[Satashi]

I don't mind the so much "I liked it" one liners, those are good too. I mean the people who just rant and rant and rant about..nothing. here's an example. I wrote a story about a girl teaching a guy how to kiss. and this is the review I got

Spoiler for this is just sad:

Damn that brought back memories! something like this happen to me. I'm a typical guy and when I was a teenager I was a normal horny but scare and bewildered around girls, until one day when I was helping out a friends mom, who by the way was hot! she always used to flirt with us guys and with me she would hug me and pretend that I was her boyfriend, just to get a blush out of me at which point she would start to laugh and walk away. Well that day I was helping her move some boxes out to the garage and she afterwards offered me a coke, while sitting around she looked at me and just came out with the quesiton: have I ever been with a girl before, my reply was hell I havent even kiss one yet. Well she had me sit next to her on the couch and we went thru something like the what happen in the story before she stood up and reached out to me with her arm, I took it and she lead me into her bedroom (husband out of town) I was 17 she was 39. It only happen a couple of times but beside being very enjoyable she taught me so much: how to please a woman in bed and most important how to seduce a women into bed. she also once took me to local mall and while sitting on bench she would point out the different signs girls were giving their boyfriends and what they meant. I am no don juan but I had a very enjoyable sex life but now I'm in my late 40's and while I still like girls I dont have that all consuming desire to get one into bed, it aint totally gone, but its not that important either. but I still think back to that lady her name was dorothy and what she did for a lonely (and horny) teenage boy.

...WTF!? and it's a signed review so I can't get it taken down.

but anyway, as to Nanoha ones. This one really bothers me. (a review on latest SbtB chapter

Spoiler for .....:

Well, well, soldier...

This chapter was b-e-a-utiful.
So Fate-chan's havin' bad thoughts! Bad thoughts of Nanoha in lingerie! XD That part was AW3SOME!
Ah, "The Talk", huh? Poor Fate...oh the embarrassment.
The diary entries were enlightening to say the least. Very nice.

Anyway, Helluva job, soldier! You're doing great.

Semper-Fi! Carry on!

I just hate being talked to like I'm in some military camp (every review is like that). And the first review I got from him I thought "hey a military guy?" So I checked his profile and it seems to be a young teen who likes First person shooters. I messaged him and asked not to be given reviews like that ( my dad is a retired marine. ) because it kinda offended me. Well, he's still going strong. I'm happy he likes my stories, I really am... but man, can he just be a little better on respecting my wishes or offering some advice that doesn't sound like a drill sergeant?


And no, the people here are great. Specially you riddly ^^