2007-07-05, 02:41
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Secret Society BLANKET
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: 3 times the passion of normal flamenco
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I believe my writing for this one is somewhat shoddy compared to my last entries... but after the angst of the previous chapters, I believe this one deserves shoddy.
This would the the introductory preview to Smith and Wesson's profile, entitled "LineBackers" (Thanks Kha ), continuing from where last chapter left off:
Spoiler for LineBackers Part 1:
“I can forgive you… ”
She whispered those words right into my ear, with a gentleness I’ve never heard from her before. The lilt in her voice… it nearly brought me to my knees.
“But…”
I dreaded that word… whatever she wanted, it always meant trouble.
“I want you to do something for me…”
Here we go…
“I demand a rematch.”
At those words we both pushed each other away, grabbing our respective weapons, and preparing our battle stances. I could feel a smile coming on, as she did, anticipating our next moves.
“CUT!!!!!”
And with that unwelcome cry we were interrupted by the arrival of the 79th’s very own Dynamic Duo: Smith and Wesson.
“Dudes, what are you doing?”
“Aren’t you two supposed to be making out or something after that scene?!”
“Glock you wuss!”
Both Kay and I hung our heads in shame at these two… Kay could only utter something like “Teme”. At the very least, I’ve known them to act in such a manner.
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Glock: What are you two doing here?
Smith: We’re supposed to watch the sparks fly between you two!
Wesson: But you just had to ruin that scene didn’t you?!
Glock & Kay: No we didn’t!
Smith & Wesson: So you two are talking in sync now?
Glock & Kay: NO!!
Kay: I mean…
Glock: *sigh*
Wesson: Told you so.
Smith: Gotcha.
Glock: Wait a minute… If you two are here, where’s Mai?
Smith & Wesson: Right here!
*both separate, revealing Mai wearing her elaborate outfit behind them*
Mai: …
Konichiwa.
Kay: *wide-eyed* Uso da…
Shinji: *hologram materializes besides Kay* Masaka!
Asuka: Nani?
Rey: …
Glock: Looking fantastic there Mai! *pats Mai’s head*
Kay: *leans over* Mai-chan kawaii ne?
Mai: …
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Arigatou gozaimasu.
Shinji: *hand on chin* Not bad, not bad at all. Impeccable tailoring on the dress, and those intricate frills and details…
Asuka: You are NOT cosplaying today!
Rey: *watches Glock pat Mai*
*blushes*
Smith: *manly tears* It is a hit!
Wesson: *same* Yes it is!
*faces Glock*
I did hear both of you wanting a rematch is that right?
Kay: How did you…
Glock: Wesson has long-range hearing spells similar to yours, only his is intrinsic.
Kay: Intriguing… I need Khaydarin to perform that spe-
*draws blade and points it at Wesson’s nose*
If you heard that, you’ll also know that we didn’t want to be disturbed right?
Wesson: *sweats* We were just gonna give you some suggestions!
Smith: A place where both of you can have enough place to stretch!
Smith & Wesson: And do the things we know you want to do!
In priva-
*dodges slash*
Kay & Mai: Omae…
Smith: What the-
Wesson: Oh shi-
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*Several moments and a beatdown later*
Kay: *Fixing Khaydarin on her eyes* That’s better.
Mai: …
It was.
Shinji: Kowaii kata Suigintou…
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Glock: *sighs* You were suggesting?
Wesson: *strained voice* Mai?
Smith: If you would kindly do the honors?
Mai: …
Of course.
*A red magic circle expands from underneath Mai, bathed in an eerie red glow*
Kay: A Midchilda Chaos circle! Is this for real?!
Glock: It is. Mai is one of the only known Midchild Chaos users in existence.
Rey: Intriguing.
Glock: You two permission to port out?
Wesson: General’s got us covered.
Smith: Alright Scotty!
Wesson: Beam us up!
Mai: …
Hai.
*The entire field is bathed in a bright reddish glow*
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*Midchilda Coastal Area, Abandoned Section*
*All five people materialize atop a concrete highway overpass, overlooking an abandoned park area*
Shinji: *rematerializing* No matter how many times I’m here, this place still creeps me out.
Smith: WELCOME!
Wesson: To The PASS!
Smith & Wesson: The 79th’s very own heavy weapons and tactics training area!
Smith: And with no bookings today –
Wesson: - this place is all ours!
Kay: *grins* Sky’s the limit then…
Glock: You’re not thinking…
Kay: I’ve been itching to test out a few of my wares outside of VR mental simulations. This’ll be perfect!
Shall we go at it Glock?
Smith: Hold on to your horses!
Kay: What?
Wesson: It’s been a while since our last combat assignment… and we feel like we’re getting rusty.
Smith: So we’d like to propose…
Smith & Wesson: TEAM BATTLE!!!!
Glock: Now hold on a minute here…
Smith: C’mon, it’ll be interesting!
Wesson: We saw what you and Kay can do, and we’d like the opportunity to evaluate her ourselves –
Smith & Wesson: If you know what that means…
*chainsaw revs*
Mai: …
I wonder…
Kay: *draws katana*
Me too…
Smith & Wesson: *sweats* Don’t worry Glock, you’ll still get Kay to yourself!
Glock: You guys…
*sigh*
This will be a two versus two battle I take it?
Mai: …
Three versus Three.
Glock: Mai?
Smith: *confused* There’s only five of us here.
Mai: …
Come, Xealot.
*A red Chaos circle expands besides Mai, where a centaur-like being emerges. Its hooves land heavily on the concrete as the circle dissapears*
Smith: Whoa…
Wesson: Slick-looking…
Kay: A centaur?
Glock: *walks towards the creature* Xealot!
Kay: You know him?
Glock: Everyone, meet Xealot, Mai’s familiar.
Smith: That’s her familiar? Damn!
Wesson: He looks buff!
Mai: *facing Xealot*
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Wakarimashita.
He has agreed to participate.
Kay: Telepathy?
Glock: It’s his only means of communication. If that’s the case…
The teams will be composed of Smith, Wesson and Myself on this side, and Kay, Mai and Xealot. I hope this meets everyone’s approval?
Kay: No problem with me stiff guy!
Smith & Wesson: Kickass!
Mai: …
Hai.
Glock: This match will be a team elimination battle. A direct weapon hit to the barrier jackets count as a defeat. All non-lethal spells below A rank allowed. First team to eliminate all opposition wins.
Kay: *Cracks knuckles* My style of gameplay… ASUKA!
Asuka: Yosh! Been waiting for this!
Glock: Alright everyone, Device set up.
Wesson: CHOTTO MATTE!!!
Smith: *coughs*
Before everything, we’re afraid that both of us have been very rude to our guests, Ms. Kaylin Mathis, and to Xealot. It should be our practice to properly and formally introduce ourselves first!
Glock: There’s no need for that you tw-
Smith: NO! WE MUST!!!
Wesson: FOR OUR PRIDE!! Ready?
Smith: You BET!
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*spotlights*
FOR LOVE!
FOR PEACE!!
FOR FREEDOM!!!
FOR JUSTICE!!!!
We are the best in the field!
With the weapons we wield!
Our aim is true! Our Faith is Strong!
The Right prevails over the Wrong!
We’re always at your beckon call!
And watch as our enemies fall!
SANMITTAI!!!!
Mai: Nanda…
Smith: What the-
Wesson: Urusai!
REMINGTON SMITH!!!
COLT WESSON!!!
We have come to teach you a lesson!
SET UP SHOOTERS!!!
WE ARE!!!!!
LINEBACKERS!!!!!
*Dramatic Pose*
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Asuka: Line bakas?
Smith: Line Back-ers!
Mai: …
Baka.
Glock: You two…
*faces Kay*
I think we should set up as well.
Kay: *nods* We should. Give me all you got.
Glock: You deserve nothing less.
Kay: *smiles*
ASUKA! POSSESSION MODE TWO! BARRIER JACKET BUSTER FORM!!!!
Sa... ikenasai...
MAKKOU SHOUBU!!!!
And for Artwork Time... here's alternate art featuring Kay in Buster Form without Possession:
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Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all wickedness that mankind can produce... We will send unto them, only you.
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