The Quotes of Haruhi Suzumiya (Favorite Quotes thread)
A thread for your favorite quotes from the first season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (also known as "Suzumiya Haruhi"). I only ask that you don't type out the entire script from an episode. Quote the best part of any scene or episode or part of the novels.
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie." ~Dorothy Parker This thread will likely contain spoilers, so if you haven't finished all 14 episodes of the first season, I suggest you avert your eyes henceforth. Have fun. |
It would appear that she viewed guys on the same level as potatoes - Kyon, referring to Haruhi, Episode 2
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Oh, good, this would be my favorite-st thread.
From Episode#06 (Remote Island Syndrome Part 1), Haruhi : A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations! |
"This is the fifteen-thousandth four hundredth and ninety-eighth occurence".
A spell of dizziness sets in. FIFTEEN THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED NINETY EIGHT. That's thirty-seven letters to makeup the number. If written in Arabic it would be 15,498. Kudos to whoever that thought of this system. You're incredable, being able to think of this highly convenient, irrational and impractical concept. ~Nagato and Kyon, Endless Eight. |
"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!" - Kyon
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And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that. - Kyon, Episode 1
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"Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden." - Haruhi, speaking of love and boyfriends. (I think that's how it went anyway)
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Haruhi Again? You sure are popular, Haruhi. - Episode 10 from Kyon.
YUKI.N> sleeping beauty_ - Episode 14 from Yuki |
My favourite quotes are actually dialogues:
The holy Macross 7 parody: Quote:
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From Episode#07 (Mysterique Sign),
Haruhi : Can't you tell? It's my SOS Brigade emblem! Kyon : Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me. |
"due to asahina-san engaging me in lower-body exercises im about to lose it and she has taken my ability to move so i cant escape" eps 7 kyon (hes enjoying himself);)
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"wwwoooooooopaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"-Haruhi drinking a...uh was it a soda? I dunno. This is the episode where they are on there way to the island.
I wish I could drink soda like that (voice won't go that high without cracking) |
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From episode 2/1:
"Are you a moron?" -Kyon stopping Haruhi from fondling Mikuru "She must have been born dumb." -Kyon, again, commenting on Haruhi's reason for bringing Mikuru into the SOS Brigade (small, cute and big breasts) "Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want." Kyon, once again, on Haruhi's naming of the SOS Brigade. |
"Are you retarted?" said by Haruhi in episode 14
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Kyon: Actually pony tails turn me on. Haruhi: What? Kyon: The pony tail you had back whenever was so good it was criminal. Haruhi: Are you retarded? |
"Super size me!" - Kyon, blink and you miss it. (ep 10)
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Episode 06[09]:
SHaruhi: "Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?" Kyon( to himself): "Please don't let anything happen. Please don't let anything happen." |
Haruhi: 来ないと死刑だから (Konaito shikei dakara)
(Come or I will sentence you to death! ) On various occasions, probably Haruhi's favourite quote. Yuki: そう...... (Sou......) (I see...... ) The quintessential Yuki response. |
Yuki's 'Sou.' is the single thing that made me laugh most in the show.
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