~Log Number #263 : Embarrassment at the 108th~
By Yui
This has got to be the most shameful and embarrassing day of my admittedly short life. It started off normally like most days, Tais woke up early, done his personnel hygiene rituals and went for his usual morning exercises and after finishing, he would go get some breakfast at the 108th's mess hall. This morning however was a little different as he met his crush Ginga Nakajima who was also exercising and it all started to go wrong from here.
*Yui plays an audio file*
Tais: Na... Nakajima-sama! Good morning. Wow, she is so pretty....
Ginga: Oh! Hello Tais and thank you for the compliment.
Tais: Compliment?
Yui: Don't mind him miss Nakajima, he's always thinking out loud without realizing it. By the way, my name is Yui and I'm the AI assigned to this silly boy.
(Note: Yui is current hanging on a chain outside Tais's cloths)
Ginga: Hello Yui and Tais, you don't have to call me Nakajima-sama. Ginga-san will do fine
Tais: Err... ok Gin Ginga-san. Hmm... but the book....:mutters:
Ginga: Book?
Yui: Tais borrowed a book from the Infinite library recently called "Common practices of Earth" in order to try to fit in better. The head librarian there personally handed him this book.
Ginga: I'm sure he'll fit in well. Also, is it okay for me to see what you can do Yui? I'm curious to see what the scientists at the Central Science & Development Bureau have come up with.
Tais: Of .. of course its ok, we'll be happy to show you.
*Pause audio file*
At this point I wanted to disagree. Whether is it because I sense something is about to go wrong or I'm pissed that she automatically assumed that the stupid butt ugly piece of armour is part of me, can be debated.
Tais immediately activated the armour before I could protest and started rattling off the details about the armour's capabilities and construction. When he go to the magagumo pack mounted to the armour, things went.... fubar for lack of a better term.
*Resume audio file*
Tais: And this, is the magagumo wizard pack which expands my capablities.
Ginga: What does it do?
Tais: I'll show you :activates the pack:
Tais: Neat huh?
Ginga: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! TENTACLE MONSTER!!!!
*Stop audio file*
This was shocking to say the least. Ginga, at this point, put on her Revolver Knuckle and uppercut Tais, releasing a revolver shot at the point of impact in under 2 secs. As neither Tais or I have expected the attack, she knocked Tais out with that one attack. I made an horrible mistake next. I took control of the tentacles hoping to use them to bring Tais to the medical centre. Ginga just saw the tentacles moving and ... I'm not too sure what she did. It seems like she managed to knocked me out too however improbable it sounds.
If I were to make a guess, I would say she knocked us back into the air and piledrivered us into the ground, burying us to the knees. That is the most likely event as I overheard the doctors saying that they found us driven straight into into the ground with Tais's knees to his feet being the only parts visible above ground.
This is most mortifying as the armour and furture AIs based on me are suppose to be standard equipment in the future and we were taken out so quickly and embarrassingly. Hmm... perhaps I should send in a request for permission to construct a solid holographic body to prevent further such incidents.
~End log~