Ep11[13]:

Kyon: "That was easy to understand for a Nagato explanation."

When Kyon falls out of bed in Episode 14, and is clutching his had and kicking at the thought of such a dream (kissing haruhi):

"Freud would have a field day with this!"

Oh lord, where to start!

"Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?" Kyon, episode 1

"I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking." Kyon, episode 3

"Kyon-kun. If I become ruined for marriage will you take me?" Mikuru, episode 3

"Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse." Haruhi, episode 11

"Don't worry. I won't let them." Yuki, episode 14

"He dress like a guy... So i assume he is." -Haruhi, on Itsuki's appearance somewhere in the first few episodes.

More Kyon goodness!

From Episode#04 (The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya),

Kyon : Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.

Kyon: Do I have to live in this gray world all alone with Haruhi?
Itsuki: Adam and Eve. If you reproduce enough, it'll work out?
Kyon: I'll smack you

Whenever I watch the scene I always have to laugh at it X)

Kyon in Mystérique Sign:

"When you put it that way I can't say I don't get the feeling it doesn't or does it. But you can't say it wouldn't be difficult to assert that claim. Well then. How many negatives did I just string together?"

I bet it would be even more priceless in japanese version.

My rationality insisted on that. But humans were never a lifeform that relied only on reason to survive, maybe they needed a bit of what Nagato called "mixed-up data."
——Kyon

novel Vol.1 Chap.7

Another: From novel vol.1 chap.7

"Kyon, I'm hot!" -Haruhi

Really? So am I. -Kyon

Taken out of context I think that's really funny :D

Same chapter:

I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud. -Kyon

That's a quote that tests whether someone is a perv or not...lol! Kinda like Penisland.com.

...no not penis land...pen island!

I failed. :D :p

More Kyon quotable quotes: :D

Episode 9/14: "Her so-called great news always ends up being, epecially for Asashina-san and me, anything but."

Episode 1/11: "Leaving various mysteries and inconsistancies completely unaddressed the story has finally reached the midway point. Wait. It's only half over?"

Why should Kyon have all the fun...

Haruhi in 9/14: "Now, the obtacle has been dealt with. Now, Mikuru-chan, I want to take a few pictures. So how about you strike a pose?" After she got Kyon out of the way.

It's not really a quote, but I would nominate Haruhi's reaction as Kyon woke up at the end of this episode. :D

i knew that :D

This series just has so many golden quote moments! I am having fun with this!

Haruhi: "Every school story has to have a maid character!"
Kyon: "What kind of school stories have you been reading?"
- First time Haruhi dresses up Asahina as a maid.

Kyon: "Could you say that again, except like a childhood friend pretending to be angry to hide her embarrassment."
- Responding to Haruhi when she wants to tell him about Asakura's dissapperence.

I remember that one! It was golden!:D

hmmm..it was along the lines of...

"I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone..."

Yuki Nagato

Ep14

"Don't worry, I won't let them."

-Yuki Nagato to Kyon when Kyon asked if those interfaces would attack him like Asakura did.

Because no one else did:

"Mi - Mi... Mikuru Biiimu!!" - Mikuru

I believe that was Asakura (can't spell names worth crap) who said that as she was being deleted.

"Unique"
Yuki, about her book.

"Which one is the beach ball?" Copyright Kyon.



After that, there's a few lines I love not because they're funny, but because the actors get it so right.
For instance "Jaa, soko yamete." (Ok, quit there) Haruhi, answering Mikuru, when she says she has other club activities.