you know you watch too much bleach when

[shadowsoul]

I know u all love bleach, but what happens when that obsession is taken too far.
Let's all show our bleach love by giving real life examples of situations when bleach can come to play

here i'll start:
You know you watch too much bleach when you dye you little sisters hair pink and carry her on your back.

[rukia82]

You know you watch too much bleach when you take all the flowers in your house, grab the petals, start throwing them around screaming "chire, Senbonzakura"!

:heh:

[astrallionheart]

I'm not that crazy but I have been using Bleach characters as for most (Western RPGs--where you can actually customize your character). BG, NWN, Morrowind.

[wuabbs]

You know you watch too much bleach when you fall to the ground and moan "arr what an amazing reiatsu" everytime you meet someone you dont know.

[Baphomet]

You know you watch too much bleach when you shout "ikorose, shinsou" to the police who cornered you for carrying a big knife around in public.

[Eclipze]

here i'll start:
You know you watch too much bleach when you dye you little sisters hair pink and carry her on your back.
To add on: you know you watch too much bleach when you expect the very same sister, whose hair you just dyed, to bite the bald head of your friend wearing a black robe....:heh:

[hitokirigirl]

...when I'm dreaming I'm running like hell not to be caught by Kenpachi :heh:

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much Bleach when you believe your breadknife has a Bankai .... >_>

[Ultimoo]

When you have this conversation with your partner:

Her: Morning, sleep well?

You: Yeah, not too bad...

Her: Oh good, I was just wondering because you were talking in your sleep.

You: Oh, Uh really?

Her: Yeah but I guess it was nothing.

You: Oh, ok...

Her: ... ... ... ... ... ... So, whose Inoue?

You: :heh:

[The Stig]

when you start naming all of the knifes in the kitchen and/or start giving them their own special powers

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much Bleach when you start wondering why athletes dont use Shinpou to win races ...

[propa03]

...when everyone you don't like you call a hollow
...when you start trailing black cats saying, "c'mon baby, just a little peek..."
...when you start furrowing your brow all the time, even when you're happy

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much Bleach when you think dead people go to Soul Society!

[Grees]

When you wont stop harassing your cat.

"Yoruichi! I know its you..transform now...eh..i demand that you transform this instant!"

[MobiuS]

When you wont stop harassing your cat.

"Yoruichi! I know its you..transform now...eh..i demand that you transform this instant!"

Oh dang. Thats just wrong ....

[shadowsoul]

These are great, keep them coming

heres another
when you go to the zoo and ask the baboons if their zabimaru

[Grees]

When you are trying to convince your ten year old brother:

"Go on...just do it, dont worry...you cant cut me, because my reiatsu is much more then yours..trust me.."

[bluegarden]

when you start talking to your fur animals.

You: come on, there's no one here, you can talk now...

[wuabbs]

When you are positive that your math teacher is a hollow.

[Kyo-kun]

When you are eating at the table and yell to one of your family members that has a butter knife "SHOW ME YOUR BANKAI!"

Or

When one of your family members cuts a stake with a just a butter knife, and you say "Hooo, is that the power of your Zanpaktou!"

[Thewanderer]

When you go off and make threads like this one...

[FlyMoto]

YKYWTMBW: you see someone and think you see a hole on their body.
YKYWTMBW: you ask someone what division they are in
YKYWTMBW: You see steam/heat rising from something and wonder if a hollow is there
YKYWTMBW: you can recite the full names of every captain, their zanpakuto, and their shikai/bankai both in english and in japanese

[DrunkenRyder]

I know for I fact I love bleach to much-

When I was in work the other day my boss had brought in a katana, and I picked it up and tied it around my waste and said, I never did tell you my zanpakutou's ability did I? (Quoting Kira). Then he said stfu and back to work....

[defrule]

You know You know you watch too much Bleach when you fight someone and try to get behind them by a flash step.

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much Bleach when your friends call you about paranormal "ghost" problems ...

[Yûyake]

:heh: You guys are so good! lol Ok sorry this is the only thing i could come up with sorry ;)
You know you watch too much bleach when, you tried to make your blind friend fight with a sword for the path of justice.
You know you watch too much bleach when, you decide to put bell in you hair and think you are a reincarnation of Kenpachi because your Blade dont tell his name to you.
You know you watch too much bleach when, you put on the black robe and carry a sword thiking that people cant see you because you are a "shinigami".
You know you watch too much bleach when, you think you see ghost and can release them.

[wuabbs]

When you watch "Ghostbusters" and beging screaming "YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG"

[ScytheBlade]

When you furiously try to find out the name of your butter knife.

When you skip from school, you blame a Hollow was there.

[propa03]

...when you try to give your busty friend a "massage", claiming you can release her spiritual potential :D

...when you try to do the same for your gigantic mexican friend :twitch:

...if you plan to wake up the kids you have someday with a flying dropkick

...when you try to convince everyone you can use hadou spells with flash paper and a mini lighter

[aoi_zip]

u kno when u start a thread like this ;)

[Grees]

When you start wearing glasses and telling everybody they dont really know the real you, since they are all deluded.

[eLcHaKeTeRo]

When you start wearing glasses and telling everybody they dont really know the real you, since they are all deluded.

or when u can slick ur hair back with no gel

[ShadowClone]

... you tie a huge bow to your wrist and paint it with white/black stripes... and...
with your l33t knitting skillz, you create a white cape to go with it! :D

... dress up as a lion and start jumping on every big-breasted woman or girl you see

... if you're a guy: making your girlfrined sleep in your closet
....if you're a girl: agreeing to your boyfriend's stupid ideas!

...walk around making hand gestures for kidou and shouting "Blast spell 33!", etc.

...tattoo Hisagi's "69" on YOUR face!

[Calaquan]

or when u can slick ur hair back with no gel

Yeah, that's just gross when you spend all your time watching Bleach and forget to bathe. For several weeks. That's several steps past you watch too much Bleach. It's people like that that give anime fans (and other types of geeks) a bad reputation. Please don't ever be one of those.

[eLcHaKeTeRo]

you know u watch too much bleach when u steal an old man's cane because it may be his zanpakutou

[wuabbs]

When you feint your own death, murder your school council and act as if you were the council. Whereafter you hold a torch above your head, slick your head back and say some random bollox.

[Miacis]

When you think Sir Isaac Newton discovered the law of gravitation (apple falling from the tree) due to a massive reiatsu nearby.

The same can be applied to that gravity training room from Dragonball Z. :p

[Caelis]

YKYWTMBW the welcome message in your cellullar phone is: "I am your Zanpaktou" :heh:
YKYWTMBW you put a Bleach-wallpaper on every desktop you sit at :D
YKYWTMBW are ticked off because there's no Bleach (no manga nor anime) this week!!!! :frustrated:

[MobiuS]

... dress up as a lion and start jumping on every big-breasted woman or girl you see

!

I dont need to dress up as a lion to do that ... pfft!:D

You know you watch too much Bleach when you intend to suffocate your enemies with your "1337 reiatsu" ... >_>

[Hellychan]

...when you've just been saved by someone and say:

"I'm not going to thank you, you fool..."

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much Bleach when you nickname your biology teacher "Mayuri"

[Ebichuman]

You know you've watched too much Bleach when...
You begin making crudely drawn pictures to help explain things to people

[gangsta905_04]

- you know you watch too much bleach when you start actin like ichigo and scream out bankai..and a big fart comes out..LOL
- you know you watch too much bleach when you see a naked girl and you go all crazy and you yell out "wear some panties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- you know you watch too much bleach when youre a female and you hit on ur girlfriend with big titties

[MrHahn]

You know you watch too much if...

... you try to knock your friend's 'shinigami self' out of your body by punching your former friend with a glove with a skull on it in the face, breaking their jaw.

... you claim that your 'Reiatsu is capped because you're a captain' after you lose an arm wrestle

... we often finding you trying to materialise your butter knife/zanpakuto's avatar

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much if...
... you claim that your 'Reiatsu is capped because you're a captain' after you lose an arm wrestle
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LOL! Priceless. Thats my NEW excuse.

[rukia82]

YKYWTMBW you put a Bleach-wallpaper on every desktop you sit at :D
YKYWTMBW are ticked off because there's no Bleach (no manga nor anime) this week!!!! :frustrated:
I actually do those things XXD

YKYWTMBW when you keep reading a forum like this XD
YKYWTMBW when you think that the university exams scare you, because your professors have an amazing reiatsu

[Komataguri]

When you scream " BAN KAI " just as you orgasm

[gangsta905_04]

When you scream " BAN KAI " just as you orgasm
LOL

"oh yea ..OH yea...OH YEA...IM CUMMING..OMFG BAN KAI!!!!!!!!!"

[Souzouryoku]

You know you've watched too much bleach when:

-You try to stick pills into your little sister's stuffed lion
-You tattoo your body just like Renji's
-You try to actually create a Hyougyouku and go to the library asking each librarian if you could secretly see a copy of Urahara Kisuke's research
-You try to use that "Hyougyoku" to fuse a cat and dog together

[eLcHaKeTeRo]

you know u watch too much bleach when you try to to cross a busy street using shenpou

[Taylor--]

When you scream " BAN KAI " just as you orgasm

rofl.

You know you watch too much Bleach when you take your sisters stuffed animal, then start conversations with it and call him Kon.

[1.0.7.]

you know you watch too much bleach when you forget what actual bleach really does

[KiNA]

.. you watch Naruto filler and asked where's Don?


:D

[SasuraiHell]

.. you watch Naruto filler and asked where's Don?


:D

LMAO oh man, i waiting for a don joke.
YKWYWTMBW..... when you try to make a "daughter by mixing souls then realize what the hell am i doing?!?!

[gangsta905_04]

rofl.

You know you watch too much Bleach when you take your sisters stuffed animal, then start conversations with it and call him Kon.

isnt the sister s'pose to call it

bostafu...botsafu

err forgot lol


you know you watch too much bleach when u startin comparin ur gf's boobs to rangiku's boobs
ykywtmbw: u try to do demon art level 90..but relli u do a crappy version of rasengan

[KiNA]

.. And another Don ...


.. you dont rofl but you BUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

:heh: yeah, I love Don :D

[NoSanninWa]

you know you watch too much bleach when u startin comparin ur gf's boobs to rangiku's boobs
ykywtmbw: u try to do demon art level 90..but relli u do a crappy version of rasengan
You know you've watched too much anime when you start to compare any anime character's boobs to your gf! Not a joke.

You know you've watched too much Bleach when...
... you find "You know you watch too much Bleach when..." threads amusing.

... you watch John Edwards on TV and yell, "Smells like Bad Spirits!"

... you start staring at stuffed animals to see if they sweat from the pressure of holding still.

... when property is destroyed you go to the site and start looking for evidence that it was actually a hollow attack.

[MrHahn]

You know you watch too much if...

... you have a shrine for your ex, who you claim to be dead...

...when said ex's sister/brother is now your partner...

...when said current partner is not being told about who your ex was...

...and you try to shield him/her from danger due to a vow you swore to your ex before he/she died.

[100%Wool]

[ Removed ]

[1.0.7.]

you know you watch too much bleach when you feel a sense of deja vu when you read this thread

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much Bleach when you try to order Hanatarou's Pills from Ebay ....


I swear I didn't try it ...!

[Kinny Riddle]

When you scream " BAN KAI " just as you orgasm
ROFLMAO, that really made my day. Since I've reached my cookie limit, I can't spread anymore, so remind me that I owe you a cookie. :D

YKYWTMBW:
- You have an urge to dye your cute little brother's hair white and call him "Shiro-chan". xD
- You join the school's knitting club in hope of befriending a Quincy.
- You suspect the new transfer student is a shinigami.

[MobiuS]

ROFLMAO, that really made my day. Since I've reached my cookie limit, I can't spread anymore, so remind me that I owe you a cookie. :D

YKYWTMBW:
- You have an urge to dye your cute little brother's hair white and call him "Shiro-chan". xD
- You join the school's knitting club in hope of befriending a Quincy.
- You suspect the new transfer student is a shinigami.

Quincys dont look too friendly. Only the grandpa was a nice dude. Ishida isnt too nice ... :heh:

Neither is his pops .... :(

[Eclipze]

Quincys dont look too friendly. Only the grandpa was a nice dude. Ishida isnt too nice ... :heh:

Neither is his pops .... :(
So we can apply the rule of, "like father, like son":heh:

[Taylor--]

isnt the sister s'pose to call it

bostafu...botsafu

err forgot lol


you know you watch too much bleach when u startin comparin ur gf's boobs to rangiku's boobs
ykywtmbw: u try to do demon art level 90..but relli u do a crappy version of rasengan

it wouldn't matter what the sister called it, since you'd be a fan you'd call it Kon. :p

[ThePowerOfAnime]

Originally Posted by Komataguri

When you scream " BAN KAI " just as you orgasm

ROFL. omg. Bankai 'unleashed' lol

[ChickMagnet]

ROFL. omg. Bankai 'unleashed' lol

So would that Ban Kai ability be that your "Zanpaktou" turns into a white sticky liquid that is capable of creating a gigai?

Is that 12th division, or 4th?

[Wolcik]

YKYWTMBW: you can recite the full names of every captain, their zanpakuto, and their shikai/bankai both in english and in japanese
what's wrong with that... and how they call them out
-You tattoo your body just like Renji's
my friends is saving his money for something like that...

when I meet my other friend we always say something random Bleach's dialogs


YKYWTMBW: put a bucket on ur head, say ur capitan, but u have habbit of hidding ur reiatsu.
YKYWTMBW: u speak english like Don Kanojin.
YKYWTMBW: give ur plush animals uncool names otherwise they'd piss u off...
YKYWTMBW: buy candies hoping to meet Kon.
YKYWTMBW: tring to fight 5 bullies at the same time with just ur reiastu.
YKYWTMBW: tell every blond girl with big breast that she can be ur VC
YKYWTMBW: when u see a kid falling in to a river, first u trow knife at him to cheack is he a hollow

[ThePowerOfAnime]

YKYWTMBW: when u wear your shinigami cosplay to a funeral. :heh:

[Wolcik]

YKYWTMBW: ur poked in the head u say "it's a perfect soul burrial"
YKYWTMBW: u spend ur free time in a cave to train ur bankai
YKYWTMBW: u wear granpa's glove on ur left hand to make ur quncy's power stronger
YKYWTMBW: when u want to burried 15 feet under ground in a cave so u can become shinigami in 72 after death...

[eLcHaKeTeRo]

you know you watch too much bleach when you buy Rukia's cosplay gloves and try to smack the soul out of everyone you meet.......my friend actually smacked someone

[Caelis]

YKYWTMBW: you wake up in the morning and your head is turning and you are about to faint... and you blame it on the strong and overwhelming reiatsu of a Captain that is fighting a Hollow nearby your house :heh:

YKYWTMBW: you claim to use flashsteps to outspeed your opponents on the basketballcourt :D

[kismis]

....when you start a fight in class with rolled up newspapers/marker pens and wave them around going "BAN..KAII!!"

or going BWAHAHAHA and doing the silly little dance that the karakura team does.

and yes, these ARE based on true stories :D

[Zu Ra]

*You enjoy sitting hours saying bankai twice like Ichigo

*Everytime you see Matrix it reminds you of Tensa Zangetsu

*'Temme' is now your favourite catch phrase

*You can sing and hum the OT & ET without actually understanding their meaning

*There is more than 1 type of soul you known (Mod Soul)

*Pez Dispensers remind you of Chappy

*Black is your favorite color

*You uknowingly start referrig to plushies as Kon

*You dont gift your girlfrnd/sisters Plushies fearing Kon

*You refer Taito kubo in league of Shakesphere,Tolostoy,Hemmingway

*Shinigami is no longer a weird and unprounouncable Japnese word for you

*Shikigami is no longer a weird and unprounouncable Japnese word for you

*You develop your own lingo for bleach chara names Uki-Chan(ukitake),Yoru(yoruichi) , Hitsu (hitsugaya),Uno (Unohana)

*Uno is no longer a Russian card game no more ,it has a deeper meaning

*Evrytime you see a kid with a bat it reminds you of Jinta

*When you see a guy on street wearing a trench coat and shades ,You are reminded of Zangetsu

*New found respect and admiration for black cats

*Sakura is not just another chara from Naruto anymore it signifies Byakuya:D

[Wakoeme]

you watch to much bleach when your with a bunch of your friends and your playing a fighting game and the fighter that wins dose Don's stance, and 7 people in the room cross their arms over their chests and go "BWAHAHAHAHA."

....that actualy happened.... and yes i was one of the ppl.....

[jungleking]

You Know you watch to much bleach when someone tries to steal your bag you look them right in the eyes and they run off and you say to yourself what a weaking trying to beat me with a small BAN-KAI like that (actually a pen knife).

[Illuyankas]

*You can sing and hum the OT & ET without actually understanding their meaning
Every fansubbed anime on earth for me :D

*Everytime you see Matrix it reminds you of Tensa Zangetsu
Shame they never gave Neo a black sword, but that'll be another blonde handdrawn character played by Keanu 'Balsa' Reeves (Constantine, anyone?)

ykywwtmbtbhewyeagabmyttYinwac,RhHB(d)aUryoaLa,o,ae w: you make up acronyms like this :uhoh:

[MarcusG]

You know you watch too much Bleach if you ask your buddy to stab you in the heart to become a shinigami.

- When you try to get Giga from Uhara's shop from the internet.

-When you start talking to butterflies.

[Komataguri]

When you contemplate the possible uses of the Memory Chikan and Binding Kidou on that girl you secretly admire.

[Mizuno]

you know you watched too much when you think of it while doing your laundry.

[Wicked_Wizard]

You know you've watched too much Bleach when you stop a pillow fight against your little brother with just one finger.

[Bob from Walmart]

When your name is Bob and you work at walmart and reply to threads about Bleach ... :confused:, plus the fact that its 1:30 am on a weekday

[MrHahn]

you watch to much bleach when your with a bunch of your friends and your playing a fighting game and the fighter that wins dose Don's stance, and 7 people in the room cross their arms over their chests and go "BWAHAHAHAHA."

....that actualy happened.... and yes i was one of the ppl.....

Eh? Which game was this? Because I remember in Guilty Gear Axl Low has a laugh similar to Don's

[MobiuS]

You know you watch too much Bleach when you dont understand why you're arrested for swinging a sword downtown ...

You know you watch too much Bleach when the words "Kingfisher" do not refer to the bird ...

[arvineFei]

i) start to walk around at night hoping that u can save a losing shinigami and have her zanpaktou.

ii) blame the tiring late night fights to save souls from hollow for ur poorly done assignments and ur bad results.

iii) spend the time on the toilet seat trying to figure out how SS works and end up being in the same position for an hour, and then u dun feel like it anymore so u pull up ur pants and continue to figure out SS at the living room's sofa......

[Cloudy]

You run away from sakura petals.

[U<3Anime]

When you start to apply your bleach logics into a game of badminton.

1. Thinking that just by standing there, you're opponent is gonna get pumbled by your immense spirit pressure.

2. If you're losing in the game, you go into ichigo's bankai pose and shout out "BANKAI" thinking that you have gotten a huge power boost , but nothing actually happens.

3. You start holding the racket with both hands, thinking you're holding a soul slayer like ichigo. Shouting "Gestuga Tenshou!" after every swing like a sword

[Paiser]

you definitly kno u had enough bleach when a blond white boi go passes you and you just thought he was ichigo!

and you kno you definitly kno u had enough bleach when you start dressing your bennie babies

[Dionysus]

Know you had enough bleach when you think you can get cut directly through the torso

And Fight clean through 5 Episodes without dying of blood loss.

you know you watched too much when you think of it while doing your laundry.

LOL This has happened to me, Unfortunately

[Last_Hope]

You try to get your mom to watch it too.:eyespin:

[U<3Anime]

I have found myself randomly saying gestuga tenshou often.....:eyespin:

[Satrini]

You have a kite with picture of dragon on it and yell "Hyourinmaru!"

[Wolcik]

UKUWBTMW u wake ur son by jumping at his face :D

[Zu Ra]

*You enjoy sitting hours saying bankai twice like Ichigo
*Everytime you see Matrix it reminds you of Tensa Zangetsu
*'Temme' is now your favourite catch phrase
*You can sing and hum the OT & ET without actually understanding theirmeaning
*There is more than 1 type of soul you known (Mod Soul)
*Pez Dispensers remind you of Chappy
*Black is your favorite color
*You uknowingly start referrig to plushies as Kon
*You dont gift your girlfrnd/sisters Plushies fearing Kon
*You refer Taito kubo in league of Shakesphere,Tolostoy,Hemmingway
*Shinigami is no longer and weird and unprounouncable Japnese word foryou
*Shikigami is no longer and weird and unprounouncable Japnese word foryou
*You develop your own lingo for bleach chara names Uki-Chan(ukitake),Yoru(yoruichi) , Hitsu (hitsugaya),Uno (Unohana)
*Uno is no longer a Russian card game no more ,it has a deeper meaning
*Evrytime you see a kid with a bat it reminds you of Jinta
*When you see a guy on street wearing a trench coat and shades ,Youare reminded of Zangetsu
*New found respect and admiration for black cats
*Sakura is not just another chara from Naruto anymore it signifiesByakuya
*You join the school's knitting club in hope of befriending a Quincy.
*You suspect the new transfer student is a shinigami.
*Tell every blond girl with big breast that she can be ur Fuku-Taichou
*You know you watch too much Bleach when you nickname your biologyteacher "Mayuri"
*When you watch "Ghostbusters" and beging screaming "YOUR DOING IT ALLWRONG"

[[DOT].L]

You know you watch too much bleach when you go Hollow hunting with a papier-mâché zanpakutou on Halloween, perhaps?

[Wolcik]

*You enjoy sitting hours saying bankai twice like Ichigo
*Everytime you see Matrix it reminds you of Tensa Zangetsu
*'Temme' is now your favourite catch phrase
*You can sing and hum the OT & ET without actually understanding theirmeaning
*There is more than 1 type of soul you known (Mod Soul)
*Pez Dispensers remind you of Chappy
*Black is your favorite color
*You uknowingly start referrig to plushies as Kon
*You dont gift your girlfrnd/sisters Plushies fearing Kon
*You refer Taito kubo in league of Shakesphere,Tolostoy,Hemmingway
*Shinigami is no longer and weird and unprounouncable Japnese word foryou
*Shikigami is no longer and weird and unprounouncable Japnese word foryou
*You develop your own lingo for bleach chara names Uki-Chan(ukitake),Yoru(yoruichi) , Hitsu (hitsugaya),Uno (Unohana)
*Uno is no longer a Russian card game no more ,it has a deeper meaning
*Evrytime you see a kid with a bat it reminds you of Jinta
*When you see a guy on street wearing a trench coat and shades ,Youare reminded of Zangetsu
*New found respect and admiration for black cats
*Sakura is not just another chara from Naruto anymore it signifiesByakuya
*You join the school's knitting club in hope of befriending a Quincy.
*You suspect the new transfer student is a shinigami.
*Tell every blond girl with big breast that she can be ur Fuku-Taichou
*You know you watch too much Bleach when you nickname your biologyteacher "Mayuri"
*When you watch "Ghostbusters" and beging screaming "YOUR DOING IT ALLWRONG"
u quoted many the best, and one of them is mine :D I'm proud of ur good taste :D

[Zu Ra]

u quoted many the best, and one of them is mine :D I'm proud of ur good taste :D
Yeppers 3 arent mine , just made a list of the good ones (those 3) I came across for a similar thread ^ ^

[Dionysus]

You know you've watched to much bleach when you accuse Neji(From naruto) for watching more bleach than you

[-KarumA-]

when you constant shake your plush animal in hope that it has a Modified soul in it

if you put random round candy in plushies in hope that theyre Modified souls and curse because they dont work

stay up late looking out of your window to get a chance to see a shinigami fly by

to think that every disaster that happens in the world is caused by Hollows, (land slides, earthquakes)

make your own katana from wood of a tree and name it and give it special powers

wear your bathrobe and swing this wooden stick while shouting Bankai over and over again (mabe break a mirror)

start talking to random people that arent there and tell people youre talking to a soul

start shouting in public "STOP IT ANNOYING GHOST!" though there's noone there and everyone thinks youre insane

buy a black cat or addopt one and name it Youruichi and spell it wrong, giving th cat the wrong name intended

in world of warcraft tame a black panter and name it after her

make an rpg character for a mmorpg name it Ichigo and when you start waking at someone do it with the biggest sword in the game and shout out Bankai

[NoSanninWa]

when you constant shake your plush animal in hope that it has a compact soul in it
You know that you watch too much Bleach when it greatly bothers you to see kaizou konpaku translated as "compact soul" instead of "modified soul."

... I am greatly bothered, so please don't do that again!

[budak]

when you go to animesuki website everyday onli to realize that bleach dosen't air on that day -_-"

[kismis]

when you go to animesuki website everyday onli to realize that bleach dosen't air on that day -_-"

when you go to animesuki only to realise that bleach is licenced :heh:

[Fakemaster]

You know you watch to much Bleach when you start beating all the blind guys with cool black glasses asking "Where the Hell is Aizen"

[-KarumA-]

When youre the only person in the city you live in that knows what Bleach is o.o;

[Fakemaster]

You Know you watch too much Bleach when you run out of ideias to post in "you know you watch too much Bleach when" trhead

[propa03]

When youre the only person in the city you live in that knows what Bleach is o.o;

when u were glad u were that person, and are seriously upset that soon everyone will know

[Petbe]

... when yuour in a car accident and the second after you check for a chain coming out of your chest.

[-KarumA-]

when you still hope Bleach will come on tv in your country but then remember that even Sailormoon was banned after first season o.o; but yet still hope Bleach will be on tv

you check for the new manga a day too soon and recheck everyhour

you call your dog Ichigo because he reminds you of him

[DarkPaladin56]

when you get pissed and scream "BAN-KAI!!"

[MajesticXII]

i do that a lot... BANKAI!!!!!!!

u know u watch too much bleach when u stab urself in the heart to become a shinigami

[Zu Ra]

When you nickname the goofy loking kid working at your local Wallmart / Burger King Hanatrou

When you end up joining all Bleach groups on yahoo and discover later Bleach is also a christian rock band

Make your your Plushie dress in Drag and call him Postaff

Your the founder / president of your area's Karkura Red

When you mourn / lament Bleach actually getting liscened and end up having long discussion will bleach end up like other anime

Your eminent concern right now, is it spelled Bountu , Bountou or Boundt[

[-KarumA-]

when you start calling Ichigo nicknames, same goes for all other characters

[sshuler]

when you start talking to your fur animals.

You: come on, there's no one here, you can talk now...

OMG, lol i actually do that, but i already knew i was obssessed,lol.

[sshuler]

you know you wach too much bleach when you find yourself crying about how all the characters live in Japan so youll never see them :(

[Yûyake]

you know you watch to much bleach when you met your friend and the first time they are telling you is I dont care about what happen this week in bleach so please stop telling me about it.
you know you watch to much bleach when even your mother know what is all about..

[SweetHoney]

Ykwywtmb: When the weather is cold and starts hailing you blame hyourinmaru
Ykwywtmb: When all of a sudden you call your boyfriend shiro-chan or call your girl friend Inoue
Ykwywtmb : When you carry around a butter knife and when no ones looking pretend you're fighting hollows (i actually did that once :heh:)

[Kyle of Alberta]

You know you've watched too much Bleach when you mistake the mounties for Shinigami.

[-KarumA-]

you buy a one way ticket to Japan
throw yourself infront of a train to become a haunting ghost so you can met a shinigami
you always take a sword/knife with you just in case hollows pop up

[cloud28]

you buy a one way ticket to Japan
throw yourself infront of a train to become a haunting ghost so you can met a shinigami
you always take a sword/knife with you just in case hollows pop up

Nice one lol..:D

[Kyle of Alberta]

You know you've been watching too much bleach when you can relate everyone you meet on a daily basis to a Shingami.

My Boss = Mayuri -_-;;

[cloud28]

You know you've been watching too much bleach when you can relate everyone you meet on a daily basis to a Shingami.

My Boss = Mayuri -_-;;

lol :D I get that alot too...

[shikamarufoo]

You know you've watched too much Bleach when you try to spike up your hair like Hitsugaya (sp?). I've tried it:D ~

[MarcusG]

YKYWTMB: When you watch Shinigami no ballad and think that momo has bankai
and her little cat is part of her sword.

[Bleach]

when u are fighting someone and u tell them "you are 1000 years too early to fight me" :D

[fizzmaister]

you know you watch too much bleach when you buy shinigami robes for a hundred dollars and build your own wooden sandals.

[-KarumA-]

or simply buy a black bathrobe wear over another white one

[Avijja]

You know you watch too much Bleach when the simple act of brushing your teeth becomes a 13 episode story arc, features flashbacks to childhood, includes some really impressive special effects initiated when you pull out the floss and it reveals its bankai, you glow and stuff on the floor flies upwards as a tribute to your pure awesomeness, you provide long lectures about how much ass you kick, and you give dire warnings to germs that "you're 1,000 years too early to even *think* of decaying my teeth".

PS: MarcusG, so you're suggesting that Momo-chan is the little sister of Toushirou Hitsugaya, and that her surly, winged cat with the deep voice transforms into a hot, nekkid chick with dark skin? I could live with that.

[propa03]

You know you watch too much Bleach when the simple act of brushing your teeth becomes a 13 episode story arc, features flashbacks to childhood, includes some really impressive special effects initiated when you pull out the floss and it reveals its bankai, you glow and stuff on the floor flies upwards as a tribute to your pure awesomeness, you provide long lectures about how much ass you kick, and you give dire warnings to germs that "you're 1,000 years too early to even *think* of decaying my teeth".

PS: MarcusG, so you're suggesting that Momo-chan is the little sister of Toushirou Hitsugaya, and that her surly, winged cat with the deep voice transforms into a hot, nekkid chick with dark skin? I could live with that.

ykywtmbw: that sounds like something u might want to see ;)

ykywtmbw: u think of your workplace as 'hueco mundo' and fear for your soul each time u go there

ykywtmbw: u created your own char, complete with shikai, bankai, death, appearance, personality, and backstory. (yes, I have, and I think the bankai is really cool :heh: )

[-KarumA-]

when you start pushing up your glasses everytime like Ishida (i do that lol)

[Rurik]

in world of warcraft tame a black panter and name it after her


LOL, no you did not do that..did you?


-You buy a black cat hoping it would transform into a naked sexy lady.

-You Never again see Black cats as omen of Bad luck.

-You continuously kick your Dad in the face.

-You begin to eat weird cobinated stuff (Orihime style) – Like my favorite Icecream with Chilidogs :uhoh: .

[Anacone]

when you start pushing up your glasses everytime like Ishida (i do that lol)

LOL I had that habit already before Bleach

When you listen new OP 100 in row and then you listen new ED 100 times in row
When you first hope that they would do tv show
then you hope that they would write novels
third you hope that they would do parody in MAD magazine!!!
When you see see Lion King movie and instantly yell Kon where's Ichigo?

[Falcor04]

When you play DOTA every time you use your hero's ultimate you type BANKAI!!!!!!!!!!

[MarcusG]

You know you watch too much Bleach when the simple act of brushing your teeth becomes a 13 episode story arc, features flashbacks to childhood, includes some really impressive special effects initiated when you pull out the floss and it reveals its bankai, you glow and stuff on the floor flies upwards as a tribute to your pure awesomeness, you provide long lectures about how much ass you kick, and you give dire warnings to germs that "you're 1,000 years too early to even *think* of decaying my teeth".

PS: MarcusG, so you're suggesting that Momo-chan is the little sister of Toushirou Hitsugaya, and that her surly, winged cat with the deep voice transforms into a hot, nekkid chick with dark skin? I could live with that.

show off:(

[Willmatic]

You know you watch too much bleach when you and a bleach friend trys to recreate ichigo and renji's argumental chemistry.

[Rurik]

-When you participate in a Karaoke competition thread and sing D-technolife the complete version, Sing it perfectly, and win the competition. Ehhh Helly-Chan? ;)

[Hellychan]

-When you participate in a Karaoke competition thread and sing D-technolife the complete version, Sing it perfectly, and win the competition. Ehhh Helly-Chan? ;)

LOL! :heh: Yeah, but in my case I sang Life (not so perfectly though) :p

You know you watch too much Bleach when you can't help watching the new OP everytime you come in front of your comp :D

[NahLiJ]

when you start having convos like this on IRC

(&EbilJas) bankai!
• &EbilJas proceeds to obliterate rob
• &Nah|AWAY strips his pants
(&Nah|AWAY) BANKAI
(&EbilJas) HAHAHAHAA
(&EbilJas) wait wait
(&EbilJas) my bankai didn't work
(&EbilJas) hang on
• &EbilJas pops a viagra

...LOL

and that sounded somewhat ...scary ._.

we have no lives

[-KarumA-]

LOL, no you did not do that..did you?


nope i tameda nightsaber and in my curent fan boy mode called it Subaru (from Tokyo Babylon -> X/1999)

because it was lil su-chan when i was like kne high and now its big Su-chan from X because its the height of my hips lol

whenever you play a MMORPG before going for the boss you shout / yell so that everyone in chat or in the area can har it : BANKAI!

[Wolcik]

ykywbtmw: understand each of those jokes :D
ykywbtmw: are angry at ur friends when they haven't seen the last episode of Bleach so u could talk it over with them :P
ykywbtmw: u think about Bleach before going to sleep hoping that u'll dream about Yourichi or Rangiku, or at least being a capitan :D (I have no life)
ykywbtmw: u're sad when u haven't downloaded and watched the new episode in the next day it was brodcasted in Jap :D
ykywbtmw: u think that Kubo Tite is reincarnation of Jesus Christ and the only japanese people with soul (sorry, to much south park for me)

[eLcHaKeTeRo]

ykywtmbw: you yell out "hadono sanjuichi!" and then you throw fireworks.

[WarpObscura]

YKYWTMBW: You play Ninja Gaiden Hurricane Pack/Black Edition and think Team Ninja ripped off Ichigo with the Berserkers (only a few people will get this, I think...)

[`tristan`]

YKYWTMBW: You thought Shinobu Maehara of Love Hina was Hinamori's relative.

[-KarumA-]

when you constantly check the web on thursday for manga releases, hour after hour (i am doing that right now)

[Wolcik]

YKWYWTMBW: you put colorful feathers to ur eyes like 5th seat of 11 division, Yumichika
YKWYWTMBW: u wear bells in ur hair
YKWYWTMBW: when u see girl with red ribbons u think that she's a shinigami and u can see her spirit's thread :D

[-KarumA-]

you start to make the clothes Ichigo, Ruki etc. wear in normal life and wear them yourself with pride and a big smile everyday

when dye your hair orange
or get Reji's tatoes, or get Bleach tatoed somewhere (i saw a pic of someone who did it a tatoe with the one piece logo o.o; )

you have the cover and inside of your school agenda filled with pics of Bleach or one character in particular

you make Doujin or write yaoi fanfiction stories :3

you try and controll your spirit power by raising the pressure on your body -> you head turns red/pink and you pass out or catch for breath because you forgot to breathe

when you hate someone you raise your hand and shout out "ATTACKING SPELL, Number 31! SHAKKAHOU!" and stand still like that for a while

[bubblleboi]

You know you watch too much bleach when you take all the flowers in your house, grab the petals, start throwing them around screaming "chire, Senbonzakura"!

:heh:

hahah funny quote man

i got one,

when you you're in the middle of a samurai fight and your opponent hits your sword out of your hand and you scream "BANKAI!"

[Wolcik]

hahah funny quote man

i got one,

when you you're in the middle of a samurai fight and your opponent hits your sword out of your hand and you scream "BANKAI!"
when u're in the middle of fight and someone hit u, u say "ur reiatsu is low, I didn't feel a thing"

[MrHahn]

YKYWTMBW...

...whilst playing Guilty Gear you think or say 'shunpo' when you fight (as) Slayer or Chipp. It gets worse when that thought comes up during Millia's throw.

... whilst playing Dynasty Warriors, Xaihou Dun's T6 attack reminds you of Getsuga Tenshou. Same applies for watching Cloud fight in FF VII Advent Children.

... you try to leg up over things by lightly tapping them with your toes/tip of your shoes, only to fail by pressing too hard.

... you're dissapointed that the longcoat you bought doesn't fan out at the back, or come with a sword.

[propa03]

YKYWTMBW...

...whilst playing Guilty Gear you think or say 'shunpo' when you fight (as) Slayer or Chipp. It gets worse when that thought comes up during Millia's throw.

... whilst playing Dynasty Warriors, Xaihou Dun's T6 attack reminds you of Getsuga Tenshou. Same applies for watching Cloud fight in FF VII Advent Children.

... you try to leg up over things by lightly tapping them with your toes/tip of your shoes, only to fail by pressing too hard.

... you're dissapointed that the longcoat you bought doesn't fan out at the back, or come with a sword.

i think we are all disappointed by longcoats with no billow to them, lol

edit: sp

[Fakemaster]

you know you watch too much bleach when you stop to think for a while in the bleach aisle in the supermarket

[milk_ryuusei]

YKYWTMBW:
You saw a guy with moustache u greatly suspect he is MAKI - CHAN ~~~

[Soulz_Byakuya]

Lolx my classmate watch too much bleach, in class room he keep showing off his senbozakura and this how he do it. Senbozakura!!!!!!! One of his friend from his back throwing green grass out......... lolx! They look stupid.

[Fakemaster]

You know you watch too much bleach when you're starting to get afraid of sakura bloosoming

[Anko Plushy]

I know u all love bleach, but what happens when that obsession is taken too far.
Let's all show our bleach love by giving real life examples of situations when bleach can come to play

here i'll start:
You know you watch too much bleach when you dye you little sisters hair pink and carry her on your back.
HEY! I should try that!

You know you watch too much bleach when you shout "ikorose, shinsou" to the police who cornered you for carrying a big knife around in public.
:uhoh: I have no idea what you're talking about *whistles innocently*


You know you watch too much Bleach when you believe your breadknife has a Bankai .... >_>
O_o you mean it doesn't!

You know you watch too much Bleach when you think dead people go to Soul Society!
*eyes go wide in shock* *starts pouting and tears form in eyes* You mean I don't... *frowns* DAmn, I was looking foreward to meeting the hot guys there.



You know you're obsessed when
a) you see someone with orange hair and thing it's ichigo

b) you see a black butterfly and think that the soul society is trying to contact you

c)You try to use flash step and trip over your own feet and proceed in falling down two flights of stairs

d) when you actually go to a tattoo place, and show the guy an image of renjis tattoos and ask if they could do the same to you

Spoiler: When Renji fought Byakuya and we thought he was dead, I was at school in the computor lab with one of my Bleach pupils (a sophmore friend of mine) and I started shouting at the scream saying "HELL NO! YOU CAN'T KILL HIM! HE'S TOO HOT TO DIE! RENJI CAN'T DIE!" then I proceeded with crying and sobbing while my friend stared at me and after I found out he was alive and gleefully sang of victory song she said while looking me straight in the eye "Freak" I merely smiled proudly and said "It's a good kind of freak"

[PhantomX]

^ You scare me a bit XD

YKYWTMBW you run around collecting little children for terrible TV shows while making stupid poses and speaking horrible English ... and you aren't Michael Jackson

[Deathkillz]

YKYWTMBW: you are actually thinking of funny/cheesy comments to put into this thread XD

[MarcusG]

YKYWTMBW: you try to do shumpo while playing basketball.
YKYWTMBW: put a pill inside a doll and expect to walk and talk.

[Anko Plushy]

You buy the Kon plushy and when it doesn't talk back to you, you burn it

[SvenTheSweeper]

You believe that there's no such thing as Filler Episodes after the Soul Society Story Arc....never ever.:D

[SvenTheSweeper]

You understand that accepting Yoruichi as your girlfriend, means changing the definition of bisexual to mean cats and Shinigami(human form).

P.S. Sometimes I wish I didn't say this because I think human-form Yoruichi is hot.

Now I've ruined it for myself.:(

Dooh!!!:upset:

[Falcor04]

YKYWTMBW:When you build your own underground training faculity which is a bright as day i might add...but then FBI comes and questions you about building a drug lab.....i wonder if this has actually happened??

[Rich]

YKYWTMBW: when you keep talking about it nonstop... like........:

shut the fuck up or i'll use my bankai on yo'
how can you release bankai when you're not in shikai?
shut your trap, eat this hadou #69
omg... no that doesn't work Bakudou #45

*sigh.......... this is an actual dialogue between my two sad friends.
it happened on the streets, i pretended not to know them ~

[Shinoto]

When you know can repeat the Orange Range Song.

When you decide the coolest dress person you seen is yourichi

When you decide to dress in all black...Wow a lot of Bleach fans lol

[IcExAlcHeMy]

when you hold a sword and yell bankai while your neighbor looks at you with a weird face.

when you start getting a boner when you see someone short and think of yachirou.

[Wolcik]

YKYWTMBW: u don't have other life :)

screaming "Bankai" is O.K. but only if u scream ur sword's full name afterwards XD

YKYWTMBW: u think that Vampires doesn't exist, but Bounto do XD

[wuabbs]

"When you know can repeat the Orange Range Song."


I can repeat it :(

[Last_Hope]

When Bleach is more important than work... :uhoh:

[ReinhartX]

ykywtmbw: i always dream i was some1 with ichigo powers and being a shinigami....while some of my frens r other shinigami captains...and some r arrancars and fight fight fight =D

[otacu]

- when you accept every single lame powerup out of nowhere KT has done in order to recycle old characters and say "Wow!Rukia is awesome!"

:rolleyes:

[wingdarkness]

When you own one lame sword you bought from a 1$ dollar store and you own one decent yet lame sword you got from an interstate truck-stop...and you fight by yourself in your house with lame sword #1 then say "bankai!!", blink your eyes really fast to imitate powers-flashing while quickly switiching to less lame sword #2 and continue to pretend your fighting with your powered-up bankai sword...

My friend told me he does that :uhoh:;;

[Anko Plushy]

WHen you see a guy that is a cue ball and ask if he can make his head shine like Ikkakus...
You secretly suspect that all gay guys are some how related to Yumichika...:heh:
You start to think that your fighting happy PE teacher is really Zaraki in disguise (I actually started calling my Gym teacher that and he actually responds to me when I call him that!!! :twitch: )

[-KarumA-]

when you start making your own hollow mask by paper maché

[Shinoto]

When you start writing bleach on everything

Yes so far I have written it on half the desks in every single one of my classes, several walls, a letter on every locker in a row 3 or 4 times, on a sleeping girl's arm, on 4 sleeping guys arm, and a few more places lol. And the campus officer is worried because he thinks bleach is a cult lol. But I guess it is

[Wolcik]

- when u think of advancing plot or new characters for ur fancomix when u have to leave home... if I could be flying wtih table I would have so much of this comix by now XD

[willynilly]

when you come to a forum, that only 16 people view at a time, just to read old post

[Cats]

This might be stupid... but...

You know you watched too much Bleach when you stop watching Bleach...

[rukia82]

when you have 54 bleach wallpapers and 139 bleach images
when you think that when you will need it, the hollow inside you will come and help you! :D

[Thewanderer]

when you have 54 bleach wallpapers and 139 bleach images
when you think that when you will need it, the hollow inside you will come and help you! :D
*has at least 5x that*:uhoh:



*really has no life*:heh:

[Deathkillz]

you know youve watch too much bleach when everytime you see a flying bug you run for your life screaming "BITTO!!!!!!!!"

[bedsidelight]

You Know you watch too much Bleach when you run out of ideias to post in "you know you watch too much Bleach when" trhead

No, it's the other way around:

You know you've watched too much Bleach when you DON'T run out of ideas to post in this thread!!

[bedsidelight]

When you start writing bleach on everything

Yes so far I have written it on half the desks in every single one of my classes, several walls, a letter on every locker in a row 3 or 4 times, on a sleeping girl's arm, on 4 sleeping guys arm, and a few more places lol. And the campus officer is worried because he thinks bleach is a cult lol. But I guess it is

OMG yeah! :heh:

[Wolcik]

when u feel guilty for not slacking off and not doing more bleach fanart
(today I'm proud cause at Google my old drawning I found)

[ReinhartX]

YKUWTMBW : i got bored in class and start writing names of zanpakutous in class...i can rmb almost all xD........

YKWTMBW : i always dream that the world is a bleach world where theres a shinigami hollows stuffs...and that im kinda like ichigo..

[Red-Razor]

when you think you killed a hallow but it was just a little kid whit a mask on

when you think you have spirital powers but when you try to jump of a high building you fall to death instead of jump down safely

[physics223]

I think when you know who Zennosuke Kurimandani is, you've watched quite a lot of Bleach.

[eLcHaKeTeRo]

YKYWTMBW: you have ur friends swing their katana replica to see if u can stop the blow with one finger do to ur awesome amount of reatsu.

[Anko Plushy]

True story...

YKYWTMBW: You're doing your religious prayers and your facing you bleach plastered wall, your mom comes in to tell you you're friend called. stares at you, long pause and then says, "HONEY! SHE'S STARTED TO PRAY TO THOSE CARTOON CHARACTERS! CALL THE INSANE ASYLUM!" My stepdad laughed his ass off, I just sat there embaressed while huggling my renji & Hitsugaya plushy

[Wolcik]

ykywtm*w: u wa*t to write somethi*g o* *leach forum eve* whe* ur key*ord is *roke*

[Nakano]

you know when u have watched to much bleach when u walk down the halls of ur school and see 2 poeple yelling out "BAN KAI" then hear "DIE HOLLOW" belive me i saw it.
you know when u have watched to much bleach when u hear kids talking next to u in french saying they burned a stuffed lion to see if he would talk LMFAO i felt so sorry for the kid

[Skyfall]

you know when u have watched to much bleach when u hear kids talking next to u in french saying they burned a stuffed lion to see if he would talk LMFAO i felt so sorry for the kid

Somehow i find it hard to believe that :twitch:

[Nakano]

o lol in french class not in french :P

[Yûyake]

I wouldnt feel bad for those kid but find them quite idiot..
But you reconize people that watch too much bleach when they have the bag with the bleach logo, a bleach necklass, bleach keyholder, (list would be long) and in the end as soon as he talk you realise that he keeps saying quote everytime he got the occasion (ok that mean in the same time that im also watch too much bleach to reconnize them :P )

[cheez rocks]

YKYWTMBW the welcome message in your cellullar phone is: "I am your Zanpaktou" :heh:
YKYWTMBW you put a Bleach-wallpaper on every desktop you sit at :D
YKYWTMBW are ticked off because there's no Bleach (no manga nor anime) this week!!!! :frustrated:
Holy Crap! I do those last two! Or at least until they stopped us from using wall papers at school... (Then I went to Inuyasha)
and You know you watch too much bleach when...

... somebody pisses you off you hit them in the face and yell "I reject!"
... You beat your hot black friend in a race and say "Who's the god of flash now, stupid cat?"

Shouldn't this be on Blue Collar Comedy Tour? Screw "you might be a redneck" ... another sign you watch too much bleach

[KrnYuhJa_Me]

When you go off and make threads like this one...
AHAHAHAHA OMG LOL. that so deserves LAWL :heh:

[dva]

When you scream " BAN KAI " just as you orgasm

lol

...when you take of your pants in front of your gf and scream "howl zabimaru!"

[SvenTheSweeper]

lol

...when you take of your pants in front of your gf and scream "howl zabimaru!"

Her reply might be, "Cry Benihime!", if she doesn't like what she sees.

[TaMs]

you have watched too much bleach when you will make zangetsu -.-;;
http://theotaku.com/cosplay/images/captions/362651-20060515013606.jpg

[DjTrizz]

you dress up a actual bleach detergeant like Ichigo :D

[Lonely]

when you unload on your girlfriends face andscream out "BANKAI!!"

[kurapica11001]

when you watch more than 20 eps a day ^_^; or when you watch it for more than 10 hours straight ^_^;

[Nuzzles]

When you're climaxing, you shout "Getsuga Tenshou!"

Edit: Bugger looking in the thread and finding out I don't have any originality!

[WarpObscura]

you have watched too much bleach when you will make zangetsu -.-;;
http://theotaku.com/cosplay/images/captions/362651-20060515013606.jpg

Darn, that is really extreme dedication. Is there one for the sealed and the bankai forms of Zangetsu too?

[Qwazar]

When you are sad, that the answer above is the last one.

When you think there is no such thing possible as "Too much bleach"

You use the same theory when you are doing laundry.

When you find funny every of bankai, zangetsu etc. jokes abowe.

[ichigoismyhomie]

YKUWTMBW......your preference of girls must be a short skinny asian chick with shaggy bob hair, or a long straight hair redhead with amazing racks that wear flower hair pin everyday.

also when u think tila nguyen is reincarnation of rukia.....that gone bad......

[TaMs]

Darn, that is really extreme dedication. Is there one for the sealed and the bankai forms of Zangetsu too?
lol, i should make bankai zangetsu too but i dont have time :)

[Mr. Johnny 5]

You know you've watched too many bleach if you think that those nasty (bomb) incidents on CNN were caused by Hollows.

You know you've watched too many bleach if you start heavily bleeding and thinking you'll be alright...and that you knife (what ever sharp think you carry) will stop the bleeding.

You know you've watched too many bleach if think someone powerfull is near you when your in the middle of an earthquake..

You know you've watched too many bleach if you think your knife will repair/restore itself (when its broken) because you think its a soul slayer.

You know you've watched too many bleach if you think you have a greater spirit force anyone else.

You know you've watched too many bleach if you think a(ny) cape can make you fly.

You know you've watched too many bleach if you think you can leap/jump from building to building with space of more then 10-20 metres between them.

[tcsduo]

You know you've watched too much bleach when you name you xbox360 hard drive Zangetsu

[Red-Razor]

if your friend shows hoe ichigo draws his sword and atacks the enemy

or when you think your pockitknife is a soal slayer and shout

Swizpocket knife, unfold!!!

when you thinkg your neighboers black cat is yourichu

[Petbe]

.... When as you read thos thread you start thinking.. wow.. maybe there is a life outside of bleach.

.... When you cut open a hole in a stuffed anime to see if the jaw breaker you found will bring it to life.

[horsdhaleine]

lol

...when you take of your pants in front of your gf and scream "howl zabimaru!"

:D

crosses her arms, and say BwaHaHaHaHaHa

man, this man made day... so funny! i can actually imagine renji doing that!

---
when you take of your pants in front of your gf and scream "howl zabimaru!"
girl---open your legs and say: chire! senbonzakura!

[ReinhartX]

just wondering how much of a bleach fan r u guyz......
as for me i collect manga....haf all the songs and burn all the episodes from beginning....and i never get bored watching again n again =D

[BleachOD]

You know you have bleached to hard when you use Bakudou 58: Kakushitsuijyaku ( Invocation of the tracking birds) to communicate with family and friends instead of the telephone.

You know you have bleached to hard when you use Bakudou #61 Rikujou Kouro (Luminous Prison of 6 Bars ) on your twelve-year-old because he is too hyperactive and you want him to chill.

You know you have bleached to hard, when you say "Shire Sembonzakura" Everytime you have to dice onions, when you are holding a kitchen knife.

You know you bleached to hard...When you only know the days of the week, and schedule everything around anime and Manga releases.

You really know you bleached to hard, when the anime release date changes and it takes you two weeks to re-learn the days of the week again.

I think I have it the worse.

[Eidolon Sniper]

When you actually think the mask for Scream is a Hollow mask and go around trying to suck other people's souls/reiatsu or whatever. :heh:

You double take when you see the word "BLEACH" in a supermarket or walking down the street.

You actually think fairies live in your hairpins.

[MC Zandogg]

LOL

"oh yea ..OH yea...OH YEA...IM CUMMING..OMFG BAN KAI!!!!!!!!!"




ROFLLLLLLLLL btw im new to this forum.....you know you someone has watched to much bleach when they ambush you with a flying dropkick

[MC Zandogg]

yuo know u've watched to much bleach when you mush someone in the face with a black glove with a skull on it knocking them down

[Melodymix]

When you go off and make threads like this one...

When you come into a board like this:D

[capture]

When you come into a board like this:D

Agree!!! :heh: and also when you post in this thread :D

[Hisago]

You double take when you see the word "BLEACH" in a supermarket or walking down the street.


I acctually do that.

...when you hit your friend on the head with a reiatsu flare wristband to see if it will knock their soul out of their body. (trust me, it doesn't work.)

...you order a 4th squad medic pack and wear it in public.

[Last_Hope]

...You yell "Senbonzakura!!" when leafs are flying around you.


You double take when you see the word "BLEACH" in a supermarket or walking down the street.

:heh: I do those kind of things every day with a lot of shows and things.

[Calico131]

...when you constantly sing the bleach intro song in japanese.

...When you start making other people watch Bleach just so you can have someone to talk about it with.

[Kurosaki-Dragon]

...When you start making other people watch Bleach just so you can have someone to talk about it with.

:heh:



....When you think about Bleach before going to bed so you can dream about it
....When you have your own character in the Bleach universe and are thinking about what their Shikai/Bankai should be
.....You listen to songs and think about how they relate to a Bleach song you can make a video...
.....You use up all the space on your hard-drive because you saved every single bleach image and wallpaper you could find...
.....You learn about Bleach way after it starts and go on Youtube watching every single episode nonstop untill you catch up to the current ep....
.....After that you go and read every chapter of the manga....
.....You wish you lived in the Bleach world instead of the real world...
.....Since your comp is crap and you don't have a program to download music you go on Youtube to find the full version of the song Rolling Star by YUI and listen to it a couple of times when you get on the internet.



and when you join a bleach forum and your user name has part of the name of a Bleach character...



-shifty eyes-


I'm not obsessed..really...I swear:heh:

[Calico131]

...You are more attracted to Asians than ever before. (Yui is hot stuff)

[SamuraiX]

-You know you watch to much Bleach when you write a essay talking about why Kenpachi losing to Ichigo was wrong.

-When you carry round a halloween mask at your side and put it on screaming You've Released my Hollow Side when somebody pisses you off.

-When you convince ya friends to help you make a giant paper model of Ichigo's sword for Art

-And when you tell girls your big zanpakutou means you have alot of potential

[Calico131]

...You put a big red X through everyday on your calendar until the new bleach episode comes out.

[Rock Lee X]

when u fall down a ditch and you think the only way u can climb back up is if u can become a shinigami

[uranusXed]

YNYWTMB when u've downloaded and completed all the bleach games in japanese (as there r no english releases) and can shikai/bankai better than the actual characters themselves - and u can do senbunzakura once every 3 secs :P for infinity!

YNYWTMB when u buy cute bleach accessories for your frens in order to generate more interest so they will be obliged to watch/read bleach and therefore u can show off your extensive knowledge infront of the rookies.

YNYWTMB when your ringtone is the opening song of the latest bleach episode and your sms alert is the closing theme. :D

[Zu Ra]

You watch Deat Note pull your hair and go You guys are doing it all wrong !!! Did they even graduate from shinigami academy ? xP

[WarpObscura]

Nice one, man! Nice one!

[flaming wolf]

Ha all good!OH I have one,you know you watch to much bleach when you have dreams of your favorite character.............I'm gultiy:uhoh:

[Calico131]

YKYWTMBW you go the the "Create your own soul slayer" thread and spend days upon days trying to come up with a completely original idea, then have someone shut it down right after you think it was prefect. lol

[MitsuKiske]

YKYWTMBW the welcome message in your cellullar phone is: "I am your Zanpaktou" :heh:
YKYWTMBW you put a Bleach-wallpaper on every desktop you sit at :D
YKYWTMBW are ticked off because there's no Bleach (no manga nor anime) this week!!!! :frustrated:

LOL... I do all of those...:heh:

Ok now I feel weird..

Anyway mine is
YKYWTMBW: when you spend more time on the forum when your at work that working.

YKYWTMBW: You buy silver clips for your B/f and put them in his hair. Then continue to refer to him as Kuchiki Taichou.

[Melodymix]

Whenever you hear the word "Bleach" you always think of the anime Bleach

[MitsuKiske]

YKYWTMBW:when every song you hear, you think of how that song relates to Bleach.

[Zu Ra]

YKYWTMBW

Your spanish has considerabily improved after reading the manga

[fullmetalMonkey]

you find your friend's pez deser and tell your frienmds you can go out of your own body by have pez

[Hisago]

...you have an Ichigo plushie on top of your computer, right next to your Ryuk one.

...you doodle Hollows on your Spanish notebook and claim it's 'subject-related.'

[moonUNIT-]

Well, perhaps it's just me but...

you have a newfound respect for tattoos after seeing Renji.

[Bonta Kun]

YKYWTMBW u ride a boar to work

YKYWTMBW u get ur gf to sleep in ur closet

[Melodymix]

YKYWTMBW u get ur gf to sleep in ur closet

Haha! Nice one m8! I luv that one!

[shenzu]

when you think lions are perverted

when you see "The Lion King" and think when Kon said that line while arguing to Yoruichi (cat form) then he farted

when you turn on the hose and shout "Sit upon the frosted heavens, Hyourinmaru!"

when you join a gymnastics class and pick the ribbon and twirl it saying "Dance, Sode no Shirayuki"

when you see animal bones in the desert and you wear them and claim you are and Arrancar

when you try to make a baboon and a snake breed together to from Zabimaru

[Scep]

YKYWTMBW:

-You decline when your friends ask you out for a game of soccer, claiming that
your face will melt

-you see some terrible marks on your test papers and you shout souten kisshun: I REJECT!!!!!!

[Zu Ra]

YKYWTMBW:

-You decline when your friends ask you out for a game of soccer, claiming that Your face will melt


HeHe good one its hilarious :D Whenever Kon is in Ichigo body , he riminds of Espada 9 the mannerism and weirdness

[cellardoor]

...when you have many songs from Bleach sountrack in your mp3 player and when "the storm center" starts to play, you say "yosh" unconciously and then your adrenalin level increases even though you are just about to pick some tomotoes in the market, because it reminds you the destruction of execution grounds :D

[Zu Ra]

YKYWTMBW:

Everytime you see a a Priest your thinking if he had a hole and a mask he would be an Arrancar

[Badboyinpink]

lol yep xD

[NoSanninWa]

YKYWTMBW:

Everytime you see a a Priest your thinking if he had a hole and a mask he would be an Arrancar Priests do have holes. ;) It is only a mask they are missing. As we've seen, an Arrancar's hole isn't always in the same spot.

[kEi-kun!]

When you start wearing band-aids on the face (like Ichigo's when fighting Byakuya at the Soukyoku Hill)---> personal experience lol.

When saying "ban~kai!" when you gather your strength to do something physical.

[Zu Ra]

Priests do have holes. ;) It is only a mask they are missing. As we've seen, an Arrancar's hole isn't always in the same spot.

Its amusing/intresting how much Kubo has influenced our world :D Btw the Pope reminds me of the Old Espada now :heh:

[pothead21]

you know you watch too much bleach when you sit down for 19 hours, only moving for the bathroom and food. that was the most anime filled day in my life. i got to the point when i didnt even notice that there were subs.

o, and btw this was when i was first introduced to bleach. went through about 50 something episodes and had to finish the next 50 episodes in the next two days

[chubbyphil]

You know you watch too much Bleach when you think your parents are shinigamis after recieving a charm from them.