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Omake Fic: The Other Uses of Alchemy
Fuyu no Sora
A/N: So, this is my very first omake, and a GG one at that. Yay me?
“Mother? I’m finished with my homework.” Cressidor Blan-Virgine knocked, then opened a sliver of the door that led from the huge library to her mothers’ Alchemy lab. In general it was Lillet Blan, Mage Consul to the Queen, whom she would have found inside, but Lillet was out for the time being and it was instead Amoretta Virgine, her second mother, who was currently busy looking over a couple of flasks.
She turned at the sound of her daughter’s voice and smiled. “That’s very good. Would you like to come in for a bit until I finish? It won’t take much longer.”
The little girl nodded, then allowed her gaze to wander. It wasn’t often that she entered the Alchemy lab, and when she did she wasn’t to touch anything as per her Mama’s repeated instructions. After all, there were many things that could go wrong when a little girl played with fragile glass containers that kept secure things that ranged from special cleaning supplies to highly dangerous concoctions.
Since Amoretta had invited her in, she supposed the older woman was working on no such dangerous concoctions at the moment, though that did lead her to wonder what exactly Amoretta was up to.
“Mother, what are you working on?”
“Oh, I was just preparing some massage oils. Your Mama has been very tired recently from her work at the palace. I wanted to help her relax today, since it’s her day off.”
Cress nodded. She knew how hard her Mama worked for Her Majesty and all the other magicians’ sakes, doings lots of important things (though she didn’t really know what those important things were, but that was all right).
Then, something struck her as odd. “Mother, why are you wearing your white coat and protection glasses if you’re just making oils? They don’t burn, do they?”
“Hm?” Amoretta then looked at herself and giggled. “Ah, this. It’s an old habit from when I was a research assistant at the Royal House of Magic, before Lillet became Mage Consul. It was forbidden to enter the lab without the proper equipment, so I just got used to wearing them before going into any lab.”
“Oh. Well, you look really good in them!” Cress beamed, complimenting her mother as she always did when she thought Amoretta looked pretty, which happened often.
Amoretta removed one of her gloves and gently pet her daughter’s head before placing it back on her hand and returning to the task at hand. “Thank you, dear. Now, I just need to put these somewhere safe…” she transferred the oils into three separate containers, sealed them, then took off her gloves and washed her hands. “And we’re done!”
“Yay! So, um…”
Whatever the little girl was going to say next was interrupted by a loud, “I’m home! Amoretta, are you here?”
Amoretta and Cress immediately adopted twin expressions of delight. They ran out of the lab excitedly and immediately glomped the kingdom’s chief witch.
“Oof!” Lillet mock-grunted as she was embraced by her favorite girls in the world, “I’m home, Amoretta, Cress!”
Fuyu no Sora
While the happy family was locked in a tight embrace, a young elf was muttering just a little behind, picking up the things that his mistress had dropped at the double assault she’d received.
It was only after he heard a soft gasp that he turned to look at the women – and immediately groaned.
“I’m getting out of here and I’m taking Cressidor with me. It will just take from here to the door, so please hold it until then, okay?” He didn’t even need to see Lillet to know that the woman was gaping with an open mouth,
as it always happened
whenever Amoretta was in her so-called ‘sexy alchemist mode’. Grumbling some more, he grabbed Cressidor by the wrist and dragged her away so she wouldn’t see something she was
supposed to know about until she was at least ten years older.
Not really understanding the situation, however, the little girl protested, “But I wanted to ask Mother something!”
“Not at this precise moment, you don’t.” The elf mumbled unhappily, already thinking about the clean-up that would come after the women were through. “Your mothers have a lot to…talk about.”
As they passed by Grimalkin, the devil-cat chuckled to himself at Gaff's reaction, then made a mental note to ‘helpfully remind him’ to check the library rugs…
After his nap, of course.
A/N: I really have no idea where the heck is it that I got the idea for this omake, but I do know that I'd been itching to somehow write a crackfic or something along those lines with Lillet finding Amoretta in her lab coat and glasses and thinking she looked extremely sexy, for a long time now! ^_- Of course it draws heavily from our dear Dezo-sama's fanon, but it doesn't necessarily fit anywhere. Cress, by the way, is either five or six in this story, but I like the idea of Gaff not wanting her to know about sexual matters until she's at least fifteen or so. Anyway, I hope it was at least somewhat funny!
Mind you, I don't believe they'd actually invented lab coats in the time period when
is set. This sort of thing, however, does not necessarily apply to omake.
Personally, I don't blame Lillet one bit--given Amoretta's usual taste in outfits, she could seriously
the Hot Alchemist look:
Lillet pressed her lips closer to her beloved's ear.
"Come on, Amoretta, let's go back into the laboratory."
"It's all right, Lillet; I'd already finished what I was doing in there. You didn't interrupt anything."
"Yes, but the lab is warded, and," she murmured while trailing her finger down from Amoretta's throat to the top button of her white coat, "I predict several very powerful explosions in the near future."
Very nice work, Sora, and I'm glad to see you joining the ranks of the omake-writers!
Whoohoo, fic from Fuyu!
I loved Amoretta and Cress' interaction, it was so cute! Especially Amoretta taking the time to remove her glove just to pet Cress on the head--it wasn't needed, but she did it anyway because she's a good mother
Imagining the Amoretta+Cress ===GLOMP==> Lillet scene made me grin ^_^.
And I agree with Lillet and Dezo ^_-: Amoretta would
sell the Hot Alchemist look well!
Fuyu no Sora
I know, right? There's going to be a cataclysm soon!
*looks out for Deathwing lurking about...* (<-- WoW joke.)
Thank you for the kind comments, I was really hoping it'd be liked!
The reason I actually wrote the fic with Cress talking to Amoretta rather than have it be someone else was because most of the time when Dezo writes omakes in which the two interact, Amoretta is in 'stern parent mode' most of the time. ^_^ I liked having her being sweet, too!
Off to bed now, but again, thank you for the comments! ^_^
I like how Amoretta is in sweet parent mode, for the reasons you said ^_^.
You know, I just noticed that the ambiguous English "you" looks confusing after someone is addressed specifically early in the post, then the rest of the post is meant to be for more than one person. Unlike other languages where the singular you and the plural you are distinguished (say, French?
), our common language of choice doesn't make it clear!
Next time, Fuyu, you should use "dc, thy remark about the cataclysm is obvious..." then "everyone, thank you for the kind comments"... XDDDD
...sorry, it's late
. Interlude of dc-weirdness, over! *scuttles off*
Fuyu no Sora
Fine! But instead of modifying my post and making people go "Huh?" when confused, I shall address a new post for it! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(It's 4:20, cut me a break. @_@)
A cataclysm is imminent if I've managed to write something readable and it's actually
instead of halfway. @_@ I shall look out for Deathwing, and alert my guildies if I see him... (<-- continues with the WoW joke)
@Dezo and dc:
Thank you for your kind comments and I'm glad you guys liked the omake!
ROFL! I didn't think you'd take it any level of serious, let alone respond to it! XD I have no excuse for the randomness...except maybe because it's 1:30 am here and I am insomniac?
It really doesn't matter normally Fuyu, I was just jerking your chain
. I'm pretty sure Dezo understood that he was included in the thanks
Ahahah you know I kind of thought at first it was Amoretta who was up to something. The massage oils, the lab coat ...
I like Gaff's grumbling most though
@Dezo: Oh you!
[Oh god Fuyu wrote something and I haven't end of the world aaah]
Errrh I mean pretty cute and everything. (Also most of this omakes end on the same note now that I think about it)
On a more unrelated note, I miss being able to use [s] on the groups.
Yes, I assumed I was included in the thanks.
My ego would not permit otherwise!
Hey, be glad I didn't ask for fanart of LabCoat!Amoretta!
You're very right...some of the limitations on social group discussion messages are very irksome, compared to standard forum posts.
I ... uh ... um ... hand itched. *points at group album*
Sorry she looks more cute than hot :x
it seems you know my triggers too well...
I made some amendments, but haven't updated the pic because I think the only way you can do it here is to delete and repost. It's in my album and I can't decide whether I finally have the anatomy done right :x
Yui, I can delete the existing picture for you if you would like (once you're sure you have it the way you like), but I'm sure that nobody would mind if you posted multiple versions of the artwork.
Would comments also be deleted? I should copy-pasta my comment then....
Ok, I need fresh pairs of eyes - mine are failing terribly. I've uploaded the amended version as well - would be grateful if you guys could let me know which looks less awkward, then we'll get rid of one of them
noted regarding the unintended sultriness - need a bit of help XD
I think I see where you're coming from. Yes, now that you've put that particular thought in my mind... *hears imagination strain against leash*
Ok, I've tried to change it a few times. Did not work out well
Just going to take out the awkward shoulder and neck... and deal with another image that's been assaulting me for the last week :x
Fuyu no Sora
Awww. I know that for an artist (you guys tend to be perfectionists) some parts might look like they need reworking, but for us mere mortals it looks absolutely awesome.
Thanks for another awesome piece of artwork, yui, and I'm glad that my humble omake (and Dezo's well-placed, well-timed provocation.
) managed to make your drawing hand itch.
We look forward to more of your mind being assaulted.
Fuyu no Hentai-san?
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