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MSLN Jokes & Assorted Humour

Welcome to the "MSLN Jokes & Assorted Humour" thread. The MSLN series has a rich history of inspiring much fan-made comedy and while it is fun to crack jokes based on the source material, it is sometimes too off-topic or too out of context to post in an episode thread or in the "Generic Discussions" thread.

This is where this thread comes in.

This thread is dedicated to all the wacky humour of MSLN-fans and a place to consolidate all the jokes that need a place to be told. Feel free to be a "stand-up comedian" and joke away, or share jokes that you have read/heard elsewhere.

Just remember, Forum Rules will still need to be followed and jokes must be in good taste (or at least not too depraved :heh:). Do not abuse the nature of this thread to sling veiled insults under the pretence of humour, as flamebaiting is definitely a no-no under the Forum Rules. Be funny, not malicious.

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With all that grimness out of the way, :heh: here's a list of previous jokes I have made at MSLN's expense before the creation of this thread.

Cheers.

BEHOLD!

Treasures from the legendary Episode 2's thread !

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Originally Posted by Part 1

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Originally Posted by Estavali (Post 894326)

Special dress code, eh....?

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To be continued..... :D

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 894355)

Continuing

Spoiler:

(Outside the room...)

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Originally Posted by Skane (Post 895545)

The following references from Utawarerumono.

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 895559)

@Skane
LOL! Argh! I can't beat you at this... Still, doesn't stop me from trying...

(In reference to that particular scene that got on Darco emp's nerves... :D )

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A short break before part 2...

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 896549)

Sonic Move: Saving falling girls since 2007. (Warning: recommended age 15+, might cause embarrassing awkward moments...)

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Originally Posted by Part 2

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Originally Posted by Skane (Post 896674)

Alas, I am incapable of nice drawing, so you will need to visualise the following as a 4Koma within your imagination.

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;)

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Originally Posted by Nightengale (Post 896683)

No need.

Chrono: Well, at your cute, bubbly age, you can get away from most, but for your sake, don't even think of trying that with the Wolke-
Elio : Ah! There's Signum-nee. Let's try it out. *runs to her side*
Chrono: Wait! Oh...shit.

I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 896727)

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And for my personal favorite ... :D

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Originally Posted by Skane (Post 898125)

[What If...] (a bit long...)

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Plenty more for next time...

Here's a nice one from the MSLN character discussion and creation thread.

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Originally Posted by Nightengale (Post 985108)

Random crack. :3

Spoiler for 4koma : the predecessors, present and successors:

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Originally Posted by tshouryuu (Post 994849)

Here's a nice one from the MSLN character discussion and creation thread.

Ahhhh~ Good old Nightengale :p

But not to be out done... :D

The recent release of Hayate's limiter brought back GREAT memories for me... Like this, taken from way back in episode 4's thread...

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 915672)

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Originally Posted by Anh_Minh (Post 915661)

Chrono: "I have a loaded Hayate and I'm not afraid to use it!"

:D :D :D :D :D

Actually, likewise, the responsibility would probably be stressful most of the time :heh:...

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A joke that I stumbled upon while randomly looking at Episode 4 Thread. From none other than Mr. Bad Influence A.K.A Chaos-kun :D

Spoiler for Limiters:

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Originally Posted by Fuyu no Sora (Post 994870)

A joke that I stumbled upon while randomly looking at Episode 4 Thread. From none other than Mr. Bad Influence A.K.A Chaos-kun :D

Spoiler for Limiters:

Ah... I remember that one... Wanted to post it later myself ... :p

It still cracks me up thinking about it, though I should have made some minor adjustment in wording to make it sound better/real-er :)

Hmm, I wonder where I posted that Erio & Lutecia bit where they meet :D

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Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ (Post 995049)

Hmm, I wonder where I posted that Erio & Lutecia bit where they meet :D

Go dig through episode 2 :heh:

It's most likely there...

Ok, here's a couple of 'em...

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Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ (Post 947828)

Also, I wonder if the following episode is still in the Hotel, y'know, Nanoha, Fate and Yuuno catching up.

or maybe this...

Spoiler for "First Move":

Haha...:heh:

And this...

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Originally Posted by FlameSparkZ (Post 951474)

Oh!

Got a brainstorm here...:D

Spoiler for Fated to meet:

A pun for Lutecia's "sagashi mono", mentioned in ep 07 :heh:

That's all the jokes I remember doing :heh:

Ah the memories :heh:

I would never write this stuff myself but its always great fun to read

Epiosde 4 thread was one of the best moment for a rather not so eventful episode :p

I now introduce one Continuation to the limiter scene Fuyu posted above, for the late comers to this forum :D

This was written by the talented but modest Nightengale :p

"Hit it, imps!"

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Originally Posted by Nightengale (Post 916043)

Haven't done something like this in a while...I'm not as good as you, but it has many possibilities, so let me try one...:heh:

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Maybe that's why we don't see Chrono anywhere. He's in hiding after some cracks in his cover. :heh:

Here's another one of Chrono and his 'Admiralship Trials' by Mr. Chaos himself :D

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 916268)

You know, in another reference to the recent Bleach episodes... Like another Leader, Chrono also uses freezing spells now... :D

Sadly, as much as I wish it was true, I'm thinking that the limiters were place on the three of them BECAUSE of their recklessness... But if thats not the case, then maybe they only place them on S rank or higher personnels?

Anyway, I couldn't come up with a good enough scenario yet, but here's the side dish...

(I really enjoyed your script Nightengale, so much so I borrowed a small part of it...)

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"How to become Admiral in 10 days..."

[Panel 1: Option A - The Direct Approach]

(A battered and bruised Chrono lie motionless on the ground
surrounded by the knights with their weapons drawn...)

Vita: I'm gonna lay the smack down on ya!
Signum: You have quite the nerve, Harlaown...
Shamal: I hate... This kind of men the most!
Rein: NOBODY touches Hayate!
Zafila: ...

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[Panel 2: Option B - Asking for Help]

(In England...)

Lotte: Gah! Our little Chro-suke's all grown up!
Graham: Alia, can I trust you to make the special arrangements?
Alia: Yes sir, Ab-so-lute-ly :)
Chrono: NO! Wait! You're not listening...!

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[Panel 3: Option C - Ignoring the Problem]

(Outside the Saint Church... Chrono got kicked out...)

Carim: How could you, Chrono!We entrusted our beloved little sister to your care!
Acous: Why didn't you place the limiter like you were told to?
Carim: Now Hayate's hurt as well as thousands of other innocent woodland creatures!
Acous: With billions in property damage...

Chrono: I... Thought it wasn't important at the time? :heh:

(Both Velka-users activate their barrier jackets...)

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[Panel 4: The "Failsafe" Option]

(At home...)

Arf: What are you doing?
Chrono: Taking up another insurance, updating my will, making ceremonial arrangements... The usuals...
Arf: Sounds... Complicating.
Chrono: Life is.

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"Lesson One - A Good Admiral plans ahead for his battles"

(Hope it met some expectations for now... :heh:)

And another (the begining is sort of disturbing) by once again Mr. Chaos:

Spoiler:

@Fuyu

I've spent nearly 2 hours pondering and planning out that script :heh:

EDIT:

The second one was much more spontaneous :heh:

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 995418)

@Fuyu

I've spent nearly 2 hours pondering and planning out that script :heh:

EDIT:

The second one was much more spontaneous :heh:

No wonder then :D. I'll keep looking in the Episode 4 thread. Seems there are a lot of interesting thing there :D

I'll save you the time :D

This one made Demon Eyes lol'd :)

It's my personal Continuation :p

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen (Post 915770)

Hmm, I should spread abit on that...

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Ah a good run down memory lane. Reading them again reminds you how hilarious it all was. :)

"What if" Scenario created by Mr. Skane (Hayate's the pillar here :heh: )

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EDIT: Just found another one. Sort of short, but funny (We all know who's the author) ;)

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Originally Posted by FlareKnight (Post 995442)

Ah a good run down memory lane. Reading them again reminds you how hilarious it all was. :)

'Boring' episode made famous :D

I feel good inside ...

The digging is going smoothly :D I found two more: 1st one is from Chaos and the second is the continuation by Kha the Cleric :)

Spoiler for Part 1:

Spoiler for Part 2:

I love this thread. Whoever thought of this thread is a genius. A pity that my sense of humor is rather nasty at times :D