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*Fridge salesman* Good day sir! How about trading in your old dusty fridge into this brand new deluxe fridge? It even got an built in egg timer!
*Aleister* Hmmm, im not sure.
*Fridge salesman* If you trade in your old fridge you get a discount!
*Aleister* Hmmm, sounds good. We have a deal.
*Fridge salesman* Aye aye, just sign these papers and a brand new deluxe fridge will be delivered by noon!
*Next day*
*Aleister* A fuck I forgot to empty the contents in the old one.
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Sutr ferr sunnan
með sviga lævi:
skinn af sverði
sól valtiva.
-Surtr, fiery giant of Múspell
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