But given their tendency to do mecha pilots with skintight suits and then having it go beyond that (say, Natsuki from Mai Hime), plus the existence of Kuroyukihime and her umm rather endowed behind too, I think they might just have a chance.
Also, I totally thought that you would link a yuri implied scene.
After seeing what happened in Madoka movie 3, it's time for Archon's Bad Fanfic time! I plan to attach it to somewhere, probably a blog entry or something as a prelude to my review. Now unfortunately, said topic would have too many references and be severely off-topic so I'm just going to entertain the few people who give a damn about my bizarre rantings:
Homucifer, in her frustration for being unable to find true love will consult The Official Anime Council of the Blueballed, aka those that have been denied proper on screen romantic happiness, because the show hates them and most of them will have to tell Homura that her methods aren't really going to work.
However, since Homura is evil now; she will have to insult everyone that comes in the door.
The entire cast of Shakugan no Shana
Now, some of them actually had resolutions but due to Homura fucking up the universe, each character will have reverted to their most miserable, drama heavy state. And there you will learn that in fact Kyubey is behind all of this. Well, except for Oreimo's ending, because only humans could create things so evil.