[Shadow Miko]

Originally Posted by SlurEXE

Spoiler:

THE APPEARANCE OF THE REAL 7TH MAIDEN OR WHEN JUN SNAPS

NOW IN BIG BLOCK LETTERS!

One happy day, as all stories start, the maidens were at their everyday routine. Not exactly anymore anyway, as Chibi and Boku went to the great n-field in the sky with Lucy and her diamonds.

Yes, not quite exactly the same.

Desu, losing the person she tormented the most, tormented Jun even more. Add Shinku the Shin-Kicker and Face Slapper and Kanaria who is bound to fail for the umpteen time, you'll imagine how pissed he was.

Here's a little sample of one day.

"Jun, I want tea."

"Then make it yoursel-STOP THAT, YOU DEMON DOLL! YOU'RE TEARING UP THE WHOLE PLAC- GACK!"

"You're my servant. Really, you still don't know your place? Make my tea."

"But chibi-ichigo is no longer here~desu. I've nothing to do other than eat, sleep and watch Kun-Kun~desu." Desu- I mean SUISEISEKI replied.

"Then throw yourself off a cliff! It'll relieve you and me of trouble! I WILL NOT MAKE YOUR TEA, YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"How dare you-!" the two dolls shouted. Yet secretly, somewhere in their subconcious, they were glad.

Jun-thumping was their favourite hobby.

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

The doll, clad in white, laid still. She had not awoken yet.

She was meant to take part in the Alice Game, right? Laplace thought. So he embarked on the suicidal quest of waking Kirakishou up.

"Kirakishou."

Nothing.

"Kirakishou. It's time."

Nothing.

"Kirakishou!"

Nothing.

"KIRAKISHOU!"

Nothing. Really, you should be expecting thi.

"KIRAKISHOU! KIRAAAA! THIS IS YOUR NINE-O' CLOCK BROADCAST TO INFORM YOU THAT THE ALICE GAME HAS BEGUN!"

Nothing!

Irritated but not ready to surrender, he thought of the sure fire way to wake her up.

"SUIGINTOU IS HERE TOO!"

The results were amazing. In a blink of an eye, Kira was up and ready.

"WHERE'S ONEE-SAMA!?!?!?" she queried, slavering like a slavering dog.

Laplace blinked.

Amazing.

~~

"Why did they keep me alive? I want to die. Kill me k, Angel?"

Suigintou rolled her eyes. Why did she take this emo angsting suicidal girl as her medium anyway? She may angst, but then when you've been abandoned by your own dad while he attends to your sisters, you were bound to turn out like Suigintou... It wasn't like she was a hueg tank of power, too.

Megu liked to throw things around, but Gin liked to throw things at Shinku. She briefly paused to ponder the futility of postponing the Alice Game, but then again, that postpone was what made her more of Alice's likeness...

"Angel?"

"Hmm?"

"Why didn't you take all my power?"

"Oh Rozen...."Gin groaned. She asked this question at least 20 times per day. It's all true, she counted. And that was one of her good days!

"Look, Megu." she struggled to keep her temper. "I may have pussyfooted around, but that doesn't mean you can ask me so many times per day! if you want to die that badly, then do it yourself!"

"That's a nice suggestion! Why didn't I think of it before?!"

Oh, bother.

~~

"I am Kanaria, smartest of the Rozen Maid- that's quite a mess~kashira..." Kanaria quivered at the scene.

A bloody pulp. Woah.

"If you're wise like you say you are, you'll scramble, Kanaria." Shinku said quietly.

Whimpering, Kanaria ran away.

~~

"Me and my big mouth!" Suigintou thought angrily. Because of what she said in the heat of the moment, Megu was really going to kill herself!

"Angel? Why are you here?"

"To see if you're alright!"

"You know, you shouldn't waste your time on me, Angel. I'm nothing but junk. Worthless junk who doesn't appreciate what she has."

Hearing this, Suigintou could not help but shout "Junk is junk, but it still can be repaired!"

"You can't repair what is already worthless to begin with."

And she jumped.

O SHI- CLIFFHANGER?!?!!?!

I'll continue when I feel like it.

Do you feel like it yet? Do you? DO YOU?