you know you watch too much bleach when
 

I know u all love bleach, but what happens when that obsession is taken too far.
Let's all show our bleach love by giving real life examples of situations when bleach can come to play

here i'll start:
You know you watch too much bleach when you dye you little sisters hair pink and carry her on your back.

You know you watch too much bleach when you take all the flowers in your house, grab the petals, start throwing them around screaming "chire, Senbonzakura"!

:heh:

I'm not that crazy but I have been using Bleach characters as for most (Western RPGs--where you can actually customize your character). BG, NWN, Morrowind.

You know you watch too much bleach when you fall to the ground and moan "arr what an amazing reiatsu" everytime you meet someone you dont know.

You know you watch too much bleach when you shout "ikorose, shinsou" to the police who cornered you for carrying a big knife around in public.

To add on: you know you watch too much bleach when you expect the very same sister, whose hair you just dyed, to bite the bald head of your friend wearing a black robe....:heh:

...when I'm dreaming I'm running like hell not to be caught by Kenpachi :heh:

You know you watch too much Bleach when you believe your breadknife has a Bankai .... >_>

When you have this conversation with your partner:

Her: Morning, sleep well?

You: Yeah, not too bad...

Her: Oh good, I was just wondering because you were talking in your sleep.

You: Oh, Uh really?

Her: Yeah but I guess it was nothing.

You: Oh, ok...

Her: ... ... ... ... ... ... So, whose Inoue?

You: :heh:

when you start naming all of the knifes in the kitchen and/or start giving them their own special powers

You know you watch too much Bleach when you start wondering why athletes dont use Shinpou to win races ...

...when everyone you don't like you call a hollow
...when you start trailing black cats saying, "c'mon baby, just a little peek..."
...when you start furrowing your brow all the time, even when you're happy

You know you watch too much Bleach when you think dead people go to Soul Society!

When you wont stop harassing your cat.

"Yoruichi! I know its you..transform now...eh..i demand that you transform this instant!"

Oh dang. Thats just wrong ....

These are great, keep them coming

heres another
when you go to the zoo and ask the baboons if their zabimaru

When you are trying to convince your ten year old brother:

"Go on...just do it, dont worry...you cant cut me, because my reiatsu is much more then yours..trust me.."

when you start talking to your fur animals.

You: come on, there's no one here, you can talk now...

When you are positive that your math teacher is a hollow.

When you are eating at the table and yell to one of your family members that has a butter knife "SHOW ME YOUR BANKAI!"

Or

When one of your family members cuts a stake with a just a butter knife, and you say "Hooo, is that the power of your Zanpaktou!"