Hayate no Gotoku - Favorite Quotes Thread
 

A thread for your favorite quotes from Hayate no Gotoku. Please don't type out the entire script from an episode :) quote your favourite part of any scene or episode.

This thread will most likely contain spoilers! If you are posting a quote from a recent episode then please use spoiler tags. (hint and make sure that you include a title for the spoiler!).

I guess I'll start :)

episode 1
Hayate: "Mr. Santa Claus, why do you never bring me any presents?"
Santa: "That's because your family is poor"

I think this is from episode 18..... kamo.

"This anime will never let crime go unpunished. Kidnapping is not cool."

Got to love when the characters break the fourth wall.

From the scene when Hayate and Maria play pool in the manga but never in the anime

"Cock Roach Roach Roach Roach" - Cockroach

Oh, and I loved the "Kidnapping is not cool" too.

"Maria-san You look like you can use the art of assasination"

Beggining og ep.1
"Hurry! The opening song's about to begin"
Umm... I'm the Sanzenin family's-" opening song begins

ep. 10
"S-Super observation ~Tima"
"I already said that

Ep. 13
"wake up! Wake up! this is my bed!"
*Open eyes*
"Good morning" (said in pure japanese english)

Episode 3's "You spent the last three episodes talking!" (or something to that effect) was great.

Episode 10's "I hear breast-bouncing sounds" was great. Even greater that the girls knew how to identify those sounds.

what ep was that? lol

Episode 30:

Any references at all to the Hamster vs. Dragon. :heh:

And "kidnapping is not cool."

Ep 5: "If you don't dry yourself off, you'll get a cold and die."

And "Super-moe pose!" from ep. 21. The image associated with that quote I have spent the last week trying to purge from my memory. XD

Also: "You need daily training to improve your eyes." Ep. 11. LOL!

~Stare~ ~Stare~ ~Stare~ ... Ep. 6 :heh:

forgot what episode this was:

when Hayate was talking to Ayumi - "I'm only interested in 2D girls!"

Since there is no "anime" mention on the topic, i guess manga quote is OK also? :D

Actually Vol 7, chapter 4,5 have so many good quote that if i put it all here, it's pretty much the whole chapters

Favorite one:
Nagi: Something tells me if I push this switch, Jump is going to drop this manga......

Oh I have another one:

Episode 27 (near the very beginning):
"If a butler with a poor man's face that makes me want to hit him, in his late teens, 168 cm tall, and about 57 kg existed somewhere..." XD

Episode 31.

Saku: And, animal abuse is more of a problem than the copyright violation stuff. Don't you know that it's constantly discussed during plot meetings?
Nagi: Even if one or two scriptwriters were sacked, it's not like the main heroine would get her seat taken away.
Maria: Um, both of you, borderline conversation like that isn't appreciated.

Sayonara, fourth wall.

episode 12 : "sorry, i'm only interested in 2D girls"
episode__(i forgot) : "i will protect you from anyone who will make you cry"

"In the name of love, I shall punish you!" (Sailor Moon ref. aolas' avy reminded me. XD)

From ep30

"We are using a towel for the sake of broadcasting restrictions, but in reality, please do not use a towel in the bath"

For some reason I always thought people wore towels in public baths.

Um, lol, no. That's only in anime for the purposes of censorship. Who the heck wears a towel while taking a bath?