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Utsukushii Hono'o
2008-10-13, 23:43
YKYWTMBW... When you hit your neighbors dog with a cero because he wouldn't shut up!
...When you can actually use a cero in RL.
Transmutation
2008-10-14, 13:53
YKYWTMBW you play metal gear solid 4..... what is that..... could it be senbonzakura......it is
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Konpachi
2008-10-17, 02:51
YKYWWaaayyTMBW
you tattoo a 6 on your back, wear a short white jacket and white pants + black sandals, dye your hair blue, put a lil make-up on your eyes, then proceed to CUT A HOLE in ur abdomen so that u'll look like grimmjow.
Nervous Venus
2008-10-17, 02:52
YKYWTMBW... When you're up at 1 AM posting in a BLEACH thread.
tehjoker
2008-10-17, 09:14
YKYWTMBW... wearing masks make you think your a vaizard.
CMHerrera
2008-10-17, 17:11
YKYWTMBW... you tell your boyfriend to dress like Bleach character, just to feel like your dating them.
Cub-Sama
2008-10-17, 17:34
When you actually convince yourself you don't need subs to understand what they are saying cos you can get into the mentality of the characters
cloak_and_dagger
2008-10-18, 15:24
When you actually convince yourself you don't need subs to understand what they are saying cos you can get into the mentality of the characters
..YKYWTMB when you take it a step further and can actually understand half of what they are saying in the raw cuz you memorised all the Japanese phrases to the subs in earlier episodes.
YKYWTMB when you take your break time at work to upload images onto your iPhone because that site is firewalled and then e-mail those images to yourself so you can upload them from your e-mail onto an image server so you can then upload them onto the Bleach image thread on Animesuki... * says all in one breath,:D
Cub-Sama
2008-10-19, 16:55
YKYWTMW you on the Bleach airing day you check the websites every 2 minutes to check if the raws are out
CMHerrera
2008-10-19, 20:09
YKYWTMW you on the Bleach airing day you check the websites every 2 minutes to check if the raws are out
:heh: lmao I do that I look every 2 minutes and begg.
YKYWTMBW You're walking in a grocery store, see a carton of Bleach, and go "Wow, they named a stain remover product after a Manga!"
cheese no koma
2008-10-20, 11:18
you know you watch too much bleach when you'll go into endless depression knowing a character in a random manga just died.
Cub-Sama
2008-10-20, 11:46
YKYWTMBW you grieve for 1 month after the death of your fav character
CMHerrera
2008-10-20, 17:22
YKYWTMBW you decide to kill your self and there is no reason to live because your favorite Bleach character dies.
you know you watch too much bleach when you'll go into endless depression knowing a character in a random manga just died.
YKYWTMBW you grieve for 1 month after the death of your fav character
YKYWTMBW you decide to kill your self and there is no reason to live because your favorite Bleach character dies.
YKYWTMBW.... you scramble to search for 'bleach 331 chapter spoilers' in google after seeing a few suspicious comments :twitch::twitch:
... what did i miss?
you know you watch too much bleach when you'll go into endless depression knowing a character in a random manga just died.
You guys must not be watching Bleach... Sure you're not mixing it up with Naruto? No one dies in Bleach. It's almost a cardinal rule at this point...
Konpachi
2008-10-21, 03:25
When you actually convince yourself you don't need subs to understand what they are saying cos you can get into the mentality of the characters
no, YKYWTMBW you DON'T watch an episode because you convinced yourself that you already knew EXACTLY what would be in that episode and EXACTLY what the characters would say, think, feel, hear, see, smell and touch.
=O oh no! i mentioned not watching even one episode of bleach in the YKYWTMB forum! *hides*
Cub-Sama
2008-10-21, 10:43
You guys must not be watching Bleach... Sure you're not mixing it up with Naruto? No one dies in Bleach. It's almost a cardinal rule at this point...
What?! Ichigo dies all the time...but Orihime is always there
YKYWTMBW.... you scramble to search for 'bleach 331 chapter spoilers' in google after seeing a few suspicious comments :twitch::twitch:
... what did i miss?
YKYWTMB When you are posting on this thread from your iPhone from the break room at work.
You didn't miss anything (I hope), they are probably talking about grimm dieing last episode.
Cub-Sama
2008-10-21, 16:35
When you believe halloween is the time hollows disguise themselves as trick-or-treaters and terrorize the neighbourhood
Utsukushii Hono'o
2008-10-25, 19:12
YKYWTMB
When you spy this in someone signature...(Dante86 @BA)
http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq198/GottaLuvTheDark/Ulquiorrasspamattack.png
And it lowers your self esteem because you believe it. If Ulquiorra says it it must be true :T_T:
Cub-Sama
2008-10-26, 09:08
When you cry yourselfto sleep for a whole week because bleach won't be airing that week
you know you watched too much bleach when
you read "so if only" as "soifon ly"
(HAPPENS TO ME XD)
CMHerrera
2008-11-09, 21:00
YMYWTMBW...
When you think Hollows are takeing over the world.
When you think your own "dad" is a Death god.
When you see a group of Kids and think its Ichigo and his pals.
Cub-Sama
2008-11-10, 11:51
When you tell the girl in your class to put on a glove and slap your head so you can get out of class
Utsukushii Hono'o
2008-11-11, 07:15
YMYWTMBW...
When the police come to your house because you tried to kill all the masked children on Halloween.
Cub-Sama
2008-11-11, 17:48
When animal rights activists come after you for killing a white panther
When you believe the little girl across the street is the 3rd Espada
CMHerrera
2008-11-14, 18:22
When you read this and think of the other kind of bleach:heh:
://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081113/hl_nm/us_bleach (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081113/hl_nm/us_bleach)
blaqkpupil
2008-11-16, 11:10
when your brain goes into a 10 minute overload during history class
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7403/askdfdk5.th.png (http://img373.imageshack.us/my.php?image=askdfdk5.png)http://img373.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)
john QUINCY adams
Cub-Sama
2008-11-16, 11:37
When you believe the hot quiet girl in your science class is an android designed by the science teacher
Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius
2008-11-20, 03:52
YMYWTMBW...
You stabbed yourself with a katana.When you wake up you thinking that you're now become a shinigami.However the truth is ; you being hospitalized
Cub-Sama
2008-11-20, 17:42
When you wake up in a small village and you believe you died and went to Rukongai
Utsukushii Hono'o
2008-11-21, 11:44
When you hang around here, waiting for users to come online so you can discuss Bleach.
Cub-Sama
2008-11-21, 17:09
When you hang around here, waiting for users to come online so you can discuss Bleach.
When you cry at nights you can't discuss Bleach
SweetHoney
2008-11-21, 18:50
When you are tempted to buy your fav characters zanpaktou (Yes I want Rukia's)
When it's cold/snowing you think Hitsugaya is around hiding is reitsu.
When you cry when bleach isn't aired or your sometimes stuck with boring fillers (I usually laugh at fillers though)
Schnitzel
2008-11-23, 22:44
u moved to japan.....and somehow ur afraid at cherries blossoms.
Utsukushii Hono'o
2008-11-24, 02:34
YKYWTBW...Your grocery list says Bleach and you come back with a Box-Set of DVD's
tensashinigami
2008-11-25, 07:13
you know you watch too much bleach when a group of friends are playing around. A friend jumps back and you are pointing two finger towards a friend, and a girl in the background screaming "Love! He's going to use CERO!!"
tensashinigami
2008-11-25, 15:22
you know you watch too much bleach when: asking a girl who is throwing up if her vomit has healing abilities.
Utsukushii Hono'o
2008-11-25, 15:30
you know you watch too much bleach when: asking a girl who is throwing up if her vomit has healing abilities.
Eww that's disgusting! :upset:
+ rep because that was a good one:heh:
777-tools
2008-11-25, 16:19
when you run away from class because the teacher will give you a “cero” in the exam...
CMHerrera
2008-11-25, 18:10
YNYWTMBW..
You are working at school , and get remind of events that happen and words remind you of it.
You see a cloudy sky and think it a swarm of hollows are coming.
tensashinigami
2008-11-25, 20:59
you know you watch too much bleach when: you shaved head and go around school with kendo wooden sword; screaming "where you at? Ichigo!?"
gorgeous moth
2008-11-27, 00:23
YKYWTMB when you secretly think that Tousen is Bob Marley...
LeminLyme
2008-11-27, 19:30
YKYWTMB When you start looking to Ulquiorra for your Emo Fashion Sense.
tensashinigami
2008-11-27, 21:33
you know you watch too much bleach when: After getting done with an episode with Kuichiki-taicho. You run into the living room with your Byaukya replica sword; fill with exitement telling your parents where they are watching television. "I learn a new technique. Watch!" You step back and turn the sword upside down and as soon as you drop it you yell Ban - Kai! A moment you realize the sword disappear, you felt a sharp pain. Insteading making it disappearing, you stabbed yourself in the foot. Mother and father are laughing, BAKA!! You have to train for couple hundreds to reach bankai.
LeminLyme
2008-11-27, 21:36
That was too descriptive. YKYWTMBW -> You stab yourself in the foot when you drop your Kuchiki replica Zanpakutou, expecting it to dissapear. :D
tensashinigami
2008-11-27, 22:54
That was too descriptive. YKYWTMBW -> You stab yourself in the foot when you drop your Kuchiki replica Zanpakutou, expecting it to dissapear. :D
Yeah, I figured as much but I went ahead put it up there.
cloak_and_dagger
2008-11-28, 04:58
ykywtmb when you secretly think that tousen is bob marley...
lololololol!!!!!
tensashinigami
2008-11-28, 20:28
you know watch too much bleach when: a friend carries a stuff lion name Kon.
gorgeous moth
2008-11-28, 22:59
YKYWTMB when everyone who knows you knows you watch too much bleach...instead of your name.
777-tools
2008-11-29, 06:27
when you think your effeminated philosophy teacher is szayel aporro...
(based on a true story)
YNYWTMBW...
You ask your girl to stab you in the chest with a katana in hopes of turning into a Shinigami.
scplayer
2008-12-05, 19:23
you know you watch too much bleach when: - u sleep at night in a dark room, hoping u hear black coffin.
- when u make a clone of urself and fake ur death
- u dont sleep for 24H hoping a shinigami will appear through ur window
- when u feed drugs to a stuffed animal
- when u use ur pet food for luring hollows.
- when u become a samurai with a kitchen knife
- use a coat hanger as a bow
- tell ur friend to look only in one position and move behind ur friend saying "how long are you going to keep looking over there?"
- cry when kurotsuchi shows his real face
- when u see a gang, thinking they are the bounto
- uploading stuff to barack obama's page about him being the espada who can use sonido
- going to a random forest thinking it is the menos grande forest.
You know you watch to much bleach when you mistake the S on a skittle for Soul Candy.
CMHerrera
2008-12-05, 21:35
YKYWTMBW..
You see some people in your class that never in school, and think they are secretly shimigami.
bleach_life
2008-12-07, 00:35
YKYWTMBW..
You see some people in your class that never in school, and think they are secretly shimigami.
omg i think exacly that lol
=D
ykywtmbw
your watching twilight and instead of thinking that edward has super fast speed that he's just using flash step and you've seen shinigamis faster than him
chiztaku
2008-12-08, 04:33
YKYWTMB when : (sorry if re post)
1) you see L and start saying he's Ulquiorra's twin long lost bro etc.
2) You wonder why everyone's into twilight while you are into the FTB movie screaming your Fangirl heart out...
3) you start calling your BF black sun,ichigo, or lion and he calls you white moon or rukia...
4) when you see a swallowtail butterfly, you scan the surrounding for a shinigami passing by
5) your message alert is morita-san saying Oi You got mail! as Ichigo
6) you call all your enemies hollows and your Professors Captains
7) when you go to Japan and see cherry blossoms falling on you, you whisper "Byakuya... Nii...sama"
8) you love saying bankai! when you get happy or angry...
9) YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE 13TH OF DECEMBER EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE
10) you sang along bleach songs in the anime shop then the cashier smiles at you...
11) you just can't stop writing in this forum...hahahaha...lol :blush:
BlackNhite
2008-12-08, 10:37
1)The second you start comparing Bleach to Yu Yu Hakusho: only an idiot would actually believe he could get away with that.
2)You start thinking up crossovers to show how amazing/terrible the Bleach world is compared to other media: do us a favor and uthanize your fanboy/girlism before things get ugly.
3)You're watching the show for something other than fight scenes: by now, you've finally realized that most shounen titles do have plot lines.
4)You hate the series: can't hate something you're not exposed to, ha!
5)You wish the show would go back to how the early episodes portrayed it: typical shounen-itous.
CMHerrera
2008-12-08, 18:08
lol :heh: @chiztaku, @Bleach_life good ones.
YKYWTMBW... You like to say a characters name repeatly for no reason "Ichigo..Ichigo Kurosaki... strawberry?."
Konpachi
2008-12-10, 00:31
lol :heh: @chiztaku, @Bleach_life good ones.
YKYWTMBW... You like to say a characters name repeatly for no reason "Ichigo..Ichigo Kurosaki... strawberry?."
I do that, sadly. :( and im not even that big a fan!
CMHerrera
2008-12-10, 20:14
I do that, sadly. :( and im not even that big a fan!
Really? Then I am not the only one. :heh:
Full Metal Ninja
2008-12-11, 16:09
YKYWTMW...You've threatened to go bankai on someone IRL
YKYWTMBW When your force your frnd to do the Luffy Victory pose ooops wrong section :upset: :heh:
Zestelne
2008-12-14, 11:03
You know you watch too much Bleach when you play against your brother on Smash Brothers Brawl and act out the byakuya/Ichigo bankai scene to yourself - shouting Bankai whenever you get a smash ball; while your brother gives you weird looks.
I still beat him =D.
when you're told to "get schooled" about Bleach because it's so emotional, deep and thought provoking.
1) you see L and start saying he's Ulquiorra's twin long lost bro etc.
Hahaha, haven't thought about that before, but maybe they look a bit alike:heh:
2) You wonder why everyone's into twilight while you are into the FTB movie screaming your Fangirl heart out...
*Screams fangirl heart out* SUB SUB SUB SUB :frustrated:
5) your message alert is morita-san saying Oi You got mail! as Ichigo
Gief? How d'ya get that?:heh:
7) when you go to Japan and see cherry blossoms falling on you, you whisper "Byakuya... Nii...sama"
I'd probably hurry up and undress, put on a black wig and go "BYA, IT'S ME! RUKIA'S SISTER! REMEMBER ME?!"
9) YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE 13TH OF DECEMBER EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Again, sub sub sub sub! :frustrated:
RDFMASTER
2008-12-16, 01:16
You know you watch too much Bleach when you believe you SAID : BANKAI!!!!
Utsukushii Hono'o
2008-12-18, 15:20
when you're told to "get schooled" about Bleach because it's so emotional, deep and thought provoking.
Seriously? :heh:
1) you see L and start saying he's Ulquiorra's twin long lost bro etc.
Hahaha, haven't thought about that before, but maybe they look a bit alike:heh:
2) You wonder why everyone's into twilight while you are into the FTB movie screaming your Fangirl heart out...
*Screams fangirl heart out* SUB SUB SUB SUB :frustrated:
5) your message alert is morita-san saying Oi You got mail! as Ichigo
Gief? How d'ya get that?:heh:
7) when you go to Japan and see cherry blossoms falling on you, you whisper "Byakuya... Nii...sama"
I'd probably hurry up and undress, put on a black wig and go "BYA, IT'S ME! RUKIA'S SISTER! REMEMBER ME?!"
9) YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE 13TH OF DECEMBER EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Again, sub sub sub sub! :frustrated:
When you are in the same state as the person whose quoted above
When you can find things to discuss about chapters and episodes you haven't even read or watched yet.
When you whine to your Sifu (Kung Fu instructor) about not learning Shun Po ( Flash Step) yet
When you have a hard time logging off...
Lord Uiruu
2008-12-21, 13:15
when...
you stalk Soifon and Halibel:heh:
YKYWTMB when you have a patient with the last name of Ishida and you have a big ass grin on your face the whole time you're taking care of them.... Really happend and I was like, "so is archery a hobby of your's?" Thats when I knew I was going overboard... I loled at myself the whole day!
tensashinigami
2008-12-22, 18:08
you know you watch too much bleach when: you come home from a hard day at work and asked your kid what she been doing at school today: her response would be: slaying hollows! like my papa. "That's good, Rukia" papa said.
CMHerrera
2008-12-22, 18:49
YKYWTMBW you skip school and take out Ichigo bankai sword form you backback and shout " Hollows you are mine."
Cub-Sama
2008-12-22, 21:11
When you believe Bleach's story is deeply complex, hard to understand and much more emotional than a weekly brawl fest
You know you've watched too much Bleach when in Japan you go looking for a town that looks like Karakura town...only to find it really does exist:
Katakura (http://www.tageo.com/index-e-ja-v-14-d-m348240.htm?Katakura)
CMHerrera
2008-12-23, 10:45
You know you've watched too much Bleach when in Japan you go looking for a town that looks like Karakura town...only to find it really does exist:
Katakura (http://www.tageo.com/index-e-ja-v-14-d-m348240.htm?Katakura)
Cool It exists!! Bleach lives!! :heh:
YKYWTMB when you make bleach a religion for your self..
Cub-Sama
2008-12-23, 11:18
When at election time you dress up as Shinigamis and try to become president/mayor and offer to change a towns name to Soul Society
Mattelajn
2008-12-23, 13:54
When you wake up one morning trying to plug the hole you think you have in your stomach :)
Lord Uiruu
2008-12-30, 12:53
Really? Then I am not the only one. :heh:
That means i'm not the only one either!
CMHerrera
2008-12-30, 16:46
That means i'm not the only one either!
lmao really? My sister looks at me funny when I do that...
YKYWTMW you go to the store and ask for "soul candy".
...When you changed name your bin (in Windows) to "Hueco Mundo" and D Drive to "Soul Society"
...when you shout Bankai when you finnally move your queen in chess.
x_x
you know you watch too much bleach when
Maid : Heres, your coffee sir.
You : Thankyou.. err hot coffee ? I ordered an iced coffee
Maid : sorry sir, we're out of iced cube.
You : Don't worry,
BANKAI !!!, DAIGUREN HYONRINMARU !!
Maid : what ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
mugenTaichou
2008-12-31, 07:46
ykywtmbw
you dream released grimmjow in the middle of your grandparents house, and then he surenders and turns into a freakin CHIBI... which was too much adorable that I had to squeeze even in dream...
yes, I harrased him there xD
mugenTaichou
2009-01-02, 21:32
and also when you get into new year with a BELLS ON YOUR HEAD
and dream about bleach 4 days in a row...
that's it, i'm cracked...
Cub-Sama
2009-01-02, 23:51
When you ask your friend if he would like to play Bleach, knock him out cut a hole through his chest and tell your dead friend he is the hollow.
LordStrike
2009-01-03, 00:37
wen you walk whit the Bleach captain costume every were you go XD
CMHerrera
2009-01-03, 21:29
YKYWTMBW
You stab a teacher with Ichigo sword and shout "Die you hollow!"
Lord Uiruu
2009-01-05, 16:20
YKYWTMBW
You stab a teacher with Ichigo sword and shout "Die you hollow!"
oof... thats harsh. I know you killed me and all.... but I had no idea you kill people.
YKYWTMBW
you see someone with a hockey mask and you rip it off there face, break it in half, give it back and shout
Me:"Now your an ARRANCAR!! Join my Arrancar army! You are Espada now!
Hockey Mask Dude:: punches me in the face::
CMHerrera
2009-01-05, 18:30
oof... thats harsh. I know you killed me and all.... but I had no idea you kill people.
YKYWTMBW
you see someone with a hockey mask and you rip it off there face, break it in half, give it back and shout
Me:"Now your an ARRANCAR!! Join my Arrancar army! You are Espada now!
Hockey Mask Dude:: punches me in the face::
lol L-kun..I wasnt really think about that....no I didn't really stab my teacher...O_O
Cub-Sama
2009-01-06, 12:38
When you dress up as Ulquiorra and stab a hole through the chest of your ginger haired friend/enemy
Mashi Sempai
2009-01-06, 12:47
When every other minute you suddenly shout "BANNN KAIII! Daiguren Hyourinmarou!!!!!" In the middle of the street. xD
Mashi 4 Mitsi
Cub-Sama
2009-01-06, 12:53
When it's really cold you tell everyone 'Sorry I'm still getting used to my bankai'
Animecentred
2009-01-07, 12:04
ykywtmbw
When you get your friends to follow you about throwing petals so as to make everything dramatic (go Shunsui)
Cub-Sama
2009-01-07, 15:08
you get angry at someone and throw cherry blossom petals around saying Scatter Senbonzakura
Zestelne
2009-01-08, 10:44
When you sneak out of bed at two o'clock on Bleach airing day, cauciously avoiding your parents, just to watch the just released episode.
When you watch a Bleach episode, and only realise after it's ended that it was a RAW version.
When you watch that series of Star Trek and think "WTF?! What is Tousen doing in space?!"
Edit:
When you listen to "Can't Happen Here - Atreyu" and swear it says "NO BANKAI" (Instead of Know my gun)
And "Unbound - Avenged Sevenfold" and swear it says "is what we do if Bleach ain't on" (Instead of With what we do is each his own)
CMHerrera
2009-01-09, 22:19
YKYWTMBW you go home and watch bleach all day and you get sad when you have to go to bed.
504NOSON
2009-01-10, 03:57
You know you watch too much BLEACH, when you envision an orange haired,sword toting,spiritual power possessing teenage boy... every time you do your funky white laundry.:D
You know you watch too much BLEACH,when you go to the dentist and he mentions "fillers" and you say,"oh no, not again!!!" When it's your first time getting them.
You know you watch too much BLEACH when you know approximately 1 minute and 26 seconds of about 2 dozen Jpop/Jrock songs.
cloak_and_dagger
2009-01-10, 20:55
YKYWTMB when.....
Everything recently posted in this thread is old cuz you've done it already :twitch:
(i didnt do everything in here btw :heh: )
Hellychan
2009-01-10, 21:10
YKYWTMB when you dream about your favorite band singing a new opening for Bleach...http://e.imagehost.org/0401/ehh.gif
Appletart
2009-01-13, 02:14
I keep dreaming/imagining that I'm Dante from Devil May Cry and I enter Soul Society for a chat, but then I'm attacked by all the squad captains. I overpower them all with my uber demonic powers and then I have a beer with Kenpachi...
mugenTaichou
2009-01-13, 12:09
I keep dreaming/imagining that I'm Dante from Devil May Cry and I enter Soul Society for a chat, but then I'm attacked by all the squad captains. I overpower them all with my uber demonic powers and then I have a beer with Kenpachi...
Yeah, it's worst when you start to dream Bleach :heh:
I dreamed two night ago that Grimmjow was groping my boob!
And then I couldn't take it anymore so I jumped on him :heh:
And then I woke up :upset:
*I'm so ronery....*
I dreamed two night ago that Grimmjow was groping my boob!
that's really disturbing if you're a guy o_0
YKYWTMB when you think PEZ are gonna take your soul out.Soul candy FTW xD
mugenTaichou
2009-01-14, 13:16
that's really disturbing if you're a guy o_0
YKYWTMB when you think PEZ are gonna take your soul out.Soul candy FTW xD
I like the PEZ idea :D
And yeah I'm a chick xD
YKYWTMB when you play last episode so you can get screenshots of Kenpachi :heh:
damn it he looks bloody awesome :heh:
YKYWTMB when you play last episode so you can get screenshots of Kenpachi
damn it he looks bloody awesome
That's how my avatar file fills up xD
YKYWTMB when you put "bleach expert" in your C.V.
CMHerrera
2009-01-14, 17:57
YKYWTMBW you are writeing something and you but "Hollow" instead of "hello" by accident...(that happen to me XD)
You know watch too much Bleach when you look at the title of this thread and think..The creator lost their mind, ...You can NEVER watch too much bleach !
YKYWTMB...When a person calls a random Bleach character name and you answer with "You called me?"
CollectDust
2009-01-14, 19:41
YKYWTMBW you want to Shunpo during Phys Ed class.
Am I right or Am I right????
lololololololoolololololol
Alien Blender
2009-01-15, 00:05
*You pass out when you eat candy.
*The Grim Reaper shows up at your door, and you point to his scythe, asking "What's it's name?"
*You wonder "Why would they name a fabric whitening chemical after Bleach? It has nothing to do with Bleach..."
*The Grim Reaper shows up at your door, and you point to his scythe, asking "What's it's name?"
Line of the week xD
...I'm gonna hate myself for this but :uhoh:
Whenever you take a piss or a crap just as it comes out you say "Bankai!".
:heh:
You're right for hating yourself....
YKYWTMB when you ask others to kick your ass so you can enter your inner world.
cloak_and_dagger
2009-01-16, 21:24
*you wonder "why would they name a fabric whitening chemical after bleach? It has nothing to do with bleach..."
lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bassoonicmayhem
2009-01-16, 23:11
Yeah, it's worst when you start to dream Bleach :heh:
I dreamed two night ago that Grimmjow was groping my boob!
And then I couldn't take it anymore so I jumped on him :heh:
And then I woke up :upset:
*I'm so ronery....*
Lol, I had a dream with Grimmjow in it but he beat the living crap out of me. I woke up in my dream to find out that he had broken my nose and my face was covered in cuts and bruses! And it really hurt too. :uhoh:
Then my dad came out of nowhere in my dream told me about the fight because for some reason I couldn't remember it and then said me if I didn't break my nose back into place then I would have an Owen Wilson nose. It freaked me out, and finally I woke up.
Overall, it was a pretty awesome dream. :D
I can safely say you watch too much bleach...
YKYWTMB when you get attacked on the streets and ask your muggers what squad they're in.
mugenTaichou
2009-01-17, 05:19
Lol, I had a dream with Grimmjow in it but he beat the living crap out of me. I woke up in my dream to find out that he had broken my nose and my face was covered in cuts and bruses! And it really hurt too. :uhoh:
Then my dad came out of nowhere in my dream told me about the fight because for some reason I couldn't remember it and then said me if I didn't break my nose back into place then I would have an Owen Wilson nose. It freaked me out, and finally I woke up.
Overall, it was a pretty awesome dream. :D
Well you can now go around and tell people ''omg omg Grimmjow beaten the shit out of me lololol xD''. I know I would xD.
I once dreamed that I was on Chads back and we were running away from Zaraki. I had to tell him where to go, because he couldn't see cuz of his hair ^^;. We jumped off the building dude!! 8D
YKYWTMB when the only way for you to get out of depression is to someone mentions d**k with bells =.=
YKYWORTMBW (Or read)
.when you don't dream about Bleach because you spend way to much time on it. If you dreamed about too...surely your brain would just say "THAT'S IT ...I QUIT" and you'd die from overload.
YKYWORTMBW
When your pipe bursts in the dead of winter and every room but the one that houses your computers...has heat. And you are bundled up in layers of close and freezes your ass off. Because you can't go to sleep because of new chapter and your are hyped up of it... and you want to talk about Bleach with a certain group of people...so your fingers are frost bitten and you can see your breath....but you keep typing anyway (for hours)
With that I am signing off...it's freezing in here...
Bassoonicmayhem
2009-01-17, 11:38
YKYWTMBW...
You end up debating with yourself which character your should carve into your pumkin for halloween: Nel or Grimmjow.
Then you end up pick Nel and then try to convince your seven year old neighbor that the character is adorable. :heh:
Brokenx3Dreams
2009-01-17, 20:57
YKYWTMBW you...
* freak out during the winter time// spend half of your days in some conspicous location 'training' for the winter war
* even if you don't want to do your laundry, the thought of using bleach is enough to hype you up
* you start becoming freakishly competitive in orchestra/band, trying to move up until you're in the chair that is the number of your fav. espada *grimmjow = MUST GET 6TH CHAIR!*
* whenever you slip and fall on ice, you mutter, "Ha! Good one, Shiro, i'll get you back for that one, my friend..."
uhh...out of ideas *wanders off dazedly to watch more bleach*
tensashinigami
2009-01-18, 12:57
you know you watch too much bleach when: Someone busting out your closet and screaming Hollow!
a real situation..
a man finds a japanese woman sleeping in his closet for a "year"!
bleach_life
2009-01-19, 00:42
YKYWTMBW you want to Shunpo during Phys Ed class.
Am I right or Am I right????
lololololololoolololololol
rofl! fo'sho
ykywtmb when you've read all the pages of this thread and check back weekly for any new exciting posts
XD
most deffinitely guilty
YKYWTMB when you watch all the episodes and read all the manga and omake once every week and then catch up to this week's releases.
mugenTaichou
2009-01-21, 09:37
YKYWTMB when you had dream where you have sex with one of the characters...
Now which one... hmmmm who could possibly be :rolleyes:
http://www.anikaos.com/040-onion_msn_smilies/onion_gifs_emoticons/onion_gifs_emoticons-17.gif
http://www.anikaos.com/040-onion_msn_smilies/1-cute_msn_onions/cute_msn_onions-25.jpg
Hey that doesn't mean anything, I've had sex with all the females of the show (in my dreams) waaay before I started watching 20 eps a day.
mugenTaichou
2009-01-21, 16:48
Hey that doesn't mean anything, I've had sex with all the females of the show (in my dreams) waaay before I started watching 20 eps a day.
Showoff ... hahaha jk, I thought I was brutal :heh:
Spectacular_Insanity
2009-01-21, 18:17
Showoff ... hahaha jk, I thought I was brutal :heh:
There's always someone more brutal. :heh:
mugenTaichou
2009-01-21, 19:23
There's always someone more brutal. :heh:
You speak truth :D
I think this was a sing that tells me ''Hey woman! Go outside and... meet moar ppls :frustrated:'' :heh:
When your wife/mother/etc puts bleach on a grocery list and you ask them if they want the manga or anime.
CMHerrera
2009-01-23, 21:35
YKYWTMBW you here some one say "bleach" and you smile and thing of Anime bleach.
YKYWTMCW when you randomly say to your self "dango~ dango~ dango~"
YKYWTMDNW you crave lots of chocolate more then before like mello.
All true moments for me... XD
Cub-Sama
2009-01-23, 21:53
When you buy strawberries and call your mom a hollow every time she tries to eat one
Whenever someone walks around in a black hakama you say "I see dead people :O "
Satsuki Yuuhi Ramius
2009-01-25, 00:02
Yeah, it's worst when you start to dream Bleach :heh:
I dreamed two night ago that Grimmjow was groping my boob!
And then I couldn't take it anymore so I jumped on him :heh:
And then I woke up :upset:
*I'm so ronery....*
I had dream that All Bleach character celebrate new year at my house.And when i wake up im saying crap it it's only dream:uhoh::heh:
YKYWTMBW If you watch TV at 20 January when Obama speech you think thath was not Obama.But it was Tosen speech
Alien Blender
2009-01-31, 22:55
Whenever someone walks around in a black hakama you say "I see dead people :O "
How often do you see that?
Okay, YKYWTMBW
Someone asks you to bleach some clothes, and you slice it up with your Zanpakutou (because of COURSE you have one)
kk2extreme
2009-02-01, 02:33
horror movies are not scary anymore, because the scary ones are just hollows/arrancars :D
YKYWTMBW when you easily gets amused by such things :heh:
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8331/7370751nq1.gif http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8331/7370751nq1.gif http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8331/7370751nq1.gif http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8331/7370751nq1.gif
YKYWTMBW... When you dream you are bound to a chair in an all white room with nothing but manga pages and you want to close your eyes. But you can't because they are being held open by a being dressed as a shingami and they keep saying "Type...Type...Type" over and over again and you wonder if you don't spend to much time on the forums :heh:
YKYWTMB ...when you don't wonder who is reviving the dead episode threads...but actually want to join in the discussions about episodes you didn't even watch...just because it's still bleach
YKYWTMB when you knock yourself out hoping you'll get to fight your evil self in some separate dimension and wake up 10 times stronger.
YKYWTMB --when you wonder why your Kitchen knife does nothing when you say "Shire" (Scatter)
YKYWTMB when you think that any character with a sword is from bleach.
mugenTaichou
2009-07-10, 20:00
I just got a cut on a can, and I didn't screamed. Well I guess bleach has some effect on me *licks blood of the finger*
(I usually yell =_=)
Sick dude....
CMHerrera
2009-07-10, 20:07
YKYWTMB
when you go to the store and come a cross some detregent and see "bleach" and start laughing...
YKYWTMBW you...
...
...
you can never watch to much bleach :heh:
Simple: YKYWTMB When you keep dreaming, in your sleep, about bleach every night.
Bassoonicmayhem
2009-07-10, 21:18
YKYWTMBW.... you have a realistic dream of being kidnapped only to be saved by your husband... Grimmjow! ;)
ShinAkuma135
2009-07-11, 05:15
when you give your little niece a piggy back ride and think you're zaraki...
YKYWTMB
when you have bleach osts on your Ipod.
YKYWTMB when you resurrect a thread as old as this!
when you know a guy named Claude Louis Berthollet
Chaos Zangetsu
2009-07-11, 10:41
YKYWTMB...when you start thinking up new episodes and watching them in your dreams. (I should try that out sometime :D)
CMHerrera
2009-07-11, 15:15
YKYWTMB.. when you go on a forum like this and post in it many times. :D
Sugar_Prayer
2009-07-11, 18:31
When you think your best friend looks/acts exactly like one of the characters from Bleach.
Chaos Zangetsu
2009-07-12, 01:16
YKYWTMB when you smile like Gin all the time.
YKYWTMB when you act crazy like Ichigo when he's posessed by his inner hollow.
Sugar_Prayer
2009-07-12, 10:30
YKYWTMB.. when you go on a forum like this and post in it many times. :D
When you continue to check this forum :heh:
YKYWTMB
When Marshmallow Man from Ghost Busters reminds you of Super Chunky
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6182/excc30001.th.jpg (http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=excc30001.jpg)
Chaho-Chi
2009-07-12, 11:00
YKYWTMB - When you start playing tea party with your bleach plushies
Sugar_Prayer
2009-07-12, 13:27
When you've convinced your parents that the neighbors cat is Yoruichi :heh:
YKYWTMB
when you're having an argument about it with some random stranger over an internet forum...
Sugar_Prayer
2009-07-12, 20:39
YKYWTMB
when you're having an argument about it with some random stranger over an internet forum...
LOL!!! I do that.... sometimes..... okay a lot!!!!
You know you watch too much Bleach when you put your location as 'Soul Society,' put your occupation as 'Soul Reaper,' or have joined Bleach fanclubs :D
CMHerrera
2009-07-12, 20:58
LOL!!! I do that.... sometimes..... okay a lot!!!!
You know you watch too much Bleach when you put your location as 'Soul Society,' put your occupation as 'Soul Reaper,' or have joined Bleach fanclubs :D
:heh: did that..
YKYWTMB when you believe that your going to Soul Society when you die. (that would be awesome! =D)
Sugar_Prayer
2009-07-13, 08:26
You know you watch to much Bleach when you are convinced that you can see spirits.
Shuhei Hisagi
2009-07-19, 06:31
YKYWTMB when you name your kid after a bleach character.
YKYWTMB when you name your kid after a bleach character.
I stand by decision of naming my son Rukia :heh:
Stone Dragon
2009-07-20, 08:31
Haha I never think i watch too much Bleach. But if I did, that won't stop me! lol
CMHerrera
2009-10-18, 19:56
YKYWTMB when you fall in love with all the characters~
YKYWTMB when you squeal when your favorite character comes in..
YKYWTMB when you make little stuff like signatures to show how awesome someone something is.
all so true DX >.>
RadiantBeam
2009-10-18, 20:07
YKYWTMB when every recent male lead you've seen in manga or anime somehow reminds you of Ichigo.
deltaxxmintpie
2009-10-18, 20:23
YNYWTMB when you stare at a woman's breasts and wonder what number she is.
YKYWTMB when you label your coworkers by seats and refer to yourself as lieutenant or captain.
EDIT: DOES NOT APPLY TO COPS!
Vorhamus
2009-10-19, 14:35
YKYWTMB when you post in threads such as these.
...Oops. :uhoh:
YKYWTMB when John Meyers sneer reminds you of Shinji O_O
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5313/jonathanrhysmeyersa.gif
YKYWTMB
when you read the latest chapter and then search the internet on blogs for said chapter.
Murasaki
2009-12-03, 07:54
YKYWTMB when you shout bankai everytime you're happy and hop that something happens
SoulCorpse
2009-12-03, 15:53
YKYWTMB when you gain a crazy split personality that wants to take over your body.
MoonWolf
2009-12-03, 20:51
YKYWTMB when you put bells on your hair
mugenTaichou
2009-12-06, 14:56
YKYWTMB when you put bells on your hair
Been there, done that :heh:
YKYWTMB when John Meyers sneer reminds you of Shinji O_O
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5313/jonathanrhysmeyersa.gif
Finally found the image I was looking for . The sneer was wrp to this
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6308/madshinjibyvizaldo.jpg
YKYWTMB
when you do things like what Zu Ra just did.
CMHerrera
2009-12-07, 19:23
YKYWTMB
when its cold out side and you think Toshiro is around somewhere.. :uhoh:
rozenfreak123
2009-12-07, 19:41
When you watch Inuyasha final act episode 10 and think Kanna's mirror monster is Hyorinmaru and Kanna is Toshiro.
YKYWTMB
when its cold out side and you think Toshiro is around somewhere.. :uhoh:
My water pipes froze last night. F**king Hitsugaya.
CMHerrera
2009-12-08, 21:39
YKYWTMB
when its lunch time and you sit outside and she a big black cloud come your way and it gets dark and you think its a swarm of hollow XD
when you do things like what Zu Ra just did.
Do You Bite Your Thumb At Me Sir . http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/144/heheelq7.png
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3265/avatar10640w2.gif
Cub-Sama
2009-12-09, 17:49
YKYWTMBW you run around hospitals with hair clips shouting Soten Kesshun trying to heal people's missing arms, bruises and gashes.
mugenTaichou
2009-12-10, 08:39
My water pipes froze last night. F**king Hitsugaya.
Here is war between Hyonrimaru and Ryuujin Jakka :uhoh: . One moment is cold, and one moment is warm :uhoh:
Ichihime21
2010-02-10, 15:51
you know you watch too much Bleach when you start to dream about it:eyespin:
you know you watch too much Bleach when you start thinking of yourself with one of the characters:p
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