[Sixth]

Originally Posted by n0m@n

Souma's Dad: Souma, there's something I need to tell you.
Souma: What?
Souma's Dad: I AM...YOUR FATHER!
Souma: No shit.
Souma's Dad: Fine. I'll be serious here. SHE IS YOUR...MOTHER!
(Erina appears)
Souma: Congrats, father.
Souma's Dad: That is certainly not the reaction I expecting.
Souma: Actually there is something I want to tell you too...
(Megumi, Nikumi, and Alice appear)
Souma: They are your future daughter-in-law!
Souma's dad: BS!!!!!!!!!!!
Megumi, Nikumi and Alice: Ummmm...Souma, you are so great yesterday...
Souma: It wasn't much.
Girls: So, can we do it again?
Souma: No problem...opss..father, where do we stopped just now?

My version.