's heavier than I thought...*small blush*
Tomoe: *smiles* I didn't think you had it in you, Nina. That's the #1 Coral for you.
Nina: *small glower* I'm a Meister now, Tomoe. *averts eyes* Okay...I'm here, so tell me...*spots Shizuru* Shizuru-oneesama!?
Tomoe: Iyaaah~! Don't worry, I'm keeping her safe up here from everyone.
Nina: ... everyone but from yourself, I see...
Tomoe: ...you're one to talk. Bringing your 'Otou-sama' up here...
Shizuru: *whispering* Major Wang, are you okay...?
Sergay: ...ugh...what's...happening...
Tomoe: Major Wang, your daughter brought you here so she could learn from me. *smiles at Shizuru as she takes out Shizuru's Pearl Diary* This is a treasure worth any hidden beneath Garderobe....
Nina: NO way, I thought that was lost forever! *eyes wide*
Sergay: ... learn...? *looks at Nina's blushing face as both she and Tomoe start to pour through Shizuru's 'notes'* ... Learn what? *looks at Shizuru, who's looking very worried* Just what did you teach these girls!?
Shizuru: :heh: Teach...? Well...it won't be secret for long...*mutters* damn it, she found my diary! It lists every single yuri act from even before the Colonization Era. It even has an original of the Karma Sutra!! I haven't even finished it on Natsuki yet...! If only she hadn't shown it to Mai and...!
Sergay: 0.0;
OMFG LOL!!! :heh:
She learned from the master! :D
Yazakura
2006-02-26, 15:36
Shiho: In case of my absence, YOU, Arika Yumemiya, become Shiho!
Arika: Do I even wanna take that role? You can't hold a candle up to mine!
Shiho: Better practice for that part time job. "That mean Ocarina kid screwed up my windmill!"
Everyone: :twitch:
Hyosuke575
2006-02-26, 23:34
Yukino, Natsuki, and Nao are standing in front of Harukas grave.
Yukino: She really did die from laughing so hard.
Nao: (looking at Natsuki) Oh my god you killed Haruka!
Natsuki: And whos fault is THAT!!!
Yazakura
2006-02-27, 00:16
Sergay: The academy's been taken over? FABULOUS!
Nagi: All thanks to me! Now, I wonder why Nina quit being my Otome....mistress? Go get my rubber ducky and draw a bath for me!
Sergay: As you wish, my highness.....*blushes*
vodkakiss
2006-02-27, 00:44
Natsuki: Take a look in the Kruger Mart *wink wink*
XDDD (in refrence of this pic http://www.deviantart.com/view/29645118/)
ranchan13
2006-02-27, 00:48
Chie: Sergei, there's something I need help with
Sergei: Intersting, I'd have never thought you of all people would come to me
Chie: But, you're the only one who can help me
Sergei: I never could resist a woman in need *stands up slowly and starts fumbling with his belt buckle*
Chie: *while turning around and not noticing* I've fallen for Nagi, I cannot live without him
Sergei: *pants falling to his ankles* 0_0
Chie: *turning back around* Could you... ACK!!! What are you doing???
Sergei: I, I thought. Nagi?!? 0_0;;
Chie: For god's sake man, no one wants to see anything that small, put some pants back on
Serei: T_T
vodkakiss
2006-02-27, 10:02
(^ O.O Chie....>.>)
Natsuki: Just keep swimming, Just keep swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' *dances*
Shizuru: >.> no more Finding Nemo for you >:o
Natsuki: >.> geesh someone is on their time of the month...
Yazakura
2006-02-28, 00:38
Sergay: Nagi, do you want to do the Yaoi with me? *starts stripping*
Nagi: For the love of god, yes damn it! TAKE ME NOW!!!!
Yazakura
2006-02-28, 00:53
Arika: There are no guys left on the show now...;_;
Nina: It's up to us to stop being virgins Arinko....;)
Arika: At least Sergay didn't steal our virginity...that'd be unholy!
Nina: Then we'll have to do the Yuri!
Arika: What's Yuri?
Nina: You and I are gonna have a hell of an awsome time finding out...
Arika: Just TELL ME!
Nina: WELL, it goes like this...*whispers in Arika's ear, leans backand Frenches her*
Arika: Nina-chan...I never knew... *is knocked out and left helpless while remaining under Nina's control*
Nina: :p
ranchan13
2006-02-28, 15:57
Nao: Hey Natsuki, since Shizuru has a new girl, wanna do the Yuri?
Natsuki: What, what are you talking about? Yuri?
Nao: You know, that thing you do with Shizuru every night?
Natsuki: *thinks back, recalls something* Oh that! Sure, I'll go get the whipped cream and cherries, you get the chocolate syrup and ice cream
Nao: Wow, never would have thought you went for that kind of dirty headmaster.
Natsuki: *a few moments later* Did you bring any bowls? You can't make sundaes without bowls
Nao: *blink blink* Y-you mean, you and Shizuru don't have sex?
Natsuki: What kind of person do you take me for, Sergei is the only one for me
Nao: T_T
Shiho: Oh Nao, I have longed for so long to kiss those lips
Nao: @_@
Shiho: I can't deny it anymore, Let's do the Yuri!
Nao: B-before w-we get too carried away Shiho, I have something I must confess
Shiho: Whatever it is, it can wait, Yuri me, now bitch!
Nao: A-a-about that, y-y-you see, I''m a man
Shiho: @_@, O_O;;
Nao: I, I didn't want you to find out like this
Shiho: Why you!!!! I'll turn you to death!!! MAKI MAKI MAKI MAKI
Nao: *blinks at her turning device* You know, I think you'd have more fun if I turned you using that.
Shiho: O_O;;;;
Lilie: You, You are...
Reito: Yes Me...
Me Me Me...
vodkakiss
2006-02-28, 20:14
Nao: Oh Chieee I have something to confess
Chie: *smirks* sure!
Nao: I...er...umm love you! Let's do the yuri!
Chie: o.O
Zombie Aoi: ROAR!!!!!
Nao: O.O ...>.> Chie...I never knew you are a necro...
Akuma-sama
2006-03-01, 10:05
A scene from the Coral Training Camp, six years after the end of Mai Otome...
Chie: "Allright everyone, it's time for the song! Everyone sing along now...
♪If you want to do the yuri clap your hands, *hands clapping*
♪If you want to do the yuri clap your hands, *hands clapping*
♪If you want to do the yuri clap your hands and kiss Aoi,
♪If you want to do the yuri clap your... hands... well, as soon as you're finished kissing her..."
Aoi, under the kittenpile: "Help--mmmph..."
:heh:
Tempest35
2006-03-01, 22:40
:Zipang:
Takumi: *in the kitchen cooking, humming as well*
Akira: Lord Takumi! What are you doing, cooking like this!? You should be upstairs stamping important papers and looking all regal and everything!
Takumi: I hate sitting like that, my legs get cramps. Besides, I like baking cakes like Onee-chan taught me. *scoops a bit of cake icing and holds it to Akira* It's strawberry chocolate - your fave. ^_^
Akira: ... :upset: Don't do this to me! *takes some icing anyway*
Takumi: *small blush but smiles* Shoot, I don't have a cake ready to put the icing on...
Akira: ... why would you do something like that, make icing but no cake *taking the icing quite freely right now and ignoring Takumi's gaze*
Takumi: Well, since you're here...how about you?
Akira: 0.0 *coughs* Ta-ta-ta-ta-Takumi-sama! What in the
Takumi: What's wrong? It's not like you'll lose your 'powers' or anything...
Akira: ... true...STILL!!
~Later~
Iori: *on a phone to Artai* Yeah, I never thought that the entire 'icing' thing would work but it did. Master Sergay, you truly are a master. Where did you learn that one from?
~Young Lady Mai!? Get outta here!! SHE did it to you? Um, just how far did you two...oh, well, I suppose that does make sense...I never imagined that it would be 'like sister, like brother'. I'm so proud of Takumi-sama right now. :)
Yazakura
2006-03-01, 23:05
Nagi: Sergay, we've gotta give up and DO the YURI!
Sergay: How'd you find out about my gender change?!
Nagi: Well, let's just say a little canary told me, right Nina chan?
Nina: *Has Arika's head resting on her lap and is stroking her hair lovingly, then realize she's been found out and takes Arika to their "love love chamber."
Akuma-sama
2006-03-01, 23:14
Slice of life in Zipang Castle...
Shouldn't that be:
Takumi: "Ah, Akira-kun, that icing tastes pretty good... isn't it oneechan's recipe?"
Akira: "Yes, I found your sister's cooking book, and I figured I might as well try."
Takumi: "Hm... but where's the cake?"
Akira: "In front of me."
Takumi: "Ah?" *turns around* "Where is it?"
Akira, licking her lips: "Still in front of me."
...and I just realized, all the past few "Things they'd never say" have been sex-related somehow :twitch:
And just how many times was "do you want to do the yuri" said, anyway? Whoever made that gif (name escapes me right now...), I think you started a catch phrase. :heh:
vodkakiss
2006-03-01, 23:30
okay since you guys mentioned it >.> here is a none "sexed" up senario...
*Windbloom Caslte*
Nagi: *looking out the window...suddenly his stomach lurchs*
Nina: ... *daydreaming*
Nagi: Nina-chan I'm hungry, go fetch me some thing to eat...
Nina: Yes your majesty *leaves the room*
*15minutes later*
Nina: *runs in* Your majesty, it seems someone had already devoured all of our food supplies!!!
Nagi: Nani?! It was just refilled yesterday!!! It must be a conspiracy! *hears faint meowing sounds*
Nina: ...
Nagi: ...
*BAM*
*gigantic neko mikoto runs in*
XD okay not funny >.>
Akuma-sama
2006-03-01, 23:50
It's also :topicoff:...
...it's entirely possible for Mikoto to eat every bit of food in the castle--nay, in the kingdom!
-rep for you!
:joke:
Tempest35
2006-03-02, 07:45
Shouldn't that be:
Takumi: "Ah, Akira-kun, that icing tastes pretty good... isn't it oneechan's recipe?"
Akira: "Yes, I found your sister's cooking book, and I figured I might as well try."
Takumi: "Hm... but where's the cake?"
Akira: "In front of me."
Takumi: "Ah?" *turns around* "Where is it?"
Akira, licking her lips: "Still in front of me."
*chuckles* The Hunter is now in reach of her prey and moves to strike... :D
...and I just realized, all the past few "Things they'd never say" have been sex-related somehow :twitch:
And just how many times was "do you want to do the yuri" said, anyway? Whoever made that gif (name escapes me right now...), I think you started a catch phrase. :heh:
I think that Starks-kun did that gif you're talking about. ^^
Tempest35
2006-03-03, 17:50
A fight record of Sergay Wong...
Sergay vs 4 thugs in alley - *four shots heard* "Next Time I'll Aim For You."
result: Sergay pwns
~*~
Sergay vs 2 Slave Lords in sewers - *two shots heard* "Okay, Let's Move On."
result: Sergay pwns
~*~
Sergay vs Slave/CHILD - takes a direct hit and is still standing with no blood!
result: Sergay has super titanium alloy skin?!
~*~
Sergay vs Otome - Sergay seduces them and turns them against their master
result: Sergay is da playa!!
~*~
Sergay vs Pillar Otome - Oh wait, it's a guest appearance! It's MAI!
Mai: First Strike! Super Iron Chef Ladle of Ex-Girlfriend STRIKE! *BONGBONGBONGBONG*
result: Sergay KO'ed
+_+'
A fight record of Sergay Wong...
Sergay vs 4 thugs in alley - *four shots heard* "Next Time I'll Aim For You."
result: Sergay pwns
~*~
Sergay vs 2 Slave Lords in sewers - *two shots heard* "Okay, Let's Move On."
result: Sergay pwns
~*~
Sergay vs Slave/CHILD - takes a direct hit and is still standing with no blood!
result: Sergay has super titanium alloy skin?!
~*~
Sergay vs Otome - Sergay seduces them and turns them against their master
result: Sergay is da playa!!
~*~
Sergay vs Pillar Otome - Oh wait, it's a guest appearance! It's MAI!
Mai: First Strike! Super Iron Chef Ladle of Ex-Girlfriend STRIKE! *BONGBONGBONGBONG*
result: Sergay KO'ed
+_+'
Conclusion : Mai pwned all characters in otome! :heh:
Yazakura
2006-03-04, 17:27
Sergay: My unborn baby already hates everyone here who's not me!
Akuma-sama
2006-03-04, 22:38
Sergei: "Every baby cry because they haven't met me!"
Yazakura
2006-03-04, 23:29
Sergay: Thanks to YOU, I'm 7 months pregnant! What am I gonna do now, huh?!
Nagi: Oooh scary...but you have to admit, we had one hell of a time doin' the yaoi!
Nina: Oto-sama, forget what I said about earlier.
*drags Arika off to be in the same bed with her*
Everyone: :twitch:
vodkakiss
2006-03-05, 04:01
>.> thought about one while i was making art XD
Tomoe: Oneesama you...your a vir..gin?! *faints*
Tempest35
2006-03-05, 07:21
Mikoto: *awakens* ....hnnnn...Maiii~
Mai: Yes Master! *kneels* What is it?
Mikoto: ... what's 'yuri'...? It seems it's all the rage...
Mai: :twitch: Whe-Where did you hear that from?
Mikoto: *rubs her eyes* You keep saying 'yuri' and 'Natsuki' in your sleep...
Mai: *full on blush* I do not...!! damnI'vebeenheretoolong.
Mikoto: hnnn...is it good to eat?
Mai: :heh: That depends...if you like the taste or not...:heh:
Mikoto: Okay Mai~ ! Make some 'Yuri' tonight please!!
Mai: ...Kami~sama...I'm not that kind of a chef!! :upset:
ranchan13
2006-03-05, 12:35
Mikoto: *awakens* ....hnnnn...Maiii~
Mai: Yes Master! *kneels* What is it?
Mikoto: ... what's 'yuri'...? It seems it's all the rage...
Mai: :twitch: Whe-Where did you hear that from?
Mikoto: *rubs her eyes* You keep saying 'yuri' and 'Natsuki' in your sleep...
Mai: *full on blush* I do not...!! damnI'vebeenheretoolong.
Mikoto: hnnn...is it good to eat?
Mai: :heh: That depends...if you like the taste or not...:heh:
Mikoto: Okay Mai~ ! Make some 'Yuri' tonight please!!
Mai: ...Kami~sama...I'm not that kind of a chef!! :upset:
*falls over dead, the laughing was too much*
>.> thought about one while i was making art XD
Tomoe: Oneesama you...your a vir..gin?! *faints*
ROFLMAO!! No No No No No!! Absolutely NO! :heh:
How can she do a yuri if she's still virgin? :heh:
vodkakiss
2006-03-06, 19:23
ROFLMAO!! No No No No No!! Absolutely NO! :heh:
How can she do a yuri if she's still virgin? :heh:
:heh: ofcourse not...:heh:
Chie (to that suspicious person on the bed) : When you wake up, you are going to spin around the room three times, say coocoo and then become my slave! got it? good! now wake up!!! *shakes suspected Aoi violently*
Mikoto: *awakens* ....hnnnn...Maiii~
Mai: Yes Master! *kneels* What is it?
Mikoto: ... what's 'yuri'...? It seems it's all the rage...
Mai: :twitch: Whe-Where did you hear that from?
Mikoto: *rubs her eyes* You keep saying 'yuri' and 'Natsuki' in your sleep...
Mai: *full on blush* I do not...!! damnI'vebeenheretoolong.
Mikoto: hnnn...is it good to eat?
Mai: :heh: That depends...if you like the taste or not...:heh:
Mikoto: Okay Mai~ ! Make some 'Yuri' tonight please!!
Mai: ...Kami~sama...I'm not that kind of a chef!! :upset:
nice one Tempest :D , What Will Mai Do?? XD
Tempest35
2006-03-07, 16:34
Yet another one...geez, I have too much free time to think of this stuff at work. Y'know, I really think that this thread should be re-named to the Mai-OtHiME Comedy thread. XD
Ahh, a lil 'PG' to 'PG-13' warning on this for implied visuals ^^;;
~*~
::After 'Final Battle' and all that::
Tomoe: *bound and gagged with hands behind her back, lying on the bed, looking quite frightened at the figures standing over her*
Mai: *evil glare* So this is the one who called me 'stupid for loving a man,' Arika-chan?
Arika: Yeaaap~ She's all for 'Oneesama'-type thing.
Nina: I heard her as well. She seemed very adamant about it.
Mai: *cracks her knuckles* Prepare yourself, my young kohai...You have a lot to learn about just how frightening an Oneesama can be when they are upset...*sits on the bed and pulls Tomoe over across her lap while Nina hands her the instrument of Tomoe's punishment - the NEGI of DOOM* Take the gag off of her Arika. I want to hear her screams...
Tomoe: *w/ gag off* No, Mai-Oneesama, I beg you, please, anything but that...!! I couldn't bear it!
Mai: You should have thought about that before bad-mouthing an Oneesama even when they are not around. *rolls up her sleeve* IKUZO~!! *SMACK*
Tomoe: No~!!! Ahhh! Itee~! Ahhh~!! Ahhhh~ Mai-Oneesama~! ... Please, have mercy~!
Mai: You like being the baby so much? Well, babies get 'spankings' too!
Arika: *tilts her head* Nina-chan...kore wa nani...?
Nina: *full-mode blush, ignoring Arika* ...I never thought that Tomoe had an 'Oneesama' fetish this badly...
~~~~
Shizuru: *listening from the door at the sounds of Tomoe's cries* Fuu fuu fuu...it appears that Mai-san was a good 'student' of mine after all...I'm so proud... ^______^, (small tear)
ChOkObItO
2006-03-07, 17:58
Tomoe: Nagi turns me on *¬*
vodkakiss
2006-03-07, 21:36
*Nagi in his comfortable bedroom with a plasma tv*
Nagi: ...*flips through channels*
Smith: AH, denka there you are! You sent for me?
Nagi: a...John Smith just the person I want to see.
Smith:...?
Nagi: Do you feel like watching a movie with me?
Smith: ...er...I have to get back to work...with the Valkarye units...
Nagi: But it's your favourite Movie! Mr. and Ms. Smith!!!
Smith: <3.<3
setenshi
2006-03-07, 21:49
nina: otou-sama
sergay: otou-sama? me? no wayyy. your otou-san is over there *points to natsuki*
natsuki: ni~na
nina: o_O
sergay: i'm sorry. i was just trying to protect you
nina: o_O oka-san?
shizuru: yes?
nina: X_X *dies*
Yazakura
2006-03-08, 02:02
Sergay: And that's why I want you and Arikno to do the Yuri here and now, understand?
Nina: Yes, oto-san, ANYTHING for the Yuri and particularly Arinko-chan over there....it's getting hot in here, so take off ALL your clothes....;)
Arika: *nervous laugh silenced by Nina's frenching.*
Sergay: NOSE BLEED!!!!!! Weeeee oooooohhhhhhhhh! That's hot! Mind if we make it a threesome?
Nina: No way in hell old man, she's MINE!
Akuma-sama
2006-03-08, 23:21
On the sun-lit Sakura-sided alley separating Guarderobe and Fuuka Academy (...ok, a very long sakura-sided alley, with a large span of deep space and a few dimensions cutting it in parts) stood two combatants. They were seizing each other up; both of them knew only one of them would step away from this fight alive, and so both of them evaluated what they would have to worry about.
Near them, in a large set of stands, sat a large audience formed of most of Guarderobe and Fuuka's students, and while the formers were simply hoping for a good fight, the latter were animatedly cheering... although the opinions were divided:
"YOU CAN DO IT, ONIICHAN!" Shouted Shiho.
"GO FOR IT, YUUICHI!" Cheered Mai.
"DIE AND GIVE US MAI!" Jeered the leader of the My Umai Mai fanclub.
"DIE AND GIVE US SHIHO!" Jeered the leader and sole member of the Suki Suki Shiho fanclub.
"СКУЕАК!" Declared the school's communist squirrel army.
"Meow!" Declared Mikoto, while munching on a member of the aforementionned army.
"Reow." Disgustedly noted Cat!Mikoto from where she sat next to Mashiro.
"Who do you think will win, Nina-chan?" Erstin asked. She had settled herself next to Arika (herself sitting next to Mashiro) and Nina, and had found the lookalikes of Mai-oneesama, Shiho-oneesama, Shizuru-oneesama and Natsuki-Gakuenchou settling around her as the stands filled up.
"Otousama will, of course," Nina replied in cold certitude.
"Hm, I don't know," Irina noted from behind Nina, "I mean, that Tate guy has a sword, and your dad has a gun. Everyone knows swords beat guns."
"Since when?" Natsuki asked moodily.
"Since this is an Anime," Shizuru noted. The bluette blinked, then nodded conceedingly.
"It's not just the weapons," Nina explained. "It's something not many people know, but 85% of Otousama's body was replaced with solid Adamantium."
"...that explains quite a few things," Arika noted. Nina nodded.
"Doesn't it? Now quiet, Otousama is talking."
"Yeah, like when he got hit by Lumen-san's Child and came out just fine, or how he survived without a scratch when Erstin's Slave stabbed him, or how--"
"QUIET!"
"Hai. ... ... ... Or there wa--arglll!"
"Nina-chan, don't kill Arika-chan!" Erstin gasped.
"YOU!" Sergei shouted, pointing his gun at Tate, "You have soiled this earth and my image for long enough! How dare you ruin my image as a smooth loli-magnet playboy and make people believe I am your equivalent from our world!"
"Uh, yeah, about that," Mai noted, "can anybody tell me why there are two of me? And why that me is carrying a cooking spoon?"
Otome!Mai shrugged. "Don't ask me, I haven't seen episode 22 yet."
"Oh."
"I will" Sergei started, "shoot your repeatedly in the" Sergei declared, "head and" Sergei glared hatefully, "and stop interrupting me while I'm talking!" Sergei snapped. The author gave a shrug and continued typing. "Anyways, you'll DIE!!!!!!!!11"
Nina blinked. That was it?!
Natsuki whistled. "Kinda impressive how he pronounced all those exclamation marks," she noted.
Shizuru nodded. "Yes, though he really should have held the shift key for a little longer."
"Shh! It's Yuuichi's turn!" Mai hissed.
"YOU CAN DO IT, ONIICHAN!" Shiho shouted.
"Myselfmakimaki Myselfmakimaki..." Otome!Shiho muttered, clearly embarassed at her other self's behavior.
"...well, I only got one thing to tell you," Tate said calmly.
"What's that?" Sergei asked.
"You're my most important person."
"HAII?!" Mai gasped.
"IYAAA!" Shiho screamed, before fainting.
"Hona, this is getting good!" Shizuru noted with a grin.
Sergei gave his counterpart a wierd look. "Ok, so you came out of the closet... Why should I care?"
"Because of this!" Tate shouted, before stabbing himself in the heart. "Hah--" he coughed a little blood, "I win..."
"Noooo~~~!!" Sergei screamed as he vanished in a cloud of green sparkles.
Tate fell down to the ground, still gripping his sword tightly. He was grinning victoriously, staring as the little sparkles vanished in the starry sky. He had won... but the price was heavy. He knew he didn't have much of a chance to survive; his sword had run right through his heart. He could already feel the warmth in his body dissapear, see his vision blurring and fail, hear the cheers from the joyful crowd vanish...
...then Youko-sensei and Yohko-sensei kneeled over him. He knew they were about to declare him doomed and--
The former lookalike poked his cheek.
"There's one thing you forgot, Yuuichi-san..."
"You're not a HiME," the second continued.
"Which means your most important person doesn't greensparkle." The first finished.
Tate blinked, then looked as the sparkles focused in the sky and reformed Sergei's body in lower earth atmosphere. Everyone closed their eyes, clapped their hands and made a wish as the new shooting star crossed the sky.
"There's another thing you forgot, Yuuichi-san," Youko said.
"What--*cough* is it?"
"The description at the start said it was daytime, so there aren't any stars in the sky."
"Oh." BANG! The stars vanished, while the sun chased the moon away with a rolling pin.
"And there's a last thing you forgot, Yuuichi-san," Yohko said.
"Wha--*cough, hack* what is it? I'm going to die?"
"Well, yes," Youko said matter-of-facly, "but it won't be because of the sword."
Tate made a puzzled sound. Both Yo(variable 1)kos pointed toward the stands... where Mai had stood and had picked the spoon from her counterpart's hands.
"YUUICHI NO BAKA!!"
"Help---" Tate gasped. Both doctors shook their heads identically.
"We're doctors, not miracle workers. You're dead either way."
"Bu---arghh!" *bonkbonkbonkbonk* <insert sound of Mai repeatedly bashing Tate over the head with the spoon>
Otome!Mai whistled. "She has potential," she noted.
"Hmm, I dunno," Akane Tendou replied, "she needs more emphasis on the 'baka' part."
As the much entertained crowd watched the massacre, Arika blinked, realizing something was odd. "...say, Erstin, aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"ARIKA!" Nina gasped, while Erstin made a small "oh!" sound before turning, with a "pop!", in a cloud of green sparks. The dark-bluette glared at the red-head. "A-Ri-KA!"
"Ah! Gomen, gomen!"
"Boss, we finally finished 'em!" The random employee declared, waving behind him; the bridge, blasted by a stray weather balloon falling on it (or so was the official explaination, which made more sense than, say, a sattelite shooting a laser beam from the sky at it), was now fully repaired.
The boss grinned widely. "Then let's celebrate! I have high-quality champaigne reserved for this, and we can hire a few lap-dancers---"
"aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" BOOM SPLASH!!
...such went the sound of Sergei finishing his fall, ramming right through the bridge and falling into the river. The boss and his employees blinked.
Then the boss started crying.
"Does that mean we don't get those lap-dancers?" one of the employees asked. He was bopped over the head with a stuffed duck for his trouble.
Few minutes later, Sergei popped out of the water, on a nudist beach. He let out a grin, then cackled like an old man:
"Sweeto!"
...I apologize for any mental pictures of Sergei-as-Happosai. :heh:
Tempest35
2006-03-09, 01:21
On the sun-lit Sakura-sided alley separating Guarderobe and Fuuka Academy (...ok, a very long sakura-sided alley, with a large span of deep space and a few dimensions cutting it in parts) stood two combatants. They were seizing each other up; both of them knew only one of them would step away from this fight alive, and so both of them evaluated what they would have to worry about.
Near them, in a large set of stands, sat a large audience formed of most of Guarderobe and Fuuka's students, and while the formers were simply hoping for a good fight, the latter were animatedly cheering... although the opinions were divided:
"YOU CAN DO IT, ONIICHAN!" Shouted Shiho.
"GO FOR IT, YUUICHI!" Cheered Mai.
"DIE AND GIVE US MAI!" Jeered the leader of the My Umai Mai fanclub.
"DIE AND GIVE US SHIHO!" Jeered the leader and sole member of the Suki Suki Shiho fanclub.
"СКУЕАК!" Declared the school's communist squirrel army.
"Meow!" Declared Mikoto, while munching on a member of the aforementionned army.
"Reow." Disgustedly noted Cat!Mikoto from where she sat next to Mashiro.
"Who do you think will win, Nina-chan?" Erstin asked. She had settled herself next to Arika (herself sitting next to Mashiro) and Nina, and had found the lookalikes of Mai-oneesama, Shiho-oneesama, Shizuru-oneesama and Natsuki-Gakuenchou settling around her as the stands filled up.
"Otousama will, of course," Nina replied in cold certitude.
"Hm, I don't know," Irina noted from behind Nina, "I mean, that Tate guy has a sword, and your dad has a gun. Everyone knows swords beat guns."
"Since when?" Natsuki asked moodily.
"Since this is an Anime," Shizuru noted. The bluette blinked, then nodded conceedingly.
"It's not just the weapons," Nina explained. "It's something not many people know, but 85% of Otousama's body was replaced with solid Adamantium."
"...that explains quite a few things," Arika noted. Nina nodded.
"Doesn't it? Now quiet, Otousama is talking."
"Yeah, like when he got hit by Lumen-san's Child and came out just fine, or how he survived without a scratch when Erstin's Slave stabbed him, or how--"
"QUIET!"
"Hai. ... ... ... Or there wa--arglll!"
"Nina-chan, don't kill Arika-chan!" Erstin gasped.
"YOU!" Sergei shouted, pointing his gun at Tate, "You have soiled this earth and my image for long enough! How dare you ruin my image as a smooth loli-magnet playboy and make people believe I am your equivalent from our world!"
"Uh, yeah, about that," Mai noted, "can anybody tell me why there are two of me? And why that me is carrying a cooking spoon?"
Otome!Mai shrugged. "Don't ask me, I haven't seen episode 22 yet."
"Oh."
"I will" Sergei started, "shoot your repeatedly in the" Sergei declared, "head and" Sergei glared hatefully, "and stop interrupting me while I'm talking!" Sergei snapped. The author gave a shrug and continued typing. "Anyways, you'll DIE!!!!!!!!11"
Nina blinked. That was it?!
Natsuki whistled. "Kinda impressive how he pronounced all those exclamation marks," she noted.
Shizuru nodded. "Yes, though he really should have held the shift key for a little longer."
"Shh! It's Yuuichi's turn!" Mai hissed.
"YOU CAN DO IT, ONIICHAN!" Shiho shouted.
"Myselfmakimaki Myselfmakimaki..." Otome!Shiho muttered, clearly embarassed at her other self's behavior.
"...well, I only got one thing to tell you," Tate said calmly.
"What's that?" Sergei asked.
"You're my most important person."
"HAII?!" Mai gasped.
"IYAAA!" Shiho screamed, before fainting.
"Hona, this is getting good!" Shizuru noted with a grin.
Sergei gave his counterpart a wierd look. "Ok, so you came out of the closet... Why should I care?"
"Because of this!" Tate shouted, before stabbing himself in the heart. "Hah--" he coughed a little blood, "I win..."
"Noooo~~~!!" Sergei screamed as he vanished in a cloud of green sparkles.
Tate fell down to the ground, still gripping his sword tightly. He was grinning victoriously, staring as the little sparkles vanished in the starry sky. He had won... but the price was heavy. He knew he didn't have much of a chance to survive; his sword had run right through his heart. He could already feel the warmth in his body dissapear, see his vision blurring and fail, hear the cheers from the joyful crowd vanish...
...then Youko-sensei and Yohko-sensei kneeled over him. He knew they were about to declare him doomed and--
The former lookalike poked his cheek.
"There's one thing you forgot, Yuuichi-san..."
"You're not a HiME," the second continued.
"Which means your most important person doesn't greensparkle." The first finished.
Tate blinked, then looked as the sparkles focused in the sky and reformed Sergei's body in lower earth atmosphere. Everyone closed their eyes, clapped their hands and made a wish as the new shooting star crossed the sky.
"There's another thing you forgot, Yuuichi-san," Youko said.
"What--*cough* is it?"
"The description at the start said it was daytime, so there aren't any stars in the sky."
"Oh." BANG! The stars vanished, while the sun chased the moon away with a rolling pin.
"And there's a last thing you forgot, Yuuichi-san," Yohko said.
"Wha--*cough, hack* what is it? I'm going to die?"
"Well, yes," Youko said matter-of-facly, "but it won't be because of the sword."
Tate made a puzzled sound. Both Yo(variable 1)kos pointed toward the stands... where Mai had stood and had picked the spoon from her counterpart's hands.
"YUUICHI NO BAKA!!"
"Help---" Tate gasped. Both doctors shook their heads identically.
"We're doctors, not miracle workers. You're dead either way."
"Bu---arghh!" *bonkbonkbonkbonk* <insert sound of Mai repeatedly bashing Tate over the head with the spoon>
Otome!Mai whistled. "She has potential," she noted.
"Hmm, I dunno," Akane Tendou replied, "she needs more emphasis on the 'baka' part."
As the much entertained crowd watched the massacre, Arika blinked, realizing something was odd. "...say, Erstin, aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"ARIKA!" Nina gasped, while Erstin made a small "oh!" sound before turning, with a "pop!", in a cloud of green sparks. The dark-bluette glared at the red-head. "A-Ri-KA!"
"Ah! Gomen, gomen!"
"Boss, we finally finished 'em!" The random employee declared, waving behind him; the bridge, blasted by a stray weather balloon falling on it (or so was the official explaination, which made more sense than, say, a sattelite shooting a laser beam from the sky at it), was now fully repaired.
The boss grinned widely. "Then let's celebrate! I have high-quality champaigne reserved for this, and we can hire a few lap-dancers---"
"aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" BOOM SPLASH!!
...such went the sound of Sergei finishing his fall, ramming right through the bridge and falling into the river. The boss and his employees blinked.
Then the boss started crying.
"Does that mean we don't get those lap-dancers?" one of the employees asked. He was bopped over the head with a stuffed duck for his trouble.
Few minutes later, Sergei popped out of the water, on a nudist beach. He let out a grin, then cackled like an old man:
"Sweeto!"
...I apologize for any mental pictures of Sergei-as-Happosai. :heh:
*still on the floor laughing*
Why did I not think of this...!? XD
So...does this mean that if/when Sergay gets back, he gets to have OtomeMai and HiMEMai as well? :D
...
*nosebleeds* ... that might be too much women for even the great North Hound to handle...buuuuuuut~ if ya gotta go, go out with a bang (or three).
The Bloodlust Kid
2006-03-09, 01:21
Haruka: I'll show that bukkake woman a thing or two!
Yukino: Haruka, don't you mean bubuzuke?
Haruka: ....uh....buk...kake...zuke?....????
Shizuru: *while fighting Nao or Natsuki* Behave! Dance! Squirm! Scream! Suffer for me!
Shizuru: SOOOOOOULS~~! I NEED MORE SOULS!!!!
Okay, I guess I need to lay off the Soul Calibur.
Akuma-sama
2006-03-09, 01:59
Haruka: I'll show that bukkake woman a thing or two!
:heh:
GENIUS!
ranchan13
2006-03-09, 03:30
Haruka: I'll show that bukkake woman a thing or two!
I've been hearing that out of her mouth since episode 1 of HiME
Tempest35
2006-03-09, 17:50
I've been hearing that out of her mouth since episode 1 of HiME
:twitch:
Some people need to lay off the MaiHiME XXX volumes...:p
kidding, kidding...:D
~Going from just the screencaps of Ep 22~
MIYU: THIS is how you use a sword!
Sergay: *after being stabbed* ... I've always hated that damn sword...><
cameo appearance:
Stitch: *walks into the bath scene where the Mikotos are* COUSINS!!
Mikotos: Mrrr?!?
sorry, I had to do that last one. XD
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