Sh1ka9on
2004-03-17, 05:04
Alright guys, your goal is to make me laugh! Actually i'm just depressed and i need cheering up. :/ Just insert the funniest jokes you've ever heard.
heres mine:
There was once a person who walked into a bar, however half of his head was an orange! So the bar-keeper asks him, "Hey, why is your 1/2 your head a huge orange?". The weird man replies "Well, see in my treks in the Yemen mountains i came upon a magical lamp, when i rubbed it a magical genie came out and told me i could have 3 wishes! So first i wished for a Treasure-full of Gold, and the Genie gave me a painting of a treasure-full of gold! So, for the second wish i wished for all the chicks to like me, and then suddenly all these chickens began fluttering around me. So i knew i only had 1 wish left, and i had to think carefully, so i wouldn't mess it up, so for my third wish i wished that half of my skull to be turned into an orange.
heres mine:
There was once a person who walked into a bar, however half of his head was an orange! So the bar-keeper asks him, "Hey, why is your 1/2 your head a huge orange?". The weird man replies "Well, see in my treks in the Yemen mountains i came upon a magical lamp, when i rubbed it a magical genie came out and told me i could have 3 wishes! So first i wished for a Treasure-full of Gold, and the Genie gave me a painting of a treasure-full of gold! So, for the second wish i wished for all the chicks to like me, and then suddenly all these chickens began fluttering around me. So i knew i only had 1 wish left, and i had to think carefully, so i wouldn't mess it up, so for my third wish i wished that half of my skull to be turned into an orange.