Hmm...how long does it normally take for stuff from Japan to get "down under", anyway? (Am assuming you live in a mid to major city as opposed to the outback or way over in the outskirts of northern Perth or some such, yes?)
I often like to get playfully weird and bombasticly pompous with someone via vm or pm or in the social groups and then continue the conversation with someone else out of the blue is all...though I try to never get into any "hurtful" territory or nasty mockery and try to make it clear that I am just being happy, odd and silly more than anything else.
Okay, okay...I will give a shrubbery instead. You will probably appreciate it more. I could easily see you as one of those folks that wearing fishing hats and step outside on weekends to trim the verge to relax.