Situations a Gundam Character would not want to be in
 

A spin off of the Funny Quotes topic. Come up with a situation that a Gundam Character would not want to be in. And try to make it funny also.

Char: *Flying up in Jet pack with Bazooka*
Lady Cina: "IS THAT CHAR!?"
Char: "I'm sending your sister to join you Darma. Consider this my final Thank you."
Lady Cina: "GASP!"
Char: *Pulls the trigger and a Bouquet of flowers pops out.* ".....Ahhh crap!"

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1. *Lalah* "Captain!!!" *goes to protect him, but fails and Char gets blown up with his Gelgoog by Amuro*

*Lalah* ".......you.....killed Captain Char.....YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CHAR!!!!!!!!!" *Newtype powers skyrocket*

*Amuro* "....oh crap..."


2. *Char* "Hey, Garma! Can you read me? Blame this on the misfortune of your birth! Don't take it personally, you can thank your father!!"

*Garma* "Char, you double-crossed me?!?!" *aims the Gaw at Char instead of the White Base*

*Char* "uh oh...."


3. *Judau and friends dock to form Double Zeta...unfortunately...they dock the parts in the wrong places*

Gato in GP-02 about to fire the Nuke: "For the rebirth of the ideals of ZEON! Solomon! I have returned! *Pulls the trigger but the nuke warhead gets jammed in the berral* "..... Ahhh nuts!" *KKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

Johnny Riden gets called to Char:
Char: "You know i don't appretiate someone copying my color. From now on your mobile suit color will be pink. And fromnow on you will be known as the Pink Tulip"
Johnny: TT_TT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Shin: "Shin in Impulse! Launch!" *Unfortunatly someone forgot to open the launch doors. *CRASH!!!!!*

Amero in Gundam: *Right in the middle of battleing Char the Gundam Shuts down and a computer voice comes on. "Please insert correct change to continue game."

Heero in Wing-Zero about to shoot down the part of Libra: *He fires but misses by mer inches*

Meer: I am a very big fan! Let's go eat some dinner!
Heero: . . .

Mwu: I am the man who makes the impossible possible! <block>
*Death Star rapes the akatsuki*

Mwu: I am the man who makes the impossible possible! <block>
*EVA positron cannon rapes the akatsuki*

Mwu: I am the man who makes the impossible possible! <block>
*Ideon cannon rapes the akatsuki*

Lacus: Get backhanded by Kira.

Heero: where am i?? NO NOT .... THE KINDER GARDEN

Shinn: (Shinn launch in Impuls) why has impuls a skirt???

Funny thing is, a similar event happens in episode 1 of SD Gundam (original one) except the doors CLOSE on him instead of already being closed XD

Ghinius: Behold me new MA! *Unveils a HUGE MA with many mega-particle cannons, lasers, and LOTS of tentacles*

Ayna: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Ghinius: *ignoring her* Now, watch as I kill hundreds of Feddies with one shot!

*he turns the MA on, BUT the MA goes after him. With the tentacles. You can probably imagine what happens next*

20 minutes later...

Ghinius: *stumbles towards Ayna*

Ayna: What the HELL happened to you?!

Ghinius: Ayna ... remind me to NEVER build a mech with tentacles ... ever ... *passes out from the shock of being molested by many tentacles*

And the moral of the story: never build a mech with tentacles. EVER.

Too late!

I bet Shinn wouldn't like to use the Shinn Stab on Mwu in Akatsuki, as he's the man who makes the impossible possible and also, not a ship.

Kira wouldn't want to be in a war.

corrected you a little and most if not all mobile suits have a "skirt"

lacus is sitting in the eternal doing the evil plotinhg we all know she does.
lacus:and sonn i shall rule the galaxy.
(char appears outside with a bazooka)
char:garma i'm sending this bitch to torment you in hell.(fires bazooka).

@srb that joke is so old.

kira: Ow crap!!

lacus: Don't worry Kira....it happens to a lot of men.

kira: *whails* (yet again)

Shinn - "Shinn Asuka, Core Spendor, Taking Off!"
Core Splendor launches
Few moments later
Shinn - "Minerva, Where's the rest of my mobile suit?"
Meyrin - "Sorry Shinn, the Impulse Lauch System is jammed! Bear with it for a few minuits!"
Shinn - "WHAAATTTTTT!!!!"

Grunt mobile suit "Move outta way little fly!" - Core Splendor is blown to pieces.

That's a good one Strike Mk.II

Shin flying through cave:
Nav Computer: "Turn left..."
Shin: *Turns left and crashes into wall* @_@
Nav Computer: "..... in 50 ft."
Narrartor: "Life come at you fast. But no matter what, Allstate is there."

Shin: *Fighting in Impulse when all of a sudden Keitaro comes flying out of nowhere and crashes into Impulse and efectively takes it out!*

Kira: "Ok Freedom! Let's do this!"
Nav Computer: "I'm sorry Dave. I can not do that....."

Now make one for the Mac with the little spinning color wheel that never stops spinning.

Amuro finding a Ball instead of the Gundam would have been funny as heck.

And him still beating the Zakus would have been just as funny.

Hey, there actually was a guy who took out 6 Doms with a Ball at the battle of SOlomon in the One Year War. :p :D The old man in the Crossbone Gundam manga from Yoshiyuki Tomino. :D

Not to mention Shiro did it in 08th MS Team episode one, and he wasn't even a Newtype, just impulsive.

Balls are fragile, but you don't need legs if you have good aim.