[TheShinySword]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Okay guys, here it is :3

Whoever can get this riddle can ask me for anything (that I can do). Interactive~ Write your answer/guess in a small ficcy format! whoever wins gets a fic from me of their choosing.

Spoiler for Fate's Riddle:

“A riddle?” Nanoha asked, curious as she tucked Vivio in for the night.

“Mmm,” Fate turned off the light and closed the door behind them as they left, walking to the livingroom to sit on the couch. “I thought you might like to hear it, since you love them. This one, However, I don't think you'll get.”

“Oh?” Nanoha smirked. “and if I do?”

“Then...” Fate grinned. “I will do anything you ask.”

“Anything?”

“Anything.” She held up a finger. “But if you miss it, you must do anything for me.”

Nanoha thought about it for a moment before nodding. “Okay, deal. Lay it on me.” She watched Fate take a deep breath.

“There is a blue man driving a blue truck down a blue road. All of a sudden the blue tires run over a blue nail in the ground, and gives him a flat blue tire. The blue man walks a bit down the blue road until he comes to a pink driveway leading to a pink house. The blue man walks to the pink house, passing a pink dog, and knocks on the pink door. A pink lady answers and the blue man tells her about his blue truck having a blue flat. The pink lady is nice enough to allow him in to call a tow truck. The blue man walks past the pink hallway, the pink kitchen, and dials on the pink phone. Unfortunately the tow truck can not come until tomorrow. So the pink lady lets the blue man stay the night in her pink spare bedroom. The blue man accepts the offer.

A green man driving a green truck down a green road. All of a sudden the green tires run over a green nail in the ground, and gives him a flat green tire. The green man walks a bit down the green road until he comes to a pink driveway leading to a pink house. The green man walks to the pink house, passing a pink dog, and knocks on the pink door. A pink lady answers and the green man tells her about his green truck having a green flat. The pink lady is nice enough to allow him in to call a tow truck. The green man walks past the pink hallway, the pink kitchen, and dials on the pink phone. Unfortunately the tow truck can not come until tomorrow. So the pink lady lets the green man stay the night in her pink spare bedroom. The green man accepts the offer.

At the same time, A red man driving a red truck down a red road. All of a sudden the red tires run over a red nail in the ground, and gives him a flat red tire. The red man walks a bit down the red road until he comes to a pink driveway leading to a pink house. The red man walks to the pink house, passing a pink dog, and knocks on the pink door. A pink lady answers and the red man tells her about his red truck having a red flat. The pink lady is nice enough to allow him in to call a tow truck. The red man walks past the pink hallway, the pink kitchen, and dials on the pink phone. Unfortunately the tow truck can not come until tomorrow. So the pink lady lets the red man stay the night in her pink spare bedroom. The red man accepts the offer.

The next morning comes and the green man wakes up first. Making his way down a pink hallway, he looks at the pink pictures along the wall and goes down the pink stairs into a pink living room and finally into the pink kitchen. The pink lady looks at the green man and smiles. She asks him what he would like for breakfast: Corn Pops or Lucky Charms. The green man answers “Corn Pops.”

A few while later the blue man awakes and leaves the pink room. He walks down the pink hallway and goes down the pink stairs and into the pink kitchen. He greets the green man and the pink lady and sits down on a pink barstool. He receives the same question as the green man and answers: “Lucky Charms.”

Minutes pass and the red man joins the blue man, green man, and the pink lady after walking down the pink hallway, pink stairs, and through the pink living room. After seeing what the blue man and green man were eating, he also received the question: What would you like for breakfast, Corn Pops or Lucky Charms? The red man answers “Corn Pops.”

Now, Nanoha, what is the moral of this story?”

Nanoha looked at Fate with an exasperated expression. “Ummmm.......”

[edit] If you were in the OC chat about a month or so ago when I asked this, you are not eligible to win :3

I know the true answer!
That's a lie

Spoiler for The answer:

Fate giggled as Nanoha struggled with the answer. "Do you give up?"

Nanoha puffed out her cheeks, "No way."

"I KNOW THE ANSWER!" Zafira burst from the ground. "It's obvious! Don't let strange men into your house or they'll eat your food!"

Fate blinked, "But she offered them her food. So that can't be the moral."

Zafira looked shocked. "It cannot be!"

"I KNOW THE TRUE ANSWER!" Chrono burst from the floor this time. "Only men can be cool colors! Woman have to be pink!"

"Brother you're a moron," Fate smacked her brother into next tuesday.

Nanoha was too engrossed in solving the puzzle to wonder why people were bursting from her floor.

That was when Yuuno burst from the floor. "I get it." He held a hand to his heart, looking utterly serious, "The blue man symbolizes the lost child in us all longing for the Lucky Charms of our youth. The red man is the copy cat following the green man needlessly. The green man is an old soul who just wants their corn pops..."

"Then who's the pink woman," Fate raised an eyebrow

"Well she's obviously god."

Fate shook her head, "That's a little too deep Yuuno."

"Well it's obvious isn't it?" Hayate popped up behind them.

"Is it?" Fate asked amused.

Hayate punched the air, "SEKU HARA ABOVE ALL ELSE!"

"No no that's not it."

"Is it," Nanoha spoke up. "No matter how different we are..." she looked up. "We all like cereal!"

Fate looked surprised, then she smiled, "Well Nanoha..."

In other words... I have no idea