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The True Culprit
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The Golden Land
[19:04] Renall: Also he claims Rosa solved the epitaph but just kind of handwaves the parts about her having debts and worrying about them as lying.
[19:04] Renall: Except isn't there a part IN ROSA'S INTERNAL NARRATION where she worries about her debt?
[19:04] auratwilight: Maria's dad took the Epitaph money too
[19:04] auratwilight: Kyrie and everyone's gonna solve it and be like "Wtf nothing's here."
[19:05] Renall: Just an IOU
[19:05] Renall: I'm still of the opinion there wasn't any gold.
[19:05] Renall: Kinzo had like... one bar and the rest was spraypainted iron
[19:05] auratwilight: no, man, no
[19:05] auratwilight: the scenes with the gold are exactly as presented
[19:05] auratwilight: and then Kyrie notices...
[19:05] auratwilight: "Wait, what the fuck?""
[19:06] auratwilight: "It's all foiled up chocolate bars."
[19:06] auratwilight: "Uuuuu~!
[19:06] Renall: Kinzo bribed people with delicious chocolate to give him loans
[19:07] auratwilight: he was a genius; the one thing no one could turn down
[19:07] auratwilight: Kuwadorian is actually a chocolate fantasy
[19:07] Renall: It's like his PALACE OF SWEETS
[19:07] auratwilight: .....oh no
[19:07] Renall: He invites you out there for a business retreat.
[19:07] auratwilight: Beatrice is Genderbend Willy Wonka
[19:07] auratwilight: the Furniture are all Oompa Loompas
[19:07] Renall: "Oompa loompa doopity doo, I've got a perfect closed room for you."
[19:08] auratwilight: notice that according to the Epitaph, only five people can enter the Golden Land
[19:08] auratwilight: and there were five Golden Tickets
[19:08] Renall: And the rewards of the epitaph follow
[19:08] Renall: Charlie gets the factory, all the people are supposedly fine eventually, his family is saved and his grandfather is better, and Wonka retires
[19:08] auratwilight: Anyone who draws Erika in the scene where the little bitch turns into a giant blueberry will be a god.
[19:10] Renall: THE SCHNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SCHNOZZBERRIES
Renall and I are being stupid again.
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