What a character would never say [Archive]

Lst2touchdasky

2004-02-01, 18:34

Yes! the terror is spreading from the naruto forums. :thinker:

Al:Bro
Ed:Yea?
Al:You know when we get our bodies back... what are you going to do?
Ed: dunno- shave? i mean its been years since i had all my limbs... you know how the hair might be uneven and everything
Al: why the hell would they be uneven... OMG bro are you gay! What kind of straight guy shaves his arms/legs!
Ed:No no no, i just got a little high while polishing my metal and started to polish my normal one and some how the hairs fell off... and they havent grew back
Al:man i wish i could get high...
Ed: well what would you do after you get your back?
Al: i would track down ms. rockbell and umm...
Ed: :frustrated:

Dentist: O my what the hell is that
Gluttony: its your kid's leg
Dentist: ooo.. will you eat my wife too? :heh:

Slade

2004-02-01, 22:15

Kamui4356

2004-02-01, 23:03

scar: I have no time to kill state alchemists, the next episode of Naruto is out, must download now...then there's HxH and one piece...I guess I'll have to forgive them all. :)

Al: I don't want my body back, being an empty suit of armor rocks. I can pick up any chick I want like this.
Ed: I know what you mean, I never got this many girls until I got my automail. Right now I'm doing the entire female cast from both KGNE and Da Capo.
Al: playing the games doesn't count as doing them....
Ed: THAT'S IT!!! I'M HAVING YOU RECYCLED!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Roy: From now on no female officer under my command is allowed to wear skirts, it's too indecent.

Umbrae

2004-02-02, 01:02

Ed: No Way, I'm not going to do that
Al: I can't do it myself, the arms on this suit were made to face forward not backward, I don't want it to stain!
Ed: We need to get you a polishing chair so you can get the rust off your own ass.

Fei-san

2004-02-02, 03:14

Armstrong: NO!!! dont look at my weak and ugly body!!
Gluttony:Is there any vegetables? human meat makes me sick

kamij0

2004-02-02, 04:23

AL : i'm hungry...

diabolistic

2004-02-02, 21:12

Ed: I will surpass all previous state alchemists and become the mayor of alchemy town!
at that point, naruto promptly punches ed in the eye

Slade

2004-02-02, 21:31

Ed: Why Winly!!! Why did you join forces with Lust?!!

Winly: I had no choice! This is the only way Lust would teach me the ultimate Alchemy technique!

Ed: I know how you feel about your dead parents Winly... but... this is not the way!!

Winly: What does human tits transmutation have to do with my parents?

Ed: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch:

Winly: What... I mean look at Lust!! Why not me?!

before plastic surgery... times were tough...

:heh:

hobobaggins

2004-02-03, 11:43

Roy Mustang... the early years

*two students are walking down a hallway*

Student 1: Hey, did you hear about the new student? This is the 7th school he's attended!!

Student 2: What!!! 7th?? What happened at his other schools?

Student 1: No idea...

*the two students spot Roy standing in front of the classroom with a quarter in his hand*

Roy: Hum.... should I goto class today or cut... Eh, I'll flip for it.

*Roy snaps his finger flipping the quarter*

Roy notices two burning infernos going quickly past him

Roy: Holy crap... what is that?

Student 1 and 2: AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!!

*Roy notices he has his gloves on*

Roy: Eh... I'll remember to take it off at my 8th School.

:heh:
hahaha. you are a genious.

ED: hey... I am 15... but no girl has ever looked my way...
AL: yes, lots have...
ED: really???
AL: they ran away after...
ED: Gaaaa~ when am i going to get any ACTION!
AL: we did get action...
ED: really? was i that drunk?
AL: no... remember, you beat scar up
Scar: I must repent!
ED: that does not count.
Winly: hmm... i wonder who killed my parents?
Roy: *shrugs**sweats* i dont know. i have to go....

ED: I WANT TO BE HOKAGE!!!!
at that point, naruto promptly punches ed in the eye

hobobaggins

2004-02-09, 14:53

Ed: I like it to be small. :D

you mean:

ED: I am big where it counts.
AL: :sad:

nak

2004-02-09, 19:36

Gluttony: Ugh I'm full.

Lst2touchdasky

2004-02-09, 20:21

Psiren:No! just because your brother groped me doesnt mean you get to

Al: o cmon~! Ed's a geek! im so much bigger then he is! please!

Psiren: your really bigger then him? ok ok on the condition that you let me see whats under that suit of armor

Al: umm sure

Psiren: wait... first tell what do you wear under that armor so this will be fair.

Al: umm nothing...

Psiren: yay ok open that flap and lemme see whats uder there

*al opens up his lower part*

Psiren: you little cheap skate! you said taht you were huge! theres nothing there! i cant even see you legs from this view

Al: theres nothing in me at all...

Psiren:ooo

Al::heh:

Psiren: then lemme wear you around for a little bit

Al: hmm but i get nothing out of it... wait do i get to grope you after i let you wear me?

psiren: sure

AL: "inner al" YES double deal! ill feel her up and while shes inside me also!

nak

2004-02-10, 15:57

Lust: Hmmm i better tuck these babies in, I'm falling out everywhere!!

hobobaggins

2004-02-12, 00:47

Lust: Hmmm i better tuck these babies in, I'm falling out everywhere!!

hehe... not as popular as narutos' but nonetheless cool.

AL: hey ed.
Ed: what is it?
Al you can do advanced alcmemy right? like turning many different things into one thing?
Ed: yeah. why
AL: why dont we have a car then?
Ed: .... ... ... ... that would be bad
AL: that we would have a car?
Ed: ... no it would be cheating the carmakers out of money.
AL: there is this big place on the internet where people do it.
Ed: there are lots of porn sited AL.
AL: no. i mean trade stuff that isnt yours.
Ed: really? where
AL: here (badgerbadgerbadger.com) and they have lots of naruto osts and mangas, and FMA mangas and Videos.

Dark_Sun

2004-02-12, 00:52

Ed: Im short.

Kamui4356

2004-02-12, 01:13

Hughes (I think that's his name, but not sure :heh: ) :I don't feel like talking about my daughter anymore. She has no talents and will never amount to anything. I really need to catch up on my work too.

scar: Damn it! Everytime I shake someone's hand, their arm explodes. I wonder why :confused:

Slade

2004-02-12, 01:58

Scar:My Name is Scaaaaaaaaaa

Al: My naaaame is LLL

Together: and we're here's to... PUMP *CLAP* you up.

Ed: What..?

Scar: Look at your arms little man, they look like a big piece of worn out rubbah.

Ed: What!? Hell no, I'm buff! didn't you watch episode 17! I have a 6 pack and everything!!!

Scar: listen little man, don't take off your belt, we don't want to see a FLABBBALAUNCH.

Al: Zaaaa, Sccaaaaa is wiiiite. You are nothing moooo than a human wasteland little monnnn.

Ed: How dare you speak that way to your older brother!? I'm going to transmutate a weapon to kick both of your asses.

Scar: LItttle monnnn, why waste your time when you know we could bring you down just by flexing our mannnly musclessss?

*armstrong walks in*

Ed: Good! Armstrong, talk some sense into these guys!

Armstrong: I do naaa take ordaaahs from a punnny little mannnn!!

ED: F$%K!!!

ShadowLady

2004-02-12, 08:23

Scar: Sparkly magic extreme divine punishment GRIPU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sparkle sparkle*

Hawkeye: Oh roy, let's go in the cupboard ;)

Ed: LOVE AND PEACE!

HK anime seeker

2004-02-13, 23:58

ED: I "Love" my metal arm and leg, I don;t want my bddy back now.

nak

2004-02-14, 00:19

Badgers...?? *is confused*

Al: Why yes, i AM the Full Metal Alchemist aren't I?! *stuffs Ed into his armor and ducks tapes his mouth and arms and legs*
Ed: :frustrated: (*&(*&*&#^&%&^%&^%*&^(*&)_(*)(_)(&^&^%^%$$%#$@!!!!!

Lst2touchdasky

2004-02-17, 01:06

Suddenly as 4 strange figures fall from the sky

Lst2: OI, who knew that attempting to steal tsunades hokage hat would get us here. dam bitch can hit

Pathy: i know! it was your fault that one time me and her start to fight *waves a fist at lst2*

Hobo: I believe i was just love strucked by the those behemoth breast

Slade: TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN! wait 1 2 3 4? thats to much- o well, where are we any ways?

Lst2: dont know but that suit of armor is tight! *become crazed* must have helmet.... *zombie walks over to al*

Pathy: GET BACK HERE! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT! THAT SUIT OF ARMOR JUST DID SOMETHING FREAKY TO FIX THAT CLOCK *knocks out lst2 for his own safety*

Lst2: T.T

Hobo: OMG LOOKS AT ALL THESE GIRLS! they're all matured too! *begins stalking*

Slade: Hey guys look what i found! *dips head fountain of wine and begins hidden chugging abilites*

Lst2: *wakes up* im thirsty... OMG LOOK AT THE REDNEss! *RUNS OVER TO SLADE*

Hobo: *suddenly is thrown into the fountain after getting caught spying on a lady w/ her husband* oo wine

Pathy: KIDS KIDS! arent you underage!

Lst2: you mean this isnt fruit punch?

Pathy:wait im not sure *walks over and joins the crew*

after 5 hours of continous drinking and picking on random people and twisting/screwing up peoples lives

Pathy: *ties a rope lst2, hobo, and slade* this way i can keep all 3 of you out of trouble

Hobo: OmG check out that fine girl! *begins to stalk roze but finds himself stuck* DOH, hey lst2! if you help me ill give you my fann wong porno collection!

Lst2: wha?! fann wong... :) *begins to drag both slade and pathy in hobo's choice of direction*

Hobo:she just entered the building

Lst2: Dont make me go in there! they're gunna try to convert me!

Hobo: hmm so the fine girl is related to the church, that makes this much more intresting. what if she a nun! wow thast some fine virgin ass! cmon lets go! waht are you any ways?

Lst2: im a buddhist

hobo: really?

Lst2: yup

Slade: who cares about lst2! i wanna see if this girl of yours has any "sisters" *drags screaming lst2 into the church*

Pathy: o no that song is going on again "bang bang bang"

Kamui4356

2004-02-17, 02:21

(sorry, I couldn't resist)
Al: Ni-san, who are those strange people? The 3 guys have been stalking girls, one even tried to take my helmet. Now they've been drinking the wine for the past 5 hours and screwing with people for no reason.

Ed: Hmm they look familiar.... AH! Those 4 are the one's who've been eating beavers and stealing hats in the Naruto world!

Al: Really?!! How awful! That explains why that one wanted my helmet. But why are they here? We don't have any beavers and only a few hats.... We should keep an eye on them.

Ed; Yeah, you don't know what people like them will do. *ed and al follow them to the church*

Ed: GAH! I've figured it out. There's only one explaination! They're here to steal my precious ero-game collection! Haruka-tan! Nemu-tan! I'll protect you!!!

Lst2:*instantly sober* ero? ero = erotic = porn GIVE ME PORN!!! *breaks rope, runs toward Ed*

Slade & Hobo: PORN? WHERE? *see Lst2 and follow*

Pathy:*sigh* not again... *follows slowly*

Ed: See! I was right! Al get ready! We must defend my collection!

Al: *sigh* not again...

*Ed fights Lst2, Hobo, and Slade*

Al: You're not going to join in?

Pathy: No, there's really no point. you?

Al: I'll stay out of this too. My brother's only fighting because he thinks your friends came to steal his ero-games. I have my own, so I really don't care.

Kamui:*walks by* cool, a fight. what happened?

Al: My brother thinks those 3 weird people came to steal his ero game collection.

Kamui: That's terrible. Who would do such a thing?

Pathy: Say what's that in your pocket?

Kamui: Umm... Nothing..... I've got to go now....... *runs away*

Al: O-NI-SAN! THAT GUY STOLE YOUR COLLECTION.

Ed: *runs after Kamui* BASTARD!!! GIVE ME BACK MY HARUKA-TAN!!!

Umbrae

2004-02-17, 03:08

Scar: I need a hug :(

Slade

2004-02-17, 08:53

Ed: Scar, before we fight... tell me how you got that X shaped scar on your face...

Scar: It was long ago when I was but a child... when I was doing battle against the forces of evil... in Halo. My Xbox fell on top of my head because I yanked at the controller... but it's not too bad... I'm a big fan of Kenshin. Call me Alchemist X from now on!!

Ed: -___-;;; Dude, you're so totally not cool anymore.

Alchemist X: Ya, I know I should've gotten a ps2 instead... them Xboxs are madd heavy....

Ed: Alright, we must kung fu fight...

Alchemist X: WooOOoOOOoOOWAHhhhhH~

Ed: oOOOOooHHhHHHHhHh~

:heh:

Lst2touchdasky

2004-03-24, 22:41

This is Alchemy Today, and im am Lst2, I will be reporting to you about our young genius the full-metal alchemist!

Lst2: WOWWWWW what a shiney arm! Oooo what a cool red jacket! Can i have it?

Al: NIII SAN! ITS THE STRANGE RED MAN!

Ed:Yea, seems that hes with alchemist today... i thought you had to be an alchemist to be part of that reporter team...

Lst2: i AM an alchemist! heres my profile
I'd be a business alchemist, i would use alchemy to mass produce X-ray glasses and release it to our perverted nation, from there i'd mass produce a thin Lead material combined w/ fashion but sell it at 4X the price of normal clothes to ensure that your not being looked at by X-ray glasses. After that when every one has anti-perv clothes i'd release a monolith the size of bacteria that feeds on lead.

And when all taht fails i'd figure out a way use alchemy to concentrate water molecules in air to collect but not lose it shape on solid objects- Wallah! life size PORN! I'd be richer then the owners of playboy

and if that doesnt work i'd just own a bakery :heh:
and run alchemist pho/ramen stands!

Ed::twitch: you got into alchemist today with those skills....?

Lst2: yea- i had enough money to buy out mircosoft so they said if i donate 90% of my money i would get a real red eyed girl and life time supply of soda and free kidney stone removal operation and i get a job there! i thought- HOW FUN! and yea here i am

Al: sir arent you sopose to be the ones who interview us?

Lst2: o yea right to that!hmmmm.... ok first question: what are your names

Ed: C'mon a serious question!

Lst2: It is serious! i suffer of lethonomia and i thought about it and thought about it but i know i know you but i cant stick the name to your face... :heh:

Al: can you just stick to the question that company wishes you to ask us

Lst2: thats no fun...

Al: REeeaadd IT! *shakes fist*

Lst2: alright alright- first question, this came from Female audience: are both virgins?

Al: no- before i changed i had some fun with the town girls and it was every day with winry

Lst2: is that right?

Al: yup, its how i know im still a man, those memories still give me an "invisible" boner

Lst2: a little 2 much info but thats alright- how about ed

ed: im still a virgin*with a red face* NEXT QUESTION

Lst2: this is from your male audience "in your current situation- how do you jack off"

Al: well since i only have invisible boners- my body fluid is also invisble- i jack off in public, most the time i aim for people: that one girl who stripped for Ed, i had fun with that for a whole hour

Lst2: again to much information- how about you ed

Ed: will i am unable to um... i had an accident with my metal arm-- can you go away?

To be cont.

NocturnalFerri

2004-03-25, 00:37

Al: Does this loincloth make me look fat?

Lst2touchdasky

2004-03-25, 00:59

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF FUNNY PEOPLE OF ANIMESUKI

Got skillz but are not included as a Naruto "what a character would never say" Regular.

GOOD NEWS! FMA is a secondary branch of "what a character would never say" and is now Recruiting.

At the moment our elusive group is recruiting 6 funny people to run our secondary branch

Post your parodies here and they will be judge by senior members

Note: Members of the naruto board may take on 2 roles of both FMA and the orignal branch- this does not affect how many slots are opened, original members will be regarded with seniority.

small print: FMA members may not immediately switch over to Naruto: To gain the free dental that without skip the hole trial that that naruto members must undertake. You will have to gain a reputation in the FMA forum and switch over afterwords

if you have any questions PM members.

Senoir members:
hobobaggins, (head of the naruto branch)
Lst2touchdasky, (head of FMA branch)
Monir, (offical rater) MIA
Kisame, MIA
Pathyfinder
Lee-pimp
Slade

New members:
Sai
Kaoru
evilbunny

hobobaggins

2004-03-25, 01:02

AL: who said i sound like sasuke!

NinjaSetsuna

2004-03-25, 02:43

Roy: Ed...I...need to tell you something...
Ed: What?
Roy: It'd never work between us.
Ed: Nooooooo!

http://aozora-hitori.com/Hagaren.gif

Slade

2004-03-25, 03:35

hummmmmmmmmmmm animated gif parody... this is giving me ideas o_O;;

hehehe..... hahahahaha.... ahahahahhaha!!

*continues to laugh and fades into the shadows*

2004-03-25, 04:36

Scar raises right hand

Scar: Who wants a high five?

Ed: ooh ooh me!!

Ed explodes all over the wall

Scar: awww...i really wanted to be his friend... :sad:

Naruto sama

2004-03-25, 08:06

edit: nvm i did a mistakey ^^

Lst2touchdasky

2004-03-25, 09:53

Its funny and yaoi-less, but since its completely naruto, you dont get many points for FMA, though we might consider throwing you in the hole.

Naruto sama

2004-03-25, 09:58

Its funny and yaoi-less, but since its completely naruto, you dont get many points for FMA, though we might consider throwing you in the hole.
heh, i posted it here because i got confused with the "FMA board" thingy :P
sorry :P ^^

edited ^^

u can find my parodies on the Naruto thread :P

P.S.
my reason for not staying here, in this board is because i never watched FMA :P
when i will, ill be back ^^

Cheese

2004-03-25, 10:42

Hughes: I have a daughter? I guess I was so concentrated with my work that I forgot...

abstrackt

2004-03-26, 02:35

Ed: heh Score, I touched Psiren's boob.

Lexander

2004-03-26, 03:49

Psiren: heh Score, Ed touched my boob

Mephista

2004-03-27, 11:48

Gluttony: (to lust) Can i eat you?

Lee-pimp

2004-03-30, 19:35

so so, the naruto thread seems FAR more popular than this one but what can you do well that one did take a while to catch on mabye its the same here anyway im here to help with the judging and mabye crack some jokes of my own

Ed: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!! KILL THE CHILDREN HAHAHAHAHAHA MORE MORE KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
Al: Ed! Ed! EDWARD ELRIC would you stop playing gta vice city come on we gotta go ya know do that thing with the stone, whats it called again philosophers anyway you can kill more inocents there ok?
Ed: awwww but i dont wannna! i dont wannna i dont wanna i dont wanna
Al: Ed calm down this is why people think im the older one come on lets go

oh and lst2 is the FMA departmant gonna have a sig too?

Joe Dalton

2004-03-31, 09:06

Well first off not including that naruto show in the FMA jokes might make it funny...
The interview thingy was funny though... Besides that the tastes are fairly different also since with naruto you get most of the DBZ walkovers that gave up on DBZ 2 go on 2 the new hype anime.
But who knows maybe if you get funny this will show some activity

peeweek

2004-03-31, 10:14

Huges: Dammit! My daughter pisses me off!

Gluttony: Im goin' on a diet! Im sooo chubby!

Winry: Scar, come with me in this backstreet, ooooh, im soooo hornyyyy!

Ed: God Dammit! I now need a taylor to make my clothes. My legs are sooo long!

Palani

2004-03-31, 10:46

Ed: I like it when I'm Sma... Damn it, he said that already.

Well Then Al: Ed, Would you please make me an armor suit girlfriend???

And WTF is up with that switching stuff, This is a forum so everyone is free to enter replies to whatever thread he wishes.

Zauren

2004-03-31, 19:10

Well Then Al: Ed, Would you please make me an armor suit girlfriend???

I dunno. I can see that one happening. :D

Kouji

2004-04-02, 01:36

:lol:

Lust: Gah, being evil sucks. I need a new job.

Sonhex

2004-04-04, 17:03

Lust: Does my bum look big in this..? *

Sonhex

*may have to be British to understand that :)

Kouji

2004-04-05, 01:52

Roy: Is that even in the script, dammit now I forgot what to say next.

Lust: Edward is just so kakuiiii!!!!! *stars in Lust's eyes* (cute in japanese)

Gabriel710

2004-04-05, 03:12

Hawkeye: Roy you wanna fool around?

Roy: No Lieutenant I have sworn my life to celibacy.

Sonhex

2004-04-05, 10:37

Lust (to Hughes): Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Hughes (to Lust): No, it's definately a knife

whoosh! thud! splat!

Sonhex

#Tsunade Hime#

2004-04-06, 07:00

Roy: So, how's your daughter doing?
Hughes: Daughter? What daughter? Oh yeah, my daughter. Well, who cares...

Ed: I like talking chimeras! Someday I'll do one mixing Winly and her dog.

Kouji

2004-04-08, 01:25

Roy to Ed: As if that'll happen *laughs*
Edward to Roy: Nandatou??!!!

Al: I think I'll keep this metalic armor body.

Lst2touchdasky

2004-04-08, 01:51

Making up for my lack of post:

Al: Bro... did you have to cut the cheese

Ed: Dude you dont even have a nose

Al: That was uncalled for... But dude couldnt you wait to do it at home?

Ed: again you dont havea nose and you dont have an ass so you dont know how it feels like

Al: i once had a ass and still know how one feels like- wrinly's ass is so soft! i wonder if she uses baby oil...

Ed: :twitch: you jackass... i kill you-- and haah you still havent presented any proof that i farted

Al: BRO! ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS WHEN YOU CUT THE CHEESE! YOU HAVE A FRICKEN HABIT OF TRYING TO SNIFF UP ALL YOUR FART BUT IT NEVER WORKS!

Ed:leave me alone... first that wierd soda guy and now you...

Lst2touchdasky

2004-04-08, 12:56

Judo

2004-04-08, 19:04

Gluttony: Do I have to eat him? ewwww, I dont wanna >_<

Random Person:*looking at Ed* You're the Fullmetal Alchemist? You're so tall!!!

Xymor

2004-04-16, 13:57

Ed sings:
- ... Winry if you give it to me, I'll give it to you, I know what you want... :love:
Al *man, I'm horny* :innocent:

Xymor

2004-04-16, 14:00

Ed says to Scar:
- I'll trade my arm for yours
Star:
- Throw in the armor guy and we've got a deal :love:

Xymor

2004-04-16, 14:46

Yondaime says to Ed:
- Dude, your hand seal suuucks!!!!
Ed :uhoh:

Kaoru

2004-04-16, 16:26

Sai: Land HO!!!

Kaoru: dude were already on shore...

Sai: ... Im new shut up

Evilbunny: Did you remember to collar up slade hobo and lst2?

Pathy: that was my job

- further up from the coast -

Hobo:How did we end up at another funeral

Slade: new land- more succubus! a funeral! one must be near

Lst2: woah! look at those blue uniforms- shiney... watches.....

*doh ill continue this later: teacher caught me*
:heh: So we're pirate alchemists now?

Cool! :D

Ed Hey you know guys...short ppl have their strengths.

Al Really? Like how brother?

Ed Well, we're good at getting into hard to reach places for one! :D

Al Like getting stuck in ventilators?

Ed NO! :mad: Like pretending we're leprechauns and taking their wallets.

Al :eek: Brother! How would you take their wallets? When your so short and not good at stealing?

Ed Well, you go into a urinal, take a step ladder and annoy/admire some guy about his you know whats. Then you tell him, "I now this is a strange request, but would you mind if I touch your balls?"

Al :confused: Ok...then what?

Ed Well if he manages to not kick your ass and is flattered enough and says go ahead, then you grab one and tell him, "Give me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!" Hahahahaha! It's genious!!

Al So why would you dress as a leprechaun then?

Ed Who in their right mind would believe that a leprechaun stole your wallet?! :heh:

Al -_-;;

JOJOS'STAR

2004-04-16, 17:58

Lol the Naruto Team has moved to FMA's forum!

I'm not sure I'm into this.. :uhoh:

Oh well

Ed: Lets accept the truth mommy's dead we cant get her back.
Al: booouhouuu :(

Ed : I found this in Winly's room.

Al: Whatch ya found there shorty.

Ed : I think its a night time automail.. :uhoh:

Al : Night time??

Ed: Shut up you're to young you don't get it.

Al: I'm a fuc* you up!

Ed: okok its a pleasure-mail

Al: You mean like your arm but smaller Stupid!

Ed: uuuh more like my leg and bigger.. but yeah that kinda -mail

Al: Ed.. I'll never had *fwapfwap* in my life..

Ed: I can make you an auto-mail between the legs and get puffypuffy with Winly ^^

Al: How horny!! Thats cool ED! Your so nice I'll let you join the party with your auto-mail leg and leave a hole empty ^^

inu-fma88fan

2004-04-16, 23:14

Ed: i am 157cm tall...what? whats so wrong with that? I Am TAll!!!

Mephista

2004-04-18, 21:43

Ed: (after one of izumi's beatdowns) Ooh, kinky! Sensei, spank me some more! I'm a naughty boy! XD
Izumi: o_O;; ...That's it, i quit.

Sonhex

2004-04-20, 09:23

Izumi squares up to Lust.

Izumi: Call that a cleavage?

Sonhex

hobobaggins

2004-04-20, 15:47

... i was wondering where you goons had run off to!

cant believe this is still alive :hmm:

Hughes: die bitch die! *frantically desecrating the corpse that looks like his wife*

Envy: hahaha! kawamari no-jutsu!

Hughes: ... ... then that is my.. ... Nooo!!!

Envy: dont be ridiculous, that is yashamaru!

triniti

2004-04-23, 11:37

My turn now :help:

Gracia: Maes, dear I have something to tell you.

Hughes: Not now dear, I'm talking to Roy...

Roy: Hi there ... Gracia ....

Hughes: As I was saying Roy, my daughter is...

Gracia: Maes...

Hughes: WHAT?

Gracia: She's not your daughter.

Hughes: WHAT? ! ?

Gracia: Roy, you're Elysia's father!

Hughes: I never liked you 3, I was just pretending! But I never thought you could do this to me! Roy ... ? ?

Roy: You never liked ME??? But ...

Hughes: But what?

Roy: I went to bed with Gracia, thinking she was you! In that night I wanted to surprise you in your bed,... it was dark,... and after we had done it, I turned on the lights and saw her! I'm sorry Hughes, I LOVE YOU!!!

Gracia: WHAT Hughes? You had an afair with Roy?

Hughes: You're just a pain in the ass, and a man has needs. And so I went to see Roy, a couple off times...

Elysia enters and kills everyone.

Elysia: Now I can stop being a nice little girl, take of this stupid hair cut and get layed. I wounder how Al is in bed... :naughty:

The end

Joe Dalton

2004-04-23, 15:57

Im getting the strange feeling this thread would have died out long ago if it wasnt for the "members " that keep bumping their topic.

Dark Epyon

2004-04-23, 17:02

I worry about the furure of FMA if it was in the hands of these members.

Yoshi31

2004-04-24, 15:18

Winry: Edo-san Aishiteru. *blushes and shys away*
Ed: Hai aishiteru mo
Winry: HONTO!
Ed: Winry no imoto
Winry: *about to cry* EDOWARDO NO BAKA! *smacks him and runs away*

walks in Al

Al: Onisan, Winry wa doko desu ka?
Ed: wakadimasen *holding his cheek*
Al: daijobu desu ka?
Ed: Hai... Winry wa toppyoushimonai
Al: AAAh so desu. iisho ni toshokan no renkinjutsu de benkyo shimasho.
Ed: mmm.

Kouji

2004-04-24, 18:56

Edward: Alchemist no Jutsu :heh:
Al: :heh: You've been watching too much Naruto, brother
Edward: :heh:
Al: I like it

fullmetalMonkey

2006-12-27, 02:36

al :when i get my body back yuou know what i want to do
ed:what
al:get a metal arm
ed:wow no kiding when i get my armzs back i want to get in amour
* random monkey flings poo on ed*
ed:monkey
*ed runs after the monkey and comes back brown and has a weird monkey hat
ed:yes i got him
*another monkeys flings poo on ed
ed:!@#% in every way it could be put

edwardelricismine7

2007-01-20, 22:54

Gluttony: That's it! I'm tired of being over-weight. I'm gonna stop eating. No Lust, don't stop me.

edwardelricismine7

2007-01-20, 23:10

Roy: That's it! I'm quitting the military.
Riza: Roy...if you're quitting, then so am I.
Fuery, Havoc, Breda & Falman: Sir! What about us?
Roy: Quit if you wanna.
Roy: Izumi. We wanna be your students.

edwardelricismine7

2007-01-20, 23:12

Izumi: I just love the military. They're so cool with their uniform. I'm joining them.

fullmetalMonkey

2007-01-21, 02:17

*ed walking down the street*
Ed:yo what up i am e to the d ed and i am going to pimp this guy's transmuton circle
*ed walks up to the house and rings the door bell an scar pops out*

scar:OMG OMG it's ed omg omg

ed: you know what i am here do right

scar:yeah

Ed: well where is the transmutaon circle

Scar: over here

ed: awww this thing sucks all the lines are squigle well lets pimp this thing out

*CLAP*

Scar: what does it do

Ed takes that hidous scar off your face

Scar: awwwwwwwwwwww you know this is just speical effects right

*scar's arm starts to glow*

Ed : well i am outy

*ed runs with that anime afect where the legs look like wheels and kicks up dust*

Ed:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh