[Mr. Johnny 5]

Originally Posted by MadaraUchiha

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Ninja academy i love the faces here is mine.

Spoiler for ojdsbvpq:

At a village wide press conference with reporters and all available village ninja.
*Hokage walks outside*
*crowd applauds+
Hokage: Please be seated.
Hokage: Hello, Konoha. As you know there is an Asteroid the size ot Tsunade's boobs speeding towards the country as we speak. I would like to take a moment out of the say to adress the allegations that this is somehow me fault.
*Holds up the KONOHA TIMES with the headline ASTEROID COMING... Old Hokage's Fault
Hokage: Firstly, i would like to say that these allegations are absolutely and 100% False.
Hokage: Secondly, and most importantly, I would like to say that You MOTHERF@#%ers DISGUST ME!!! You're God Damn right i said it.
Hokage: If you knew just one of the things i was sworn to secrecy to you would buckle under the goddamn pressure.
Reporter: Sarutobi! Sarutobi! Like what?
Hokage:How about this?
*Pulls out a medical vile full of a red liquid*
Hokage: I have here in my hand the cure for AIDS! We've had this for 20 yrs.
*Throws bottle into crowd where it is caught by a reporter*
Hokage: Go meet Jirayia he'll show you some girls that will give you a GREAT weekend.Did i shock you? Are you crazy yet? Well, i have someone I'd like you to meet. Come up here Shodiame.
*Gasps from everyone on the crowd as the first hokage approaches*
Hokage: Konoha, I'd like you to meet my good freind Shodaime. And here's Shodaime again.*another Shodaime approaches*. And here's Shodaime one more time.* a Third Shodaime approaches*. We cloned these three B!@$%!es in a Labrotory some 19 odd years ago. Not only that we added a pinch of Orochimaru Genes so that they could do things like this.
* The three Shodaime's lash out there snake tounges and all three suggestively rub them together.*
Hokage: Thank you, that will be engough. Oh, Shodaime, here is the cure for AIDS sorry about last night.
Hokage: Hem hem, freaked out yet? Have I blown your mind? Or do you still think you can handle my job? Because if you're cocky and you think you've got a hold of this I still got some information for you. Would you like to know if NAruto will become a Hokage.
Crowd: Yes! Yes! Will he?
Hokage: Yes! Naruto will become a hokage. With the help of a gun. Yes, guns, firearms and sophisticated technology not known to many of us do exist and have been, to our knowledge, for around 2,000 years.
Hokage:I am not finished yet I have some more information that might startle you.
*Hokage Sighs*
Hokage: The R. Kelly sex tapes. That wasn't R. Kelly, that was ME! That's right, I urinate on people when i have sex with them. I am a disgusting human bieng and I apologize to all the people I have hurt and Peed on. I bet that blew your mind right there now didn't I? I'm really on a roll when I dont care cuz the world"s gonna end any day now.
Hokage: I just want to say there is no hop for us, theres no way to stop the Asteroid and your all gonna die. Everyone except for me because i am in Fact...The ARCHITECT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHH. HA HA HHAHAHAHAH. MUAHAHAHAHAH. Oh and by the way...PSYCHE!!!!

LoL that is really something Sandaime would never say indeed. I got another one though.

Within the village of Konoha our main characters Sakura & Kakashi are looking for Naruto....

Sakura: Where could he be?? We were supposed to meet here..
Kakashi: Hmmmm (thinking)....He must be at the Ramen Shop.

At the Ramen Shop
Owner: Welcome!
Sakura: Excuse me...Have you seen Naruto?
Owner: Hmm (thinking)....i think so...he came this direction but then suddenly ran away...he seemed in a hurry..
Kakashi & Sakura:
Kakashi: Well...let's check out if he's home.

At Naruto's door
{Knock Knock!!}
Naruto: Shit who is it?! (approaching the door)
Naruto: (opens the door) What is it!? Get lost or come in quick!
Sakura & Kakashi:
Sakura: Idiot! We have our mission! Get you equipment!
Naruto: ....
Kakashi: Well...it's an S-Rank if you want to know...
Naruto: I am not interested at the moment!
Kakashi:
Sakura:
Naruto: Sakura!!! Move Bitch!! Bleach is starting! You are in front of the TV!

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========================[Up next Shino!!]=====================

Spoiler for shocking!:

Somewhere deep in the forest are our other heroes...on their way home from their mission. They had to spend the night in the forest since it was getting too late to move.

Starring!


Hinata holds a secret...she hate bugs so sometimes at night when Kiba & Shino are sleeping she uses her anti-bug spray to kill a few. She also hates people that have a bad scent so every now and then she buy's some parfum and deodorant for Kiba and Akamaru.

Deep in the forest
Shino: We will camp here..
Kiba: Right...
Hinata: Mmmkay...

In their tent...Shino, Kiba & Akamaru seems to be sleeping.
Hinata: Let's see...where are my spray's...
Hinata: Shit where is it! Byakugan!

Hinata: Ahh there it is...
Shino: Hinata...why are you not sleeping?

Hinata: Ahh erhmmmm (starts to sweat!, quickly hides the spray's!!)
Hinata: (thinking shit!! i thought he was asleep)
Hinata: (thinking shit!! i am in trouble...what should i say...what should i do??)
Hinata: Eeeerrhmm.....I was thinking about how to seduce Naruto...

Shino: ....

Shino: Well...think tommorow about it...you need to rest. We had a rough mission.
Hinata: Uhuh.....okay.....

Next Morning!
Kiba: Shino...have you seen that deodorant of mine?
Shino: Yes they are there....
Kiba: (spraying like hell!!)
Kiba: ahhh shoot!! it's empty...
Shino: Did you had to empty that thing?
Kiba: Well i still have another one if you like....
Shino: Hm....well ok...because that's part of teamwork.
Hinata: Good morning...
Shino & Kiba: morning...
Akamaru: (barks)

Kiba: Huh...where is it? Well perhaps Hinata has another one in her bag.
Kiba: Ahh i got it... here Shino! You should also spray alot...
Shino: Well ok....because that's good for the teamwork...
Kiba: (Sneezes) That thing doesnt smell good...
Shino: Bugs starts to die....
Shino: !!! Kiba! Do you think that was funny?
Kiba: I didnt knew that!? Someone switched them!
Hinata: (noticed the bugs dying...smiling sneaky behind their backs)
Shino: Glaring at Kiba....

Kiba: Damn...sabotage?!? We were ambushed??! Akamaru do you smell someone!?!
Shino: Starts to glare at Hinata
Hinata: