[Moon The Cat]

What a character would never say:

Gaara: Daiski! Puni puni! Let's have a group hug.
Kakashi: Damn it seems I'm early today.
Naruto: Damn, ramen again!
Neji: Where the hell are my glasses!
Hokage: Damn, I hate this damn village, I'm going back to L.A.!

I can think of more but I will let you guys some of them.