I don't usually go for vampire novels; I'm more of a sci-fi or magic fantasy person . But I'm pretty sure that Twilight is a bad vampire novel XD (I think that even Vampire Knight is better than Twilight....).
Edit: I actually read the first two books entirely. And it's as bad as the summary suggests. Although I'll admit Meyers is very readable (i.e , easy) and the story does have some interesting points near the start.
As the vampire genre goes, I far prefer Anita Blake. Okay, it's frequently pornographic, but Blake is one tough cookie. Read any vampire series better than Twilight to recommend?
I know. I would never kill myself because the guy I like went away. I hate it every time she goes into her 'Edward is God' rants too. After 1038412312414+ times, I think the readers get that Edward is perfect.
In short, even I could write a better book than SMeyers xD.
Zetsubou Sensei is THE critic of society! I'M IN DESPAIR~~~
He over exaggerates everything, but sadly, all of the issues his fussing over are true. In a way, it's also depressing, but still funny. I like how the mangka can make such serious topics into such a funny show. The over positive girl STILL scares me though...