Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Character Creation and Discussion
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Outer Cadia
Here's another log file from Yui
This new friend is embarrassing or Hello nurse!
~Log Number #287 : Getting free at last... NOT!
Sigh... Tais is back into the hospital again... At this rate, he's going to get a bed permanently assigned for his use. Although this time he deserved it, but I digress. To fully understand what caused this latest fiasco, we have to look back a few days at the CSDB (Central Science & Development Bureau).
*Play Video File*
Ritsuko: What do you want Director, I'm a busy women unlike you.
Tsuzuki: That's so cold of you Ritsuko-chan!
(Ritsuko swings a rather large wrench at Tsuzuki)
Ritsuko: Spit it out, get out or have me bash it out of your skull. Personally I prefer if you choose number 3. I wanted to try out those moves Pinako Showed me last time.
Tsuzuki: Okay, okay. Here. This is what I want you to do.
(Ritsuko reads the report and her eyes widen. Without warning, she swings the wrench and knocks Tzusuki unconscious)
Ritsuko: You're crazy. You want HER to do THIS?! And send it THERE?! Are you out of your mind?! YOU... shit... I knocked him out...
*End Video File*
Some background information maybe needed here. The woman the two are talking about is a great Scientist who made some of the greatest achievements of the CSDB but is also the scientist who made most of the greatest blunders and the one with the greatest unbroken record of failures.
Anyway, Ritsuko delivered the orders to the tanned woman with beautiful long silver hair who was rather amused.
*Start Video File*
???: Ritsuko-chan! How nice of you to come see me. Missed little old me?
Ritsuko: I'll admit that you're old Urudo but me, missing you, in your dreams perhaps. Director Tsuzuki wants you to do this.
(Hands over the report)
Urudo: Hmm... Interesting. I'll get started immediately. Give S-chan a kiss for me
(Smacking Ritsuko's ass lightly on her way out, Urudo started going over her lab to get the parts needed. Outraged by her actions, Ritsuko wanted vengeance but hearing Urudo chant something like wool of bat and tongue of dog, Ritsuko quickly made herself scarce.)
*stop Video File*
Pity that, for if she stayed a bit longer she could have prevented a bottle labeled LPNN from getting into Urudo's creation and save Tais from this misfortune. A few days later, which happened to be today and co-incidentally the day Tais finally stepped out of the hospital, we received a crate from the home unit. I can't believe how naive we were as Tais just opened the crate at the guard post and I did nothing to stop him. No its not a bomb but a bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy blonde bombshell. A cute, blue-eyed, sexy and petite blonde bombshell with short shoulder length hair, large firm breasts and cute little fangs. And did I mention that she's totally nude? Yup she is stark naked and judging from the amount of blood exploding from the 2 guardsman's nostrils and their shit eating grins when they fainted from blood lost, it looks like she's going to be very popular with the guys.
I however, totally dislike her from the first moment I laid eyes on her. I mean I don't even have a body yet and I'm already feeling inadequate and jealous. Tais does not seemed to be affected but that could be because he has been staring very hard at the ceiling and muttering "Ginga-sama" over and over again.
*Play audio File*
Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama.....
Tais: Ginga-sama, Ginga-sama, Gin... What?
Tais: Gah!! What the.. Why is she calling me Master? Yui, help me out please! Oh no must think of only Ginga-sama and not about cute, sexy, naked, breas... NO! Must think of only Ginga-sama!!
*Pause audio file*
I'm totally pissed. She even has a nice voice. Turning my sensors away from the girl, I scanned a pad on top of a pile of neatly folded clothes next to the nake girl. Grrr... Tramp! Can't even put on some cloths. Anyway, after getting the information, I informed Tais that the girl, Seles, is suppose to be his familiar, courtesy of the CSDB. Seles must have felt rather left out and she pounce on Tais, and wrapping her legs and arms around him in a very suggestive way. Seems like she has the mindset of a kitten and koala. And how in the name of the God Empress does she not have the usual animal parts of a familiar?!
At this point when Ginga come in, looking for Tais to apologize for her overreaction the other day, I've more or less expected it. It was made worse since Seles loudly called Tais master at this time. Talk about bad timing. The look on Ginga's face when she laid eyes on Seles can only be described as hate at first sight. But when she looked at Tais, she had a chilling glare that sent him spewing all sorts of nonsense.
Surprise, Surprise, Ginga did not do any bodily harm on Tais but instead firmly pulled Seles off him and dressed her in the police-like clothing... By S*******, why did the CSDB put THAT in instead of the normal uniform for TSAB members? After dressing Seles, Ginga just gave Tais another frosty glare and turned to leave. Perhaps he was trying to explain the situation or maybe to apologize but when he touch her shoulder, Ginga turned and aimed a kick to his nuts and the result? A cry of pain.
Amazingly it was Ginga who cried out and not Tais! And not because Tais has iron like balls (at least I don't think so) but he actually countered the blow by punching downwards. Absolutely unbelievable, Tais actually harmed his crush. Realizing what he has done, he threw her over his shoulder and dashed to the hospital using the shortest possible way. The good news, he got there at record time. The bad news, Ginga's skirt got hitched up rather high, flashing just about everyone on base.
*Resume audio file*
Tais: Doctor! Doctor! Please look at Ginga-sama's foot!
Doctor: Doesn't look so bad, an ice pack on the affected area for a few hours should do the trick. By the way Nakajima-san, do you know that your skirt is hitched up so high that everyone can tell you're wearing white panties?
Tais: Shiro no pantsu.... (sounds of liquid dripping very rapidly can be heard and then a mechanic whirling one. Few seconds later the sound of a body hitting and crashing through a few walls can be heard)
*End audio file*
Tais's official punishment came afterwards when Ginga regain her mobility. I think the punishment is rather cruel and unusual but I never knew Tais can be made into such a convincing if tall girl. Ginga is truly talented to achieve such a feat. Cruel too since she dressed him in the most revealing set of the female Uniform and paraded him around base for the entire day, ending with making him clean up the mess after letting everyone know that the new girl is actually Tais in drag. As for Seles, she got mailed back to the CSDB since every female hate her at first sight as well.
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