Subject: "The 10 Best Caddy Replies"
Can you relate to this?
#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the Lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes Sir. you miss the ball much closer now."
#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir, that would be too much of a coincidence."
#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, it's a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch, it's a compass."
#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game so far?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but peersonally, I prefer golf!"
#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play sir, it's a sin on any day."
#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I have ever played on."
Caddy: "This is'nt the golf course, we left that an hour ago!"
#1
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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