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Old 2008-07-01, 04:26   Link #3873
Dee Eon
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Boulder
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Originally Posted by mikoo View Post
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UGGHHH!!!


Very cute Mikoo! Just because I declared that the asylum-spawned notion of "Yuki x Tsukasa" was morally, ethically, logically, intellectually, therapeutically, sanitationally, categorically, legally and religiously a non-starter wipe-out mutated totally unthinkable corrupt concept from the decaying neurons of someone's brain, you just had to sneak up and club me from behind (pic 1) then while I was staggering you gave my nape a karate chop (pic 2 and 3) then while I was doubled-over in pain, you delivered me a right hook in my solar plexus (pic 4 and 5), followed up by an upper-cut under my small chin (pic 6 and 7) and then a belly button blow using a brick (pics 7 and 8) that floored me, which obviously wasn't enough because you just had to use my sprawled gut as a trampoline with your scruffy spiked sneakers on (pic 9) while you were crying out to the Gods (as loudly as Kaggie in "100% Nai Nai Nai!") "Yuki x Tsukasa! Yuki x Tsukasa! Yuki x Tsukasa!"

No! I say it a google-plex times no! Like anti-matter and matter can't coexist in the same space, like oil and water will never stay mixed, like an Irresistible Force will never meet an Immovable Object, like basket weaving will never be an MIT course, or Lincoln rising from his grave, Tsukasa's turnip brain and wimpy marshmallow body could and will never engage the Cray-like moe cerebrum or umber-moe cheesecake corporeal being that is Miyuki Tanaka! Such is a negative non-concept! Get real guy!!!!

Geeze, must we take you back to grade to re-do your one plus ones too???

Sigh!!!!

Dee (only approving of Yuri x Kag; grudgingly of Kag x Kona; while intoxicated of Kona x Yuri, and under gunpoint, Kag x Tsuk, and only on Doomsday Mikoo's warped fantasy pairing!)

OH NO!!! THERE'S MORE!!!! Have you no decency?? STOP DREGING THE SEWERS!!!!
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