One Piece Characters Would Never Say
Since there's been two topics of this on the FMA and Naruto board, I thought it'd be cool to have a One Piece version :)
I'm a vegetarian.
Yeah, I know how to get there. First you go North 2 miles, then head East and you should be there.
Guys, I have to tell you this. I'm gay. I've always pretended to be into women to hide it. I've been going out with Mr. 2 for a week now.
<insert any member of the crew, sans chopper, because he doesnt realize just yet.> Luffy is such an intellegent guy!
Zoro: This sucks, I wish I only had two swords to perform the Onigiri attack.
Luffy: *snores* I'm a lazy...clumsy...who...doesn't know nothing.
Nami: I'm going to donate my money to charity :thinker:
Zoro: ugh.... I hate sleeping in!
Luffy: Sanji your cooking sucks!
Nami: lets have sex right now Sanji.
Sanji: I hate WOMAN!!!!.
Ussop is kinda hard because he always lies and says just about anything.
Ussop has also admitted that hes a coward on a few occasions, so you cant even say that he'd never say that.
Usopp: Sanji, how do I say...in French?
Sanji: Je amour tu
*Sanji walk toward the kitchen*
*Luffy stop chasing Chopper*
Luffy: What is it, Ussop?
Ussop: je amour tu *blush*
*Sanji's eye wide open jaw dropping as he turn around and look at Usopp*
Luffy: huh? *lightbulb* Sanji MEAT!!!(completely ignorin' Usopp)
Usopp: *Take out plastic 10k hammer and hit Luffy* Luffy BAKAAAAAA *Run to Nami and cry*
This kinda long, quite lame and my French really suck. For ppl who doesn't know french(not like I know it) Here is what Usopp was tryin' to say
Luffy: I'm not hungry.
Zoro: Why use swords when you can use a gun?
Ussop: My nose isn't the only thing that's super long ^^
Wnkryo: You're right Evilbunny, naruto is a lot better than OP, i don't know what the hell i was thinking.
Zoro: you would think that me being at sea most of the time and not getting any would make me try to get with Nami at least once, but i didn't.
Usopp: Yeah, me too.
Sanji: Hey, don't talk about Nami-san like that, she wouldn't have sex with me what makes you think she would do it with you.
Luffy: She already did it with me
Luffy: Yea, you know when i was carrying you two up the mountain. Well i had a little pit stop. :naughty:
Sanji: OMG really?!!
Luffy: yeah, she was such a pretty little blonde, i couldn't help myself.
Sanji: dude, Nami-san has red hair, i'm the bl.... AHHH!!! UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!!!
Sanji: what the hell is wrong with you!!!
Luffy: well, its your fault for having such long hair like a girl's.
And that's the end of that. I'll wite another one in a few days or ask some of my seniors from the naruto forums to come here and write one. They're better at this than i am.
LOL nice one bunny-san.
Luffy: Let's swim!
Usopp: Luffy, you're the captain, not me
Nami: Can you lend me some money?
Sanji: All blue doesn't exist, it's just a fairytale
Sanji: So Zoro, wanna go to a bed and breakfast?
This is meant to be a fun thread, so could people please stop insulting each other, stop trolling and please remain on topic. If anyone continues with any sort of insult I'm going to start handing out short term bans.
*Back to topic*
*someone is humming in Crocodile's bathroom*
Crocodile: Who the...???
*Crocodile open bathroom door saw a white cowboy hat*
Crocodile: *grin* Miss All Sunday??
*Miss All Sunday walk out of the shower and toward Crocodile*
*they got in bed*
Crocodile: Your leg is kinda hairy Miss All Sunday.
Miss All Sunday: I didn't have time to shave that side since you got back so soon
Crocodile: http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/jn183/images/cs.gif Miss All Sunday, you were great.
Miss All Sunday: You were as great as I *high pitch voice* expected Mr.0
Crocodile: Mr.0?? You never call me...
*Crocodile turn to Miss All Sunday*
Miss All Sunday: *in high pitch voice* Hi cutie
:heh: That was funny
Zoro: *tips his sunglasses* Hey Luffy, how bout me and you beat the crap out of Butchie and Siam
Luffy: Nah, they're not worth our time.
Zoro: But, it'd be fun. Or else I won't treat you to ice cream later
Luffy: Yeah baby, talk about motivation! :D
what do you think sounds better : Luffy or Ruffy
Ussop or Lysop
I prefere Luffy and Lysop:
What Chopper would never say:
I don't know how to help my friendes when they're ill!
I personally always thought Luffy of kinda of a personal protection guy :naughty:
NAMI: Hey Luffy does everything stretch???? :naughty:
Well I was kinda joking when I asked if you had one of these in another thread but I'm glad someone started this!
I'm only on ep 45 so I don't get EvilBunny's post yet. :sad: *sorry, I've watched over 10 eps this past weekend, plus all my other anime...guess it's time to watch the one hour special now*
USSOP Zoro please teach me how to become stronger as I will do anything you say and practice and train every day for hours! :)
CREW: "Please Ussop, please :bow: sing for us again, your voice is like rain falling on a meadow:love:" :help:
Zoro: This sucks, why should I be using swords. When I can use fists to beat Kuro's crappy crew.
Ace: NINPOU, fire no jutsu
Luffy: Tell me you didn't watch Naruto this morning
Ace: :heh: guess I did.
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