What a Bleach Character would never say!
 

I really miss this topic XD
I hope We can make another one!:D


Kenpachi: Bankai
Yachiru: Good job Zaraki-sama

Ichigo: Byakuya, I want to see your Bankai!
Byakuya: It is too pretty for you! You can't handle it


I got this from an image, in some forum:
Renji: I achieved Bankai
Byakuya: When?
Renji: Friday night, with your sister
Byakuya: OMG °_°

Chad: I would try on one of those Shinigami outfits, but black makes me look so fat

Ichigo: I like big swords and I cannot lie, all you other Shinigami can't deny, when a dude walks in with an itty bitty hilt, and a blade the length of a race, I get sprung!

Renji: Hey i won a fight!

Ichigo: Why do you want to kill your sister.
Byakuya: She is carrying my child.
Ichigo: *slices Rukia's head off*

EDIT:
No longer funny thanks to episode 62

Byakuya: LOL


Gin: *crying* you're so insensitive! I have feelings too! *sobs*


Touzen: Did you see how awesome my Ban-kai was? NEITHER DID I!

Tousen:*Throws a stick* Go fetch Komamura!


Ichigo copying Byakuya: Ban Kai *and throws a bunch of sakura petals everywhere.*

Byakuya: The other day i was attacked by a flying pork chop

Hinamori: This is the best day of my life!! Weeee, life is beautifull!

Ishida: I R SMArT, lol?!11!

Hitsugaya: Rangiku...I'm crazy about those melons!
Rangiku: *slaps him* Call me in ten years.

You are talking about,
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2...rsister9cr.gif

This one came before the Renji one, and it's more funny.

That gif tempts me so very deeply to use it as an Avatar.

this one--> http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/6599/49454rr.gif
I like yours too XD

Komamura: Meow.

Halarious!

Kurotsuchi Mayuri: I've just been named Head of Medical Staff!

OMG *faints*

Ishida: Muhauah, headshots are so lethal :P.

Ichigo's father: I don't believe in corpral punishment

Renji: doesnt this tutu look great on me?

ichigo:yeh definately lets see u do a Pirouette

aizen: can i get one of those im my size?

renji:...............eh sure dude..we're doin the nut cracker...u can join on one condition...... im ghirl and ur the toy prince

aizen: ........*mutters*.....damn, i wanted to be the girl

LMAO i can actually imagine ichigo doing that ^^

Bleach Jokes - post your jokes here
 

Hello,

I was driving home oneday and a very lame joke came to mind involving bleach references. I figured I posted it here!


What did Soifon say to Ichigo when he won the lottery?




haha now wasn't that lame?

anyways if you have any bleach jokes feel free to post them.