It's getting late now where I am and I going to go to sleep. Before that, here's the post I typed up a while ago:
I originally created these two for something else entirely, but thought I could adapt them into here as well. Tell me if any of these characters sounds wierd, because that's a likely result of the conversion.
Maybe I should've left out the mysterious man though… well, I'll be explaining him later.
Edit: Why don't aren't the "About"'s a's capitalized?
Edit 2: M -> Maple