How many crimes have YOU commited?
 

Me:

Over 5 emulators, hundred roms, burned games selling, downloaded PC games, PC game hacking, bootleg everything, downloaded movies, downloaded anime, downloaded manga, downloaded TV shows, downloaded pr0n (14 years old), downloaded music (lots of it), downloaded programs/software and their keygens (thousands of dollars worth including photoshop and Adobe Acrobat), movie hopping, blah blah blah, list continues.

But I never actually steal in real life (like shop-lifting I mean).


I know there are at least a few people that can are cheap and smart (or stupid?) enough to do a lot more than what I do...

I own a semi-automatic H-pistol that holds more rounds in the chamber than the legal limit.

All mine are virtual, so same as Bflip.

I have never tell anyone about this, but I have a secret. A secret, so dark, so horrible, yet so innocent, so "gargantuan, that will ruin your life, frighten children, and bruise fruit". (kudo to whoever know where this phase comes from ;) ).


Is this the kind of stuff you said to your local catholic priest?

Anyway I don't count downloading mp3 as crime, or else I would be baking dry in the sun right now.

Illegal copying, downloading, copyright law breaking yada yada....All that computer stuff.

Now, onto the other stuff.

I've jaywalked(sp?), walked through the red light. I got fined for this (17 euro's)
Crossed a red light on my bike, also got fined. (35 euro's)
I unknowingly stole pencils. Never got caught, never done it again too.
I've set off fireworks outside of the time where it is legal to do so. (got sent to bureau HALT (working to pay off your fine)).
I've climbed a supermarket, stealing the flags that were on the sides, and swinging them around the city. Got caught, got sent to bureau HALT again.
Punched a guy on the face after he punched my best friend. I won, got sent to HALT again...
Let's see...what more...
Ah yes, broke the speed limit a couple of times, got fined a couple of times.
Got busted riding my bike without lights in the evening, got fined.
Stole a floppy disk from school. I think...:uhoh: I asked if I could lend one...I kept it...
I'm sure theres lots more, I just can't think of anything...
Oh right, one last thing.
Got busted for wreaking havoc (dunno translation exactly) Basically, after a friday's night out, me and my friends we're half-drunk/drunk and basically, wreaked havoc...We didn't know that a police station was a block away...We got sent to court, and then sent to HALT again :p
That's it for what I can remember

Really? Most guns will only fit one round in the chamber at a time, How many will your pistol hold?

And on the main topic....Like I'm going to tell you, you'er probably a bounty hunter or something. I haven't hid out this long for nothing?:p

well have uploaded some stuff from time to time but as downloading is totally legal I can't say i have ilegal downloaded stuff from internet as you can (swedish law is so great).

might have stealen some things from people and maybie done something else ilegal but who cares I atleast got to download stuff from the internet legaly! (and upload stuff that isn't 100% done)

I do the same yada yada yada as mention above (computer internet stuff). And I'm very proud of it because I'm a broke college bound kid with no job (and some how still manage to have a girlfriend) :)

But besides that, I don't really do much bad things in real life or any at all--I have to much pride to steal (in real life), and have had alot of discipline from martial arts, so I don't really encourage unnessasary violence.

The only bad thing I can think of is me forgeting my girlfreinds birthday.

Oh my! Midori is much worse than a lot of you! I'm ashamed.
Besides all the regulare computer pirate stuff, I've done many bad things!
I used to shoplift, do illeagal drugs, do enjo kosai, etc.
Many other minor thinks, such as jaywalking, as well.

Muhahahahaha! I am an evil genius! I will not tell you all of the super-spangalicious evil genious toys I have stashed away in preparation for my takeover of the world! MUhahahahaha! ;)

Well, I don't own/do anything illegal. The closest thing would be owning copies of Linux which Microsoft and SCO apparently think is a capital crime punishable by death or extreme torture.

OMg you guys StolleD Mp3s N videos N Stuff from t3h Web!?!? *sarcasm*

*Ahem*

Ive.... shopped lifted alot when I was little. Like 8-14 I had the Five Finger Discount Syndrome, and I never got caught ^_^.

I speed on a daily basis. Not extremely fast, but still breaking the law lol.

Ive ridden a motorcyle with out a licnese or a permit at 150MPH at night. Damn that was fun ^_^

Plenty of Illegal Street Racing.

Umm underage drinking, got REALLY hammered like twice.... never again.... hang overs = t3h suck....

Illegal modifications to street vehicles. Bottle Cracking sure is fun on the street ^_^.

umm pretty sure ive broken a bunch of others but i havent been caught yet! *knocks on wood, looks behind back.....*

Drag racing with me mates. Use my beloved WRX. Never got caught. And I still do it from time to time. Maybe like 5 times a year.

I watch too much Initial D. :heh:

So, ya like inital D huh, well ya talking to another fan of it as well. Remeber not to get to reckless. You're not takumi ya know. :heh:

Well, i guess all my felonies fall under virtual as well

I also forgot to mention football hooliganism. :)

Ah, I remember the joys of Euro 2000 during my time in Europe; custom-made fireworks, the smashing of glass windows, beer bottles, graffiti, the riots... etc.

I sided with the English to participate in teh uproar btw. :heh:

For those of you who don't know, Enjo Kosai is subsidized dating.
Sometimes there is sex involved sometimes not, it depends.
I can get up to 4,000 a date, on certain occasions!

Also, I wouldn't shoplift petty items, but larger things.
I really was a bad girl, in a gang, and everything.
However, Midori is good now, so it's okay, right?

I also was heavy into cocaine for a while.
It's illeagal for me to drink and smoke, too.
Yet, I still do all of those things, don't I?

I watch marimite, so I did know about it, it really wasnt necesary for you to point it out... eeeww, Im just waiting to this topic to be closed asap

note: marimite does not have explicit enjo kosai, it just came up in certain episode, marimite is too classy of an anime to have such content :p

i return tapes without rewinding them...

and the always common nice internet illegal activity stuff thingies just like everyone else around here.

I said I stopped doing it, didn't I?
Because, I'm really sorry..

I know that it was wrong to do it!
Please, everyone, forgive me~!

Damn girl you win.

I didn't know, so it's good she pointed it out ^_^

Something good about me: "I don't smoke. To me it's just a money consuming nasty ass habit that's a pain to get rid off. So I never started.
MidoriShinobi, what do you mean with "larger" items to shoplift? Stuff like tv's or what?