Ura: *is out for the day (she and Omote have worked out that one day a week, Ura is released) and she spies a stack of books thrown in a corner* .... *tilts her head to read the cover* ... Twilight... I've heard about that in passing. Suppose to be a vampire novel... *smirks* Let's see what they came up with....*picks up the first book and begins to read.*
~*~
Tsukune: Hn? Yukari-chan? What's wrong?
Yukari: 0.o ...I can't believe what I just read...
Tsukune: And that would be...?
Yukari: *shudder* ... Twilight
Tsukune: *looks in the sky* But it's still afternoon...
Yukari: Not that! I mean the book I read - 'Twilight'!
Tsukune: Oh...OOOH, that.
Yukari: *tilts her head* You've heard about it?
Tsukune: Only bits and pieces. I heard that the main vampire character was a really nice guy.
Yukari: -_- ... who sparkles...
Tsukune:
Well, that was suppose to be the female lead character's description of him, wasn't it?
Yukari: -___- *deadpanned* No, he
sparkles.
Everyone sees it.
Tsukune: ...
And they don't drink human blood.
Yukari: Just animal blood. Can you imagine Moka-san chasing down animals and feeding off of them...??? *mental picture of Ura chasing down and breaking a bear's neck with a well-placed kick before tearing into its throat* ... *shudders from morbid fascination and disgust*
Tsukune: *tries to imagine Omote chasing down a squirrel and chomping it between her fangs* ...
No, I can't, not in a million years.
Yukari: It's possibly the worst representation of vampires I've ever seen in my life! A vampire is not suppose to be a vegan! It goes against everything a vampire is! I can't even imagine what Kokoa would do if she saw it! And even though he has a human woman under his thrall, he gets all moody and depressed about it!
Tsukune: I thought it was because he didn't want her to be in danger even though he fell in love it her...
Yukari: ...I've seen animals with more compelling reasons to 'fall in love' than these two...
Tsukune: ...that was harsh, Yukari-chan.
Yukari: ... you know if it was Moka-san throwing herself at you like Kurumu or Mizore does, you would have lost your virginity back in S1... -.-
Tsukune: That is not...! ...wait, that's.... Argh, don't assume that I'm so weak-minded!
Yukari: *gives a shrug* I'm making the observation, Tsukune-san. If Ura Moka-san wanted to mate, she wouldn't beat around the bush. She'd conquer them. You wouldn't have been able to resist! ...I know I wouldn't...
Tsukune: Moka-san is NOT that type of girl, Yukari-chan!
Yukari: ...Oh, no one knows this better thanI do, Tsukune-san. I'm just making the point that despite that, Moka-san wouldn't be nearly as pathetic as that 'Twilight' guy.
Tsukune: ...speaking of, where is Moka-san...? It's Ura's day out and she looked like she was headed for the library...
Yukari: ...
Oh no~ I threw those books into the nearest corner and ran for it! If Ura Moka-san sees them...
**Both jump when they feel a massive wave of youki and a roar**
Ura: "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE!?! HOW DARE THIS LOWLY CREATURE MOCK MY RACE WITH THIS ... THIS SWILL!?!
SHE SHALL KNOW HER PLACE!!!"
Tsukune: ...
... too late...
Yukari: ... there will be blood... lots of it...