Intro: Konata is basically what I was like in my 8:30 lectures. Teacher's should no better than to start asking questions until at least 1 hour into the first period.
At School: Haven't we been over this subject of cramming before. Well regardless my method was to take all my books home with me. I often had a very heavy bag as some textbooks can be as thick as dictionaries. How many hand does a human have (answer: 3 if you are a really hyper Konata). Of course with in three seconds of her excuse for being late I could see she was up all night playing games (like me). Good thing I don't ever play MMO's so my teachers couldn't try to entrap me. (By the way, this is one of those Rie Kugimiya moments that Aya Hirano has occassionally. Love it!) Also don't use excuses ripped from popular Eroge. Also didn't we kind of do this joke already too, though maybe its that Konata is so bad at making excuses, that she used the same one twice and embarassed herself. Tsukasa's kind of dumb and then
At Home: HOLY SMOKES.... *Faints* Konata, Dan Dan Kokoro Hikarete 'ku. Notice the massive animation quality increase for the scene that's designed to turn people on.
The Birthday Bash: I love that sweatdrop noise by the way. I give thee, the gift of referencing shows we worked on (SOS-Dan armband. What the hell is she supposed to do with that). Then its time for a reference to something else entirely unrelated to Kyoto Animation, in this case ToHeart (I think I see a pattern in Konata's gift choices. She really does live the Otaku lifestyle much to the chagrin of her friends). By the way, more seriously in reading the sub note above this scene, I really hope Kyoto Animation came up with this idea on their own and aren't just rewriting things to do what their fans seem to want them to do over on 2chan and such. Though there doesn't seem to be any evidence that they are doing so, it would be nice to be absolutely certain they do these things on their own rather than as a reactionary addition in order to pander. Note Konata's eating habits are similar to mine. Kagami isn't moe because she didn't cut her own finger I guess (Maybe it was the lack of a nervous breakdown over a trivial matter???) ?????
. By the way must keep eyes of Tsukasa's somewhat revealing summer dress.
. More reference stuff we worked on with Bonta-Kun. Konata eyeballs Kagami in a way that totally doesn't infer a yuri relationship. What the freaking hell happened to Konata's voice (Aya Hirano done gone crazy Rie Kugimiya Style again). Nice spelling mistake in the subs there.
Walking in the streets: I swear that spinning scene reminds me of some sort of Mecha Transformation sequence (Could have been a little bit more hot-blooded though. Come on Konata, work your inner otaku).
At School: They talk about Konata's part time job, which I thought would never come up again. Apparentely you need a nice body there, but Konata says although she's troubled by her flat chest as she squeezes it (THAT'S IT I NEED A DRINK
). Please don't do that again for at least another episode Konata. Hey it's that joke from Chapter 3 of the manga, only here Konata is interviewed (Why the heck would you interview someone so untrustworthy). Hey I remember that show, final answer Regis. OKAY WE ARE NOT GETTING A RUNNING SEQUENCE WITH GYM OUTFITS....... (Drinks)... Back...wow that was kind of....pointless and underwhelming. OH MY GOD, did I just see a guy walk by in the background.....that's right keep walking
cause Lucky Star doesn't let men talk.
Holy Crap I'm only halfway through the episode.
Konata's House: There's that guy with a broom that people think is Terry Bogard for some reason. Look people it's just a random figurine of a guy with a broom. People didn't seem to notice the Shuffle poster in the background. Hey look its a Ninja figurine, clearly it must be Ninja Senshi Tobikage because that is the first thing that pops into my mind. Shot of Konata above reading manga *Faints Again*. Oh god she's clacking her toes together *Must stay standing*. Oh come on now what the frig is with the pointless mention of Haruhi, enough of that already Kyoto Animation, seriously. We know, now do something else already. You almost had me in your power Konata..... but wait Konata now makes fun of Haruhi episode 9 for the obvious budget saving scene in episode 9, she's won me back. HAHA 2-Chan Flame War over the sequence (maybe its about Lucky Star daring to make fun of Haruhi. Meta-Logic Ha!).... This is by far the funniest joke the series has ever made. Potential disaster situation in this episode for me salvaged and turned into an auto +1 for the end rating. If there's any joke that Lucky Star is deliberately slighting Otaku everywhere then this removes it. Maybe this is why the director was removed. Belly Button Shot of Konata *Hands clasping desk*. HAHA The episode itself is saving budget now. Oh my god this sequence is nailing it for me.
Outside walking and then school: Dude that sweatdrop noise of Kagami's again. I want to learn how to do that noise when I sweat. SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE! OMG LOL-FANG Teacher, hilarious, clearly the highlight of the episode (not really)
At Kagami's: Put on some clothes already Tsukasa.
At School: Yeah Dragon Ball...woooooo. I think that's the Kame school kanji. There's the Gym scene we were robbed of earlier, not that much more exciting. Hey it's Konomi from Toheart and Galaxy Angel, go reused references.
At Kagami's: Pajama's again *Almost at the end, stay standing*. I've actually done what Kagami does here by the way and pulled an all nighter by reading a good book.
At Konata's: TsuyoKisu...The Hell!
Walking Outside: HAHA Kagami you fatso. Clearly being a paper thin loli looking thing makes you morbidly obese in the eyes of fans everywhere. What the...Okami???
FUN ENDS, BEGIN LUCKY CHANNEL (Oh this is going to be painful I just know it): I have a really annoying voice...Nyoron refence (Grow a pair already guy)....Bipolar already, the end, bleh. It's so old and not funny at all. Drop this segment already for the love of god Kyoto Animation, it's just taking up time where you could be doing more funny things with the actual cast. Anyway I'm going to skim this.
Ending: Well we get an explanation for what the hell happened last week. I guess that settle's my gripe with that. Still doesn't make much sense that Konata is suddenly the uber-singer. What a shock apparently Kagami is a good singer as well. SINGLE TIME!