"I'm the Seaweed Ambassador, I came from the planet of seaweed"
"My vitamin powers go BOOM BOOM"
(seaweed is high in the same vitamins you get from lemons and oranges, that's why the Seaweed Ambassador is throwing them at the enemy, which I can only assume is some kind of illness? Not sure. Gotta look it up)
(Fun note-- the credits list 'Character Design-- Kuchiki Byakuya" and "Art Direction-- Kuchiki Rukia" XD XD XD)
The old guy runs a food shop that sells wakame soup
But all his wakame got stolen so he can't make soup
(the enemy stole it, I guess, since he's lurking outside the house)
And without the wakame in their diets, the people will get scurvy and get sick, and hungry.
"Good morning, Oji-san! Oh, what's the matter? Why the troubled face?"
"OH IT'S WAKAME TAISHI"
"Someone took all my wakame so I can't make my wakame soup"
"WITHOUT THE WAKAME THE PEOPLE WILL FEEL PAIN IN THEIR HEARTS AND WON'T GET THEIR VITAMINS" etc etc etc
"I UNDERSTAND, I WILL BRING THE LOVE OF WAKAME TO THE PEOPLE OF EARTH"
"We're counting on you, Seaweed Ambassador! ....watch out for cars, OK?"
"On instructions from the seaweed-selling old man, Wakame Taishi went out into the world to spread the love of wakame. On the way, he saw a little boy crying of hunger."
"M-m-my stomach huuuuuuuuuuurts"
"In this place....In This Place....IN THIS PLACE, A LITTLE BOY CRYING WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH"
"HERE! Eat me!"
"Yes, that's right! Chow down!"
"Yup, it's wakame!"
"Um....just anpan(flavoured bread) is OK for me...."
"WHAT DON'T DO/SAY THAAAAAAAAT"
"Listen-- wakame will fill you up and make you believe! Do you understand?"
"Heed me well! NOW....DOWN THE HATCH" *stuffs it in the kid's mouth*
"EAT IT EAT IT"
"...Wow, this is really good!"
"Is wakame really this delicious?!"
"HAHAHAHAHAH SO IT IS, SO IT IS SOOO IT ISSSSSS"
"WHAT'S THIS, OH HO HO HO HO! I FOUND YOU, WAKAME TAISHI"
"That voice....I know you! Wakame's natural enemy 'Amefurashiman!'" <--- I'd have to look this up, I have no idea what it means XD
"Ahahaha, here I go! I'm gonna eat you!'
"No! Don't eat!......My body is losing power...."
"Oh no! Wakame Taishi, you're in danger! Here, I'll make your body new again!" *throws seaweed!*
"YES! MY POWER....MY POWER....I'M FILLED WITH THE POWER OF WAKAMEEEEEEEEEE"
"Chire....Senbonwakame" (OMG LOL)
"YAY! That was amazing, Wakame Taishi!"
"Wow! The tasty power of wakame is his zanpakuto!"
"Wakame Taishi, please continue to show everyone on earth the deliciousness of wakame!"