I did say I would be gentle, didn't I? Pray tell how else am I to show my eternal devotion and unrelenting affection for you? With that out of the way, you've got to watch this episode when you get the time.
You must have me confused with someone else, as far as I'm concerned dear Sasuke-kun is better off butchered by Raikage and raped by Mizukage, or vice versa for that matter, rather than the caricature of a character he has become.
Beside I'm afraid that you holding my hand would make quite more difficult to escape the attention of your 2nd hand!
At the moment it is Sasuke-kun hiney hanging from the roof of my cave at the hands of Raikage, Mizukage, and Tsuchikage in that respective order. I think he ran out of luck when Mizukage started talking dirty and spewing lava in the same breath. It isn't looking good for Sasuke. Let me know if I need to hold your hand. I promise I would be gentle.