The Quotes of Haruhi Suzumiya (Favorite Quotes thread)

[Catgirls]

A thread for your favorite quotes from the first season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (also known as "Suzumiya Haruhi"). I only ask that you don't type out the entire script from an episode. Quote the best part of any scene or episode or part of the novels.

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie." ~Dorothy Parker (http://www.levity.com/corduroy/parker.htm)

This thread will likely contain spoilers, so if you haven't finished all 14 episodes of the first season, I suggest you avert your eyes henceforth. Have fun.

[The Sphinx]

It would appear that she viewed guys on the same level as potatoes - Kyon, referring to Haruhi, Episode 2

[Anime Online]

Oh, good, this would be my favorite-st thread.

From Episode#06 (Remote Island Syndrome Part 1),

Haruhi : A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!

[panzerfan]

"This is the fifteen-thousandth four hundredth and ninety-eighth occurence".

A spell of dizziness sets in.

FIFTEEN THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED NINETY EIGHT. That's thirty-seven letters to makeup the number. If written in Arabic it would be 15,498. Kudos to whoever that thought of this system. You're incredable, being able to think of this highly convenient, irrational and impractical concept.


~Nagato and Kyon, Endless Eight.

[FatPianoBoy]

"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!" - Kyon

[The Sphinx]

And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that. - Kyon, Episode 1

[lana3007]

"Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden." - Haruhi, speaking of love and boyfriends. (I think that's how it went anyway)

[Shini_GamI]

Haruhi Again? You sure are popular, Haruhi. - Episode 10 from Kyon.
YUKI.N> sleeping beauty_ - Episode 14 from Yuki

[C.A.]

My favourite quotes are actually dialogues:

The holy Macross 7 parody:Haruhi: "Yokuku nante kudaranai wa! Atashi no uta o kike!!!"
Kyon: "BOMUBAA!!!"

Haruhi:" Previews are useless! Listen to my song!!!"
Kyon: "BOMBER!!!"and the really amusing:Itsuki: "Ah! Nani mono desu?"
Yuki: "Watashi wa mahou tsukau uchuujin de aru."
Itsuki: "Sou nandesuka...?"
Yuki:"Sou."

Itsuki: "Ah! Who are you?"
Yuki: "I am a magic wielding alien."
Itsuki: "Is that so?"
Yuki: "Yes."

[Anime Online]

From Episode#07 (Mysterique Sign),

Haruhi : Can't you tell? It's my SOS Brigade emblem!

Kyon : Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me.

[Deathkillz]

"due to asahina-san engaging me in lower-body exercises im about to lose it and she has taken my ability to move so i cant escape" eps 7 kyon (hes enjoying himself);)

[Aiya Kasai]

"wwwoooooooopaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"-Haruhi drinking a...uh was it a soda? I dunno. This is the episode where they are on there way to the island.

I wish I could drink soda like that (voice won't go that high without cracking)

[Aiya Kasai]

"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!" - Kyon

That was one of my fave quotes, too...lol

[CrowKenobi]

From episode 2/1:

"Are you a moron?" -Kyon stopping Haruhi from fondling Mikuru

"She must have been born dumb." -Kyon, again, commenting on Haruhi's reason for bringing Mikuru into the SOS Brigade (small, cute and big breasts)

"Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want." Kyon, once again, on Haruhi's naming of the SOS Brigade.

[Kiomi]

"Are you retarted?" said by Haruhi in episode 14

[lana3007]

"Are you retarted?" said by Haruhi in episode 14

That is a good one! Though it doesn't work quite as well without the dialogue preceeding it. Let's see it was something like:

Kyon: Actually pony tails turn me on.
Haruhi: What?
Kyon: The pony tail you had back whenever was so good it was criminal.
Haruhi: Are you retarded?

[Riker]

"Super size me!" - Kyon, blink and you miss it. (ep 10)

[Skane]

Episode 06[09]:

SHaruhi: "Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?"
Kyon( to himself): "Please don't let anything happen. Please don't let anything happen."

[Kinny Riddle]

Haruhi: 来ないと死刑だから (Konaito shikei dakara)

(Come or I will sentence you to death! )

On various occasions, probably Haruhi's favourite quote.

Yuki: そう...... (Sou......)
(I see...... )

The quintessential Yuki response.

[C.A.]

Yuki's 'Sou.' is the single thing that made me laugh most in the show.

[Skane]

Ep11[13]:

Kyon: "That was easy to understand for a Nagato explanation."

[The Silver Sky]

When Kyon falls out of bed in Episode 14, and is clutching his had and kicking at the thought of such a dream (kissing haruhi):

"Freud would have a field day with this!"

[Furudanuki]

Oh lord, where to start!

"Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?" Kyon, episode 1

"I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking." Kyon, episode 3

"Kyon-kun. If I become ruined for marriage will you take me?" Mikuru, episode 3

"Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse." Haruhi, episode 11

"Don't worry. I won't let them." Yuki, episode 14

[SnakeLegend]

"He dress like a guy... So i assume he is." -Haruhi, on Itsuki's appearance somewhere in the first few episodes.

[Anime Online]

More Kyon goodness!

From Episode#04 (The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya),

Kyon : Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.

[fishy_hylian]

Kyon: Do I have to live in this gray world all alone with Haruhi?
Itsuki: Adam and Eve. If you reproduce enough, it'll work out?
Kyon: I'll smack you

Whenever I watch the scene I always have to laugh at it X)

[Sheba]

Kyon in Mystérique Sign:

"When you put it that way I can't say I don't get the feeling it doesn't or does it. But you can't say it wouldn't be difficult to assert that claim. Well then. How many negatives did I just string together?"

I bet it would be even more priceless in japanese version.

[Driger]

My rationality insisted on that. But humans were never a lifeform that relied only on reason to survive, maybe they needed a bit of what Nagato called "mixed-up data."
——Kyon

novel Vol.1 Chap.7

[The Silver Sky]

Another: From novel vol.1 chap.7

"Kyon, I'm hot!" -Haruhi

Really? So am I. -Kyon

Taken out of context I think that's really funny :D

Same chapter:

I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud. -Kyon

[Aiya Kasai]

Another: From novel vol.1 chap.7

"Kyon, I'm hot!" -Haruhi

Really? So am I. -Kyon

Taken out of context I think that's really funn :D



That's a quote that tests whether someone is a perv or not...lol! Kinda like Penisland.com.

...no not penis land...pen island!

[The Silver Sky]

That's a quote that tests whether someone is a perv or not...lol!

I failed. :D :p

[CrowKenobi]

More Kyon quotable quotes: :D

Episode 9/14: "Her so-called great news always ends up being, epecially for Asashina-san and me, anything but."

Episode 1/11: "Leaving various mysteries and inconsistancies completely unaddressed the story has finally reached the midway point. Wait. It's only half over?"

Why should Kyon have all the fun...

Haruhi in 9/14: "Now, the obtacle has been dealt with. Now, Mikuru-chan, I want to take a few pictures. So how about you strike a pose?" After she got Kyon out of the way.

It's not really a quote, but I would nominate Haruhi's reaction as Kyon woke up at the end of this episode. :D

[Shini_GamI]

That's a quote that tests whether someone is a perv or not...lol! Kinda like Penisland.com.

...no not penis land...pen island!

i knew that :D

[lana3007]

This series just has so many golden quote moments! I am having fun with this!

Haruhi: "Every school story has to have a maid character!"
Kyon: "What kind of school stories have you been reading?"
- First time Haruhi dresses up Asahina as a maid.

Kyon: "Could you say that again, except like a childhood friend pretending to be angry to hide her embarrassment."
- Responding to Haruhi when she wants to tell him about Asakura's dissapperence.

[The Silver Sky]

Kyon: "Could you say that again, except like a childhood friend pretending to be angry to hide her embarrassment."
- Responding to Haruhi when she wants to tell him about Asakura's dissapperence.
I remember that one! It was golden!:D

[Animexcel]

hmmm..it was along the lines of...

"I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone..."

Yuki Nagato

[Truth-kun]

Ep14

"Don't worry, I won't let them."

-Yuki Nagato to Kyon when Kyon asked if those interfaces would attack him like Asakura did.

[FatPianoBoy]

Because no one else did:

"Mi - Mi... Mikuru Biiimu!!" - Mikuru

[The Silver Sky]

hmmm..it was along the lines of...

"I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone..."

Yuki Nagato
I believe that was Asakura (can't spell names worth crap) who said that as she was being deleted.

[raphaël]

"Unique"
Yuki, about her book.

"Which one is the beach ball?" Copyright Kyon.



After that, there's a few lines I love not because they're funny, but because the actors get it so right.
For instance "Jaa, soko yamete." (Ok, quit there) Haruhi, answering Mikuru, when she says she has other club activities.

[Animexcel]

I believe that was Asakura (can't spell names worth crap) who said that as she was being deleted.

sorry i didn't put the episode # down, it was the first one where she was the magician-weilding alien. After Mikuru save Itsuki from the fake lightning effect lol

[Shirobane]

Episode 14:

Kyon: If you're scared, you might as well just cling to my arm. Creates more of an atmosphere.

Haruhi: Baka.

Example of one of the lines delievered exceedingly well form the voice actors. I laughed the first time I read it and laughed harder when I first heard it delivered.

[Animexcel]

Ep. 12

Haruhi: "I can't seem to calm down. I wonder why."

Kyon: "It's because you're not used to being appreciated by other people..."

forgot the other half xD

[Kamui4356]

Kyon: *To Mikuru* Don't you have a beam gun or something?

Mikuru: It's prohibited to carry a weapon. It's dangerous.

Kyon: *thinking* I can understand that. Not only is it likely this person would still be useless with a weapon, she seems prone to accidentily leave it on the train.

I'm kind of suprised no one mentioned it yet, unless I missed it.

[Shirobane]

There's just a lot of great quotes from the show, given time we'll get em' all ;)

[SnakeLegend]

from the base line itself for this one:
"I'm not interested in normal humans. If among you there are aliens, time travellers, or espers, come and find me!" -Haruhi (well i directly translated it from the novel ^^;)

[Biswa]

I laughed very hard when Kyon said
"Hanzoku da!"
-- "I cry foul play!"
when Asakura paralyzes him in the class room. It's the funniest reaction to something as frightening and crazy like that happening.

[C.A.]

There's just a lot of great quotes from the show, given time we'll get em' all ;)Yea, this thread is actually a thread for people to rebuild the show's script in a random order lol.

[Animexcel]

"No problem, we'll corner it."

Yuki Nagato : episode 11

[Catgirls]

Yea, this thread is actually a thread for people to rebuild the show's script in a random order lol.Heh...that's actually a neat idea. Interesting concept.

[Shirobane]

Heh...that's actually a neat idea. Interesting concept.
I agree, very much in the theme of how KyoAni presented Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu in the first place :D

[Animexcel]

Something like...

Computer Society President: I-I've got witnesses!

Computer Society: Yeah! We're witnesses!

Haruhi: I'll say that you were all planning to ******* her!

xD

[C.A.]

Heh...that's actually a neat idea. Interesting concept.Yea, sounds totally Haruhi lol

But wait, how come nobody mentioned this?:ただの人間に興味ありません。この中に宇宙人、未来人、異世界人、超能力がいたら、あたしのと ころに来なさい。以上。I've heard from at least 3 people who said this in real life introductions and got branded as crazy people or have some sort of personality disorders lol

[Anime Online]

More goodies from Episode#06 (Remote Island Syndrome Part 1)

Yuki : .. I love you

Haruhi : Hey Kyon, you try it.
Kyon : I--
Haruhi : Forget it.

[Shirobane]

But wait, how come nobody mentioned this?:I've heard from at least 3 people who said this in real life introductions and got branded as crazy people or have some sort of personality disorders lol
I think SnakeLegend already got that covered heh.

[The Sphinx]

Haruhi- I believe that moe is an essential factor.
Kyon- Sorry. What was that?
Haruhi- Moe yo! Moe!

[a.f.k. translated moe as "turn-ons", in my opinion one of their few mistakes. They should have just left it transliterated, virtually everyone who is watching fansubs will already know what moe is.]

[C.A.]

lol I'm blind, then here's another alien, time traveler, esper line:宇宙人や未来人や超能力を探し出して、一緒に遊ぶ事よ!

Find aliens, time travelers, espers and have fun with them!Not sure if I got it correct though lol

[Onizuka-GTO]

Kyon jumping around on a beach:



Mikuru breast does a bounce to punch the beachball to kyon

Which one's the beachball?!

*happy nose bleed face*



enuff said. :D

[panzerfan]

The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.

-Kyon.

[Anime Online]

From Episode#07 (Remote Island Syndrome Part 1),

Kyon: .. but as they say, it ain't over til the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!

[Trowa]

two faves from ep10 after the fight with Asakura
yuki: 'what is a glasses man?'
Kyon: '...nothing'

a lil later
kyons classmate: 'my bad, enjoy yourselves!' then runs off ^-^

[FatPianoBoy]

Haruhi: "You're supposed to faint!"
Mikuru: "Ah! Kyuuu..."

That voice just kills me.

[Kineas]

One of my favourite qoutes is novel-only, but I guess it's still worth sharing it with everyone else.

Kyon's monologue, Lone Island Syndrome, after the dinner in the mansion when (most of) the SOS Brigade discover that they can't hold their wine well (This scene was withdrawn and replaced in the anime with something else)

Kyon: That night, it seems that Koizumi carried an unconscious me back to my room. That's what Koizumi told me afterwards. He said I reeked of booze just as much as Haruhi, but since I don't remember anything, I pretended not to hear that, and refused to remember that such a thing happened. I'll treat it as one of Koizumi's jokes.

What I'll give to hear that voiced in the anime by Kyon's VA. :)

[dkellis]

"This feels like extortion." - Kyon, ep 2/1 (MoSH I)

Haruhi: "Allow me to introduce you. This is Mikuru Asahina."
Kyon: "... that's the whole introduction?" (spoken) "Where did you abduct her from?"
Haruhi: "I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest."
Kyon: "Close enough."
- ep 2/1 (MoSH I)

"And glasses on." - Kyon, ep 5/3 (MoSH III)

"Classified information." - Mikuru, mostly everywhere

"How can you possibly have so much energy after staying up most of the night?" - Kyon, ep 6/9 (Lone Island Syndrome I)

"Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out." - Kyon, ep 7/8 (Mysterique Sign)

Kyon: "What is this?"
Itsuki: "A cave cricket, I presume."
Kyon: "That much I know. You don't have to tell me that."
- ep 7/8 (Mysterique Sign)

[Kisuke06]

Kyon: "The hell was that dream? Freud would have a field day with this!" :D

[cursed_sword]

Mikuru: (after showing the star shaped mole) Please forget about this!
Kyon: easier said than done X_x

[RiXeD]

Shirou: Screw you, King of Heroes!

Oh wait... Not this anime....

"I love you" scene ^^

[panzerfan]

(got enough desk n chair, Asakura?)

"It looks sooo cute! I am impressed with myself, having an eye for fashion! You in yukata can swoon 95% of all men!"

What's with the 5%?

"Cause a real GAY will not be swayed not matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men five are GAY."

-Suzumiya Haruhi and Kyon.

[jiv]

H: "Shining light on darkness and vanquishing evil is the duty of warriors of justice!"
K: "Hey Haruhi, Why don't you listen to them before kicking them?"

K: "You'll be the prize. If you are going to make a bet, why don't you bet your own body?"
H: "What are you saying? The SOS Brigade Chief is a Holy and Sacred Symbol! I have no intention on yielding this position to anyone else!"
K: "You plan on loitering around here after you've graduated?"

K: "What effect is staring at me supposed to have?"
H: "I focused energy into my stare and sent it to you! Your body should all warm or going through accelerated perspiration"

H: "Hey, Hey! You can't rent Yuki without my permission Understood? She's SOS Brigade's indispensable silent character! I saw her first!"

[iamandragon]

"This is the fifteen-thousandth four hundredth and ninety-eighth occurence".

A spell of dizziness sets in.

FIFTEEN THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED NINETY EIGHT. That's thirty-seven letters to makeup the number. If written in Arabic it would be 15,498. Kudos to whoever that thought of this system. You're incredable, being able to think of this highly convenient, irrational and impractical concept.


~Nagato and Kyon, Endless Eight.

That's what came up in my mind when I entered this topic...

"wwwoooooooopaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"-Haruhi drinking a...uh was it a soda? I dunno. This is the episode where they are on there way to the island.

I wish I could drink soda like that (voice won't go that high without cracking)

I can. ^^

[JokerD]

Annoying. Oh so annoying. Annoying

Starting tomorrow, I get a brief break, a testing vacation, which last until summer vacation. It would be the period when teachers mark my test answers wrong.
Damn this is annoying.
At least I can go ogle at Asahina-san for some peace of mind.

Kyon> Wait! Could you tell me what you're doing first? I'd like a moment to prepare myself.
N.Yuki> Nothing (points) It has come.
Kyon> Wha-

So when I wasn't paying attention the clubroom was turned into a den of evil,huh?

-Eps 7

Really, Kyon has some really good line, it's difficult to list them all. The way he strings together "annoying" makes me laugh.

[Noppapana]

ep 13
Koizumi : 3 years ago ...
Kyon : Screw 3 years ago . I am sick of it

ep5
Kyon :You have even got ppl calling you Gid now , Haruhi

[Animexcel]

Episode 12: Live A Live

Tsuruya: "All these people lined up for some bad soba made from cheap stuff."

[SnakeLegend]

lol no quote but:
Kyon felt a stare from a cold eye. When he turn back, it was Itsuki.

[sleeplessNites]

Episode - boredom of haruhi
Itsuki>Amazing! Haruhi did exactly a thousand times.
Kyon>It is you who counted to a thousand that is amazing

[Karasu09]

"Charge-Freak Haruhi and Game Illiterate-Asahina, it's completely 3 vs. 5~"
--Kyon, The Day of the Sagittarius III

"If you believe in Aliens, Time Travellers and ESPers..come and join me!!"
--Haruhi Suzumiya, Chapter 02

note: that's the heart of the Brigade!!, the Golden Rule of our Religion!! we Haruhist believe in Aliens, Future Maids and ESPers for all!! Our Goddess have made us, as the strongest race that exists,
and please remember that we have forsaken our mythical religion for the eternal power and tenacity of Haruhi..

.....and to those who employ it to further their own petty desires,
Are cowards who must be destroyed at all costs...

[Kai1]

Yuki: "A Limited-area amalgamated alternate timespace with non-corrosive tendencies is independently occuring in restricted mode within this room."

Kyon: "It's hard when you sound like you just randomly picked out words from a dictionary."

=ooo episode 7, at around 14 minutes

[Animexcel]

Haruhi: "Those are fine."

Kyon: "She referred her classmates as objects."

[Kai1]

episode 11 when they are training for the computer competition.

Kyon: "At least we can count on Nagato."
Nagato picks up the mouse and waves in around in the air.
Kyon: "I take that back." -.-

[Animexcel]

Episode 00

Koizumi: "Ah. Who are you?"

Yuki: "I'm a magic-wielding alien."

Koizumi: "Really."

Yuki: "Really."

[Treble]

Episode 7:

*Haruhi tries the Computer president's apartment door, then rings the door chime.*

Kyon: It should be the other way around!

[arcticphoenix16]

Hi! I'm SOS-Dan chief Suzumiya Haruhi. These are my subordinates number one, two, and three.

[Noppapana]

Hi! I'm SOS-Dan chief Suzumiya Haruhi. These are my subordinates number one, two, and three.

Haruhi : please get along
Kyon : is that the introduction ...

LOL !! :)

[Shredder]

"Ponytail looked so good on you it was criminal."
"Looks good on you."

The little, or at least most explicit, romance I had to cling to in this series.

[Ottocycle]

If (the house in Snow Mountain) couldn't be considered as creepy, dictionary definitions all across the country of the word 'creepy' would have to be rewritten. -Kyon (Snow Mountain Syndrome)

[Mire]

Just found this nice thread, and i found it extremely irritating that my favourite quote wasnt in here .. so even though i usually only read forums, i had to sign up to post this :/

"Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgement. Like a kind of mental illness." --Suzumiya Haruhi (Edit: Ep. 10)

-M.

[Shredder]

Well I for one hope to see some damn lapses in judgment and mental illness soon! That was an awfully cynical line. Would've been interesting to see how she became that way. The usual--got burned by a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy :p? She did have that one brief mention about feelings of normal urges...might've been same ep within that same discussion, can't remember. Too bad she represses it all.

[CrowKenobi]

Well I for one hope to see some damn lapses in judgment and mental illness soon! That was an awfully cynical line. Would've been interesting to see how she became that way. The usual--got burned by a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy :p? She did have that one brief mention about feelings of normal urges...might've been same ep within that same discussion, can't remember. Too bad she represses it all. Go here: http://www.baka-tsuki.net/project/index.php?title=Suzumiya_Haruhi and read what they have translated for volume 2 and you'll "see" some damn lapses in judgment and mental illness... all done while they're filming the movie you saw in episode 1 of the anime!

As for how Haruhi became that way, she explained it herself in episode 13 of the anime... "Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on this planet?... ...I have"

[Shredder]

I was paying close attn during the baseball stadium scene and all, however I did not see the subject of love addressed. She can be cynical about existence...but biological urges are tough to repress so soundly unless something directly related to love had happened and gone awry, I would think. I'll check the link...okay checked: Vol2, does that mean eps that are as of yet unseen? If so I'll eagerly await future eps, should they occur. I'm not much of a reader of manga/graphic novels, I prefer animation

Still, at the end a normal girl would've blushed at the flirtatious compliment, esp considering the events of the night prior. She's human after all...or is she

Btw I checked Barnes for SHnY--nowhere to be found. What's the deal?

[CrowKenobi]

I was paying close attn during the baseball stadium scene and all, however I did not see the subject of love addressed. She can be cynical about existence...but biological urges are tough to repress so soundly unless something directly related to love had happened and gone awry, I would think. I'll check the link...okay checked: Vol2, does that mean eps that are as of yet unseen? If so I'll eagerly await future eps, should they occur. I'm not much of a reader of manga/graphic novels, I prefer animation

Still, at the end a normal girl would've blushed at the flirtatious compliment, esp considering the events of the night prior. She's human after all...or is she

Btw I checked Barnes for SHnY--nowhere to be found. What's the deal?First: Haruhi is anything but a normal girl! :heh: Check ep 2 for Haruhi's dating attemps...
Second: The novel series (and the anime) has not been licensed in the US yet. :(

Another Haruhi quote from ep 13:
"Nothing fun will happen if you sit around waiting... ...Let the world know that I wasn't a girl content with sitting around and waiting... ...But nothing ever happened."

[SnakeLegend]

Koizumi, before you tell me something to calm myself down, you'll have 5 seconds before your head starts to roll. -Kyon, in Novel 5, chapter 1

"Oh my god Mikuru you're so cute! I'm so pleased that my eyes are still not blind to fashion. With the bathrobe you're wearing now, you'll definitely take 95% of the guys' heart in this world!"
What happens to the other 5%?
"Only true gays' heart can't be touched by this cuteness. Always remember that within 100 men, 5 are gays."
Like hell i care. -Kyon, Mikuru in her bathrobe and Haruhi rating it. Novel 5 Chapter 1.

[cubicjack]

Volume 8, Chapter 1. From Yuki's story:

"This cotton-like miracle keeps on falling and falling. Let's use this as my name."

There's more in that part, but I like this one better.

[SnakeLegend]

Volume 8, Chapter 1. From Yuki's story:

"This cotton-like miracle keeps on falling and falling. Let's use this as my name."

There's more in that part, but I like this one better.
OFFTOPIC:^Hence there is the OP's Yuki in the snow? :o Now it made sense.

[cubicjack]

OFFTOPIC:^Hence there is the OP's Yuki in the snow? :o Now it made sense.

Yup. That scene in the OP is the exact same one as the one in Vol. 8.

[arias]

I just realized Vol 8 for Chinese is out! :twitch: Go go go!

P.S. Any kind fellow reader should share : >

[Vexx]

I was paying close attn during the baseball stadium scene and all, however I did not see the subject of love addressed. She can be cynical about existence...but biological urges are tough to repress so soundly unless something directly related to love had happened and gone awry, I would think. I'll check the link...okay checked: Vol2, does that mean eps that are as of yet unseen? If so I'll eagerly await future eps, should they occur. I'm not much of a reader of manga/graphic novels, I prefer animation

Still, at the end a normal girl would've blushed at the flirtatious compliment, esp considering the events of the night prior. She's human after all...or is she

Btw I checked Barnes for SHnY--nowhere to be found. What's the deal?

Um... okay we may have to sentence you to reading all the threads?

There are 8 volumes of Suzumiya (light novel) in print, all in Japanese. So unless you're in a Tokyo Barnes & Noble or a Kinokinuya bookstore in the US, you won't find it. It can be ordered at www.amazon.co.jp among other places but you have to be able to grope around in Japanese.

The series covers the events in Volume 1, along with some selected bits from other volumes. The series presents the events in a dramatic order rather than a chronological order which encourages a "gestahlt" of the entire spacetime line during that period. It also means there are a bit less than 7 more volumes to draw anime material from (and more since the story is still going strong).

When he makes the ponytail remark after the incident, she's still pretty distracted trying to figure out her "dream" (and why Kyon was in it). To her it was just a really odd dream. He's actually made more progress here, realizing he's "gotten used to having her around" one might say.


There's a translation project in progress that can be followed over in the Novel Translation thread.

[SnakeLegend]

:o
it is out? Where?

another quote i found;
Between Haruhi and Mikuru... If one of them drowns, i'll save Mikuru first. - Kyon O.o

[cubicjack]

:o
it is out? Where?


Volumes 7 and 8 are both out in simplified Chinese in Mainland China. I don't really know if they're officially licensed, though.

[SnakeLegend]

they're not official out yet...
because i called to check, they said if they're out, they should know the book's code.
sadly they don't :(
probably out within August.... i think...
nuuu~ i've already done reading 5th one now... 6th one will end sooner or later.

here's another quote before someone scold me for off topicness;
"Hmm lemme think... i kept using "Classified Secret" to contact the future... or doing "Classified Secret"... er... Its been a week, and i never received any "Classified Secret"'s report, thats when i felt weird. Then "Classified Secret"... I panicked, then tried "Classified Secret" but still it is "Classified Secret". *sobs*... Uwa!!! What should I do..."
What should i do? i don't know either.
And is "Classified Secret" supposed to be some sort of silencer?

[cubicjack]

The ones Taiwan by Kadokawa are not out, but this one is:
http://shbook.blogbus.com/index.html

[Vexx]

Right, I forget some of the other Asian countries are pretty good about distributing local language versions of manga and novels long before they cross the Pacific.

But in Japan, there are 8 volumes out currently in Japanese (which I've got imported in my sweaty hands here). I've not heard of a release date for volume 9 yet.

I just hope the hell the author has a good full story arc planned out with a suitable finish and this isn't a "drag it on til they shoot me" rolling juggernaut.

[funkymunky]

episode 00/1
in the movie
The narrator (aka Kyon)
"With a forced look of wonder on his face, Itsuki watched Mikuru leave."
*camera movies up*
"And what's with this pan up?"
*next scene*
"And once again, a number of scenes are omitted."

epidoe 4/7
during the game
kyon thinking to himself
"How dare you throw a real pitch at Asahina-san!? If you hit her, there will be immediate brawling! A brawling bash!"

[Animexcel]

Episode 12:

Kyon: "I agree, but coming from you it really pisses me off."

[wala0101]

kyon - what is this confidence made from? two milligrams will do. just share some with me.
suzumiya - really? want me to inject a bit into you?

suzumiya - advocates of defeat will be penalized with ten laps around the grounds! In the nude! Ten laps while screaming at the top of your lungs... "green martians are chasing me!"

loved this ep >]

[FatPianoBoy]

suzumiya - advocates of defeat will be penalized with ten laps around the grounds! In the nude! Ten laps while screaming at the top of your lungs... "green martians are chasing me!"

Knowing Harulhi... green Martians would be chasing them :uhoh:

[CrowKenobi]

Here's a couple of quotes from "The Day of Sagittarius" in volume 5 of the novels:

Kyon: Why are you analyzing all this like a psychiatrist for? The hole in my heart isn't easily filled by your instantly made-up theories, you know. In fact, it ought to be you who should be examining your actions. As Haruhi's yes-man, you're the least qualified to analyze me.

Itsuki: "A yes-man I may be, but I'm staying here out of my own will. Have you forgotten? Though Nagato-san, Asahina-san and I represent different factions and ideals, we're all gathered here for more or less the same reasons. I don't think you need reminding, my primary mission is actually to observe Suzumiya-san."I got a chuckle out of that concerning Itsuki's rep as "Haruhi's yes-man." :heh:

[i0td]

Here's a quick quote from the beginning of the series that got a laugh out of me.

episode 00/1
Yuki (covering up for the talking cat): That was ventriloquism.

[roguenoir]

This one was from the novel, when they were filming the movie:


About half a year ago, the world was nearly destroyed thanks to Haruhi. It was thanks to my hard work and mental exhaustion that mankind was able to survive. I felt it wouldn't be too much if all the heads of state around the world were to give me a thank you letter. So far I have yet to be visited by any foreign diplomatic envoy. Sigh, on the other hand, even if they had come they would have only increased my woes, so I didn't expect them to come. The only reward I received was being embraced by a teary-eyed Asahina-san, yet when I think about it, that’s more than enough for me. So I didn't feel any gladness at being thanked by Koizumi.

[GanburaizaJyuuKyuu]

Taken from Ep 7/8
*Upon entering the clubroom*
Kyon : "Oh. It's just you and Nagato."
Haruhi : "You have a complaint about it?"
Kyon : "If I were to list out my complaints concerning you, I would end up completely covering both sides of an A4 sheet of paper."

[DragoonKain3]

Eps. 10
Asakura (in her sweetest sounding voice): 'Ja, shin de.'

<3<3<3<3<3

Especially loved Kyon's reaction, when he cried out in pain even though he didn't get stabbed.

[LynRee]

"Hey, hey! You can't rent Yuki without my permission! Understood? She's the SOS Brigade's indispensible silent character! I saw her first!"

"Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is really close. Freaking me out."

I liked those.

[Noppapana]

Haruhi : Saying that people go to the beach for the sole purpose of swimming is no exaggeration.
ep 6

Putting in words so nicely for somethin simple ... typical Haruhi :D

[Kikaifan]

I think the "Blue bird of Happiness" line from Kyon to Haruhi is their cleverest reference by far, so it's one of my favorites.

[AK-kun]

I liked this one, from Day of Sagittarius.

Haruhi: SEND OUT THE ******(GUNDAM)!

[dKiWi]

Asakura Ryoko from episode 10:

"DESHO?"

This is more for the voice acting tho ^^

[Mecha_Trueno]

-ive figured it out!
-figured what out?
-the culprit!
-what culprit? nothings happened yet! we just got here!
-my guts tell me that the culprit is the master of the manor, Keiichi-san! His first victim will be Mikuru-chan!
-we're guests here. stop thinking about that dangerous stuff! act more like a high schooler, yeah?

[Mephisto2k]

here are 3 quotes from the novel:
-What on earth was my subconsciousness thinking!?
-However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.
-What're you doing here then?
What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.
Don't openly declare your criminal intentions like that, there's a limit to being shameless!

[Jaden]

*is bored, and so waves around his rod of lesser topic necromancy.*

ep4:
"What is she doing? Is she trying to reduce the magic points of the opposing pitcher?"
"Mikuru-chan! Get over here and buckle down for some pain!"

ep10:
"Can you say that again, except like a childhood friend pretending to be angry to hide her embarassment"

[X207]

ep 10
datte watashi wa, hontou ni anata ni shinde hoshiin damono.

[maymay]

snow mountain syndrome
Haruhi to Kyon: I dreamed that you had sneaked into my room and you didn't talk like you would have... and you did things that you wouldn't do... I found it odd... in the end, I punched you hard and you ran off!

[X207]

snow mountain syndrome
Haruhi to Kyon: I dreamed that you had sneaked into my room and you didn't talk like you would have... and you did things that you wouldn't do... I found it odd... in the end, I punched you hard and you ran off!

lol. could it be worse than wat the asahina in kyon's room wouldve done?

[crimmy88]

Kyon: "Judging from the results, humans are usually content with their current states. Those who aren't, however, will try to invent or discover something to advance civilization. Someone wanted to fly so they invented airplanes. Someone wanted to travel easily so automobiles and trains were made. But, those things were created by people who possessed special talents. Only a genius can convert those imaginings into reality. We ordinary mortals should just live our lives fully. We shouldn't act impulsively just because we feel adventurous."

Suzumiya: "Shut up."

xDDDD

[TheWindKnight]

Haruhi: (Slams her fist on her desk. She looks very disgruntled.) Where did you go!? I waited to eat since I thought you’d be back soon!

Kyon: (Camera is still on Haruhi’s face.) Could you say that again, except like a childhood friend pretending to be angry to hide her embarrassment?


Episode 10. ^_^ Copied and pasted from the script it took 3 of us 4 hours to make up ^^

[ibreatheanime]

my very favorite quote is in my signature, but here are some other good ones.

Actually, ponytails turn me on...That ponytail you had back on whenever looked so good it was criminal." -Kyon

"It's hard when you sound like you just randomly picked words out from a dictionary" Kyon

"Just to make things clear... No further filming was done of the changing scene. I have no words of comfort to offer your dejected spirits. ...I'm not lying." Kyon

Haruhi: I didn't abduct her! It was a voluntary arrest!

"Sorry. To be honest, I can't get enough of that outfit. My passion is running wild."
-Kyon

OH THERE ARE SO MANY AMAZING QUOTES...

[Cathesis Requirem]

I'm surprised that everyone overlooked Kyon's gem of a one - liner in the second episode

"Feel free to laugh " - kyon , on the SOS brigade's name

[GuidoHunter_Toki]

One of my favorites is when Kyon says -

"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!"

[Kaloc7]

"Actaually, ponytails turn me on" - Kyon (Ep14)
"You sound like dangerous kidnapper" - Kyon (Ep2)
"Then he, that is to say me which is him, then I wi- wait" - Itsuki (Ep1)
"EH!?AHHHH!!!!" - Mikuru (In various situations)
"Antimatter-dispersing oscillations perceived as sound waves" - Yuki Nagato (In the Drama CD)
"Eh Haru-Haru?" - Kyon (In Drama CD)
"Bastard!!!" - Haruhi (In Drama CD)
"You can call me Ichi-chan" - Itsuki (In Drama CD)
"Shut up! Nobodies talking to you!!!!!" - Kyon (In Drama CD)
"Yuki-rin..." - Yuki Nagato (In Drama CD)
"I'll say that you were all planning to *Bleep* her!" - Haruhi (Ep 2)

[Kaloc7]

I was paying close attn during the baseball stadium scene and all, however I did not see the subject of love addressed. She can be cynical about existence...but biological urges are tough to repress so soundly unless something directly related to love had happened and gone awry, I would think. I'll check the link...okay checked: Vol2, does that mean eps that are as of yet unseen? If so I'll eagerly await future eps, should they occur. I'm not much of a reader of manga/graphic novels, I prefer animation

Still, at the end a normal girl would've blushed at the flirtatious compliment, esp considering the events of the night prior. She's human after all...or is she?
Btw I checked Barnes for SHnY--nowhere to be found. What's the deal?

Duh!, SHE'S A ******* GOD!!!!!

[AC23]

"Uuu... Lemme think... I have continued to use classified informationto contact the future or to do classified information... Urr. I only feel something is wrong when I have had no contact from classified information for a week. And then classified information... Makes me very worried, so I tried to use classified information and the answer was [B][classified information/B]... Uuu... Waa! Whatever should I do!"

-Mikuru- Endless Eight.

It would have been better if she just used "Beep"! (laughs)

[Albin]

Episode 14
(Haruhi is force-dressing Miruku once again)
Haruhi: Resistance is futile, You will become a nurse!

had problems breathing for 10 mins after hearing that XD

[UPR]

"If you're that scared what don't you just cling to my arm creates more of an atmosphere that way"-Kyon

"Idiot"-Haruhi

EP14

[JiggleJiggle]

"Which one's the beachball??" --kyon
LOL it's from the episode where they're on the island on the beach and kyon is hitting a beachball while checking out asahina in her swimsuit.
"Ponytails turn me on" --kyon

[Echoes]

-ive figured it out!
-figured what out?
-the culprit!
-what culprit? nothings happened yet! we just got here!
-my guts tell me that the culprit is the master of the manor, Keiichi-san! His first victim will be Mikuru-chan!
-we're guests here. stop thinking about that dangerous stuff! act more like a high schooler, yeah?

I strongly second this quote.

It's even funnier when you see Mikuru's terrified expression after Haruhi proclaimed her to be the first victim :)

[dpryciak]

Episode 14
(Haruhi is force-dressing Miruku once again)
Haruhi: Resistance is futile, You will become a nurse!




"I'll say that you were all planning to *Bleep* her!" - Haruhi (Ep 2):heh:


Haruhi: I didn't abduct her! It was a voluntary arrest!



Actually, anything that Haruhi says is...well, enough to send me into giggles. My husband, who isn't into anime like me (poor guy) was turned on to this show just by how Haruhi manhandles everybody... The whole "obtaining a computer" scene is just FULL of hilarious quotes. "So...this is how it's going to work..." or something like that.


Actually, ponytails turn me on...That ponytail you had back on whenever looked so good it was criminal." -Kyon



And I just LOVED this episode. Snow White, Sleeping Beauty...it took me a moment to put two and two together (but husband beat me to it, again). The scene, tho, I just wanted to watch again and again.

[eurhteranienains]

Does anyone know where I can read the novel or manga? Whats the difference anyway?!

baseball game scene, it's a vivid quote from my memory, feel free to correct xD

kyon: Do you think you can you make it rain tomorrow on the game or something
nagato: No can do, changing the weather system will effect the natural occurences of the earth
kyon: when?
nagato: in about 200 millenium years from now
kyon: ah.. we wouldn't want to risk that now would we

[Animexcel]

Haruhi: *tries to turn the door knob*...*rings door bell*

Kyon: It should be the other way around!

along the lines of that xD

[f4bidnish40]

no. that was from the "movie" from ep 00 after the mikuru/yuki encounter.

[f4bidnish40]

I believe that was Asakura (can't spell names worth crap) who said that as she was being deleted.

no. that was the "movie" from ep 00 they made: the yuki/mikuru encounter.

Asakura ryoko said that nagato was lucky to live longer and etc.

Oh, and a few quotes:

taniguchi: " Wassup. Wawawa wasuremono... UWAH!?" *

*finds kyon/yuki in a questionable position*

*then straightens his tie* "My bad... ENJOY YOURSELVES!" then darts out of the room.

--Ep 10.

"Ja ne!" <asakura ryoko also from ep 10.

"Scarab healed your wounds" <ep 7.

"That was ventriloquism." Ep 00, yuki nagato.

[Silasj]

My favourite quote would be Kyon at the end of the conversation he has with Haruhi about the mysterious transfer student

Haruhi: It's a mysterious transfer student! No doubt about it!

Kyon: You can tell without even seeing the student?

Haruhi: Didn't I already tell you. Survey says that a student who transfers in halfway through the year is practically guaranteed to be a mysterious transfer student!

Kyon: Just when, who, and how was that static derived? If mysterious transfer students can be guaranteed most of Japan would be ...

Haruhi: I'm gonna take a look

Kyon: and of course she's not listening

That's the best conversation in the entire anime :P
Also, could someone give me the convo in japanese?

[Mr Bland]

Ep. 11
Computer society Prez: We challenge you to a contest at this game!
Kyon: huh?
CS Prez: A contest!
CS Prez: A contest using this game!
CS Prez: A serious contest!
CS Prez: We want to have a contest with you!
Kyon: *thinking* I'm begging you, stop yelling contest over and over
CS Prez: Contest! Contest!
CS Prez: We've been prepairing long and hard to have this contest...
Kyon: *thinking* If those words reach Haruhi's sharp ears...
Haruhi: WAHAAA! *drop-kicks the computer society prez.*

later into episode 11..

Haruhi: What? Would you rather have Mikuru-chan?
Kyon: You be the prize. If you're going to make a bet, why don't you bet your own body?
~~few lines laters~~

Haruhi: well, which would you rather have? If you insist... well, you can take me.
CS Prez: NO! I most definitely pass on that.

Ep 14

Kyon: *looking at picture of Mikuru's star-shaped mole* *thinking* I see, so thats what she meant...
Mikuru: *Walks over* Did you just figure something out?
Kyon: *closes picture and folder of Mikuru on the PC* NO. It's nothing.
Mikuru: *points to Mikuru folder on the PC screen* What's this?
Kyon: *thinking* Jacked up!

End quote flood. :3

[Hedd]

"That was ventriloquism." Ep 00, yuki nagato.

Shamisen: There is no need to consider his words. Why don't you just take control of his mind? From my observations you possess the ability to do just that... *fwap*

[renegade_officer89]

Asakura:I'll kill you and see how Haruhi Suzumiya responds.

EP 10,when Asakura tried to kill Kyon.

Best episode for me because of that scene.

[Frailty]

Adult Mikuru showing Kyon the star-shaped mole on her breast
Kyon: Super=Size me!

LOL on that one ^_^

[YUKI N.>]

Another: From novel vol.1 chap.7

"Kyon, I'm hot!" -Haruhi

Really? So am I. -Kyon

Taken out of context I think that's really funny :D

I just now realized that.

oh and

"Oh thats not good my tea's gone cold" Koizume episode 13 (14) at 8min 25 seconds (English Dub)

[Digital Rain]

From The Day of Sagittarius (dub)

Kyon: "Whatever gives her that confidence, I want it. Even if it's only 2 milligrams I want it."
Haruhi: "Oh really? Do you want me to pump some into you?"

*Haruhi stares intensely at Kyon*

Haruhi: "There! Bet that did the trick!"
Kyon: "What good does it do to stare at me and make me uncomfortable?"
Haruhi: "I charged my glare with a bunch of energy and sent it to you! You probably felt something like your body getting warmer, maybe you're starting to sweat! You feel it, don't you? You feel it?"
Kyon: "No, I felt like my life was in danger."
:p

[YUKI N.>]

From The Day of Sagittarius (dub)

Kyon: "Whatever gives her that confidence, I want it. Even if it's only 2 milligrams I want it."
Haruhi: "Oh really? Do you want me to pump some into you?"

*Haruhi stares intensely at Kyon*

Haruhi: "There! Bet that did the trick!"
Kyon: "What good does it do to stare at me and make me uncomfortable?"
Haruhi: "I charged my glare with a bunch of energy and sent it to you! You probably felt something like your body getting warmer, maybe you're starting to sweat! You feel it, don't you? You feel it?"
Kyon: "No, I felt like my life was in danger."
:p

That episode cracked me up. I really liked "in game" portions.

[Hedd]

From The Day of Sagittarius (dub)

Kyon: "Whatever gives her that confidence, I want it. Even if it's only 2 milligrams I want it."
Haruhi: "Oh really? Do you want me to pump some into you?"

*Haruhi stares intensely at Kyon*

Haruhi: "There! Bet that did the trick!"
Kyon: "What good does it do to stare at me and make me uncomfortable?"
Haruhi: "I charged my glare with a bunch of energy and sent it to you! You probably felt something like your body getting warmer, maybe you're starting to sweat! You feel it, don't you? You feel it?"
Kyon: "No, I felt like my life was in danger."
:p

/flexes sig

[YUKI N.>]

Uh oh Hedd is flexing his sig...everybody take cover!

[Vegard Aune]

Episode 6:
Haruhi: Got it!
Kyon: What?
Haruhi: Who did it!
Kyon: Did what? Nothing's even started yet. We just got here.

Episode 7:
Kyon: Lighten up. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. It's disgusting.

At least, those were the best lines I could think of at the moment. It's not easy, seeing how the show is filled with awesome quotes from start to end.

[Louie Louie]

hehe... this is a nice thread...

Kyon:

Wait wait what? What is this??... no wait... what is going on here?? why is Asakura trying to stab me with a knife?? hold on a sec... what did asakura say?? Kill?? ME?? Why?? Naze??
(EP. 10)

Kyon and Koizumi: GAS! GAS!
(Drama CD)

[BookOfMages]

"Daisuki!" - Yuki (Suzumiya Haruhi no Gekisou+Lone Island Sydrome)

I SQUEELED LIKE A FANGIRL.

[YUKI N.>]

Hehe fan girl squeals are common here....>.> even i subject to them

[BookOfMages]

I have to say this.

Your username and avatar places a smile on my face. <333

[YUKI N.>]

awww thank you Book. Yuki is my favorite character.

[BookOfMages]

Yuki is my Soulmate/Eternal Lover/Drug/Addiction/Destined one/One true love/<3/etc.

:heh:

Quotes: "Eat" - Yuki, (Volume 7, ch 5)

[YUKI N.>]

oh dear i have run out of quotes. *goes and watches the series again*

[BookOfMages]

Read the novels, MUCH MORE YUKI LOVE. <3

"I feel as though I carry the responsibility of shaping my own future, The same applies to you because......[-Said softly-]..It's your own future." - Yuki [Volume 7, ch 5]


>W< [-Huggles Yuki-] Oh she's so adorable. <3

[YUKI N.>]

T-T sadly i have no job so i cant afford the Manga...or any manga for that matter.

[BookOfMages]

Silly rabbit, read the novels online.

Novels = Not Manga.

read it at Baka-Tsuki's translations. xD

[YUKI N.>]

[-huggles BookOfMages-] Tankies

[BookOfMages]

[-Thumbs up-]


kk I need to go sooo:

"....Stop it..." - Human Yuki [Volume 4] :heh:

[YUKI N.>]

"Kyon, get your ears over here and listen carefully." -Haruhi [volume 2]

Okies

[Dragontrapper]

Has anybody posted this one? -

Haruhi- "The new years event will be a party - anybody with complaints may file them after the party"

[YUKI N.>]

No one has yet...oh dear i ran out of quotes again

[EusthEnoptEron]

Classified information, eh.
Now where have I heard that before? The next time someone asks me a question I don't understand, I'm going to reply 'Classified Information'.
I think I'll try it out the next time a teacher asks me something in class.

I liked this one. ;]

[Silverwyrm]

Haruhi- "Before I arrive at the club room, I forbid you from doing anything funny to Mikuru-chan."

Kyon - Does that mean I can do something funny to her after you arrive?

that is from the novel :D

Haruhi- "It expired three days ago but I'm sure they're still good. Come on lets eat!"
"Say ah mikuru! ahhhh!

Mikuru- "no don't!"

Haruhi- "Come on!"

that is from anime when they are in computer club president's room

[Silverwyrm]

I liked this one. ;]

I used to say "I plead the 5th" in my government class, never thought of that one though XD

[Pride]

Errr... "Then send out the Gun***!!"?
I found that rather lucky star-ish

[Magedark]

I somehow caught that the second time watching it, after watching Lucky☆Star.

[Silverwyrm]

don't forget this came before lucky star :P

[Magedark]

I know that. I watched MoS, Lucky☆Star, and then MoS again. I realized MoS came first with the amazing amount of references in Lucky☆Star.

"Excuse me, but where are we going?"

It was late, but I had to ask. Nagato, who was walking slowly along the corridor, replied:

"My home."

I stopped at once. Wait a minute! Why is Nagato taking me to her home?

"Don't worry, there's no one else inside."

Wait, what's that supposed to mean?

[zeramoth]

Haruhi- "Before I arrive at the club room, I forbid you from doing anything funny to Mikuru-chan."

Kyon - Does that mean I can do something funny to her after you arrive?



this one is epic:D

[ijuinkun]

What makes that one funny is that it reverses Haruhi and Kyon's normal roles. Usually Haruhi is the one saying odd stuff (boke / funnyman), and Kyon is the "tsukkomi / straight man".

[Kaisos Erranon]

What makes that one funny is that it reverses Haruhi and Kyon's normal roles. Usually Haruhi is the one saying odd stuff (boke / funnyman), and Kyon is the "tsukkomi / straight man".

Don't they usually do that, though? Flip back and forth?

[YUKI N.>]

Don't they usually do that, though? Flip back and forth?

From time to time yes.

[bhl88]

"Fire all beam cannons!" Senbeam ho hansho! - Kyon, Day of Saggitarius

"This is hopeless" Dame da koryo....

... I need more quotes XD

How to say 'Classified Information' and 'You're too close!'

'Ja, shin de.' <- does this mean 'Please die." ?

[ijuinkun]

How to say 'Classified Information'

禁則事項です。

Kinsoku jikoo desu. ^_^V

[Mecha_Trueno]

禁則事項です。

Kinsoku jikoo desu. ^_^V

hence, see my sig:p been using it for ages! i love it:D

[YUKI N.>]

T_T so confused right now

[LustfulEnvy]

Episode 6 DUBBED

Kyon: " I sort of got a thing for girls with ponytails"

Haruhi: "what"

Kyon: "I don't know when it was but you had your hair in a ponytail and it looked so good on you it was criminal"

Haruhi: "Huh, What are you an idiot?"

*Kyon Steals a kiss and Hits first base XD*

Very smooth Kyon, I too have a ponytail Fetish hehe.

[L Lawliet 2]

"Here you wanna touch them?" -Haruhi

[Mizu Nii]

"MIKURU BEEEAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!" xD;; I'm a dork

[Midori Sakura]

I don't know if it's been said, but...

"It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass"
-Kyon

[YUKI N.>]

eyaaaa it hasnt let me know that there were more posts! *quickly scrambles to find a good quote* no i already used "Oh look at that my teas gone cold"...nyaa T-T im dry on quotes...sorry everyone

[Misavampire]

"I Dont Know How I Know I Just Know... Ya Know?" Itsuki
:]

[Vegard Aune]

That was our game plan according to that brain of Haruhi's, but just what was her confidence based on? It was based on nothing, of course. She is the physical manifestation of baseless confidence. But wouldn't this sort of person usually be called an "idiot?" Besides, this girl is not just a normal idiot, she is an idiot at the top of the idiot food chain, the Queen Idiot of the Idiot World. From "The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya". When I rewatched that episode in the anime, I found it somewhat dissapointing that this one line wasn't there.

[Ithekro]

Oddly, I think it would be incredibly funny if that line was delivered in Season 2...by Yuki. In a perfectly flat tone.

[the mage]

When they are traveling on the boat to the remote island and Kyon falls asleep to be woken by Mikuru.
Kyon- "Why would Miss Asahina take a picture of me waking up? Perhaps she's going to put it in a super cute frame and keep it by her bed and every night just before she drifts off to sleep she'll look at it and..." (interrupted by Haruhi)

As a boy you've gotta love that line.

[RemSuzu]

"I have a thing for girls in ponytails, you wore a ponytail one day, it looked so good it was criminal."

Lol, along those lines of what he said. Also my favorite episode.

[MitsukiPearl]

Mewheheheheee! My favorite quote would totally be from Kyon! X3 It has a bad word though! So I'll spoiler thingii it..

"Its amazing how much she kisses her own ass"

LOL~ XD

[Kakisho]

Episode 7:

"She could have setup a pretend client as a way to ease away at some of Haruhi's boredom. It couldn't be that for all this time she's been preventing wierd things before they happen without saying a word? In silence, from the shadows.
Or did you bring us in, Nagato becuase you wished for it? As an alien-made android living for years in a totally empty room.
Nagato, perhaps you feel lonely when youre alone." -Kyon/Kyon's Thoughts


This was a great finisher to the episode and very amazing, yuki, feeling lonely gave alot more depth to her personality.

[tehjoker]

“If you ever change your mind, be sure to give me a call. I can teach you the basics, and even go beyond that, if you wish." -Itsuki Koizumi to Kyon(volume 7,Chapter 5)

"You know, you’ve been the target of two aliens and a time traveler now, and yet you’re still in the dark about it… Oh, I give up" -Kyon(volume7,chapter5)

[Exar Kun]

Ep #7:

Emiri: I belive it was Honduras.
Haruhi: Honduras, huh. I see. (Haha, Honduras ne. Naruhodo.)
Kyon: "I see", my ass. ("Naruhodo" ja nai yo.) I doubt you even know where it is. Uh... Was it somewhere below Mexico?
Emiri: His room was completely dark when I went at night. I'm so worried...
Haruhi: I can understand how you feel.
Kyon: Like hell you can! (Usotsuki.) You can't possibly understand how it feels to be in love!

Gotta love the seiyu work here :)

[Saki_chan]

Kyon has all the best quotes, but "Supersize me!" gets me every time.

[othera]

I dont know how i know i just know you know?
Here you wanna touch them?

i forgot how it goes but something like:
And mikuru can get on stage and wave tambourines around and be a totally awesome stage decoration - I laughed so much at this :D
If you dont give me a computer i'll tell them that all you geeks ganged up and BEEP'd her. - This entire scene was the best in ANY anime EVER
Haruhi offering miru as a reward, then offering her body DX

EDIT: Oh, my tea's gone cold.
It is. - when yuki is talking to the TV or w/e
"3 years ago..."
- Screw 3 years ago

And posted by jilly a few pages back, i agree on these:
K: "You'll be the prize. If you are going to make a bet, why don't you bet your own body?"
H: "What are you saying? The SOS Brigade Chief is a Holy and Sacred Symbol! I have no intention on yielding this position to anyone else!"
K: "You plan on loitering around here after you've graduated?"

K: "What effect is staring at me supposed to have?"
H: "I focused energy into my stare and sent it to you! Your body should all warm or going through accelerated perspiration"

H: "Hey, Hey! You can't rent Yuki without my permission Understood? She's SOS Brigade's indispensable silent character! I saw her first!"

That flying kick was so awsome to :D

I forgot what she sais, but in the first few eps where miru is speaking and she is like "if i become a failure would you marry me?"

the series has to many *_*

[YUKI N.>]

Wait.......Has the T-T im so confused...has more Haruhi Suzumiya been released? :: Sighs :: Im so behind on everything cause of college

[the mage]

In Day of Sagittarius when Haruhi is staking Yuki agaisnt 4 laptops on a duel against the computer club.

Kyon (to himself): There's a small difference between 4 laptops and the specs of Nagato but you wouldn't know that.

[Ithekro]

I'd love to find out.

[gryfyn]

this isn't actually a quote... more like a random hilarious moment...

Episode 00: Shamisen the cat starts talking ... ROFLMAO, greatest scene ever... then gets *boinked* on the head by Yuki =D

[ijuinkun]

Yes--it's so out of character for Yuki to hit somebody on the head that you almost have to laugh at it.

[YUKI N.>]

I still like the quote. i first used

Itsuki Koizumi: "Oh look at that. My teas gone cold."

[Mariko Kurama]

Kyon has all the best quotes, but "Supersize me!" gets me every time.

This. I didn't notice it first time I watched it, but was rewatching yesterday and it cracked me up :heh:.

[kniteowl]

Let's start adding new favourite quotes from the new episodes, here one I liked from Endless Eight (Presumably Part 1)

Kyon's thought about Haruhi's academic intelligence due to her ability to finish the summer homework in 3 days.

Kyon: Why does a girl like her have brains?
Kyon: God did a pretty half assed job of spearding the wealth

Wonder if he meant another God or Haruhi in particular lol

[Mckendrick]

From the first novel:

"But damn, she was hot...I mean, let's move on." Kyon talking about Haruhi after seeing her try an change in the classroom.

[Roger Rambo]

From the first novel:

"But damn, she was hot...I mean, let's move on." Kyon talking about Haruhi after seeing her try an change in the classroom.
Kyon's "I'm not going to acknowledge Haruhi's sexuality" quotes are funny as hell.

"She was attacking savagely, spiking at every chance. And before you ask, let me clarify that I wasn't peeping at her belly that occasionally showed whenever she made a high jump. I was looking at the expression on her face. "

I'll be pissed if when they do this episode they don't include this line along with a lingering shot over Haruhi's exposed stomach while she's jumping.

[17th_warrior]

Haruhi: "Kyon!!!!!!"

[Miyuki-ism]

Haruhi: Yahoo!

Kyon: *Yahoo?*

[baltakatei]

Kyon: "... humans are usually content with their current states. Those who aren't, however, will try to invent or discover something to advance civilization. Someone wanted to fly so they invented airplanes. Someone wanted to travel easily so automobiles and trains were made. But, those things were created by people who possessed special talents. Only a genius can convert those imaginings into reality. We ordinary mortals should just live our lives fully. We shouldn't act impulsively just because we feel adventurous."

I used this and the "When did I stop believing in Santa Claus" quote to teach english vocabulary and grammar.

[White Manju Bun]

From epi 2 of the 2nd season...

Kyon: Apologize! Apologize to all the tempura chefs!

[SaintessHeart]

Kyon : Turning red triples your cuteness!

If Haruhi borrowed Koizumi's powers for that second, all of us will cease to exist the next one.

[Sugar_Prayer]

Mikuru: "Wh-what are you doing..? why are you locking the door? Who are you people?"

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Surprised no one's said it yet...

"Kyon-kun, denwa~!"

[Vampire]

Haruhi: W-what?
Kyon: Actually, ponytails turn me on. *Serious face*
Haruhi: What? o__O
Kyon: The ponytail you had back whenever... Looked so good it was criminal.
Haruhi: HUH?? Are you retarded...?

[ac195]

Kyon: "何かがおかしい。。。何となくそな気がし た。。。"

[DRAGUN H.E.X.]

Surprised no one's said it yet...

"Kyon-kun, denwa~!"

"Kyon-kun, denwa~!" :love:

[synaesthetic]

Aw, someone got the Mobile Suit Gundam shout-out quote before I could. -.-'

Ah well, Kyon's more recent shout-out to NGE was good too.

[Little Buster]

Mines from the Haruhi Bloopers shown at Otakon 2008:
Itsuki:*explaining Closed Space to Kyon*
Kyon: Your explanations are hard to understand.
Itsuki: Yeah, Thats not all thats hard.

[Dakota]

Kyon: ... Looked so good it was criminal.


Also my favorite. Used the dialog clip in a song I wrote.

[zeileeaang]

Mikuru: I use classified information to contact the future, or for the classified information..
But when i hadn't heard from the classified information for a week i thought something was wrong.
And then classified information.. I was shocked, so then classified information, but there was no classified information..

Kyon: And is classified information some sort of sensitive word that needs to be censored?

[Ardee]

Back in the very first episode (chrono order) when Kyon gets his new window seat and "sings" to himself "goodbye Haruhi, foreverrr", I've felt all along that it's a reference to this scene from the (old!) Marx Brothers movie A Day at the Races:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_prmS_q2oU

(the whole scene is funny, but I'm referring to 1:50)

That's always been a favorite comedy of mine, but I just discovered that it's a line of "real" music, not improv'ed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QSa8vi1Yn4
(3:30)

Kyon's "forever" isn't exactly the same, but it seems close enough to me.

Edit: Wow! I just looked up the lyrics:

http://www.recmusic.org/lieder/get_text.html?TextId=37781

Other lines include:
Goodbye Summer! Goodbye! Goodbye!
All the tomorrows shall be as today

eerie, huh?

[bhl88]

Farewell, Haruhi. Forever~

[Ithekro]

Ahh the Marx Brothers...comedy that lasts generations.

[AmyElizzabeth]

bumping old topic :D
Kyon: So she just wanted to throw Mikuru in the river?!
Good job Kyon, you're catching on.

[Sho-tan]

Can't believe no one's used this yet.

Koizumi : I raaabu you. x7

[Ricky Controversy]

I really enjoyed Koizumi's "Ja," in the final episode of Sighs. Given the context--shows up at his house in the middle of the night--his come-hither expression and the throaty, low voice he says it in...well. His mouth said 'Hello', but his being said 'Take me now.'

I died a little inside when I was done laughing.

[icab]

Haruhi:
I was thinking, what do you want Mikuru's next costume to be
Kitty cat ears or a nurse's Outfit
Or maybe a dominatrix.

Kyon:
Kitty cat ears, nurse's outfit, maybe a dominatrix.

Haruhi:
What an idiot.

[StarRodMan]

"Incredible... A male calico."
"That's not the part you should be suprised at!"

[bhl88]

Asahina: To tell the truth... it kinda makes sense.
Kyon: Sorry, but can you please shut up too?

[TakariCritic]

I prefer in the novels, where it's

"I'm sorry, but can you not agree with the cat as well?"

[Itsuki Koizumi]

That "Super size me!" never gets old. :D

I've always liked "I don't know how I know, I just know that I know," line. It was in the (dub) episode where Kyon went into a closed space for the first time.

[AmyElizzabeth]

I like the English Dub script alot, actually. I understand it more, I guess.

Haruhi showed her first smile since coming onto stage, so that girl can get nervous sometimes as well. As if finally free from her shackles, she now revealed a bright smile that's usually seen in the club room - well, not as bright as usual, but the brightness of the smile was at least 50 Watts.

"Maybe I should forcefully barge in......"

If it were Haruhi, she would do exactly that, and she would have handled it beautifully.




It took me a lot of effort just to get my voice out.

Haruhi lifted her head and exchanged glances with me.

Her black stocking-filled legs then stopped walking.

"What is it?"

Her gaze was as cold as a freezer's. She scanned my whole body with that gaze before moving her eyes off,

"What do you want with me? No, I should rather ask, who are you? I'm not the sort of character to let anyone say 'Hey!' to me. If you want to flirt, go somewhere else, I don't have any interest in such activities."



I was familiar with this very bright smile which was like a hundred flowers blossoming. This was the smile Haruhi had when I saw her smile for the first time. It was the million watt smile she had when she suddenly thought about setting up the SOS Brigade during English class.

"Please remember it, Haruhi. You have to remember the name John Smith......"

I prayed with the bottom of my heart to the 12-year-old Haruhi, who would probably continue to be mischievous in East Junior High for some time to come.

Please don't forget that I was here.

"Hi."

Keiichi-san waved at us with one hand. The elder Tamaru who is lying on the bedsheets points to his chest and says:

"I have been stabbed again."

On his chest was the handle of a dagger. It's one of those common little toys that you can buy just about anywhere to scare people with.

"Who stabbed you?" Haruhi asks.

"That I can't tell you. I am a corpse by now. Dead men don't talk."

With that, Keiichi spreads his arms and lies flat on the tatami.


Haruhi and Tsuruya-san start to clap like monkeys
"Lottery... If Suzumiya-san really won the lottery, the aftermath might be difficult to cope with. Just think, what would happen if she had millions of dollars in her hands?"



Haruhi: What's with you and Yuki?
Kyon: What do you mean? There's nothinig going on between me and her.
Haruhi:Liar. I can see that you've been paying attention to Yuki ever since Christmas Eve. Every time I look at you, you've been looking at Yuki."
Kyon:As if.
Haruhi:Yuki has changed somewhat. Although she looks the same as ever, I just know. Something has happened between you and Yuki, right?
Kyon: Well...
Haruhi:Don't try to weasel your way out! You lowlife scum!

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

I've always liked "I don't know how I know, I just know that I know," line. It was in the (dub) episode where Kyon went into a closed space for the first time.

You forgot the "you know." at the end of it. :p

[AmyElizzabeth]

Haruhi: Too slow! Why is it so slow? Would it be faster if I poured some mineral water over the computer?


Kyon: My thoughts on Suzumiya Haruhi, needless to say, are like describing patterns of a patchwork carpet.



Haruhi: I wanted both the club room and Yuki from the beginning. Everything in this club room, even a stale bottle of coke, is mine and is not for sale!


Kyon: You are just trouble whether you are here or not, so just get the hell out here in such a critical moment! Can't you just listen to my wish for once...?

[bhl88]

"I hope Nagato-san can join our society, and maybe become the president as well. From all the people I have seen, her knowledge of computers seems to be the best, she's definitely a genius. No matter what happens, if any bug or system errors occur, the magical touch of Nagato-san is able to solve the problem. Although she only drops by once in a while, she never fails to surprise us every time. There is a DIY-ed computer for her exclusive use in our club room, and she managed to develop a new operating system within moments that managed to shock even the best software developers. But no matter how we look at the source, we just can't comprehend it, it seems that only she has the ability to do so. All our software and hardware worked perfectly with the operating system. It is a real gem. As for what exactly the code is based on..."


If Nagato's program became available... it would be good marketing XD


Haruhi: "The ability to adapt to circumstances is vital. That's how life on earth evolved to this day through survival of the fittest. You'll go extinct if you stop thinking! We must learn how to adapt in order to survive!"

Kyon: Adapt to what? If mother nature were sentient, I'm sure the first thing she would do was to drive Haruhi out of the atmosphere of the earth.


So yeah... the quotes are here...

[AmyElizzabeth]

Lol where was the last quote from?

[bhl88]

It's during the making of the movie of Mikuru :heh:

[AmyElizzabeth]

:)
Basically alot of things Haruhi says don't make sense, but do.
It's weird..

[bhl88]

"What are you talking about? The commander is the SOS Brigade's holiest and most symbolic existence and cannot be desecrated! The commander represents the very nature of the SOS Brigade! Besides those that I've chosen, I don't intend to step down from this position!" -Haruhi (The Day of Saggitarius III: Light Novel)

"Too slow! Why is it so slow? Would it be faster if I poured some mineral water over the computer?" - Haruhi (same as above)