Forum: General Chat
2011-11-24, 22:45
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Naughty Things You Can Only Say On...
Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving....
1. Talk about a huge breast.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll...
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Forum: General Chat
2011-07-20, 19:46
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Forum: General Chat
2011-07-10, 23:11
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Forum: General Chat
2011-02-12, 23:33
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Forum: General Chat
2011-01-22, 19:28
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once...
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here...
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Forum: General Chat
2010-12-19, 23:42
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Forum: General Chat
2010-12-17, 23:19
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The Woman Language Translator...
The Woman Language Translator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Vb9SLkq5k)
HER DIARY
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I...
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Forum: General Chat
2010-12-03, 15:53
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Forum: General Chat
2010-12-03, 00:59
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Why Teachers Drink...
Why Teachers Drink (http://atcarolina.com/why_teachers_drink.htm)
Jokes:
There once was a primitive tribe that had not yet begun to use stone construction. They lived in a variety of huts, made...
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Forum: General Chat
2010-10-25, 21:43
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Replies: 40,287
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I lol'd
Speaking of Jesus...
Jesus and his...
I lol'd
Speaking of Jesus...
Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." The disciples looked very puzzled,...
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Forum: General Chat
2010-09-09, 21:59
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A Rabbi, Dick Cheney, and a priest are on the...
A Rabbi, Dick Cheney, and a priest are on the sinking Titanic.
The Rabbi asks, "Should we save the children?"
Dick Cheney says, "F*ck the children!"
Then the priest asks, "Do you think we have...
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Forum: General Chat
2010-05-22, 10:52
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On their way to getting married, a young couple...
On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While...
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Forum: General Chat
2010-05-17, 23:20
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Science jokes.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
Hydrogen and Helium are sitting at a bar. Gold walks in and Helium yells, "A, U! Get out of here!"
What do you get if you replace the particles...
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Forum: General Chat
2010-05-16, 11:17
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Forum: General Chat
2010-05-05, 13:50
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Forum: General Chat
2009-12-18, 12:13
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Forum: General Chat
2009-09-30, 16:56
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Forum: General Chat
2009-08-10, 22:31
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Uncomfortable Plot Summaries...
Uncomfortable Plot Summaries (http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/)
Here are a few:
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BATMAN: Wealthy man...
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Forum: General Chat
2009-08-02, 17:59
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Forum: General Chat
2009-08-01, 22:11
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Forum: General Chat
2009-08-01, 00:29
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Forum: General Chat
2009-07-27, 00:40
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Forum: General Chat
2009-07-01, 01:12
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Forum: General Chat
2009-06-23, 22:13
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Wal Mart Diagnosis
One day, in line at the...
Wal Mart Diagnosis
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"...
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Forum: General Chat
2009-04-28, 13:46
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