how does snoop dogg wash his whites?
Blee-ach
How many Dragonbll Z characters does it take take to change a lightbulb?
one but its going to take about six episodes
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
lets go ride bikes!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to move the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "Its hot in here!" the other one says "holy crap a talking muffin!"
Yo momma is so ugly they push her face into the dough to make "monster cookies"
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