The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]
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Join Date: Mar 2007
My first try...
Day of Sagittarius: Genderbent Version. tentative first part.
“I can’t see a thing…”
Only the dark expanse of space registered before my eyes…
Have you ever tried hanging out outdoors during a bright day and then entering a very dim room? Yes, it’s exactly as dark as what I’m seeing now. The only thing is; the darkness in here isn’t fading like that in the room. A galaxy without any stars… It sounds romantic if you look at it a certain way… Unraveling the stars sounds nice… Except I can’t see the stars right now because of more worldly reasons…
“Alright! Let’s bust them up good!”
Sigh… Too worldly for my tastes… But then, since were talking about Haruki Suzumiya here, things are far from what I’d call worldly…
“I don’t get why they need this darkness for.”
I grumbled onto my screen. Everything except for a few dots here and there is complete darkness. It makes me wonder if my screen was the one with the defect… They call this
'Fog of War'
...? I don't think real wars even have these! And fog is supposed to be white as far as I'm concerned...
And then, a bright dot began moving forward from my screen. I decided to report to my commander…
“Haruki, won’t you slow down? You’re going too fast.”
And he replied…
"Call me Supreme Commander, First Officer!” he thumped his chest confidently in an annoying way, “The SOS Brigade possesses the highest military ranks; after all, we're the greatest ever!"
Then who’s the Supreme Commander and First Officer between us?
“Commander Suzumiya~!” Intelligence Officer Nagato-kun reports that the enemy fleet is moving suspiciously. What will be our response?
Itsuko Koizumi, the annoyingly-smiley
girl, reported promptly the findings. Haruki’s response was, “Bah! We’ll get them with a surprise attack!”
A bold statement as to be expected from Haruki, but no one obeyed him. Or rather, we didn’t want to obey him. Because even somebody who doesn’t even play games like these in the first place should find that facing the enemy head-on was suicide to be a very obvious thing!
Asahina-sempai raised his hand and asked nervously, “Ahh… What was I supposed to do again?”
“Somebody as wimpy as you would just get in our way, Mitsuru. Just get your butt and your supply fleet over there, since you have not yet reached the level of manliness to participate here. Kyon, you, Yuuki and Koizumi-chan are in charge of the enemy’s front guard, while I finish them off with a powerful shot. A one-hit-kill shot that is!”
Anybody, please save us from this guy~!
And wait, why am I and Koizumi here in the first place if manliness is needed? We're girls, dammit!
Thinking in a female mindframe was more difficult than expected.
Anyway, I tried making Kyon-ko sound as someone who doesn't know about these types of games. I hope it works...
Yagami Hayate: ver. GenerationS;
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